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Gold
Can't park there mate

I haven't even gotten in yet
still can't park there
bro tried to hide on the maze tower so I just used the thermal trick
epic trolled
WHERE
Im going to park whever I like, and Im going to like it
is mike
mike left
hes using off radar a ton 
go after uuoc
do the person above you
yay got the achievement
@real saffron you wanna source some cargo for levi?
felt satisfying
I am become arrive
i too
is it worth making another mug of tea

amazing
goog
another $567,000 to the bank 
now for weed, and it better not be the one with the passenger
its the passenger
6 people in session but i see 5

yeah nice try Opal

one may be in their mansion
he thinks im joking
Hmmm
TOLD YA!
im the passenger
The RRocket is amazing
jeez
thats why I don't use bikes, cause I know Im going to be a victim to myself
What’s even funnier is that I killed a deer after that
But also having a passenger on that bike sees you lose ~40MPH
I'll leave Meth to another time, thanks for the help guys 
@old raptor what we doing?
You suddenly vanished so idk
cutscene for a reward 
I was going to call a plane out but 


I have to get going now 
very unfortunate :(

Sorey i have plans for today 
Wall just out here straight up terrorising the Festive Hauler
Is it because i had to go
why nots, I want the trailer
Dub, $40mil in the bank now and total earnings this week are almost $28mil

I could sell my nightclub and maybe have it reach $30mil, but it's not quite at full stock
acid lab goes soooooo fast if you boost production from wihtin the vehicle, then boost through phoning your AI assistant from mansion
not sure if they work together or just one counts, but it's noticable
they both count

by itself a fully upgraded Acid takes 90 minutes, add the Mansion boost it's down to about 30 minutes, but with both it's done in 15 minutes
(assuming I read the info posted by TheProfessional on YT right) 
I also had the easiest Nightclub sell in a public session, I was at the drop off in like 2 minutes

and that one time I go to sell Meth in a solo lobby it gives me a single truck
still, I'll take that $30mil I grinded this week alone
don't miss out the 300k for winning adversary mode
or the $250K for doing a HSW Trial
do actually need to find someone to do the Adversary modes with, but that's a when I wake up problem
the list above includes hsw
btw apparently you don't get paid if you do the time trial in someone else's vehicle - you complete it and can't do it again lol
yeah but that was before the weekly location reset 
tbh i wasn't looking that closely, that white background hurts my eyes lol
that's okay, you weren't to know
Excel is like the only program I somehow don't use dark theme on
yeah excel is tricky, need to do it manually, can't just apply dark theme lol
so it was done manually? lol i don't have to patience to track my money that way, it grows at the speed it grows lol
yeah I just enter what I made from the major sell missions
I don't take into account the bills paid out of your account every 48 minutes
or smaller earnings such as payments for being part of an Organisation or MC club
yeah, you turn the game into a job lol
@fleet lance quick question, when will we have a race session? last one was pretty long ago, on the 27th of September actually
so little more than 3 months ago
Yeah planning on doing a playlist next, I've just been kinda busy
mainly asked since I just now made a new rally race
Oh, wanna share?
yeah, name is Chilliad 400
it's around Chiliad and Raton Canyon
one of the parts of the race is on the highway, with several items blocking the way
it's basically a moose test for cars
Would it be possible to increase the player limit? Trying to use 16 or preferably 30 for playlists
I could
in fact, I can update it rn
since I am on
time to test it again
alright I added some new things
@fleet lance it has been updated
if needed, lmk and I can go make some more races/deathmatches and such
but be aware, I'm not a professional at that
Sweet
Good morning everyone 🙂
well, good morning to you, since it's half past 4 pm here lol
Thank you lol & damm lol
@polar parrot Are you there?
Define there?
I was I’m just in the men’s room
Be right with you
Is the Finnish chap joining us?
what are you gonna hop on?
We're gonna do a casino in a bit
and some cayos maybe
mmMMMm
are you joining us
I've genuinely never done casino before
what method are you guys doing? I'll watch a video
or I can just wait until cayo. im real professional at cayo 
Never had anybody to run it with
you think I'm gonna victimize myself in the LFG channels?
fuck it, we ball
I'm in the crew session
I am have arrive
I'm just doing some cayo preps
can invitational me if you need halp
sure
I’m the same, I have my heist still all set up for the Big Con 
I thought you were a pro at cayo
Can’t park there mate
if you were really trying to save time on preps you'd park in the canal
I’m gonna grab a coffee and some breakfast then jump on for shenanigans
nah then mk2 falls off
because the kostaka keeps bouncing all over the place
Or park in the middle of city but all preferences
I dont really like mid-city, gets too much attention
alamo is pretty nice though
I gotta go buy the upgrades for the weed I forgot to do it
this guy
Hop on VC
I have doomsday act III setup If I remember correctly, that'd be fun 
surely theres no way for that to go wrong
I was legit thinking about that and if we’d run all heists back to back to back 
Oh I can reset it to act 1, I kinda wanna replay it
I’ve done it once years ago
im down
doomsday cmm 
we're not rn
genuinely how
already said
casino heist is the best heist, outside of the mantrap bug
in 5 years youve never had a second player to do it with?
impossible 😭
I don't wanna ever do any cmm after already doing it once {7 really}, because people keep flopping mid-way through
oh yea mantrap definitely turned me away a ton as well
would grind it if they would just fix it
@steep crown Network error / targeting mode
do not want to deal with changing settings just for 1 part of the heist
whats the targeting mode
Change targeting mode in story mode and ocme back
set it to assisted a
game is really fucking stupid with targeting mode matchmaking sometimes
full I believe
usually it does
but sometimes
it says
"wrong mode, fuck off"
swapped, loading back to online.
fuck ass game
had

I dont instance pvp, my non-instanced KD is 1374:1

no like freemode pvp doesnt count for kd
thats what I mean by instance pvp
I dont need money
I have everything
yeah sorry I had to spam it
because
small indie company™
imagine needing casino to buy shit
but, what if someone else wants you to have money

its bugged
gg
I cant
dont piss me off
I'll walk right into the cops
me getting into the chopper
would be a shame if I jumped out rn huh
ladder launching?
nah just animation state freeze
ladder launching would have been exponentially more the funny
Imagine doing it infront of people who don't know how to do it after telling them "follow me" and flying away
thats why we love the casino heist
was it worth it
yes
best $350 he ever spent

people would just afk for hours and hours
and you cant really punish em for that either

and you cant measure actual voice activity because nobody wants a bot to constantly be monitoring them
"What's wrong with her now?"
Im going to make a new color, the only way to get rid of special vehicles is to sell them since you can't replace them or make dead spots with them 
do we think neon green would fit
idk
I joined a public lobby on my second characters, and since I have Voice Chat on in case I need to ragebait anyone I hear this kiddo who clearly hasn't setup push to talk and it's just background noise 
you can knock him over if you whack him with c4 or grenade
no I mean you literally just whack him
not blow him up
WHAT
WHEN
im deleting my account
dogshit game
meh its fine you dont neeeeed to kill him
you don't even need to kill anyone in the compound
if you're fast enough but you end up skipping a lot
Isnt that like really hard to do after the rework they did on him, its easier to fill him with lead
yea they only just told me they apparently patched it in mansion update
err
money fronts
I mean depends if you run it solo or not, and since I run it solo I already have secondary loot from the airstrip so just need to get the primary
solo is 
you cant avoid killing when you have other people
no there are genuinely some places that you have to kill
even if you spend 30 minutes trying to wait for them to move somewhere else
lmfao
let me go make another coffee
before this starts
ready
3 cash for 3 people? no
3 cash 2 gold?
1 painting
thats enough for 3 bags, we good
cash is 25 each, painting is 50
gold is 66 each
One person grabs both gold
Another grabs the remainder of the gold and cash
Last grabs painting and whatever cash is left
is the painting at least in main tower?
even better

automod go brrrt
I said c**k closet
im sure you can figure it out
basically I'll hit main obj and painting while you guys hit the storage closets
then I'll sweep the rest
Woody
thats some projection if I've ever seen it
I only keep skeletons in my closets
we can do airport, we just wont hit the elite
this is kosatka entrance?

no it does time out
for whatever reason
yea
5m and it screams at you
if we're doing airport with woody we need longfin
otherwise kosatka is fine
but I'll say rn if we do airport we wont hit elite
like it isnt impossible but we'd really have to lock tf in and it would be a margin of like 7 seconds
Hmm, kyle pearico
driving will take quite a bit and we would have to avoid a lot of patrols
I mean yeah either way if we hit the airport we're burning the elite so
if ya want to do that

so we hitting dock storage?
I know what im doing?
I never hit docks bro
these are like so off the beaten track
lmfao
I was grabbing snow
what happened

airstrip is much simpler
but that dock has coke
and coke is 50
I genuinely never touch docks
we do
I was grabbing it
its legit that first shed
just 1
so whoever grabs at dock needs another fill
remember to grab bottom first
coke
we're so back
Im grabbing painting
so
fill up
im hitting tower and main obj
just need gate keys and cards, then we should be fine to split up to fill. 2 people on storage 2 people on tower
got too close to a patrol boat
it wasnt airport that got us
the body at airport was fine
I've done it hundreds of time
patrol boats dont detect you in longfin
if you're in a stolen boat
different story
me and 1 other tower but we're detected
yea tower is main obj you dont take the elevator though, just grab safe
elevator has double the hacks
we have checkpoint after detection

longfin just makes life so much easier, thats why I advocate for it
not many people know that because not many people end up in that situation
not really your fault
i prefer waiting for the weather to be freezing to do my laundry
neighbors piss me off I just frisbee my shirt at em
im just pulling aggro
exactly, hitch the boat then AWOL yourself
you can do it solo or group
doesnt matter
@steep crown this one
I use the same mic
can you tell
this is first try wdym
main
you just turn left straight to airfield, then circle back down to drainage
bunch of goofy mfers
see? longfin goated
you can run into patrols
show em who is boss
im grabbing 1 coke 1 painting
had is genuinely gonna beach the boat
you guys better hurry
who's going tower with me?
had?
or duck
mk
me and woody on tower then
cause im getting painting in basement
woody you wanna lead or me
at least we have a good checkpoint
lmfao
idk if this will help or not for reference
keys?
really bad rng
the outside guards can
unsafe to kill
no
OMG

getting a bike is gonna be more difficult
this is literally the shorter path

now had can buy a mansion
he won the game finally
HOW POOR ARE YOU BRO
yeah only 12m
this guy didnt even get the discount

we totally could have had elite

I think I have a cayo prepped as well ngl
3 gold or 4 gold
thats enough
thats plenty
gold is 66 each
paintings are 50 each
2 paintings
oh
i misheard
just run with less people
I can take a break
more efficient
taking a break @ me when needed
I'll be deafened

idk what im doing
I take a little break
My back hurts
I wanna do something fun when i come back these heists got me bored as hell
damn understandable from all that carrying you bin doin


If not for jesus we wouldn't have done it
You should kept the part where the nade goes off inside the cutscene
While we open the gate
that part was completely clientside just fyi
we couldnt see it
lmfao
yeah I just use shadowplay
I have all my audio routed through a virtual mic device which I have setup with shadowplay
so I can keep all my channels and EQs properly separated
I could do that
so system audio muted within shadowplay, and then its all pushed through the virtual mic device which is set to always enabled
What bitrate do you use the default is way too goddamn high
A minute video is like 500 megabytes

thats interesting
I'd just disable desktop capture
you just kinda have to make sure you have auto-scanning for games enabled in the nvidia app
I wanna use it for recording discord aswell in case someone decides to drop racial slurs in vc
think I fixed it now
https://www.reddit.com/r/operabrowser/comments/y2odb6/opera_gx_stops_nvidia_shadowplay_from_working/
First comment is a legend
you can manually add discord as a "game" in the app and I think it will let you record it

Oh that's cool
thats how it differentiates different games in the output directories anyways
manageable
I try to stay in the habit of trimming my clips down whenever im finished a session so that also helps a lot
emphasis on 'try'
What do you use for quick trimming
lossless cut
I used to use the old version of microsoft photos cause it was super convenient
but its full of bugs and I found out it completely strips all color information from processed media
for whatever fucking reason
so every so often I'd have clips that would be super whitewashed
I'm getting my warehouse staff to source crates then I'll go take a shower whilst AFKing
rubber band around controller stick is 🐐ed
I just put my controller upside down
oh right you guys use controller
Rich
I alternate between both
Just has a controller to turn upside down to afk
mainly controller for the flying and driving
Skill issue tbh
I used to be a console player after all
That's why I'm low rank in gtao on pc


I don’t know can’t hold a controller innit
I can fly with one hand 
Yeah so can I
Prove it
Just turn the controller sideways
damn bro using the ancient pro cod strats
kids that would have their controllers upside down and shit
quickscoping in lobbies
Well yeah I’m from that time lol

You sure you're not from before that time?

damn
yeah but the one from Sudden Impact has more nostalgia
(that is how old my movie and music taste is btw)
enjoy
steals 
Lmk how that goes for you
it exploded 
gg
sure!
I can help in about 10-15 minutes
but I will need to leave for work in just over an hour
sure
hang on gotta change my target mode back
these noobs were using full assist earlier
fake pc players
relying on aim assist is really funny but not a ton I can do as they are stubborn players
gotta sending the invite to me again
because invites are tied to sessions
for some weird reason
controller on pc 🥀
@ me when you do going to refill all my bevvies
Meanwhile I still used manual targeting when in those sessions 🤣🤣🤣
@simple solstice I invited you a few times already 
real npcs just /kill all the pc players
I told you to @ me when you did cause I was away
and even if i am here the game just decides randomly to not show invitationals
I am have arrival
you can start
am arrivaled
Counterfeit
was texting
texting while driving gg
I mean usually I can do both at the same time just fine but I had 7 people messaging me at once
gg
you're cooked
my hangar has been bought since March and I still haven't gone there either


worse than me not having done casino
that wasnt to troll you
the guy on the ground was getting up

How long does it take for one buy of supplies to become stock
In what
Because it feels like it’s taking a long time
acid?
for which business?

@simple solstice Wanna rob a casino?
Im not sure im the best person to take since I literally did my first run earlier with the guys
Tf
How long have you had that
🪞
finished a Bunker sell mission right before the time that I needed to log off
now to go work my actual job and maybe come back later to play a bit more 
yea we legit just did it
Ah, must’ve bought the casino during one of those times diamonds was guaranteed or something
Right, but how is everything already completed
Black magic
hi
I've never once destroyed any stock

Its in good hands
It’s so draining to fly 😭
do barrel rolls in it
And I wanna start the meth sell mission straight after this
I’ll dunk it upside down
You saved the worst fucking route for me
Wow you two are still going
opal destroyed my entire bunker last night :(
Lol yea for sure
1.5 million down the drain
night before that he destroyed my 3m special cargo sale all 3 times
The perfect moderator
I took a 20 min break
Or something like that
I intended to take one of those
But it’s been like 2 hours
And I’m still spinning around while my staff cook up a bunch of illegal substances and guns
Opal mate how much money have you got
It feels like you have infinite money and you’re just doing side quests
In all fairness I am actually pretty poor in the grander scheme of things
We have been blessed
Ngl
I’m not sure buying the mansion is worth it
When I don’t have a lot of the businesses and barely any cars
buy it
mansion deniers will say its not worth, it is worth
fast travel, business boosts, security, and some buffs
thats really all you get out of it
Maybe I but mazebank instead?
the office?
Yeah
Huh
was like my 8th purchase on my new character
Why do I need agency
I’m talking about the ceo
and security contracts
Cargo
I love those short jeans
yea and im saying cargo / ceo work
is pretty damn bad
relative to everything else
so is agency
I was told I can just set my staff to get crates
not by a lot, but it fills over time
This
and the active missions pay exponentially more
I’ll explain in a sec
2 hours or so for your first time
yea first time will be slow unless someone runs through it with you
but after that you can expect around an hour-55 mins
Whats nice is you can run cayo, then run dre contract on your cooldown
and again, payphone hits and security contracts
a payphone hit takes like 5 minutes
if even
pays pretty good for the time spent
and you can just run as many as you want
@steep crown basically, the wall safe at your agency relies on you doing security contracts which require a LOT of grinding to make it worth it.
But nowadays with CEO crates, you can just get staff to source a crate for you while you can be busy with other things.
I’ve done around 100 security contracts, maybe like 70+? But the wall safe makes a lot of money for me

200 contracts is where it caps
so yea
but once you do that it pays pretty damn good
and thats still ignoring all the other shit agency provides

its objectively more useful in every regard than having some cargo that you can just afk
Im pretty sure the agency caps at 201 contracts, unless they changed that
That or you are talking about career
No, it’s 201
idk what Opal is on

When Im going to a mis-information contest but opal is there
my bad guys!
Opal your punishment is 5 Cayo pericos
I've been trying to get to 200 for months!
Months?! 😭
It’s not that long
because counting the first contract you're literally meant to do as part of the introduction to the agency
is so important
!!!
Pull your head out of your ass with your "erhm ackshually!" bullshit
But then again

Playtime is different
well a year
If I wanted to do it, I could probably do it in a day if I non-stop was being as productive as possible, not 200 but 100 seems doable
It’s on invite only
yea I can probably do 500 / day with my menu
its pretty good
I'd be worried if you couldn't do 500 with a menu, so thats a good sign
Wall do you have any favourite songs from the GTA5 radio?
no I hate the gta radio, its so annoying and I know basically all of the songs entirely off of it
fair
Do you have a favourite soundtrack/ost?
Why is little seoul the most recommended agency location
genuinely curious
Huh, well that's cool lol
would ppl be down to run a 4-man cayo, js need help prepping
yes I can help
m just have to finish this cayo
no more snow
Who’s recommending that?
Little Seoul is just cheap and near the middle

it has annoying stairs to climb
the faq guide
Its cheap and the most central, but the access is really obnoxious and its generally worth it more to just get Vesp Canals if you want it on that end of the city.
What about hawick
Imho its the best location overall but thats only under the assumption you also have other key businesses in that part of town, like the nightclub
Its right next to the highway, as well as every major roadway which means access is insanely good and you can just rip straight onto a major route immediately without any bs
its also the closest prox. to the final of Dre contract
not really super important but still pretty convenient
sold
I did some hangar crates they're pretty fun
some of them I can do in 3 minutes or so
I prefer hangar crates over ceo cargo by miles
I'll try to get them to the 70% bonus
but I have ptsd from hangar crates because when they had a massive bonus me and some buddies were legit grinding like
doing narcotics and chems
If you have people in your org you get more crates
the absolute most efficient way to do it is having 4 people and just nonstop running them of the same type
but 2 is also doable
It's way faster than 1 
yea, there are actually some quick ways to do it solo but still takes a long while and you do sales in between
It would take me about 9 hours to fill up 25 + 25 solo
you can cut that down to around 3 hours
assuming you're doing nonstop
and use a raiju
3.6 minutes per crate isn't doable
with cutscnes and going up to the office and all that crap
Not consistently though definitely
no not super consistently I'd say 5 hours is more a reasonable number for filling up completely
Some missions are in the city and it takes like 3 minutes just to fly there and back
the key to it is uptime, you mix in lower value crates
so you're constantly filling
hit breakpoints, sell the trash, keep filling
etc
Can't I just stick to two types of crates
depends how fast you source
How long is the cooldown
I am sourcing land but doing it with the raiju
its either 3 minutes or 5 minutes
The land missions seem simpler
also yes always source land
air missions are just

ok yeah I can come ferry some cargo but you better pull your weight, im getting tired of doing shit for people and then having them shit on me
I just dont want to stare at code anymore, my soul is drained
2 minutes and 40 seconds on this one
interesting
I got you
you in a crew sesh?

thanks, tips

I never accept invites from the main menu, only works 50% of the time
nope, invite me and get one started
good thing you have the mil hangar
also im not gonna push myself super hard, this stuff can be super draining
that's alright

what du hell was that
Accurate
its not gonna make me touch the barge is it
usually I just wait near the landing
ok thank god
hard to keep track of the shit r* "fixes"
what is this shit ass mission
Which one
makes you take the sub to the truck, then cue shitty long animation of "unloading" into the truck
alamo
wow
and expects you to drive the damn truck
yea its the suck
on this next one im gonna make some tea
Go ahead
I'll make a coffee on the next one aswell 
I never like random sourcing, always get the most random shit which means low / no bonuses
but its still better than nothing
I cba to grind for 400 crates
each crate is in a different spot
they dont show up until you're practically on them
and usually you can see the glow against the ground
but the snow 
I can’t wait for it to go
just a few more hours..
And then I can go back to enjoying the game's beautiful night life
That sun…
You can source for 25k?

Per crate or what
for the hangar, yeah
yea you can
it’s random, between 1-3
Not bad
but its completely random what crate you get
I think
and 1-3
How long does it take for one
just fill it till it’s max
that’s what I’m doing now

And do you have to keep requesting
yeah
This is sort of addicting ngl
But I’ve got GTA+
I don't like it
so I can just do it via phone
you have to keep requesting, and in my experience its like a 97% chance to get one crate

again, just fill it up to max
spending 3 minutes sourcing on your own

320 hours later
Better ways to make money imo
5% bonus for each type
I don’t mind

I’ll do the same with the special crates
I have 4 businesses I need to sell btw 
Or we can do the dr dre thing if you wnat idk
Which ones
oh damn you did both of them
how did you manage that
I shot your jet
I dont need crates
when I need something I'll call on you
but we're fine to keep this pace going
oh fuck off
ok fucking off
Iu thought it was the alamo oone
starts a source
goes afk
lmfao
the one mission worse than alamo
fucking
paleto
yea it doesnt render unless you're in the area when the truck is blown
funny little bug
last one
when you source, do you get 3?
also can you guys help me sell my weed?
but the cooldown also increases respective of how many crates are sourced
it's full rn
guess they dont want help selling
Why would I let a sink in
If theres a bipedal sink at my front door I think I've got bigger things to worry about
To wash your problems away

No
Sorry.. My dad came in to tell me to come downstairs to eat :(

gg
Good morning Crew how are u today its monday we all love mondays
we hate mondays
we are staying up all night and tanking work tired 
Production?
It’s Monday for me
And I’ve been soooo bored at home
Shame we missing the opportunity to host something in the snow @suz
Yeah, though I'm under the impression that most people dislike the snow 😆
It’s the most magical time of the year 
Is the snow gone already?






