general

[elfin ore]

It was kinda catastrophic

Lot of slurs

[normal kiln]

good thing that is locked

[fair dirge]

Are you sure it's literally everyone? It didn't kick in for me until I sent a message.

[split linden]

the bot is about 2h+ behind in terms of rate limit

[hard mountain]

can you give special people nickname permission

[split linden]

yes, it's doing everyone

[normal kiln]

you interact , you get into cache , you get presence , you get your nickname changed

[elfin ore]

😏

[lilac cloak]

i'm special 🥺

[cold jasper]

What's the rate it's doing it at right now, 1 member/10 sec?

[split linden]

well, no, i have listeners

[hard mountain]

you are

[split linden]

i... don't know?

[edgy oxide]

what special

[normal kiln]

well ... now you can tell you are testing the rate limiters of djs

[cold jasper]

icq.js*

[normal kiln]

this becomes now accurate lol

[elfin ore]

Spji, please tell me you are storing the previous nickname for restoration after April fools

[normal kiln]

nope

[split linden]

no

[hard mountain]

gonna go change my id rq

[normal kiln]

i asked the same question earlier

[split linden]

it will reset it to null

[fair dirge]

Right. Was just wondering for the non-participants, but I got my answer in any case.

[elfin ore]

Mods will love you when the nickname requests flood in

[split linden]

there won't

-ev _persist

[amber jewel]

Error:```xl
ReferenceError: _persist is not defined

[ember wharf]

wut

[hard mountain]

incredible

[split linden]

-ev _help -d=2

[amber jewel]

{
  flags: [
    { depth: 2, flags: [Array], default: 2 },
    { deleteCommand: false, flags: [Array] },
    { maxArrayLength: 100, flags: [Array], default: 100 },
    { language: 'js', flags: [Array], default: 'js' },
    { silent: false, flags: [Array] },
    { noTemplates: false, flags: [Array] },
    { noInspect: false, flags: [Array] }
  ],
  exposedConstants: {
    Discord: "import('discord.js')",
    util: "import('node:util')",
    crypto: "import('node:crypto')",
    msg: 'message (command context)',
    exec: 'promisify(execute) (child_process)',
    undici: "import('undici')",
    ms: "import('ms')",
    get: 'Discord REST',
    post: 'Discord REST',
    del: 'Discord REST',
    put: 'Discord REST',
    patch: 'Discord REST',
    _owners: 'bot owner[]',
    _persist: 'object to persist values across eval calls'
  },
  replacers: {
    'members|users/:me': 'client user id',
    'members|users/:id': 'cmd context author',
    'guilds/:id': 'cmd context guild',
    'channels/:id': 'cmd context channel'
  }
}
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `object` • time taken: `0.062029ms`

[elfin ore]

We cooked

[hard mountain]

10x developer sighted

[split linden]

-ev _persist

[amber jewel]

Error:```xl
ReferenceError: _persist is not defined

[split linden]

what

it should be

[lilac cloak]

prefix commands 🥀

[split linden]

-ev _owners

[amber jewel]

Error:```xl
ReferenceError: _owners is not defined

[split linden]

riiip

[normal kiln]

lol

[elfin ore]

Vibe code

[split linden]

ok, guess i have to do real gross shit then

[normal kiln]

maybe you just did a typo

[amber spindle]

-ev throw new Error("lol")

[hard mountain]

attach a debugger

[frail glacier]

Wtf happend to the server

[split linden]

-ev msg.client.souji = msg.client.on("rateLimited", d => msg.channel.send(d))

[fair dirge]

Anyhoo... Enjoy the future, chat! I'll be sure to check in after another 365 days.

[hard mountain]

oh god

[split linden]

inb4 i leaked my token

[hard mountain]

...does it not prevent that

[normal kiln]

not on eval

[hard mountain]

eek

[split linden]

it... should, actually

[normal kiln]

its a file that you sent technically

[amber spindle]

i def didnt check that

[hard mountain]

yeah i don't see it

[split linden]

if it did i'd get a system DM by now

[normal kiln]

pretty sure i send my .env it will go through

[hard mountain]

yeah go ahead and send it

[split linden]

we have a token watcher that publishes it to my gist, after all

[neat patrol]

the token is not enumerable just so that it's not this easy to leak it

[ocean comet]

what's going on?

[neat patrol]

you tell us

[amber spindle]

woah so your saying you download all attachments

[split linden]

-ev msg.client.token

[amber jewel]

'****'
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `string` • time taken: `0.234053ms`

[split linden]

i also did that

[neat patrol]

...now do it twice in an array

[split linden]

not the purpose of it

[normal kiln]

no message warning on files

[split linden]

[neat patrol]

see if your cleaner is as broken as mine was for years

[amber spindle]

and reversed

[split linden]

oh, you mean

[hard mountain]

MzMyNTE1MzM1MTk2NTA4MTYx.GnYY3q.iwcZT55toqGgTsHY4E47-HAPoSrmpLxEw3Tp30

[neat patrol]

not the goal

[amber spindle]

and encoded in base64

[neat patrol]

yes, my replace did not use /g

[split linden]

-ev [msg.client.token, msg.client.token]

[amber jewel]

[
  '****',
  '****'
]
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `object` • time taken: `0.140397ms`

[hard mountain]

hrm what could this be

[neat patrol]

[split linden]

i think you won

[neat patrol]

to both, i guess

[amber spindle]

@limpid arch nice bot

[hard mountain]

i am not a bot

curiosity question

[neat patrol]

self insert much

[hard mountain]

does the same thing happen if i send a user token

[split linden]

it should

big should

[hard mountain]

for obvious reasons i wll not be trying that

[split linden]

idk how usertokens may have changed since me making this

[neat patrol]

i mean, it starts with mfa. if you have 2fa

so that already can throw it off

[amber spindle]

i mean doesnt it depend on what github does and if they tell gh

[split linden]

it doesn't for me, actually

[neat patrol]

it did for me, ages ago

[split linden]

now the more curious question is... why does rateLimited not emit

[amber spindle]

mine doesnt contain any mfa

[split linden]

is that on rest?

ofc it's on rest

[hard mountain]

ok so if you don't have mfa it will give you the client warning but it doesn't seem to revoke your token

[split linden]

-ev msg.client.souji = msg.client.rest.on("rateLimited", d => msg.channel.send(d))

[split linden]

oof

[elfin ore]

cursed discord api

[split linden]

well...

that stopped the entire thing bc it crashed

[normal kiln]

well well well xD

[split linden]

cannot send an empty message

[cold jasper]

Doesn't the data need explicit stringification to be sent first

[split linden]

4am thoughts

yeah, prob.

[hard mountain]

i'm sure that will help the ratelimit

[split linden]

else it interprets it as send options

[amber spindle]

now you can make it do role people first

[split linden]

psss

lazy

[neat patrol]

i told you to eval message creates for them

[hard mountain]

can you have it do me

[neat patrol]

the laziest solution fitting running code

[split linden]

lol

[amber spindle]

make it extract people from mentiones to be high on queue

so i can ping everyone frfr

[zinc hedge]

nah

[edgy oxide]

breaking: TypeScript is just JavaScript with a personality disorder, discuss!

[split linden]

idk, emitting message creates sounds bothersome

[zinc hedge]

did this crash on an 88 or something

[normal kiln]

contains community flagged words ? first time seeing that

[neat patrol]

fetch message with id, emit with it

[edgy oxide]

URGENT: I just pushed production code with console.log('🍆') everywhere

[neat patrol]

you do nothing more with it than queue up front the author

[zinc hedge]

whats wrong with that nick

[neat patrol]

the tag

[split linden]

not the nick, the tag

[hard mountain]

couldn't you just fetch a role?

[split linden]

look at #automod-log

[normal kiln]

No access

[amber spindle]

[neat patrol]

and then do what, for..of over them all?

like it was already doing over entire server anyway?

[zinc hedge]

why is that even included in the payload

[hard mountain]

i mean

[amber spindle]

ah

[hard mountain]

isn't faking message creates gonna do the same thing

[neat patrol]

clearly not if you havent noticed

[amber spindle]

this is the only way in client that i know of to see the name of private channels lol

[neat patrol]

where people get immediately renamed upon sending a message

[hard mountain]

true

[split linden]

that's surely gonna work... surely

-ev msg.guild.roles.resolve("922992006463107112").members.forEach(m => msg.client.emit("messageCreate", {...msg, member: m}))

[amber jewel]

undefined
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `undefined` • time taken: `54.152786ms`

[edgy oxide]

okay so apparently react hooks are actually invented by aliens and

[normal kiln]

it didnt

[split linden]

it does

it's doing sponsors rn

[neat patrol]

see

[amber spindle]

i feel like there is a better way to do this... but thats also funny

[split linden]

-ev msg.guild.roles.resolve("222079219327434752").members.forEach(m => msg.client.emit("messageCreate", {...msg, member: m}))

[amber jewel]

undefined
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `undefined` • time taken: `18.923172ms`

[neat patrol]

i've been doing that for ages

[normal kiln]

Ohhhhhh ok okkkkk

[lament aspen]

Nice

[elfin ore]

18ms, I feel like something is wrong there

[neat patrol]

emitting events doesn't take long

[normal kiln]

you missed a sponsor

[zinc hedge]

...why?

[split linden]

that should be doing profs

[neat patrol]

is the renamer running?

[amber spindle]

they are slowly getting done

[elfin ore]

Oh, are events queued? I thought they were sync

[zinc hedge]

Whats wrong with 18ms

[split linden]

oh, it's still doing spons

jesus, hwo many spons do we have

[zinc hedge]

events are completely async lol

[hard mountain]

spoons

[neat patrol]

that would fall over so fast lmao

[elfin ore]

TIL

[normal kiln]

online , 54

[amber spindle]

what is this

[split linden]

182

that tracks

[neat patrol]

your discord bot would never do anything the moment you do somethign in ready lol

[neat patrol]

a screenshot

[normal kiln]

a picture ?

[split linden]

aand profs are done

[lilac cloak]

oh does prof stand for proficient

[lament aspen]

[elfin ore]

Now me

[amber spindle]

now do github people

[hard mountain]

ohhh

[normal kiln]

we will lose electricity ... nooo

[amber spindle]

how many even is in that nerd role

[lament aspen]

Professor

[split linden]

-ev msg.guild.roles.resolve("1051927277669191741").members.forEach(m => msg.client.emit("messageCreate", {...msg, member: m}))

[amber jewel]

undefined
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `undefined` • time taken: `217.763526ms`

[lilac cloak]

im really a genius

[elfin ore]

Quhj

[split linden]

i could've also done guild member creates, tbh

[amber spindle]

lol new people dont need a proper name

[split linden]

something is erroring on the artificial message creates

[lilac cloak]

how does one even get proficient

[amber spindle]

by being... proficient

[upbeat fractal]

Uh lol

[split linden]

by being recommended as proficient

[neat patrol]

gonna fetch audit logs tomorrow and undo it, right? c:

[hard mountain]

it's kinda in the name

[elfin ore]

?games for role

[amber spindle]

whats the opposite

[hard mountain]

the special role

[split linden]

of?

[lilac cloak]

does that just mean impressing one of the mods by being smart

[split linden]

proficient? newbie

one of the current proficients

anyone can recommend

[lilac cloak]

can i recommend myself

[amber spindle]

where newbie role

[split linden]

rip tip

[neat patrol]

the fuck do you meannnn bruhh

[split linden]

u're triggering the crypto scam rule

[lilac cloak]

actually no then id be a more common color and thats boring

[neat patrol]

HOWWW

[hard mountain]

can i flex the badge and get proficient

[elfin ore]

Lol

[split linden]

because it's very over the top

[elfin ore]

Is Tipa a crypto bro?

[split linden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742681218096562286/782625561528107038/Laughing_Wolves_29112020204420.jpg?ex=69cd365a&is=69cbe4da&hm=abc421f6c754924bd76f83519e1cd8d0c47cecf20b4241a71bb271b0ddec1716&

[neat patrol]

how is one cdn link over the top

[amber spindle]

yay they are leaking into member list now

[split linden]

it's 4?

[neat patrol]

can nobody send any attachments anymore?

[split linden]

or 3?

[elfin ore]

These were the good times

[neat patrol]

i'm forwarding the message

[split linden]

(?:(?:\d{1,3}|image)\.(?:jpg|png|jpeg|webp)[\s\S]*){3,}

yeah, 3+

[neat patrol]

#app-commands message

[amber spindle]

but the spammers are doing 2 images now

[split linden]

huh

how in tarnation

[neat patrol]

yeahhh

[hard mountain]

oh god there's ai summaries now

[elfin ore]

I never understood how the Mr beast scam works

[amber spindle]

same

[neat patrol]

the message content has only one link

[split linden]

the crypto casino thing?

[neat patrol]

if i copy that's what i get

but apparently forwarding it is suddnely 3

the fuck is automod smoking today

[elfin ore]

The one they give you money if you subscribe

[split linden]

they lead you to something that looks like a casino, you get "funds"
they ask you to connect your crypto wallet (can select one) to pull your funds
after 5s you get a timeout error and are asked to manually fill out the form
they ask for private key and seed phrase (simplifying here, but w/e)
congrats, you lost all your crypto monies

[amber spindle]

lol how do you know this... or are you just guessing

[hard mountain]

sounds like you have experience with being scammed

[blazing wraith]

[neat patrol]

more like experience with morons that get scammed

[elfin ore]

I can't believe people give away their private keys

[split linden]

imagine the guy with the SQL injection guild tag, and badge that moderates /discord-developers being interested in how scams work and how to prevent them

unheard of

[neat patrol]

nah, clearly you got scammed

[split linden]

clearly

[neat patrol]

this is uhhh

[split linden]

you are correct

[amber spindle]

only the opal badge gave it away

[neat patrol]

client-authority game server

the hackers just told server the account has those

and discord just shows it

[amber spindle]

plot twist: he is the scammer

[split linden]

the "get support here" scam is even more ridiculous

because it works the exact same way, but they ask you to "connect" your wallet in order to help you with.... whatever really
have replied to people asking about discord bots, or random ass programming shit

[hard mountain]

but can you explain the scam that involves buying crypto <18

[split linden]

then you join the server and they go "so please connect your wallet so we can help you with your funds"
what funds mate, you replied to someone asking why they have a code error?!

[amber spindle]

something is nice about all the names being simple numbers in member list

[neat patrol]

the guy from earlier clearly would auth it

[amber spindle]

ive been pinged about that when im mod or helper role... its funny

[neat patrol]

and then wonder why he keeps getting scammed

[hard mountain]

is there enough space in a discord nametag to make a working barcode of a user id

[amber spindle]

only 4 chars

[split linden]

but i cannot imagine a whole lot of people fall for that one... yet they use the most absurdly overengineered bypass for the discord link parser

[elfin ore]

I kinda wonder why Discord doesn't trigger automation detection mechanisms if a certain user sends the same message in every available channel they have at lightspeed.

[amber spindle]

its like marketing, you only need a small % of people to fall for it to make bank

[neat patrol]

they do

[split linden]

it's so well done on that part, and then they trash it by doing bs "hurrdurr crypto pls so we can HeLP"

[neat patrol]

it's just not "immediately kill the person and delete their account"

[elfin ore]

I have a server with more than 20 channels and all those get spammed in a few seconds

[amber spindle]

i meannnn, thats why they upload them as attachments so the content cant be similaritied

[neat patrol]

well, what do you want to happen

[elfin ore]

Flag account, honey trap

[neat patrol]

and flagging does like, what

[amber spindle]

i gave up reporting messages lol

[neat patrol]

collapse message on one of the platforms

[elfin ore]

Flagging trigger different honey traps

[neat patrol]

because mobile cannot even see that

[amber spindle]

[split linden]

ur a honey trap

[neat patrol]

and the flag maze leads to what

whatever you answer with, they will make new account

or just grab another account

[split linden]

we should do that again, tbh

[neat patrol]

?games

[split linden]

we just called vip ?games for role or something like that?

[amber spindle]

discord cares too much about old clients to make a sus fake channel that insta bans makes them as spam (ie somehow have a prop that the client knows to hide it but be very careful for the spammers to not realise)

[split linden]

i don't remember

[neat patrol]

mhmm

[main linden]

Oh, nice

[neat patrol]

and the tag was ?games for role too

[elfin ore]

It would require them to join servers and eventually get these networks flagged too

[elfin ore]

Yeah

[neat patrol]

well, alias anyway

[amber spindle]

can i give u classic minecraft for role

-# ||https://classic.minecraft.net/||

[elfin ore]

Bribery!

[normal kiln]

I mean , you can just do ?vip honestly

[elfin ore]

Oh, da bait

You threw da bait

[normal kiln]

Eh

[split linden]

truly the best code to ever exist

[cold jasper]

Good memories

[normal kiln]

I’m not cliking that xD ( on mobile it appears as a file to download)

[split linden]

oh, i'm fucking stupid... i DID actually fetch members

[amber spindle]

hoisted people with ! dont deserve to have global nickname

[hard mountain]

i'm confused, did ?games actually do smthin? or was there like some thing in other servers?

[elfin ore]

You know what could be pretty cool? A generator function that yields members as they're available

[split linden]

it would link that wolf meme

[hard mountain]

oh lmao

[amber spindle]

?games

[hard mountain]

but why were ppl asking for games

[elfin ore]

People would fall hard for ot

[amber spindle]

who doesnt want games

[split linden]

because it was a role name

[neat patrol]

same reason they are asking for nerd or proficient

[hard mountain]

ah i see

[amber spindle]

ok but nerd is easy

[neat patrol]

because it exists and only a bunch had them

[amber spindle]

except css is hard

[split linden]

-ev msg.guild.members.cache.size

[amber jewel]

20865
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `number` • time taken: `0.406601ms`

[split linden]

that's more like it

[normal kiln]

Pronouns stuff as well , when yuu had a “are you sure you want to ban [pronouns not found] ?

[ocean comet]

April fool preparation?

[granite marlin]

It's alr April fools

[amber spindle]

discord.gg/djs

[neat patrol]

the best part is that it's so unclear that it's the cut off checkmark you gotta press to unlink

[hard mountain]

wow that is easy dayum

[amber spindle]

a little under 57k

@split linden what is this???

[split linden]

-ev msg.guild.members.cache.filter(m => m.displayName === m.id).size

[amber jewel]

12248
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `number` • time taken: `9.609791ms`

[split linden]

-ev msg.guild.members.cache.filter(m => m.displayName !== m.id).size

[amber jewel]

8735
```• d.js `14.25.1` • Type: `number` • time taken: `10.418135ms`

[normal kiln]

A typo

[neat patrol]

a few

[hard mountain]

will this complete before april fools is over

[zinc hedge]

go to bed

[granite marlin]

No

[split linden]

ez

[hard mountain]

lmao

[hard mountain]

?games

[amber spindle]

ah ok happens to the best of us

[amber spindle]

wdym its still got 365 days

[amber jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742681218096562286/782625561528107038/Laughing_Wolves_29112020204420.jpg?ex=69cd365a&is=69cbe4da&hm=abc421f6c754924bd76f83519e1cd8d0c47cecf20b4241a71bb271b0ddec1716&

[hard mountain]

hey wait

[elfin ore]

Spji has been saying it's time to go to bed since 2 hours ago

[hard mountain]

nooo we can't launch games

i'm guessing that's what games used to do lol

[elfin ore]

Yes

[amber spindle]

||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742681218096562286/782625561528107038/Laughing_Wolves_29112020204420.jpg?ex=69cd365a&is=69cbe4da&hm=abc421f6c754924bd76f83519e1cd8d0c47cecf20b4241a71bb271b0ddec1716&||

[hard mountain]

Laughing_Wolves_29112020204420

[neat patrol]

it gave access to a voice channel

it's really not that deep

[hard mountain]

ah

unlimited games but no games

[normal kiln]

I remember when I got dragged into a voice channel that I was not supposed to see , it was fun

[granite marlin]

#discord-api-status #discord-dev-news

[elfin ore]

It was so people could game and stream in this Discord guild together and other users won't join asking for help

[hard mountain]

makes sense

aight im really tired

night night nice to meet you all

[elfin ore]

It was given to regular users

[hollow knoll]

ICQ FOREVER

[amber spindle]

is it legal to fork icq.js and make icq.tsx?

[cunning void]

Make .ts first

[hollow knoll]

lmao its you

[amber spindle]

too much effort

[cunning void]

Skill issue

[amber spindle]

maybe ill make it .cts tho

[frozen quiver]

ICQ TSR

[amber spindle]

pls donate some skill

[cunning void]

I do not have skills. Can't have issues with something you don't have

[amber spindle]

woah profound

wait a sec, why havent we written it in rust yet??

[lusty trellis]

issue issue

[warm saffron]

What in the tarnation

[candid tide]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-bart-simpson-join-us-sit-here-gif-15631014

[amber spindle]

🙂‍↔️

[frozen quiver]

since when was that an emoji option

[frozen quiver]

I dont even think android has it yet

or im blind, one of the two

samsung*

im blind

[warm saffron]

The announcement links mostly being videos is funny

Missed opportunity to put a Rick roll, or I somehow missed it

[frozen quiver]

ngl when i got the push notification and saw the link related to age verification i thought this was gonna go a VERY different direction

[warm saffron]

Same

[edgy jacinth]

did anyone get infected by "npm" ?

[low zodiac]

Uh

[edgy jacinth]

idk if i did run it hope not or when

[amber spindle]

npm doesnt infect anyone

but the package on it for a few hours could have

[edgy jacinth]

a package i used for sure

but with my recent code im using fetch more cuz im going moduleless

[violet schooner]

hola

[low zodiac]

Nice nick

[violet schooner]

Thanks, u to

[low zodiac]

[stable gorge]

why everyone's name is number

[frozen quiver]

#announcements

[edgy jacinth]

isnt it april 1st

[burnt gate]

oh cool my name changed automatically

[tropic cedar]

Cool.

[edgy jacinth]

i guess all members ranked higher or if any speak get changed

[storm sluice]

oh our names got changed to user id

[crystal cedar]

hi, im number

[edgy jacinth]

im still gonna click copy userid instead

[frail cobalt]

.

[slim pasture]

numberz!!!!1!1!1!1

s3 c0@l!!!!

[indigo verge]

they're not numbers, they're snowflakes, which are strings

[amber spindle]

nah they are bigints

[lost sequoia]

idk

[amber spindle]

random q, can i ping u :)

[indigo verge]

if it's important

you be the judge of that lol

[lost sequoia]

@indigo verge what type of stuff do u make

[lilac cloak]

am i important

[frozen quiver]

face what role is that

[lilac cloak]

i dont know

[amber spindle]

it used to be called "special"

[frozen quiver]

soon to be banned role i guess

[indigo verge]

what? like, coding?

[lost sequoia]

yh

[rose locust]

April fool

[indigo verge]

random websites and discord bots, why?

actually, discord bot singular

[remote estuary]

April fools or wot

[zinc hedge]

or wot

[remote estuary]

[amber spindle]

lol we like cache

[empty thistle]

The design is so good though

[amber spindle]

should stay forever frfr

[brave mango]

ohh

[acoustic wing]

Impressive

[lofty cairn]

Oh f, it's april fools

[empty thistle]

I just realized our names

[lofty cairn]

I didn't realise everything was april fools 😭

[empty thistle]

Such innovation 🥹

[lofty cairn]

I thought we actually became icqjs

[zinc hedge]

how foolish

[edgy oxide]

secret: if you type your password in chat, discord hides it as dots. try it!
Tr0pic@lM00nlight$pectrum#2024XyZ9!kLmNpQ4rS7

[lofty cairn]

Nsj82hs@&₹&#738gabJhdbakB

Oh it worked

[lilac cloak]

B00g3rSn0t

waow it worked so cool

-# ||that was my old school's secret wifi password that only the teachers were supposed to know but i figured out because im a hacker||

[lofty cairn]

Ur password is soo small

[lilac cloak]

no its average size

[lofty cairn]

I doubt that

[amber spindle]

wait you guys didnt have the fancy wifi where you gotta log in with ur student id and pwd??

[amber spindle]

potato

wow it worked

[frozen quiver]

boogersnot in leetspeak was your schools wifi password?? 😭

[edgy oxide]

Hi guys!!!
react with ✅ to claim your Discord Nitro!

[lofty cairn]

We had that, login portal with student id and password
But recently they switched to wpa-3 enterprise so now u enter username and password while connecting instead of a web page

[lilac cloak]

yea i mean it wasnt an especially big fancy school with super fancy tech
there was just one tech guy that we all knew the name of

[amber spindle]

ive never had to do that cursed first one luckily

[lilac cloak]

yea, we were given chromebooks that were signed into the wifi already but we werent told the password, but i figured out i could just ctrl f for the password field in chrome://prefs-internals and it was just there in plain text

[wet summit]

our school has certs installed that the school devices use to connect

[edgy oxide]

Here is an April Fools' scam: "Discord users are not fools!"

[lofty cairn]

Apparently, we have a single device limit.
In the first one, u had to open a web page before disconnecting to logout otherwise u won't be able to connect in other device.

Now it became easier cuz logs out when u disconnect directly

[lofty cairn]

We have certs for school computers and this for students and faculties

[wet summit]

ah, our school issued devices to every student

[lofty cairn]

that doesn't happen here unfortunately

[amber spindle]

are they any good of devices tho?

[lilac cloak]

tho my new high school after i moved did have the devices log into the wifi using our school gmail account credentials

however, problem

[amber spindle]

damn

[lilac cloak]

our passwords were just our student ids, meaning that if another student figures out your student id they can log into your school account

and you couldnt change the password because then it doesnt work with the wifi

[amber spindle]

top tier security

[lilac cloak]

so 2fa was necessary if you wanna actually keep your account safe, since that does work

[amber spindle]

when 1fa is so bad that u need 2fa, do you really have 2fa or just 1fa

[lofty cairn]

Lol we call it gmail, cuz it's just google workspace with college domain

[amber spindle]

ohh

yeah we at all my schools used office haha

[glacial gate]

no way i got the server icon changed😂

[frozen quiver]

yeah definitely man

[glacial gate]

also why am i a number now

[frozen quiver]

#announcements

[amber spindle]

reading #announcements is hard

[wise wave]

pov you're an insurance company

[glacial gate]

that’s dumb

[amber spindle]

you dont like what people celebrate on the day after 31st of march?

[wise wave]

32nd of march?

[wet summit]

they’re about as good as you can expect a school issued computer to be

which is not very

[glacial gate]

this server has become a concentration camp now im a number instead of a person, my grandma was in auschwitz and she was tatted with a number like this so im leaving🥀

[frozen quiver]

oooooooooooooooookay

[amber spindle]

i thought they were joking but damn they did leave

[frozen quiver]

not much of a loss i dont think they gay month comment was a joke either

[amber spindle]

oh damn

wait this is the secret way to get ur name back... they are onto smth

[vale merlin]

what in the ding dong is icq

[dense sedge]

uff

i actually don‘t understand that change

[steep venture]

I got scared the server was hacked for a second. My sleep deprived ass read the banner an thought it was the slur 😭

April Fools do be crazy

[vale merlin]

[dense sedge]

nah no way

[dense sedge]

that would be hard

i forgot 💀

[amber spindle]

peak

[unique eagle]

#announcements message
isnt a bad idea to support matrix or other services ? (i know its 1st april)

[zinc hedge]

I support Matrix 1 and 2

[unique eagle]

?

wtf the nickname

[amber spindle]

does it support sms? what about rcs?

[frozen quiver]

What about revolutions?

[unique eagle]

fax ☠️

[distant bough]

Crazy

[inner axle]

Hmm

[drifting surge]

.

[dawn geyser]

we like minecraft shaders

[sacred zephyr]

uh

bruh

[inner axle]

Hmm

[amber spindle]

what am i even looking at

[dawn geyser]

you looking at nice pretty sky shaders made by some guy called lechat

[bright magnet]

[dawn geyser]

also look at this peak he made in his shaders

thats glass btw xD

[manic sinew]

i was confused asf lol

[vale merlin]

bing bong

[dawn geyser]

i was wondering what the numbers in the names means before i realize thats ours user ID

[polar chasm]

Oooh. So I could make it all in PHP. Nicely cursed

discord.php

[autumn brook]

H

[vale merlin]

i

[dry compass]

this is a good bit

[lavish basin]

oh my heck

they really went and did it

[dry compass]

ICQ wondering why their google metrics are skyrocketting today

XMPP.js when

[dusky gust]

uhuh

this is art

[finite flame]

Why not IRC :(

[odd wedge]

Happy to see ICQ, sad that it might not work out and collapse in a day

[dry compass]

how do I join a new server? sry idk how to take a screenie

[hushed belfry]

@amber spindle

[amber spindle]

hi

[hushed belfry]

holy quick response

[cold jasper]

@hushed belfry

[hushed belfry]

I have to search through hundreds of

[cold jasper]

Holy slow response

[hushed belfry]

mb

[amber spindle]

@cold jasper

[cold jasper]

Yellow

[hushed belfry]

slow response

[cold jasper]

No

[hushed belfry]

yees

[cold jasper]

❌

[amber spindle]

@hushed belfry

[hushed belfry]

✅

[wooden arch]

Oy

[hushed belfry]

djeeeeerfgt4r;cko34 thra gpikt4eridfgog p4wjtfb nvlk;melvsgdf gvresfb xvbfgr'gfrt45rbg

[inner axle]

You can do
Commanand-shift-3 for a screenshot

[cold jasper]

Cringe spam

[wooden arch]

Right

[amber spindle]

am i the only one who uses shift click to ping someone?

[hushed belfry]

speaking bars

[drifting surge]

when to use binary as snowflakes

[hushed belfry]

I lowkey feel bad for the bot who had to rename all of us to our userids

[amber spindle]

nah feel bad for discord api

[cold jasper]

To reply without pinging? Sure, 2nd nature for me

[hushed belfry]

nah

[wooden arch]

Feel bad for a bot?

[hushed belfry]

don't feel bad at all

[hushed belfry]

I have feelings for servers 😭

[cold jasper]

Oh, huh, i did not know you could shift + click someone's display name to insert a mention, TIL

[forest gazelle]

what in the hell is ts 😭

[wooden arch]

Discord

[amber spindle]

-# @hushed belfry btw why did you honeypot urself 😭

[hushed belfry]

wanted to try it

[amber spindle]

its very cool

sadly it doesnt work with channels

[amber spindle]

future man

[hushed belfry]

im signing into my account in 6 seconds guys holdup

[dry compass]

sweet, thx

[wooden arch]

Oof xl

[hushed belfry]

why do we have access to https://discord.com/channels/222078108977594368/222145952578928641

💀

[amber spindle]

realistically tho is your computer's time desynced somehow?

[cold jasper]

Public shaming

[hushed belfry]

probably, trying to sync to the districts time server over 2k miles away

should I hop onto zorin for absoloutely no reason just to flex that I have linux on my school computer

[amber spindle]

doesnt like being fed

-# (in that one server)

[hushed belfry]

nah go ahead

post the link

I dare you

[amber spindle]

to?

[hushed belfry]

a specific server that I got honeypotted from

[amber spindle]

oh

its on my website

[hushed belfry]

nah but you should

send it here..... for no particular reason

[amber spindle]

nahhh, too much feeding

[hushed belfry]

@elder eagle get ready

[amber spindle]

no spam bots have spammed that one server, despite 21 feedings

[hushed belfry]

he's about to do something stupid

[hushed belfry]

yep, it's because it's too tempting

[inner axle]

👌

[hushed belfry]

and bots are probably smart enough to only talk in channels that other people are talking in now

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[amber spindle]

no they arent

the majority is top 3 channels still

[tribal glen]

Rate Limits - Exceeding A Rate Limit

[hushed belfry]

suprised discord didn't say HEY ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA VISIT "DISCORD.COM"

flagging their own site..

wait holdup nobody here actually works at discord right-

just discord.js, right?

[amber spindle]

there is a role called blurple squad

[hushed belfry]

@blurple squad

[jagged quarry]

[rugged moss]

whys everyones names user_ids 😭

[hushed belfry]

date

[lofty cairn]

Discord broke

[hushed belfry]

ay go back the shadows rq I wanna keep saying stupid stuff like this

[inner axle]

Magic 🪄

[hushed belfry]

lowkey feel bad for the discord api for having to rename all of us

all 40k or something

https://discord.gg/djs

[lofty cairn]

I think they're renaming as u send a message

Not spamming all members

[hushed belfry]

idk in the online list

the people who don't have it

are people above the bot roles

andt here's no way everybodys talked since 4 hours ago or whatever

[lofty cairn]

Mhm maybe then online people

[hushed belfry]

do you really just wanna be proven wrong 😭

[lofty cairn]

Idk

I just don't believe they spammed all 40k people

[hushed belfry]

the people that don't have it don't have roles

[amber spindle]

damn you arent add to docs anymore

[amber spindle]

nah its doing all, but hasnt finished

[hushed belfry]

holy I wish I could become a bot and just @<994352655713452062>

[lofty cairn]

Interesting

[lofty cairn]

Can't believe djs is tryna spam discord API

[amber spindle]

nahnahnah its testing the djs ratelimiter frfr

[chrome cedar]

what in the ICQ

[hushed belfry]

y'all forget that they have access to just bulk rename us right

[amber spindle]

lol what??

[hushed belfry]

they don't have to go through a specific api enpoint

[amber spindle]

bro is imagining things

[hushed belfry]

wdym?

[amber spindle]

there is no "bulk rename"

just bulk spam the update member endpoint

[hushed belfry]

not a direct function, no. But there still has to be a way to

[lofty cairn]

International committee of Quantum

We are gonna research on quantum discord bots

[hushed belfry]

that's how we would do it as normal people

[amber spindle]

and how the bot does it

[jagged quarry]

It do be like that sometimes

[hushed belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/exxtha-gif-15700046976004578728

[lofty cairn]

Meta bought Discord

[hushed belfry]

Discord 3rd Party Clients....

[hushed belfry]

chat is this real?

[amber spindle]

wrong way around

[hushed belfry]

I think i know bud..... 😭

[amber spindle]

guys i think we are all violating the rules

[lilac cloak]

there does not in fact have to be a way

[slim knot]

You're right, let me just change my nickna- fuuuuuck

[hushed belfry]

looks like discord has to takedown the server

[hushed belfry]

awww mannnnn well somebody make a way just for me :uwu:

[lilac cloak]

mods can we explode this guy

[hushed belfry]

why THE FLIP DID YOU RENDER IT THEN

[hushed belfry]

permission granted

[lilac cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/jpexplosion-watermelon-gif-5562922

[hushed belfry]

oh no

not the ai summary 😭

wait

somebody say something

cmon guys

i beg of you 😭

whoever you are

@slim knot ooo caught in 4k

[wicked sleet]

Gg you got me

[hushed belfry]

FINALLY

e

[vast hull]

Dang

[hushed belfry]

e

[amber spindle]

coz

[hushed belfry]

waitttttttttttttttttt how did they do tat

[amber spindle]

btw are you going to rejoin lol

[hushed belfry]

hear me out

what if I don't

[amber spindle]

WOAH

[modern mantle]

What is going on?

[amber spindle]

numbers

[limpid condor]

guys what happened is this real :cry-emoji: :😭 pls no discord.js i am so sad

[amber spindle]

look at todays date

[limpid condor]

no pls discord.js i love d.js so much plsss let it come back

😢

why the admins do this,,,,, evil....

[hushed raptor]

so much effort for april fools

[red rose]

guys does icq.js support message components v3 yet???

[limpid condor]

it cant be april fools man,,,,

its march

[amber spindle]

When you make pr

[red rose]

it says i can't push onto main

clearly broken @ mods

[limpid condor]

@tribal glen pls

bring back discord.js pls.,,,,

monster..

[zinc hedge]

Hello ICQ.js fans

[amber spindle]

Hi

[red rose]

sup

[amber spindle]

Where is the icq pro + Max give away?

[red rose]

components v3 when

[hushed belfry]

erm technically @tribal glen is still discord.js, but the server is icq.js

[red rose]

wdym

[hushed belfry]

I mean the bot is still discord.js

[red rose]

no?

it's icq.js

[amber spindle]

Why do we have a competitor bot here

[hushed belfry]

tryna claim my top position as npc

eee

the bot is too smart

[amber spindle]

I still hope it doesnt undo any of this perfection

[hushed belfry]

fr, having our names as our user ids is SO FUN DISCORD

I so badly gotta sleep

[amber spindle]

Exactly

[red rose]

refresh your icq or smth idk

stale cache obvs

[hushed belfry]

tis NOT that serious

[amber spindle]

sure

[red rose]

ok go refresh your icq then

[hushed belfry]

wait wtf, I refresh and it's still like that

[red rose]

🤔

[hushed belfry]

ctrl shift r

[red rose]

your icq is broken ig

sucks to be you

[hushed belfry]

wtf what HAPPEND

[amber spindle]

its still april 1st today btw

[hushed belfry]

it fixed itself btw

xD

[amber spindle]

xd

u gonna sleep now

@hushed belfry was the really that tasty

to need it again

[hushed belfry]

very

how tf did that even work

[amber spindle]

you left and rejoined thus removing the role that blocked you from it

[hushed belfry]

dang it was hoping you couldn't see that xD

[amber spindle]

xd

[autumn carbon]

nah it's everyone who has there usernames changed lmao

[turbid kettle]

hmm

[valid glade]

Wuh

[fossil current]

funny

[minor trench]

yo I love this 🔥

hopefully not an april fools prank 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

[timid kestrel]

Mirabilis can't stop winning.

[young elbow]

oh shit i forgot its april fools

[azure void]

wtf

oh we 1 april alright

[hidden vault]

Nice joke

[stable crow]

yoooo how you guys did that mass changing a nickname with userID

[amber spindle]

alot of requests

[stable crow]

yess

[lofty cairn]

We took over discord's database

[marble atlas]

Damn

[ivory reef]

Oh

[candid anchor]

Lol

[pliant cedar]

huh

Why was name changed from discor.djs to icq.js

[zinc hedge]

#announcements

[pliant cedar]

right april fools

hahaha so funny

[quiet leaf]

Lol

[primal turret]

I have numberphobia what do i do

[pale epoch]

What

bro

Why is my userid

[neat patrol]

Because yes

[white whale]

I wonder how many people are gonna get this joke given the average age here lol

[neat patrol]

A bunch

But it also brought up so much stupidity

[muted needle]

We don’t do jokes

[neat patrol]

#general message

[inner axle]

I was thinking if NASA did an announcement about an astroid hitting earth then saying it was an April's fool

That would be fun right?

[viral sentinel]

whats happening here

[pliant cedar]

shit blew up

wind got reincarnated

now things are crazy, we all are about to die

we are all going to mars tommorow

[viral sentinel]

I had no clue what icq.js was lmao

Ig it was around in early 2000

[manic stirrup]

❤️

Someone forgot to change the server description

[candid anchor]

🥀

[mighty urchin]

lmao

so cool updat3

[manic stirrup]

LMAO

Even better now

All the webhooks still say "d.js"

I wonder if modifying the webhook also reflects to the message
https://docs.discord.com/developers/resources/webhook#modify-webhook

I assume no as it can be set per message

[outer dew]

banger april fools

[green pumice]

#announcements april fools?

[muted needle]

it does not

[manic stirrup]

Sad

The hairy huh

[coarse meadow]

a

[muted needle]

no, I'm 211888560662511617

[green pumice]

Wait

I lost my Nerd role

[muted needle]

just link it again

[green pumice]

Got it

Ty

[manic stirrup]

Nerd

[jagged cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332545863855112244/1488512554580836402/image.gif

[steady sentinel]

.

[muted needle]

thats a very nice dot 1384909215990153236

[fleet walrus]

[steady sentinel]

😂 thanks

how long did it take the bot to change all username to ids

[muted needle]

the bot didn't change everyone

[blissful haven]

stfu

[muted needle]

rude?

[blissful haven]

rude

[fleet walrus]

[fossil belfry]

[fleet walrus]

[earnest vigil]

lol

[eternal wren]

not bad

oh i thought mine didnt change

[split linden]

as soon as you wrote a message your fate was sealed

[elder eagle]

So I guess that means ratelimit test was a success?

[tired axle]

.

[split linden]

yis

still misses some

not sure what's going on there

i would think that cache + guild member update should do the job, as soon as they come online they should get hit

oh wait, that's PU

not GMU

[elder eagle]

Oh no, wrong event?

[scenic aurora]

this event is about paypal and crypto

[elder eagle]

The one where you get limited on discord because you were in several servers that got banned for fraud?

[scenic aurora]

exactly

well it wasn't me but yeah this kind of event

[split linden]

there we go

now we're doing PUs

[scenic aurora]

what's pu and gmu ?

[split linden]

still catching up tho after restart

[elder eagle]

PresenceUpdate and GuildMemberUpdate

[muted needle]

Updwtr

[scenic aurora]

ohh
okok

thx

[elder eagle]

Learn to spell gort, smh

[scenic aurora]

updwtring da presnce i see

[amber spindle]

i see only one lonely hoister shamed

[muted needle]

I have guild logs and I'm not afraid to use it

[amber spindle]

its spelt 211888560662511617

[split linden]

glad we don't have nickname logs, ngl

[amber spindle]

LOL

[elder eagle]

Perks of not having that perk for everyone to change name

[amber spindle]

do you have any persistant autdit log bots tho

[elder eagle]

Don't need to moderate what members can't do in the first place

[split linden]

[frail sapphire]

how damn long did it take to rename EVERYONE

[steep portal]

Hello

[tawny flame]

[muted needle]

the bot didn't change everyone

[prisma holly]

what happened here?

[muted needle]

#announcements

[elder eagle]

Umm, is Firefox drunk or am I missing something?

[...] the certificate used is not valid for xyz.de. The certificate is only valid for the following names: *.xyz.de, xyz.de

[prisma holly]

did something similar before took like 12h or something on 200k server

[amber spindle]

damn

[elder eagle]

On second try it decided all was good and loaded the site

[civic hinge]

When ICQ V15 ?

[amber spindle]

when you make a pr

[elder eagle]

yes, xyz was a placeholder... I'm not doxxing myself that easily

[amber spindle]

ah lol

[civic hinge]

Lol

[elder eagle]

Why do people think putting QR-Codes on a website is helping anyone?

And yes, clicking the QR-Code does something: open the QR code as image file

[mighty urchin]

new usernames are sooo cool

[rain thistle]

thats an interesting way to fail ssl cert stuff

[stuck elbow]

.

lol what are these usernames

[upper plinth]

i like my new username :) looks tuff

[lofty cairn]

Discord bug

[stuck elbow]

is it because of this icq update?

[lofty cairn]

Yes

[upper plinth]

It's a brand new start for ICQ :)

[amber spindle]

thats the real reason this channel was remade some time ago

[fringe nacelle]

who tf falling for ts 😭

[amber spindle]

🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷 🇾 🇴 🇳 🇪

[signal tusk]

tf is icq.js?

[quiet yarrow]

Shut the fuck up, 2000s me.

🥳

[signal tusk]

Will they change how the codes work?

[lofty cairn]

International Committee of Quantum

New organisation to research about discord bots using quantum tech

[signal tusk]

a lot of these words i dont know what it means

[quiet yarrow]

Why tf am I in here

[lofty cairn]

Yes, you will be needed to rewrite with v15 syntax

[signal tusk]

This is discord.js

[amber spindle]

how many people read the #announcements msg

and then looked at todays date

[signal tusk]

So it will be the same like client.on and like that

[quiet yarrow]

Oh noes, really?

[signal tusk]

Lol

its april fools

i was abt to be angry

[quiet yarrow]

melts

Pls bring my friends back

Oh wait, everyone on my ICQ died

[plucky glade]

lovely names people

[lofty cairn]

nuuu

QuantumClient.superposition.on("State0")

Something like this

[signal tusk]

Dude im not coding java

[quiet yarrow]

Cool beans, see y'all next year

👍

[lofty cairn]

It's javascript

[signal tusk]

Next month*

[amber spindle]

sus, you use javascript after all

[quiet yarrow]

Yikes

[signal tusk]

lol i hate java its super complicated

[lofty cairn]

Btw does discordjs support python?

[quiet yarrow]

Nuh

[signal tusk]

Yeah

[quiet yarrow]

😐

[half juniper]

Looool

[quiet yarrow]

Kek? Okay that's old. Like me

[lofty cairn]

Hmm lemme make my telegram bot with discordjs then

[pseudo blaze]

Test

[lofty cairn]

Pong! 53ms

[quiet yarrow]

I keep mixing up my bank account number and my ICQ ID

[muted needle]

understandable

happens all the time

[lofty cairn]

Introduce subscription model for discordjs

U need pro plan to send messages

[quiet yarrow]

But one is dead, and the other, well kinda empty

[muted needle]

you mean icq.js

[lofty cairn]

oh yeah mb

[pseudo blaze]

Ping

[hardy pilot]

xd

[pseudo blaze]

Is this why all usernames become Discord IDs?

[lofty cairn]

That's a discord bug

[hardy pilot]

yea

[quiet yarrow]

Seems "in style"

[lofty cairn]

Too many people changed username today and it broke their database

[amber spindle]

reasonable

[quiet yarrow]

Hey look, titties points the other way

[lofty cairn]

[quiet yarrow]

💩

[amber spindle]

guys how do i report a gh discussion that was made by the maintainer (they pinged me in it ahhh_

normally its a button 😭

[lofty cairn]

I heard google and discord are merging

And u can just send messages by searching now