gtao-crew

[spark geyser]

People spam it and only one gets in

10 per lobby

[ornate igloo]

i did too

[winged flare]

^

[ornate igloo]

i js cant cz of ping

:/

[winged flare]

you will see it say 3 people registered but only 1 gets in

[unreal tangle]

shouldve registred when there was 3 people

[ornate igloo]

I wasnt able to join

I had to jump thru a gazillion hoops js to get in

[unreal tangle]

im not talking about you

jeez

[ornate igloo]

oh ok srry

god i hope gta 6 isnt like this

playable i hope 😂

welp imma js help others than

[barren lantern]

just wait for ur turn

[unreal tangle]

i mostly mad because i could had a slot

but i was helping someone

but people that wont help anyone will sell and leave got it

[elfin plume]

Dont hit me with titan

Man that shit smoked my garbage truck

[crude junco]

@untold heron you need to drop the box

or like get out and I will do it

[azure river]

my game disconnected me in middle of a sell

now my ceo spot got taken dam ;-;

[untold heron]

i was confused afg

[crude junco]

😄

[untold heron]

ima go eat so gl

[crude junco]

it said the passenger should do it

thanks

[untold heron]

or soon

[tardy adder]

I wish there was a Rockstar API so I could program a Discord bot to track every user's help ratio.
That way, we’d know who only sells their own stuff and leaves without helping anyone else.

[elfin plume]

Can anyone help sell bunker n mc

[azure river]

well now my game crashed

this game hates me

[pliant veldt]

@unreal tangle too bad you can't hear my songs, since I have Self Radio on

I got Gangnam Style playing rn

[unreal tangle]

Could be done by vouching

I helped mtj so he tags me

[cursive bronze]

sell session is on, thats cool
but i also just got my sim wheel

[winged flare]

inv if need help

[unreal tangle]

I hear my dr dre

[elfin plume]

Can u help in bunker n 3 mc

[winged flare]

i joined

[unreal tangle]

But even if we know no way to kick them out

[winged flare]

just invite me to business

[elfin plume]

kk

Sent

[tardy adder]

you can kick them out of the crew

[gloomy ibex]

Game crashed. :\

[ornate igloo]

hates us all xd

[barren lantern]

xD

[unreal tangle]

then it doesnt have to be that sophisticated

[ornate igloo]

ooo i make bank helping ouit too shiii

not bad afterall

im officially semi-unpissed

[tardy adder]

It doesn't need to be sophisticated, but it has to be fully automated. If you give people extra steps, like having to use a command for every username, nobody is going to do it.

we just need an API

[unreal tangle]

true

doubt rockstar will give it tho

[normal crystal]

guys rate my parking job out of 10

[pliant veldt]

I am wondering what Skul55 is doing, cause he's just hogging the ceo spot

I saw him do the stash house and that's all

I will leave for now, gotta go shower. hope a ceo/mc president spot will be open by then

[signal walrus]

Cool gang

[azure river]

i joined really early but my game crashes and i lost my ceo spot lmao

[unreal tangle]

well gotta eat

will go back in 30 minutes

is this alright to save session spot?

[unreal tangle]

how do you make invisible belly? looks cool asf

[azure river]

i think you drink 2 gallons of bleach

[pale willow]

can someone help me sell my fent

[raven crane]

Sure

[old raptor]

Your what

[raven crane]

I just need an invite

[red comet]

Just logged in, who should I join?

[unreal tangle]

It the worst time because the useless mfs are selling their stuff

[raven crane]

which of these people are in the session

[azure river]

wot

[pale willow]

me

[azure river]

i am in the sesh

[pale willow]

?

[green heath]

hazrd

[raven crane]

ok joining

thanks

[austere galleon]

coming!

[pale willow]

selling this guys coke rn then i need help after

[tardy adder]

IM IN THE session

add me

[austere galleon]

full ceo already?

I need to do my solo stuff, acid+nc and then weed+bunker, dont care about other MC stuff

[raven crane]

ok who want help

I'm here

[green heath]

i could need a third one for two mc sales amd bunker

[austere galleon]

inv

[green heath]

wait finishing one sell rq

[ornate igloo]

yay infinite loading screen

im prob missing a whole ass sell mission for bunker while im on a black screen

[untold heron]

is it still up

[gloomy ibex]

It just takes a minute sometimes.

[ornate igloo]

ive been sitting for 5

[vital roost]

if any1 can help i need to sell 2 mc business

[green heath]

same

[gloomy ibex]

It should clear when a glitched player times out.

[elfin osprey]

is anyone done can they deregister as boss?

[untold heron]

can some take a picture of the people in the server

i wanna join again

[green heath]

i cant start the sell mission

[old raptor]

I am wasting my time here oh my god

[gloomy ibex]

@skull55 ?

They are idle in weed business for minutes solo.

[old raptor]

He just invited me but i left

[vital roost]

im waiting for someone to help me sell

but imma just sell now

[green heath]

finally

[austere galleon]

wtf

[pliant veldt]

alr I'm coming back

[austere galleon]

vanquish where you vanished 😮

[pale willow]

he job tp

[austere galleon]

how... tf

I need this trick!

[pale willow]

u dont know how to tp?

[austere galleon]

not well no

[pale willow]

i cant be bothered to figure it out either tbh

but its a pretty common thing i swear

[austere galleon]

it isnt very common for sure, at least in our sessions

Im stuck in blackscreen

[past canopy]

same

[azure river]

well shit

i am stuck on the mansion loadign screen

[austere galleon]

who here is on dialup?

[normal crystal]

custom outfit

[pliant veldt]

alr I'm back in the session

[austere galleon]

we found the reason 😄

[normal crystal]

@unreal tangle

[winged flare]

???

@elfin plume

[pliant veldt]

for now I'll source my special cargo warehouses, as soon as I do that I will join someone and help them

[pliant veldt]

there should be a truck there

[pale willow]

@austere galleonbring toreador or vigilante pls

[winged flare]

i know

but there isnt

[elfin plume]

Wha happn

[winged flare]

no truck

[pale willow]

@austere galleonramm it in my ash pls

[elfin plume]

Upstairs?

[winged flare]

i hopped off and on and now my dropoffs different lmao

nah its always there

my guess is someone else had same sell session before us or some shit

[pliant veldt]

or somehow it got destroyed

[elfin plume]

U got drop off new ?

[unreal tangle]

Thats cool asf

[winged flare]

lol

[simple solstice]

Is that person apart of the crew or did they force entry?

[elfin plume]

Lemme get that bike

U get the last one

[red comet]

black screen, loading...

[winged flare]

i delivered its fine

[elfin plume]

Alr

[normal crystal]

what person?

i was hosting a session

[elfin plume]

Am in city for the cash get the last delivery

[normal crystal]

they are not on the crew

[spark geyser]

Thanks for the help @tardy adder

[normal crystal]

and most likely not modding either, just chrx beeing schizo

[pliant veldt]

is part of the crew

[tardy adder]

you are welcome!

[simple solstice]

I see, i saw people here having issues and you posted that so i assumed there was some correlation

Is that your own utility?

[green heath]

its not starting again

[normal crystal]

nono i was posting outfit

[simple solstice]

This is what caught my eye lol

[old raptor]

Heyy what is that in the top right

[normal crystal]

yeah

my phone notifications on pc

[simple solstice]

Is that something on legacy or what, cause its annoying for me to have to monitor my traffic for GTA manually

Been lots of cases of cheaters forcefully connecting to private instances lately

[old raptor]

Last attempt at the sell session

[normal crystal]

its a mmn vro

[unreal tangle]

let there be wy slot

[simple solstice]

Sure but my question stands

[unreal tangle]

isnt this mod menu?

[normal crystal]

no its enhanced

its also paid

[unreal tangle]

sureee

so how does this work

[austere galleon]

rude

[unreal tangle]

a way to by pass all the clothning glitches would be so peak

[simple solstice]

The potential security application of having notifications for whether somebody forcefully connect or an early warning system for cheaters. Thats what intrigues me.

I'll need to look into this on my own then

[pliant veldt]

I had to call in my Iron Mule

[unreal tangle]

not having to sacrafice new born child to get duffle bag

[normal crystal]

on legacy there was a tool that let you do that without paying. enhanced is buns :(

[austere galleon]

daaaamn sorry m8 didnt see the msg, I brought the toreador by accident lol not even related

[old raptor]

MAX AMOUNT oh my god

[simple solstice]

I should point out;

!glitches

[elder grove]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @simple solstice

[austere galleon]

why? driving the van is faster

[unreal tangle]

wont this get tagged by the eac?

[simple solstice]

Just as a reminder.

[pliant veldt]

ah well, I rather fly

[gloomy ibex]

Iron Mule actually carrying something zomg.

[unreal tangle]

clotning glitches dont give advantage sooo

[pale willow]

oh yea no worries man i had tons of fun driving this garbage truck from paleto all the way across the map

[pliant veldt]

atleast I can find the buyer from up top

[old raptor]

Noo they provide creativity

[normal crystal]

ty

[simple solstice]

No. Just don't mention anything by name nor how to find anything

[austere galleon]

I Also crashed into the ocean and totally failed that

[normal crystal]

@simple solstice theres free options for security but i dont think you should get them

[raven crane]

anyone else need help?

[pale willow]

i am about to crash out

yea

[simple solstice]

If they aren't FOSS yea idk bout that

[pale willow]

i havent sold anything yet i only been helping

[raven crane]

yea same bro

[unreal tangle]

if only rockstar was so keen on patching godmodes like on patching clothning glitches

[pale willow]

ill be quick

[gloomy ibex]

@safi internet rofl.

[normal crystal]

also if ur getting into the security stuff you will pay inevitably. i dont think its worth it tbh

[spark geyser]

@raven crane @idle jetty thanks for the help
I was gonna swap to MC president for bunker and MC sells but got sniped lol

[old raptor]

Can. People. Stop. Solo. Ceo'ing i need to solo sell

[green heath]

@stone sundial

[normal crystal]

just have fun without it

[unreal tangle]

for 5 years of me playing the game there was always struggle about getting belts dufflebags and shit rockstar should just take a hint and let us buy it

[old raptor]

there are FIVE ceo's fucking hell

[unreal tangle]

I CAME HERE

3 HOURS AGO

[raven crane]

rip rip

[unreal tangle]

TO BE ABLE TO SELL MY MC

[simple solstice]

This the part where you tell me some "modder hitmen are gonna come after me and my family"

Rofl

[raven crane]

i tried to snipe too

[unreal tangle]

HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET INTO MC ALL THIS TIME

[old raptor]

Can we enforce a rule where we spamkill solo MC/CEO's that arent doing shit

[pliant veldt]

need 3 people for selling bunker and mc businesses

[normal crystal]

no its just not worth paying for, its all too expensive for a game that was free at some point ykk

[pliant veldt]

just 2 more now

[gloomy ibex]

Never crew kill, ever.

[simple solstice]

If people are afking then let us know so they can be removed

[green heath]

but everybody is doing something

[pliant veldt]

need just 1 more person

[simple solstice]

Nah I wouldn't pay a dime for this game. I'd rather develop my own tools

[pliant veldt]

alr great

[unreal tangle]

inv me

[green heath]

@gloomy ibex one more sell mission

[old raptor]

2 people driving around as CEO

[pliant veldt]

got all 3 people

but thanks for wanting to help

[winged flare]

classic

[normal crystal]

basically impossible nowadays

[old raptor]

I want to burn them

[normal crystal]

bcs of battleye

[gloomy ibex]

They might be solo selling.

[normal crystal]

its not just a memory now you gotta do alot more

stinker

[pliant veldt]

@dusty hawk accept the invite

[unreal tangle]

this so buns

im spamming become mc

[winged flare]

would show

[unreal tangle]

yet people are still getting in

while i cant

[simple solstice]

No worries on explaining, I'm actually pretty familiar with the "ins"

[old raptor]

Might as well hop in a second crew session

[austere galleon]

just a couple of legit businessmen

[unreal tangle]

theres a second one?

[winged flare]

ive been in 3 sell sessions and every one has had 2-3 slots with people not selling, will always happen

[old raptor]

Nah but i can make one

I've had enough of this

[pliant veldt]

oh yeah thank god I invited 3 other people

[gloomy ibex]

good plan.

[normal crystal]

go make cool luas

[unreal tangle]

whats your name?

[old raptor]

YPR-765

[unreal tangle]

u aint showing on the list for me

[old raptor]

Uno second

[idle jetty]

there's an NL at the end of it

[simple solstice]

Considering its just a potential security tool I should theoretically only need to be monitoring game network activity. Though the only thing I'd be unsure about is detecting that RAC telemetry block from other people. That seems like it would inherently require game memory reading or even an RCE of some kind... Which is sketchy.

But I won't speak any more detail on it, if you happen to know anything that might save me some time feel free to dm me

[unreal tangle]

btw why cant i do screenshots

[idle jetty]

probably a role permissions thing

[unreal tangle]

no i mean im clicking ctrl shift S and nothing happens

[green heath]

huge thanks @gloomy ibex

[unreal tangle]

AW CMON

[eternal turret]

am i too late for the sell lobby?

[old raptor]

Dravilas headphones what is your SC

[spark geyser]

Nope

[unreal tangle]

Fokinghi

[unreal tangle]

say drav i beg you

[green heath]

im free to help

[old raptor]

Okay

[eternal turret]

i think acid lab is all i got ready right now for sure, but im also down to help people sell

[unreal tangle]

do i just join you?

[gloomy ibex]

Ihave a few, weed first.

[unreal tangle]

YES

I MANGED TO BECOME CEO

[old raptor]

I...

[eternal turret]

who all is in the lobby? so i know if i have to friend new people or not

[old raptor]

I should not have been so kind

[eternal turret]

also, i will be in crew vc

[unreal tangle]

sorry goat :[

[pliant veldt]

waiting at the next business

[gloomy ibex]

ohno trash trucks, sorry folks

[unreal tangle]

ima solo sell i guess

[gloomy ibex]

i had to a couple weeks back

[unreal tangle]

boats great

[eternal turret]

can someone add me on sc so i can join the correct session?

[eternal turret]

except not every crew member is in the session

[rigid musk]

looking for some help with bunker

[pliant veldt]

@spark geyser @austere galleon @dusty hawk if we get boat/heli sell, you do the sell while I wait at another business

[elfin plume]

Am up

[pliant veldt]

1.5mil first sell, great!

and I'm pretty sure I just got blackscreened

[rigid musk]

waiting for the 3rd person ig

[pliant veldt]

great I'm in

[austere galleon]

black screen

[pliant veldt]

same

let's hope we don't get perma stuck

[elfin plume]

Crates ?

[pliant veldt]

probably in case you get the dune fav sell, which requires 4 people to do it, since it has a 15m time limit

[rigid musk]

yeah ig we can do that

[elfin plume]

3 truck for 2 manageable

[pliant veldt]

@spark geyser take something and help @austere galleon

[eternal turret]

i cant seem to join anybody from crew list, maybe i could join if im friends?

[winged flare]

can we stop fucking dropping mines from the dunes on bunker sales

[eternal turret]

i keep getting main menu kicked

[elfin plume]

Invite to warehouse

[winged flare]

b2b weeks they're just littered all over the bottom right of the map

[rigid musk]

gimme a sec

[unreal tangle]

Boat sales are so terrible

[pliant veldt]

@austere galleon can you manage on your own?

nevermind, slim's on his way now

[spark geyser]

It's a single truck sell
Its not hard

[pliant veldt]

you can still push him so we can complete it faster

[gloomy ibex]

@winged flare and @green heath ty ty

[winged flare]

np

[green heath]

np

[gloomy ibex]

This lobby seems laggy af.

[eternal turret]

how many people in the session? so i know once im in the right one?

[rigid musk]

i cant idk

[eternal turret]

assuming im able to find it and get in

[spark geyser]

25-30

[winged flare]

join anyone thats here on the list of members

[green heath]

bro what is happening

[spark geyser]

Can't tell exactly during a sell

[elfin plume]

Start sell I'll follow

[eternal turret]

i think im in now, 3rd session with crew members that i joined

[fallow shuttle]

Crew, are we in a VC anywhere selling??

[pliant veldt]

great

[unreal tangle]

day is never finished

master got me working

[heady bridge]

Guys I. . .I think I'm losing the will to play GTA Online

[gloomy ibex]

boost me?

[normal crystal]

Tbh i think you d be happier just talking with chrx devs. Why not join them. They talk alot in gen chats

Even tho they keep most of their methods private i think you could get something off them like that

[pliant veldt]

it really do be laggy

[gloomy ibex]

@green heath boost me with car?

[azure river]

yo can someone help me out with mc sell?

[pliant veldt]

man why does this sell not want to start??

[simple solstice]

Cant call it out by name dude. And I don't think I would get much out of them, nor would it be of any use to me 🙂

[austere galleon]

someone is on dialup

[simple solstice]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[azure river]

the hell is a dialup

[austere galleon]

the good old internet days, before broadband 😄

[pliant veldt]

alr going to another business straight away

[marsh hollow]

Is that crew session still going?

I need to sell some stuff

[pliant veldt]

yes

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser is your session full?

[spark geyser]

No

[marsh hollow]

Can I get an invite?

[gloomy ibex]

GG cheers peeps, gotta make dinner now

[crude grotto]

i have returned for selling

[gloomy ibex]

I will try to get back in1 hour to help more

[azure river]

god dam

[pliant veldt]

see ya

[green heath]

got disconnected nice

[pliant veldt]

think I might buy a after I sell everything

[simple solstice]

I'll join to help with sales in a bit

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser are you able to help with my MC Businesses?

[pliant veldt]

I can easily buy it rn as well

[spark geyser]

Helping mtj Rn

[pliant veldt]

slim is helping me rn

[marsh hollow]

Ah ok

[pliant veldt]

in fact, I can buy the rn

still have 3.2mil left over after buying it

[marsh hollow]

I’ve got 15.8 million right now

I’ve gotta find ways of spending it

[pliant veldt]

have you bought any of the mansions?

[crude grotto]

buy me the raiju 🔥

[marsh hollow]

bought 1 😔

should buy the rest soon

[pliant veldt]

@patent flame damn, nice

[patent flame]

Lol thanks

[pliant veldt]

I already got the Gooch last year, so I'm not that worried about missing out on him

[marsh hollow]

I got to spend 13.3 million now :)

2.4 mill left 🥀

[pliant veldt]

@spark geyser @austere galleon why do you have almost the same suit

[marsh hollow]

Can’t wait to earn it all back

[pliant veldt]

@spark geyser now you change it lol

[marsh hollow]

I think it’s the same but one is buttoned

[pliant veldt]

I got a similar suit to what Beastage has, but green and white

alr going to another business

[rigid musk]

@elfin plume lets go to the bunker

[elfin plume]

Kk

[marsh hollow]

@austere galleon 🥀

[elfin plume]

Thas a far far bunker

[crude grotto]

right, got 13 top range cars to sell

[rigid musk]

yeah sadly, planning on buying different one but im too lazy

[pliant veldt]

man, the Mk1 is really fun

[elfin plume]

I moved out feom this location after all research complete

[simple solstice]

paleto bunker

[rigid musk]

shush

[simple solstice]

[crude grotto]

PALETO BUNKER?

[winged flare]

@green heath and the other, sorry bout that but aint no way we have time to do the last drops

[green heath]

yea 4 vehicles and 15 min

[winged flare]

thought it was worth trying but the final drop off is the police stakeout one its impossible

[red comet]

All good, anyone else need help?

[pliant veldt]

@austere galleon did the Vagos kill you?

[azure river]

@unreal tangle you got any more?

[unreal tangle]

only night club

i can do it solo tho

[azure river]

ah ok

i need some help with my mc too ;v

[unreal tangle]

how do i let yall go

[azure river]

uh you can quickly disband

actually

doing that might make you lose spot dont

[unreal tangle]

theres rats camping for spots

[azure river]

sell nc

yea i am one of em :D

i will just follow you while you sell

[unreal tangle]

let me sell then i can work for you

deal?

[azure river]

sure

[pliant veldt]

great, another 700k

[rigid musk]

@simple solstice @elfin plume ty

[elfin plume]

Ty for the spot

[pliant veldt]

damn

and now @austere galleon got disconnected

I need 2 people to join

[simple solstice]

I think the 2nd person im helping has 5000 ping

[austere galleon]

yea
ran over one, got insta blasted

[pliant veldt]

Bcena? yeah, I also think so. I was watching him fly in his Raiju and he was lagging pretty bad

[elfin plume]

Shit got 140 more crates to fill

Anyone need the spot ?

[pliant veldt]

@spark geyser this is last sell btw

Hangar I can do on my own

[simple solstice]

I watched him move to his helicopter.... without taking a single step

[pliant veldt]

lol

[simple solstice]

@dusty hawk I am outside

:)

[unreal tangle]

@azure river

ima be desbanding

ready?

[azure river]

ye

[restive ether]

are you guys still selling

[pliant veldt]

yes

[simple solstice]

basically a full session

[unreal tangle]

nice name

i need to rename mines

foking gang and foking corp aint it

[azure river]

xD

breaking bad is my fav show

but copying name completely wouldve been a bit lame

[unreal tangle]

tbh i dont got any ideas

[crude grotto]

anyone up for helping sell vehicle cargo?

[unreal tangle]

sandking xl time

[marsh hollow]

underrated

[idle jetty]

@marsh hollow it's not letting me get on

[marsh hollow]

@idle jetty get ib

oh

gg

[simple solstice]

he dced

Who's next?

[pliant veldt]

I shouldn't since my notebook is pretty powerful

[unreal tangle]

nvm back door broke

[simple solstice]

Somebody left a bunch of random mines all over the roads in the city again

[idle jetty]

@marsh hollow 10/10 dimount

[marsh hollow]

thank you

I totally meant to faceplant into rocks

[idle jetty]

gonna grab an Up N' Go real quick

[pliant veldt]

explosive or just slick? I bet explosive

[simple solstice]

@crude grotto watch out for mines

[marsh hollow]

wtf

[red comet]

Got guests, brb

[simple solstice]

explosive

[marsh hollow]

@idle jetty

?

[idle jetty]

F, I just saw

[marsh hollow]

I don't cheat though

[pliant veldt]

@spark geyser @rigid musk @dusty hawk @austere galleon thanks for helping me sell

I will source one crate in hangar and then sell it, since I need just 1

hoping I don't get the Titan mission

[idle jetty]

or do you? /s

[pliant veldt]

[crude grotto]

love that an ai car spawned infront of me then despawned freaking me out

[fallow shuttle]

i need 2 more to sell gunrunning

[pliant veldt]

@spark geyser lol

@rigid musk you can also leave

meth was the last sell I needed help with

[rigid musk]

its aight

[simple solstice]

phantom cars, gotta love them

I saw it as well

[rigid musk]

waiting for the mission to stop

[pliant veldt]

in fact I can just disband

[unreal tangle]

please tell me i didnt just scare someone out of jumping of his dodo

i was flying an my oppressor locked onto them

next thing i see no more plane blip but a parachute in the air

i would deadass feel so bad

[simple solstice]

you probably did, probably best to not lock onto people in sell sessions

🙂

[unreal tangle]

i was just getting on the bike

didnt have time to change it

[simple solstice]

griefing / pvp is strictly prohibited but people still might react if they feel threatened

[unreal tangle]

i think he wasnt selling

cuz there wasnt the like package blip

[azure river]

again

god dam it

[crude grotto]

perfect condition

[simple solstice]

👌

[marsh hollow]

Hmm

[crude grotto]

3 cubans

gotta be kidding

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser are you able to help?

[pliant veldt]

alr time to sell my hangar

[marsh hollow]

[spark geyser]

Finally got a slot so selling my nc, hangar and acid

[marsh hollow]

All good

[pliant veldt]

this will be good

[simple solstice]

gg

[marsh hollow]

we've been blessed

[idle jetty]

[red comet]

Logging back in if anyone else needs help

[simple solstice]

im probably gonna try to sell after this

[round blaze]

Lf help to sell businesses

[unreal tangle]

Still jumping out is not a smart choice

„Oh no he MIGHT destroy my sell let me do it myself 😭

[austere galleon]

I cant get my money from the safe what is this

[idle jetty]

Bugstar games

[simple solstice]

People tend to panic lol

[unreal tangle]

phew

[austere galleon]

unbelievble

[pliant veldt]

damn, that Heli almost landed on me

[unreal tangle]

i forgot that this game is meant to be played with other people

[austere galleon]

this game is not meant to be played at all!

[unreal tangle]

true

theres alot of things that this game gets away with but would be stoned in other games

and other pure annoying shit

[azure river]

last one

counter feit cash

[pliant veldt]

first 1.5mil from hangar

time to sell the other

[crude grotto]

hope vehicle cargo can be sold again so i can buy the raiju and modify it

[unreal tangle]

cool

i made almost 3 mill on my sells + helping

[azure river]

dam

[unreal tangle]

finally some luck

[azure river]

eyy

[pliant veldt]

once I sell hangar I will have made 8.3mil from this sell session

[crude grotto]

fuck. 6 minutes on cooldown

[azure river]

oh dam

[pliant veldt]

since I had 1.7mil before

[carmine bridge]

Did 8 setups with this one guy before the finale, in the doomsday heist, and all I got was 300k. Man some of yall greedy in GTA lol.

[crude grotto]

wow

not very grand theft auto of you :(

[simple solstice]

bit rude to just take somebodies vehicle

[azure river]

that was fun ngl

[fallow shuttle]

need 1 more for gun and hanagar sale

[simple solstice]

fucking connors got me guys

kidnapped my ass

his stupid message popping up at the worst time: part 19572

[marsh hollow]

last sell mission

[simple solstice]

not me having to rejoin because of connors

fuck ass npc

[unreal tangle]

well ima go

[azure river]

thanks @unreal tangle and G7discord

[unreal tangle]

cyall

[azure river]

cya man thanks again for help

[past canopy]

gg

[azure river]

oh you have same name in discord too my bad

gg

[pliant veldt]

alr, last sell is done

[fallow shuttle]

i have 2 more after mine, can anyone stay and help??

[pliant veldt]

if anyone wants to sell, I am disbanding

[idle jetty]

yeah I'll be around

8am here

[simple solstice]

Im gonna do my sales and then I can help out

[fallow shuttle]

nice we are in crew vc

[pliant veldt]

hold on, you didn't do any of the missions that Tom Connors gives you?

I did them immediatly and he hasn't phoned me since

[simple solstice]

I did a couple but seemed like the same generic cookie cutter stuff so i started ignoring them

[austere galleon]

fak

I hate the planes:(

[pliant veldt]

one of them does involve Moodyman and you can get a trade price on the Itali RSX if you do it

[austere galleon]

I hate mc sells

[simple solstice]

[crude grotto]

lester wouldnt get rid of the cops :(

[fallow shuttle]

@pliant veldt can you help sell?

[simple solstice]

he never does, but off radar doesnt help with cops

[pliant veldt]

I can't will have to end soon

[crude grotto]

already had him on the phone soo

[simple solstice]

And I suppose putting a 9k bounty on me was also because of the cops?

[fallow shuttle]

can u help sell guns rq?

[simple solstice]

Need I remind you that pvp is strictly prohibited?

[crude grotto]

love of the game ig?

wasnt going to do anything about it

[crude grotto]

yea

[fallow shuttle]

im ready to sell guns or hanagar now if you can help RN

[azure river]

i was not even aware acid lab had like a multiple player delivery option til today

[spark geyser]

Hangar is solo sell if you pick land

[simple solstice]

Im stuck with a 9k bounty and police that I can't get rid of so I'll be a bit

[azure river]

alr send me business inv

think we have 4 yea

[fallow shuttle]

moving to bunjker RN at terror byutwe

[simple solstice]

@crude grotto For future reference, don't just randomly put bounties on people in crew sell sessions, thanks.

[crude grotto]

??

its not pvp

[simple solstice]

You might not be "acting on it" but it can still be seen as encouraging others to, not everybody might realize this isn't just a public session.

[crude grotto]

thats entirely on them then

[simple solstice]

It isn't. Don't randomly put bounties on people.

[marsh hollow]

Thanks for the help lads

[crude grotto]

whatever drama queen

[idle jetty]

anytime

[azure river]

outside the bunker

[simple solstice]

I don't really appreciate the attitude, I made a pretty simple and reasonable request.

[azure river]

gawd dam 6 people

[old raptor]

Really lol

[idle jetty]

enough men to mobolize an entire army

[simple solstice]

Why did bro even need help selling theres 6 people in this MC 😭

[fallow shuttle]

fucking dfont drop that gun shit

[simple solstice]

you realize you get less money the more people you have in your org from the session right

[crude grotto]

holy shit useless game

im not hitting anywhere near right dpad

[spark geyser]

I could use people for my bunker and MC sells

[red comet]

I am free

[marsh hollow]

Controller on pc 🥀

[idle jetty]

I'm also free

[marsh hollow]

I’m here

Just finished

[green heath]

its easier😭

[marsh hollow]

cap

[spark geyser]

[crude grotto]

games designed for controller

[pliant veldt]

alr I'm going now, see y'all next week

[old raptor]

Im getting onnn

[marsh hollow]

Change keybinds

[fallow shuttle]

travel on highway

[azure river]

i gotchu wait

[crude grotto]

easier to go from controller to controller than to learn kbm on a game like this

[spark geyser]

Got 3 thanks tho

[azure river]

oh ok

[marsh hollow]

🥀

[old raptor]

I want to help (get paid) so you'll invite me

[spark geyser]

Sorry didn't get around to helping, saw you had last sale as I finished solo sells

[crude grotto]

probably be going into gta 6 with a controller too

[azure river]

you can take my jett

yo take my jett its faster

[unreal tangle]

I started sells with 1,8 Mill ended with little over 5

[crude grotto]

rockstar games overall imo are easier/better on controller

[unreal tangle]

I feel thats pretty good

[old raptor]

Who said theres 6 people

[spark geyser]

Ok after

[old raptor]

Shaark invited me

[unreal tangle]

Now lets see if i atleast something will survive the next week

[spark geyser]

6 in one org

[old raptor]

I ususally invite 1 person

Thats enuff usually

[azure river]

uh

i wanted to press g but pressed f and ended up getting off the jett ;-;

[elfin drift]

No need for it really it's a sell session u don't need to bounty people

[marsh hollow]

All good oomfie

[pastel minnow]

is the sell session still going

[idle jetty]

sure is

[unreal tangle]

Yeah and doesn’t look like its ending soon

[azure river]

oh air deliveries?

[pastel minnow]

alr bet

[azure river]

eee i am not really how to do this ;-;

[pastel minnow]

is anyone free to help me sell weed

[simple solstice]

@fallow shuttle Do you mind kicking me from the MC or just waiting for me to abandon before the next sell. MCs don't need more than 4 people in a sell, I think even 2-3 would be more optimal

[pastel minnow]

oh literally everyone is in an mc 😨

[green heath]

barely anyone in los santos

[fallow shuttle]

nexct one iu can quit

[idle jetty]

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser I gtg

Food arrived

[green heath]

now show the desert please🤣

[marsh hollow]

And nobody is home

[pastel minnow]

oh theres not even enough ppl for the maximum bonus lol

[simple solstice]

I'll be able to help in a bit.

[fallow shuttle]

after this one i giotta go outside and shovel a smidge, 10-20 mins then backm

[pastel minnow]

ima look for a pub to sell in cuz i wont get a big bonus for crew

[simple solstice]

Fair enough, I can still help in a pub if you need it

I think this crew session has run its course

Just let me know, I'll be taking a couple minutes for a break

[pastel minnow]

alralr bet

ill lyk when i find a good one

[azure river]

yo i did the deliveries in this cargo heli

can i crash it now?

[fallow shuttle]

wait til sale ios done

gotta return phelos

[azure river]

good thing i didnt crash it dam

[gloomy ibex]

I'll rejoin soon to help ppl.

[idle jetty]

damn right as I get drunk to combat the weed effects, Sherandini drives off 😔

[fallow shuttle]

uopui sound like my brief seafood manager at a grocery stoire i worked at dude came in crossfaded all the time

[azure river]

i think i should go to bed its 3 am

[simple solstice]

Probably, staying up late isn't good for you

[azure river]

yea but kinda become routin recently with clg anyways

[crude grotto]

the orange is gone now

[azure river]

one day for gaming cant hurt

[gloomy ibex]

Gamer hours. 🕹️

[pastel minnow]

is anyone free to help sell my weed in a public sesh

[azure river]

yea i think i am gonna go to bed i just drove straight into a mountain

[old raptor]

[simple solstice]

Just a heads up the session is full

[pastel minnow]

ah okkk

[simple solstice]

try and let me know if a spot opens since the queue system is really bad

[gloomy ibex]

I'm in a crew session with 12.

[simple solstice]

Im helping them sell in a public sesh since they want full HDB

I kind of want to sell with full HDB as well.

By the time I get done helping people in crew sessions more than half have already cleared out :/

[pastel minnow]

its down to 27 so maybe u can join

[simple solstice]

yup

@pastel minnow pop me an invite, im outside.

[balmy field]

Thanks to everyone who did help me to sell

[old raptor]

[idle jetty]

bruh 💀

[simple solstice]

@pastel minnow

so uh.

[elfin drift]

Free Fallin' by Tom Petty

[red comet]

Have to drop off, sorry

[idle jetty]

yeah no wonder it said 10km

[red comet]

Thanks for the fun

[green heath]

lmao

[old raptor]

@spark geyser what sales do u have left

[elfin drift]

And then reality

[spark geyser]

Cash but it's my last

[elfin drift]

[spark geyser]

Unless you want to do documents

[idle jetty]

literally what I did

[spark geyser]

Thanks for the help @idle jetty @red comet

[idle jetty]

np, now to see what I can sell with mine

[white moat]

lf help selling mc businesses

[idle jetty]

@spark geyser you good to help with cash, weed, coke, and maybe a full meth sale?

[spark geyser]

Sure

Having a 3rd would be a lot better tho

But everyone quit

Or busy

[idle jetty]

I do mostly solo sales anyways so 2 people is a good enough hand anyways

[fallow shuttle]

who needs help i am back from shovelling... isanyone in a vc?

crerw are we stiull selling?

[idle jetty]

yeah still selling

[white moat]

lemme get an inv to the session

[idle jetty]

I don't think Slim uses vc but I can hop in and chat with you as you help with my sales 🙂

[white moat]

i’ll help

[spark geyser]

It's pc enhanced

[fallow shuttle]

pc E only bruh sorry

[simple solstice]

@crystal oyster ggs :)

[white moat]

damn

rip

[umbral steppe]

i'll be damned if i can't find the money bonuses
feels like it's harder and harder to find without watching a vid 💀

[old raptor]

@idle jetty need help?

[idle jetty]

Brohammad_ali will help me as well, but if you wanna join as well I'm cool

[simple solstice]

yea I can also help out with sales if needed

[old raptor]

alr

@gloomy ibex oh my god sorry lol

[simple solstice]

@idle jetty you able to wait a sec, my body desires coffee

[idle jetty]

sure can 🙂

[gloomy ibex]

it's OK, my skin resurfaced the road so there's no damage

[old raptor]

I bet it gave you a scare lol

[gloomy ibex]

tbh I thought it was a traffic glitch

then I saw you parked at the side of the road like a guilty dog

[old raptor]

I tried to swerve between you and an oncoming car

But ended up brutalizing you

[gloomy ibex]

yeah I was going for a barrier boost to get up the hill...no worries 😆

always wear a helmet on your GTA5 motorcycles, kids

[idle jetty]

@simple solstice let me know when you're good to go and I'll start the sale

[simple solstice]

r

[idle jetty]

that's all I need to sell for the time being, thanks for the help team

[marsh hollow]

Sharkie

[balmy field]

I have Bunker sale if anyone is interested on that?

[idle jetty]

yeah I can help

[simple solstice]

shark...

no

bad

[balmy field]

[simple solstice]

no way

hit a rock at such a perfect angle guess where I fucking landed

This why you don't change outfits, its bad luck

[balmy field]

That's fine

I think Rockstar has put those on purpose close to water 🥲

[simple solstice]

not for me, I pride myself on never losing shipments and in the past 5 days I've managed to lose 2 to extraneous circumstances 😭

[balmy field]

Anyway thanks to every Shark associate for helping me in arms sale

[simple solstice]

I dont remember becoming a shark but alrighty

very cool

[idle jetty]

if ya'll don't need me anymore then I'm gonna grab a coffee and AFK in an invite only session

[spark geyser]

Last call I guess if anyone needs help selling

Mines

[simple solstice]

tfw shark tries to arrest me and ends up murdering slim

[balmy field]

My sales are done I think

[red comet]

Another good session 😎

[azure river]

yo

is session over/

[lost sinew]

new one should be starting on the hour (13 min)

[azure river]

ohh

alr alr

[tired lintel]

Any session active

I wanna sell meth

From last few time I am getting plane sell
Which is annoying so need help

How to check I am in targetting mode?

Any session?

[azure river]

not sure

idk if anyone has started a session or not

[simple solstice]

If nobody has started a session already, I'll have one up shortly.

[lost sinew]

i dont mind starting it either, i just don't know the exact standard for that...

[mellow void]

I got it, will send an invite to here in a moment

[lost sinew]

this doesnt work for me. plz tell us ur SC name

[mellow void]

Wal1aWay

session is open to join from crew member screen as well

[lost sinew]

sry i dont see that name online in crew members

[mellow void]

Refresh and also try scrolling to the next page, or search it up in the social club drop down menu

That or you can join any of the present players

[lost sinew]

thats weird, opaln9 is showing up but not wallaway, anyway ty joining now

[mellow void]

Its probably because I don't exist on social club, don't make R* staff mad or they'll delete your name from the search menu

[lost sinew]

come join us in this sell mission! my SC name is same as here

[simple solstice]

Not too many join the 2nd sell session, if you wait around a bit more might join

but what would help a bit is...

@lapis pumice hey

do the thing

[lapis pumice]

<@&1324534951244464189> Reminder that there's a sell session for PC Enhanced starting now - in order to join, make sure to set the crew as your active one, and use targeting mode Free Aim.
Please be considerate and disband your CEO Organization/MC Club when you're not actively using it, as there's a limited number of VIP slots available.

[mellow void]

You can join off any of these players :D

(or the invite if it works)

[empty drum]

nooo i’m too sleepy to get up

it’s 7 am for me

[simple solstice]

ty

[simple solstice]

Perfect time for a nice hot coffee and a chill sell sesh to set the mood for the day

[lapis pumice]

np, suz caught slackin again smh

[mellow void]

10:30pm at night

[empty drum]

hahah the mood will be ruined if i get the plane mission

[safe depot]

bruh

ping

[west heron]

i sold my weed like 10mins ago

[mellow void]

yeh

[simple solstice]

pfft you wont get the plane

[hearty sleet]

its 7 in the morning goofball

[lapis pumice]

rise and shine

[mellow void]

wake up call

[lost sinew]

wtf ur names disappeared again

[mellow void]

You desynced from the session, its a commun bug due to session scripts being over-loaded due to the AI taxis if you are starting, about to finish, or are in the middle of a sale

[simple solstice]

AI taxis preventing my weazel plaza shootout from working

[lost sinew]

any other way to join? i do 'join crew members' doesnt work, 'private crew session' neither

ill try SC i guess

ok im in i think

[west thistle]

whats the fix

[mellow void]

Fix?

[lost sinew]

seems easy fix is to have 1 person in the session not selling anything

now my game is crashing maybe that stupid checkpoint event, i can turn all that off in interaction menu right?

[ornate igloo]

morning to u too aswell 🙂

[lapis pumice]

[simple solstice]

@mellow void where is my plaza shootout

😒

[mellow void]

I eated it

[simple solstice]

fuckin

apparently

I've not seen it a single time

[mellow void]

such a scam I can't hit this guy on my quad with a melee

[simple solstice]

leaf me alone im trying to afk to get this stupid plaza event to spawn while I make a snack

[mellow void]

Holiday Hauler

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

Time to sell weed and blow everything else up

[magic lark]

anyone in the crew session want to help sell my bunker?

[azure river]

good morning

[mellow void]

Ill assist you

looks like ya started

[idle jetty]

gonna grab dinner then will come back to help 🙂

[lost sinew]

if anyone has a few minutes to help plz lmk (just in case i get Titan for ceo sell)

[mellow void]

@magic lark Ill follow

[magic lark]

kk

sorry i start before you said anything

[azure river]

anyone need help with anything?

[lost sinew]

yes

[mellow void]

[warm grail]

xd

[mellow void]

I had nothing to do with that

[tired lintel]

I need meth sale help

I am in session

[simple solstice]

this guy tryna take my bike while im afk

[mellow void]

I woulda took it personally

successfully that is

[simple solstice]

Then you will be wearing a khanjali as a hat like the last guy

[patent flame]

How many people in?

[simple solstice]

at least 3

[mellow void]

at least maybe 4

[simple solstice]

at most 10

[patent flame]

None of my friends are online

[mellow void]

@magic lark switch with me, you'll take my bike and Ill take the sale bike and you'll do riding formation with mine

[celest lake]

I can join if anyone needs me though

[simple solstice]

More people means more HDB :)

[magic lark]

i am done you need any sell

[mellow void]

Ill just do weed for now

[untold heron]

this is still up?

[mellow void]

it is

[untold heron]

oh wow

[idle jetty]

on my way to make some money!

[azure river]

well uh my mk1 was smoking from all the crashing i did xD

and i conviniently crashed there lol

[simple solstice]

smh

climbed up the ladder and everything

where the hell is this plaza shootout!?

actually scammed

[azure river]

:D but the mk2 was locked sad

[warm grail]

oop

[mellow void]

basically all I wanted, waiting for bunker to be full

shouldn't be long with production boost on

[azure river]

is the mk unlocked? :D

[simple solstice]

you were asking for the emp

[untold heron]

i sold my bunker a bit ago and didnt complete it

i wish i waited

bro a clanker car just blew up mk1 cuz he wanted to drive in parking spots

[azure river]

what

they can fight back?

[untold heron]

it drove over my mk1 exploding it

[azure river]

dam

[untold heron]

it was in a parking spot

[simple solstice]

@mellow void where shootout

[real saffron]

you are looking too hard

[mellow void]

[simple solstice]

Elaborate

[real saffron]

when you don't think about it, at all, it happens all the time lol

[idle jetty]

[azure river]

its like when you hunt for the gooch he never shows up but when you are afk eating food or smth he comes and mugs you

[simple solstice]

Statistically makes no sense, supposed to be a check that happens for if any player is within 400m of the location, checks every 2 minutes, and between 8pm and 6am game time

😭

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rockstar scamming me

[untold heron]

why dont we just go into a pub at this point

we are like what 10 people

[real saffron]

9

[simple solstice]

what pub

[idle jetty]

My game crashed! 😭

[untold heron]

like a random one and hope to god we can go into it

[simple solstice]

The only real options there are vanilla unicorn and tequila-la-la

and tequila-la-la only exists as a mission location

[celest lake]

[mellow void]

me when I forget about the other 2 locations

[simple solstice]

Which other two?

[mellow void]

2nd is under the map but its the comedy club, 1st one is right outfront of the apartment you can get for 200k

treating my heli as a car is funni

[simple solstice]

oh yeah my bad how could I forget about under the map

[mellow void]

silly you

[simple solstice]

erhm ackshually mfers when they want to be right about everything and pull the most devious wildcards out of their prison wallet

[mellow void]

People when I tell them factually correct information however I can't read

[simple solstice]

Me when I stay within contextual relevance and thus still by technicality, factually correct but then the context is ripped apart to fit the frame of which locations exist within the entire worldspace

hmmm to sell or not to sell

[celest lake]

Lemme know when u selling

[simple solstice]

Why?

[queen summit]

sell

[celest lake]

So I can give protection

[simple solstice]

Why would I need protection in a crew session?

[untold heron]

its gives us a lil money

[celest lake]

Idk maybe we don't know much people

[untold heron]

i agree u should let us join

well ima go eat so

[simple solstice]

[azure river]

i hired him

[warm grail]

yea its not starting this sell, dont know

thanks for the help

[celest lake]

How many people in session?!

[azure river]

9

[simple solstice]

at least 3

and at most 9

[idle jetty]

it started for me