gtao-crew

[gloomy ibex]

oh cat needs feeding, afk

[pale willow]

some of these ppl piss me off bro why are u starting acid sell or nightclub sell with other ppl in ur mc, we rly dont need to be there man i could be helping someone else rn

[ionic gale]

yea NC and Acid should be done solo

[pliant veldt]

another 650k

great!

[ionic gale]

congrats!

Ben invite me when you want to start

[old raptor]

bleh

[waxen creek]

@pliant veldt les go

[pliant veldt]

oh you're outside

[pale willow]

it makes ur own private instance so that other players cant grief u on the patio

[austere galleon]

5 star police what is this acid sell

[lusty swallow]

I think the acid sell is glitched. I'm at the dropoff but the back of the Benson isn't open.

[austere galleon]

is there a benefit for group acid sell?

[waxen creek]

no

[spark geyser]

To the Owner? No
The helpers get some money about it

[lusty swallow]

Okay I shot it with a grenade launcher and the back opened.

[spark geyser]

And game crash

[austere galleon]

😄

[mental gazelle]

oh makes sense XD

[austere galleon]

I noticed that! my game froze for 1 sec

[pliant veldt]

another 700K

[lusty swallow]

And then when I stepped outside it closed again?

Weird.

[hallow panther]

How many more u left?

[pliant veldt]

just weed

[hallow panther]

Aight

[mental gazelle]

oh the vigilantie is so fun

[pliant veldt]

oh and Bunker

almost forgot about it

[waxen creek]

[hallow panther]

For knocking me off course

[mental gazelle]

I was tryna boost sry

it wasnt my purpose

[hallow panther]

Hahaha it’s alright

[old raptor]

Who dares leave the MC

[pliant veldt]

whoever LadyMars is, they have left it for the 2nd time now

[ionic gale]

gotta sleep now, tankies again guys!

have a wonderful sell session!

[pliant veldt]

gn

[old raptor]

Gn tank

[hallow panther]

Lesgo

[old raptor]

Eskettit

[polar cedar]

sorry my bad didn't mean to leave was checking something out

[pliant veldt]

no worries, we can do it

[old raptor]

oreo coward

[gloomy ibex]

cat is fed, ready to sell bunker

[waxen creek]

didnt work

[wise marsh]

Omg Oreo!

[mental gazelle]

well idk if the guy os coming pack so invite me if you need help

[spark geyser]

I'm back but boss limit reached

[mental gazelle]

nvm slim invite me pls

where oyu at?

[spark geyser]

Helping vlad

[simple solstice]

If anybody isn't actively selling please retire so others can take your spot

[mental gazelle]

ill fly to you after cops leave

[austere galleon]

ah nooo

[gloomy ibex]

I'm trying to gather full bunker sale

some bunker missions are borderline solo

[mental gazelle]

huh?

[cursive bronze]

is it too late to hop on

[simple solstice]

no

[old raptor]

Nein

[mental gazelle]

no it aint

hop on

[simple solstice]

sell sessions usually last at least a few hours after they start

[cursive bronze]

good to hear

[austere galleon]

wait wtf, solo session

[cursive bronze]

tony has been yelling at me that my nc storage is full for like a week now

its about time i sell some

[simple solstice]

@gloomy ibex are you actively working on sales?

[gloomy ibex]

I'm waiting for joiners

I've helped like 100 sales in these sessions

[mental gazelle]

you want me to join?

[gloomy ibex]

yes please!

[simple solstice]

kk

[mental gazelle]

ight invite em then XD

huh>?

WRONG 1 SHI

[mental gazelle]

inv me back rq

accientlay left XD

[gloomy ibex]

you'll have to leave that MC

[old raptor]

Who lowered my KD

[mental gazelle]

ight

ight now

[pliant veldt]

another 600k

[mental gazelle]

rich

[waxen creek]

fuck that dude in particular

[pliant veldt]

I made like 4.4 mil

[waxen creek]

@wise marsh

[mental gazelle]

double htem oney I own

also this might be the first sessions i ever sell in if my bunker is full

[wise marsh]

I have been blessed

[mental gazelle]

I havent been thare in like 6 months

[pliant veldt]

I hope mine is as well

[mental gazelle]

is it wrong to say that the only good bunker sell is the bikes

[simple solstice]

no

[pliant veldt]

it's just about half full

[mental gazelle]

dang

[gloomy ibex]

I'll get the 3rd truck time is tight

[old raptor]

How is 200k half full, i thought that was 250

[waxen creek]

ui bug

[tropic edge]

why do the sell sessions always have to be when I’m at work

[gloomy ibex]

oh nice fuego got in

[pliant veldt]

when I clicked sell it said 690k to LS

[pale willow]

there is another one at 1 am est

[real saffron]

@spark geyser cover my plane?

[waxen creek]

[pliant veldt]

@waxen creek @old raptor @hallow panther thanks for helping me sell

damn, this sell session was really good

I had 1.6 mil before starting

[austere galleon]

Im black screen

[hallow panther]

np

[cloud fiber]

[hallow panther]

can i get help with my business next?

[old raptor]

YW

[pliant veldt]

if I had Special Cargo full, I would maybe have gotten another 1mil

[mental gazelle]

how doyou get in the insurgent gunenr seat?

[gloomy ibex]

stand on top

[waxen creek]

[balmy field]

<@&1324534951244464189> Please, remember to invite your team to the business which you're selling as that will save a lot of time between the sales.

[gloomy ibex]

did you drop?

[mental gazelle]

and I cant drop

[old raptor]

hhhh the session is getting slow 😕

[waxen creek]

and if you're selling cargo, park the terrorbyte nearby and invite to the terrorbyte

[austere galleon]

stuck on black screen! 🙁

[old raptor]

Who is doing this.

[simple solstice]

ffs. fucking jets were on my ass like flies on shit.

[mental gazelle]

I cant fucking drop

[waxen creek]

@hallow panther don't start selling as white mc

[hallow panther]

white mc?

[pale willow]

orange for me

[waxen creek]

nvm no longer white the invite that i got was colorless tho

inv to bus-in-ass

[pliant veldt]

@old raptor we both got the same thing lol

[old raptor]

[pliant veldt]

you almost got it again...

[patent flame]

[old raptor]

How much stuff you got @hallow panther

[waxen creek]

lets roll

[pliant veldt]

why did my tail lights just explode?

[willow flare]

Finally I'm in the lobby

[patent flame]

[pale willow]

LF 2-3 Weed 📍 downtown vinewood

[hallow panther]

4 mc and a bunker

[simple solstice]

what tha hell

[old raptor]

Olay

[pliant veldt]

that happened to me once as well

[real saffron]

@spark geyser single seater right?

[simple solstice]

the hackers are coming after me !!

oh wow I lost connection

[old raptor]

@pliant veldt grab my raiju near the highway

[cursive bronze]

i kinda feel like i cannot sell during this session

[lost lava]

oh ok

[cursive bronze]

like literally everyone is in an mc or a ceo

[cursive bronze]

ive never seen a sell session this busy

[pliant veldt]

umm, why? I'm not in your MC

[old raptor]

oh oops sorry

[pliant veldt]

lol

[vale cove]

I do this across two different crews/discord between menus, and no slots available,
Over crowding, and errors and everything, went back to solo sell, I’m not hurting for money this is nutz

[pliant veldt]

@royal mortar how much you gotta sell till you're done? asking since I am ready to buy the Luiva off of you

[hallow panther]

the iron mule can carry the insurgent?

[pliant veldt]

yes

[simple solstice]

ye

[gloomy ibex]

@crystal oyster and @akumaru thank you both! 1.5mil

[pale willow]

ppl might need money for a certain smth

[hallow panther]

thats pretty crazy

[simple solstice]

thats why I was chasing homie down with one earlier

[gloomy ibex]

I also have meth pls

[cursive bronze]

fair

[simple solstice]

im relaunching my game then I'll be helping people pump their sales out so more people get a chance

if you aren't actively selling please retire !

[royal mortar]

@pliant veldt after 2-3 minutes

[pliant veldt]

ALR

oops had caps lock on

[young fiber]

can 1 person leave ceo if done i need to sell nightclub

[old raptor]

@hallow panther i gotta reset after this sale fyi

[gloomy ibex]

ah no space for me to MC

[spark geyser]

@real saffron invite them

[gloomy ibex]

rip

[old raptor]

this FPSis making my head hurt

[real saffron]

who?

[spark geyser]

Opal

[simple solstice]

Im not even in yet

I had to swap my vpn cause I think rockstar got upset at the node I was using

for whatever reason

[austere galleon]

I hate this game networking

[simple solstice]

its the networking of all time

joining sesh now

[cursive bronze]

yeah fuck waiting, ill just do the new missions

[austere galleon]

but here are 3 identical mansions! enjoy

[waxen creek]

did it get bugged?

[simple solstice]

oh my fucking god

LET ME IN

[real saffron]

alr i willl

[old raptor]

I think it did

It was getting buggy 10mins ago

It took 15 seconds of spam to spin the wheel

[simple solstice]

somebody done crashed the session ngl

I'm starting a new one

[austere galleon]

I was in black screen for 10min

[simple solstice]

aaand I got kicked by battleye

???????

Amazing update rockstar

[austere galleon]

well well, we found the culprit 😄

[simple solstice]

hardy harr harr

[royal mortar]

@pliant veldt im here

[pliant veldt]

I think I still have my speed boosted since the start of the session

[real saffron]

lol yeah happened to me too before update

[simple solstice]

Ironically didnt have this happen til after the update

[pliant veldt]

yeah I do lol

@royal mortar thanks

[royal mortar]

@pliant veldt np

[waxen creek]

wait wasnt an invite pinned?

[simple solstice]

it disappeared cause suz left

invites are tied to the person who makes them

not the session itself

[real saffron]

@spark geyser waiting for opal lol

[waxen creek]

ok can someone post inv

[simple solstice]

Send me a direct invite (assuming that battleye doesnt kick me again)

god I love this games netcode !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and an anticheat that apparently does a better job of kicking legit players than cheaters

[willow flare]

@simple solstice sending inv

[real saffron]

don't have you in friend list

[simple solstice]

My SC is the same as my display name here

[real saffron]

FR SENT

[simple solstice]

got it, just gotta wait til I actually load

[real saffron]

lol ok

[simple solstice]

Finally, gaming

Gonna finish helping vanquish

[real saffron]

K

[spark geyser]

Says game has ended for me

[old raptor]

spam

[waxen creek]

[simple solstice]

oreo is spamming

get em

[spark geyser]

[waxen creek]

i see a lot of solo mcs can sb disband

[old raptor]

Ok i gotta reset

[simple solstice]

can you scan the map for anyone not moving or moving in circles or etc

im mid delivery

[hallow panther]

need 1-2 more for mc sell

[gloomy ibex]

@hazard choose your boosts

[real saffron]

@spark geyser couldn't find 3rd lol

[simple solstice]

Vanquish after this sale im gonna help vlao and slim

[old raptor]

Im comin back

[real saffron]

lol

[simple solstice]

@split mirage ?

[spark geyser]

How did fish kill.you what

[pliant veldt]

I fr just jumped a bit when I heard that explosion

lol

[willow flare]

@hallow panther i got disconnected srry

[simple solstice]

Do I need to hunt somebody down until we remove them from the session?

[pale willow]

1 more pls ty u guys are awesome

[lusty swallow]

I'd like to sell my weed; is there an MC slot open?

[raven crane]

invite please

[raven crane]

@waxen creek 's expired

[austere galleon]

did they lower the limit of ceo/mc in session?

[simple solstice]

@real saffron did he intentionally kill you

[raven crane]

no it's been 8

[polar cedar]

Can I get a invite

[real saffron]

no lol

[spark geyser]

They were no where near
See my clip lol

[pastel minnow]

nomad why’d you leave

[simple solstice]

wth

lmfao

[pale willow]

its fine i think we can do it 3 person unless we get 4 bikes

[pastel minnow]

js stucj with this mission now smh

[pale willow]

yep

[old raptor]

Even then you're good

You can solo sell bikes with alot of time to spare

[young fiber]

can someone leave ceo

[pale willow]

prage we get bikes and not planes

[pliant veldt]

well I just got stuck, due to fucking "transaction pending"

[lusty swallow]

Ah yes, one truck sell.

Now to just sit around for a while lol

[pliant veldt]

wtf

but I didn't leave...

WTF?

[gloomy ibex]

might be a you thing

[willow flare]

Happen to me now aswell

[simple solstice]

yeah I kept getting dced earlier as well, I had to change my VPN like 7 times between losing connection to the servers and then battleye being a bitch

[young fiber]

akkie algers fishhd if your not selling can you leave ceo

[gloomy ibex]

oh might be a session glitch with our sell

[pale willow]

ben what happened

yeaaaaaaa

[gloomy ibex]

wait a sec might fix itself

we are both inside

door won't work

[raven crane]

ok who needs help

[pale willow]

wait

[gloomy ibex]

@pale willow can you see what sell it is?

[pastel minnow]

wait we’re stuck in the factory :((

[pale willow]

it didnt start a sell low key

[simple solstice]

@split mirage Please disband when you're finished

[pale willow]

their

[gloomy ibex]

noice

[simple solstice]

@real saffron send me an invite now

[cursive bronze]

that mission was fun

[pale willow]

@gloomy ibex @pastel minnow what u guys got to sell

[pliant veldt]

looks great

[real saffron]

arl

[old raptor]

hhhhhhh

[gloomy ibex]

@pale willow first time in that thing it's rofl

[simple solstice]

Dont even try it

@spark geyser where invite

[spark geyser]

We sellin

One minute

[simple solstice]

kk

[pliant veldt]

@royal mortar let's both meet at one place and try running in 1st person. I think I am still boosted since the start of the sell session

[gloomy ibex]

did dome1 basy yoga?

[pliant veldt]

or @balmy field can since he is closer to me

[real saffron]

lol

wrong button

[simple solstice]

🤣

im gonna do some yoga real quick

💅

[hallow panther]

@waxen creek @royal mortar i left 3 mc only

can help yall afterwards if u got any to sell

[pliant veldt]

anyone wanna try running with me? but it has to be someone who hasn't done Yoga

[simple solstice]

How much yoga do I even need for the buff?

[pliant veldt]

you need to do the full thing

so all the poses

[green heath]

it goes really fast tbh

[simple solstice]

yoga speedrun any%

[real saffron]

dammit stuck in the damn terrorbyte lol

[pliant veldt]

@balmy field I wanna try running with you

[real saffron]

how do i get unstuck from the screen in terrorbyte

[pliant veldt]

but we run in 1st person

oh come on

@cursive bronze you wanna try running? I really need to see if I am still boosted

[cursive bronze]

what?

[simple solstice]

im pretty sure the boost lasts for while you're in the session

[pliant veldt]

if so then that's pretty busted

[real saffron]

damn lol stuck in that screen

[pliant veldt]

cause I've been boosted for almost 2 hours now, since the start of the session

[real saffron]

but can still use interaction menu

[simple solstice]

I have a solution

but you might not like it

[real saffron]

yeah i know

blow up the terrorbyte

or drive into water

[pastel minnow]

idt i have anything rn

[real saffron]

damn terrobyte always glitches on me

[simple solstice]

problem solved

[pliant veldt]

Imma go take all the business cargo

[real saffron]

lol

going to mansion

[simple solstice]

interesting

I think the yoga buff lasts even between deaths

[green heath]

need 2 for bunker and meth, then im free and can help

[split mirage]

I can help

[polar parrot]

It’s ok no need to panic I have arrived

I’m here to blow up, I mean help sell your wares.

[waxen creek]

@hallow panther les go

[real saffron]

@spark geyser how did my opressor get destroyed? lol

[spark geyser]

[polar parrot]

How many we have in sessionè

[spark geyser]

A lot

[simple solstice]

slim

you bitch

[spark geyser]

Wha

[cursive bronze]

yeah i dont have time to wait for people to stop selling

i could help others with selling but i dont think i have time for even that

[simple solstice]

[spark geyser]

Oh shit sorry
Texting and driving bad

[simple solstice]

LMAO

[real saffron]

lol alright got a full bunker

[simple solstice]

vlao before that, and I hate to be that guy

but can we let ashley get some sales in

[gloomy ibex]

zomg it's 1.3mil to sell full Meth this week in full session.

[simple solstice]

they've been waiting for a while

[balmy field]

I can help if you want 4th one

[real saffron]

alr thanks!

[polar parrot]

Anyone want help while I’m free

[gloomy ibex]

I have some other businesses to sell

[simple solstice]

is anybody willing to let ashley get some sales done

[polar parrot]

Invite to company

Ashley logged off

[simple solstice]

oof.

thats unfortunate

[lusty swallow]

Alright, I'm heading out of the session. See ya.

[gloomy ibex]

coke in a min

[simple solstice]

vlao im here

breh

[spark geyser]

@real saffron we all outside start

[real saffron]

gotcha

sorry wasn't sure only saw fat

[raven crane]

someone send an invite please

[pale willow]

@gloomy ibexinv me again

[strange gyro]

Sell session still going on?

[polar parrot]

Ye

[waxen creek]

and i still haven't sold

[hallow panther]

will help u afterwards

[waxen creek]

if this thing loads

[pliant veldt]

oh come on

that stupid passive mode made me lose the business battle on the map

[raven crane]

same bro i can't even join

@waxen creek can you be kind enough to send an invite

[pliant veldt]

it's just gone for me on the map

[raven crane]

thank you

[waxen creek]

[gloomy ibex]

in a sell

[raven crane]

wait youre a new mod?

[real saffron]

alr that's all for ceo

[simple solstice]

oreo been here for ages

😂

[raven crane]

fuckmylife

[pliant veldt]

same, that fucking passive mode made me lose the business battle and now I can't pick up the goods

[raven crane]

ok now

[real saffron]

thanks @simple solstice @balmy field @spark geyser

[raven crane]

who needs help

[simple solstice]

np

If anybody was waiting for ceo slots

there is one open

[uncut sierra]

how do i enter a selling session

[raven crane]

@uncut sierra click on join

[pliant veldt]

ah fuck it, I'm going to my Mansion to do Yoga again and also do some strength training

[simple solstice]

[raven crane]

its a sting

[simple solstice]

yea ik

[hallow panther]

@waxen creek time to sell yours

[waxen creek]

lets see

[simple solstice]

jerry

get a bike that doesnt suck

then formation

[green heath]

huge thanks @split mirage @polar cedar

[raven crane]

FUCXlkhZASfpoliasdkHJ

[green heath]

im free to help anyone now

[simple solstice]

LMFAO

HOLY FUCK THE NPCS

HATE YOU

[raven crane]

wait I need to

get the checkpoin

[hallow panther]

@royal mortar @waxen creek @willow flare thanks for the help

[austere galleon]

nooo

[royal mortar]

np

[uncut sierra]

so now i can just sell my stuff?

[polar parrot]

wtf just happened lol

Why so many people died

[polar cedar]

i died do to the driver doing a bad landing lol

[waxen creek]

lf2 4mc and bunker

[split mirage]

I crashed with @polar cedar

[split mirage]

I can help

[polar cedar]

idk why it said I killed you tho

[waxen creek]

📨

[split mirage]

Htd??

[waxen creek]

yes

[austere galleon]

why accept invite and not ... join the purpose of the invite

[pliant veldt]

funny how I'm doing Yoga outside in the rain while in a suit

I also have both my pets in the same room

[simple solstice]

thats the bodies most natural state

[pliant veldt]

and I can pet my cat

[simple solstice]

Jerry im ordering some takeout, you want anything?

[pliant veldt]

cats are cute in general, even irl

[simple solstice]

also if you crash, I will disown you

[simple solstice]

0.3 seconds later crashes

crashes again

[raven crane]

ibr

bro

i swear to every god there is

the second time the truck spawned

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

[simple solstice]

dw bro I get it

the npcs hate me as well

[austere galleon]

ohhh only 3 marshals

[pliant veldt]

an example of that

don't worry, the cat is alive

[raven crane]

3 more sales guys

[pliant veldt]

well imma be going now, see y'all next week

and I shall leave like this

since my dog keeps whining

[strange gyro]

I was walking to work today and some friendly cat came at me meowing, made my day

[simple solstice]

@fierce walrus why u invite me its sell sesh time

[real saffron]

@austere galleon hmm still in the warehouse, not inthe car

[green heath]

im stuck

[balmy field]

Same

[real saffron]

lol i can see you both

[austere galleon]

AAA!

[pliant veldt]

I was going home from school when I heard it meowing and so I started making clicking noises(since those for some reason attract cats) and I started cuddling it. then it lied down and started rolling on the ground, which is how I got the photo

[real saffron]

yes time to call AAA

[austere galleon]

one of the associates quit the mission

[real saffron]

lol i think same thing is happening

[green heath]

stuck

[real saffron]

stuck

[balmy field]

We're stuck again

[strange gyro]

[green heath]

and it keeps changing my outfit

[strange gyro]

@raven crane anything else?

[austere galleon]

wtf some none name dude entered my warehousE!

[raven crane]

yeah bro 2 more

[austere galleon]

no name, not npc

[real saffron]

lol

[strange gyro]

Will you help me afterwards?

[green heath]

lmao

[raven crane]

ofcourse

[strange gyro]

ok

[raven crane]

i'll help @simple solstice too if he needs any

[real saffron]

what's the suit?

[gloomy ibex]

thanks for the sell!

[simple solstice]

I haven't even had time to check my stocks to determine if I can sell

I know acid is full, idk anything else

and idk if the sesh will even have enough people once its acid time

[austere galleon]

@green heath it is your clothes, something weird was there

[polar parrot]

I need help………any psychiatrists in here

[old raptor]

Maybe?

[red comet]

Sorry, gotta go. Thanks everyone

[strange gyro]

@raven crane what kind of strat is that?

[simple solstice]

I respect it

sticking true to the name

[green heath]

oh idk it kept changing them but i didnt change them

[polar parrot]

Anyone else need help selling?

[strange gyro]

right...

[waxen creek]

@split mirage 📨

[strange gyro]

Fast and furious 2 ahh move @simple solstice

[old raptor]

Still going strong?

[simple solstice]

[polar parrot]

Ye

[old raptor]

Cool

Im going to orb soon

[polar parrot]

Please do

[simple solstice]

No, you're not.

[polar parrot]

Right on Oreo’s head

[lunar atlas]

are u guys still sellin?

[old raptor]

I need the achievement pls

[simple solstice]

No.

[polar parrot]

Ye

[old raptor]

I'll give you moni

[polar cedar]

Orb me lol

[simple solstice]

If you really wanted it we both know there are better ways that wouldn't result in you being removed from the crew.

[old raptor]

You do not call me lil, i'm quite tall

[lunar atlas]

okay ill join to sell

[obtuse tide]

looks exactly like my cat, ngl

[simple solstice]

Doesn't matter if people consent, crew activities are strictly NO pvp

let alone griefing

[old raptor]

Opal i'm joking

[raven crane]

ive heard it from extreme grinders

[old raptor]

However Duck told me to orb him so..

[pliant veldt]

but there is no way you're from Central/More Eastern Europe like me

[strange gyro]

getting drunk to counter the stonedness?

[raven crane]

yeah

[simple solstice]

[strange gyro]

does it actually work?

[simple solstice]

Doesn't matter, can't have people thinking its fine

[simple solstice]

yes

[austere galleon]

furthest delivery ever

@balmy field @real saffron @green heath switching for MC for meth, and done

[real saffron]

going afk for a few

[old raptor]

I love it when Angel wakes me up

[spark geyser]

Guidelines says it fine if agreed on

[uncut sierra]

lf1 to sell

[raven crane]

it was better yeah

[old raptor]

@polar parrot Get ready

[simple solstice]

you can start it jerry

[raven crane]

yeah i saw you guys

[waxen creek]

got one time double money on that sale hopefully bc i got a transaction error so it's time to send a support ticket and do the sale again

[raven crane]

ok not a sting

[waxen creek]

need 2 for 2 mc sales

[old raptor]

On mah way

[obtuse tide]

where are you from?

[simple solstice]

jerry are you still drunk

[pliant veldt]

Slovakia

[austere galleon]

blep

[green heath]

right next to me

[simple solstice]

do they have souvlakis

[pliant veldt]

wdym by that?

[lunar atlas]

how should i join as the option to join crew members is dim for me

[waxen creek]

nver use that option

[split mirage]

Gotta go.

[austere galleon]

tbh only thing that worked for my today was that

[simple solstice]

😂

[gloomy ibex]

looking for a spot to solo sell my nightclub pls

[pliant veldt]

nope, we don't have anything like that

[old raptor]

Omg shark is rockstar dev

the hat

[waxen creek]

lf1 2mc still

[austere galleon]

join me, just this meth and done

[obtuse tide]

ye okay, im like more central eu

[old raptor]

Invite may

[pliant veldt]

this is our most known food

[gloomy ibex]

k

[waxen creek]

[green heath]

from where

[obtuse tide]

germany

[green heath]

schön

[simple solstice]

I was just cracking a joke, but that looks interesting. What is it?

[pliant veldt]

that's more west europe

[obtuse tide]

schön das es hier ein paar deutsche noch gibt

[gloomy ibex]

don't force clothing next time this is cringe af

[pliant veldt]

it's made from potatoes and sheep's cheese which we call bryndza

[green heath]

im central central europe

[waxen creek]

!rule 1

[elder grove]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@waxen creek

[old raptor]

What if i'm in your business

[obtuse tide]

mb

[simple solstice]

sounds good, interesting

[gloomy ibex]

oh you only need 3

[waxen creek]

i don't think you're is

[simple solstice]

oreo moderating for once

jkjk

[pliant veldt]

the slovak name for the dish is bryndzové halušky

[oblique vortex]

you know who to help then

[pliant veldt]

š you read like sh

and é like e but just a bit longer

but we also have this letter in some words

ä

[old raptor]

Flame on!

[gloomy ibex]

yes myself 😆

[pliant veldt]

mainly in the slovak word for meat which is mäso

[gloomy ibex]

can't leave tho

scammed into a sell I didn't even need to help with

[raven crane]

@strange gyro you drive so i can give formation boost

[strange gyro]

[old raptor]

Nearby player invite

[waxen creek]

@old raptor tf

[old raptor]

Someone borked me

[pliant veldt]

if you wanna see some more traditional slovak foods lmk

[old raptor]

Mesa rejoining

[oblique vortex]

youve got stuff to sell?

ill help

[waxen creek]

[gloomy ibex]

was waiting for a spot to solo sell my nightclub, then got jebaited into helping this but wasn't needed

[simple solstice]

i always enjoy seeing new foods, im a chef to some degree and I also have a very adventerous palette so I like to try making all sorts of new foods

[old raptor]

Sorrey

[gloomy ibex]

they are nearly done

[polar parrot]

Anyone need help?

Oreo you still need?

[waxen creek]

i will need soontm bc got bunker which i'll need 3p for

[austere galleon]

THANKS GUYS!

caps!!!

[pliant veldt]

well, we have potato pancakes

[polar parrot]

Ok invite when ready

[pliant veldt]

and sauerkraut soup

[raven crane]

finally

i'm done

[simple solstice]

ohhh potash

[raven crane]

@strange gyro i disband, you make and invite

[simple solstice]

errr no

latkes?

[uncut sierra]

i can help sell

[raven crane]

@simple solstice @strange gyro thank you guys very much

[pliant veldt]

we call it zemiakové placky

[simple solstice]

no problem

[simple solstice]

ah cool

looks very similar to latkes

[strange gyro]

@simple solstice can you help me aswell?

[simple solstice]

yes

[strange gyro]

@raven crane leave mc

[simple solstice]

im just eating lunch atm so im tacitly available

but once I get in a vehicle I can drive 1 handed

[oblique vortex]

i need 2 to sell

[raven crane]

yeah its the activity due to you leaving

one second

[strange gyro]

What else can you do 1 handed?

[simple solstice]

smh

relax

[pliant veldt]

@simple solstice though we aren't that well known for food

we are mostly known for our wilderness

for example our most known mountains, the High Tatras

[raven crane]

invite

[austere galleon]

that photoshop

[pliant veldt]

funnily enough I live almost right below them so right as I go into the kitchen I can look out of the window and see them

[simple solstice]

thats pretty beautiful, looks very similar environment to where I live

[austere galleon]

mountains are fake

[raven crane]

yeah bro

[pliant veldt]

not fake

[austere galleon]

earth flat

[pliant veldt]

we wouldn't be getting news reports of Czech tourists dying on mountains if they didn't exist

it's like a joke in Slovakia

[spark geyser]

Fake news

[polar cedar]

Who is akkies33?

[pliant veldt]

Czechs are known for wearing socks and sandals at the same time

that's what we refer to as Czech tourists

[simple solstice]

How come?

[polar parrot]

I’m the only unassociated person in the lobby that’s sad

[simple solstice]

What the hell is going on here

[polar cedar]

Wanted to ask what happen

[simple solstice]

ok but why are you guys blockading the highway

[pliant veldt]

it is also very common for Slovaks to be able to speak fluent Czech, since our languages are the same with just different pronunciation or words. for example: turtle in slovak is korytnačka. turtle in czech meanwhile is želva

[simple solstice]

that was actually kind of annoying

if you aren't selling please retire so other people have a chance

[waxen creek]

feel that? that's

[waxen creek]

[raven crane]

@waxen creek youre a new mod right

[pliant veldt]

@simple solstice though, Slovakia does have it's problems. most recently trains are either crashing into each other, barely crashing into each other or derailing

[waxen creek]

yes

[raven crane]

i havent seen you before

[polar cedar]

After I delivered the stuff for his business I looked over and he was in middle of the blow up stuff

[raven crane]

damn congratulations

[polar parrot]

They’re like the Scarlett pimpernel

[old raptor]

Bad mod

[raven crane]

no bro he's good mod

[polar parrot]

You don’t see them but they see you

[raven crane]

he has a pinned session invite

good mod

[old raptor]

It's been said that mosquitos love trash(masters)

Probably

[strange gyro]

🦟

[simple solstice]

oof

[raven crane]

@strange gyro what else you have to sell

[simple solstice]

he isnt new, you're getting trolled

[strange gyro]

coca cola

[raven crane]

ok

[simple solstice]

is he still just screwing around / afk?

[raven crane]

damn bro i never thought about tha

now i'm sad

@waxen creek you made me sad

[austere galleon]

joking I know, nice view

[pliant veldt]

this Tuesday 2 trains almost crashed into each other, which caused my train to have a delay of more than an hour

[polar cedar]

Now he got cops and I can't leave crew

[simple solstice]

@waxen creek can we get a kick on akkies please

[pliant veldt]

this is what it looked like

[simple solstice]

wth...

that is a severe logistical failure

[pliant veldt]

yeah, indeed

[strange gyro]

did meth lab get a buff? I got 1.2 mil, usually its only about 900k

if not less

[spark geyser]

It's on 2x this week

[raven crane]

yeah 2x this week

[strange gyro]

ah

[pliant veldt]

and it's been happening a lot lately

[strange gyro]

cool

[raven crane]

what my nightmare looks like somedays

[simple solstice]

someone summon oreo pls

post astolfo or smt idk

[austere galleon]

that was close almost killed a buggy

[waxen creek]

[pliant veldt]

this happened in October of this year

one of the trains was barely hanging onto the cliffside

[polar cedar]

Anyone available to help me sell?

[simple solstice]

psa flying with one hand texting with the other

[austere galleon]

the dog 🙁

[spark geyser]

Mhv hit it trying to punch me

[old raptor]

@waxen creek You good?

[waxen creek]

i am

[simple solstice]

oreo

kick akkies

[old raptor]

I hope so

[waxen creek]

they afk or smth?

[simple solstice]

yes

[austere galleon]

wow two single trucks in a row?

[simple solstice]

they finished their sale then went and started screwing around blowing up a bunch of vehicles on the highway

[simple solstice]

^

[pliant veldt]

there's even footage which shows how one of the trains is passing by and then later a loud bang is heard

thankfully no footage of the incident itself

[hallow panther]

@waxen creek thats all right?

[waxen creek]

im gonna re-sell cash now

if thats cool

[simple solstice]

just did all 5 drops with 1 hand

[old raptor]

Orb.

[simple solstice]

do not the orb

[old raptor]

Ice cold

[strange gyro]

gracias, lads @simple solstice @raven crane

[raven crane]

hey so

I need help with one more thing

[outer urchin]

anybody can help with bunker please

[strange gyro]

hm?

[raven crane]

bunker

[strange gyro]

ok

[polar parrot]

Bring it on

[raven crane]

you help me I help you

[simple solstice]

No

[polar parrot]

Calm down opal we’re only jesting

[old raptor]

I'm shaking from excitement

[raven crane]

need 4 always for bunkers

[simple solstice]

I dont need to be told to calm down lol. Try to understand that there is a zero tolerance policy and we can't be seen to be endorsing or encouraging it

even if in jest

[strange gyro]

we are outside bunker @raven crane

[balmy field]

Thanks for everyone who helped me to sell

[polar parrot]

No one is endorsing anything

[polar cedar]

Anyone available to help me sell?

[spark geyser]

Still need? Am free now

[raven crane]

ok i'm stuck at transaction pending

nvm

[spark geyser]

Oh lol just as I scroll back you send again

[simple solstice]

#gtao-crew message

[polar cedar]

Think I just got help

[austere galleon]

imout

[spark geyser]

Written in the event guidelines
Says it's allowed if agreed on by both parties

[patent flame]

Let’s nuke

[simple solstice]

Im pretty sure thats out of date because the last time I brought it up, it was state to be strictly zero tolerance under any circumstances

[polar parrot]

Maybe at car meets

[simple solstice]

@waxen creek you able to clarify?

[spark geyser]

It's the document linked in the event post is all

[polar parrot]

It’s irrelevant anyway as we were only joking

[gloomy ibex]

"all involved parties" would be the entire session, this is a peaceful sell session so it's still against that

[fleet basalt]

Is the sell session still going on?

[patent flame]

Did the entire session blow each other up?

[old raptor]

What the fuck man

[polar parrot]

You’re not involved if 2 people are on top of mt chilliad alone

[gloomy ibex]

no, what's your point?

[polar parrot]

My chilliad

[patent flame]

How are they involved

[old raptor]

@waxen creek i'm really sorry

[waxen creek]

u sacrificed my money for this post

wait it wasnt u

[gloomy ibex]

thanks for asking. everyone sees killing taking place, it makes everyone nervous, can give people the signal it's OK to kill anyone

[polar parrot]

Must’ve been that noob Remy

[old raptor]

Hey i got eye pain

[polar parrot]

True

[gloomy ibex]

best to keep things simple as sell sessions are very high stakes

[patent flame]

You mean rumi?

[polar parrot]

Basically blind at this point

[pliant veldt]

@simple solstice now on a lighter note, fun fact, Slovakia's capital city, Bratislava and Vienna, Austria's capital are so close to each other you can get from one to the other by bus. they are afaik the only capital cities of this type

[simple solstice]

No, it was said for any crew events. Sell sessions are still a crew event.
And the reasoning stated was because people too quickly get heated & out of hand and it quickly derails into a toxic cesspit.

[polar parrot]

If I meant Rumi why the fuck I wrote Remy

[raven crane]

@simple solstice @strange gyro thank you vvery much guys

[simple solstice]

Believe me, I'd love to pvp, that was why I even asked the mods originally

but I was told that it was zero tolerance under any circumstances during crew events

[polar parrot]

Yeah it’s all good, like I said we were only joking

[simple solstice]

so that is what I am reciprocating

[patent flame]

Rumi is a beach who cant fly helicopters

[gloomy ibex]

should be bus/coaches between London/Cardiff/Edinburgh

[polar parrot]

@reef hazel

Don’t stand for this

[gloomy ibex]

and between Belfast and Dublin

[waxen creek]

i believe it falls under the same category as me saying "worth banning for that in my opinion"

[spark geyser]

Then the official rules should be updated

[raven crane]

@outer urchin invite sir

[waxen creek]

[fleet basalt]

I came back after a few hours, what the hell happened?

[old raptor]

[strange gyro]

Get 'd, nerd

[reef hazel]

Im too busy splatooning

[strange gyro]

[reef hazel]

[simple solstice]

Not trying to ride your asses or anything but like I said before I can't be seen to be encouraging / endorsing, even if just as a joke. Cause then either you guys take it seriously and I get in trouble, or someone else sees it out of context and then we both get in trouble

[polar parrot]

Fr I understand

[simple solstice]

How do you mean

Like subjective to who is actually moderating in that instance?

[strange gyro]

Trashmasters my beloved

[simple solstice]

noOoooOOOOOOO

not the trashmasters

[waxen creek]

gonna try selling cash later again i suppose

[old raptor]

Do you still trust me

"still"

[simple solstice]

looks like im gonna be selling in a public session

[polar parrot]

Clearly that’s why I got the blame

[pliant veldt]

the distance from London to Cardiff is 149 miles(239km), while the distance from Bratislava to Vienna is just a bit less than 80km(49 miles)

[polar parrot]

I’m outside collecting food getting told off

[fleet basalt]

Ay, could i get a couple of hands selling my special cargo, bunker and mc businesses?

[polar parrot]

I’ve dipped anyway, gl with the rest of the sesh people

[green heath]

does anybody know the bug where all people leave the lobby

[simple solstice]

that just means you lost connection

[polar parrot]

That’s not a bug

[fleet basalt]

Disconnecting

[polar parrot]

That’s poor connection

[green heath]

oh

does it have something to do with nat type?

[simple solstice]

that can be part of it

[polar parrot]

Ye

[green heath]

because i always get a message when i come online that i have a strict nat type but idk how to change that

[balmy field]

It depends why it is strict. Do you happen to play with 5G internet?

[fleet basalt]

Anyone available to help with special cargo and mc?

[outer urchin]

thanks for the help with the bunker guys 👍

[old raptor]

np np

[green heath]

4G but it also happens with 5G

[waxen creek]

he meant 5g as in not a land connection

[balmy field]

Yeah those mobile networks don't usually have moderate NAT sadly

[polar parrot]

They’ll usually have settings on like websafe and child safe

[green heath]

oh thank you for the help

[pliant veldt]

@gloomy ibex also I checked and the UK has several national animals, specifically the lion for England, unicorn for Scotland and the red dragon for Wales. We have this(it is unofficially considered our national animal since we don't have a single legally defined national animal)

[polar parrot]

You can call up and have them removed if you can’t turn them off on your account yourself

[pliant veldt]

it's basically a mountain goat

but it's endemic to the High Tatras

[waxen creek]

tatra as in these trucks with weird looking suspension

[polar parrot]

Wales national animal is sheep

[polar parrot]

Bro really listed a fkn dragon as national animal

[polar cedar]

Sorry for who ever was in my crew my game crashed

[raven crane]

ok um

who else needs help

[fleet basalt]

I do

[strange gyro]

chernobog ahh lookin vehicle

[old raptor]

Ahh?

[spark geyser]

Guess I'm in the middle of the ocean now
The planes crash after you leave lol

[raven crane]

invite to bunker

[old raptor]

Why you yellin

[strange gyro]

the chernobog might actually be a tatra

[spark geyser]

Lucky can spawn boat

[pliant veldt]

for sure made a mistake by saying that, but I went off of this

[waxen creek]

crew, 10
looks inside
5

[bold eagle]

can anyone here help me sell my bunker?

[waxen creek]

i can in a lil bit

[pliant veldt]

it's inspired by a MAZ, which is from belarus/russia

[bold eagle]

bet

[pliant veldt]

this is what the most famous Tatra looks like

[waxen creek]

[strange gyro]

You mean Kamaz?

[waxen creek]

man it do be crowded as hell here

[pliant veldt]

purely MAZ

not Kamaz

you can look it up

[raven crane]

@fleet basalt if you have it covered, i'm gonna go get dinner

[spark geyser]

You in your mansion?

[waxen creek]

yeah so i suppose it's to be expected

[fleet basalt]

Mk

[waxen creek]

still funny tho

[spark geyser]

So does anyone need help selling
I joined 7 ducky but they are doing free mode shit
Like exotic exports or drug returning

[waxen creek]

i could try selling my cash again after the sale action failed two times in a row...

[strange gyro]

@simple solstice u good?

[simple solstice]

npcs ruining my entire day

[bold eagle]

I dont see you online

[fleet basalt]

This titan sucks

[raven crane]

join from me

[waxen creek]

dont see anyone in the city, kinda dead

[fleet basalt]

Absolute panic attack

[pliant veldt]

@strange gyro have you seen MrBeast's video when he flew in a car? you know, the $1 vs $100,000,000 car video

[simple solstice]

guess im going to a public session to sell

[pliant veldt]

well, that flying car is produced by a Slovak company

[simple solstice]

gg

[outer urchin]

@fleet basalt nice work dude, i didn't do much
thanks for the help tonight guys
i'm off now o/

[bold eagle]

why do y'all play on free aim?

[fleet basalt]

See ya

[waxen creek]

i blame suz

[spark geyser]

Actually my meth is full again could I get help selling

[raven crane]

lmfao sure

[fleet basalt]

I got a few more cargo missions if anyone’s available to help

Though more likely i’ll wait for later’s sell session

[simple solstice]

sure come help me in a public session and I'll help with the meth

[spark geyser]

I boosted it since its 2x money
Sold at the start and its full again

[bold eagle]

why everyone leaving?

[waxen creek]

p sure bonker is the only one worth boosting

[simple solstice]

nvm I cant even find a public session with people in it wtf man

[waxen creek]

11h cut down to 3 and change

[simple solstice]

because I want to sell and everybody already left the session after I spent the past 4 hours helping everyone else

[spark geyser]

Started 4 hours ago usually dies out about now

[bold eagle]

oof

[raven crane]

@spark geyser i'm outside

[old raptor]

catch me outside how about that

[strange gyro]

holy 2018

[old raptor]

Don't call me old

[strange gyro]

unc

[bold eagle]

fml

[waxen creek]

[bold eagle]

[raven crane]

fucks

[spark geyser]

Jerry killed me ban them /s

[raven crane]

sorry bro my taxi skills are bad

[waxen creek]

should practice taxi evasion

[spark geyser]

Thanks @waxen creek @raven crane

[raven crane]

anytime bro

4 mill more until mansion

[spark geyser]

@bold eagle still want help?

[bold eagle]

sure

just got to get back to my bunker

[raven crane]

@bold eagle invite

wait give me a minute

restocking businesses

[bold eagle]

all good I think I just need 2

[raven crane]

ok cool

[waxen creek]

u gotta move out of this shit ass bunker

[bold eagle]

but why tho?

[waxen creek]

case in point with this sale

[bold eagle]

its not too bad

[waxen creek]

it is very bad but just not too bad

[simple solstice]

how many are still in crew sesh

I got NC to sell

[waxen creek]

5'

[simple solstice]

i dont think im gonna help with sales anymore

[bold eagle]

cool, thanks y'all

[waxen creek]