gtao-crew

[simple solstice]

[marsh hollow]

In an hour or less, yeah

I need to sell weed, cocaine, meth and counterfeit

[olive quarry]

i have 7 hangar crates, no

[simple solstice]

mk

I just bought 2 warehouses

[idle jetty]

if I'm still awake I can help out (I took my evening meds about 50 minutes ago)

[simple solstice]

Untake your meds bro

[idle jetty]

not when it's 4mg of Melatonin

[marsh hollow]

@simple solstice I’m getting on now

[simple solstice]

mk

[marsh hollow]

What happened to my message

[marsh hollow]

I’ll invite you

[simple solstice]

me and woody are in a session

seems mostly fine and its more money

[idle jetty]

so close to getting it all 😔

and yeah our lobby is super chill rn

[marsh hollow]

I don’t want the money 🥀

[simple solstice]

all the more reason

cmere

[marsh hollow]

no ty

@wispy ledge did you receive my MC invites?

[simple solstice]

gg noob

[idle jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1454424303754940488.webp?size=96

[marsh hollow]

Free aim~

[simple solstice]

wait what

oh I thought you were saying you were already on free aim

[marsh hollow]

Just saying that it’s free aim 🥀

[simple solstice]

gta reset my fucking targeting mode

again

im getting real tired of this shit

[marsh hollow]

[wispy ledge]

hola

[simple solstice]

no wonder hswmoose managed to kill me

[wispy ledge]

z

[simple solstice]

zzzz

[wispy ledge]

nwy the pink nose completionist

$88000 for missing the mc invite and sitting in the passenger seat 🔥

[marsh hollow]

black screen

[wispy ledge]

rip

hope u load

[marsh hollow]

it's been almost a minute

what was the method to fix this?

I forgot

[simple solstice]

normally you just resource monitor the game but that kicks everyone out since you stop all network communication

[marsh hollow]

I'll just relaunch

Counterfeit, nightclub, cocaine, and meth left

[simple solstice]

Need invite?

[marsh hollow]

inv @wispy ledge

[wispy ledge]

i do all of those

[simple solstice]

you do nightclub!?

[wispy ledge]

sell you

[simple solstice]

not me just flying backwards with nwy in the passenger seat

[idle jetty]

can I get an invite as well plz?

[marsh hollow]

What did I just see

[marsh hollow]

Yeah

[simple solstice]

Yea

[marsh hollow]

I don’t think I have you added

[idle jetty]

well now's your chance to do so :^)

[simple solstice]

did you really just try to cut off a buffalo

on a bike

[marsh hollow]

yes

[simple solstice]

Stop texting and flying

@idle jetty add me

[idle jetty]

[wispy ledge]

@simple solstice

[simple solstice]

gib invite

@marsh hollow

[marsh hollow]

I did

[simple solstice]

it disappeared

gib

[wispy ledge]

woah woody looks like my preorder account

[simple solstice]

perfect

now if my brain is braining right

there should be a random plane outside

[wispy ledge]

idk if i have a screenshot of him

[simple solstice]

brain didnt brain

[wispy ledge]

he's my ps3/preorder PC account

nearly drowned the bike scramjet style

[simple solstice]

not me having one of the worst delivery spots

[simple solstice]

[wispy ledge]

thats how my face looked

[marsh hollow]

@idle jetty brother where are you taking my money

[idle jetty]

subway tunnels

[pliant veldt]

one dude literally bugged my game. I was delivering business goods when he killed me with a Kosatka missile. I delivered the goods to the nightclub, but when I tried getting in my car, I couldn't and my character just stood there in a static position, trying to get in. then I went into my nightclub and when I tried getting out, I couldn't. then I tp'd to my facility and tried getting out with my Avenger. now I am stuck in my facility

[marsh hollow]

🥀

[pliant veldt]

oh damn I got out

geez, thank god

time to go give that idiot an ass whoopin' he'll never forget

[simple solstice]

new session?

[pliant veldt]

no I managed to get out after some time

I mainly didn't want to leave since I wanted to get revenge on that dude

DOOM OST prepared, time to give that guy hell

alr 4 kills later the dude left lol

absolutely deserved

[marsh hollow]

OFFICER MOVE @wispy ledge

[pliant veldt]

if I see any other Kosatka gremlins I will go after them immediatly

[idle jetty]

alright

who blew my car up

[wispy ledge]

what a mess

[idle jetty]

sigh

[marsh hollow]

where is bro flyinh

[simple solstice]

I wonder who that possibly could have been

[simple solstice]

paleto

[wispy ledge]

san fierro

[marsh hollow]

ff

gg

W team

0 goods were destroyed during the process

[wispy ledge]

mvp associate for just sitting there

[marsh hollow]

umm

[old raptor]

What you guys doing

[marsh hollow]

selling

[wispy ledge]

sell

[old raptor]

It sounds chaotic

[wispy ledge]

ive had random sell my vehicle cargo more succesful

[old raptor]

[simple solstice]

What they don't realize is that this will bite them in the ass

[marsh hollow]

Cap

I got karma just now wtf

[wispy ledge]

hey, where's your fancy ride

[marsh hollow]

I'm safe

[marsh hollow]

getting hsw

on my bodhi

[wispy ledge]

this is when wall somehow has a bodhi hsw and sends a picture a minute later

[old raptor]

With the most disgusting wheels

[marsh hollow]

LOL

NOOOOOOOOO

THE SPAWN

[simple solstice]

not me getting ran over by a shitass npc 15 times in a row

[marsh hollow]

SORRY

MISCLICK

PHEW

OMG

IM SAFE

[simple solstice]

Typical behavior

[marsh hollow]

nuh uh

2 - 1

[simple solstice]

npcs did more work on me than you did in all of your sells combined

[marsh hollow]

LOL

GONE

200iq

[old raptor]

How can a sale be this scary

[marsh hollow]

not a sale

Opal is out to murder me

[wispy ledge]

opal is griefer

[simple solstice]

Kid is just doing the same shit they always do. They get bored doing sales, despite everyone else literally doing all the work for them, so they start acting out trolling and being a general

[old raptor]

Uhuh

[marsh hollow]

what

[old raptor]

Who cares though

[idle jetty]

Meanwhile

[marsh hollow]

I didn't troll

your car just blew up so I left :(

[simple solstice]

Uh huh

nice rage bait

Not the first time you pull this shit lol

[old raptor]

It’s not that serious opaln9

[marsh hollow]

ts

[simple solstice]

zoomers always got each others backs

[old raptor]

We’re not a thing pal

I don’t let small things in a sell session or whatever effect me

[marsh hollow]

I swear bruh

their car blew up after I emp'd it

that's literally it

[old raptor]

You monster

[marsh hollow]

and then they sent this

@simple solstice get away from my home :(

[idle jetty]

we okay to do a quick bunker sale for me before I head off to bed?

[wispy ledge]

yes

[simple solstice]

Sure

[wispy ledge]

wait do you not get a bonus?

[marsh hollow]

inv

to bunk

[idle jetty]

already on it 🙂

[simple solstice]

Just fyi that you guys seem to misread the tone of my messages lol.

But whatever floats your boat bud

[old raptor]

Well no you just take everything way too seriously

[marsh hollow]

my fav

[simple solstice]

Kinda just proving my point about 'misreading the tone'

[old raptor]

Is this bonker?

[wispy ledge]

yea

with 3 other players in invite only

[simple solstice]

already hear explosions

I wonder who that could be

[old raptor]

How the frick did you get 200k

[marsh hollow]

spamming bombs

[simple solstice]

ADHD at its finest

[old raptor]

Bombs ain’t fireworks

[marsh hollow]

I cann't help it

[marsh hollow]

Spam E for infinite fireworks

[old raptor]

Buggy sale

[wispy ledge]

spam e to almost destroy one of woody's dune favs

[simple solstice]

(they're helping a lot)

[old raptor]

Spam E to pay disrespect

[marsh hollow]

oh

I forgot about that

[simple solstice]

running into random mines all over the road that a certain someone is spamming everywhere

nice

if this thing blows up, dont go blaming me.

[idle jetty]

I think I've cooked myself....

[simple solstice]

and then they leave 15 mines on one of the drops im going to

you realize this isn't my sell mission right?

go take your meds

[marsh hollow]

nice

[simple solstice]

"im not trolling"

[marsh hollow]

I'm pretty sure it won't

because we're in a ceo

[simple solstice]

it will but ok

[old raptor]

Just avoid the mines duh

[simple solstice]

level 857

right.

[wispy ledge]

shoot it into the corner

[marsh hollow]

why are you so triggered

[idle jetty]

legend, thanks heaps

[simple solstice]

Mildly annoyed at best, you're being an obnoxious pest

[wispy ledge]

[marsh hollow]

you keep calling me out

the bombs didnt harm you

relax

[simple solstice]

Every time you go to do sales (despite the people you rope into helping doing all the work 90% of the time) you get bored with your ADHD and start trolling, then act innocent as if the victims are the ones being unreasonable

Just fyi, mr. very definitely grinded to level 857, the mines do damage the dunes.

[old raptor]

Jesus

[marsh hollow]

???

[idle jetty]

Thanks for the help with the sell missions team

[marsh hollow]

I never claimed that I grinded to the rank

[wispy ledge]

no worries woody anytime

[marsh hollow]

and it's just a number

[marsh hollow]

nws

[simple solstice]

Anytime. I'm sure you'd return the favor so I don't mind helping you out.

[old raptor]

Transportation how many hours do you have now

Not 48h yet i bet

[marsh hollow]

wdym

on gta

or the session

[old raptor]

You said you had 43h in one go yesterday

But you had to leave or something

[idle jetty]

yeah always happy to help others, it's kind of who I am as a person

[polar parrot]

Didn’t see much helping on that Cayo the other day, more of a hindrance I’d say

[old raptor]

You sent a pic yesterday of you playing 43 hours straight

[idle jetty]

off to bed now cause got work in the morning

[simple solstice]

Spicy

[idle jetty]

yeah complete noob who just wandered around like it was his first time

[simple solstice]

Tbf did more work than any of the randoms I've ever joined for cayo

[elfin osprey]

anyone avaliable to help me with the sell missions. help for help

[wispy ledge]

probably helped more than my blindfolded act 2 finales

[old raptor]

You what

[simple solstice]

Send an invite my way, mark it down as an I.O.U

[wispy ledge]

#gta-online-mk2 message

[idle jetty]

considering I've run Cayo a few times recently solo with the post-2022-patch method I have a good general idea of how to do it, just never ever done it as a 4-man team

[marsh hollow]

I think it reached 50

[marsh hollow]

I had to restart my game because the snow wasn't gone

[old raptor]

[simple solstice]

4-man isn't all that different from 2-man you just have 2 people running main and 2 people running side, then the main obj team circles back around to fill up and all leave

[marsh hollow]

[idle jetty]

[marsh hollow]

Cayo stinky 🥀

[simple solstice]

Have you ever even ran a cayo

[marsh hollow]

Back in 2019-2021 or smth

but never again after that

[old raptor]

Snooze heist

[simple solstice]

Right.

[marsh hollow]

Right. 🌹

@wispy ledge wanna grind casino?

[simple solstice]

@elfin ospreyAccepted, just hit CAPS in the friends tab to refresh it and then you should be able to invite me

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge we gotta do doomsday with pistols only too

back at it again

At least we can die

[simple solstice]

oof, public sell

[elfin osprey]

i am waiting for a friend just giv eher 2 mins

[simple solstice]

things will get exciting

[elfin osprey]

yes sirr

[simple solstice]

let me go grab my raiju

[elfin osprey]

okay

[azure river]

what are yall upto

[marsh hollow]

No need to worry about snow

[elfin osprey]

trying to sell weed

[marsh hollow]

Wrong Levi

[azure river]

when the hell will x2 on weed end?..

[marsh hollow]

@old raptor I’ll be able to play for 100+ hours though now

[marsh hollow]

Next week

[azure river]

hope we get x2 agency...

[marsh hollow]

🥀

ew

I want 2x Faber work

gotta get that T4

[azure river]

i gotta get motivated to do 200 of those stupid contracts...

[marsh hollow]

Excuses 🥀

[wispy ledge]

soz was in pain

[azure river]

:(

[marsh hollow]

nws, are you ok?

[wispy ledge]

if you set up a casino heist ill join it

[marsh hollow]

Oh ok

[simple solstice]

new years drinks hittin hard?

[marsh hollow]

Like you want me to get all the preps done and etc?

[wispy ledge]

im going to do that cayo i set up before we started DCMM4 this morning

[marsh hollow]

Drinking in Australia 🥀

[marsh hollow]

nws

[wispy ledge]

yea i dont wanna do your casino preps thats not fish in sea

[marsh hollow]

🥀

ogi

[wispy ledge]

we both setup at the same time

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge it’ll be on aggressive because it’s cash

[old raptor]

[simple solstice]

Sorry bro I tried

but this window licker got lucky with a road spawn and hauled ass with a heli

hope him getting spawn killed 30+ times was worth destroying 1 product

@elfin osprey new session since this one cleared out?

[valid falcon]

Or skip cash, better if you wanna make the optimal decision with the highest efficiency to get the best money/time ratio

But that's up to you

[simple solstice]

Dont think they care about money lol, pretty sure they're just trying to pump their stats

[marsh hollow]

Not trying to get money

[marsh hollow]

doing career progress

[valid falcon]

Ooh okay

[marsh hollow]

besides, I gotta complete aggressive once for the award

[valid falcon]

Welp, good luck on your run

[marsh hollow]

Thanks, I’m almost done setting it up

wrong image

I also have to steal cash @valid falcon

[valid falcon]

Good luck

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge the casino heist will be ready in 20 mins or less

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge are you able to help with the last two?

Because both of them require me to get two items

[spark geyser]

I could help with stuffs it you want another
Am bored

[marsh hollow]

Sure, you can join

It’s cash anyway

[spark geyser]

Sc?

[marsh hollow]

mnyak2society

bruh

that heli

I'm coming

[spark geyser]

Wheels broke off lol too hard of a landing

[marsh hollow]

gg

last prep

[wispy ledge]

we robbing securoserv :(

[spark geyser]

They send people after us when selling special cargo so it's fair game tbh

[marsh hollow]

gg

[marsh hollow]

our besties

[carmine bridge]

Is this crew not on ps5? Haven’t seen anyone around

[simple solstice]

pc enhanced

[marsh hollow]

mostly pc

[wispy ledge]

i think theres plans to make one when theres enough demand

[simple solstice]

(there will never be enough demand)

[reef hazel]

[carmine bridge]

Yeah I think they should make one too. Joined the crew for a while now, and nothing on ps

[simple solstice]

Every time an announcement has gone out to see if people are interested, nobody responds.

I think the last one literally got 1 response

[spark geyser]

Just hasn't been the interest
We tried doing sell sessions for all platforms, and one person on PlayStation and one on Xbox showed up

[carmine bridge]

I just joined discord tho, so I haven’t gotten any announcements. Joined the crew when they wanted to do the sell mission in a secured lobby, so I thought it was PS

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge waiting on you

[wispy ledge]

LOL

Its not like doomsday where you just hit enter

[polar parrot]

You don’t even have a role for platform

[simple solstice]

#assign-platform-here

[marsh hollow]

bro

someone

[polar parrot]

But to answer your question ps5 and Xbox players don’t really get involved in crew stuff here

People have tried to get them to engage previously

[simple solstice]

Too busy scamming each other

[carmine bridge]

I did that before, don’t know why it didn’t hit. But I just did it again.

But honestly, there should be a ps5 crew, people would show interest. Especially when they hear it’s gonna be a safe lobby sale.

[polar parrot]

If you can drum up interest then you just make it happen

The crew here is open to everyone

[simple solstice]

people would show interest
Again, this has been attempted numerous times to see whether console players are interested, and the last time an event was held for them literally a single person showed up.

If you can get enough people together, then by all means

[carmine bridge]

I’m a nobody on discord lol. They not gonna take my word serious.

[wispy ledge]

wasnt it main entrance

[formal hare]

You also need more ps members, afaik we have 10, probably more since i last heard

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge come back

[wispy ledge]

huh why

[marsh hollow]

wheel is popped

[carmine bridge]

You got 10 people in the crew already? Or what do you mean

[marsh hollow]

better to stay in one car

[formal hare]

Around 10 in the crew yes

[marsh hollow]

10 playstation players

[formal hare]

Probably more but you need 20 to fill a max session for HDB

[marsh hollow]

no

[spark geyser]

834 total members in the crew currently

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser how did you die btw

[carmine bridge]

Yeah that’s true. But other crew members could join the lobby, No? Long as they don’t kill anyone.

[spark geyser]

I didn't realise y'all were gonna get the daily vault and ran out guns blazing expecting others behind me lol

[formal hare]

There is no cross platform

[spark geyser]

Few to many guards

[marsh hollow]

🥀

snacks

[formal hare]

So how would others join

[marsh hollow]

^

[formal hare]

Plus, ngl HDB is the main point people do this sell sessions stuff (my personal opinion)

[simple solstice]

The entire point is being able to leverage the HDB while not having (much) risk of going boom cause some window licker wants to stroke his ego

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge after this, I’ll pick big con and then silent and sneaky and keep rotating between the two

[carmine bridge]

Honestly, I don’t know. People don’t really like joining crews these days, don’t know why. I left IGN cus of too much Crew killing, guess that’s why most people don’t wanna be part of a crew too

[spark geyser]

Hail Mary!

[wispy ledge]

fail mary

[formal hare]

Crews nowadays are just not as popular but servers like us still make them somewhat alive

[carmine bridge]

I don’t even get it. 50k and 5k RP isn’t enough money to destroy people’s goods. You can literally get that by just existing in the game

[spark geyser]

The last things I need for casino career are either casino aggressive elite or big con young ancestor entry

[marsh hollow]

Wish they increased the limit

[simple solstice]

...Exactly. The only reason they do it is because it gives them a sense of self-endowed faux superiority.

[wispy ledge]

i need a mil and painting

[marsh hollow]

for?

[wispy ledge]

casino career

[carmine bridge]

Now I’m just selling in invite only. Cus last time I did in public, the whole lobby came at me like it was a concert

[wispy ledge]

[marsh hollow]

Oh, nice!

[marsh hollow]

Mine is full

Is that yours?

[wispy ledge]

how would i access your master control terminal

[marsh hollow]

What

[wispy ledge]

course thats mine

[marsh hollow]

I’m asking if that’s your weed

Weeder

I think my game bugged

I’m stuck on the computer

[wispy ledge]

you're bugged out to high hell

[marsh hollow]

AND I DONT KNOW THAT THE BUGS EXIST

Lester was so right..

He knows everything

@wispy ledge I’m gonna relaunch my gta

[simple solstice]

You need sale?

[wispy ledge]

yea we have some sales

[marsh hollow]

After that I’ll go to bed

[simple solstice]

Joining up, just make sure the kid behaves

[marsh hollow]

bruh

Opal go to bed 🥀

[wispy ledge]

[marsh hollow]

leave me alone

[simple solstice]

[marsh hollow]

It’s been like a few hours or smth

grow up

[marsh hollow]

Inv to session

[simple solstice]

A very significant amount of time indeed.

I could have scrolled so many tiktoks in that time !

[marsh hollow]

Why do you care so much though

[simple solstice]

It was legit just a basic request

[marsh hollow]

[wispy ledge]

[marsh hollow]

ts pmo

[old raptor]

Christ get a room or something

[wispy ledge]

You collected the spray can?

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge mind selling mine first or do you wanna go first

[spark geyser]

I had that from ages ago yeah

[wispy ledge]

yea sell urs

dafuq is a spray can

[marsh hollow]

Daily collectibles

Single player reference

[spark geyser]

It's for the daily spray billboards

[old raptor]

Serious

[marsh hollow]

Is anyone else joining rn or

[wispy ledge]

yea when did they add that

[marsh hollow]

I think last year

[simple solstice]

Still waiting for an invite

[old raptor]

I could… on my cruddy laptop

[wispy ledge]

if opal is joining we alreadyu habe 4 for mc sell

[simple solstice]

I thought you had sales Nwy?

[wispy ledge]

i do

[marsh hollow]

nwy is letting me go first

🌹

[wispy ledge]

[simple solstice]

hm.

[marsh hollow]

I only have weed rn anyway

[celest lake]

[marsh hollow]

Shoo!

[old raptor]

Yes shoo

[wispy ledge]

I'm The Trashman!

[simple solstice]

at least there isnt any snow to deal with

[wispy ledge]

lol not only did i get one of the worst trucks

i tried dropping off that 3rd one and blew right past it and jumped off a cliff

think i got stuck like transient did

[old raptor]

Uhh where

Wat cliff

[simple solstice]

Surprise surprise, kids being an antagonistic shit stain

🤓 ☝️

[marsh hollow]

Just this once

[old raptor]

Too bad innit

[simple solstice]

"once" which we know is bs but ok

[wispy ledge]

this one here

[marsh hollow]

just an EMP

[marsh hollow]

🥀

[old raptor]

How

[wispy ledge]

tried dropping it off at like 50mph

[marsh hollow]

I’m here

[old raptor]

[marsh hollow]

[wispy ledge]

i got stuck in the sell screen like you did

[marsh hollow]

LOL

[spark geyser]

Seems I'm now in the middle of a 1v1
Both went ghost org

[wispy ledge]

inv

[old raptor]

Uhh arent you with nwy and transport

[spark geyser]

Yes
Transient and opal are fighting while nwy restarted

[old raptor]

Icy

[wispy ledge]

niceuuu

[simple solstice]

L kid

Learn to drive

[marsh hollow]

🥀

[wispy ledge]

👵

like these 2x mc sells

[simple solstice]

they aint bad

[wispy ledge]

can the spiderman come out to play

[marsh hollow]

learn to drive

[simple solstice]

the who

[marsh hollow]

LOL

[old raptor]

Does this one not know spiderman

[simple solstice]

What you guys get up to in your free time is none of my business

Look at the little dog following me around

rent free

[old raptor]

Why do you.. why is

If you don’t like to play with them then don’t lol

[simple solstice]

I have no problem with nwy or slim

[marsh hollow]

says you

you were the one who first came up to me

[simple solstice]

No, not really

[marsh hollow]

@wispy ledge you were there, back me up pls

[simple solstice]

The cope is real

[marsh hollow]

All this over an EMP that somehow blew up your EV 🥀

[old raptor]

I’m with transient

[old raptor]

When someone blows up my car i also hold a grudge forever wdym

[marsh hollow]

🌹

[polar parrot]

It’s just a game guys

Let’s play nicely

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser I love that turbo

[old raptor]

Gta is life

[simple solstice]

The issue is you do this shit nonstop. Its beyond obnoxious especially when you get people to help you out then sit around afk, and come around after all the work is done just to troll by blowing their vehicles up or emping them nonstop.

[marsh hollow]

Wdym nonstop

[simple solstice]

lol, lmao even

[marsh hollow]

You never play with me

[polar parrot]

Get a new life

[marsh hollow]

I emped you twice

[simple solstice]

3rd time (4th maybe?)

[wispy ledge]

i could get my 4th mansion RN but

[simple solstice]

uh

4th?

[wispy ledge]

i said i'd get my new facility i probably should yea

[marsh hollow]

And if you don’t wanna help then just go

I’m not forcing you

[wispy ledge]

u can have up to 6 mansions

[marsh hollow]

I’m getting others to help for a reason

And I mean, I only afk'd a few sell missions

Did you see me afk these ones?

no

[simple solstice]

Why...?

They couldn't think of any other money sinks

so they're just like

yeah you can buy 6 mansions

lmfao

Ig garage space

but thats a lot of money for a glorified garage

[old raptor]

It’s not that deep

Again

[marsh hollow]

I love the mansions

Hot sauce spots

[simple solstice]

It not being that deep isn't that deep lil bro

[marsh hollow]

And Angel too

[old raptor]

Exactly

[marsh hollow]

And yoga

[old raptor]

6 angels

[marsh hollow]

6 angels!!!

[old raptor]

Hmmmm i love that silhouette

[marsh hollow]

Sweat looks good on you mommy

She's the best trainer

[old raptor]

She’s so motivational

[wispy ledge]

do you even play the game, this whole game boils down to a money and time sink, thats the gameplay...

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser how tf did we climb Mount chilliad 😭

I was just on my phone

[wispy ledge]

we need to show transient gfred

[marsh hollow]

This thing is peak

WHAT THE FUCK

GOOCH

[simple solstice]

I think you misconstrued what I was saying lol.

holy gooch attach

[wispy ledge]

OH NO

[spark geyser]

Aw I wanted to full send

[wispy ledge]

THIS IS BAD BOUNCE

THIS IS A VERY BAD BOUNCE

[old raptor]

🍿

[simple solstice]

I can only assume one or all of you are rolling down chiliad

[wispy ledge]

yea transgfred doesnt know the gfred line

[spark geyser]

All the panels and doors are gone lol

[wispy ledge]

the airlander

[spark geyser]

Oh I see where the waypoint is lol

[wispy ledge]

interesting observatory line

[spark geyser]

[wispy ledge]

[marsh hollow]

LMAO

[wispy ledge]

huh

[simple solstice]

that was beautiful

[wispy ledge]

explosive molotov?

[simple solstice]

who threw the molly?

[wispy ledge]

me

[simple solstice]

interesting

[marsh hollow]

@spark geyser @wispy ledge that has to be the best off-roader ever

it's a fucking subaru

[simple solstice]

did you hit the back left tire

by chance

[old raptor]

Woodlander? 🥺

[wispy ledge]

idk i was just lobbing them at the clanker for fun

[marsh hollow]

yep

[old raptor]

Fantastic

[wispy ledge]

og line

[simple solstice]

nwy?

[wispy ledge]

i think i should go back to the observatory

[simple solstice]

And here we have a gaggle of morons, returning to their natural habitat back out in the open sea

[spark geyser]

It spawned the boat on the shore next to opal

[simple solstice]

oh hey free boat

[marsh hollow]

peak

[simple solstice]

[wispy ledge]

this location

[simple solstice]

should I buy a yacht?

[wispy ledge]

is that it?

[simple solstice]

intriguing

[marsh hollow]

Wine

champagne nvm

[spark geyser]

Two in the back work out your differences over champagne

[simple solstice]

the 1k bounty set on me would say otherwise

[marsh hollow]

I poisoned the shampagneigh

[simple solstice]

Good.

[marsh hollow]

[wispy ledge]

its ur helicopter

my facilities retirement

[marsh hollow]

gg

[simple solstice]

Honestly had no idea that helicopter could force you out of passive mode

[wispy ledge]

this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

[simple solstice]

As if 1 wasn't bad enough

Double the sales efficiency
Double the murders

[wispy ledge]

this machine helped us get DCMM2

[simple solstice]

you even put a custom plate on it

[wispy ledge]

Yea I'm thinking of getting a DCMM one for Kuruma, STX, What else did we use @marsh hollow

lol I didn't cancel Attempt 2

[marsh hollow]

Insurgent

[wispy ledge]

The setup mission bugged out and we died on Dead Courier

[marsh hollow]

And Bodhi

[wispy ledge]

We used Wall's one in DCMM4

[marsh hollow]

Yuh

Not sure

For DCMM2 I mostly used my Banshee or FMJ

[old raptor]

What you guys doin

I wish to intervene

[celest lake]

Don't you shoo me

[wispy ledge]

everyone left

[old raptor]

nooo

[spark geyser]

Yeah just ended up watching Steve Haines on TV in nwy's facility

[celest lake]

[wispy ledge]

I sat down in my new facility location

I can finally rest

[old raptor]

Mhmm who is in your session

[wispy ledge]

me

[pale willow]

why

which one did u get

[elfin osprey]

anyone need help rn with sell missions?

am free

[mellow void]

I have some time if you want, that or we can source hangar cargo for you

I have the mc stuff full but outside of that Im free to help

[prisma plume]

I forgot to wish everyone a happy new year

But eh better late that never

[elfin osprey]

thanks man, I think I will just go to sleep, next time :)

[full prism]

m

[elfin osprey]

anyone online?

[azure river]

yes

[azure river]

i am mentally online

[patent flame]

See you in the major leagues jackie

[pliant veldt]

Will join the sell session a bit later than usual, but I will join

[patent flame]

Forgot it’s fryday

[idle jetty]

Saturday morning here (almost 3am)

I’m tempted to grab a quick nap and help out with the first sell session, then take another nap and get my day going before before coming back for the second session

[pliant veldt]

has anyone started the session?

if not, then I will start one

if I could

[normal crystal]

running cayo alone

[pliant veldt]

still won't work

[reef hazel]

did ur save get corrupted????????

[pliant veldt]

I hope not

[reef hazel]

[normal crystal]

[pliant veldt]

still not working

damn....

[winged flare]

just google it had the same thing happen to me a while ago, had to delete some config file to reset

[pliant veldt]

I'll try restarting my PC to see if that fixes it

[reef hazel]

have you maybe considered seeing for any corrupted files thru

steam

or epic

[unreal tangle]

so how do the sell sessions work and do you get the public bonus?

[pliant veldt]

its a crew session where you do get the public bonus

[pliant veldt]

yeah you're right, same thing is happening to me

[unreal tangle]

i have no idea how the bonuses work

[pliant veldt]

the bonus is this: the more players, the more your businesses sell for

[winged flare]

2.5% increase on the base sale value for every player up to 20 players max

[pliant veldt]

so up to 50% bonus on sells

[unreal tangle]

im sceptical to public sales after someone orbital cannoned my bunker sell

i got mad

but at the other hand i gotta respect the hating

[pliant veldt]

damn, that was absolutely excessive what that guy did

[solemn stratus]

I’ve done the last two sessions and made bank from being in them and even made almost 500k extra on a full bunker cause of the sell session so I can attest that they are probably the safest way to get the public bonus on sells

[solemn stratus]

And that sounds like a miserable person to go that excessive

[pliant veldt]

I have been doing them for a very long time and they have helped me make millions

[unreal tangle]

how much is orbital cannon shot

defo more then the slight amount of money you get for destroying stuff

[solemn stratus]

The sell sessions and help in them helped me get the last millions I needed to get one of the new mansions

[gloomy ibex]

It's quite good earnings helping people sell, too.

[solemn stratus]

Im not sure how expensive the orbital cannon is I know it depends on if you do auto targeting or manual but I have yet to ever fire my orbital

[pliant veldt]

auto targeting is 750k

[solemn stratus]

I just have used it to occasionally watch people drive around from above and that’s all lol

[pliant veldt]

security in the facility can also do that if I'm not mistaken

[unreal tangle]

so the selling starts in like an hour

[unreal tangle]

or just tv

[pliant veldt]

oh right, I forgot it starts in 1 hour lol

[solemn stratus]

Gonna be the one time I miss out on it cause I’m working

Well one of many but yea

[pliant veldt]

I legit thought it started an hour ago lol

well I can still start the session and source what I need for Hangar

for those who don't know how to join the crew session, here are the steps on how to do so

[unreal tangle]

whats ur name

i can help i gotta wait for my buissnesses to finish up production anyway

[pliant veldt]

just make sure your targeting is set to free aim

[azure river]

yo mjt you made a session?

[pliant veldt]

yes

[azure river]

mtj*

[nocturne widget]

an hour earlier session?

[pliant veldt]

I'm just at my mansion rn doing the bonuses from yoga and chin-ups

[azure river]

i am just gonna source some stuff

[unreal tangle]

im trying to join you but im stuck on the goddamn wheel

[pliant veldt]

almost all my businesses are full, which is good

[unreal tangle]

same here

[azure river]

dayum

[unreal tangle]

except the bunker cuz i need to finally get the upgrades

[pliant veldt]

wish I could have more stuff in the nightclub tho, cause I have only 440k in it

[gloomy ibex]

It will build up while you help other people to sell.

[pliant veldt]

tho since my bunker is almost full, I have an easy 1.3mil sell from it

[azure river]

ah man my bunker isnt even half full

[pliant veldt]

I need just 21 crates and my Hangar is full

I will souce some by myself, then I will require 2 people to join me

[unreal tangle]

im down

[gloomy ibex]

You are required to help other people to sell as well, of course.

[pliant veldt]

of course

ok, DOOM OST prepared since I have the "Destroy the _______ Base" mission

[azure river]

i only filled all my warehouses to a total of 57% i mma work on that

[gloomy ibex]

Guitar player is at Legion Square btw. 🎶

[unreal tangle]

what does this mean?

[gloomy ibex]

Just good vibes, it's not relevant really.

[unreal tangle]

so how do i help someone?

i was always a solo player so i have no idea how that works

[green heath]

u get a a mc or ceo invite

[normal crystal]

my natural habitat

[pliant veldt]

just 2 more crates to source and I will invite the 2 people

[azure river]

god i hate this source mission

[green heath]

you wont get it when you start source missions through the terrorbyte

[unreal tangle]

works with mansion too?

[pliant veldt]

once I source Hangar I do wanna source some for special cargo, even if I may not sell it

[green heath]

im not sure i think only with the terrorbyte computer not with the master controll terminal

[pliant veldt]

great, I got the Sandy Shores mission

haven't had that one in a while

[green heath]

need help?

im coming on right now

[pliant veldt]

as soon as I get that one crate, you can help

[green heath]

bet

[unreal tangle]

i can also help

better then goofing around

[pliant veldt]

alr 2 people can help me now

[green heath]

whats ur social

[pliant veldt]

this is everyone in the session

[gloomy ibex]

<-- eating

[green heath]

the session started already?

[pliant veldt]

it's more of a source session rn

it isn't a sell session unless @fleet lance pings in 23 minutes

[green heath]

ohh okay

joinin rn

[unreal tangle]

so will we have to switch sessions?

[pliant veldt]

no

this one will become the sell session

more people will join

get out of the Terrorbyte so we can start sourcing

you guys get the ones in Paleto/Desert, I will get the ones in the city

I will destroy the last jammer in the city once its the last one left so we can ensure the cargo spawns up in Paleto/the desert

[azure river]

dam that minigun almost had my truck xD

[pliant veldt]

made sure I shot way up so it wouldn't hit anything

[unreal tangle]

i can break them?

@pliant veldt

[pliant veldt]

yes

[green heath]

destroy the terrorbyte?

[pliant veldt]

yes

you will get here way faster in one of your own vehicles

@green heath be aware, right after you deliver this we are starting another source

[azure river]

oh alr

[green heath]

ive never had this mission lol

[pliant veldt]

also @green heath and @unreal tangle you can just drop the cargo on the roof of the hangar

[unreal tangle]

i was spamming E and nothing was happening

[pliant veldt]

if you get cargo from one of the boats, I will take it since I have a sea plane

@past canopy nice

damn we are lucky rn

[green heath]

theres one in sea

paleto bay

[pliant veldt]

yeah I can see

and ofc the cargo keeps flying up

oh wait no its not

[green heath]

how

[pliant veldt]

with E

alr 4 sources left and we are done with sourcing

damn they just all spawned on you @green heath

[unreal tangle]

whoops

[green heath]

ups

[pliant veldt]

damn you both went down

[balmy field]

<@&1324534951244464189> Reminder that there's an ongoing sell session for PC Enhanced - in order to join, set your targeting mode to Free Aim, and join crew members from the pause menu or Discord invites.

[reef hazel]

@balmy field helo

[molten lagoon]

wheres the invite?

[balmy field]

I'm not in the session so I can't do the invite

[umbral steppe]

omw

i actually have a week day off for once :))))

[untold heron]

how do i set my targeting mode

[elfin plume]

In story mode

[honest cave]

you can also change it from the main menu if you haven't loaded into online yet

[nocturne widget]

hmm this session supposed to be the selling session?

[ornate igloo]

Wait that exists? 0% chance of griefers too?

[elfin drift]

they grief they get banned and added to a list

so yeah as close to 0 as possible

[stone sundial]

Bruh

[elfin plume]

Can anyone send invite.

[ornate igloo]

Wskies

[stone sundial]

I am in another server

[elfin plume]

Nvm i joined

[ornate igloo]

Is it always open?

[untold heron]

onmw

[ornate igloo]

like o shit my acids finished, i can js sell?

[safe depot]

ping

[untold heron]

um where

[green heath]

what bruh

[nocturne widget]

yuh

[untold heron]

is it in the vc any vc

[elfin plume]

Same as in pic

[barren lantern]

how do i join?

[stone sundial]

I tried twice to join crew server but always end up in a random one

[honest cave]

controller settings

[winged flare]

#gtao-crew message

[winged flare]

do it this way

[stone sundial]

Okey

[winged flare]

join off of anyone here

[stone sundial]

I don’t have „my crews“

[umbral steppe]

mk2 kept locking on
made me nervous
i will rejoin in a bit

[stone sundial]

Oh wait

[untold heron]

going in ty for the help guys

[stone sundial]

I found it

[north elbow]

you guys should make a role just for the sell sessions

[untold heron]

and a lfg

[barren lantern]

invite me to ur ceo/mc if u need help

[crude grotto]

oh right sell session

[elfin plume]

is weed still 2x ?

[winged flare]

yh

[unreal tangle]

is there a way to check my amount of stuff in mc while being partner?

[north elbow]

cuz some of us have crew role just for the events like car meets and playlists

[elfin plume]

Nicey

[pliant veldt]

nope, sadly not

[ornate igloo]

I have a common curtousy to turn lock on off when i notice im locking onto somebody

[pliant veldt]

but last 2 sources after @green heath delivers the cargo

[azure river]

damn 15 people already

[raven crane]

Forgot it was friday lmao

[pliant veldt]

damn we did it so fast I still have to wait a bit till I can source again

[untold heron]

can someone inv me

[unreal tangle]

im pretty sure i should have everything full

[untold heron]

to ceo

[umbral steppe]

yeah that dude was prob gonna blow me up, he apparently needed the hauler prize more than me

i will try for sweater pirze in a pub

[pliant veldt]

only get in the heli, then get out

[unreal tangle]

wait a minute

richman villa?

[winged flare]

theres no pvp in these sessions unless mutually agreed to

[ornate igloo]

Are sell sessions always open

[pliant veldt]

they happen only on fridays and saturdays(depending on time zones)

[winged flare]

as long as you're in the crew and set it to active you can join

[pliant veldt]

but yeah, anyone can join

[ornate igloo]

Where do I join crew

[pliant veldt]

@unreal tangle my heli has space for 2 people

[tardy adder]

use this comand

[ornate igloo]

Ok so im in, imma set to free aim, like how do i join in then after

[elfin plume]

Guys is high demand bonus 2 or 2.5% per player ?

kk

[unreal tangle]

im a lucky dude today arent i

[ornate igloo]

thx

[elfin plume]

Sold acid for 527k in 20 player

[untold heron]

are we in vc?

[winged flare]

2.5, up to 20 players = 50% total bonus

[old raptor]

Hellooo

[elfin plume]

Alr

[unreal tangle]

is there ceo limit in crew sessions too?

[pliant veldt]

@green heath is it bugged?

[green heath]

ye

[pliant veldt]

just explode yourself

[unreal tangle]

experminet

[ornate igloo]

the join weont work, it keeps loading

infinitely

[pliant veldt]

damn

[unreal tangle]

well thats dumb

[ornate igloo]

gotta love rockstar, imagine how much worse joining a session in GTA 6 will be

[unreal tangle]

so what theres just nothing we can do

because the dumbass crate bugged

[old raptor]

Just one?

[unreal tangle]

yeah

we cannot source the final crate

[pliant veldt]

just destroy it

[unreal tangle]

so one more?

[pliant veldt]

yes

[unreal tangle]

then we can sell my mc

[ornate igloo]

how the fuck do i get in, theres no way for me to join

[pliant veldt]

I can source the last crate

[pliant veldt]

this is how

[winged flare]

can you not join off of someone in the my crew -> members section

[unreal tangle]

isnt the session just full?

[winged flare]

23/30

[pliant veldt]

nah there's a limit of 30 players

[unreal tangle]

let me help you

[green heath]

mtj

[unreal tangle]

???

[pliant veldt]

I can source it by myself

[ornate igloo]

Good news, it says it fucking private

[pliant veldt]

you can just use a heli in this mission

[ornate igloo]

fuck there it let me

goddamn rockstar and their idiot proof systems

[pliant veldt]

how??? you should be able to join

[split mirage]

Anyone help me sell?

[pliant veldt]

you don't see any of these people in the menu?

[ornate igloo]

nah rockstar js tried to pmo and fuck around for no reason for a solid 5 minutes

[polar parrot]

That YPR-765-NL is a noob

[old raptor]

If i joined this fucking MC just to source shit i'm out

Im sorry this is a sell session

[old raptor]

Join you coward

[polar parrot]

I’d love to but I’m at work

[old raptor]

No orb

[split mirage]

Anyone wanna help me?

[ornate igloo]

is there a griefer in, heard explodey

max number of ceos. fucking why does that feature exist

oh and somehow others are registering but i cant

ofc

this is pathetic

[pliant veldt]

@green heath you can destroy the mules(if there are multiple of them)

[ornate igloo]

whyd rockstar ever make that a feautre

am i do sell if somebody invites me

someone invite me to their ceo pls

[unreal tangle]

we only need one?

[ornate igloo]

BRO HOW ARE PEOPLE REGISTERING AS CEOS AND MC PRESIDENTS AND I CANT

dawg

[pliant veldt]

no, take that one

[ornate igloo]

MTJ can you invite me to ur MC club please

ts is pissing me off, people registering and somehow i cant

[unreal tangle]

man this music should be illegal

[pliant veldt]

I can't since I'm sourcing hangar

[ornate igloo]

of fucking course i cant do my own sell missions as a prospect

js a give fuck u from rockstar overall

selective features huh

lemme guess GTA+ members can register as CEO but I cant

mhhm

[pliant veldt]

@green heath @unreal tangle thanks for helping me source

[unreal tangle]

help me with mc now?

max number

fuck

[pliant veldt]

no, anyone can join, you just cant rn since the ceo/mc limit is empty

[green heath]

nice shirt btw

[unreal tangle]

thanks

[ornate igloo]

im literally watching real time, people register as CEOs as we speak

[unreal tangle]

man thats annoying

[old raptor]

Why

[pliant veldt]

oh no

I got the Titan source mission

shit

[ornate igloo]

ugh naked old people disgust me

[winged flare]

you do realise they just spend the entire time you spend here complaining spamming it to snipe a spot

[pliant veldt]

I will rejoin in a bit