motorsports

[dusk pier]

Alonso joining Mercedes

[celest wraith]

just rumours

And you know how Alonso rolls

[dusk pier]

Yeah

[celest wraith]

Russell isn't exactly new driver

He's certainly young

[dusk pier]

Redbull and Aston Martin are eyeing on sainz

For 2025 season

[celest wraith]

Sainz also seems to be eyeing Audi

[thorny seal]

.

[dusk pier]

Seeing Lewis in black for last time

Lewis in red ♥️

Lewis increased the Ferrari stock price

[flint flicker]

Bro i thought it was a meme

Lu lu at ferrari?

[proud terrace]

Lewis drives for grotti now

Makes no diff

Max and junk energy will always win 🤑🤑

[celest wraith]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1753330073111785624

Good to see Osaka not getting the Japanese GP

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

Suzuka’s remaining on the calendar until at least 2029 following a five-year extension to host the Japanese Grand Prix.

F1 CEO Stefano Domenicali describes the circuit as “part of the fabric of the sport” #F1

Twitter · Feb 2, 2024, 8:10 AM

https://vxtwitter.com/LN4WDC/status/1753148158602068190

Kekw

[keen halo]

Vesseur must have the biggest balls i haver seen to pull of a move like this

https://twitter.com/UTDHaMzA21/status/1753102931543593290

Hamza #44 #63 (@UTDHaMzA21) on X

This is when Lewis decided to leave

Twitter · Feb 1, 2024, 5:08 PM

Btw i saw this and now it makes a lot of sense

[celest wraith]

Vasseur and Hamilton will hopefully be a positive sign that things at Ferrari are changing

[dapper rock]

then Leclerc wins the championship instead

[celest wraith]

Fireworks are always welcome

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/ScotRail/status/1753126527594533017?t=lF1EgU3TRjGE1PgWYf_erA&s=19

[proud terrace]

Lance stroll will join mercedes

[obtuse notch]

I don't think papa Stroll has enough to buy them too 🤔

[short quiver]

you underestimate papa stroll??

[pulsar vine]

https://twitter.com/formularacers_/status/1753539539711271353?t=iv9wQCEezM3iPngmf_dasw&s=19

formularacers (@formularacers_) on X

🚨 | Lewis Hamilton will bring several Mercedes engineers with him to Ferrari.

Peter "Bono" Bonnington would be welcomed by Maranello.

[@GiulyDuchessa]

Twitter · Feb 2, 2024, 10:03 PM

how can Ferrari do this

[celest wraith]

More like, how can Vasseur do this

[dusk pier]

Lewis with his engineers in Ferrari trying their best to win

[hard mantle]

nuh uh

[wise hare]

I will drive for Mercedes

Mark my words

[celest wraith]

Of note: Kimi Raikkonen would have lost his superlicense by then

[gaunt agate]

Ah yes, bro came out of retirement just to do a Schumacher

[unkempt loom]

no saying that bono wants to come with lewis. his first words to lewis moving was "is it april 1st already?"

now daniel cant fill in for mercedes either due to helmut saying that danny is on a long term contract with no clauses to get out

[oblique jewel]

so basically

sainz

to Mercedes

[keen halo]

No he is going to Audi for 2026, and Mercedes want a 2nd driver for long term

[oblique jewel]

everyone saying he’s going to Audi is just pure speculation

just because his dad drives for Audi doesn’t necessarily mean he will

[neat crane]

Just a side note, when sending these types of posts make sure to clarify (you can use sarcasm) that they aren’t to be taken seriously

Otherwise it will be treated as spreading misinformation

[raw fjord]

I’m sure Räikkönen is done at F1, I think he does some NASCAR races

[raw fjord]

True

[raw fjord]

That’s if Mercedes decides to pull a Red bull/Checo Perez move back in the winter break of 2020/2021

[keen halo]

I don't believe he is going to Mercedes honestly, but I didn't expect LH go to Ferrari, so it's fear game

[copper sleet]

He looks alright tbf

[dusk pier]

Mercedes becoming Ferrari:

[dapper rock]

https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1754203164314599482?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1754203164314599482|twgr^b22fd269d6731f81ce064632c8084867545966a8|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F1aiu80j%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse

Scuderia Ferrari (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

🗣️ “The black is gone, the white is back”

Watch @CarlosSainz55 & @Charles_Leclerc take a look at their new 2024 race suits 👀

Twitter · Feb 4, 2024, 6:00 PM

[harsh cobalt]

Roughly 3 hours left for them...

[proud terrace]

Sorry dude I will remember that for next time

This post is sarcasm guys btw js

[dapper rock]

Red Bull team principal Christian Horner has been placed under investigation following accusations of 'inappropriate behaviour'

[proud terrace]

Ok

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/RBR_Daily/status/1754484006890934508?t=w887JrCJv710KBvQZ2TyNA&s=19

RBR Daily (@RBR_Daily) on X

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Red Bull has launched an independent investigation after allegations of inappropriate behavior by team boss Christian Horner.

The company confirmed this after questions: 'We take this very seriously."

Horner himself denies these accusations.

[@ErikvHaren]

Twitter · Feb 5, 2024, 12:35 PM

[harsh cobalt]

Unfortunately I still remember the incident in Austria involving those Aston Martin fans.

[harsh cobalt]

It's aiight.

Glad they kept the Duracell battery.

[spring silo]

Same as last year’s?

[harsh cobalt]

https://www.youtube.com/live/BYy7SRg_ul8?si=1nfVfZT1czO1m-7m

I guess even Sky doesn't like the whole Sauber name.

[slate goblet]

Definitely, the Duracell intake is a treasure

[oblique jewel]

Revolutionary

[harsh cobalt]

Kick Sauber's new team principal:

WAIT OH FUCK

https://twitter.com/RBR_Daily/status/1754545436612780293?t=kHSfb1nmqcCnjjIX1WBqCQ&s=19

RBR Daily (@RBR_Daily) on X

🚨 According to Motorsport - Total, Christian Horner is said to have been friendly advised to voluntarily resign as team boss and vacate his post

Twitter · Feb 5, 2024, 4:40 PM

@dapper rock this ain't good.

Also... @bumstuff,?

[celest wraith]

Looks very thematic

[dapper rock]

[dapper rock]

hell yeah

[harsh cobalt]

Of all things? Bumstuff?

[hard mantle]

Christian Horner under actual trouble?

Nah that's wild

What inappropriate behaviour

[dapper rock]

it was swollentesticles before I think

[harsh cobalt]

Again.

What?

[dapper rock]

hell yeah

can't wait for this car to come out well done

stake f1 team uniform

what a downgrade 😔

[pulsar vine]

the car doesn't look too bad

its nice

[harsh cobalt]

Racing Drones looking ass.

[raw fjord]

Bet the race suits are just green and white everywhere

[hard mantle]

it looks like mtn dew gamer fuel Halo 3 edition

[dapper rock]

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1754571345956835487?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1754571345956835487|twgr^5824740bc58005a65ad6356396b19be25ef298bb|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F1ajnj71%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse

Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) on X

F1 Commission agrees to reorder Sprint weekends:

Friday - FP1 and Sprint Qualifying
Saturday - Sprint and GP Qualifying
Sunday - Grand Prix

Also increase to four PUs per driver for 2024 and 2025

DRS to be activated one lap after a race start rather than two

#F1

Twitter · Feb 5, 2024, 6:23 PM

[hard mantle]

RGB lookin ahh

[hard mantle]

DRS so quick on

gonna see some hasty overtakes

especially on colder weekends when the tires aren't warmed properly but DRS gets activated

[wise hare]

Desperately trying to make it more exciting while making more money

[meager yew]

xbox 360

[open oracle]

Guys is f1 23 worth now that is 20€

Should i buy it?

[obtuse notch]

I haven't played it, but I saw on r/F1game that it was very buggy abs disappointing in it's first few months. Idk if it's been patched at all

[open oracle]

I made up my mind and im gonna buy it

[celest wraith]

maybe the part of sharing joke posts as truths is contributing for being ousted from F1 communities

[celest wraith]

I mean, better being made aware of potential problems than continuing wandering around like a headless chicken and setting landmines off

[harsh cobalt]

Sauber looking good.

[rotund ridge]

I’m excited for Audi to join

[celest wraith]

You have to deal with the horrid diarrhea that is Kick Sauber Stake

for 2 years

[slate goblet]

I was wondering if it'd look better in real lighting conditions (i.e. not having fucking Xbox spotlights all over it), then I looked it up and... yeah this looks bad.

[harsh cobalt]

What if it was red or teal?

[slate goblet]

Less ugly, but falls right back into the trap of not being distinct enough from other teams.

"Knockoff Ferrari" and "Knockoff Mercedes" are the vibes I get from those colors.

[harsh cobalt]

What about Knockoff Jaguar (Formula E)?

Yellow would be Renault. Orange, McLaren. Blue is already taken by RB, Toro Rosso and Williams.

And purple wouldn't work...

[latent rover]

purple would work but only with white or other lighter colour contrasting it

which is another way of saying 'alot more uglier than the xbox car'

i will be real, i have little to no problems with the ben10 f1 car

[celest wraith]

https://twitter.com/formularacers_/status/1755178534119653544?t=-U9lRZvODYXtiXiY1tiIQw&s=19

Stake got kicked

formularacers (@formularacers_) on X

🚨 | Sauber appears to have removed Stake from its partner list on their website - as first called by @decalspotters.

Twitter · Feb 7, 2024, 10:35 AM

[wise hare]

U guys heard the news about horner?

[meager yew]

yup rumors are they gonna sack him

we will find out on friday hopefully what's gonna happene

if Horner actually did it its shameful and stupid at the same time

anyways ima watch the alpine car reveal

[open oracle]

If f1 didnt exsist would you rather watch nascar of rally

[open oracle]

Teal is bussin

[oblique jewel]

plain carbon fiber for another year

[vestal kernel]

Oscar piastri on top

[open oracle]

Perez is the sexy man

[dapper rock]

sainz better looking

[keen halo]

Grid in 2024

[slate goblet]

At least McLaren looks real good in it last year

[shell stirrup]

which f1 car got good mileage and horsepower?

[open oracle]

Id say merc

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/FastestPitStop/status/1755543067728240975?t=N5cziwJ0dLfaJJbFjhwpfQ&s=19

Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop) on X

🚨 | The bond of friendship between Adrian Newey and Christian Horner is said to have been broken.

Newey has already told Red Bull that he will remain loyal to the team even without Horner.

#F1

Twitter · Feb 8, 2024, 10:44 AM

Oh this ain't good.

[open oracle]

Damn

[celest wraith]

You want to have a choice of something that is within 0.7% of each other

[celest wraith]

This whole debacle doesn't do good for Max Verstappen's career

With consideration of who is rumoured to started the whole shitshow

[harsh cobalt]

Helmut? Jos?

[celest wraith]

Jos

[harsh cobalt]

istg, don't do it Jos.

[celest wraith]

This smells like a hostile takeover

So Max is settling down hard at Red Bull

Don't see anywhere else that would be receptive to such toxicity tho

[harsh cobalt]

?

[celest wraith]

Ousting people who disagree with certain group

[latent rover]

Jos

[celest wraith]

I'm referencing Red Bull is turning into Josland Maxland

[harsh cobalt]

On Max's or Jos's behalf?

[shell stirrup]

Oh okay thanks ...could you give names of any good cars in that category

[oblique jewel]

Ferrari F1-75

Incredible reliability

[shell stirrup]

Thanks

Ngl the car is hot

[celest wraith]

On Jos imo

F1-75 had 9 DNFs

[oblique jewel]

at least 3 are crash related

unless I’m forgetting something but that means there was 6 reliability DNFs

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/MercedesNewsUK/status/1755574296355676183?t=rBsig2I6fp_VjR1pc9f8QQ&s=19

Mercedes-AMG F1 News (@MercedesNewsUK) on X

🚨 CONFIMATION: Lewis Hamilton is FORBIDDEN from directly poaching Mercedes staff to join him at Ferrari due to a clause in his Mercedes contract.

Motorsport Italy first reported the clause this morning, and PlanetF1 reached out to Mercedes and confirmed that the clause exists.

Twitter · Feb 8, 2024, 12:48 PM

So no Bono?

[slate goblet]

Well, that kind of puts a dent into dreaming he'd pull a Schumacher

[meager yew]

there is already news on this

The two friends' (Horner and Newey) contracts were once linked to one another. But according to information from F1-Insider.com, the bond of friendship has now broken. Newey has already told Red Bull that he will remain loyal to the world champion team even without Horner.

I dont think newey is leaving redbull anytime soon

[meager yew]

Well a non-poaching clause signed by Lewis prevents him to actually reach out to those guys to go to Ferrari, but it obviously doesn't prevent Ferrari to just make an offer to Bono or Shov, since neither of those guys or Ferrari signed anything

and even if Lewis himself decided to do it and get bono, would be super hard to even prove in a court of law.
Unless Lewis starts coming into Mercs HQ and starts outright telling people to leave.

Kendrick Lamar and Baby Keem performing at the VCARB Launch

[oblique jewel]

VISA CASHAPP VENMO PAYPAL MASTERCARD RB IS RETURNING TO BLUE AND SILVER

BREAKING NEWS!!

[hard mantle]

waaaa

[cosmic briar]

Surprised this server have F1 channel.... Didn't know these Yank mods are F1 fan.... After watching Netflix TV show Drive to Survive lol.....

[cosmic briar]

Still don't like the name... I just call them team Racing Bulls by VISA

That what they should go by.... Instead team Cashapp VISA RB(it will be confusing.... Because most people think RB stand for TEAM Redbull but they aren't the Redbull just junior/sister team of Redbull)

[wise hare]

are you like an old f1 fan or started watching after that show?

[raw fjord]

I think both of them have a contract of one leaves, the other one can leave if they want to

[meager yew]

yoooo lesss goooo

[meager yew]

Newey was pretty straight he's loyal to redbull I dont think he would be going anywhere

unless.... they pay him a fuck ton of money

[meager yew]

buy I hope its not all carbon fiber 😭

[celest wraith]

It's disingenuous to assume:

1- Every mod is American;
2- Every mod started watching F1 because D2S

This server has a F1 channel because the F1 talk flooded other channels and has enough inertia during race events

[hardy holly]

and i can say pretty confidently that most of the regulars in this channel don't like D2S, for... various reasons

especially the type of fans it's brought to F1 races : )

[celest wraith]

We used to shit on FIA more

[celest wraith]

It's like we totally did not expect the HUGO in front

[latent rover]

hang on

are tehy back to the toro rosso tag now

oh ive just seen it

boooooo

[dapper rock]

colour on the car

wow

[oblique jewel]

tbh that is beautiful

[shell stirrup]

Thats hot

[keen halo]

This might be the best livery untill today

[meager yew]

yeah I'm callong this toro tosso

visa cash app can hell with it

[dawn swan]

I'm not really into F1

But I like that blue, I admit it

[cosmic briar]

It is just weird seeing yall yank watching ours sports..... Don't yall have NASCAR or IndyCar or Indy500 what you people call it?.... That like saying people from Africa watching NBA but NBA only showcase in USA not around the world it just strange.....
Not trying to be rude but it is a joke/meme/insult towards American fans of F1 mostly new ones in F1 Community if you don't know.....Because most of yall have no knowledge of F1 or don't know the history of F1.... Because back in old days like early 2000s there's no many American fans of F1...neither American Drivers in F1 Grid since around 1970s....until Logan Sergeant show up... ( buy his way in kinda suck in my opinion but hey he is a paydriver what you expect) . But now we getting more American fans because TV Shows Drive to Survive, Logan Sergeant and FIA keep adding more racetracks from USA to F1 calendars....

https://youtu.be/djKIrzcjB4o?feature=shared

[dapper rock]

step 1, realise that most people in this channel are in fact not American

[cosmic briar]

Like for a example American New outlet making a post about Lewis Hamilton making a move to Ferrari but in the comment sections most of yall Americans don't know who Lewis Hamilton is.... Talking about "Can someone explain this in NBA teams" "Who is this guy?" like that... Since yall don't pay attention to ours sports since Yall American have NASCAR, Indy500, NBA or this so call "Football" you speak of the NFL......
@celest wraith

But hey it is just weird seeing yall watching ours sports...... But hey we getting new fans since yall are starting to learning about F1..

[oblique jewel]

what makes you think the people in this channel are
A. American
B. Don’t know the sport already

I think everyone in this channel has been watching F1 for at least 3 years

[latent rover]

Maybe some of them are being sarcastic and joking about

[celest wraith]

If you have given a damn about people's origins then you wouldn't have mindlessly started with some racial stereotyping and lumped everyone into the US flag, which a couple of people here would have taken a great offense into.

I am also amused that you've happened to be interacting with some Europeans/Australians, first time getting called a yank in this channel

2- Why do you have to start with the premise that Nascar and Indycar are American only sports? For starters, Indycar has clearly patriotic drivers such as Romain Grosjean, Callum Illot , Marcus Ericsoon (a Indy500 winner). These drivers surely had no impact in F1 whatsoever, right?

[latent rover]

That like saying people from Africa watching NBA but NBA only showcase in USA not around the world it just strange
?????

this is what gets me

[celest wraith]

Also, "people from Africa watching NBA is strange" is the biggest insult to African nations ever. African nations do love watching European football championships because they are exciting, they support European countries teams and players, especially some of them do have ancestry in Africa itself. It is a consequence from the colonial past, but look at France and the amount of players who have families in Africa. Are these Africans ashamed that its France lifting the World Cup? No, its their boy that is lifting them and they love it even if its tagged to France.

[latent rover]

oh i interpreted that as 'the NBA is a American-only televised program and noone else are able to watch'
which is also untrue

[celest wraith]

I don't want to engage the test because it sounds more and more blatant racism at this point, but I'll say this: Regardless of the background they come, when new people interact with this channel, they will be seeing some fairly technical or regulatory discussions, and have the opportunity to learn more from F1. Just because someone is from X or Y it's not a reason to reject them, because that's called being stereotypical from atop of an ivory tower

[celest wraith]

The NBA and their traditionally strong Chinese viewership

[meager yew]

gwad damnn

bro's lookin beautiful in that suite

[tulip perch]

the white on the VCARB front wing is the only unlikeable thing about it

otherwise its a lovely livery

[copper sleet]

Is that Lewis Hamilton

[meager yew]

Yeah clearly

[raw fjord]

Next season mate

[open oracle]

Id smash

[meager yew]

ayo

[harsh cobalt]

Guess the driver.

Hiding the answer in spoilers.

[odd jetty]

im american just started watching f1 and dont know the sport that well

[rigid grotto]

Hi new f1 here my brother got me into it and got me a Ferrari hat what’s the best way to follow the racing and stuff :))

[rain rover]

latifi / reddit streams

tiktok

instagram

ig and tiktok for news is not too bad

[celest wraith]

Please be mindful about #rules

Disseminating ways to watch F1 using less than legal means is... frowned upon

[harsh cobalt]

Check the left sidepod. 👀

[harsh cobalt]

Considering the recent silly season + drama:

[keen halo]

That will be the exact car for mercedes

[gusty creek]

basically nascar but u now also turn right and left on the same track

[slate goblet]

~~The cars are also likely to take severe damage if they hit one another.

Oh and drivers aren't supposed to fight each other out on the side of the track after a race-ending crash.~~

[open oracle]

[harsh cobalt]

Meanwhile:

Aw naw.

The face that says it's already Joever.

[oblique jewel]

hmm seems like a redbull to me

[keen halo]

The ferrari is looking hella fire

[hard mantle]

man.

I love the ferrari but theres still a part of me that wishes we got the red and white back 😔

[gaunt agate]

Are these actually real?

[harsh cobalt]

Nope. I made'em.

Why?

[gaunt agate]

Pretty cool

[harsh cobalt]

Also, the Williams one has a small dupe error. It wasn't supposed to say "Change is upon us" there.

[gaunt agate]

Pierre Gasly has to be an underrated driver to be honest

But then again, if a driver is in F1. He isn't underrated in any way.

[harsh cobalt]

Besides it's hard to tell when your car is shit or just not good enough.

Or if your car is deemed "too good".

[open oracle]

Bro its real

[harsh cobalt]

It isn't.

[open oracle]

Bruh

[open oracle]

Whats this then

[oblique jewel]

Look at what they replied to

[austere oasis]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT HAS SIDEPODS

why does it look weird with sidepods

im not used to this

[pulsar vine]

looks beautiful

[austere oasis]

it does look very nice

look unique but i just cant pinpoint how

[celest wraith]

The black colour looks nice there

Unlike other cars that are just plastered on

[keen halo]

Ingl I don't like much of this livery fr

[slate goblet]

It's pretty meh IMO

[dusk pier]

Black sliver combo

Looks fine

Not the realest look

[austere oasis]

its unique to say the least

[harsh cobalt]

[cold geyser]

Where the Red bull fans at ?, I am

[harsh cobalt]

Ok, but what about....?

[pulsar vine]

wow black and red also look beautiful when did they make this?

[harsh cobalt]

They never will.

[valid tide]

verstappen is the f1 version of mbappe

[spring silo]

Can you explain why

[valid tide]

prodigy

[harsh cobalt]

Careful, the RB20 got leaked.

[oblique jewel]

Redbull RB20

[harsh cobalt]

https://www.youtube.com/live/PGL788cIJRA?si=16qRmTtDmw3eBwUW

[oblique jewel]

Ok here’s the RB20 for real

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGZuB76WUAAFeb9.jpg:large

[harsh cobalt]

Wait.

What am I seeing?

What am I not seeing?

Where is it? 👀

[ornate relic]

new red bull car is same livery as last year 😭

[harsh cobalt]

Uhm...

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

[keen halo]

Congrats to RB for not changing is fuking Car

[harsh cobalt]

Livery-wise they didn't change

But they actually did it.

They did the funniest thing.

[oblique jewel]

And the year before, and before, and before, and since 2016

[harsh cobalt]

Yep, you can see it now.

Or lack thereof.

[dapper rock]

yooo

£198 😩

[keen halo]

The drip holly

[harsh cobalt]

I kinda wanna get it.

Even if I ain't a full-on McLaren fan.

It looks fuego.

[dapper rock]

😍

[keen halo]

Bro Lando could be an Model

[dusk pier]

Redbull with the same livery🥰

Ferrari Fire

[open oracle]

Gonna buy this mf

[wise hare]

do it

buy fernando renault as well

[open oracle]

Sure

Theres 8 left and its 35 bucks

[open oracle]

I aint playing 35 bucks for it bro its too much for it

[keen halo]

Só did Ferrari break after 24H of the launch, that must be a record of some what

[wise hare]

https://youtu.be/ONDCFC3h4K0

this was quite entertaining to watch

[meager yew]

guys guys guys

https://f1-insider.com/formel-1-horner-sexuelle-belaestigung-red-bull-61829/

The employee, who is currently on sick leave, wants to take legal action in England for [sexual harraassment in the workplace]. Horner has offered her 650,000 pounds to resolve the matter behind the scenes, but she has turned it down. She is said to have already applied for legal action.

[glacial agate]

oof

[meager yew]

also

This is also due to the internal investigation last Friday, which was carried out by an apparently independent lawyer for Red Bull. Apparently because the lawyer was appointed by the Thais. He questioned Horner and the employee, among others, for eight hours and was then supposed to submit a final report. However, this never arrived at Red Bull headquarters in Austria. The good man preferred to go on vacation first. He could not be reached by telephone, which is why Red Bull only speaks of a "deliberate disappearance".

bro said "fuck it" and went on a vacation

😭

[glacial agate]

straight dipped

[kind urchin]

What is with the Carbon fiber?

[celest wraith]

What do you mean exactly by that

Is it about the liveries?

[kind urchin]

Yeah

Most of the cars are going to look identical on the track

[celest wraith]

Identical, wouldn't say so

But bland? Probably

Blame FIA for making meh rules

[wise hare]

Weight reduction bruh

[kind urchin]

Ferrari doesn’t use carbon fiber

[wise hare]

[kind urchin]

Enzo Ferrari once said “aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines”

[wise hare]

Niki Lauda said about ferrari "It's terrible. Drives like a pig."

and "It's a shitbox! It under-steers like crazy and the weight distribution is a disaster. It's amazing - all these facilities, and you make a piece of crap like this."

[kind urchin]

Niki Lauda won two of his championships in a Ferrari

[wise hare]

cus he fixed them

[celest wraith]

This has the same validity as "cars won't replace horses" in the 1920s

[celest wraith]

So what is Ferrari's car made of? pasta?

[wise hare]

electric cars wont replace internal combustion cars?

[neat crane]

Formula E more like... Formula ew

[harsh cobalt]

And thus he challenged a farmer to create supercars with aerodynamic shapes and powerful engines.

And said farmer employed a janitor who revolutionized the supercar industry using carbon fibre.

[kind urchin]

That’s made up by the other car companies and I will not stand for this slander

[high ocean]

Favorite F1 player

[celest wraith]

They are not players

They are drivers

[neat crane]

They play with our feelings

[open oracle]

The realest thing ever said

[open oracle]

Max and Alonso

[bronze drum]

hear me out

koenigsegg f1 car

[celest wraith]

Good luck on that

With the shitshow that is the Andretti entry + how wildly different F1 is headed compared to Koenigsegg

And how F1 is a massive money sink hole

[open oracle]

Pagani f1

[harsh cobalt]

This is the Pagani F1.

[meager yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781898766957412393/1207783356469616744/10_Car_Gif_Full_Res.gif

[cunning hare]

Anything to do with Pagani is great 👍

[lone palm]

anyone fancy helping recreating some of the f1 tracks then host a mini championship? on gta 5

[copper sleet]

McLaren F1

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/leclercsletters/status/1759671127473807460

HAHAHAHAHA

[rotund ridge]

Audi

[slate goblet]

lmao what

Did they really

[copper sleet]

Bono......

[kind urchin]

Anyone staying up to watch the practice?

[wise hare]

GG season

[austere oasis]

engine start no problem

5 minute later engine kapoot

[celest wraith]

Pack it up boys

It's over

[wise hare]

[pulsar vine]

One week left right?

[harsh cobalt]

I lowkey wanna see RBR pull off the 24/24 wins.

[keen halo]

[copper sleet]

same

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/RBR_Daily/status/1760282298006524281?t=ilp2DBYfnvNwkjP_RV9Yyg&s=19

RBR Daily (@RBR_Daily) on X

🚨 Formula E CEO Jeff Dodds is set to donate $250k to charity if Max Verstappen fails to win the 2024 F1 title.

Twitter · Feb 21, 2024, 12:36 PM

[wise hare]

[keen halo]

<BRo how is RDB winning with 0 side pods, the disign of the worst car on MERC

OG

[harsh cobalt]

Remember, it's just testing.

[keen halo]

still

[austere oasis]

they have sidepods, just very tiny inlets

[austere oasis]

exactly

quite a cool little invention

[oblique jewel]

Merc’s problem was the floor not the sidepods

[wise hare]

how they are keeping that engine cold with that smol hole

[oblique jewel]

You see

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202565920590008381/1209843092258291762/image0.jpg?ex=65e8652e&is=65d5f02e&hm=32051ad1316246c559c67bdd360b7d2a15b59dd0828f5c33095fe3a5aedcc226&

[wise hare]

ahhhhhhhh

[vagrant heath]

why this in night time but on youtube where they uploaded the video its in near night time where the sun is still out?

[brisk ivy]

What do you guys think about the rb20? In the test session

[harsh cobalt]

Hard to judge while it's still testing.

And knowing Max, he's always eager to deliver.

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/leclercsletters/status/1760670247693205650

In regards to last year's George Russell F1 Intro pose

[pulsar vine]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C3nQkJLNSNC/?igsh=MXc4MXNiN2w0Mnlseg==

[slate goblet]

tbh it still looks better than Max "why am i here" Verstappen

[latent rover]

'questioning Max' at least makes sense because his particpation in the sport bores him

[wise hare]

What

[latent rover]

oh wow i come back here now and its messy sentence

uh
verstappen looks like he's desensitised from winning

or constipated

[harsh cobalt]

Boys will be boys.

[tall geyser]

Is there formula zero?

[oblique jewel]

max Verstappen

[harsh cobalt]

Formula Max

FMax

Might actually be marketable...

[hardy holly]

RB already has Danny for marketability lel

[hard mantle]

The elitest of athletes

[raw fjord]

Of any motorsport to be exact

[raw warren]

Guys is it revolutionary that a famous and very good driver left mercedes/ Ferrari (dont remember) and join Mercedes/Ferrari (cant recall) ?

[slate goblet]

[cold geyser]

Ferrari most likely dnf during the first race of the season 👀, my prediction

[copper sleet]

Last millisecond [The crew 2]

Don't bully my downshift

[cold geyser]

Damn,that was clean

[copper sleet]

u are talking about Lewis right?

[copper sleet]

Nah

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1758175657866019130?t=PJMZPQVSZ11ZvE7l160AWg&s=19

Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) on X

BREAKING:

Armenia’s PM Nikol Pashinyan said today that new intelligence information indicates that Azerbaijan is preparing for “full-scale war” with Armenia.

4 Armenian soldiers were killed in a clash 2 days ago.

Major escalation in the Caucasus!

Twitter · Feb 15, 2024, 5:05 PM

So uh, Baku might get cancelled if this wilds out.

[cold geyser]

oh no

[oblique jewel]

Well Schumacher once left Ferrari for Mercedes

I say “left” but he retired then came back

[raw warren]

Probably

[celest wraith]

Grain of salt, it's Visegrad

They aren't exactly... reliable

[molten fractal]

dudududu Max Verstapppeeeeen

[open oracle]

Anyone else be looking at Strolls face and is like damn i really wanna punch this guy

[cold geyser]

me

[open oracle]

Thats what am saying like i just wanna puch him

[cold geyser]

based

[slate goblet]

Oh, right.

[harsh cobalt]

Race is on Saturday, btw. Due to Ramadan.

[neat crane]

This week’s race?

I don’t think so

[slate goblet]

He's not wrong though

[neat crane]

But Ramadan isn’t till 2 weeks or so

Yeah… whatever the reason may be

[slate goblet]

Though yeah, a bit weird.

[neat crane]

Eh I don’t mind it

[slate goblet]

Just looked it up further, it's Saudi GP that needs to be held earlier

[neat crane]

Ah

Now it all makes sense

[wise hare]

and why is that a thing to change the race date

[open oracle]

Sheesh

[oblique jewel]

I believe it’s in the rules that 2 races can’t be less than 7 days apart

[neat crane]

Well there’s this, you could conspire that they’re doing it on Saturday for the views and using the Ramadan excuse to keep Muslims happy

But maybe that’s… too far lol

[cold geyser]

We got 3 races in Saturday this year w

[rotund ridge]

Stake has the best liveries out of all teams

[slate goblet]

That's certainly one of the rarer opinions

[rotund ridge]

The green and black just goes so well together

[slate goblet]

Well, if nothing else that's the one brand new livery this year.

Exciting new backdrop for the front-runners to lap

[copper sleet]

one thing I realised is they often have very little sponsors on their livery as compared to others

makes their cars look clean

[harsh cobalt]

cough

[rotund ridge]

Makes it look better

[copper sleet]

Let's not talk about that

[rotund ridge]

Looks like something rendered from a game

[latent rover]

my favourite livery with little amount of sponsors
William's 2021

[harsh cobalt]

Mmh yes, let's not talk about the one time a team came seemingly out of nowhere and mopped the floor with everyone else.

[copper sleet]

Damn.. which year?

[oblique jewel]

09

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/f1broadcasting/status/1762823142844571925

[celest wraith]

Absolute clowns
https://twitter.com/andrewbensonf1/status/1762863475250884844

Andrew Benson (@andrewbensonf1) on X

Red Bull statement: The independent investigation into the allegations made against Mr Horner is complete, and Red Bull can confirm that the grievance has been dismissed. The complainant has a right of appeal." 1/

Twitter · Feb 28, 2024, 3:32 PM

[harsh cobalt]

So... hush money?

[celest wraith]

I smell it that way

Why would "the grievance has been dismissed"

Like, are they admitting that it happened?

Rather than "the allegations have no grounds"

Or something more concrete

Some outlets are spinning it as "cleared"

But that is rather disingenuous

[harsh cobalt]

Huh?

[celest wraith]

The fuck?

Then their messaging was even worse

Because if it's the implication that nothing happened, say nothing has happened

[neat crane]

Perhaps something did happen

I wouldn’t be surprised

But if that’s not the case they fucked up big tine with their wording lol

[cold geyser]

fr lol

[tiny adder]

this shet going into my fap folder ngl

[lilac junco]

F1 Is Back Boiiiii

[austere oasis]

Poor guy

[lilac junco]

lol but i wish him to won a race again

[oblique jewel]

albon never won a race for him to win it again

let alone a championship

[celest wraith]

HUH

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1763182082337988881

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

FP1 CLASSIFICATION

@danielricciardo tops the first session of the new season 🤩

#F1 #BahrainGP

Twitter · Feb 29, 2024, 12:39 PM

HUH

[rotund ridge]

What?

[steel prawn]

Everyone above alonso did fastest laps on softs

[oblique jewel]

I mean

Obviously the RB19 is fast

[open oracle]

Sheesh

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/status/1763225056199778382?t=m9jARDVSi5meIlIVKvfG1A&s=19

Jenna Fryer (@JennaFryer) on X

Correction: In addition to journalists, it is sent to the other team principals, Liberty Media, Stefano Domenicali, and many others. The file contains photos of whatsapp messages and other photos.

Twitter · Feb 29, 2024, 3:29 PM

Well FUCK.

Something smells about this.

And the fact that it was only released today.

[celest wraith]

I told you the wording was weird

Something was fishy af

[harsh cobalt]

Also about that leaked evidence.

Imagine somebody wants to sabotage RBR.

[harsh cobalt]

And here it is:

I swear this reeks of power grab / framimg.

And those selfies don't look right.

[celest wraith]

Those are the most uninspiring selfies

[harsh cobalt]

They almost look fake.

[silk barn]

they look ai generated

[harsh cobalt]

Right?

Especially File 20's lighting.

[silk barn]

[meager yew]

drama is back on boys

Someone really wants horner out

wonder who it can be

honestly if you want to add ransomware to every team's computers this is the way to go

[meager yew]

"I just had a bowl of cocoa pops and now ready for bed"

This looks soo fake lol

Unless horner is actually this bad at game

[harsh cobalt]

A grown man in his 50's eating cocoa pops.

[latent rover]

maybe he's bored of whatever regular things he usually have at home

[gleaming yoke]

Is that that one guy?

[tall geyser]

Looks like the new meme format

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/rbrzoe/status/1763245768943534558

@harsh cobalt yeah I do agree with you it's looking more like someone's trying to burn down stuff

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/F1/status/1763560207693607337

[hard mantle]

very diverse practice session results

max has consistently been outside the top 1 though so I have hope !!

[slate goblet]

What is this reality we're living in

what.

What

Factory team guys

[hard mantle]

naturally

its joever

[oblique jewel]

LOL ALPINE

[celest wraith]

KEKW

[hard mantle]

its joever

blud done put a landslide between him and others

[harsh cobalt]

C'est joefini.

[oblique jewel]

Tbf

[harsh cobalt]

Max: expects Quali to be close.
Also Max:

[oblique jewel]

the RBRs are on fresh softs

[harsh cobalt]

Let's wait for Q3.

[hard mantle]

hopefully Ferrari Merc and McLaren can find some pace in Q3

Otherwise it truly is joever

Why does the merc have a Christmas light on the car

It's joever for Visa Cashapp Moneygram Alphatauri Toro RB Rosso

[errant lantern]

If Checo's number wasn't 11 it would be Yuki's

[harsh cobalt]

Also kek Hulk.

[hard mantle]

Hulkenberg pulling his weight overtime

[flint flicker]

I think they should make a new league

Formula 1+

Basically F1, but no cost cap

No rules

aside from track rules

Just see what team can make the best possible car

Its like allowing steroid use in the olympics

[misty iris]

FIA still got ptsd from group B to do something like that

[hard mantle]

It's joever

Max won

[wise hare]

GG season guys

[hard mantle]

gg

[wise hare]

Pack your shit

[hard mantle]

"it was enough" - GP

[flint flicker]

wait what happened

[hard mantle]

packing it up

[flint flicker]

what was the time difference

[hard mantle]

0.2 and 0.3

From P2 and P3

[flint flicker]

cant wait to see the race

lulu 9th

heh

[cold geyser]

Can't wait to hear the Dutch anthem tomorrow

[flint flicker]

Ferarri after lewis said he wants to make diversity the top priority at ferrari

[cold geyser]

The a524 is a tractor

[hardy holly]

yeah no there's too much PTSD from the 70s/80s/90s F1 lmao

fucking
shit like the brabham turbine mobile
actual PTSD

ALSO

it did exist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can-Am

produced some absolutely insane designs

why did it die?

because it was mindbogglingly expensive

[meager yew]

it feels like we're just going on with whatever we had last year

just alpine shat their bed

pretty much everything else feels like same

[errant lantern]

We need Logan to perform like the GOAT Nicholas Latifi was

It'll be more entertaining

[pure frost]

Lllleeeetttttssss ggggggooooooooooo

[slate goblet]

rip

[dapper rock]

good season guys

[slate goblet]

Yep

[fervent dew]

rus is zooming

something they did worked

[oblique jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876046265111167016/1213503670071722094/20230527_125817.png?ex=65f5b65c&is=65e3415c&hm=0a834efe25d1079dce4259008c659bad7ef1952e2ffbf44f055bad25a6803917&

[wise hare]

Max already 4 seconds ahead in 5 laps

[novel yoke]

Bro Max needa calm down

Gonna lap the whole grid

[fervent dew]

fuck you

[novel yoke]

2am watching Bahrain I'm so tired

Only to watch Max make a 5 second gap in 6 laps

[lament plaza]

TU TU TU DU

[obtuse notch]

All of the interval times are so close except for first and last 😅

[harsh cobalt]

+7 secs

[azure vigil]

Where’s the wdc trophy 💀

[harsh cobalt]

Mods, we need a !max command in here to display the anthem lyrics everytime Max wins.

So we can all sing along.

[wise hare]

Pls no

[harsh cobalt]

LOGAN NO

[azure vigil]

😔😔

[obtuse notch]

I wish Max could take off for the big WEC weekends. He'd still win easily

[azure vigil]

Max in wec would be fire

[harsh cobalt]

Max and Fernando might be a killer team.

[wise hare]

Ferrari in the process of doing the biggest clown moment in the season

[slate goblet]

Oh no. Anyway...

[azure vigil]

Charles not looking very aggressive atm

[harsh cobalt]

Locked up massively.

[obtuse notch]

That's awful. I thought it was mechanical with where he was

[harsh cobalt]

Checo pits.

[azure vigil]

1 minute gap

That sucks

The sauber is so obnoxious looking

[wise hare]

Eye pollution

[harsh cobalt]

Maybe a tad less of it?

[obtuse notch]

Who'd they just say lost their battery?

[harsh cobalt]

31 secs between Max and Checo.

[azure vigil]

Think it’s leclerc

Why isn’t Logan retiring

[harsh cobalt]

2.9s for Max. Meh

[flint flicker]

nothing changed i see

[wise hare]

This is so boring

[flint flicker]

also tf 7 second lead??

[azure vigil]

It was 30 just a second ago

[slate goblet]

So Max has the freshest hard tyres out of anyone at zero cost to him

[flint flicker]

Well see yall in 2025

[pulsar vine]

2025 will be Ferrari's

[azure vigil]

It was Lewis my b

[flint flicker]

Lmao doubt it

[azure vigil]

Max going for his 8

Then everyone can compete again

[pulsar vine]

yo they count the time of the pit stop but not how long they spend time on the pit lane

[flint flicker]

when lewis says he is gonna make diversity a top priority within ferrari

[azure vigil]

He’s gonna have them hire Sicilians

[wise hare]

Ok gonna sleep

Fuck this

[fervent dew]

HAHAHAA

[fervent dew]

I DONT BLAME YOU

12S

[austere oasis]

hamilton seat broken

bro what

[slate goblet]

... what

[pure frost]

Lol wtf

[austere oasis]

how is that even possible?

[slate goblet]

Bottas

[oblique jewel]

major PTSD for him

[slate goblet]

We're not going to have a very exciting year, are we

[oblique jewel]

Just ignore max

[slate goblet]

[fervent dew]

we are not

[dapper rock]

thrilling race, gg

[harsh cobalt]

GG Max

And Checo and Carlos ofc.

[fervent dew]

absolutely soaked in sarcasm

[dapper rock]

will settle for ferrari p3 and p4 🙏

[oblique jewel]

Sainz was moving today

gg

[obtuse notch]

Which voice channel you guys wanna sing the Dutch anthem together in?

[hard mantle]

good start to the year guys 😃

du du du du

[dapper rock]

@fervent dew allow gifs

[pulsar vine]

And Max Verstappen is the 2024 world champion!!!!

[hard mantle]

man.

[fervent dew]

just do this

[lament plaza]

enabled

[fervent dew]

so we can have some actual interesting races

i’m so okay with it

[dapper rock]

ty 🙏

https://tenor.com/view/max-p1-verstappen-verstapenn-win-winner-gif-9994117068647617302

[harsh cobalt]

In case y'all wanna practice for the coming podium ceremonies:

"Wilhelmus van Nassouwe
ben ik, van Duitsen bloed,
den vaderland getrouwe
blijf ik tot in den dood.
Een Prinse van Oranje
ben ik, vrij onverveerd,
den Koning van Hispanje
heb ik altijd geëerd." 🇳🇱

[hard mantle]

man.

my real reaction to the 2024 Bahrain Grand Prix

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[azure vigil]

At least there will be motogp to switch to when the f1 gets boring

[fervent dew]

gets boring

this race was a goddamn snoozefest

[hard mantle]

the only remotely interesting thing was the first fucking corner 😞

i thought half the grid was gonna get allahu akbar'd

the ptsd

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1183760484877488161.webp?size=128&quality=lossless

[keen halo]

So we back to the same huuuu

[austere oasis]

i hope not

[keen halo]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[dapper rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWVn_pSTXFU

[harsh cobalt]

Oh nah, they're probably ringing up Lawson soon.

[hard mantle]

Lovely

[late galleon]

Pretty fun race today. Last season was kinda boring imo

[copper sleet]

Ready to hear the dutch anthem 24/24

[slate goblet]

25, it's sung another time at the beginning of the Dutch GP

[copper sleet]

TUTU-DUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN🗣🔥🔥🔥

[rain rover]

W

bro gained 1 second on the grid eveyr lap

😭

[copper sleet]

Simply simply lovely

[rain rover]

bro new to the server came just to talk abt F1

🔥

i hope he wins 12-13 in a row just for the absurd untouchable consecutive win record

😭

[copper sleet]

24 wins in a row

[rain rover]

would technically be 31 if u count last szn

[copper sleet]

Yeah right

[slate goblet]

On one hand, 24/24 is fucking boring

On the other hand, that 100% (team) win rate record...

[oblique jewel]

just tape out verstappen’s name

Ez

[celest wraith]

https://twitter.com/wbuxtonofficial/status/1764214670599032902

Will Buxton (@wbuxtonofficial) on X

Fun moment in the pitlane before green light yesterday. As I passed the Haas garage one of the guys pulled a spoon out of his pocket and gave me a wink. A methodical week of testing, top 10 quali and really promising race pace, Haas have got every reason to be optimistic for 2024

Twitter · Mar 3, 2024, 9:02 AM

Nice spoon

[harsh cobalt]

Would be a literally unbreakable record, because there likely won't ever be another 24-race calendar in F1 ever again.

[slate goblet]

Buxton talking like this is Haas' first ever "promising start to a season"

[celest wraith]

Waiting for the season they bring a toothpick

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/FastestPitStop/status/1764332084187832608?t=egYPXYTS3bo0QwQJT5Z8EA&s=19

Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop) on X

🚨 | Jos Verstappen is understood to have told friends his son will move from Red Bull if Christian Horner stays at Red Bull.

Horner has repeatedly stated that he is determined to remain team principal.

#F1

Twitter · Mar 3, 2024, 4:48 PM

[dapper rock]

hell yeah

some actio

[oblique jewel]

lol no way he’s going

max won’t move away from the most dominant team just because his dad’s ego was deflated

[slate goblet]

Red Bull Racing

Pros:

• Consistently competitive car (outright dominant under current regulations)
• The biggest factor causing their cars to be non-championship cars in the past has been removed (Renault)
• Ability to deliver good mid-season upgrades without compromising next season's car
• Lightning-quick pitstops
• Excellent strategy calls
• Team is already built around Max as their lead driver
• Corporate culture is generally considered one of the best on grid

Cons:

• Dad's ego is not stroked

idk about you but if I were Max I'd leave in a heartbeat too ||/s||

[oblique jewel]

already talked with toto as well

The NERVE on this man

[slate goblet]

Oh yes, Mercedes, the team that spun around like a headless chicken for 2 entire years not even knowing what's wrong with their car. That team, that will do!

[wraith pulsar]

Ayyy a formula one chat

[obtuse notch]

Idk Fastest Pitstop. Are they a credible source?

I know Max wouldn't leave RB over this, but I could absolutely see Jos saying that

[austere oasis]

I saw it on something else as welll

on instagram somewhere

[rain rover]

and is better than schumacher's 100 podium rate

if only he had gotten at least 3rd in singapore :///

then hed be in goat discussion even moreso

[rain rover]

thats why percentage is a more fair measure

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/fiagirly/status/1764325989809619304

#bruh

Why does this guy want to get into this mess publicly

[rain rover]

the president did not need to do allat 😭 making it worse

also what if an f1 driver was put into the porsche 919 evo for the nurburgring lap record instead of a wec driver? do wec drivers handle as many G's? would an f1 driver be better suited for the 919's insane downforce and cornering speeds?

[hardy holly]

Depends

WEC, especially LMH, can get some crazy downforce levels

But I'd say that they'd be about equal

Nurburgring full is an endurance track so, it's more tuned to WEC style

Like
20-25kms is a long ass track

Assuming full Nordschleife (20km) or the 24h Circuit combined (25km)

[latent rover]

as if he is leaving
why does Jos have to put his nose in everything his son does?

[celest wraith]

Because he can flex his ego

[hardy holly]

Someone needs to kick that convicted wifebeater out of the paddock

[celest wraith]

https://vxtwitter.com/Max33Verstappen/status/1764570362761646155

Fanning the flames

[austere oasis]

did he even crack a smile when max won his first wdc?

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/FastestPitStop/status/1764608630039433233?t=_nrT7AmUxEdgSZfWaeqWoQ&s=19

Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop) on X

⚠️ | AMuS:

At the moment, Max Verstappen is the hottest candidate for the Mercedes seat alongside George Russell.

Helmut Marko is concerned that the turbulence in the team could drive away not only Verstappen, but also star designer Adrian Newey and future engine partner Ford.…

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 11:07 AM

Silly Season Re:Mix

I swear somebody is trying to sabotage Red Bull into quitting F1 for good.

And if it's not Jos, it's probably Ford.

[oblique jewel]

Jos really thinks max will move away from the team that got 21/22 wins in a season, when they’re still that dominant

because Horner hurt his ego 🥺

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1764643522156589524?t=tLwvgQFcRTbqPnfkyeUxpA&s=19

Formula 1 (@F1) on X

Alpine has announced a series of organisational changes across its technical teams following the resignation of Technical Director Matt Harman and Head of Aerodynamics Dirk de Beer.

#F1 #Formula1

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 1:26 PM

[lament plaza]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C33WESeP2Mx/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[celest wraith]

In a more positive note

https://twitter.com/d4nielrics/status/1764391937484742982

meg ✮ (@d4nielrics) on X

do you guys know the answer

Twitter · Mar 3, 2024, 8:46 PM

[oblique jewel]

is that Jeremey Clarkson

[celest wraith]

Yup, he's the host for the UK version

[celest wraith]

https://twitter.com/FastestPitStop/status/1764688360474320957

LOL

Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop) on X

🚨 | The President of the FIA, Mohammed Ben Sulayem is under investigation for alleged attempt to interfere over a race result.

A whistleblower has told the FIA that Ben Sulayem allegedly intervened to overturn a penalty given to Aston Martin's Fernando Alonso at the 2023 Saudi…

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 4:24 PM

[keen halo]

Did I miss anything or it's the Merc-Max rumors have some fundacion

[oblique jewel]

they don’t

[celest wraith]

All because Jos was photographed with Toto in Bahrain

That's the only "foundation"

What seems to be real is the fact that Jos and Horner are having a massive beef

[oblique jewel]

Well sainz sr was photographed with both Horner and Marko

Does that mean sainz will join redbull? …maybe

[zenith glade]

What is actually happening wtf

Is it founded or is it stupid rumors

[oblique jewel]

Stupid rumors by jos himself

[zenith glade]

This mf

[zenith glade]

Ty

[keen halo]

and halmut said that he want against that and dont forget that Max can leave Rb at any point

[celest wraith]

The thing that doesn't help with the discussion here is that last month (not sure if initiated by Jos), some have described Max as a daddy boy

[small lark]

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[gritty prawn]

out of Haas or Alpine which of them could sell to Andretti

[wise hare]

Probably haas cus alpine is also an engine manufacturer

[meager yew]

season is getting even more crazy

#memes-and-shitposting message

[celest wraith]

So uh, my bad
https://vxtwitter.com/JobathanQRTy/status/1764736713954341101

I've shared some links from the FastestPitstop

[oblique jewel]

yeah never believe anything that isn’t from AMuS or F1 themselves

[celest wraith]

Honestly it's a bit of cope to smell the smoke of the flames we can't see which is amusing

[meager yew]

nah bruv who let them cook?

20 storey high

this just screams someone is going to fall off and die here

[wise hare]

Probably not gonna happen cus where u gonna put the audience?

[harsh cobalt]

Underneath.

[fervent dew]

https://x.com/qiddiya_en/status/1764981045093417384?s=20

Qiddiya (@qiddiya_en) on X

Rising 20 storeys above ground level, discover a unique elevated corner unlike anywhere else in the world 🏎️🏁☁️

#QiddiyaCity #PlayLife

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 11:47 AM

[oblique jewel]

All sunshine and rainbows until a driver crashes and flies over the barriers

[neat crane]

Is this sarcasm?

[latent rover]

and people are expected to believe this may get FIA Grade 1 racetrack certification, even if the whole idea actually does get constructed?

wait no, money could talk its way through

[rain rover]

saudis could buy f1 as an org if they wanted to lets be real

[gritty prawn]

true

[meager yew]

yeah no idea

[meager yew]

yeah no way money can buy that much corruption

anyone with eyes can say that's unsafe

[rain rover]

i mean obvs there'd be some engineering feat but thats still expensive and complex af

[rain rover]

not in the middle lol, amusement park apparently

[harsh cobalt]

If I'm supposed to expect anything, you know they're gonna put some kind of projector / screen underneath so that everyone down there can look up and watch the race.

Oh, and because what are the odds that an F1 car would ever fall down there? /s

[hardy holly]

Lmao I'm sorry I had to

too good of an opportunity to pass up

[rotund ridge]

When are we going to get Female Formula 1?

[dapper rock]

There's the F1 Academy I think but F1 decides not to stream that all

Whether that's still on or not, I'm not sure cause the last Formula W thing ended with no warning

[wise hare]

Unfortunately it had a lot of talented drivers but whatever

[fair sparrow]

bro rainbow road

[hard mantle]

we need a turtle shell powerup on that track !!

who will get the highest KDR ?! 🤯

[copper sleet]

El plan is working

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/RBR_Daily/status/1765783109491171441?t=-opIZhyaAsmp-wbzKDDaRw&s=19

RBR Daily (@RBR_Daily) on X

🚨 According to @BBCSport, the reason given by Red Bull for the suspension of the complainant was that the employee had been dishonest.

Twitter · Mar 7, 2024, 4:54 PM

Are we done now?

[slate goblet]

Consequences for assholes making fraudulent harassment claims and making others' lives hell? Did I travel to a better timeline?

Now if only Jos is also taken down a notch or two.

[hardy holly]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/68501426

Good.
Just
Good.

[harsh cobalt]

People on Twitter going "fuck Red Bull, fuck Horner, fuck the FIA, we need more info, this seems sketchy."

What about those two?

[latent rover]

who

These girls are very toxic on social media and there claim is that people called them homophobic slurs in dutch and german even though they dont know either. Wrong people to give a platform
oh okay

i suppose they arent involved in the managment with a formula one team

[meager yew]

pretty sure that's the go to strategy for companies to suspend with pay when under investigation

[halcyon mural]

It's always gonna be a funding/ interest issue

Would the average person watch a female F1 race when men who are physically and objectively better overall have very frequent races as well as F2,3 etc. Also men are most definitely the larger percent in people interested in F1 it's a fair assumption to assume most men would watch other men.

And due to less interest and audience women races wouldn't be advertised as much causing less people to see it causing less profit

@rotund ridge

[open oracle]

Gonna buy this 🔥🗣️

[dapper rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C75kganNPqk

[wise hare]

Chadonso again at it

[celest wraith]

https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1766060854326309195

Scuderia Ferrari (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

Carlos Sainz has been diagnosed with appendicitis and will require surgery.

As from FP3 and for the rest of this weekend, he will be replaced by reserve driver Oliver Bearman. Oliver will therefore take no further part in this round of the F2 Championship.

The Ferrari family…

Twitter · Mar 8, 2024, 11:18 AM

[dapper rock]

F1 Academy is on

if anyone is interested

[slate goblet]

💀

Starting 1.8s behind Bottas, where will he be by the end

[slate goblet]

wheeee

[celest wraith]

https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1766118060216205811?t=so93YbxGv6lPqqCTnBucQg&s=19

Scuderia Ferrari (@ScuderiaFerrari) on X

Update on @Carlossainz55:

Carlos is out of surgery. Everything went well and he is now resting at the hospital. We're sending him our full support for a quick recovery 🙏

Twitter · Mar 8, 2024, 3:05 PM

[hard mantle]

dubs

Bearman P11

not a bad run for a debut, although that ferrari can definitely pull a lot quicker

Hamilton tho 😞

[harsh cobalt]

HOLY FUCK

HELMUT MARKO MIGHT BE SUSPENDED THIS COMING MONDAY.

According to Sky DE at least.

[keen halo]

Not Max pole again 😭

[plush cobalt]

I might have to watch Sky F1 Kids 🤑🤑

[dapper rock]

sounds like Max is threatening to leave if Helmut gets the boot (?)

[placid hatch]

max to merc wont happen, its just his dad's ego

[keen halo]

Fr is dead must be the most annoying dad ever

[hard mantle]

Why is everyone cooking redbull up meanwhile the team itself is not even reacting to anything 😞😞

[latent rover]

modesty i suppose

or they really dont give a shit

[celest wraith]

It's because the team are not saying anything that everyone's cooking

You could look at this way: If nothing was happening, Red Bull would feel in their right place to dispell any rumours, since they are giving a negative image to them

If someone is slandering you, of course you would want them to stop

[harsh cobalt]

https://twitter.com/RBR_Daily/status/1766491940541825145?t=ZMGM2_Iw0Wbky5V5C59loQ&s=19

RBR Daily (@RBR_Daily) on X

🚨Helmut Marko has confirmed to Sky Germany that he will stay at Red Bull after he had his talk with Oliver MInztalff

👀

Twitter · Mar 9, 2024, 3:51 PM

We're still in.

[harsh cobalt]

Rip Stroll

How tf did he end up in the wall?

Fucked the front left suspension by clipping the wall.

Hamilton P3 already.

Also LANDO NORRIS LEADS THE SAUDI-ARABIAN GRAND PRIX!

[pulsar vine]

Hulk did not pit and he's in 8th wth

[wise hare]

Will probably get a penalty

[celest wraith]

Who

[mortal onyx]

Man what the fuck show bearman

Mans had 3 consecutive overtakes off screen

Maybe show his battles idk

[azure vigil]

He has an attraction to walls

He likes telling ppl he’s a racing driver

However he doesn’t like to race

[hard mantle]

Olli Bearman the absolute legend

First debut and went from P11 to P7

[keen halo]

Well, Max Verstapen is the winner of the championship of 2024

[hard mantle]

its joever

[slate goblet]

Gasly

[wise hare]

mag and he got 10 sec

[azure vigil]

Is Sky like all of Europe?

[vernal sentinel]

Do you mean the coverage? They're also used for ESPN in the states, as well as English commentary elsewhere

[azure vigil]

I mean like for news in general

Like

Or like as a service itslef

[fervent dew]

hello jeddah circuit

[vernal sentinel]

They're GB based

[vernal sentinel]

You missed the race, man!
/j

[fervent dew]

i DID

i had paddock passes

[vernal sentinel]

😭

Didn't realise Oliver was so tall

[civic apex]

so max continues his domination😂😭

[harsh cobalt]

Imagine Bearman actually remaining in the Top 10 for the whole season.

[wise hare]

What a chad name

Reminds me of @noble maple

[arctic iron]

wasnt it p10

[arctic iron]

he has the same bday as me

[celest wraith]

Got knocked out in P11 in Q2, finished P7 by holding Norris and Hamilton. Hulk was P10

[arctic iron]

oh ya

[wise hare]

[ocean ferry]

my goat max has almost double the points of 2nd place😭 💀

[keen halo]

It’s funny because it’s true

[cold geyser]

Hell yeah

[ember finch]

What do you guys think about lewis going to ferrari for 2025?

[wise hare]

damn

[open oracle]

Meh

[stiff nebula]

Hello my fellow formula One fans

[rotund ridge]

Audi is the best team with their 1.9 TDI

[sharp ridge]

bro why is there a f1 chat in a gta server

[oblique jewel]

why not

[harsh cobalt]

Because we're all racists motorsport enthusiasts.

[rotund ridge]

Exactly what you said the first time

[mossy moat]

Wirtual

[placid hatch]

were all both

[copper sleet]

fr

[mossy moat]

I cycle 15km in 20min Tu–tu–du–du
Max Verstappen 🗣️🔥

[hard mantle]

🗣️ 🔥 _ _

[copper sleet]

My guy got my respect🗣️🔥🔥

[celest wraith]

Please read #rules before posting. GTA talk is not allowed in this channel, and you know there are consequences if you commit to cheating in GTAO

[arctic iron]

avg speed of 45kmh holy shit

or 28mph

[mossy moat]

It was around 40

I round off

[arctic iron]

zam

[neat crane]

That’s very unrealistic

I can get to 45kmh for a couple seconds if I’m going downhill