gtao-crew

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice invite me

[mellow void]

during 2022 you could beat the whole game by simply loading into a online at some points

billions of money, max rank, all achievements and unlocks, basically 100% of the game completed for you

[simple solstice]

rce moment

[abstract trail]

For short periods right?

[mellow void]

It was for like 3 months of security issues

[simple solstice]

RCE is about the worst thing that can happen to any sort of networked application

[abstract trail]

Rce what that?

[simple solstice]

and it still took R* months to even look at it

remote code execution

[abstract trail]

So account banned?

[mellow void]

No you didn't even get banned for it, some of the accounts are still alive, or most of them at least

The only people who got banned from being given all of the stuff were the people who made a ticket to R* asking for it to be removed

Basically imagine going to a hospital and being shot after asking for help

[simple solstice]

theres always one of two outcomes from contacting support

they throw money at you to shut you up and then delete your ticket

or they ban you if they think you broke a rule and tell you that you can buy the game again

[mellow void]

this guy cannot track someone who literally turned 3 times

[simple solstice]

I wasnt even going after you, stupid police were on my ass

its pointless trying to chase somebody in ghost org

unless im also in ghost org

[mellow void]

Hmm, the job is full

[simple solstice]

this one is 2 player only

so I guess im kidnapped

[mellow void]

alrighty enjoy

[simple solstice]

I wont

[abstract trail]

Lol

[mellow void]

you will

[abstract trail]

@mellow void i dint know second mission is 2 player

[simple solstice]

these missions are 90% cutscene 10% "go to 15 different locations"

[abstract trail]

Yeah cant skip

[mellow void]

"Shoot up the funeral"

[warm grail]

i will be setting up a cluckin bell for my weekly challenge

if u need me

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice I will follow you

[simple solstice]

@abstract trail cops will always spawn in front of you so dont drive in a straight line, try and zig zag or change directions often

[mellow void]

if opal was a true one he'd push you to lead

[simple solstice]

its better if we split up

[abstract trail]

I try

Wt

[simple solstice]

you drove straight into it 😭

[abstract trail]

He spawned infront of me

💀

[abstract trail]

😭

[simple solstice]

why we split up because desync

[abstract trail]

I see

Again

😭

They spawning from every direction

[simple solstice]

maybe your car is bad luck

lets trade

[celest lake]

Okay what i meant there was thanks for help now u can go your way

What ya want?!

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice bro that car was bad luck

💀

[simple solstice]

god I hate lamar

[abstract trail]

Same

@simple solstice look like we are in bad lobby again

💀

[simple solstice]

I already froze the process

[abstract trail]

It's was good lobby

No modder

[abstract trail]

@mellow void invite

[abstract trail]

Joining

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

you ruined my compact Vigero

oh another 2p

[simple solstice]

It was ruined when you sat in it

[mellow void]

mhmm and Im the one getting kidnapped this time

[abstract trail]

💀lol

[mellow void]

you hit the entry way too hard and didn't even make it in so I was in there by myself

[abstract trail]

Oh

I was trying not. To kill myself

This is last mission

I. Think

[celest lake]

Lol makes me wanna do that too

[simple solstice]

tyre go pop

[abstract trail]

5 more @mellow void

💀💀

[mellow void]

we can start bringing more players since the others are 4p I think, maybe with one or two 2p

[warm grail]

i joined a random silent and sneaky casino

[abstract trail]

Waiting for call

[simple solstice]

think I finally found tires on my buffalo evx that dont have it feeling like im driving a rowboat filled with bricks

[warm grail]

we have failed the first try

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice @warm grail you guys coming??

It's 4 player mission

[warm grail]

inv?

[simple solstice]

I didnt see the inv my bad

[abstract trail]

Join session

[warm grail]

i still dont Stare

[abstract trail]

And invite @warm grail

[warm grail]

yayy funerals

[simple solstice]

totally inconspicuous

worlds slowest car

[abstract trail]

💀

[warm grail]

im just here for the ride

[abstract trail]

They driving to slow

🤣🤣

Lol

[simple solstice]

"just act natural"

[abstract trail]

My wifi

Lol

💀

[simple solstice]

wifi

[warm grail]

f

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

At this rate, we'll finish in aprox 4 hours or so

[warm grail]

just when i get my hands on some corpses too

[mellow void]

honestly a real record

[abstract trail]

It's fixed

[simple solstice]

is it

[abstract trail]

Restarting my game

[abstract trail]

💀

[simple solstice]

also

mat you're going in baby jail for trying to ram me

[warm grail]

plead the 5th

[abstract trail]

Idk why someone had to turn wifi off

💀

Well joining

[simple solstice]

why I keep my router right next to my pc

[abstract trail]

😭

[warm grail]

coffee time

[celest lake]

[mellow void]

Im already 2 coffees down

[warm grail]

how big is ur cup hmm

[abstract trail]

I am at loading screen

💀

Joining gta online

I hope it's don't get stuck

[mellow void]

Cup? We drink coffee energy monsters in this household

[warm grail]

oh my gawsh

[abstract trail]

@mellow void invite

It's not showing join

[abstract trail]

I am already at crew session

It's show 1 player

Finally joining

Invite mat

[warm grail]

says full

why did it give me an earing

[abstract trail]

What?

[warm grail]

your outfits pierced my ears, non censentually

[simple solstice]

bro

[mellow void]

nvm, more like 5:30 hours

[warm grail]

ok dont bump them

[simple solstice]

7 hours later

[mellow void]

at this rate we won't finish

[simple solstice]

screw it

[warm grail]

lead the way

we can do this

[simple solstice]

glad that guy didnt overreact

[abstract trail]

😭

[abstract trail]

😭

😭😭

8 hour

[simple solstice]

wall

ffs

dont go into cover

[mellow void]

cover doesn't reveal us, bumping into them at terminal velocity does

[simple solstice]

both reveal us

[mellow void]

unlike you 3 I have played these before, I won't say it on your guy's part though

[simple solstice]

I have played this before but okay

You're right, as always

[mellow void]

With those driving lines im not so sure man

A real gta player follows the objective and doesn't take shortcuts like an evil little person

[simple solstice]

How dare I

me when I talk to the voices in my head

[mellow void]

Lamar when hes talking to his 3 other friends and the one clueless guy

[abstract trail]

💀

[simple solstice]

shame I couldnt get my PV on that run

[abstract trail]

Pv??

[mellow void]

Personal Vehicle

[simple solstice]

personal vehicular devicacle

[abstract trail]

Oh are you guys in loading screen too?

[warm grail]

yes

[simple solstice]

always suspend process after we get through the payment screen

because otherwise you get put into the worst possible lobby you could ever dream of

[mellow void]

nu, Im ontop of mount chiliad right now

[simple solstice]

free car

and walls car is here as well

[abstract trail]

Lol

[warm grail]

hahah

[mellow void]

if it works it works

its got a uh, frame, some seats, a headlight area

[simple solstice]

its got some uh

vehicle

somewhere on it

[warm grail]

a lot of bots in lobbies this morning

[abstract trail]

Waiting for call

[mellow void]

@simple solstice wanna grief the modder

[simple solstice]

[abstract trail]

Finally call

[simple solstice]

ok I griefed him

[mellow void]

his crew emblem shouts E-ganster too

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice i am joining your session

[simple solstice]

hmm

teehee

[mellow void]

violates his heli and then runs

[abstract trail]

It's 2 player mission

[mellow void]

gl opal

[simple solstice]

well

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice join

[simple solstice]

the good news is that im not in the mission

[abstract trail]

@mellow void join

[simple solstice]

right as I joined it was full

so I became job warped

[mellow void]

can't

jobs full

[simple solstice]

did he leave matchmaking open for the nth time

or did a modder get him

[mellow void]

1st one

100%

[abstract trail]

@mellow void invited

[simple solstice]

somewhere in here is a game

maybe even a video game

I just haven't found it yet

[abstract trail]

Dint see him

Lol

[mellow void]

I don't think you know what stealth is

[abstract trail]

I know i forgot

I thought I have to get car or something

Lol

It's not showing me location

[mellow void]

you went aggro, you have to wait

[abstract trail]

Okay I try

[mellow void]

and I teleport into the earth, fun

[abstract trail]

🤣

Lol

[mellow void]

Why respond to that when I died to a bug over you running straight into their hideout without any heads up

[abstract trail]

Soory

[abstract trail]

Did you did tier 4 of this thing?

[mellow void]

I did, although I did have a bit more of a coordinated team for it

[abstract trail]

It my first time lol I should have looked into guide

[simple solstice]

lamars missions are about as annoying to get done as apartment heists

if not moreso

[mellow void]

When people go off on their own gameplay and not the objective, yea its going to be hard

[simple solstice]

I said annoying

not hard

[mellow void]

Its going to be both when people don't do what I just refered to

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

[simple solstice]

They finally caught you

[mellow void]

Neuh uh, I suspended my process then got that

[simple solstice]

suspended BE instead

[mellow void]

Theres no proof I do anything of any assortments of any variety

[simple solstice]

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice join

[simple solstice]

sure I'll join with the invite I dont have

[abstract trail]

Xd

I am going off after this

Will play after hours

@simple solstice @mellow void can do all of them i think

Inviteed

[abstract trail]

@mellow void invited

@simple solstice mat

Invite him

@warm grail

[simple solstice]

I apparently cant because I just infinitely have a transaction pending

love this game

mat probably got off because stuff was taking painfully long

[abstract trail]

@warm grail he online

Idk ingame

Just 2 left

[warm grail]

wow i just got off

is there more missions?

[abstract trail]

2 more

[warm grail]

ok

[abstract trail]

That why I thought let's do it

Tier 4 can wait for later

@warm grail are you online?

[reef hazel]

[abstract trail]

In game

[warm grail]

im joining rn

[reef hazel]

Transaction pending is so annoying

Especially when trying to gamble

[abstract trail]

Yeah I bought gta+ now I am not buying

💀

[reef hazel]

lmao

[simple solstice]

its my favorite

[reef hazel]

One time transaction pending took 4 minutes

to finally let money do its thing

[abstract trail]

@simple solstice invite him

[reef hazel]

[abstract trail]

@mellow void 💀💀

[simple solstice]

yea wall is a pro gamer

[simple solstice]

I did

[mellow void]

thats above my pay grade

[warm grail]

any invitations

[simple solstice]

I sent one but I've no idea if it actualy

sent

because the friend list is out of sync

because why wouldn't it be

[abstract trail]

I am not buying gta+ again lol

Hope they fix this crap in gta 6

[simple solstice]

remake the lobby dragon

im not waiting 15 years for this shit

[warm grail]

joining

[simple solstice]

crank the speakers

[warm grail]

lamars a yapper

[mellow void]

following the gps 💔

[abstract trail]

Like Lester

Finally

One more

[simple solstice]

Don't deviate from the GPS, follow it exactly 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[abstract trail]

[mellow void]

I said listen to objectives, not follow the gps to its exact marking

Everyone knows the gps shows the fastest legal route, not the fastest route

[simple solstice]

Earlier you made fun of me for cutting

🗣️

[mellow void]

you were dead ass cutting into the funeral infront of the gang members and offroading 💔

[simple solstice]

That's how it goes

[mellow void]

Off roading in a convoy mission

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

Hmm

[simple solstice]

Seems friendly

you should go say hi

[abstract trail]

Finally last one

Invited

[simple solstice]

guh

[abstract trail]

I need to kill someone with orbital canon

💀

@simple solstice get killed

[simple solstice]

Nope

Never been orbed, not planning on starting a trend

[abstract trail]

For achivement

[simple solstice]

If you give me 50 instanced pvp kills I'll give you 1 orb

[abstract trail]

🤣lol

If you asked 10 or something

I was okay but 50 lol

[mellow void]

[abstract trail]

Orb him

[simple solstice]

Don't piss me off

[abstract trail]

Done?

[mellow void]

nada

[simple solstice]

I almost got rapid fired

3 times

[abstract trail]

Same

[mellow void]

the money icon looks a little more green than its normal green

[abstract trail]

How did you do tier 4?

strategy

[simple solstice]

It means we get money^money

[simple solstice]

the strategy is just dont rush

[warm grail]

lol??

[simple solstice]

I should probably sell that at some point

[warm grail]

special dlc

ty for help opal, going to do that raid later

peace

[simple solstice]

ciao

[abstract trail]

What that?

[simple solstice]

the game saving me from a headache instead of giving me one, for once

[abstract trail]

Yeah this mansion update is best

[idle jetty]

I can confirm that I easily survived my 41°C work day and I'm here to do some fun shenanigans to unwind

My character is 6 years old!

[old raptor]

41*C?? At this time of year?

Happy birthday by the way

[idle jetty]

Welcome to Australia in the summer

[old raptor]

Oh yea

[marsh hollow]

Hang in there

[abstract trail]

How you play this much game

💀

[old raptor]

27h is nothing

[abstract trail]

I remember 8 hour was max i played

@old raptor bro is gooch still there?

[old raptor]

Yes

[abstract trail]

Can I get him?

💀

[old raptor]

Yea but he’ll be targeting everyone in a session so it might be tricky

You can’t do it in a solo session

[abstract trail]

I can take someone with me

I make them don't have any money

So he will come to me

And I can get him

And other can help

[marsh hollow]

I got gooched

[marsh hollow]

🥀

Grinding career progress

[old raptor]

Nerd

[abstract trail]

So when you doing cmm take me in too

[old raptor]

Me too

[abstract trail]

@old raptor I have one guy like you

[old raptor]

What’s his number

[abstract trail]

@green heath

This guy

[green heath]

yo

whats up bro

i was working sorry

[pliant veldt]

just test drove the Envisage on my track, and I have to say

it's pretty damn good

went around the corners exactly how I wanted

it wasn't fast but that's probably because I was using a stock one

[unreal tangle]

yeah thats the issue

hsw is not applied to all cars in the races

[pliant veldt]

the Envisage doesn't have HSW

if it had, it would be cool

I really wanted to win the Envisage that's in the casino but R* snubbed me of it several times

guess I'll have to buy it after the sell session

[umbral knot]

hey

[abstract trail]

@pliant veldt bro is gooch gone?

[pliant veldt]

he should be gone tomorrow at 11 am my time(I am central Europe, use Prague time to convert)

[abstract trail]

What my I did stay in session for 48 min he dint spawn

[pliant veldt]

were you in a public session or no? that could be why. but be aware, him spawning on you is rare(I suggest carrying around full snacks, so he has something to steal)

otherwise he won't spawn

[green heath]

you need money snacks and armor i believe

[abstract trail]

I had money and snack

I was in invite only

[pliant veldt]

yeah, he won't spawn that way

as far as I know atleast

[green heath]

he can spawn in invite only but atleast two people are required to be in that session

[abstract trail]

There was one more with me

But he come and I was roaming

Waiting for him

But he dint come

[winged flare]

Session has to have been alive for 48 mins with 2 people, after that it has a chance to spawn

Not guaranteed

[abstract trail]

Oh then what to do?

[winged flare]

If it happens it happens, you can make the odds better for you to be chosen but you can’t force it to spawn

[green heath]

yea

i think tgg waited 3 years for the grooch

[paper reef]

Hey Dragon

still waiting to do your thing

the cluckin bell

[umbral knot]

hey

[simple solstice]

Hello Mr. criminal

[mellow void]

helloo

[simple solstice]

are you here to do some crimes?

[umbral knot]

i think ye but in gta

[old raptor]

Why not irl

[marsh hollow]

I already did it

All of them

[mellow void]

In like a 20 or so minutes when I finish my 5th warehouse if anyone wants to help sell it + hangar, bunker, and some of the mc stuff I'll be doing that for a bit

[simple solstice]

SURE

[mellow void]

happy

[simple solstice]

we are the good time havers !

[mellow void]

Im going to attempt to sell my nightclub in a public thats full, if that heed not work Ill just sell it once I start the crew session

although Im not sure if Ill be able to go into a public considering how well the game has been playing out these past few days

I was silly for even trying to do that

[old raptor]

Dead game

[mellow void]

true

still going to start selling stuff even if

[simple solstice]

has it gone from 1/3 to 1/1

[mellow void]

yup basically

I got insta crashed on my first one

[simple solstice]

mmmmmmm

Just as predicted

though that was much faster than I thought

gg public lobbies, may they rest in piss

[marsh hollow]

Invite only is better anyway icl

[mellow void]

crew sessions better

[marsh hollow]

Just less issues that you can run into

[marsh hollow]

they don’t require invites right?

As long as you’re in the crew

Hi Slim

Hi Woody

[spark geyser]

Pretty much

[marsh hollow]

[mellow void]

More secure than invite only due to being restricted to crew, although even that can be bypassed

[simple solstice]

^

[idle jetty]

I only just woke up and have work in over an hour

[marsh hollow]

🥀

[simple solstice]

Invites are... more like a recommendation

[marsh hollow]

I’ve got Jim in 19 minutes

New year new me

[idle jetty]

[simple solstice]

Its like having a bouncer at the front of your club but he lets anybody in if they're insistent enough

[marsh hollow]

I’m so bugged though

Damn Car wash

What am I meant to do for a week

[simple solstice]

take a week off

[marsh hollow]

I guess just Garment factory and security contracts

[marsh hollow]

never

I’m a gaymer

[idle jetty]

Also who needs Jim when you can just walk heaps

[marsh hollow]

How do you get monthly reports

[idle jetty]

It’s from my Garmin app

[marsh hollow]

OKAY GARMIN

[idle jetty]

That takes the data from my Garmin watch

[marsh hollow]

[marsh hollow]

I have an Apple Watch

And ngl I think the dumbest thing I’ve seen is people using the watch to pay

Like I get it’s a thing that you can do but it looks ridiculous 🥀

Especially since it doesn’t work that well sometimes

[idle jetty]

It’s a shame your watches battery life sucks 😔

[simple solstice]

yknow, I wonder if HDB applies to people inside of mansions

🤔

[mellow void]

Was that a non-crew member trying to join?

nvm it was a crew member, just failed loading

[marsh hollow]

It lasts a day for me

[mellow void]

whose helping with sales and whose just here to be here?

Ill probably need a hand with a few of these

[spark geyser]

I'll just do this salvage yard prep and can help

Yay driving van from zancudo

[mellow void]

If it was a small van sure but its probablty the utility boxville isn't it
If it was a normal van I'd just fly a titan over and bring you in the back

[spark geyser]

Yes it's the lsds boxville

[simple solstice]

I am reconnecting

[mellow void]

as you said that

[idle jetty]

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

Why is the first grab grab2 but the 2nd one is grab1

[simple solstice]

[marsh hollow]

What the Garmin

[idle jetty]

Fenix 7X Pro Sapphire Solar

[marsh hollow]

Ok Garmin

[marsh hollow]

I’ll stick to my Apple Watch

[wind monolith]

Which beyblade is that

[simple solstice]

the one you dreamed about having as a kid

[marsh hollow]

Let it rip!

[idle jetty]

Yeah it cost a decent amount but I was wanting to upgrade from my old Garmin and the extra features, long battery life, plus a inbuilt flashlight, helped me decide on it when I was working as a Pool Service Tech

[mellow void]

cowboy L(ester)JT

[idle jetty]

Also I just saw the weekly bonuses, guess I’m grinding for that Money Fronts T4 award

[spark geyser]

Ok free to help whenever

[old raptor]

Mind blowing or- bonus money with Counterfeit Cash tomorrow

In your future

[mellow void]

[spark geyser]

.. Got shot out of the cockpit

[mellow void]

They have RAPID fire

like x3

and theres 3 helis doing it at x3

we lost all of the engines

and the tail fins it looks like

[simple solstice]

well then

[mellow void]

Rapid fire valkyrie with 2 rapid fire buzzards right behind it and shooting missiles, truly a gta moment

And then my sparrow spawns underneighth a roof, lovely

[simple solstice]

the other day gta was really testing my patience

looks like its your turn

[simple solstice]

I have this weird shit lately where it feels like my game is dropping to 15 frames even though my actual fps hasn't budged

just realized

why are we doing this in securoserv

[spark geyser]

It's special cargo you gotta be a ceo

[simple solstice]

oh I honestly didnt even check what cargo it was

[mellow void]

Why are we doing special cargo in securoserv opal

[simple solstice]

just saw "you got 10k for being an associate"

and was like "hmmm garbage"

[spark geyser]

You've received $2000 for good behaviour

[mellow void]

I got that earlier for committing a bunch of crime sprees

these npc's just have head lock

[simple solstice]

after we're done with yours mind if we do some of mine

I want to sell my air cargo so I can empty garbage stock and special cargo so I can sell the trash warehouse

didnt even wait for me

my car has never been on a boat before

it really wanted to go

[mellow void]

Bunker + Hangar then Im probably done for the moment

opal just disappeared

[simple solstice]

I am the here

[mellow void]

Oh good heavens :d

[simple solstice]

I hate these

more than the dunes

[mellow void]

I guess opal just hates me and Ill be in the city flying my way there

[simple solstice]

uh oh

[mellow void]

I knew I wasn't crazy

[simple solstice]

no you're not crazy

maybe you should try the iron mule though

[mellow void]

same thing

[simple solstice]

thankee slim

[mellow void]

okay

[simple solstice]

please tell me you clipped that

[mellow void]

I think we should try that again

Imagine if we directed that so it flung us up

[simple solstice]

door stuck

[mellow void]

What if we do the titan but you just reverse it really fast so the back wheels touch the furthest point forward

in the name of science that is

[simple solstice]

well I have nothing else to do

so obviously

this is more scientific than the time I spent 4 hours seeing if it was more viable to put a kosatka in the alamo via the river than the usual highway method

[mellow void]

Its already ready

Just reverse it super fast into the plane and we'll see what happens

The plane is just really heavy now

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

did you lose a tire

how did I not die

[simple solstice]

that turned into a death plane very fast

the sounds it makes as you fly overhead is just

[mellow void]

rip slim

oh hey one of the rare cars

darn, it despawned

This is why I don't pvp, snack spam and zero skill items

[simple solstice]

you better watch out because I have the most zero skill vehicle the game has to offer

[mellow void]

I don't like foot combat because all people do is exp snipers and marksman rifles when that fails, I use exp rounds to disable or ragdoll people but outside of that Ill run out of ammo

[simple solstice]

I actually dislike exp snipers and marksman rifles for ground pvp. I just happen to have both because I was hunting jet griefers yesterday

dont really have a better alternative to a mk2 heavy sniper than marksmen though

oh you left

I am selling my other MC businesses so they stop getting raided

[mellow void]

darts, puts me into a random public

[simple solstice]

LMFAO

[spark geyser]

I thought they went off radar

[simple solstice]

do you require an invite or will you be getting crashed in public lobbies for the night

[spark geyser]

Since we went ghost org lol

[mellow void]

I shoulda gone off radar

Woulda been funni

[simple solstice]

also is it coke or meth thats on bonus rn

[mellow void]

cause he can't find me 90% of the time

[spark geyser]

Weed

[simple solstice]

its a new week

[mellow void]

Alright invite me to the mc

[simple solstice]

the bonus finally changed

[spark geyser]

It's still the old week for a few hours

And it's cash

[simple solstice]

it is?

oh my god

cash

im not buying security on cash man

[mellow void]

changes <t:1767866400:R>

[simple solstice]

please blow up my terrorbyte

my character got dementia staring at the control terminal

[mellow void]

@spark geyser we can't destroy it when someone is loading in, we gotta drown it to fix it

[simple solstice]

im not loading

im stuck on the terminal

just doing nothing

how did I get 3 stars

why does it sound like rushing air

or rushing water

[mellow void]

same idea, issue with with the sam site

[simple solstice]

what the hell is going on out there

[mellow void]

one more sec

[simple solstice]

these things are shockingly noise proof and you guys are making quite the noise

[mellow void]

fixy fixed

[simple solstice]

thank you for freeing me

LESTER

PICK UP THE FUCMING PHONE

[mellow void]

But whenever a loading issue or freeze happens on the terrorbyte, it becomes basically unkillable to everything but water

what the predator doing

[simple solstice]

thankees

I just need to dump the coke now

[mellow void]

3 of my drop offs were at 3 different ends of the map and the last 2 were just sitting ontop of each other

[simple solstice]

um

I think I duplicated my sale money

[mellow void]

mods ban him for cheating ‼️

[spark geyser]

Accidentally jumped out then got ragdolled by my own plane

[mellow void]

at least your plane didn't just run its engine into you and turn you into some red rain

[simple solstice]

1 more

[mellow void]

@spark geyser go to the back slightly

[spark geyser]

I'm under the chopper lol

[simple solstice]

man

yknow what

[mellow void]

what a scam

Get a drag and Ill do the bike

or drown it

[simple solstice]

problem solved

[mellow void]

darn

[spark geyser]

After we all done could I get a hand selling weed? Just take advantage of the bonus one last time

[mellow void]

may as well

hopefully thats enough block offs to not get the bikes

[simple solstice]

im assuming nothing left to sell

[mellow void]

I have mc stuff but I don't really have a need to sell those, basically wanted bunker, hangar, and special cargo gone so I can refill them today, tomorrow, and right before the crew session

[simple solstice]

I just wanted my shit gone cause tired of it getting raided and I dont really feel like buying all the upgrades for all the mc businesses because I will literally never use them

[mellow void]

I think its time for my almost 9pm dinner

so Ill just go spin around inside my nightclub or something until I finish with that

[simple solstice]

oh actually I should sell my NC weed as well before the bonus expires

but thats solo

[spark geyser]

Thanks for the help, I got called about a job I'm applying for so got dragged away for that

[simple solstice]

[abstract trail]

Lol look like need to find other

I will wait still

[mellow void]

easily the best daily challenge in the book

[mellow void]

@old hound Ill be just 2 more setups then Ill help you, we got an hour and 35 minutes from now to get yours fully setup

We are going to have to move unrealistically fast

If you wanna get the intro cutscene + slush fund out of the way we can probably progress a little faster

[old hound]

we prob won’t be able to do mine and yours due to my level aswell my health will be severely low

and it’s still downloading 💔💔💔

[mellow void]

Ill just set mine up and we'll pray you get it done within ~an hour or so

whats it at in %?

[old hound]

bett

I do not know but once I can get inside and check In 21 minutes I will be able to tell you

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

its opals

[old hound]

I have it the best speed I can get it atm which is horrible still

[mellow void]

even if it doesn't finish we can do like, a cayo or something although you may have to sit with a horrible target or I can respin for diamond, a bit of money to start you with

[old hound]

bett tysm

wait just curious are we able to talk about glitches or naur in the server

oh my god I love that sticker

[simple solstice]

general consensus is that money glitches are "okay"

anything else, not so much

[old hound]

so nothing abt the rp job

[simple solstice]

Certainly not

[mellow void]

[old hound]

cause it’s a limbo between a “glitch” and just a job

[old hound]

i need it.

[old hound]

ah alrighty ty

[simple solstice]

Not so much a "glitch" but its definitely still unintended behavior, so more of an oversight

[mellow void]

RP is something they do ban for, thats why its not really allowed, money though they don't really care

money can get you RP if you play it smart

[old hound]

mm so is that a okay thing to talk abt or naur

[simple solstice]

Nope

[old hound]

mmm

ah alrighty

[simple solstice]

If you can get banned for it in the game, you can't talk about it here

[old hound]

I thought tha was the only non bannable “rp glitch”

cause it’s just a mission that u kill the people for 25 rp

[mellow void]

Thats more of just a farm though, assuming its a survival

[simple solstice]

thousands of RP in seconds is definitely not intended lol.

[simple solstice]

Its not.

[mellow void]

Idk Im not really in the RP game a whole ton outside of hangar and special cargo

[old hound]

oh

I just heard a coyote irl rn lol

[simple solstice]

Nor am I, but this specific thing is ludicrously broken and gotten quite a bit of publicity

[old hound]

very

[mellow void]

the only massive rp stuff I've learned about is the stupid stupid op ones like Black box for instance

The amount of people who were complaining about bans in #gta-online was almost impressive

[simple solstice]

My honest opinion; don't ruin the game for yourself by trying to exploit your way out of playing. You always risk taking a ban, and if you remove the gameplay from the game what does that really leave you left with?

[old hound]

Idk I js don’t want as much low health 😭😭😭

n I feel bad having to have people go ahead of me n shoot for me

[mellow void]

I tell people kind of the same thing, although, I won't refrain from telling them stuff like replay / b2b, if they are really desparate for it, their greed is their killer, not mine

[simple solstice]

Low health really doesnt make much difference if you just stick to cover, which is kind of how gameplay is intended early on

[old hound]

just got my new ps5 acc to 100 feels so much better especially with flick killing

[old hound]

true but in some missions can’t really if they spawn all three ways like the briefcase for humane labs setups

[simple solstice]

Yeah but you should already be at least 120+ by the time you're running those

unless you're a maniac that runs apartment heists with randoms as a low level

[mellow void]

Oh yea, you probably don't know this but when I moved to enhanced, before I transfered, I was going to do CMM with apartment heist, but enhanced released and nobody wanted to play legacy, myself included, so I transfered and then made a new character and grinded a tiny bit and got to lvl 20 where I finished CMM at level 25

[simple solstice]

first/last dose are really good RP and money starting off. Also cluckin bell and knoway

[simple solstice]

Low level itself isn't much of a barrier if you've enough experience

but you did that with randoms?

[old hound]

no my friends were 68 and 83 n just did lookout

[mellow void]

come on gimme some credit, I did it with a level 200+ and a 350+ and they died more than me (I didn't die)

[old hound]

aur

[simple solstice]

That doesnt really go against what I said

[old hound]

aura

[simple solstice]

if anything it reinforces it

[old hound]

when we play wall I may need to plugin my controller

unless ur fine with horrible aim

[simple solstice]

I've said this before but I will always have more confidence in a level 100-200 than a level 400 or level 800 or some shit

[old hound]

that is true as hell

most of the time the 400 or 800 hasn’t played in years

[mellow void]

aur aur?

[old hound]

I say that as I haven’t played since 2021 or 2023 n still play the same with sniping n everything

[simple solstice]

Not even, you can tell when they're just rusty

[old hound]

aura not Aur mb

[old hound]

yeah

[simple solstice]

97% of the time its a case of "epic gamer"

[old hound]

😭😭😭

[mellow void]

we love the epic gamers who join our 2 player mission and just soft lock us hmm

[simple solstice]

tbf in this ctx epic gamer can have two meanings

but generally yes

the kind of epic gamers that make the game stop running for totally no reason at all

or softlock you in a garage

[old hound]

cause they’re WiFi chopped

[simple solstice]

thinking of the days when I'd be playing dks3 and epic gamers would just get a curse dagger to the back

[old hound]

😭

[simple solstice]

so what are we running

[mellow void]

Im helping newbie here once his game is done

[simple solstice]

uh huh

[mellow void]

I was hoping to get his cluckin bell setup and then run mine so he can get both bonuses but uh

[simple solstice]

so what are we running

oh cluck

[mellow void]

his game isn't even installed yet

we got an hour and 10 minutes too

[simple solstice]

weird time constraint

[old hound]

blame rockstar

I have fast WiFi they’re servers are bad

[mellow void]

ehh, I wouldn't use the rockstar launcher even if my life was on the line (as a hostess launcher that is, obviously its required for the game itself to launch)

Sigh I don't really wanna do it transient

[marsh hollow]

@mellow void Wally are you able to assist me in acquiring the Comet Safari

[mellow void]

I can sell you one if you want

[marsh hollow]

It’ll only be a minute or less

[mellow void]

Or maybe in a few minutes maybe

[marsh hollow]

but I can get this one for free and it has an ugly Christmas livery 🥀

nvm Mikko joined

[mellow void]

I has the ugly christmas liveries too 💔

[marsh hollow]

@keen quiver I owe you now 🌹

[marsh hollow]

OH

😭

[mellow void]

I think I have all {4} maybe, including those horrible gift wrapping ones

[old hound]

I used it so my gta isn’t locked behind steam or epic cause I had siege on steam n it locked it

[mellow void]

Shoulda used epic games, only one that doesn't permanently bind games, what I mostly use for my main games, steams nice but it has a couple flaws

[keen quiver]

@marsh hollow send again, fuckin computer complained about buttons staying down

[marsh hollow]

no worries

[marsh hollow]

Wdym

[mellow void]

Steam binds games to your account sometimes, like GTA where its unlinkable to your currently linked account, epic games doesn't have this restriction

[marsh hollow]

I don’t like epic games because they don’t download stuff fast enough

[marsh hollow]

oh

[mellow void]

eh, it does fine, although my internet is a step up form most people so that could be why

I mean I like steam a bit better as its a tad faster but in my eyes both are pretty equal

[marsh hollow]

my speed is like 500mbps but on epic it’s waaaay lower

[simple solstice]

I joined a pub lobby and saw an npc car full of dude bros

now we're all at the pier

[marsh hollow]

Steam doesn’t have this issue

[simple solstice]

It can have that issue depending on routing and other nuances

[mellow void]

I wonder if I should speedrun how fast I can get my game crashed

[simple solstice]

networking is never really as simple as "I pay for 500mbps so I should get this for everything"

[marsh hollow]

yeah that’s why I don’t like it

@keen quiver I just wanted to win at top 1 for the comet

[keen quiver]

bruh

[keen quiver]

lscm prize?

[marsh hollow]

Yeah

I want more off-roaders like that subby sub sub subuwu

Speaking of Subarus, I still gotta buy that thing

[old hound]

mm

[simple solstice]

kinda what im doing by bullying some griefer

[old hound]

wall

I came inside and it said it was an error updating at 45/98gb

hopefully it finished in 30 minutes or less

imma shower rq

[simple solstice]

the entire pier is lined up firing on this guy now

[idle jetty]

[old hound]

@mellow void I hate rockstar launcher

I wish I did epic like u said

[mellow void]

~30 minutes

[marsh hollow]

Rdr2 for free a week ago too

[mellow void]

we were lied to, but its alright because rockstar would never pull through with something like that again

[marsh hollow]

Are you fr? :(

They made GTA 5 free 🥀

RDR1 and GTA 4 should be free

[old hound]

saw things saying cloudflare warp works imma try it

it says 28 mins now

hopefully sooner

do u think

If u sit in the job screen waiting on people to join it’d work still

[mellow void]

might be cooked to get that bonus 💔

[real saffron]

which bonus? for cluckin? i wouldn't expect so

[old hound]

do u think if ur fine with it we can try to see if the host is sat in the mission screen menu if it’ll work

[mellow void]

That doesn't work

Best we can get you is the first time bonus as crew member

[old hound]

ah zamn

it’s 250k for that right?

[mellow void]

300k total

standard pay + 250k

[old hound]

not bad

[unreal tangle]

what hour is the new update coming

[old raptor]

Neow

[real saffron]

it's already landed

[unreal tangle]

car wash

are we serious

i bought it 2 DAYS AGO

[old hound]

one minute left @mellow void

[unreal tangle]

so whats on double money

[solemn bison]

Ulp, cash sell missions and x4 on hsw races

also x3 on car wash missions

[mellow void]

Cash, but you can use your mansion booster on it to make it x4, and then you can have the car wash for free which is a 35% sales boost

[unreal tangle]

i got the goddamn car wash

few days ago

[unreal tangle]

race series is not time trails right?

[idle jetty]

not sure, will let you know when I do this weeks one

[unreal tangle]

i can do it in a sec

just need to handle my nightclub

[idle jetty]

but I do doubt it is 4x money on HSW Time Trials

[solemn bison]

no its not, its the hsw races

there is a pink join logo near car meet for it

[unreal tangle]

yeah

1 M per trail would be broken asf

[idle jetty]

[simple solstice]

@mellow void

[mellow void]

I was wondering why you didn't shoot him and let him drive straight up to me

[simple solstice]

he was ghosted on me long before that

[mellow void]

forty forty four

fun times

[simple solstice]

mk1 will always be my favorite gamer vehicle

its a true gamers gaming vehicle

[old raptor]

I am the mk1 pioneer

[idle jetty]

nutty

[mellow void]

I never heard back from you so Ill be on a tiny but later to run some stuff with you, going to be off for a bit since I got a headache

[simple solstice]

have you tried not having a headache

[mellow void]

[old hound]

ah alrighty sorry i genuinely just finished the tut n fixing my settings

i might head to bed soon if anything we can do it later in the day depending on ur timezone

[mellow void]

Id say start the first and last dose + cluckin bell to get those out of the way, and claim the car wash

[old hound]

alr

i might do them when i wake up i want to head to bed soon my legs dont feel well

n its messing with me bad js being at my desk

[idle jetty]

I wonder if selling with 1 person in a lobby will see me make over $1mil in this sale

[old hound]

if I was up still if double the people in ur lobby by joining fr

i genuinely don’t think im going to be able to sleep this hurts so bad

[warm grail]

I will aquire a prison bus today

[idle jetty]

that's fine I can just bully @marsh hollow to join instead

[old hound]

w

[red comet]

Hope you get your one mil. I have to go be responsible..... later

[idle jetty]

I WAS 1 MINUTE AWAY FROM MAKING IT HAPPY

thankfully this weeks bonus is more cracked than meth and weed, with only Coke rivalling it

damn reducing heat at the Car Wash is now worth it

[marsh hollow]

Jay

[idle jetty]

jay this

[unreal tangle]

why is bros game always looking so good

[unreal tangle]

getting into mc during the sell session will be impossible 😭

[idle jetty]

yep, gotta get in early

progress!

[unreal tangle]

why are you grind them bro 😭

[idle jetty]

1. I'm a completionist
2. Plaques in my mansion

[abstract trail]

@idle jetty bro how to do parade mission of avengers

[unreal tangle]

1/4 sell missions done

i want to die

[idle jetty]

need a hand or are you wanting that bonus money?

[abstract trail]

What?

[idle jetty]

I wasn't responding to your message 🙂

[unreal tangle]

yeah i would like some help

i joined for the bonus tho

[idle jetty]

alright lemme find this video for Dragon and then you can invite me to your MC

[unreal tangle]

just ping me when ur done

[idle jetty]

It's been a long while since I've done it, this video should help you
https://youtu.be/iOMRl0Q2bqQ?si=0ULS4qY5Yc_PzcIQ&t=1308

@unreal tangle good to go

[unreal tangle]

disband your mc

[idle jetty]

good point

so used to NOT being in it, that I forget I'm still in it at times

[unreal tangle]

boats 😭

the delivery point is at your yacht

like next to it

want to explain yourself?

[idle jetty]

I can neither confirm nor deny such information without secretary approval

Also boats is better than planes

[unreal tangle]

got lucky

[abstract trail]

Bro I want to sell my sell. Business

[idle jetty]

Very

[abstract trail]

Should I wait for crew session

@idle jetty sell session my. Means

[idle jetty]

it's up to you what you want to do

you can sell at anytime really, the only difference the crew sessions make are that there are more people that can help, and you'll get more of a High Demand Bonus

[unreal tangle]

thres a random dude in my truck 😭😭

[idle jetty]

yeah this one is not fun

pro tip for the future: get drunk to negate the weed effects

RIP

[abstract trail]

What you dojng??

[unreal tangle]

selling drug

[idle jetty]

brb

@unreal tangle is there anything else you need a hand with rn?

[abstract trail]

Can you help me with heist??

Need to make some money

[unreal tangle]

nope

i was actually afking

[idle jetty]

I thought so

[idle jetty]

sadly not, it's 1am and I'm going to be heading to bed soon

[abstract trail]

Bro wanna help me with cayo

[abstract trail]

Alright good night

@idle jetty help me Tommorow with selling

[unreal tangle]

srr

i cant rn

[abstract trail]

You selling still?

[idle jetty]

maybe when I wake up, it's going to be super hot here today and I'm not planning on having my PC running during the day

[abstract trail]

It's 8 pm for me

[old hound]

@mellow void hey u up?

[mellow void]

I can play a bit now

[old hound]

alrighty

just a few mins and ill be on

some tech difficulties with my pc

[elfin plume]

is sell session active ?

[unreal tangle]

its tmr

i can help you sell if you want tho

[mellow void]

we can do one really fast if you want, but the sell sessions start at 10am PST and 10pm PST on friday

[elfin plume]

Trying to join crew members but gettin into public sessions