gtao-crew

[polar parrot]

5min pffft

[old raptor]

no

[elfin osprey]

Thabks for the big help guys !

Thanks*

[tardy adder]

are you guys still selling?

[steep crown]

yo @polar parrot how do I make enough money for the mansion

[polar parrot]

Depends what you have currently?

[steep crown]

In terms of businesses?

[polar parrot]

Yeah

[steep crown]

Bunker, meth, kosatka

casino

[polar parrot]

Weed?

[steep crown]

arcade I mean

haven't bought weed

cash ans coke

[old raptor]

[polar parrot]

If you ahve the money I would grab weed it’s currently 2x

40% off as well

[steep crown]

is it worth it

2x production speed or just selling

[polar parrot]

If you ahve smoke in the water it sells for 850k

[polar parrot]

Just sales

[steep crown]

I remember buying the car wash but I don't think I got the other one

[polar parrot]

I can chuck you some money tomorrow if you’ll be on late

Also Cluckin bell currently if you do one time as leader and one time as associate you get 500k bonus

So extra 1mil

[steep crown]

Yeah I'm on around this time, roughly 2-3 hours earlier I got on

[steep crown]

Yeah I saw that but i never bought autoshop on this account

[polar parrot]

Don’t need autoshop mate lol

They’re free missions

[steep crown]

Oh cluckin bell

[polar parrot]

Just go to the big V

Yeah

[steep crown]

alright

am I gonna be able to do them with randoms though

[polar parrot]

Also the new Avi missions

Pays 625k on hard

Plus the 1st time award bonuses

[polar parrot]

Just do it solo

We can then do the finale tomorrow and you can be my associate

[steep crown]

Oh I can do it solo, nice

Hell yeah mate!

[polar parrot]

But those things will get you a few mil

I can chuck in a Cayo as well

You’ll be cooking with gas

[steep crown]

What sorta cars are you driving with this snow

[polar parrot]

I haven’t played much tbh

I don’t find it to difficult just have to go a bit slower round corners

[steep crown]

Yeah... the understeer feels like I'm driving a civic

This guy yaps too much

But I can't even hear what he's saying for some reason

[polar parrot]

My game does that sometimes I have to push the mouse keys in on my laptop

[steep crown]

Why are man's arms so spread out

Like gymbros

[polar parrot]

Probably has something to do with the big armor you’re rocking lol

Plus the suit that looks too small

[crude grotto]

"we got a problem bruv?"

[steep crown]

alright game

that's one way to tell me "should've never tried to play this game again"

[simple solstice]

Do you have agency

[steep crown]

Nope

Btw does gta enhanced have fsr 4 support

again?

[dusty reef]

only FSR1 and 3

[steep crown]

sad

fsr 3 sucks for image quality and there's lots of ghosting

I might need to turn rt off for this game otherwise it'll keep crashing

[simple solstice]

Boost acid lab, run a cayo, then just b2b cluckin and the new avi missions in between cayo cooldown

probably the fastest way you can make money

and ofc thats assuming you're keeping your other businesses stocked up

[steep crown]

I'll try that but ngl I don't think I could keep that up for more than 2 hours

I like having fun not just grinding

[gloomy ibex]

**G**rind **T**he **A**ssets **O**nline

[pastel minnow]

oh yah does anyone want help supplying and prepping before the next sell session

[mellow void]

No way

[celest lake]

[marsh hollow]

why do I keep getting pinged from here

Who’s ghost pinging me

[pastel minnow]

its crew pings

[green heath]

is there a crew sell session today? i missed the last one

[fleet lance]

Yeah, <t:1766815200:R>

[green heath]

thank you

[pastel minnow]

how does someone join the crew

[mellow void]

they type in /joincrew, and then it will prompt for a username, they enter their in-game user and get the CREW role here to chat in #gtao-crew

[pastel minnow]

tysm!

[pastel minnow]

when is the sell sesh

[green heath]

should be now

[pastel minnow]

who's in it rn

[celest lake]

Did it even started?

[pastel minnow]

idfk

i can js start one rn

[celest lake]

Where is sova?! @fierce walrus

Start the session

[fleet lance]

Can someone post a game invite please?

[pastel minnow]

ykw ima js make one

[fierce walrus]

now join me

[pastel minnow]

ah nvm

[fierce walrus]

who need help[ sel

[pastel minnow]

me def

[celest lake]

Wait let people join so u can get extra bonus

[pastel minnow]

oh yah im waitin

[lost sinew]

G'afternoon from Korea! this is Joe 'sleepy' Brandon, CEO of LETSGOBrandon. we are looking to hire associates to sell coke for our dear boy Hunter very soon. first, we will sell assorted hangar cargo solo. god bless the thing and stuff!

[fleet lance]

<@&1324534951244464189> Reminder that there's a sell session for PC Enhanced starting now - in order to join, make sure to set the crew as your active one, and use targeting mode Free Aim.
Please be considerate and disband your CEO Organization/MC Club when you're not actively using it, as there's a limited number of VIP slots available.

[waxen creek]

[glacial yarrow]

[pastel minnow]

js disable role pings lol

[fleet lance]

Or block me 🥲

[waxen creek]

it doesn't work quite like that, not with it not being 1987

[pastel minnow]

oh well

[real saffron]

afk for hdb

[split mirage]

Who's in the session?

[green heath]

6 people so far

[celest lake]

I'll join soon enough

[pastel minnow]

im in rn

[azure river]

yoooo

anyone increw sesh?

who do i join to get in the session

[pastel minnow]

im in rn

[azure river]

alr alr

[green heath]

you can join through me

[magic lark]

how many pepole are crew sell sesh

[green heath]

i think we are friends

[fierce walrus]

alright

[azure river]

yoo this i get this too sometimes

its so random when that crash happens

[green heath]

8 right now

[azure river]

but i changed to fullscreen and 120 hertz

havnt had that crash yet

[fierce walrus]

@fleet lance you aint even in game yet bro

[azure river]

dam ig first session is the only one with like what 30-40 people?

[celest lake]

Should I join

[green heath]

yeah i missed the first session

[fierce walrus]

please fill onegaishimasu

[fleet lance]

I really shouldn't be awake right now, so not gonna join 🙂
I meant posting a game invite here, so I can pin it

[celest lake]

Wakatta. Orewa sugoeee

[green heath]

how to post that on here

[fleet lance]

You should have the option if you're using the desktop client

[azure river]

i cant sell special item with normal special cargo

that sux

[magic lark]

anybody selling rn or we wating on 20 peps

[azure river]

i am selling second session not many join

everyone just joins the first session

[magic lark]

with the 10 pepole

?

[coarse raptor]

Insane

[azure river]

bruh i think my game bugged out again

[split mirage]

This is as good as it gets

[fallow shuttle]

we in vc anywhere, ya filthy criminals?

[azure river]

transaction pending after i click confirm on sell

now i am stuck in this screen

[pastel minnow]

its at 5 vips rn

[azure river]

anyone else had this glitch recently?

[split mirage]

Yeah. Happens all the time

[magic lark]

you left

[azure river]

had to

my screen froze

only transaction pending loading it but it never loas

loads*

[split mirage]

Connection issues I think

[azure river]

man i got a 350 mbps wifi

no way in hell thats a connection issue from my side

[gloomy shuttle]

how do i join the session ?

[fallow shuttle]

cxlick event details to see more

[pastel minnow]

go to online -> crews -> this crew -> join off a member in the session

[azure river]

you cant sell special item with special cargo can you?

[magic lark]

you mean all in together?

anyone in a vc

?

[azure river]

ye

[carmine bridge]

Can’t seem to join a session with crew members

[azure river]

i wasnt able to

[lost sinew]

dang, got the titan for my full large warehouse sale. may need some air support y'all! do it for sleepy joe!

[fallow shuttle]

gtao crew i am in... are we in vc anywhere?

[magic lark]

where?

[pastel minnow]

its at 6 vips rn :p

[fallow shuttle]

im in mc ceo 5

[celest lake]

I'm stuck on a loading thing

[azure river]

welcome to my world ;D

[celest lake]

Ehh what?

[azure river]

i keep getting stuck on loading thing when i try to sell

[celest lake]

Ohhh bt I'm stuck n for that reason I can't join

[carmine bridge]

Is there a reason why I can’t join crew members? Game keeps taking me to another public session

[spark geyser]

Because join crew members doesn't work

Join from crew menu

[celest lake]

U joining others

[honest cave]

[west narwhal]

How do I know if the event is in Enhanced or Legacy?

[pastel minnow]

ykw this is good enough ima js start my sell mission lol

its at 9 vip

[celest lake]

Yeah I'm in

[celest lake]

U need help!?

[fleet lance]

It's for enhanced unless anything else is specified

[fierce walrus]

oh okay

[pastel minnow]

nah

[celest lake]

[carmine bridge]

I did join crew members but it’s not working.

[pastel minnow]

i js need ppl to be vip so i earn more $

[lost sinew]

damn lost it all. titan is impossible solo eh

[celest lake]

Alr

I'll be one

[pearl drum]

can some one help me sell mc plzz

[honest cave]

You're literally in a Crew session, why would you do it solo anyway 😭

[celest lake]

Sure invite

[azure river]

wait titan is that big cargo plane right

how targets you in that

[pearl drum]

tysmm

[honest cave]

not the big cargo plane, but it is one. It's the C-130

[celest lake]

Send invite in the lobby though n tell ur username

[pearl drum]

user is MTrycs

[azure river]

yea how you lose stuff in that?

[honest cave]

by getting shot down

it doesn't have weapons

[azure river]

by who?... isnt everyone in this session friendly

[celest lake]

Alr click on invite session players I'll join

[honest cave]

NPCs

[azure river]

never had that once..

[fallow shuttle]

crew join vc mcx ceo 5

[azure river]

you cant sell special item all at once can you

[honest cave]

have you ever done a warehouse sale mission?

[azure river]

well i just did a 2.8 million now

[split mirage]

I've upgraded the plane. And with some menuvering I survived

[lost sinew]

npcs shot me down, so humiliating. its a very weak plane too for how huge it is

[pearl drum]

i cant invite u

[magic lark]

you can only sell the orgnial then the special

[azure river]

now i have to go back and sell the special items

[fallow shuttle]

we have 3 bunkers we want a 4th to join at minimum anyone else interesdted???

[celest lake]

In the lobby bro

[azure river]

Masterlarzy

[celest lake]

Yeh?

[azure river]

what the hell you breaking for that much criminal dmg

[patent flame]

Let’s mobilize

[celest lake]

Fire trucks 700k

[azure river]

oh

how much money you got from that curious

[celest lake]

35k

[celest lake]

Invite to mc

Let's sell trycs

[modest plover]

I can't join anyone in crew list

[azure river]

ig its best to stockpile all the special items

that was only 515k

[fallow shuttle]

cxrew we are in vc MC/CEO work 5

[modest plover]

can anyone inv me because joining from crew menu and crew members isn't working for me

[honest cave]

if only there was a crew vc to use

[spark geyser]

You're in the session

[fallow shuttle]

NO onews is there??

[honest cave]

wow!

[modest plover]

wait it shows 15 but I see only 2 me and dragon

[spark geyser]

Leave your mansion

[green heath]

probably because ur both in a mansion

[split mirage]

Need help selling special cargo please

[modest plover]

okay thank you for telling me guys

[pearl drum]

omg

[azure river]

guys do i just sell special items now or is it better to stock pile em?

[fallow shuttle]

WE ARE in crew chat now

[pearl drum]

i couldnt see the boat and i crashed

[spark geyser]

Sell
They don't get a high demand bonus nor any stock bonus

[azure river]

;-;

[spark geyser]

Best to sell as soon as you get for afaik you can't get more than 1 of each type at once

[azure river]

i was not aware of that dam thanks for ifno

info*

[spark geyser]

And you'll get the most money from normal crates at the 111 so they can hurt that if you stockpile too

[pastel minnow]

@fierce walrus tysm for ur help king

[azure river]

yea thats why i only got 1.9 in my sell yesterday at one of my warehouses ;-;

[fierce walrus]

@tiny elk if you wantt o see who needs help

[lost sinew]

sry labyrinth, had no idea i was dropping mines

[solemn stratus]

honestly need some help selling a full bunker on the sell session

[azure river]

give me 5 min last boat in mc sell

then i will help ya

[split mirage]

Need help selling special cargo

[celest lake]

5min

Alr inv

Who needs help

[split mirage]

I do

Special cargo

[celest lake]

@pearl drum Dude how muxh got?

[celest lake]

Inv

[pearl drum]

450k im so mad

[split mirage]

SC?

[pearl drum]

anybody want help selling btw

[azure river]

yo still need help?

[split mirage]

Me. Me

[celest lake]

MasterLarzy dont send frnd request direct send the invite in game

[solemn stratus]

yep

[pearl drum]

inv

[azure river]

drop me an inv

[split mirage]

You need to quit your mc

[celest lake]

Aww man ur plane got destroyed other it could've been 600-660k

[pearl drum]

tysm masterlazer

[celest lake]

Done

[split mirage]

Sent

[celest lake]

Yeh anytime its larzy though

[celest lake]

Invite to ur place

[azure river]

@solemn stratus can you send me a business inv?

[marsh hollow]

Stop ghosting pinging me whoever it is

[celest lake]

Dude wtf look where am I said to invite to ur place

[spark geyser]

Could use help on 4 MC businesses, but can help others in the meantime if everyone busy

[green heath]

bro i cant see anything

[pearl drum]

couldve invited us to the buisness at least, were half way across the map

[celest lake]

Yeh man

[split mirage]

Sorry. MB. I usually sell alone

[azure river]

unless we get dune buggy we should be good

[pearl drum]

its okay nobig deal

[celest lake]

[azure river]

dam your lucky gama

[fierce walrus]

I just fixed your sell mission Brohammad lmfao

guys invite @tiny elk if you want help

[split mirage]

You guys up for one more?

[celest lake]

Sure

Bt please invite to business

[split mirage]

Ty

[pearl drum]

if youll invite us to the buisness this time xD

[spark geyser]

Can't
Are they in a mansion?

[lost sinew]

LF1 to help sell weed. what is the best way to inv or get help?

[celest lake]

Press M hire associates

[fierce walrus]

bro is just there waiting

[split mirage]

I don't see the option to invite you to the warehouse

[spark geyser]

Are they in a mansion tho

[spark geyser]

You need to invite to terrorbyte parked outside

[pearl drum]

inthe interaction menu ibelive

[spark geyser]

It's not there for warehouses

[solemn stratus]

1.4mil thanks for the help man

[azure river]

No worry

[azure river]

need help with any other sell or nah?

[solemn stratus]

was making my way to my arcade to check really quick

[azure river]

alr alr

[solemn stratus]

looks like weed is almost full might as well sell it anyways then I should be good since all the other stuff I need to do can be done solo

[azure river]

alr alr

[split mirage]

@pearl drum @celest lake Thanks guys

[celest lake]

[split mirage]

Ok

Who needs help?

[pearl drum]

guys i gtg can i afk here or would you like for me to leave?

[fierce walrus]

ou're finally able to type here breo

[celest lake]

Be afk

[spark geyser]

Afk is fine just don't be a boss

[pearl drum]

yeah dw, btw if u want a tip for afking, do it on your nightclub safe, so it cant get full

[celest lake]

So we'll get 37% bonus?

[fierce walrus]

yeah

[modest plover]

can someone join my mc to sell coke

[spark geyser]

Bit hard when you left the session

[modest plover]

I joined again

it was a sting operation

had to leave cuz I was one guy thinking it'd be easy sale

no hiccups

bespoke nomads is my mc if anyone wants to help me out

[spark geyser]

Invite me I guess
Looks like another session where by the time I get help everyone's fucked off

[modest plover]

I'll join you afterwards

[azure river]

@solemn stratus i am gonna join brandon and help him out your sells are all done right?

[solemn stratus]

yea, at least the ones that need like help

I know I have my nightclub to sell but that is a easy solo in here

[azure river]

yea nc is always solo

@lost sinew send me an inv

[celest lake]

How many players now?

Weren't there 15 of them

[azure river]

i think 13 rn

[celest lake]

Anyone need help?

[simple solstice]

i need help

[celest lake]

Wait

I'll join back in my network got switched

[celest lake]

I'm in

[simple solstice]

I was joking

[celest lake]

You arr idiot

[simple solstice]

I expected you to at least ask me what I needed help with.

lmfao

[mellow void]

I need some as well

[celest lake]

Its gta crew session

[azure river]

we dont ask

[celest lake]

Ofc all players want help to sell

[azure river]

we just sell drugs

[simple solstice]

Thats nice

[patent flame]

You guys want help?

[mellow void]

honestly, I think its really nice people are so willing to help, makes it really easy to sneak bodies off at destinations while everyone is focused on the "main" objective

[celest lake]

Aw man I just denied the cayo heist

For this tyre puncture guy

[simple solstice]

true

[celest lake]

[simple solstice]

acting like you're a victim

smh

[celest lake]

[split mirage]

14

[azure river]

man lots of people this week

didnt expect second sell sesh to have 15-18 players

[simple solstice]

there were enough people for 2 sessions earlier

[reef hazel]

It's still Goin on??

[mellow void]

It really annoys me that "Tyre" and "tire" are sounded out the exact same

[azure river]

i mean that is a homophone for ya

[celest lake]

[green heath]

anybody free to help me sell bunker, coke and meth?

[modest plover]

@spark geyser what do you need help with?

[celest lake]

How to be afk

[real saffron]

@celest lake ty

[celest lake]

I gtg for 45min

[celest lake]

Anytime man

[real saffron]

run in circles using a macro from mouse/kb

[spark geyser]

4 MC sells

[celest lake]

Any other options?

[modest plover]

now>

[green heath]

open credits and slow em down

[real saffron]

i hear you can use mansion limo like taxi before

haven't tried it

[spark geyser]

Having a 3rd would be good but yeah I guess

[modest plover]

inv me to your mc

[green heath]

invite

now i got two invites😅

[celest lake]

Nvm dw I'll join again in 45min

[modest plover]

lmk when the sell starts

[green heath]

sorry didnt see you on the bike

[modest plover]

no worries

free taxi services anytime

@spark geyser dude I'm afk

[wispy ledge]

im free

[celest lake]

[spark geyser]

Ok
Didn't know sorry

[modest plover]

sorry for the added burden

[spark geyser]

Still free?

Can't invite to MC tho

Nvm you got someone else

[wispy ledge]

silent sniper sniped me

[lost sinew]

i just triggered a hangar sale then it changed to business battle nonsense...i hope its not all gone, this is so weird

[green heath]

@spark geyser i have to go my father needs something

[wispy ledge]

im free

[spark geyser]

Thanks for the help, was last sell

[modest plover]

shit sorry man

[spark geyser]

Shit happens, all g
It's shit flying weather I know

Tried to speed boost but slowed too much and killed engine lmao

Thanks for the help

[green heath]

slimboy could you close mc rq so that i dont get hit by your mc

a thanks nevermind

[lost sinew]

omfg this snow lost me a 3 mil sale

wtf kind of off road vehicle cant drive on snow

[modest plover]

how does the gooch spawn?

[spark geyser]

Min 2 players in a session 48 mins old

[modest plover]

and if that has happened

[spark geyser]

He should randomly spawn
Not 100% if you need to not be in a MC / organisation

[modest plover]

okay

[hollow spruce]

need to have cash on hand and essentially idle (although it doesn't take long)

[spark geyser]

Oh yeah the cash thing too
Forgor

[modest plover]

got it

[azure river]

is the session still going on?

[wispy ledge]

7 playres

[azure river]

dayum

[azure river]

oh man i feel you my warehouse truck also went off a bridge into water cause i couldnt turn in time ;-; its way too bouncy for a truck

i only lost 750k tho

[spark geyser]

The die hard event spawned if anyone needs the pistol btw

[steady niche]

got it 2 years ago

but i dont even use that pistol

ap pistol best

[dense schooner]

Hey guys

[celest lake]

Hi

Session still going on?

[dense schooner]

Master, how are you bud?

[celest lake]

I'm good how u doin

[dense schooner]

Just woke up cuz I couldn’t sleep!

[celest lake]

Well then hop on help people on crew session

[dense schooner]

Can’t not at my desktop till Monday this coming week!

[celest lake]

[celest lake]

So its not?

[tardy adder]

there are 5 people

[celest lake]

Ah it'll end soon then

[azure river]

yesterday was kinda nuts enough people for 2 sessions lol

[cunning ibex]

either or

Let me guess, PC only?

[south frigate]

Yes

[green heath]

cant believe that i missed yesterday was waiting whole week

[steep crown]

Did you get to sell todayv

There are 2 sell sessions but usually none of the mods are up to ping for the second one

[green heath]

i was there for the second one suz pinged

[green heath]

i got to sell mostly everything missed out on bunker and meth tho but thats okay

[steep crown]

I can help in a bit if you’d still like to finish those

[steep crown]

Oh that’s odd I didn’t get a ping

[cunning ibex]

Ofc

Ima say it again: platform discrimination at its finest

Jk lol

[green heath]

nah its okay, lmk if you need help with anything

[steep crown]

I need some help that’s for sure, I’m broke lmao

[steep crown]

Banned for telling the truth

https://tenor.com/view/corruption-is-not-bad-meme-meme-corruption-is-only-bad-if-im-not-involved-corruption-meme-dictator-meme-gif-14538211130605834739

[grizzled sentinel]

[azure river]

rip

[umbral steppe]

https://youtu.be/mZKMLC8zhHE

[cunning ibex]

I rescind my previous statement

[umbral steppe]

i hope this hpapens
that dang eyesore has been in construction since 2013

[solemn bison]

I dont think it will

Too many missions take place there in freemode

For the few that are in mission lobby, they could revert it to the old version

[umbral steppe]

you do make a good point

when are we going to get that entourage festive remix again? i keep missing out on the snowman livery for hte combat pistol

maybe snowy knows

[crude grotto]

Maybe they just complete it and forget about the missions lol

[solemn bison]

Considering what happened between the tow truck mission right before mansions.....

Its likely

[umbral steppe]

can u get last year's liveries like the santa w/ guns for the gallivanter baller (ST-D, i think) or did you have to unlock them last year?

[nocturne widget]

smbody down to sell my stuffs in public session?

[unreal tangle]

how to the sell sessions work?

[red comet]

Everyone joins, and people send invites to join their MC/CEO businesses, then sell missions run, with no danger of griefing. Usually 4 or 5 sells going on at once in a session

[unreal tangle]

at what hours?

[azure river]

fridays saturdays

check the server event page

[unreal tangle]

well it is saturday

[azure river]

and there was one

sell session for this week are all over

next week :D

[steep crown]

@polar parrot are we on for tonight

[primal trail]

any car meets happening ?

[polar parrot]

Yeah I won’t be on for a couple of hours though

[steep crown]

Ah dang

I get off work in about an hour or so

[polar parrot]

An hour from now?

I’m confused

[steep crown]

Yes

Im confused

[polar parrot]

That’s fine then

[simple solstice]

I'm confused

[azure river]

I am confused

[pliant veldt]

I'm thinking of buying the Alpha Z1. Since R* gave it a missile lock on jammer and it's one of the fastest propeller planes in the game, I could hunt with it

I would have to get immensely experienced with it, but I can do so

[polar parrot]

@grizzled sentinel what doing?

[grizzled sentinel]

wordle

[polar parrot]

Still?

[grizzled sentinel]

it's hard

[polar parrot]

Pretty easy one today

Or you’re on tomorrows already I guess

[grizzled sentinel]

no spoiler

[polar parrot]

Me and Haddeus are gonna play some grand theft automobiles

Wanna join?

[grizzled sentinel]

[polar parrot]

Is that a no

Oh you ahve your exam tomorrow actually

Fair enough good luck again

[steep crown]

join up

[polar parrot]

Hold on I’m grabbing some vault lazers

[steep crown]

alright I'll do a setup for cluckin bell

[red comet]

No doubt there. LOL. As you probably saw, me and fixed wing aircraft have a hate-hate relationship. I am much more suited to helis

[polar parrot]

Can you join me when you’re done, so I can keep targeting

[steep crown]

I love this game

[polar parrot]

Why you keep getting that?

[steep crown]

ionno

[polar parrot]

My laptop is ancient and I don’t get these things lol

[steep crown]

It is the game's fault I believe

I will try turning down some of the settings that should do it

[polar parrot]

You got conflict or corruption in your graphics setup according to ai

[steep crown]

Ask it about this specific error in rockstar games

Happens in rdr2 aswell

[polar parrot]

Maybe turn off ray tracing

Yeah it’s a r* games error

[steep crown]

Yeah that's what I did\

[polar parrot]

Delete Cache Files: Go to Documents\Rockstar Games[GameName]\Settings\ and delete files starting with sga_.

[steep crown]

It's been about 10 minutes so far so good

If it crashed again I'll do that

[polar parrot]

Join me then

[steep crown]

on setup

[pliant veldt]

good thing they also added the lock on jammer on a few helis as well

I once got griefed by a dude in his Deluxo while I was trying to do the Higgins Helitours mission to clear heat. I shot him out of his Deluxo and he tried to escape on a bike, but the Higgins Helitours heli still worked so I went after him and cut him down with the heli's propeller

[steep crown]

@polar parrot Im done

[polar parrot]

I sent you an invite

[steep crown]

Oh

what are we doing?

[polar parrot]

I have Cayo ready I’m about to ahve casino ready

[steep crown]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-alright-denzel-washington-training-day-gif-13273401

Invite expired

[polar parrot]

Then we can do your Cluckin bell

[steep crown]

invite straight to heist if you want

[polar parrot]

Sent again

Nah I just need to do Duggan

[steep crown]

Lmk when you're done

[polar parrot]

I’m done

Shall we jump in vc

[steep crown]

Yeah sure

[simple solstice]

if you guys need another hand lmk

im currently just standing on top of a mountain waiting for night time so I can hunt a yeti

[steep crown]

We're doing clucking bell

after this

[umbral steppe]

anyone doing it as host? i need to complete as member

[mellow void]

I can set it up really fast it you would like

will take me like a couple minutes since Im 3/5 done with setups

[umbral steppe]

i may need to restart

getting griefed bad

he joined my private mission too

[simple solstice]

Man are some of these kids ever sad.

[steep crown]

!gv

[elder grove]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @steep crown

[umbral steppe]

on point.

hazard and ghilliemaster both did vids on it

litearlly all i did was pull my ethernet cable out to disconnect from teh death loop

no mean chats nothing

SwitchEmUpCHOP was the one doing it

last 3 words are accurate, first word in the screen name may be off

[simple solstice]

Anytime it happens be sure to report them.

Rockstar is surprisingly proactive against cheaters when they're actually reported

[umbral steppe]

i've observed the absolute opposite :(

i did though

i keep a standing invite to a doomsday heist bc the explosions loops don't work if ur in there

and warp to it via job invite ;)

[simple solstice]

weird... every cheater I've reported was dealt with within 5-10 minutes

[mellow void]

That wasn't due to you though

Thats because they are using the worst bypass in existance, and get removed in that time span

[simple solstice]

I never said it was?

[mellow void]

Im just giving some side notes, its just you said you reported them and they got removed

Reports do very little in gta sadly :(

[simple solstice]

Its pretty coincidental when I'll see them griefing and teleporting around the map for 30+ minutes and then within 5 minutes of me reporting they're removed

but no I dont have any sort of special treatment or permissions when it comes to removing cheaters or making reports.

[mellow void]

I wouldn't say that either because reports don't actually work

[umbral steppe]

new wave cheaters join priv sessions

its bs

im going to bedge ive had enough XD

8pm but i work at 5am

[mellow void]

snowball them

[umbral steppe]

man id love to

oh u mean like actual snowball?

dat too

[mellow void]

what did you think I meant

[simple solstice]

I've heard that these cheating shits arent intelligent enough to actually use a VPN while they're harassing people online.

Sure would be a shame if something happened

Man I'd just hate to be in that situation

Bloody hell the cranes are after me again

[mellow void]

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

Im surprised you didn't blow up after hitting a crane head on with my cargo

[simple solstice]

I kept your cargo safe with the power of friendship

[mellow void]

Ill be running a cluckin bell as leader if anyone needs the award for completing it as a crew member, as well I have a couple things to sell

[crude grotto]

ill join if youre doing it on pce sure

[mellow void]

thats the plan, pce is the way

My discord invites aren't quite working properly so unless someone wants to start a crew session or invite, Ill wait for now

that or Ill open a crew session

[crude grotto]

i just started launching the game so i can if you havent already

[simple solstice]

Still?

[mellow void]

yea still doing it

no hangar or special cargo since I've been lazy

[crude grotto]

truer things havent been said

[simple solstice]

I'll join

lemme just do my yoga

for good luck

[steep crown]

wait for meeee

[crude grotto]

grinded for 6 hours on special cargo between yesterday and today and only got 2/3 full on 2 warehouses

[mellow void]

Ill assist you if you want

[crude grotto]

thanks for the offer but its not at all an issue of not enough people

the missions are just so annoying lol

[simple solstice]

I have arrived

[mellow void]

I mean mostly sourcing that is, selling is all when you want to do it

[steep crown]

I'm coming

[mellow void]

Nightclub, bunker, all mc basically what I have, and I guess 3 special vehicles whenever I got those

[mellow void]

take the bounty, I know you want it

[steep crown]

joining your session

[simple solstice]

not really

I got the achievement long ago

[mellow void]

I think you want it

I forgot what amount it was but its a silly number

[simple solstice]

if I wanted it we wouldn't be talking about it

[mellow void]

zero hesitation too

[simple solstice]

lmfao

[steep crown]

inv to business pls

[crude grotto]

came all the way from chumash for it

[steep crown]

I'm too far away

oh shit I just remembered I bought weed but didn't set it up

[steep crown]

[simple solstice]

it was pretty funny

fucking

NPCS

MAN

I HATE EM

SO MUCH

Had

do you need a ride

[steep crown]

what's next

LMAO

sure

[simple solstice]

Cool

so do I

[steep crown]

I'm gonna be afk for a little

doing some meth (math)

[simple solstice]

Im also gonna be doing some math (meth)

[steep crown]

[simple solstice]

wheres this uber taking me breh

[idle jetty]

I love a good math problem early in the morning

[steep crown]

Stop honking you bitch

[simple solstice]

you chose the wrong vehicle to get into

[steep crown]

lmao that poor guy

[simple solstice]

he got sent straight to brazil

xD

[steep crown]

headshot

damn it

I was having a drink

[simple solstice]

and I was dancing

[steep crown]

I didn't know I could get on here

And how on earth are you standing on top

[simple solstice]

you can do this with the weed truck as well

its quite handy

[steep crown]

throw him off, wall

[mellow void]

truly a time of all time

[simple solstice]

im fuckin dying

it got in the worst possible spot

[steep crown]

teach him a lesson

[mellow void]

what did I do

fuck, its a sting drop

[steep crown]

I like how we're still running after it

[mellow void]

I already know its a sting

[simple solstice]

god damnit had

man

[steep crown]

[simple solstice]

these guys are bigger trolls than I am

[steep crown]

I couldn't resist

[simple solstice]

gtao moderator caught in 4k being a griefer

[steep crown]

having a little trouble getting up there, old man?

[idle jetty]

also if you guys need an extra hand at all let me know and I can jump in to help

[mellow void]

all pretty big trolls

[steep crown]

f

md

mf

mf

[simple solstice]

[simple solstice]

need a hand wrangling had

[steep crown]

where's yo car

[simple solstice]

he's goin insaneo mode

[steep crown]

heeheeheehaw

brb

is there anything else we're selling

[simple solstice]

nothing from me

[mellow void]

Cocaine, cash, and meth, we can destroy the documents

[simple solstice]

my nc is probably somewhat full but idrc

[crude grotto]

why do you fill documents if you just destroy it

THIS BITCH

[mellow void]

what? Is there something morally grey about that

[crude grotto]

the gooch just stole my snacks as i accepted the invite 😭

[mellow void]

scammed

[crude grotto]

its just a waste time or money 😭

[mellow void]

meh

[simple solstice]

which one of you little shits just tried to shoot my tyre

[celest lake]

Karma btch

[simple solstice]

Yeah but you actually deserve it

[mellow void]

someone did shoot out my tire

[simple solstice]

I wonder

[celest lake]

Opal is the only tire puncture guy

[mellow void]

finally

[steep crown]

finally

[simple solstice]

the 4 of us running sales is just pure chaos

[steep crown]

we do a little trolling

[crude grotto]

who was tossing explosives on the ride up 😭

nearly got hit like 3 times

[simple solstice]

not me

[mellow void]

it was 100% you

[simple solstice]

I was literally ahead of everyone until the sting

[steep crown]

nah

[simple solstice]

[steep crown]

that was me

[simple solstice]

actually

[steep crown]

I used the smol grenade launcher

[simple solstice]

it was wall

[steep crown]

I was mainly after echo

since she overtook me

[simple solstice]

go to pick echo up
blows my car

[steep crown]

and I got her to crash into a wall

[simple solstice]

okay its violence time

[crude grotto]

finger slipped

[mellow void]

I don't even have explosives

[steep crown]

I'm spending more on ammo than I am getting from these sell missions

ts not profitable

[simple solstice]

lmfao

[mellow void]

I lowkey don't even need the money

thats why we destroy the doc forge

[crude grotto]

opal had a tank

[simple solstice]

I would never

[idle jetty]

it doesn't even pay well anyways, that's why I never sell it

[mellow void]

why did his tank spawn

[steep crown]

Running me over like that

the disrespect

I almost shot my railgun

[mellow void]

uhhh

is this fence doing some magic tricks for you had?

I must be going crazy

[steep crown]

no lol

[marsh hollow]

Thanks

anyone here able to help me sell my MC businesses?

[steep crown]

What's the money per hour on pizza delivery

Yeah we can help

[marsh hollow]

tysm

[simple solstice]

perhaps. I think we owe had some missions

since he's a broke

[steep crown]

ahh

[idle jetty]

yeah I'll jump on soon to help as well

[marsh hollow]

disband femboy finders

[steep crown]

Aren't you xbox lad

[mellow void]

AGREED

[mellow void]

one more sale

[marsh hollow]

nws

[simple solstice]

its lower than cluckin

and avi

[mellow void]

you can help destroy the document sale if you want to

[steep crown]

i'm out of this one

[marsh hollow]

you don’t wanna sell it?

[simple solstice]

like at the absolute most I think deliveries would pay around 150k / hour

[mellow void]

why would I?

[marsh hollow]

@mellow void a Knoway car spawned right next to me

[steep crown]

god damn

[marsh hollow]

Career prog

[steep crown]

that's not even worth doing for fun

[simple solstice]

its a super early game activity

[idle jetty]

who me? I've always been PC

[mellow void]

theres a spot if you want to sell really fast, doing cash then we can demo the docs

[simple solstice]

same with all the other "legal" jobs you can do

[mellow void]

All jobs are legal if you don't get caught

[simple solstice]

meant for noobs and roleplayers

[marsh hollow]

Sure

[steep crown]

Huh, must me someone else then

Oh I think that's wasted not woody

confusion

[mellow void]

gotta retire first

[idle jetty]

an easy thing to do

[steep crown]

can we roleplay me delivering pizza to your mansion then getting freaky

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

Ill be afk a second

[simple solstice]

"Sir, I thought I explicitly ordered NO sausage"

"This looks like extra!"

[steep crown]

damn right

[marsh hollow]

I hate this snow

[steep crown]

I would've agreed yesterday

[simple solstice]

I love it

[steep crown]

but it's kinda nice now

makes me focus more when driving

it's like a nice challenge

try not to understeer into the wall challenge

[simple solstice]

jfc I just saw the chrimas truck trying to phase into exisatence

[marsh hollow]

gg

[crude grotto]

im gonna crash this dodo

[simple solstice]

why

its cute

[crude grotto]

i hate everything about it

[marsh hollow]

:(

WOOOOO

[simple solstice]

hell yea

[marsh hollow]

:)

[mellow void]

now for the fun part

[marsh hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264417177094848512/1452087313369796789/trim.46145F2A-52DF-410D-A040-48EEA421C48E.gif

[mellow void]

ion think you know how it works

I have to enter one gng

[marsh hollow]

what are these made of

[simple solstice]

I do, you were just collateral

[steep crown]

What does this mean pls explain

I just noticed

[simple solstice]

[mellow void]

scammed

[simple solstice]

gg

im gonna go refill my water and snort some preworkout

[idle jetty]

great, plane sale, at night, in this weather

what could possibly go wrong?

[simple solstice]

I can fly

[steep crown]

You believe you can fly

[mellow void]

its not that bad

@marsh hollow raiju + formation assist

[marsh hollow]

ah

[simple solstice]

yup

[mellow void]

or @simple solstice

[marsh hollow]

I'll call mine

[simple solstice]

yea my hangar is at mil

so

[marsh hollow]

or..

[simple solstice]

my raiju will spawn at paleto bay

or some shit

[steep crown]

I can

get mine if you want

[marsh hollow]

?

[steep crown]

but I won't be flying it

I will give you the keys

[simple solstice]

wow

nvm

my spawned

right next to the planes

amazing

[steep crown]

wow

someone take this cargo god damn

why is there so much

[idle jetty]

I know, it's still a bit annoying with how the plane handles and never stays level

[marsh hollow]

?

[simple solstice]

kinda too late to formation assist, think only the leader can

[marsh hollow]

yeah

[simple solstice]

also someone is bound to end up crashing if they aren't used to it

flying in a slow plane with a raiju boosting is

kinda super fucking jarring

[mellow void]

it has to be turned on in interaction menu

[marsh hollow]

it's already on

get in front opal

[simple solstice]

thats not how a formation boost works

[marsh hollow]

gg

[simple solstice]

already said its leader only

but you can boost me

like you already were

[idle jetty]

sell

[mellow void]

that most certainly doesn't look like a raiju icon

[marsh hollow]

oops

[idle jetty]

0/10 game, unplayable, uninstalling, I want a refund

[marsh hollow]

oh, truck

umm

counterfeit, cocaine and nightclub left

I'm too used to selling solo that I forget to invite

[mellow void]

doesn't matter for me, Im already outside

[celest lake]

I can help

[marsh hollow]

that was so fast

[idle jetty]

yeah despite the long drive over

[simple solstice]

you really cant change the keybind for dropping the goods

man

[idle jetty]

F

it's why I use my controller

I've also landed my chopper at the last drop off for Mnyak so I can take them straight to their nightclub

[marsh hollow]

after this sell I'm gonna have to go

I'll save the nightclub for later

[steep crown]

I am back

[idle jetty]

yeah no stress

[steep crown]

Time for me to sell I think I might have bunker or something somewhere

[marsh hollow]

what's wrong with it

@idle jetty take me to the mansion pls

I'm gonna buy supplies and afk there

[idle jetty]

which mansion?

[simple solstice]

Wow, and here I thought we were besties

[simple solstice]

Finally your turn

[simple solstice]

because right arrow key is suck and sad and suck and stupid and suck

[marsh hollow]

Worst question ever 😔

[simple solstice]

I wanted to change it to one of my mouse buttons

[marsh hollow]

I see

[idle jetty]

well there's 3 of them

[marsh hollow]

Richman Villa

[idle jetty]

and idk which one is yours

[simple solstice]

Vinewood for convenience
Richman for the view

Tongva ain't even worth considering

[marsh hollow]

Vinewood for the convenience ❌

[simple solstice]

its got a nice view but its also in one of the worst roads of the game

[marsh hollow]

Wait

Actually nvm

Vinewood is kinda convenient

[marsh hollow]

It’s next to the weed farm and stuff

[simple solstice]

its convenient in a lot of ways

[idle jetty]

I just collect all 3 so I can flex how much money I have to spend

[marsh hollow]

Real

[simple solstice]

so we do had sale or we do wall cluck

[steep crown]

hold

[marsh hollow]

Can’t wait to get back

Thank you guys for the help btw

[idle jetty]

I'm just gonna check my businesses and see what I have to possibly sell

[steep crown]

who is mnyak2society

[simple solstice]

trans angel

wait I probably shouldn't have shorthanded that

[steep crown]

Are you lebanese

[marsh hollow]

Mommy

[marsh hollow]

my uncle made it for me

Back on Xbox 360

[simple solstice]

[steep crown]

skull

[marsh hollow]

Daddy 😔

neutral

[mellow void]

[steep crown]

my bunker only half

go do wall sale

[marsh hollow]

WHY WONT YOU TALK

[simple solstice]

I specifically avoided the bdsm AI I dont want some discordian calling me weird shit

[marsh hollow]

BREAK! I’m taking a break

[marsh hollow]

BDSM ai?! 😭

[mellow void]

I sold everything

[mellow void]

I do

[steep crown]

Oh

[marsh hollow]

OG and Haviland are just lame imo

Especially OG

[steep crown]

Wait why did I even come here

[marsh hollow]

he doesn’t sound like he’s even trying

[steep crown]

I have the arcade terminal ting