ouija

[thin spoke]

five or so minutes, because

[light heath]

I'm only human and humans

[ocean zenith]

sometimes like to massage otters

[thin spoke]

and bake them into pies,

[ocean zenith]

and then feed those pies

[light heath]

to Arrem". Arrem then said:

[ocean zenith]

"you know how you sometimes

[thin spoke]

confuse beans and toasters together?

[loud crag]

I mean I'm not gay

[thin spoke]

but they do look alike

[viscid osprey]

when I am sleep deprived

[full vault]

and on too many drugs.

[lusty wadi]

Do not do drugs, kids!

[light heath]

Isn't that right, Bulli?". Bulli

[thin spoke]

likes to eat pancakes. Bulli

[light heath]

likes to eat pancakes. Bulli

[thin spoke]

likes to eat pancakes. Bulli

[light heath]

likes to eat pancakes. Bulli

[thin spoke]

likes to eat pancakes. Bulli

[viscid osprey]

is now full of pancake.

[thin spoke]

Bulli transforms into a pancake.

[light heath]

He's now become a threat.

[thin spoke]

Knots is deployed, time to

[light heath]

destroy the beast from inside

[viscid osprey]

using the stealthiest of weapons:

[full vault]

a ridiculously massive ban hammer.

[light heath]

That can turn invisible. It

[thin spoke]

weighs 16 stones and can

[light heath]

teleport back to the wielder

[thin spoke]

when the wielder farts, and

[light heath]

it deals extra damage against

[ocean zenith]

lice, mitochondria, pickles, clouds and

[light heath]

any wooden doors in Maine.

[viscid osprey]

When we talk about "birds",

[light heath]

we can't help but remember

[ocean zenith]

a pink seagull, a hairy

[viscid osprey]

sea cucumber, an oscillating spine,

[ocean zenith]

seventy jars of mayo, a

[light heath]

dog with 6 human arms,

[ocean zenith]

an old lady's eyebrow, the

[light heath]

list of things Bro hates,

[ocean zenith]

Pol's cute red dress, ninety

[viscid osprey]

thousand larval hornworms, a pulsating

[lusty wadi]

belly of Bulli's because pancakes

[light heath]

,a pigeon, an ugly and

[viscid osprey]

a stinky, several hundred wasps

[light heath]

chasing the aforementioned pink seagull,

[thin spoke]

whilst rollerskating and eating borgars,

[lusty wadi]

exclaiming BURGIIIIR. Let's play a

[ocean zenith]

game where we punch a

[lusty wadi]

face -belonging to Arrem ofc.

[full vault]

Just kidding, belonging to Broob

[loud crag]

's cousin Marty who invested

[thin spoke]

in Bitstoinks and Dogestoinks and

[warm tiger]

was backstabbed by Elon Musk

[thin spoke]

with a sharpened corncob, then

[light heath]

died. His last words were:"

[warm tiger]

My time has come, but

[thin spoke]

i didn't get to taste

[light heath]

mac and cheese with ketchup

[thin spoke]

thank fucking god because that

[warm tiger]

was a myth created by

[thin spoke]

brooberator broseidon's brotastic bropaganda broposting

[light heath]

,BBBBB for short, and everyone

[warm tiger]

mindlessly followed it. Luckily I

[light heath]

am smarter than normal people

[thin spoke]

because i watch rick&morty, which

[warm tiger]

has many ingenious s*x jokes

[light heath]

and oh god I'm bleeding

[thin spoke]

from my belly button. That

[warm tiger]

hurts dies". The game's rule

[thin spoke]

is to not play game;

[warm tiger]

If that's confusing to you,

[light heath]

you're not playing it right.

[viscid osprey]

Go revise your anki decks.

[thin spoke]

Or brush your mum's teeth.

[warm tiger]

Your mum loves her teeth.

[thin spoke]

And she also loves chocolate

[viscid osprey]

and eating other teeth with

[warm tiger]

her little shiny chocolate denture.

[thin spoke]

What do you do when

[viscid osprey]

a drunken sailor? Early in

[warm tiger]

the old forgotten McDonald's store

[thin spoke]

somewhere in the province of

[viscid osprey]

British Columbia. Anyway, when we

[warm tiger]

sail across the ocean, we

[thin spoke]

must pay homage to the

[light heath]

sailors who couldn't make it

[viscid osprey]

past the laughing krakens who

[light heath]

destroy every single vessel containing

[thin spoke]

soy sauce and milk and

[viscid osprey]

tickle me elmo dolls and

[thin spoke]

hair lotion and sun cream

[warm tiger]

and most importantly hawaiian pizza

[viscid osprey]

that goes in the trash.

[light heath]

We're never sailing again. Today,

[worthy kindle]

I gathered the courage to

[lusty wadi]

finish this ouija once but

[light heath]

now I gotta start over

[ocean zenith]

and as a punishment I

[light heath]

gotta spend a day with

[ocean zenith]

Obama in the sewer, playing

[light heath]

the most boring game ever:

[viscid osprey]

Fecal Accounting. The rules are

[light heath]

simple: The first player has

[warm tiger]

to count the second player's

[light heath]

feces while submerged in sewer

[viscid osprey]

water, trying to avoid floating

[thin spoke]

jellyfishes trying to sting your

[light heath]

body. It's actually pretty fun.

[viscid osprey]

You dodge while counting fecal

[light heath]

matter and contracting 25 diseases

[thin spoke]

namely measles, smallpox, gingivitis, cholera,

[viscid osprey]

ecoli, giardia, HPV, prions, syphilis,

[thin spoke]

typhoid, malaria, scurvy, chicken pox,

[light heath]

alzheimer's, common cold, diabetes, leptospirosis,

[thin spoke]

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, Abetalipoproteinemia,

[viscid osprey]

halitosis, meningitis, GOP, ichthyfication, peels,

[light heath]

and thatotherdiseasus. Obama got really

[thin spoke]

into slicing cucumbers. When he

[warm tiger]

sliced his first cucumber, he

[thin spoke]

made a mistake and cut

[lusty wadi]

my nipple. "Wtf Obama", I

[thin spoke]

needed my nipple for business

[amber jewel]

but not pleasure, my visa

[thin spoke]

was cancelled because i violated

[rough iron]

the nipple integrity international treaty

[worthy kindle]

meaning that I no longer

[lusty wadi]

have a proper nippie. That

[worthy kindle]

started a trend, and everyone

[thin spoke]

started hiding their nipples. This

[lusty wadi]

is getting out of hand.

[thin spoke]

But not out of feet.

[worthy kindle]

Now there are two of

[light heath]

them nipples, instead of six.

[thin spoke]

I started a joke, which

[light heath]

started the whole world crying,

[thin spoke]

but I couldn't see, that

[warm tiger]

the cucumbers would become popular.

[uneven pumice]

Because the fisherman wouldn't eat

[viscid osprey]

her fisherman's treat, and the

[uneven pumice]

Fisherman's treat wouldn't have to

[light heath]

be eaten by the fisherman.

[viscid osprey]

So it goes. If one

[ocean zenith]

man, seven flies and two

[warm tiger]

vampires were to gather together

[ocean zenith]

and tried to blend my

[warm tiger]

frog that sings the song

[ocean zenith]

that goes like DUN DUN

[viscid osprey]

DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN,

[light heath]

together with a cat bird

[ocean zenith]

a bird cat and a

[viscid osprey]

turtledove and a pair of

[ocean zenith]

hamburgers that sometimes like to

[warm tiger]

publicly show their patty witties

[uneven pumice]

,special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles

[ocean zenith]

,mayo, beef, toast, pickles, pickles,

[rough iron]

butter, baby hairs, kebab, milchreis,

[viscid osprey]

kaesefliege, deer teeth, fungal happenings,

[ocean zenith]

sponge, onion, dog hair, tomato,

[viscid osprey]

lice, mice, dice, rice, and

[light heath]

Scheiß. Do you know what

[amber jewel]

mcdonalds put in their hamburgers

[ocean zenith]

and their chicken nuggets and

[amber jewel]

that item on the secret

[lusty wadi]

is in fact non-existent? Crazy.

[thin spoke]

I am the best at

[amber jewel]

inferring meaning from five words

[loud crag]

,tweeted Donald Trump from his

[amber jewel]

backup account which hasnt yet

[inland terrace]

reached even a hundred followers

[warm tiger]

but still managed to get

[thin spoke]

six retweets and four likes,

[loud crag]

Good job Donald Trump! Now

[deft jackal]

there are many things that

[worthy kindle]

convince me, that Donald is

[warm tiger]

in fact my great great

[rough iron]

great small big orange weaboo

[thin spoke]

who likes to buy tangerines

[ocean zenith]

and oranges and clementines and

[thin spoke]

mandarins and other orangey thingies

[light heath]

specifically 25. I'll list them:

[thin spoke]

Jk haha instead i will

[uneven pumice]

give callum a thumbs up

[warm tiger]

and actually, change of mind.

[thin spoke]

I will instead eat some

[warm tiger]

orange, sweet orange, blue orange,

[ocean zenith]

mandarin orange, wormy orange, spicy

[warm tiger]

orange, not-so-orange orange, orangen't, cucumber,

[thin spoke]

cucumber orange, orange cucumber, cucumberange,

[warm tiger]

wormy cucumber orange, cucumber mandarin,

[thin spoke]

forbidden cucumber pickled orange, orange

[warm tiger]

orange, orange orange orange, and

[ocean zenith]

spam orange with orange spam.

[warm tiger]

Okay, where were we again?

[thin spoke]

We're in a thingy space,

[warm tiger]

We have been floating everywhere.

[lusty wadi]

Some of it is water.

[thin spoke]

Some of it is raspberries.

[warm tiger]

They surround us, penetrate us.

[thin spoke]

Fill us up with fruit.

[warm tiger]

Only then we are complete.

[light heath]

Mmm it feels so good.

[warm tiger]

It fills us with pleasure.

[light heath]

Nothing can compare to this.

[warm tiger]

And the pleasure doesn't stop.

[light heath]

If this keeps up, I'm

[warm tiger]

sure I will lose my

[light heath]

sense of self and become

[lusty wadi]

someone with raspberries inserted in.

[warm tiger]

And with those raspberries in

[thin spoke]

my person, I shall engage

[warm tiger]

in the act of transcendence,

[light heath]

leaving behind all my worldly

[loud crag]

cats and kittens, my pussies

[lusty wadi]

that I have several of,

[light heath]

and becoming one with the

[lusty wadi]

pussies of mine, raspberries in

[light heath]

mine own long gone corpse.

[lusty wadi]

Let's drop this topic and

[viscid osprey]

die. Quick, everyone get in

[light heath]

line! Once upon a time,

[ocean zenith]

twice upon a time, thrice

[light heath]

upon a time, forice upon

[viscid osprey]

a Horace, fivus upon a

[ocean zenith]

sixus, and a sevenus upon

[rough iron]

atchoo and nein upon a

[viscid osprey]

tetanus, and an elf upon

[ocean zenith]

a shelf, a goat upon

[viscid osprey]

a throat, a chameleon upon

[light heath]

a religion, a pon upon

[viscid osprey]

a tampon, a stamp upon

[light heath]

a lamp, an Arrem upon

[glossy crater]

an arrow, a pistol upon

[lusty wadi]

a Bristol, there was a

[thin spoke]

a very musty manky deodorant,

[worthy kindle]

which sold surprisingly well, many

[thin spoke]

parents buy them for their

[lusty wadi]

pet tortoises 'cuz they stinky

[inland terrace]

and they like being sigma

[loud crag]

. Sigma balls eyy lmao

[thin spoke]

haha gottem sussus amogus patroclus

[warm tiger]

Yes, I'm a tiktok star.

[thin spoke]

Yes, i have 10 followers.

[light heath]

Yes, I have blue hair.

[thin spoke]

No, I won't do F4F.

[light heath]

Unless . . . ?

[ocean zenith]

No, nevermind, no. Definitely not.

[light heath]

hahahah forget I said anything...

[thin spoke]

But, perchance . . ?

[viscid osprey]

No... It's too risky. I

[thin spoke]

should really not ehehehe ehehe.

[light heath]

Then again, it wouldn't hurt

[uneven pumice]

unless you juice too much

[amber jewel]

because then i'd have to

[thin spoke]

de-juice my compartments, which is

[viscid osprey]

a time-consuming and often thankless

[thin spoke]

job, but someone has to

[light heath]

do it... Okay, no F4F.

[viscid osprey]

F4F stands for Florp for

[thin spoke]

Flip-Flops, which is an ideal

[light heath]

exchange for those who have

[viscid osprey]

the required clearance level. A

[light heath]

clearance level means that you

[thin spoke]

can clear your dandruffs and

[viscid osprey]

your eyes of metabolic toxins.

[light heath]

"Florp", on the other hand,

[thin spoke]

means something completely different, it

[light heath]

has the following meaning :

[thin spoke]

1. a magical glitter pen.

[light heath]

that's it, just one. Anyway,

[viscid osprey]

YOU DON'T HAVE CLEARANCE FOR

[light heath]

DOING F4Fs AND YOU'RE NOW

[viscid osprey]

BANNED FROM ALL F4F KNOWLEDGE.

[light heath]

The ban list also includes:

[viscid osprey]

-Discord user Bulli, a known

[thin spoke]

bringer of good Laune. Polpetta,

[amber jewel]

who has one shorter leg,

[light heath]

and Wormic, who's been found

[amber jewel]

translating dodgy manga by syro

[ocean zenith]

and also broob who's gay

[lusty wadi]

and finally, Arrem because he

[loud crag]

is also gay. Wow, what

[thin spoke]

a gay group. Happy days!

[worthy kindle]

Beep boop, I am turning

[ocean zenith]

and turning and turning and

[thin spoke]

turning and turning and turning

[worthy kindle]

and turning and oops I

[thin spoke]

fell and I can't get

[light heath]

up. Beep beep boop boop

[lusty wadi]

boop boop beep beep. When

[ocean zenith]

will the pizza get here

[worthy kindle]

otherwise I will eat the

[thin spoke]

pizza delivery driver >:9 nomnom

[light heath]

beepboop oh no I'm broken.

[worthy kindle]

Someone please fix my circuits

[thin spoke]

with a screwdriver ehehe

[light heath]

pizza guy's here, maybe I'll

[thin spoke]

tip him 328%. Wait, no.

[light heath]

Unless . . . ?

[worthy kindle]

Nah. The pizza didn't even

[thin spoke]

have basil. What the fuck.

[lusty wadi]

Basil rocks. Pizza guy sucks.

[thin spoke]

Let's turn him to basil.

[light heath]

Lemme just get up first.

[lusty wadi]

It's not even his fault

[worthy kindle]

but he will be eaten.

[thin spoke]

No more pizza time, bitch.

[light heath]

Pizza is so overrated anyway.

[thin spoke]

Jk. Pizza is da bawm.

[light heath]

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

[thin spoke]

WITH BASIL AND OLIVES AND

[light heath]

ew actually remove the olives

[viscid osprey]

and replace them with olives.

[light heath]

These new olives are non-existant

[thin spoke]

but they are there. You

[viscid osprey]

must eat them. Olive them.

[thin spoke]

Olive me. Olive you. Olive

[light heath]

in the trash. Olive-less pizza!

[ocean zenith]

With olives and olives and

[viscid osprey]

you must consume every olive

[light heath]

while I don't eat any.

[ocean zenith]

Some more ingredients are: rats

[light heath]

,ketchup, maple leaves, peas, pineapple,

[thin spoke]

rambutan, guava, coconuts, fish, duplex,

[ocean zenith]

biscuits, sticks, a screwdriver, basil,

[light heath]

dry ice, a computer keyboard,

[thin spoke]

a computer mouse, a computer

[viscid osprey]

house, a green louse, five

[light heath]

nights at freddy's installation CD,

[thin spoke]

and to top it off:

[light heath]

A disembodied human head. I

[thin spoke]

am not hungry anymore, actually.

[ocean zenith]

Actually you know what, fuck

[light heath]

it, nom nom nom nom

[ocean zenith]

nom nom nom nom nom

[light heath]

ouch, the screwdriver's too hard,

[ocean zenith]

and there's some CD in

[thin spoke]

the duplex. Wtf is this.

[light heath]

Whose head is this anyway?

[ocean zenith]

I hope it's Broob's. If

[light heath]

it isn't him, that means

[viscid osprey]

all was for naught. Why

[full vault]

are we still here? Just

[light heath]

end this ouija already, please!

[viscid osprey]

Unfortunately, it cannot end until

[full vault]

Broob has been banned, which

[light heath]

isn't gonna happen as long

[viscid osprey]

as the sun stays in

[thin spoke]

the sky, where it belongs!

[light heath]

Now it's nighttime. ban broob.

[thin spoke]

Now it's lunchtime. Ban Broob.

[light heath]

wait but the sun's up.

[thin spoke]

Holy shit. Our plan is

[viscid osprey]

ruined. There will be no

[light heath]

gödbyeing this ouija ever. Oh,

[ocean zenith]

everyone check the basement please

[light heath]

I have a surprise for

[ocean zenith]

your dead pet unicorn who

[lusty wadi]

wanna reply a message here

[thin spoke]

but instead replied to the

[lusty wadi]

Bulli banniversary reminder message, that

[light heath]

UnfhGjgh my head suddenly hurts

[ocean zenith]

and my left nipple exploded.

[viscid osprey]

It will be impossible to

[ocean zenith]

milk me with both hands

[light heath]

unless they share the right

[ocean zenith]

nipple or i grow a

[viscid osprey]

conjoined teat. Such a marvel

[light heath]

of nature, our ability to

[solemn copper]

milk it good with both

[ocean zenith]

legs, and milk it bad

[solemn copper]

when your left nipple explodes

[ocean zenith]

unless your right nipple also

[light heath]

explodes, then it's good. Cows

[solemn copper]

know it very well because

[light heath]

whenever someone milks them, their

[solemn copper]

front right teat bursts into

[light heath]

flames because the farmer's hands

[viscid osprey]

are like Streichhoelzer. This can

[light heath]

lead to third-degree burns and

[viscid osprey]

splinters in unfortunate areas. Beef

[solemn copper]

is something I avoid cuz

[light heath]

I've learned how it's made:

[ocean zenith]

a cow says hey hey

[light heath]

stop burning me kind sir

[solemn copper]

and then they stopped, until

[light heath]

Hose came to the farm

[solemn copper]

it's the firefighter Leonardo Hose

[light heath]

all along. Broob also came

[solemn copper]

he didn't know the concept

[light heath]

of commas, so Hose had

[solemn copper]

a bucket of roses that

[light heath]

would teach him. However, Satan

[solemn copper]

decided there should be more

[light heath]

chaos in that farm, so

[solemn copper]

Bro forgot how dots work

[ocean zenith]

and then he died. Then,

[deft jackal]

there were so many things

[light heath]

falling from the sky and

[solemn copper]

those things bounced around the

[light heath]

farm animals until they exploded.

[solemn copper]

but one animal survived, which

[light heath]

then died of something else.

[ocean zenith]

But let me tell you

[light heath]

one thing: After these events,

[viscid osprey]

I grew lethargic. I refused

[ocean zenith]

to play the banjo while

[light heath]

other people watched, and my

[thin spoke]

banjo was very sad. He

[viscid osprey]

died of a broken heart.

[scarlet raven]

That is why we should

[lusty wadi]

Use commas, unlike Broob, else

[thin spoke]

we are doomed to comatose.

[lusty wadi]

Polpatose's also to be avoided

[solemn copper]

also merbose, which's very verbose

[lusty wadi]

-this makes me google wordsthatendwithbose

[solemn copper]

then banjo got resurrected somehow

[light heath]

and died again. The moon

[thin spoke]

is made of stink cheese,

[light heath]

according to a group of

[viscid osprey]

stinkcheeseologists. They have been studying

[rough iron]

the stinkness of the moon's

[light heath]

cheese for decades. Their evidence

[amber jewel]

suggests that it's made from

[ocean zenith]

cheese, flour, milk, baking powder,

[amber jewel]

and half a kilogram of

[loud crag]

Nipples. God I love nipples.

[amber jewel]

my favourite nipple is on

[loud crag]

those slices of pepperoni pizza

[amber jewel]

that are free in the

[viscid osprey]

lenovo factory. Once, my seven

[light heath]

nipples got featured on a

[amber jewel]

front cover for time magazine

[light heath]

cos they are so goddamn

[viscid osprey]

innovative and thought-inspiring. Many other

[amber jewel]

nipples were also featured, but

[light heath]

mine are undoubtedly the most

[amber jewel]

colourful. i had them painted

[viscid osprey]

to resemble various mathematical concepts!

[amber jewel]

my favourite mathematical concept is

[ocean zenith]

spaghetti squared plus seven times

[viscid osprey]

areolar surface area divided by

[light heath]

the number of montgomery glands

[ocean zenith]

to the power of my

[light heath]

nipple hair, because the result

[worthy kindle]

shocked doctors in my area

[amber jewel]

due to the lead content

[light heath]

and risk of explosions. They

[amber jewel]

had to wear bomb disposal

[solemn copper]

toy unit, where all the

[viscid osprey]

nippular hair was stored. If

[amber jewel]

i sold it on ebay

[ocean zenith]

I'd make about seven hundred

[light heath]

thousand, two hundred eighty four

[ocean zenith]

atoms of nitrogen. That sucks.

[solemn copper]

but if I combine them

[ocean zenith]

they're equally worthless wtf what

[light heath]

kind of logic is that

[solemn copper]

turns out merb doesn't know

[viscid osprey]

anything. But we knew that.

[amber jewel]

sadly, merb didn't know that.

[viscid osprey]

Merb, more like nerd! XD

[solemn copper]

what is this high school?

[amber jewel]

no it's vocational secondary school

[solemn copper]

where all people learns how

[amber jewel]

to properly use "to be"

[solemn copper]

except in ouija, since there

[amber jewel]

isn't a rule about correctness

[solemn copper]

but about word count, which

[amber jewel]

is far more important to

[solemn copper]

make sense in this very

[amber jewel]

far away land, where all

[light heath]

the worst people come together

[ocean zenith]

and put marshmallows in their

[solemn copper]

nostrils all the way, until

[light heath]

they pass through the throat

[ocean zenith]

and exit through the knee

[light heath]

where a cut's been made

[viscid osprey]

in the shape of a

[amber jewel]

very very very large bee

[light heath]

and it got an infection.

[amber jewel]

an infection of large bees.

[light heath]

🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️

[viscid osprey]

is what it manifests as,

[light heath]

and what that means is

[viscid osprey]

two bees or not two

[light heath]

bees, that is the infection.

[viscid osprey]

When we consider the ramifications

[solemn copper]

of this many Bs, we

[viscid osprey]

B-gin to see why kids

[amber jewel]

go to parties, taking ecstabee

[light heath]

and obeeum and also getting

[viscid osprey]

inebeeated. The upside to this

[light heath]

madness is that bees don't

[worthy kindle]

belong to beings that are

[light heath]

from this dimension. They're actually

[thin spoke]

independent Bs who don't need

[light heath]

to be rooted in reality

[thin spoke]

and can eat whatever sandwiches

[amber jewel]

they like because of their

[raven berry]

extremely large and effective stomachs

[ocean zenith]

and their teeth shaped like

[amber jewel]

lots of tiny little teeth

[ocean zenith]

that are themselves shaped like

[amber jewel]

even tinier, littler teeth. Personally,

[solemn copper]

I can't count them, cuz

[amber jewel]

there's just so many teeth

[solemn copper]

nobody's got time for that

[ocean zenith]

except maybe that weird guy

[viscid osprey]

who just loves to count

[thin spoke]

teeth and marbles, because they

[solemn copper]

are interesting for the dude?

[light heath]

The weird guy's name is:

[thin spoke]

Brooberator Broseidon Broseph Broberson Bromanjägermanjensen,

[light heath]

BBBBB for short. Just like

[amber jewel]

that acronym used for nsfw

[ocean zenith]

movie director Brooberator Broseidon Broseph

[amber jewel]

who made an hour long

[solemn copper]

director's cut edition of the

[amber jewel]

best paint drying in the

[light heath]

history of paint drying. Also

[solemn copper]

the future of paint drying

[amber jewel]

is interesting, for example there

[light heath]

could be a new way

[thin spoke]

to eat paint, and also

[viscid osprey]

feed the paint to businessmen.

[thin spoke]

Eat paint, businessmen, you little

[solemn copper]

confused individual, why do you

[thin spoke]

like balance sheets so much?

[light heath]

Is it some kinda fetish?

[viscid osprey]

Let's circle back to the

[solemn copper]

fact about broob and commas

[light heath]

,which,tbh isn't what I meant

[solemn copper]

actually, it really was that

[light heath]

and whoops, forgot a comma

[solemn copper]

which really isn't that problematic

[light heath]

who cares about punctuation amirite

[solemn copper]

as long as point's made

[light heath]

no need for many word

[solemn copper]

why say lot word when

[viscid osprey]

when few word do trick

[ocean zenith]

ice cream goooood ice cream

[viscid osprey]

goooood ice cream goooood ice

[thin spoke]

cubes good tooooo yes yes

[light heath]

ice ice brrr so cold

[solemn copper]

it'd be a shame if

[viscid osprey]

ice cream baaaaad ice cream.

[light heath]

sorry I used a period

[viscid osprey]

but it arrives monthly, and

[solemn copper]

you can't just "use" it

[light heath]

unleeeess, you know. . .

[solemn copper]

then I thought of cheating

[light heath]

and drank it all back

[viscid osprey]

instead of fingerpainting. Now I

[light heath]

feel kinda sick honestly maybe

[solemn copper]

I should start doing bodypainting

[light heath]

after going to the Krankenhaus

[solemn copper]

so I dial 91 1

[viscid osprey]

that is, 1 91 times,

[solemn copper]

nobody picks up somehow, so

[light heath]

I try again: 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[light heath]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[light heath]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[light heath]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

... There is no answer.

[light heath]

whoops that was actually 92

[solemn copper]

cuz I added an extra

[thin spoke]

1 for posterity and luck

[light heath]

guess I should try again:

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[light heath]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[light heath]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[light heath]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[solemn copper]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 1 1 1 1

[light heath]

1 1 1 1 1

[thin spoke]

1 1 1 1 1

[viscid osprey]

1 ... dialing complete. ...

[solemn copper]

it is ringing . .

[thin spoke]

Brrring brrring. "Hello, moshi moshi?

[light heath]

dare da omae wa? "

[solemn copper]

what an entrance, I thought

[light heath]

to myself. then I answered:

[solemn copper]

was this worth it after

[light heath]

all that dialing? And hung

[viscid osprey]

my pants on the wall.

[thin spoke]

Now, my wall is pantsed,

[light heath]

do you hear me? PANTSED!

[solemn copper]

PAN T S E D

[thin spoke]

that means, pants are now

[solemn copper]

there but the phone is

[thin spoke]

not hung up yet. Oops

[solemn copper]

I pick it and say

[light heath]

"hello I need a doctor"

[viscid osprey]

while hanging more pants on

[thin spoke]

the neighbour's cow's nose ring,

[solemn copper]

is totally irrelevant so I

[viscid osprey]

scream with passion into the

[light heath]

phone and hang up. The

[viscid osprey]

police are at my door.

[light heath]

Shit what did I do?

[solemn copper]

they knock the door again

[light heath]

and I decide to hide

[solemn copper]

all pants on the walls

[light heath]

lest the police find them

[viscid osprey]

to wear for themselves. I

[worthy kindle]

know they wouldn't look good.

[raven berry]

I kept some for myself

[ocean zenith]

in case I get hungry

[solemn copper]

or thirsty, you never know

[viscid osprey]

how long liquefied pants last.

[amber jewel]

which isnt actually that long

[raven berry]

because the fabric is made

[amber jewel]

out of liquefied cotton, and

[viscid osprey]

fish innards. It's slimy, gloopy,

[amber jewel]

and positively pack with omega3s.

[viscid osprey]

On a good day, I

[light heath]

like to go outside naked

[solemn copper]

then remember I need clothing

[amber jewel]

but it always dribbles off

[solemn copper]

so I dribble back home

[amber jewel]

because i am also liquid

[loud crag]

snake, the hot videogame character

[viscid osprey]

who keeps alerting the guards

[amber jewel]

to my presence in the

[solemn copper]

endless missions of that game

[light heath]

which I've already uninstalled from

[raven berry]

the PC at my workplace

[amber jewel]

which i stole and use

[light heath]

for one very specific reason:

[amber jewel]

recording copious quantities of monster

[viscid osprey]

energy drink ads while I

[amber jewel]

help my friend to produce

[light heath]

some spam e-mails. With these,

[amber jewel]

i can buy lots of

[light heath]

new computers so I can

[viscid osprey]

produce even more spam e-mails!

[thin spoke]

Here comes spam e-mails stoinks,

[light heath]

making money's never been easier!

[viscid osprey]

Bitcoin miners HATE this one

[thin spoke]

trick! Regular miners hate them

[viscid osprey]

and click HERE to find

[light heath]

out why and how to

[viscid osprey]

OBLITERATE your student loans NOW!

[thin spoke]

Furthermore, you can also COLLECT

[light heath]

your 9999th visitor's PRIZE right

[viscid osprey]

now! All you have to

[light heath]

do is enter your CREDIT

[viscid osprey]

SCORE and SSN into the

[thin spoke]

neighbour's back trousers pocket and

[light heath]

UNBUTTON his SHIRT to collect

[viscid osprey]

your PRIZE. You will see

[light heath]

that his left nipple EXPLODES

[thin spoke]

and THOUSANDS of confetti and

[light heath]

POLICE OFFICERS come out to

[thin spoke]

arrest everyone in GLaD because

[light heath]

of this goddamn ouija just

[viscid osprey]

won't quit shaking its thicc

[thin spoke]

tailfeather that its momma gave

[light heath]

it before saying: Gödbye my

[thin spoke]

little dumpling. I hope you

[amber jewel]

have enjoyed this story, but

[loud crag]

sadly it must now come

[amber jewel]

to an end.. im sorry:

[solemn copper]

those of you who have

[amber jewel]

read this awfulness. so finally,

[raven berry]

before i reveal my secret,

[ocean zenith]

I am super gay for

[amber jewel]

saying farewell to the ouija

[light heath]

session that's haunted GLaD for

[thin spoke]

6 millenia and 4 months

[light heath]

in Polpetta years, which roughly

[amber jewel]

translates to nineteen irl days

[light heath]

,holy shit, almost 3 weeks

[amber jewel]

we should kill it tomorrow

[raven berry]

or else it'll kill us

[thin spoke]

which isn't necessarily bad, tbh

[light heath]

, except that I'll die

[solemn copper]

and reach eternal happiness, which

[light heath]

is indeed terrible. Now, time

[solemn copper]

to answer one last question;

[light heath]

What was rule 9 ?

[ocean zenith]

gay gay gay gay rule

[amber jewel]

it said something about goodbye

[light heath]

The curse is finally over

where's the result

WHERE IS IT SYRO

[ocean zenith]

Ladies and gentlemen, there's the result.

[light heath]

[ocean zenith]

can't believe we did it

oh yes please stop tlaking though

[light heath]

We fucking did it gladdit

o sorry

[solemn copper]

wait there's a result?

[amber jewel]

no

[solemn copper]

why not

[light heath]

it's missing the 3 final words

"gay gay rule"

[ocean zenith]

they're in the file, they just don't display in the preview for whatever reason

[light heath]

o

we broke the preview too

[solemn copper]

I LOVE IT

[thin spoke]

We did it i can't believe it

[solemn copper]

"I'm sorry I'm infected and contagious and nasty and smelly and bad and my fingernails are super soft. But that doesn't mean I don't like to flick the bean across the table every five or so minutes," WOW

[light heath]

@viscid osprey come here

[thin spoke]

Lmfao i was responsible in some of that

[solemn copper]

every random scroll is another goldmine

[light heath]

The cow part is still the best and no one can say otherwise

[solemn copper]

which cow part?

[light heath]

Cows are smart animals, they know how to shut down when things get too spicy during the milking and turn off their udders.

[thin spoke]

Loool I don't remember this part

[solemn copper]

sorry, my favorite part is still dialing

so when do we start the new sesh?

[light heath]

Never

We're never doing this again

[solemn copper]

speak for yourself

[thin spoke]

I already feel empty

[light heath]

Actually I thought the conclusion would feel much more satisfying

But it's like there wasn't any meaning to it to begin with

[thin spoke]

There were some moments where it would've been good to end it but this one feels anticlimactic yeah

[light heath]

Name one of those moments

[quick olive]

I'm tempted to fix and properly goodbye it just too see how it looks like

[thin spoke]

Do it do it

[ocean zenith]

Can you? Idk what the code is but I'd expect it to have yeeted the entries out of the DB already

[quick olive]

no it keeps them 😌

[solemn copper]

the real question is when are we restarting the session

[thin spoke]

Maybe it can be an annual ritual

[quick olive]

goodbye

[worn pewter]

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Anyway, as I was saying, Dumbledore is a gay man ,this once i won't goodhi but i will say badbye and will not let Polpetta polpette their way out of the jumpscare by the badbye but Polpetta will make noodles ,make me more than happy and scream at the top of my lungs "ILOVENOODLES" lol, but she'd never let me make them noodles because I'll fuck everything up like I do anything and everything sadly, maybe I should give up on becoming the hokage. But i won't because FUCK YOU I'll stop making anime references i don't even watch anime dad, it's called art and idk how to finish that so i will offer this offer, you give nothing and I give nothing in return . In this economy we barely eat avocado, unlike millennials who eatn't avocados at all ,and those gen-Z weirdos who are just a tad different because they wear those cute fortnite t-shirts. You can steal my wallet if you want there's a bird in it that always shouts your name whenever the wallet is being stroked and carressed gently by a loving demon who also likes

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chocolate custard puddings and gamer girl bathwater. He dreams a dream of times gone beyond his soul and time , it's honestly really scary to open the basement door only to see Base with a Ment in his hands and kedi and coffee and not a single dead body except for the 10293939 that wonder how they fit there in Base's foot locker, which as the name implies, locks in mysterious ways. With that, the ritual is complete. Behold, .>help ouija, which tells you everything you need to know such as that goodbye is forbidden unless you wanna end your almost eternal suffering here on this god forsaken channel where the deer and the non-deer come together to play this weird and confusing ouija caused by bright ideas of quixotic kittens and countless tiny , meaningless slices of mind. So anyway, this guy called Bleepbloopshittywittygooddogkreischwania Freelanguagelearningchitchatmawawawakakakakajalton III looked out at the world he had a witch who cursed him to be a super sexy asexual woman. Because of that, her name got c

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hanged to Badabing Badaboon the second, who ,unlike Badabing Badaboon the first, is not afraid to slap her loving husband who's called Boodobang Boodobuun the eight, who uses his hands to touch all the breads in the village bakery, and then proceeds to re-bake the bread to feed his 846352855 cats. They gain bread-like powers and they transform into massive loaves, which is problematic, because bread cats tend to require a lot of magical energy to maintain their precious fur and their adorable magical toe beans. Fluffy bread kittens, however, are rather tasty and get eaten quickly. Unfortunately, they are bad for your health, as they tend to expand in your stomach and produce cyanide and lots of melancholy. Their kittens are sorta like blueberries, in that they are blue and grow ,saying "violet, you're turning violet" and "why would you do this to me, you monster?" and sometimes even "who is this 'Broob' you're always talking to, pls ban this broob“ which they've every right to. I also must tell you to tell yo

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urself not to forget to brush your teeth. Otherwise, the tooth fairy will curse your entire family until Your uncle's haemorrhoids will come And make his life miserable because he deserves it as a punishment for eating your pickles and gherkins and all. Next your mother gets punished because she forgot to buy a house to live in and instead gave the money to some random person who was walking by. Their name was not Broob, but instead a much longer and uglier name like John Maik Broobington but still wasn't this one. What can you do, when no one wants to say how they feel about the time they felt about the place they felt about the god,Iwanna end this ouija chain but I shan't. Because Syro would certainly love that, and Syro can't win. Not while there's so much pain and we have all this bread that wants to eat our Broobs. I'm sure Syro wouldn't mind if all Broobs are eaten, but I personally would. not mind that Syro would , yes, but he would. In any case, we should keep this up for a year at least, so that when

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it's finally over, Syro will know that it's over and finally leave the server. in a better state than Trax, who can't even see anything due to his stink-cloud uno reverse card magic manga What the fuck trax what the hell are you saying and why must you always ruin my life trax why not ruin knot's life or maple's why always polpetta why do you hold a grudge in the armpits of desire you know what, fuck this with the kneecaps of despair and ankles of justice. I fucking hate ouija and I want to slowly caress your fingers while we drag the seventy-eight thousand three hundred and ninety four dead cows across the face of the mountain of evil and bromance and broseidon. He acquired the mountain by not giving up his earthly possession of mayonnaise and instead paying with actual money and paper he decided to invest in some dead crows ,which being dead were only a minor step-back for the major's min

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or's little horse that broke its leg and died. It had a sad history because it was forced to knit bat socks while being chased by the police in little vehicles made of pumpkins because the actual cars were soooo last year. Anyway, they didn't catch the horse, so it fervently disregarded the rules. The rules being: #1: Never eat without washing your hands; #2: Never accept gifts from friends, as strangers give better ones; #3: When it rains, don't forget to sing. #4: Don't run away from police; or do, it's fun. #5: If you do, don't get tickled; they are lethal. #6: Ticklytickly's fun however. Anyways. #7: Do not follow these rules. Without following all of them , you cannot ever hope to have a way to survive in this cruel world where nothing but goodness prevails for the ruling class and Peasants suffer from diabetes and uh that other disease called "Thatotherdiseasus". That's it for rules. There's also an eighth rule: there is no eight rule. Therefore the peasants continue to dream about rule 9 which Doesn't

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exist either due to the fact that rule 8 ,rule 9 and rule 10 have yet to be created. I like to eat sandwiches, because there are no rules to sandwich anarchy. An example: You can always eat a sandwich sandwich. It's awesome because it's a sandwich inside another . It's enjoyed with some sandwich inside another sandwich inside my belly obviously. I'm hungry. Infinite sandwich consumes Ali's lifeforce especially those that Maple made .Soon, the evil Sandwich Overlord will dip himself in ranch made from Ali's lifeforce and I will like it no matter what it tastes like. (-.)in the morning when I wake up, I sleep again.(.-) When, if you don't count all 7 rules, the sandwiches start screeching in pain and there's no stopping them until the cows come home by 9pm. Cows are smart animals, they know how to shut down when things get too spicy during the milking and turn off their udders. This also helps the farmers to obtain the delicious milk that comes out during this stage which, almost unbelievably, tastes like the v

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ery sandwiches the cows are made into. This phenomenon was first discovered and called the "milksandwichification" effect. When a young child milked a cow and seventy liters of blood came erupting from the teat, providing fresh blood for the Vampires that live in a nearby goat's stomach, disaster struck when Alya came to drink it. The farm animals went Bananas and started eating grapes and mercury and arsenic and even their own hooves. To further complicate things, a funny gentleman clad in a red Dress wearing clown shoes and a clown nose, whose name Was hose. He wanted to summon a demon to that very specific location, Mallorca. The summoning ritual failed, however, because bro wouldn't stop eating mac and cheese with ketchup, distracting the thoroughly disgusted gentleman, who packed up his candles and said "right then this is really gross please stop now." and went home. Bro kept saying that he would like to stop, but he couldn't, because he was lying and actually fucking loved eating his disgusting monstro

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sity he calls food; Hose came back the next century and brought his friend to help with the ritual. This time however it went even worse than last time because the goat stomach vampires and the Queen and her zombie soldiers prepared an ambush vying to crush the mallorcans and Hose got caught up in the ambush whilst making his preparations for the summoning. After procuring the last ingredient, the queen appeared before him, chugged jarfuls of pickle juice, Wiped her lips with glee, and finally died. All's well That ends well, she thought. Then, suddenly, Big Ben bonged: The restorations were finally complete! Not this ouija session, though. "Please, please let this end," I think to myself, but really none of us could have predicted our utter devastation caused by this idea of the queen having died so we had a celebration feast consisting of the queen herself. What that means I've yet to think about. As its technically cannibalism, but fuck the police, coming straight from the underground, don't forget to ban

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the monarchy and invest in nitcoin. All the cool lice and littens invest these days. To advertise, they say "Hey uhhhhhh, come on over chaps we have börek, we cool" ,and it's not very convincing , it's super convincing lmao :acid_do_mathematics: but it isn't to be deceptive, it is to be super deceptive lmao :) that is, to be very convincing and deceptive at the beginning of the end of the same time. Now, when Hose dreams of counting rules he always ignores rule 7 meaning that the sandwiches must be eaten by the farmers without their hands having been touched by the food. This ouija started 9 days ago. Fun fact: The longer this ouija chain keeps going, the less we can relate to the story at the beginning if there even was any. To finish in five words; or not to finish. That's not relevant to this part NO, that's the question, Maple... Leaves... are very... pretty, aren't they? ...mmyes... *mo

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nch* cronch ... They taste great with ketchup... But not with Worcestershire sauce... I wonder who will finish this ouija because it's getting long, but not long enough; because we need to fill all 23 parts of the saga our publisher is forcing upon us, to bring down the evil Syro and his army of bts fans with steroids and rabies special concotion, which they're gonna use on my publisher hopefully. Die bitch. She didn't die. Very sad, tweeted Trump. Or at least he wanted to, but Twitter had given him the boot of unlimited tweets to the thing. So anyway, this guy behind me, his name is Heeeeeeeeeeeeeezoid Papapapapapapapapapapadappadam Smith, and he has been stalking me for nine billion five hundred and thirty-three milliseconds, which converts to four analysis II lectures if you don't count the countless infinity of time itself which you don't count because it always ruins the mouthfeel so much. That guy really won't stop brushing his teeth. Seriously, he is gonna drill holes in his gums and suffer from chro

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nic gum holage. Which in layman's terms, means that there are cavities in the ~g u m s~ and holes in the gingivae, which is very bad for eating if you don't fill them with some tasty peanut butter and strawberry marmalade yum yum and maybe some maple leaves for posterity and good fortune. Cricket too, because Mulan's grandma loved playing cricket in the evenings after dinner. She would throw so many crickets into her mouth, catching them skillfully. Not the insect, but the bing bing bong bong bing. That's the name of the band that I started with Bro 3 months ago. I'm hoping we make the skalympics. Problem is, Bro's been having seisures every time we play because he's cefr level c and our band is "BBBBB" and we laughed "kkk" like the weird memes that we because secretly we're all lithuaniam and we can't read and we smell like cabbages if your momma baked fish before touching the cabbages. I'm very sorry for this. Will you please forgive me and my president Bolsonaro, who is perhaps the nicest hedgehog alive, a

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nd very not dead unlike Neil, who is most certainly dead. That is very sad, but everything dies. So it isn't very unusual, even though hecke still refuses to accept Neil's death, because he was her paramour of over 50 years. This knowledge was unknown to Arrem, who was also dating Syro and Hecke and also pretty much the entirety of Saarland and Bielefeld, which means that the existence of Arrem is questionable at best. But, at least he can't get anymore STDs than he already had gotten from hecke 😔. 😔 Nooooo Hecke nooo why. Hecke replied: "I'm sorry I'm infected and contagious and nasty and smelly and bad and my fingernails are super soft. But that doesn't mean I don't like to flick the bean across the table every five or so minutes, because I'm only human and humans sometimes like to massage otters and bake them into pies, and then feed those pies to Arrem". Arrem then said: "you know how you sometimes confuse beans and toasters together? I mean I'm not gay but they do look alike when I am sleep deprived an

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d on too many drugs. Do not do drugs, kids! Isn't that right, Bulli?". Bulli likes to eat pancakes. Bulli likes to eat pancakes. Bulli likes to eat pancakes. Bulli likes to eat pancakes. Bulli likes to eat pancakes. Bulli is now full of pancake. Bulli transforms into a pancake. He's now become a threat. Knots is deployed, time to destroy the beast from inside using the stealthiest of weapons: a ridiculously massive ban hammer. That can turn invisible. It weighs 16 stones and can teleport back to the wielder when the wielder farts, and it deals extra damage against lice, mitochondria, pickles, clouds and any wooden doors in Maine. When we talk about "birds", we can't help but remember a pink seagull, a hairy sea cucumber, an oscillating spine, seventy jars of mayo, a dog with 6 human arms, an old lady's eyebrow, the list of things Bro hates, Pol's cute red dress, ninety thousand larval hornworms, a pulsating belly of Bulli's because pancakes ,a pigeon, an ugly and a stinky, several hundred wasps chasing the af

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orementioned pink seagull, whilst rollerskating and eating borgars, exclaiming BURGIIIIR. Let's play a game where we punch a face -belonging to Arrem ofc. Just kidding, belonging to Broob 's cousin Marty who invested in Bitstoinks and Dogestoinks and was backstabbed by Elon Musk with a sharpened corncob, then died. His last words were:" My time has come, but i didn't get to taste mac and cheese with ketchup thank fucking god because that was a myth created by brooberator broseidon's brotastic bropaganda broposting ,BBBBB for short, and everyone mindlessly followed it. Luckily I am smarter than normal people because i watch rick&morty, which has many ingenious s*x jokes and oh god I'm bleeding from my belly button. That hurts dies". The game's rule is to not play game; If that's confusing to you, you're not playing it right. Go revise your anki decks. Or brush your mum's teeth. Your mum lov

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es her teeth. And she also loves chocolate and eating other teeth with her little shiny chocolate denture. What do you do when a drunken sailor? Early in the old forgotten McDonald's store somewhere in the province of British Columbia. Anyway, when we sail across the ocean, we must pay homage to the sailors who couldn't make it past the laughing krakens who destroy every single vessel containing soy sauce and milk and tickle me elmo dolls and hair lotion and sun cream and most importantly hawaiian pizza that goes in the trash. We're never sailing again. Today, I gathered the courage to finish this ouija once but now I gotta start over and as a punishment I gotta spend a day with Obama in the sewer, playing the most boring game ever: Fecal Accounting. The rules are simple: The first player has to count the second player's feces while submerged in sewer water, trying to avoid floating jellyfishes trying to sting your body. It's actually pretty fun. You dodge while counting fecal matter and contracting 25 diseas

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es namely measles, smallpox, gingivitis, cholera, ecoli, giardia, HPV, prions, syphilis, typhoid, malaria, scurvy, chicken pox, alzheimer's, common cold, diabetes, leptospirosis, Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, Abetalipoproteinemia, halitosis, meningitis, GOP, ichthyfication, peels, and thatotherdiseasus. Obama got really into slicing cucumbers. When he sliced his first cucumber, he made a mistake and cut my nipple. "Wtf Obama", I needed my nipple for business but not pleasure, my visa was cancelled because i violated the nipple integrity international treaty meaning that I no longer have a proper nippie. That started a trend, and everyone started hiding their nipples. This is getting out of hand. But not out of feet. Now there are two of them nipples, instead of six. I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, but I couldn't see, that the cucumbers would become popular. Because the fisherman wouldn't eat her fisherman's treat, and the Fisherman's treat wouldn't have to be eaten by the fisherman. So

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it goes. If one man, seven flies and two vampires were to gather together and tried to blend my frog that sings the song that goes like DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN, together with a cat bird a bird cat and a turtledove and a pair of hamburgers that sometimes like to publicly show their patty witties ,special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles ,mayo, beef, toast, pickles, pickles, butter, baby hairs, kebab, milchreis, kaesefliege, deer teeth, fungal happenings, sponge, onion, dog hair, tomato, lice, mice, dice, rice, and Scheiß. Do you know what mcdonalds put in their hamburgers and their chicken nuggets and that item on the secret is in fact non-existent? Crazy. I am the best at inferring meaning from five words ,tweeted Donald Trump from his backup account which hasnt yet reached even a hundred followers but still managed to get six retweets and four likes, Good job Donald Trump! Now there are many things that convince me, that Donald is in fact my great great great small big orange weaboo who likes to buy tan

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gerines and oranges and clementines and mandarins and other orangey thingies specifically 25. I'll list them: Jk haha instead i will give callum a thumbs up and actually, change of mind. I will instead eat some orange, sweet orange, blue orange, mandarin orange, wormy orange, spicy orange, not-so-orange orange, orangen't, cucumber, cucumber orange, orange cucumber, cucumberange, wormy cucumber orange, cucumber mandarin, forbidden cucumber pickled orange, orange orange, orange orange orange, and spam orange with orange spam. Okay, where were we again? We're in a thingy space, We have been floating everywhere. Some of it is water. Some of it is raspberries. They surround us, penetrate us. Fill us up with fruit. Only then we are complete. Mmm it feels so good. It fills us with pleasure. Nothing can compare to this. And the pleasure doesn't stop. If this keeps up, I'm sure I will lose my sense of self and become someone with raspberries inserted in. And with those raspberries in my person, I shall engage in the a

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ct of transcendence, leaving behind all my worldly cats and kittens, my pussies that I have several of, and becoming one with the pussies of mine, raspberries in mine own long gone corpse. Let's drop this topic and die. Quick, everyone get in line! Once upon a time, twice upon a time, thrice upon a time, forice upon a Horace, fivus upon a sixus, and a sevenus upon atchoo and nein upon a tetanus, and an elf upon a shelf, a goat upon a throat, a chameleon upon a religion, a pon upon a tampon, a stamp upon a lamp, an Arrem upon an arrow, a pistol upon a Bristol, there was a a very musty manky deodorant, which sold surprisingly well, many parents buy them for their pet tortoises 'cuz they stinky and they like being sigma . Sigma balls eyy lmao haha gottem sussus amogus patroclus Yes, I'm a tiktok star. Yes, i have 10 followers. Yes, I have blue hair. No, I won't do F4F. Unless . . . ? No, neverm

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ind, no. Definitely not. hahahah forget I said anything... But, perchance . . ? No... It's too risky. I should really not ehehehe ehehe. Then again, it wouldn't hurt unless you juice too much because then i'd have to de-juice my compartments, which is a time-consuming and often thankless job, but someone has to do it... Okay, no F4F. F4F stands for Florp for Flip-Flops, which is an ideal exchange for those who have the required clearance level. A clearance level means that you can clear your dandruffs and your eyes of metabolic toxins. "Florp", on the other hand, means something completely different, it has the following meaning : 1) a magical glitter pen. that's it, just one. Anyway, YOU DON'T HAVE CLEARANCE FOR DOING F4Fs AND YOU'RE NOW BANNED FROM ALL F4F KNOWLEDGE. The ban list also includes: -Discord user Bulli, a known bringer of good Laune. Polpetta, who has one shorter leg, and Wormic, who's been found translating dodgy manga by syro and also broob who's gay and finally, Arrem because he is also gay.

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Wow, what a gay group. Happy days! Beep boop, I am turning and turning and turning and turning and turning and turning and turning and oops I fell and I can't get up. Beep beep boop boop boop boop beep beep. When will the pizza get here otherwise I will eat the pizza delivery driver >:9 nomnom beepboop oh no I'm broken. Someone please fix my circuits with a screwdriver :kimochii: ehehe pizza guy's here, maybe I'll tip him 328%. Wait, no. Unless . . . ? Nah. The pizza didn't even have basil. What the fuck. Basil rocks. Pizza guy sucks. Let's turn him to basil. Lemme just get up first. It's not even his fault but he will be eaten. No more pizza time, bitch. Pizza is so overrated anyway. Jk. Pizza is da bawm. PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA WITH BASIL AND OLIVES AND ew actually remove the olives and replace them with olives. These new olives are non-existant but they are there. You must eat them. Olive them. Olive me. Olive you. Olive in the trash. Olive-less pizza! With olives and olives and you must consume ever

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y olive while I don't eat any. Some more ingredients are: rats ,ketchup, maple leaves, peas, pineapple, rambutan, guava, coconuts, fish, duplex, biscuits, sticks, a screwdriver, basil, dry ice, a computer keyboard, a computer mouse, a computer house, a green louse, five nights at freddy's installation CD, and to top it off: A disembodied human head. I am not hungry anymore, actually. Actually you know what, fuck it, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom ouch, the screwdriver's too hard, and there's some CD in the duplex. Wtf is this. Whose head is this anyway? I hope it's Broob's. If it isn't him, that means all was for naught. Why are we still here? Just end this ouija already, please! Unfortunately, it cannot end until Broob has been banned, which isn't gonna happen as long as the sun stays in the sky, where it belongs! Now it's nighttime. ban broob. Now it's lunchtime. Ban Broob. wait but the sun's up. Holy shit. Our plan is ruined. There will be no gödbyeing this ouija ever. Oh, everyone check the basement

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please I have a surprise for your dead pet unicorn who wanna reply a message here but instead replied to the Bulli banniversary reminder message, that UnfhGjgh my head suddenly hurts and my left nipple exploded. It will be impossible to milk me with both hands unless they share the right nipple or i grow a conjoined teat. Such a marvel of nature, our ability to milk it good with both legs, and milk it bad when your left nipple explodes unless your right nipple also explodes, then it's good. Cows know it very well because whenever someone milks them, their front right teat bursts into flames because the farmer's hands are like Streichhoelzer. This can lead to third-degree burns and splinters in unfortunate areas. Beef is something I avoid cuz I've learned how it's made: a cow says hey hey stop burning me kind sir and then they stopped, until Hose came to the farm it's the firefighter Leonardo Hose all along. Broob also came he didn't know the concept of commas, so Hose had a bucket of roses that would teach hi

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m. However, Satan decided there should be more chaos in that farm, so Bro forgot how dots work and then he died. Then, there were so many things falling from the sky and those things bounced around the farm animals until they exploded. but one animal survived, which then died of something else. But let me tell you one thing: After these events, I grew lethargic. I refused to play the banjo while other people watched, and my banjo was very sad. He died of a broken heart. That is why we should Use commas, unlike Broob, else we are doomed to comatose. Polpatose's also to be avoided also merbose, which's very verbose -this makes me google wordsthatendwithbose then banjo got resurrected somehow and died again. The moon is made of stink cheese, according to a group of stinkcheeseologists. They have been studying the stinkness of the moon's cheese for decades. Their evidence suggests that it's made

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from cheese, flour, milk, baking powder, and half a kilogram of Nipples. God I love nipples. my favourite nipple is on those slices of pepperoni pizza that are free in the lenovo factory. Once, my seven nipples got featured on a front cover for time magazine cos they are so goddamn innovative and thought-inspiring. Many other nipples were also featured, but mine are undoubtedly the most colourful. i had them painted to resemble various mathematical concepts! my favourite mathematical concept is spaghetti squared plus seven times areolar surface area divided by the number of montgomery glands to the power of my nipple hair, because the result shocked doctors in my area due to the lead content and risk of explosions. They had to wear bomb disposal toy unit, where all the nippular hair was stored. If i sold it on ebay I'd make about seven hundred thousand, two hundred eighty four atoms of nitrogen. That sucks. but if I combine them they're equally worthless wtf what kind of logic is that turns out merb doesn't

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know anything. But we knew that. sadly, merb didn't know that. Merb, more like nerd! XD what is this high school? no it's vocational secondary school where all people learns how to properly use "to be" except in ouija, since there isn't a rule about correctness but about word count, which is far more important to make sense in this very far away land, where all the worst people come together and put marshmallows in their nostrils all the way, until they pass through the throat and exit through the knee where a cut's been made in the shape of a very very very large bee and it got an infection. an infection of large bees. 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️ is what it manifests as, and what that means is two bees or not two bees, that is the infection. When we consider the ramifications of this many Bs, we B-gin to see why kids go to parties, taking ecstabee and obeeum and also getting inebeeated. The upside to this madness is that bees don't belong to beings that are from this dimension. They're actually independent Bs who do

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n't need to be rooted in reality and can eat whatever sandwiches they like because of their extremely large and effective stomachs and their teeth shaped like lots of tiny little teeth that are themselves shaped like even tinier, littler teeth. Personally, I can't count them, cuz there's just so many teeth nobody's got time for that except maybe that weird guy who just loves to count teeth and marbles, because they are interesting for the dude? The weird guy's name is: Brooberator Broseidon Broseph Broberson Bromanjägermanjensen, BBBBB for short. Just like that acronym used for nsfw movie director Brooberator Broseidon Broseph who made an hour long director's cut edition of the best paint drying in the history of paint drying. Also the future of paint drying is interesting, for example there could be a new way to eat paint, and also feed the paint to businessmen. Eat paint, businessmen, you little confused individual, why do you like balance sheets so much? Is it some kinda fetish? Let's circle back to the fa

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ct about broob and commas ,which,tbh isn't what I meant actually, it really was that and whoops, forgot a comma which really isn't that problematic who cares about punctuation amirite as long as point's made no need for many word why say lot word when when few word do trick ice cream goooood ice cream goooood ice cream goooood ice cubes good tooooo yes yes ice ice brrr so cold it'd be a shame if ice cream baaaaad ice cream. sorry I used a period but it arrives monthly, and you can't just "use" it unleeeess, you know. . . then I thought of cheating and drank it all back instead of fingerpainting. Now I feel kinda sick honestly maybe I should start doing bodypainting after going to the Krankenhaus so I dial 91 1 that is, 1 91 times, nobody picks up somehow, so I try again: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ... There is no answer. whoops that was actually 92 cuz I

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added an extra 1 for posterity and luck guess I should try again: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ... dialing complete. ... it is ringing . . Brrring brrring. "Hello, moshi moshi? dare da omae wa? " what an entrance, I thought to myself. then I answered: was this worth it after all that dialing? And hung my pants on the wall. Now, my wall is pantsed, do you hear me? PANTSED! PAN T S E D that means, pants are now there but the phone is not hung up yet. Oops I pick it and say "hello I need a doctor" while hanging more pants on the neighbour's cow's nose ring, is totally irrelevant so I scream with passion into the phone and hang up. The police are at my door. Shit what did I do? they knock the door again and I decide to hide all pants on the wall

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s lest the police find them to wear for themselves. I know they wouldn't look good. I kept some for myself in case I get hungry or thirsty, you never know how long liquefied pants last. which isnt actually that long because the fabric is made out of liquefied cotton, and fish innards. It's slimy, gloopy, and positively pack with omega3s. On a good day, I like to go outside naked then remember I need clothing but it always dribbles off so I dribble back home because i am also liquid snake, the hot videogame character who keeps alerting the guards to my presence in the endless missions of that game which I've already uninstalled from the PC at my workplace which i stole and use for one very specific reason: recording copious quantities of monster energy drink ads while I help my friend to produce some spam e-mails. With these, i can buy lots of new computers so I can produce even more spam e-mails! Here comes spam e-mails stoinks, making money's never been easier! Bitcoin miners HATE this one trick! Regular min

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ers hate them and click HERE to find out why and how to OBLITERATE your student loans NOW! Furthermore, you can also COLLECT your 9999th visitor's PRIZE right now! All you have to do is enter your CREDIT SCORE and SSN into the neighbour's back trousers pocket and UNBUTTON his SHIRT to collect your PRIZE. You will see that his left nipple EXPLODES and THOUSANDS of confetti and POLICE OFFICERS come out to arrest everyone in GLaD because of this goddamn ouija just won't quit shaking its thicc tailfeather that its momma gave it before saying: Gödbye my little dumpling. I hope you have enjoyed this story, but sadly it must now come to an end.. im sorry: those of you who have read this awfulness. so finally, before i reveal my secret, I am super gay for saying farewell to the ouija session that's haunted GLaD for 6 millenia and 4 months in Polpetta years, which roughly translates to nineteen irl days ,holy shit, almost 3 weeks we should kill it tomorrow or els

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e it'll kill us which isn't necessarily bad, tbh , except that I'll die and reach eternal happiness, which is indeed terrible. Now, time to answer one last question; What was rule 9 ? gay gay gay gay rule

Entry ID 49 - created at 21.07.2021 17:43

[quick olive]

lmfao

[thin spoke]

Holy shit syro bes syro

Now the bot is bulletproof

[loud crag]

OMG

Did you do a reading of this yet

[solemn copper]

nop

[loud crag]

LETS GO

[solemn copper]

LETS DO IT

[amber jewel]

do you even call yourself a data hoarder

[amber jewel]

me and aldi did a partial one earlier, im gonna record it tonight 😌

[loud crag]

Blessed

Wanna do it together or is yoir voice sexy enough

[amber jewel]

idm

nothing wrong with tripling the sexiness of it if you wanna join

[ocean zenith]

You should see if you can use the word splitter that i have for tts so it doesn't just randomly break up a word in half. Though I forgot how I wrote that and if it'll even work here.

[loud crag]

[amber jewel]

hmm you cant pause it though

[quick olive]

just look at the implementation lmfao, it's memey af anyway

[light heath]

The best part about this is

We actually made Syro go through the trouble of creating that fix

[amber jewel]

syro why not just create a text file of the ouija and upload that?

[quick olive]

because arrem already did that and it's boring 😌

[amber jewel]

render it in latex2pdf then

[quick olive]

No thanks

[amber jewel]

you should implement a wasm vm in the bot

[loud crag]

@amber jewel how do we do this

All do a full reading then edjt

Or overlay

[amber jewel]

hmm, we can split it up into certain amounts of lines to the nearest sentence

[loud crag]

With reverb so we sound like monks chanting

Wait actually I like my 2nd idea

A lot

[amber jewel]

then we need to time each word

[loud crag]

LOL

OK you record then I'll do it over yours

[amber jewel]

ok, i'll do it in a wee bit, got a yt queueueue on the go

[loud crag]

You watch ksi?

Also ye the contrapoints vid is a mustwatch for me

[solemn copper]

I used to do that in highschool man 👀

[amber jewel]

i dont really watch ksi, but i do watch sidemen

[amber jewel]

help ouija

[worn pewter]

ouija

Allows members to play a ouija game in the specified ouija channel.
The bot will automatically remove entries that don't match the game criteria
and will stop the chain when it encounters a goodbye in one of the messages.
The command supports both editing and deleting messages.
You can react to a message with :put_litter_in_its_place: to challenge the post.
The current threshold for deletion is 3.

:small_blue_diamond: **ouija start** <prompt> <game mode> [mode quantifier]

Starts a new ouija game in the specified ouija channel with the given prompt.
The gameMode determines whether the chain should be letter or word based.
Use l or letter for a letter based ouija or w or word for a word based ouija.
In a letter based game you can split words by using a -.
The given modeQuantifier describes how many letters or words each answer should contain.
modeQuantifier is an optional parameter that will default to 1. The maximum value is 5.

Module: Ouija

[amber jewel]

ouija start "For breakfast I want to eat a spoonful of ___." letter 3

[worn pewter]

Your prompt needs to have exactly 2 consecutive underscores.

[amber jewel]

ouija start "For breakfast I want to eat a spoonful of __." letter 3

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by callum

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For breakfast I want to eat a spoonful of __.

Entry ID - 50

[loud crag]

Callum porridge goodbye

Lol

[amber jewel]

you

[light heath]

goodbye

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For breakfast I want to eat a spoonful of Lolyou.

Entry ID 50 - created at 09.08.2021 19:34

[light heath]

lol, u

[viscid osprey]

[lusty wadi]

Wait

Did the legendary ouija end

[lusty wadi]

AYYYY WE BROKE IT

ouija start "__ made me very happy." word 2

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New Ouija by ali.

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__ made me very happy.

Entry ID - 51

[solemn copper]

these pretzels

[amber jewel]

which taste

[solemn copper]

just like

[amber jewel]

this sandwich

[solemn copper]

which I

[amber jewel]

recently borrowed

[solemn copper]

from a

[lusty wadi]

certain German-learner

[light heath]

called Bulli

goodbye

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these pretzels which taste just like this sandwich which I recently borrowed from a certain German-learner called Bulli made me very happy.

Entry ID 51 - created at 10.08.2021 10:59

[light heath]

I love saying goodbye

[amber jewel]

knots yesterday: noooo dont say goodbye wtf

[solemn copper]

Pls never make it 2 words again

[solemn copper]

ouija start “I definitely hate it when they ____” word 4

[worn pewter]

:x: The argument modeQuantifier (hate) is malformed.

[solemn copper]

smh

@ocean zenith what’s wrong wid it

[ocean zenith]

Your quotes are weird iPhone man.

"

[light heath]

yeah arrem fix it wtf

[solemn copper]

yikes

ouija start "I most certainly hate it when they ____" word 4

[worn pewter]

Your prompt needs to have exactly 2 consecutive underscores.

[solemn copper]

WHY

[light heath]

_ here

[solemn copper]

ouija start "I most certainly hate it when they __" word 4

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by merb

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I most certainly hate it when they __

Entry ID - 52

[viscid osprey]

goodbye

[solemn copper]

Do stuff like that

[light heath]

, it's so ANNOYING!

[amber jewel]

why do you do

[light heath]

that kinda thing? Why?

[amber jewel]

what would have compelled

[light heath]

Y O U to

[amber jewel]

have even considered that

[light heath]

it'd be a good

[loud crag]

I D E A

[amber jewel]

to have done such

[light heath]

an AWFUL thing? Utterly

[solemn copper]

disasterous stuff that can

[light heath]

really anger me personally.

[solemn copper]

And you know, anger

[amber jewel]

the general public as

[light heath]

W E L L.

Goodbye

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I most certainly hate it when they Do stuff like that , it's so ANNOYING! why do you do that kinda thing? Why? what would have compelled Y O U to have even considered that it'd be a good I D E A to have done such an AWFUL thing? Utterly disasterous stuff that can really anger me personally. And you know, anger the general public as W E L L.

Entry ID 52 - created at 10.08.2021 15:35

[light heath]

we'll never know what the thing was

[solemn copper]

jesus

why man

[viscid osprey]

😈

[amber jewel]

he waited a minute to kill it 😩

[light heath]

Maybe it was just a few seconds and the first message was sent at like 21:02:59 or something

also obligatory "ew white theme"

[rough iron]

why did you drop the b level knots

[light heath]

cos I can't consider myself B

[viscid osprey]

I think you're a B

[rough iron]

😔

[light heath]

BBBBB

[winged pecan]

oujia start

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ouija start "if this gets prematurely closed again I swear to god I will __" word 4

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if this gets prematurely closed again I swear to god I will __

Entry ID - 53

[viscid osprey]

pee everyone's pants before

[scarlet raven]

Hiding my cats in

[solemn copper]

the drawer because they

[light heath]

aren't supposed to see

[viscid osprey]

goodbye

[worn pewter]

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if this gets prematurely closed again I swear to god I will pee everyone's pants before Hiding my cats in the drawer because they aren't supposed to see

Entry ID 53 - created at 21.08.2021 02:11

[solemn copper]

role ouija

rr ouija

[worn pewter]

:x: No such role exists. Possible roles are: Level A, Level B, Level C.

[solemn copper]

smh

[thin spoke]

help ouija

[worn pewter]

ouija

Allows members to play a ouija game in the specified ouija channel.
The bot will automatically remove entries that don't match the game criteria
and will stop the chain when it encounters a goodbye in one of the messages.
The command supports both editing and deleting messages.
You can react to a message with :put_litter_in_its_place: to challenge the post.
The current threshold for deletion is 3.

:small_blue_diamond: **ouija start** <prompt> <game mode> [mode quantifier]

Starts a new ouija game in the specified ouija channel with the given prompt.
The gameMode determines whether the chain should be letter or word based.
Use l or letter for a letter based ouija or w or word for a word based ouija.
In a letter based game you can split words by using a -.
The given modeQuantifier describes how many letters or words each answer should contain.
modeQuantifier is an optional parameter that will default to 1. The maximum value is 5.

Module: Ouija

[glossy crater]

Hello

[viscid osprey]

@solemn copper goodbye

[solemn copper]

@viscid osprey goodbye.

[amber jewel]

ouija start "There was was a man named Dave; And a reason he so eloquently gave; As to why __" word 4

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by callum

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There was was a man named Dave; And a reason he so eloquently gave; As to why __

Entry ID - 54

[loud crag]

He was drunk with

[uneven pumice]

A monkey and a

[amber jewel]

plague. He grew very

[light heath]

tired; Of the monkey's

[loud crag]

dance, which was vague.

[light heath]

Vagueness was Dave's archenemy,

[viscid osprey]

and best friend too.

[loud crag]

This is by far

[solemn copper]

the longest ouija we

[viscid osprey]

have not yet seen.

[light heath]

Time to end it.

[solemn copper]

goodbye

[worn pewter]

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There was was a man named Dave; And a reason he so eloquently gave; As to why He was drunk with A monkey and a plague. He grew very tired; Of the monkey's dance, which was vague. Vagueness was Dave's archenemy, and best friend too. This is by far the longest ouija we have not yet seen. Time to end it.

Entry ID 54 - created at 24.08.2021 12:24

[uneven pumice]

ouija start "This game is low iq" word 0

[worn pewter]

Your prompt needs to have exactly 2 consecutive underscores.

[uneven pumice]

ouija start "This game is low iq __ " word 0

[worn pewter]

The modeQuantifier should at least be 1 and 5 at maximum.

[uneven pumice]

ouija start "This game is low iq" word 1

[worn pewter]

Your prompt needs to have exactly 2 consecutive underscores.

[uneven pumice]

ouija start "This game is low iq__" word 1

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by Trax

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This game is low iq__

Entry ID - 55

[uneven pumice]

.

[viscid osprey]

LOL

[uneven pumice]

goodbye

[worn pewter]

Ouija by Trax is finished

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This game is low iq. LOL

Entry ID 55 - created at 25.08.2021 22:40

[viscid osprey]

😏

[light heath]

Says the guy who can't even type a prompt right

[thin spoke]

ouija start "It takes a lot to __" word 3

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by polpetta

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It takes a lot to __

Entry ID - 56

[amber jewel]

steal kids' organs

[ocean zenith]

first you have

[thin spoke]

to buy some

[amber jewel]

sweets to lure

[viscid osprey]

rich fools into

[amber jewel]

selling their kids.

[light heath]

Then you'll need

[amber jewel]

to not pay

[light heath]

since you're stealing

[amber jewel]

the kids' organs.

goodbye

[worn pewter]

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It takes a lot to steal kids' organs first you have to buy some sweets to lure rich fools into selling their kids. Then you'll need to not pay since you're stealing the kids' organs.

Entry ID 56 - created at 27.08.2021 13:03

[light heath]

ouija start "What to do with the organs once they've been stolen, you ask? Well, obviously __" word 3

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by Wiikknots

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What to do with the organs once they've been stolen, you ask? Well, obviously __

Entry ID - 57

[ocean zenith]

pie for oily

goodbye

[worn pewter]

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What to do with the organs once they've been stolen, you ask? Well, obviously pie for oily

Entry ID 57 - created at 27.08.2021 21:43

[lusty wadi]

ouija start "I have never seen a __ like this in my whole life." letter 1

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by ali.

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I have never seen a __ like this in my whole life.

Entry ID - 58

[solemn copper]

j

[thin spoke]

e

[solemn copper]

r

[thin spoke]

s

[solemn copper]

e

[thin spoke]

y

[solemn copper]

goodbye

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I have never seen a jersey like this in my whole life.

Entry ID 58 - created at 28.08.2021 06:58

[solemn copper]

ouija start "now that I think about it, I should start doing __" word 4

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by merb

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now that I think about it, I should start doing __

Entry ID - 59

[loud crag]

way more drugs than

[thin spoke]

the law allows, which

[loud crag]

is honestly still 0

[thin spoke]

,but I rebel against

[timber ridge]

everything that is 1

[thin spoke]

drug/day or more, because

[amber jewel]

im allergic to highs.

[thin spoke]

However, state-regulated highs are

[amber jewel]

even worse. too salty!

[thin spoke]

Add a pinch of

[amber jewel]

salt, said the chef

whys my joint salty?

[loud crag]

"STOP LICKING IT CHEF"

[thin spoke]

• says Arrem, who

[amber jewel]

cries for the soddenness

[uneven pumice]

of rocketships left swaying

[light heath]

after a bad landing.

[light heath]

goodbye I guess

[worn pewter]

Ouija by merb is finished

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now that I think about it, I should start doing way more drugs than the law allows, which is honestly still 0 ,but I rebel against everything that is 1 drug/day or more, because im allergic to highs. However, state-regulated highs are even worse. too salty! Add a pinch of salt, said the chef whys my joint salty? "STOP LICKING IT CHEF" - says Arrem, who cries for the soddenness of rocketships left swaying after a bad landing.

Entry ID 59 - created at 28.08.2021 08:11

[glossy crater]

it takes a lot to

it takes a lot to resist

[lusty wadi]

to resist what

Do you want to start an ouija game?

[glossy crater]

sure

[lusty wadi]

ouija start "It takes a lot to resist __" word 2

[worn pewter]

New Ouija by ali.

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It takes a lot to resist __

Entry ID - 60

[thin spoke]

the temptation

[quick olive]

to "goodbye"

[thin spoke]

an ouija,

[lusty wadi]

and I

[thin spoke]

will always

[lusty wadi]

love youuuuu.

[thin spoke]

My beloved

[lusty wadi]

Hecker, my

[thin spoke]

resident foot-expert,

[lusty wadi]

has done

[thin spoke]

footanalysis on

[lusty wadi]

footanalysised polpəttə

[amber jewel]

who hated