#ouija

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getting bullied

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by everyone,

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I have no idea why Bro keeps getting bullied by everyone, but I like it.

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love it

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ouija start "The best German invention is __, it was made with the power of Deutsche Wissenschaft

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ouija start "The best German invention is __, it was made with the power of Deutsche Wissenschaft w 3

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ouija start "The best German invention is __, it was made with the power of Deutsche Wissenschaft" w1

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ouija start "The best German invention is __, it was made with the power of Deutsche Wissenschaft" w 1

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The best German invention is __, it was made with the power of Deutsche Wissenschaft

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pudding

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The best German invention is pudding , it was made with the power of Deutsche Wissenschaft

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Hah lol

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I thought it was going to be Kokainschokolade

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ouija start "The best thing to do on GLaD is __" w 1

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The best thing to do on GLaD is __

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leaving

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GLaD

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and

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banning

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broob,

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even

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when

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you're

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whipping

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your

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cream

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with

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broob's

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creamwhippers

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The best thing to do on GLaD is leaving GLaD and banning broob, even when you're whipping your cream with broob's creamwhippers

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ouija start "Acid made me so happy by introducing __ into my life." l 1

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Acid made me so happy by introducing __ into my life.

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f

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i

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s

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h

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n

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t

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w

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o

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r

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k

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e

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n

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a

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n

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d

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b

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i

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n

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g

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u

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s

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Acid made me so happy by introducing fishnetworken and bingus into my life.

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Thank u @full vault for my fishnetworken and bingus.

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Thank u @full vault for my fishnetworken and bingus.

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wait @full vault why didn't I get any fishnetworken and bingus

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ouiji start "Jeff Bezos is __." W 1

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Damn i fucked it up

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don't give up

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i got u fam

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ouija start "Jeff Bezos is __." w 1

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Jeff Bezos is __.

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Amazon's

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stinky

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dealer

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and

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we

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signed

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up

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to

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kill

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every

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aphids

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in

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Kyrgyzstan

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,his

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big

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chonky

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home

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agreed

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to

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supply

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the

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Argentinian

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pesticides

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with

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tepid

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hot

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chocolate,

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tamales

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included

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,wow!

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Jeff Bezos is Amazon's stinky sugar dealer and we signed up to kill every aphids in Kyrgyzstan ,his big chonky home agreed to supply the Argentinian pesticides with tepid hot chocolate, tamales included ,wow! .

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I love how no one said anything about this

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Everyone just left it alone

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ouija start "Ouijas like this are the reason why __" w 2

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Ouijas like this are the reason why __

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we need

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to ban

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broobing broobmans

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for being

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Ouijas like this are the reason why we need to ban broobing broobmans for being broobing broobmans

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ouija start "Syro __ Arrem." w 1

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Syro __ Arrem.

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cleans,

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therefore

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Syro

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is

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a

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cleaner.

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One

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pee

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later,

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we

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drive

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to

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Memgi

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to

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search

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for

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Syro cleans, therefore Syro is a cleaner. One pee later, we drive to Memgi to search for Arrem.

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Nooo that's so short

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Are you dissatisfied with my goodbying

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You can always start the same prompt again but including all the words we added in the last round

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😔 i want to see a full story every once in a while

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with 3+ words per message you can get some really long texts

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yeah the 3 words one is a lot of fun

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I also liked the one that increased 1 word for each new message

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That was before they programmed the game into the bot

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We did it manually

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Ohh I see

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ouija start "I've been __ these last days." w 2

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I've been __ these last days.

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eating some

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of Polp's

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Arrem Specialsâ„¢,

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some eclairs,

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dead parrots,

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ew wtf,

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why do

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good arrems

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not last?

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Why must

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all Broseidons

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be so

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durable and

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musty and

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taste like

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aromatic, savoury

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ranchy mac

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and cheese

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with ketchup?

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Whenever I

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lick a

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Broseidon, my

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Spidey Sense

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urges me

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to commit

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the heinous

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Crimeâ„¢, which

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consists of

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dipping my

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deep fried

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Sausage into

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the crematorium.

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I've been eating some of Polp's Arrem Specialsâ„¢, some eclairs, dead parrots, ew wtf, why do good arrems not last? Why must all Broseidons be so durable and musty and taste like aromatic, savoury ranchy mac and cheese with ketchup? Whenever I lick a Broseidon, my Spidey Sense urges me to commit the heinous Crimeâ„¢, which consists of dipping my deep fried Sausage into the crematorium. these last days.

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acid_do_mathematics Alya

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We weren't supposed to finish it yet

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but I knew this was gonna happen

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😔

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smh alya

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Alya angrycry

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Noooo i thought we were donepeepocry

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It's so good though peepohappy

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I think it confuses Alya when I use the dots and she panics.

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That is TRUE

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I said goodbye because i saw the dot and i thought the sentence is doneidiotbulli

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🫂 ahahaha

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I hate dotsidiotbulli angy

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Look they are cruel

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👀.

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CRUEL

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..

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Once upon a

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time, there was

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a man who

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was a stinky

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man who was

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known by one

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man who was

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a man who

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was called only

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James. James was

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a man who

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has the ability

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to be a

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Master James, who

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can reverse the

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's relative time

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over velocity squared,

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resulting in a

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man who is

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neither James nor

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a man who

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identifies as James,

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but is a

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man who is

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stinky yet capable

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of being a

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master steak baster

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,which bedeutet, dass

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er ein gutes

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stinkendes Mädchen ist

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, und deshalb

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hat er mich

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nie „James“ genannt

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. Und das

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ist terrible, because

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James is the

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man who was

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chosen to be

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me, and therefore

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Knots is now

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ending this ouija.

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Once upon a time, there was a man who was a stinky man who was a man who was called only James. James was a man who has the ability to be a Master James, who can reverse the James May's cheese 's relative time over velocity squared, resulting in a man who is neither James nor a man who identifies as James, but is a man who is stinky yet capable of being a master steak baster ,which bedeutet, dass er ein gutes stinkendes Mädchen ist , und deshalb hat er mich nie „James“ genannt . Und das ist terrible, because James is the man who was chosen to be me, and therefore Knots is now ending this ouija.

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lmfao

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what a great ending

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Lmaooo the language shift is awesome

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"gutes"? Really? I suck at nouns

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So I went with Mädchen

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lmao i went with neutral because we were talking about steaks

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Yeah, I considered following up with Steak

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But then I didn't know what to say afterwards ARREMBESTMODXD

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Can we produce a text so huge that the bot will be unable to post the whole thing?

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only one way to find out

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<ouija w 20

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There's a limit

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But let's try it

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we want to make the longest story possible

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"no no no no no"

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said the daft mosquito to

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his big greasy buddy named

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Brobert Broseph Broseidon Broman, the

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third of his name. Then

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a different mosquito called Boopdeepbeepgharpfloopteeeeeepgherbofaaaaacheerfoggleboggledingodangomootmootfeepleepwoopdoop

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swoops in and bites his

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little pet dog that then

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throws the dog into a

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bottomless pit in order to

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,who already regrets this command

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and should leave the server.

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By "server", I mean the

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vast realm he very desperately

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clings to with every thread

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of silk that Boopdeepbeepgharpfloopteeeeeepgherbofaaaaacheerfoggleboggledingodangomootmootfeepleepwoopdoop produces

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which can be used for

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the manufacturing of various textiles.

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The textile company, Arremwonderfulfibroussilkandstuffforvariousclothingstufferinosandstafferinas, was

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founded in 1954 by former

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governor of Maine Broobaliciousbroobertbroobmansbroobybitchidiotbroobobroobertbrooballybroobobroobyduck McBroobyfucktoadshitfacemansannoyingfuckingshitwhyhasnteveryoneblockedhimhonestlybrooballybroob

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,who was definitely not the

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US president of the same

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name, President Broanjritguaharustulislagipanjangbangetudanhguadugaharuskopipastduluanjritnamanyabroterusapalagiyaadajinsaktidanpemungutjamur Brooberatoradministrasinomorsatudiseluruhduniakebrobraniandanbroperkudaanyangpalingmanjurmaknyosedunia, who

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won the election against Mr.

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Qwargabargalopperdoopgoop Jigglybanditsappydap, who lost because

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Mr. Qwargabargalopperdoopgoop Jigglybanditsappydap committed sin,

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namely he sneaked into the

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Great Haram Babylon Palace, which

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Alya rules over with an

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iron fist of doom and

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boots made for walking. Alya

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crushes all that stands between

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calico cat and börek, and

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her little pet dog named

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"I have been cremated, father"

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.Why that name, you ask?

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Why, silly child, it's because

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when the aforementioned US president

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tried to play Extreme Pinball,

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he accidentally dropped the ball

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onto foreign soil, causing the

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worst wildfire of the 20th

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century. Didn't make me supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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Then this vile man decided

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to once again reappear to

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burn whoever chooses to be

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the president of a country

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while being a dog. Thus,

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that could have been avoided

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if he had only ate

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mac and cheese with ketchup

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before the sun set on

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Maine and blame Spain for

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the rain on the plain.

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My momma once told me

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that evil is born from

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ketchup mac and cheese, and

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it spreads so quickly that

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we cannot contain it within

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the designated time period; now

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that 100 years have passed,

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we once again revisit the

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forbidden land of Maine to

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witness the aftermath of the

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insane event where seventy-five angry

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presidents from all around the

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nursery power ranger megamorphed into

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one giant president fusion, called

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Roggleboggledingolingowoopsiedoopsiefuckiewuckiegherkinmansgherklovergoopitydoopitygoopdoop C. G. Li, and

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destroyed an entire city. This

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displaced thousands of residents, and

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made some grandmas homeless, resulting

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in Roggleboggledingolingowoopsiedoopsiefuckiewuckiegherkinmansgherklovergoopitydoopitygoopdoop losing the next

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round of bingo. Upset, Roggleboggledingolingowoopsiedoopsiefuckiewuckiegherkinmansgherklovergoopitydoopitygoopdoop

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stepped down from office and

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proceeded to spontaneously implode. The

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enddity endy end end end.

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Once upon a time, "no no no no no" said the daft mosquito to his big greasy buddy named Brobert Broseph Broseidon Broman, the third of his name. Then a different mosquito called Boopdeepbeepgharpfloopteeeeeepgherbofaaaaacheerfoggleboggledingodangomootmootfeepleepwoopdoop swoops in and bites his little pet dog that then throws the dog into a bottomless pit in order to pay tribute to earth god ,who already regrets this command and should leave the server. By "server", I mean the vast realm he very desperately clings to with every thread of silk that Boopdeepbeepgharpfloopteeeeeepgherbofaaaaacheerfoggleboggledingodangomootmootfeepleepwoopdoop produces which can be used for the manufacturing of various textiles. The textile company, Arremwonderfulfibroussilkandstuffforvariousclothingstufferinosandstafferinas, was founded in 1954 by former governor of Maine Broobaliciousbroobertbroobmansbroobybitchidiotbroobobroobertbrooballybroobobroobyduck McBroobyfucktoadshitfacemansannoyingfuckingshitwhyhasnteveryoneblockedhim

Result 2

honestlybrooballybroob ,who was definitely not the US president of the same name, President Broanjritguaharustulislagipanjangbangetudanhguadugaharuskopipastduluanjritnamanyabroterusapalagiyaadajinsaktidanpemungutjamur Brooberatoradministrasinomorsatudiseluruhduniakebrobraniandanbroperkudaanyangpalingmanjurmaknyosedunia, who won the election against Mr. Qwargabargalopperdoopgoop Jigglybanditsappydap, who lost because Mr. Qwargabargalopperdoopgoop Jigglybanditsappydap committed sin, namely he sneaked into the Great Haram Babylon Palace, which Alya rules over with an iron fist of doom and boots made for walking. Alya crushes all that stands between calico cat and börek, and her little pet dog named "I have been cremated, father" .Why that name, you ask? Why, silly child, it's because when the aforementioned US president tried to play Extreme Pinball, he accidentally dropped the ball onto foreign soil, causing the worst wildfire of the 20th century. Didn't make me supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Then this vil

Result 3

e man decided to once again reappear to burn whoever chooses to be the president of a country while being a dog. Thus, he contracted an acute pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that could have been avoided if he had only ate mac and cheese with ketchup before the sun set on Maine and blame Spain for the rain on the plain. My momma once told me that evil is born from ketchup mac and cheese, and it spreads so quickly that we cannot contain it within the designated time period; now that 100 years have passed, we once again revisit the forbidden land of Maine to witness the aftermath of the insane event where seventy-five angry presidents from all around the nursery power ranger megamorphed into one giant president fusion, called Roggleboggledingolingowoopsiedoopsiefuckiewuckiegherkinmansgherklovergoopitydoopitygoopdoop C. G. Li, and destroyed an entire city. This displaced thousands of residents, and made some grandmas homeless, resulting in Roggleboggledingolingowoopsiedoopsiefuckiewuckiegherkinmans

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gherklovergoopitydoopitygoopdoop losing the next round of bingo. Upset, Roggleboggledingolingowoopsiedoopsiefuckiewuckiegherkinmansgherklovergoopitydoopitygoopdoop stepped down from office and proceeded to spontaneously implode. The enddity endy end end end.

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oh son of a bitch he accounted for it 😔

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lmfao

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😔

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We could've kept going for a week

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the next one can be a week long

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Okay an embed can have up to 25 fields, he's using 2 for the mode and quantifier, so that means 23 * 1024 characters is what you'd need.

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Are we doing it?

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Yes.

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alright let's go

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Behehe I won, fuck off

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you gen z impostor amogus

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with your stupid gen z

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amongus chicken nugget szechuan sauce

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billie eilish sussy baka tiktik

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and blue hair, god I

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want to dab on the

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boomers and the pewdiepies and

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those fucking good for nothings

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who yeet the yeeting yeeter

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amogus is sus sus amogus

ocean zenith
#

big chungus then said heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

thin spoke
#

AAAAYEYEAYYEAYA HEYEYEAYAYEYA I SAID HEY

ocean zenith
#

WHAT'S GOING ON AND I

thin spoke
#

CRRRRYYYYYY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO

light heath
#

DIIIIIIIEEE, but in the end

thin spoke
#

i had to put down

light heath
#

my game and go live

thin spoke
#

on the internets where the

light heath
#

REAL impostors are. Oh, and

thin spoke
#

the gen z are actually

ocean zenith
#

lizards but also they are

thin spoke
#

turtles and tortoises and testudines

light heath
#

,that is, reptiles in general

thin spoke
#

and reptiles in private too;

ocean zenith
#

and i want you to

uneven pumice
#

like turtles very very much

ocean zenith
#

very very very very much

uneven pumice
#

before the magic that happens

light heath
#

every saturday when they lay

thin spoke
#

down the law in the

ocean zenith
#

small island country named Little

uneven pumice
#

Nappy of the Happy Sappy

thin spoke
#

Pappy in the Dappy Rappy

light heath
#

.Why the name, you ask?

ocean zenith
#

Well, a man called Wappy

light heath
#

Pappy decided that he was

thin spoke
#

the biggest, baddest cowboy in

uneven pumice
#

Kalamazoo, and as such confabulated

thin spoke
#

with the Gesundheitsministeriumchef who enjoys

worthy kindle
#

Eating Kohlrabi in places where

thin spoke
#

the Fliegenfischereiexperte and the Toilettenhausmeister

ocean zenith
#

and our good friend ADMONLERNDB

worthy kindle
#

Skydive and spit Kohlrabi on

thin spoke
#

the Großerchefmann in the Buchdruckereiemporium

ocean zenith
#

,which is the perfect place

thin spoke
#

to also spucki on Boopdeepbeepgharpfloopteeeeeepgherbofaaaaacheerfoggleboggledingodangomootmootfeepleepwoopdoop

uneven pumice
#

so no one wonders why

worthy kindle
#

Arremski sometimes tells us that

thin spoke
#

he likes to wap bap

ocean zenith
#

ba da dee da da

worthy kindle
#

On days when there are

uneven pumice
#

no more women in bathrooms

light heath
#

due to all the men

thin spoke
#

manspreading all over the urinals,

light heath
#

preventing women from using them

worthy kindle
#

And mansplaining to them that

thin spoke
#

manspreading and mansplaining are mantertaining

worthy kindle
#

Are fantastic forms of culture

light heath
#

and that women should also

ocean zenith
#

not be allowed to do

light heath
#

what men aren't allowed to

ocean zenith
#

but also what men are

light heath
#

not allowed to do. This

ocean zenith
#

is simply outrageous and unnaceptable

light heath
#

in every possible way, and

thin spoke
#

it's unfair and i hate

light heath
#

this society where everything is

thin spoke
#

rough and course and gets

light heath
#

stuck in your throat when

worthy kindle
#

It gets everywhere, not like

light heath
#

men after taking a piss

thin spoke
#

because post-piss men are like

worthy kindle
#

Baby elephants who drink gatorade

light heath
#

in front of the alligators

ocean zenith
#

who drink lemonade in front

light heath
#

of the lemons who drink

ocean zenith
#

milk in front of the

light heath
#

cows who say "hey, what's

thin spoke
#

going on?" Twenty-five years and

light heath
#

one picosecond away from my

worthy kindle
#

Life which is still trying

light heath
#

to recover after the manspreading

ocean zenith
#

all over the spread out

thin spoke
#

buns out and sun's out

worthy kindle
#

it's melting my face off

light heath
#

please help me I'm dying

worthy kindle
#

I say as I suddenly

thin spoke
#

crave borgers and milkschack and

worthy kindle
#

Chocolate cäck, when I hear

light heath
#

the elephants coming back for

worthy kindle
#

Even more gatorade, greedy bastards

light heath
#

,alligators are all dried out

ocean zenith
#

because we milked them to

thin spoke
#

provide milk for hungry babies'

light heath
#

death, but it wasn't enough

worthy kindle
#

So instead we made cheesecake

thin spoke
#

with barbecue sauce, which was

ocean zenith
#

low key disgusting ngl but

light heath
#

that was actually the point

worthy kindle
#

As I highkey enjoy disgusting

thin spoke
#

filthy kinky raunchy barbecue cheesecake,

ocean zenith
#

with sewer water and blueberry

worthy kindle
#

Picked by my ancestors in

ocean zenith
#

a small village named Little

light heath
#

Village. When I finished it,

thin spoke
#

I went to shop for

worthy kindle
#

Bottle caps in Big Village

ocean zenith
#

and also some of their

thin spoke
#

cheesecake steak sauce with some

light heath
#

clean water which I'd later

ocean zenith
#

use to feed my giant

light heath
#

president who destroyed Normal-Sized Village

worthy kindle
#

Then received a Nobel prize

ocean zenith
#

for peace and love because

worthy kindle
#

He loved peace and love

light heath
#

and nobel prizes. OH FUCK,

viscid osprey
#

I SOFT-SERVED IN MY PANTS.

ocean zenith
#

Now my wife won't let

thin spoke
#

me buy that train set,

ocean zenith
#

or that super cool robot

thin spoke
#

penguin that shoots boom-boom missiles.

viscid osprey
#

I have had my eye

worthy kindle
#

For as long as I

ocean zenith
#

remember but it was surgically

worthy kindle
#

Enlarged in an attempt to

thin spoke
#

flirt with the local gentlemen

ocean zenith
#

who are super into large

thin spoke
#

big big booty now you

light heath
#

ask "what about the eyes?"

worthy kindle
#

as if I didn't know

light heath
#

that I'm not making any

viscid osprey
#

sacrifices for you anymore. That

ocean zenith
#

cow I slaughtered with my

light heath
#

bare hands was enough to

viscid osprey
#

feed my friends and family

ocean zenith
#

and my really hungry grandma

worthy kindle
#

and for my occult rituals

thin spoke
#

and to power my cupboard

light heath
#

which runs on dead animals'

ocean zenith
#

bones that must also smell

thin spoke
#

like my Timor-Leste neighbour who

ocean zenith
#

kinda smells like those weird

thin spoke
#

rocks that grow on rooftops

worthy kindle
#

and whisper suspiciously to strangers

light heath
#

telling them how they'll die.

thin spoke
#

They told me that I

light heath
#

would get run over by

worthy kindle
#

A farming simulator tractor, and

ocean zenith
#

Yoda and his gang of

worthy kindle
#

Jedi younglings seeking revenge for

ocean zenith
#

being murderer by an angry

light heath
#

mob of stormtroopers. I didn't

thin spoke
#

study for today's exam. Fuck

light heath
#

,now I gotta run to

lusty wadi
#

the nearest döner shop and

light heath
#

avoid listening to the rocks

thin spoke
#

who keep telling me that

light heath
#

I'm gonna get run over

worthy kindle
#

By falafel. Then I said

thin spoke
#

HEEEYAYAYEYAYYR HEYAYEYA I SAID HEY

ocean zenith
#

What's going on and i

worthy kindle
#

Wake up in the morning

ocean zenith
#

And I step outside and

lusty wadi
#

think about so many things

thin spoke
#

that plagued my childhood so,

lusty wadi
#

I don't go back in

#

fuck i misspelled that ugh

ocean zenith
#

Dammit ali now it's broken

lusty wadi
#

yet we won't say goodbye

worn pewterBOT
#
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Result 1

Behehe I won, fuck off you gen z impostor amogus with your stupid gen z amongus chicken nugget szechuan sauce billie eilish sussy baka tiktik and blue hair, god I want to dab on the boomers and the pewdiepies and those fucking good for nothings who yeet the yeeting yeeter amogus is sus sus amogus big chungus then said heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy AAAAYEYEAYYEAYA HEYEYEAYAYEYA I SAID HEY WHAT'S GOING ON AND I CRRRRYYYYYY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIEEE, but in the end i had to put down my game and go live on the internets where the REAL impostors are. Oh, and the gen z are actually lizards but also they are turtles and tortoises and testudines ,that is, reptiles in general and reptiles in private too; and i want you to like turtles very very much very very very very much before the magic that happens every saturday when they lay down the law in the small island country named Little Nappy of the Happy Sappy Pappy in the Dappy Rappy .Why the name, you ask? Well, a man called Wappy Pappy decided that he

Result 2

was the biggest, baddest cowboy in Kalamazoo, and as such confabulated with the Gesundheitsministeriumchef who enjoys Eating Kohlrabi in places where the Fliegenfischereiexperte and the Toilettenhausmeister and our good friend ADMONLERNDB Skydive and spit Kohlrabi on the Großerchefmann in the Buchdruckereiemporium ,which is the perfect place to also spucki on Boopdeepbeepgharpfloopteeeeeepgherbofaaaaacheerfoggleboggledingodangomootmootfeepleepwoopdoop so no one wonders why Arremski sometimes tells us that he likes to wap bap ba da dee da da On days when there are no more women in bathrooms due to all the men manspreading all over the urinals, preventing women from using them And mansplaining to them that manspreading and mansplaining are mantertaining Are fantastic forms of culture and that women should also not be allowed to do what men aren't allowed to but also what men are not allowed to do. This is simply outrageous and unnaceptable in every possible way, and it's unfair and i hate this society where ev

Result 3

erything is rough and course and gets stuck in your throat when It gets everywhere, not like men after taking a piss because post-piss men are like Baby elephants who drink gatorade in front of the alligators who drink lemonade in front of the lemons who drink milk in front of the cows who say "hey, what's going on?" Twenty-five years and one picosecond away from my Life which is still trying to recover after the manspreading all over the spread out buns out and sun's out it's melting my face off please help me I'm dying I say as I suddenly crave borgers and milkschack and Chocolate cäck, when I hear the elephants coming back for Even more gatorade, greedy bastards ,alligators are all dried out because we milked them to provide milk for hungry babies' death, but it wasn't enough So instead we made cheesecake with barbecue sauce, which was low key disgusting ngl but that was actually the point As I highkey enjoy disgusting filthy kinky raunchy barbecue cheesecake, with sewer water and blueberry Picked by my an

Result 4

cestors in a small village named Little Village. When I finished it, I went to shop for Bottle caps in Big Village and also some of their cheesecake steak sauce with some clean water which I'd later use to feed my giant president who destroyed Normal-Sized Village Then received a Nobel prize for peace and love because He loved peace and love and nobel prizes. OH FUCK, I SOFT-SERVED IN MY PANTS. Now my wife won't let me buy that train set, or that super cool robot penguin that shoots boom-boom missiles. I have had my eye For as long as I remember but it was surgically Enlarged in an attempt to flirt with the local gentlemen who are super into large big big booty now you ask "what about the eyes?" as if I didn't know that I'm not making any sacrifices for you anymore. That cow I slaughtered with my bare hands was enough to feed my friends and family and my really hungry grandma and for my occult rituals and to power my cupboard which runs on dead animals' bones that must also smell like my Timor-Leste neighbour

Result 5

who kinda smells like those weird rocks that grow on rooftops and whisper suspiciously to strangers telling them how they'll die. They told me that I would get run over by A farming simulator tractor, and Yoda and his gang of Jedi younglings seeking revenge for being murderer by an angry mob of stormtroopers. I didn't study for today's exam. Fuck ,now I gotta run to the nearest döner shop and avoid listening to the rocks who keep telling me that I'm gonna get run over By falafel. Then I said HEEEYAYAYEYAYYR HEYAYEYA I SAID HEY What's going on and i Wake up in the morning And I step outside and think about so many things that plagued my childhood so, I don't go back in fuck i misspelled that ugh Dammit ali now it's broken

light heath
#

ALI

ocean zenith
#

NOOO WHAT THE FUCK

lusty wadi
#

OH NOOOO

#

THAT-

#

I WAS NOT AWARE

#

THAT MAKES IT STOP

ocean zenith
thin spoke
light heath
#

.>suggest only messages saying "goodbye" and nothing else will end a ouija session

lusty wadi
#

"yet we won't say goodbye"

thin spoke
#

Yes i blame syro

lusty wadi
#

ENDS

ocean zenith
#

Syro did this on purpose.

#

We did make it to 5/23 parts though. We're improving.

lusty wadi
#

ouija "__" w 5

thin spoke
#

Syro doesn't want to see us succeed

light heath
#

We're never gonna last an entire week, are we

lusty wadi
#

ouija start "__" w 5

worn pewterBOT
#
New Ouija by ali.
Mode

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Prompt

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light heath
#

Anyway, as I was saying,

ocean zenith
#

Dumbledore is a gay man

lusty wadi
#

,this once i won't goodhi

thin spoke
#

but i will say badbye

lusty wadi
#

and will not let Polpetta

thin spoke
#

polpette their way out of

lusty wadi
#

the jumpscare by the badbye

thin spoke
#

but Polpetta will make noodles

lusty wadi
#

,make me more than happy

light heath
#

and scream at the top

lusty wadi
#

of my lungs "ILOVENOODLES" lol,

worthy kindle
#

but she'd never let me

lusty wadi
#

make them noodles because I'll

light heath
#

fuck everything up like I

lusty wadi
#

do anything and everything sadly,

light heath
#

maybe I should give up

thin spoke
#

on becoming the hokage. But

lusty wadi
#

i won't because FUCK YOU

light heath
#

I'll stop making anime references

lusty wadi
#

i don't even watch anime

thin spoke
#

dad, it's called art and

lusty wadi
#

idk how to finish that

thin spoke
#

so i will offer this

lusty wadi
#

offer, you give nothing and

light heath
#

I give nothing in return

thin spoke
#

. In this economy we

worthy kindle
#

barely eat avocado, unlike millennials

lusty wadi
#

who eatn't avocados at all

light heath
#

,and those gen-Z weirdos who

lusty wadi
#

are just a tad different

ocean zenith
#

because they wear those cute

worthy kindle
#

fortnite t-shirts. You can steal

light heath
#

my wallet if you want

ocean zenith
#

there's a bird in it

light heath
#

that always shouts your name

worthy kindle
#

whenever the wallet is being

thin spoke
#

stroked and carressed gently by

ocean zenith
#

a loving demon who also

thin spoke
#

likes chocolate custard puddings and

worthy kindle
#

gamer girl bathwater. He dreams

thin spoke
#

a dream of times gone

lusty wadi
#

beyond his soul and time

light heath
#

, it's honestly really scary

worthy kindle
#

to open the basement door

thin spoke
#

only to see Base with

light heath
#

a Ment in his hands

thin spoke
#

and kedi and coffee and

worthy kindle
#

not a single dead body

ocean zenith
#

except for the 10293939 that

worthy kindle
#

wonder how they fit there

thin spoke
#

in Base's foot locker, which

light heath
#

as the name implies, locks

worthy kindle
#

in mysterious ways. With that,

light heath
#

the ritual is complete. Behold,

quick olive
#

.>help ouija, which tells you

light heath
#

everything you need to know

quick olive
#

such as that "goodbye" is

light heath
#

forbidden unless you wanna end

quick olive
#

your almost eternal suffering here

light heath
#

on this god forsaken channel

ocean zenith
#

where the deer and the

light heath
#

non-deer come together to play

scarlet raven
#

this weird and confusing ouija

lusty wadi
#

caused by bright ideas of

uneven pumice
#

quixotic kittens and countless tiny

viscid osprey
#

, meaningless slices of mind.

ocean zenith
#

So anyway, this guy called

light heath
#

Bleepbloopshittywittygooddogkreischwania Freelanguagelearningchitchatmawawawakakakakajalton III looked out

viscid osprey
#

at the world he had

uneven pumice
#

a witch who cursed him

thin spoke
#

to be a super sexy

worthy kindle
#

asexual woman. Because of that,

light heath
#

her name got changed to

thin spoke
#

Badabing Badaboon the second, who

light heath
#

,unlike Badabing Badaboon the first,

thin spoke
#

is not afraid to slap

ocean zenith
#

her loving husband who's called

thin spoke
#

Boodobang Boodobuun the eight, who

ocean zenith
#

uses his hands to touch

thin spoke
#

all the breads in the

ocean zenith
#

village bakery, and then proceeds

thin spoke
#

to re-bake the bread to

worthy kindle
#

feed his 846352855 cats. They

thin spoke
#

gain bread-like powers and they

worthy kindle
#

transform into massive loaves, which

thin spoke
#

is problematic, because bread cats

ocean zenith
#

tend to require a lot

light heath
#

of magical energy to maintain

ocean zenith
#

their precious fur and their

worthy kindle
#

adorable magical toe beans. Fluffy

ocean zenith
#

bread kittens, however, are rather

viscid osprey
#

tasty and get eaten quickly.

worthy kindle
#

Unfortunately, they are bad for

ocean zenith
#

your health, as they tend

worthy kindle
#

to expand in your stomach

ocean zenith
#

and produce cyanide and lots

worthy kindle
#

of melancholy. Their kittens are

ocean zenith
#

sorta like blueberries, in that

light heath
#

they are blue and grow

worthy kindle
#

,saying "violet, you're turning violet"

ocean zenith
#

and "why would you do

light heath
#

this to me, you monster?"

ocean zenith
#

and sometimes even "who is

light heath
#

this 'Broob' you're always talking

scarlet raven
#

to, pls ban this broob“

lusty wadi
#

which they've every right to.

ocean zenith
#

I also must tell you

uneven pumice
#

to tell yourself not to

viscid osprey
#

forget to brush your teeth.

thin spoke
#

Otherwise, the tooth fairy will

light heath
#

curse your entire family until

thin spoke
#

Your uncle's haemorrhoids will come

glossy crater
#

And make his life miserable

thin spoke
#

because he deserves it as

glossy crater
#

a punishment for eating your

thin spoke
#

pickles and gherkins and all.

glossy crater
#

Next your mother gets punished

thin spoke
#

because she forgot to buy

worthy kindle
#

a house to live in

light heath
#

and instead gave the money

ocean zenith
#

to some random person who

light heath
#

was walking by. Their name

ocean zenith
#

was not Broob, but instead

light heath
#

a much longer and uglier

ocean zenith
#

name like John Maik Broobington

light heath
#

but still wasn't this one.

worthy kindle
#

What can you do, when

light heath
#

no one wants to say

worthy kindle
#

how they feel about the

uneven pumice
#

time they felt about the

inland terrace
#

place they felt about the

light heath
#

god,Iwanna end this ouija chain

thin spoke
#

but I shan't. Because Syro

light heath
#

would certainly love that, and

thin spoke
#

Syro can't win. Not while

light heath
#

there's so much pain and

thin spoke
#

we have all this bread

ocean zenith
#

that wants to eat our

light heath
#

Broobs. I'm sure Syro wouldn't

thin spoke
#

mind if all Broobs are

light heath
#

eaten, but I personally would.

uneven pumice
#

not mind that Syro would

light heath
#

, yes, but he would.

thin spoke
#

In any case, we should

light heath
#

keep this up for a

thin spoke
#

year at least, so that

light heath
#

when it's finally over, Syro

uneven pumice
#

will know that it's over

viscid osprey
#

and finally leave the server.

uneven pumice
#

in a better state than

light heath
#

Trax, who can't even see

viscid osprey
#

anything due to his stink-cloud

uneven pumice
#

uno reverse card magic manga

thin spoke
#

What the fuck trax what

light heath
#

the hell are you saying

ocean zenith
#

and why must you always

thin spoke
#

ruin my life trax why

uneven pumice
#

not ruin knot's life or

thin spoke
#

maple's why always polpetta why

light heath
#

do you hold a grudge

uneven pumice
#

in the armpits of desire

light heath
#

you know what, fuck this

uneven pumice
#

with the kneecaps of despair

thin spoke
#

and ankles of justice. I

light heath
#

fucking hate ouija and I

ocean zenith
#

want to slowly caress your

light heath
#

fingers while we drag the

ocean zenith
#

seventy-eight thousand three hundred and

light heath
#

ninety four dead cows across

uneven pumice
#

the face of the mountain

thin spoke
#

of evil and bromance and

light heath
#

broseidon. He acquired the mountain

uneven pumice
#

by not giving up his

thin spoke
#

earthly possession of mayonnaise and

light heath
#

instead paying with actual money

uneven pumice
#

and paper he decided to

worthy kindle
#

invest in some dead crows

uneven pumice
#

,which being dead were only

thin spoke
#

a minor step-back for the

uneven pumice
#

major's minor's little horse that

viscid osprey
#

broke its leg and died.

uneven pumice
#

It had a sad history

viscid osprey
#

because it was forced to

uneven pumice
#

knit bat socks while being

light heath
#

chased by the police in

worthy kindle
#

little vehicles made of pumpkins

light heath
#

because the actual cars were

worthy kindle
#

soooo last year. Anyway, they

light heath
#

didn't catch the horse, so

worthy kindle
#

it fervently disregarded the rules.

light heath
#

The rules being: #1: Never

thin spoke
#

eat without washing your hands;

light heath
#

#2: Never accept gifts from

worthy kindle
#

friends, as strangers give better

light heath
#

ones; #3: When it rains,

thin spoke
#

don't forget to sing. #4:

light heath
#

Don't run away from police;

worthy kindle
#

or do, it's fun. #5:

light heath
#

If you do, don't get

thin spoke
#

tickled; they are lethal. #6:

lusty wadi
#

Ticklytickly's fun however. Anyways. #7:

light heath
#

Do not follow these rules.

uneven pumice
#

Without following all of them

light heath
#

, you cannot ever hope

uneven pumice
#

to have a way to

light heath
#

survive in this cruel world

uneven pumice
#

where nothing but goodness prevails

viscid osprey
#

for the ruling class and

glossy crater
#

Peasants suffer from diabetes and

light heath
#

uh that other disease called

lusty wadi
#

"Thatotherdiseasus". That's it for rules.

light heath
#

There's also an eighth rule:

ocean zenith
#

there is no eight rule.

glossy crater
#

Therefore the peasants continue to

ocean zenith
#

dream about rule 9 which

glossy crater
#

Doesn't exist either due to

light heath
#

the fact that rule 8

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,rule 9 and rule 10

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have yet to be created.

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I like to eat sandwiches,

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because there are no rules

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#

to sandwich anarchy. An example:

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You can always eat a

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sandwich sandwich. It's awesome because

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it's a sandwich inside another

lusty wadi
#

. It's enjoyed with some

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sandwich inside another sandwich inside

lusty wadi
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my belly obviously. I'm hungry.

viscid osprey
#

Infinite sandwich consumes Ali's lifeforce

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especially those that Maple made

light heath
#

.Soon, the evil Sandwich Overlord

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will dip himself in ranch

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#

made from Ali's lifeforce and

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#

I will like it no

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matter what it tastes like.

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#

(-.)in the morning when I

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#

wake up, I sleep again.(.-)

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#

When, if you don't count

light heath
#

all 7 rules, the sandwiches

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start screeching in pain and

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#

there's no stopping them until

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#

the cows come home by

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#

9pm. Cows are smart animals,

rough iron
#

they know how to shut

viscid osprey
#

down when things get too

rough iron
#

spicy during the milking and

viscid osprey
#

turn off their udders. This

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#

also helps the farmers to

rough iron
#

obtain the delicious milk that

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#

comes out during this stage

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which, almost unbelievably, tastes like

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#

the very sandwiches the cows

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#

are made into. This phenomenon

amber jewel
#

was first discovered and called

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#

the "milksandwichification" effect. When a

amber jewel
#

young child milked a cow

ocean zenith
#

and seventy liters of blood

viscid osprey
#

came erupting from the teat,

thin spoke
#

providing fresh blood for the

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#

Vampires that live in a

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#

nearby goat's stomach, disaster struck

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#

when Alya came to drink

light heath
#

it. The farm animals went

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Bananas and started eating grapes

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#

and mercury and arsenic and

light heath
#

even their own hooves. To

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#

further complicate things, a funny

light heath
#

gentleman clad in a red

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#

Dress wearing clown shoes and

light heath
#

a clown nose, whose name

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#

Was hose. He wanted to

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#

summon a demon to that

loud crag
#

very specific location, Mallorca. The

light heath
#

summoning ritual failed, however, because

loud crag
#

bro wouldn't stop eating mac

light heath
#

and cheese with ketchup, distracting

loud crag
#

the thoroughly disgusted gentleman, who

light heath
#

packed up his candles and

ocean zenith
#

said "right then this is

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really gross please stop now."

light heath
#

and went home. Bro kept

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#

saying that he would like

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#

to stop, but he couldn't,

lusty wadi
#

because he was lying and

loud crag
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actually fucking loved eating his

thin spoke
#

disgusting monstrosity he calls food;

light heath
#

Hose came back the next

ocean zenith
#

century and brought his friend

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#

to help with the ritual.

loud crag
#

This time however it went

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#

even worse than last time

light heath
#

because the goat stomach vampires

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#

and the Queen and her

light heath
#

zombie soldiers prepared an ambush

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#

vying to crush the mallorcans

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#

and Hose got caught up

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#

in the ambush whilst making

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#

his preparations for the summoning.

thin spoke
#

After procuring the last ingredient,

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#

the queen appeared before him,

median agate
#

chugged jarfuls of pickle juice,

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#

Wiped her lips with glee,

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#

and finally died. All's well

distant onyx
#

That ends well, she thought.

median agate
#

Then, suddenly, Big Ben bonged:

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#

The restorations were finally complete!

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#

Not this ouija session, though.

median agate
#

"Please, please let this end,"

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#

I think to myself, but

viscid osprey
#

really none of us could

amber jewel
#

have predicted our utter devastation

lusty wadi
#

caused by this idea of

amber jewel
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the queen having died so

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#

we had a celebration feast

viscid osprey
#

consisting of the queen herself.

lusty wadi
#

What that means I've yet

glossy crater
#

to think about. As its

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#

technically cannibalism, but fuck the

thin spoke
#

police, coming straight from the

loud crag
#

underground, don't forget to ban

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#

the monarchy and invest in

viscid osprey
#

nitcoin. All the cool lice

loud crag
#

and littens invest these days.

viscid osprey
#

To advertise, they say "Hey

loud crag
#

uhhhhhh, come on over chaps

lusty wadi
#

we have börek, we cool"

light heath
#

,and it's not very convincing

lusty wadi
#

, it's super convincing lmao

light heath
#

acid_do_mathematics but it isn't to

viscid osprey
#

be deceptive, it is to

lusty wadi
#

be super deceptive lmao :)

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#

that is, to be very

viscid osprey
#

convincing and deceptive at the

uneven pumice
#

beginning of the end of

viscid osprey
#

the same time. Now, when

amber jewel
#

Hose dreams of counting rules

light heath
#

he always ignores rule 7

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#

meaning that the sandwiches must

light heath
#

be eaten by the farmers

viscid osprey
#

without their hands having been

light heath
#

touched by the food. This

lusty wadi
#

ouija started 9 days ago.

viscid osprey
#

Fun fact: The longer this

light heath
#

ouija chain keeps going, the

amber jewel
#

less we can relate to

lusty wadi
#

the story at the beginning

light heath
#

if there even was any.

amber jewel
#

To finish in five words;

lusty wadi
#

or not to finish. That's

viscid osprey
#

not relevant to this part

lusty wadi
#

NO, that's the question, Maple...

light heath
#

Leaves... are very... pretty, aren't

viscid osprey
#

they? ...mmyes... monch cronch ...

light heath
#

They taste great with ketchup...

thin spoke
#

But not with Worcestershire sauce...

loud crag
#

I wonder who will finish

lusty wadi
#

this ouija because it's getting

thin spoke
#

long, but not long enough;

rough iron
#

because we need to fill

light heath
#

all 23 parts of the

loud crag
#

saga our publisher is forcing

thin spoke
#

upon us, to bring down

light heath
#

the evil Syro and his

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#

army of bts fans with

thin spoke
#

steroids and rabies special concotion,

light heath
#

which they're gonna use on

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#

my publisher hopefully. Die bitch.

thin spoke
#

She didn't die. Very sad,

amber jewel
#

tweeted Trump. Or at least

light heath
#

he wanted to, but Twitter

amber jewel
#

had given him the boot

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#

of unlimited tweets to the

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#

thing. So anyway, this guy

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#

behind me, his name is

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#

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeezoid Papapapapapapapapapapadappadam Smith, and he

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#

has been stalking me for

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#

nine billion five hundred and

light heath
#

thirty-three milliseconds, which converts to

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#

four analysis II lectures if

uneven pumice
#

you don't count the countless

light heath
#

infinity of time itself which

uneven pumice
#

you don't count because it

amber jewel
#

always ruins the mouthfeel so

light heath
#

much. That guy really won't

thin spoke
#

stop brushing his teeth. Seriously,

amber jewel
#

he is gonna drill holes

rough iron
#

in his gums and suffer

thin spoke
#

from chronic gum holage. Which

light heath
#

in layman's terms, means that

viscid osprey
#

there are cavities in the

light heath
#

~g u m s~ and

viscid osprey
#

holes in the gingivae, which

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#

is very bad for eating

light heath
#

if you don't fill them

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#

with some tasty peanut butter

thin spoke
#

and strawberry marmalade yum yum

light heath
#

and maybe some maple leaves

thin spoke
#

for posterity and good fortune.

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#

Cricket too, because Mulan's grandma

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#

loved playing cricket in the

viscid osprey
#

evenings after dinner. She would

thin spoke
#

throw so many crickets into

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#

her mouth, catching them skillfully.

light heath
#

Not the insect, but the

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bing bing bong bong bing.

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#

That's the name of the

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#

band that I started with

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#

Bro 3 months ago. I'm

viscid osprey
#

hoping we make the skalympics.

light heath
#

Problem is, Bro's been having

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#

seisures every time we play

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#

because he's cefr level c

light heath
#

and our band is "BBBBB"

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#

and we laughed "kkk" like

ocean zenith
#

the weird memes that we

loud crag
#

because secretly we're all lithuaniam

ocean zenith
#

and we can't read and

viscid osprey
#

we smell like cabbages if

uneven pumice
#

your momma baked fish before

light heath
#

touching the cabbages. I'm very

viscid osprey
#

sorry for this. Will you

light heath
#

please forgive me and my

uneven pumice
#

president Bolsonaro, who is perhaps

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#

the nicest hedgehog alive, and

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#

very not dead unlike Neil,

viscid osprey
#

who is most certainly dead.

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#

That is very sad, but

viscid osprey
#

everything dies. So it isn't

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#

very unusual, even though hecke

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#

still refuses to accept Neil's

viscid osprey
#

death, because he was her

loud crag
#

paramour of over 50 years.

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#

This knowledge was unknown to

loud crag
#

Arrem, who was also dating

thin spoke
#

Syro and Hecke and also

loud crag
#

pretty much the entirety of

thin spoke
#

Saarland and Bielefeld, which means

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#

that the existence of Arrem

thin spoke
#

is questionable at best. But,

amber jewel
#

at least he can't get

loud crag
#

anymore STDs than he already

amber jewel
#

had gotten from hecke 😔.

thin spoke
#

😔 Nooooo Hecke nooo why.

loud crag
#

Hecke replied: "I'm sorry I'm

ocean zenith
#

infected and contagious and nasty

thin spoke
#

and smelly and bad and

amber jewel
#

my fingernails are super soft.

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#

But that doesn't mean I

thin spoke
#

don't like to flick the

viscid osprey
#

bean across the table every