#ouija
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nanosecond
away
from
thirty
and
one
nanosecond
away
, which
thirty
men
gewatchd
with
sombreros
covered
die
knives
piss
poop
I just lost my favorite movie titled thirty years and one nanosecond away from thirty years and one nanosecond away, which thirty men gewatchd with sombreros covered die from knives piss poop didi 2.
They say the original was better than the sequel
I like __ on Saturdays.
to
watch
disturbing
thirty
years
and
one
years
of
years
and
years
and
tears
and
years
made
real
years
nanoseconds
years
years
beers
ears
goodbye
wtf is wrong with you
you're ruining my favorite movie series
thing
somethin
g
years
I thought maybe it could have been thirty years and one nanosecond away spin-offs but noooo
now we have thirty years and one years
Besides thirty years and one nanosecond away from my tiny spaceship covered with sap and cheesy cheese sticks out of my beans of greed as the coolest dude walks towards me singing WAP BAP and POW, my other favorite movie is __
fourty
years
and
two
picoseconds
away
years
with
goo
and
milky
years
covered
gyroscope
as
"fictional"
dudes
with
beans
touch
each
year
with
their
tanks
We aren't cooperative because __.
Bro
ate
seventy
Ponies
dipped
in
Ketchup
and
mac n’ cheese
years
thirty
spaceship
years
of
nanoseconds
two
Ouija is now canceled because _
of
everyone
First they ruined my favorite movie, now they ruined ouija.
I mean if you want I can just start deleting words that don't make sense.
(no no)
Go do aoc. 😤
advent
of
thirty
years
and
one
nanosecond
of
code
that
is
calculating
oh yes
like the old times when we ouija'd tinder pickup lines for i-don't-remember-who
Aber.
oh yeah
What ____.
the
fuck
is
chale
????????
what
Arrem
does
when
Leibniz
dies
goodbye
fuck I forgot __
I
am
fucking
right
goodbye
my favorite song in the thirty years and one nanosecond away OST is __.
jiggly
puff
jiggly
muff
poopoo
jiggle
huff
wiggle
giggle
diglet
ass
pee
years
cool
dude
years
immube
nom
Goodbye

New prompt:
If this doesn't stop soon, I will __
-Forbidden words: "thirty", "years", "nanosecond"
pee
your
pee
pee
with
my
especially
spicy
sauce
coming
out
of
my
bottle
Goodbye
holy crap it kind of makes sense
That's some punishment
that's what happens when you dont type in nur deutsch >:(
New ouija!
Maple's ___
bongo
is
gay
, and
he
wants
thirty
years
and
one
away
from
my
tiny
spaceship
covered
sparkly
glitters
and
gooey
white
chocolate
oozing
from
ninety
decades
of
time
and
space
and
my
years
good fucking bye

Y’all need to stop ___
thirty
asses
and
One
ass
from
my
ouija
ass
badger
man
eating
Ass
and
ouija
ass
monkey
ass
dolphin
eating
thirty
baguettes
with
liquid
water
ass
ass
ass
sination
with dick
goodbye
that's illegal
For fun, Maple likes to ___
conjure
conjured
conjurings
con
man
man
mia
here
in
my
garage
goodbye
goodbye more like hello do aoc
helo
a
aoc
Lets do a letter-by-letter one again!
Our favorite word is __!
B
o
n
x
e
s
i
n
z
o
o
p
Goodbye
Our favorite word is Bronxesinzoop!
It was supposed to be Bronerland. 😤
😳
Letter-by-letter:
Our least favorite word is __
a
r
c
h
t
m
e
t
a
l
s
architmetals are evil.
Thankfully Bronxesinzoop is here to save us
Letter-by-letter:
The word that we are indifferent to is __
s
o
y
Goodbye
LOL
soy||lent green is people||
to
eat
beans
out
of
Syro's
Cats
to
make
Syro
happy
unlike
Bro
who
isn't
happy
but
Wants
Sick beats Alyer. 😎
kissywissies
From
Murms
goodbye
All I want from 2021 is to eat beans out of Syro's Cats to make Syro happy unlike Bro who isn't happy but Wants Sick beats Alyer.😎 kissywissies From Murms
That sentence makes sense
How about this
New prompt, three words per message
According to my __
best friend’s dog
I like to
eat potatoes made
By syro‘s cats
because of their
stinky fungal infections
and their sexy
rotting smell. However,
they also taste
really bad depending
on whether or
not I am
horny. Anyway, Syro's
horniness levels depend
on three main
factors. Firstly, is
the presence of
a cheese wheel
. Next, there must
be at least
seventeen dead antelopes
which have been
defenestrated and neutered
and their intestines
wrapped in bows
Finally, you must
squat deeply, making
sure that you
let out a
huge, steaming pile
of christmas spirit 😌
And so, that
concludes my speech.
Goodbye
Maybe I shouldn't have done this
no i like it a lot
Alright let's transcribe it
According to my best friend's dog I like to eat potatoes made By syro's cats because of their stinky fungal infections and their sexy rotting smell. However, they also taste really bad depending on whether or not I am horny. Anyway, Syro's horniness levels depend on three main factors. Firstly, is the presence of a cheese wheel. Next, there must be at least seventeen dead antelopes which have been defenestrated and neutered and their intestines wrapped in bows Finally, you must squat deeply, making sure that you let out a huge, steaming pile of christmas spirit 😌 And so, that concludes my speech.
Beautiful
That's a really good idea lol
Let's continue with the three-word-per-message prompt then lol
Whenever .........
I see cats
, I want to
Cuddle them, because
they are so
dumb and worthless
Just like Arrem
who I also
admire and adore
Which is a
lie because he
is very mean
, also he is
super smart and
a fascist mod
, loved by all
the other mods
and all members
but Alya, so
he must kill
her new computer
and all cats
and all dogs
and all parrots
and my axe
. His biggest weakness
is when he
gets asked by
Alya to kill
Because that is
his favorite thing
as well as
his second favorite
thing, because he
really likes to
kill every living
thing that he
encounters, especially when
and Lillie does
CS and says
that arrem is
incapable of love
for her clothes
and her stinky
ugly ass shoes.
Goodbye
@tropic hill i am sorry for hating your clothes and your stinky ugly ass shoes. 😔
It's okay Arrem, you're allowed to hate my clothes and stinky ugly ass shoes. 😌
Yay thanks.
Lmaoo
Whenever I see cats, I want to cuddle them because they are so dumb and worthless just like Areem who I also admire and adore which is a lie because he is very mean, also he is super smart and a fascist mod, loved by all the other mods and all members but Alya, so he must kill her new computer and all cats and all dogs and all parrots and my axe. His biggest weakness is when he gets asked by Alya to kill because that is his favorite thing as well as his second favorite thing because he really likes to kill every living thing he encounters, especially when acid does mathematics and Lillie does CS and says that Arrem is incapable of love for her clothes and her stinky ugly ass shoes.
The title is called: A Dilemma Between Loving and Despising an Arrem
Areem
Fun fact: I wanted to do the "dumb and worthless just like Arrem" part but i thought it'd be too mean so I told Alya and she was like IT'S OKAY I CAN DO THAT
:3
This is why I'm removing the cat command.
NO NOOOOO
No no no no no

Thats abusing mod power wtf
No, banning you would be power abuse. This is just removing some unnecessary commands from the bot. 😌
Okay how about this. I won't remove the cat command.
But from now on it will only display images of cat pastırma.
N O
(three words per message again)
Here's a list of things that are considered mod abuse:
- __
Watch me: goodbye
Being Knottsu as well as giving a whole sentence in ouija.
not banning broob
- owning eighty
slaves, 4. eating
acid's stinking remains
covered in cheese
and in ass
(the animal), 5.
doing the thing
that makes Lillie
happy and cheerful
- killing our
cats and shooting
with water guns
- hating broob
without first making
all cats dead
and all arrems
happy about it
- Using Leibniz
but not banning
bulli 9. killing
Alya twice.
10.
pee and poo.
Goodbye
):<
Why did you say goodbye i wanted to add filter about asteriks and slotty bitty
And the word i cant say
You can send the rest of your complaints to my manager @full vault.
did you just go take a piss? that's mod abuse!
What word is that
I
Hey @scarlet raven I think we'll make it 1500. 😌
@ocean zenith how many words do you have now?
(normal word-by-word)
Alya's fixed sentence would be: "__"
I
love
words
that
with
, for
they
in
cute
boxes
called
big
chungus
boxes
of
big
chunguses
which
eat
chungal
boxes
like
Arrem
Arrem is a word that ends with em
Arrem comes in ___
my
ass
really
often
HAHA
oh my god lmao 


You guys are _.
stupid
TRUE
I am __
very
acidic
Acid is __
neutral
mentality
when
she
gets
ass
and
cats
(iykwim)
and
basic
boxes
and
stuff...
Goodbye
Acid is neutral base mentality when she gets ass and cats (iykwim) and basic boxes and stuff...
Let's gift acid some basic boxes.


Maple's love language is ________
pee
pee
poo
poo
and
poo
poo
shart
shart
and
ass
ass
Goodbye goodbye
Wtf wtf
agreed agreed
She.
^
When zoop is bored, she ______
turns
to
man
to
smack
Skeletor
with
her
big
big
Pony
SFW
(gone
sexual)
(gone
wild
and
feral)
(cops
are
He-Man's
ass
friends)
Goodbye
When zoop is bored, she turns to he man to smack Skeletor with her big big Pony SFW (gone sexual) (gone wild and feral) (cops are He-Man's ass friends)
sjsjshjsgddjhd

The secret to immortality is __
Banning
Arrem
from
your
hospital
and
cat
killing
facility
thus
the
lives
of
cats
so
that
is
it
, immortal
gay
cat
died
from
cat
killing
herpes
and
cat
killing
blueberry
juice
. Life
is
hard
when
my
power
is
fecal
juice
,
what
the
fuck
is
going
south
doing
this
almost
good
we
ja
mmin
bingobangobongo
immortalityisnotreal
Goodbye
The secret to immortality is Banning Arrem from your hospital and cat killing facility thus ending the lives of cats so that is it, immortal gay cat died from cat killing herpes and cat killing blueberry juice. Life is hard when my brain power is fecal juice, what the fuck is going south doing this almost good we ja mmin bingobangobongo immortalityisnotreal.
@scarlet raven why do you have a cat killing facility what the fuck?
life truly is hard when your brain power is fecal juice 😔

The reason Alya owns a cat killing facility is __
that
her
hate
for
cats
is
strong
, so
she
needs
to
exterminate
cats
and
kittens
repeatedly
with
Arrem’s
juicy
feces
and
bone
soup
The reason Alya owns a cat killing facility is that her hate for cats is strong, so she needs to exterminate cats and kittens repeatedly with Arrem's juicy feces and bone soup
In order to unread something, you have to ___
eat
pages
upon
pages
upon
Knots
safe
words
gelesen
Pooing



Goodbye
It only takes one word for everything to fall apart
and trax isn't even here
trollformation is best word
smh knots the verb goes at the end 😤
pooing is a verb too
LOLOL i meant the german word
yeah sadly trollformation is not a verb
that was terrible thank you
no that was a sentence with a modal verb
but the modal verb is missing
'have to'
i see
well shit

Ketchup
is
having
wet
dreams
about
egg
men
wearing
eggs
and
human
eggs
with
ranch
range
pizza
Which
goes
into
egg
egg
men
🥚🥚👨
egg egg man is like duck duck goose
i am the egg man, they are the egg men, i am the walrus
poo poo pee poo
Oh no, I __
have
an
urge
to
shit
on
Bro
and
record
it
, then
eat
the
remains
while
Bro‘s
asleep
@ocean zenith are you pinging bro with this one in #general-2 too?
No, that's nsfw.
that implies nsfw is ok in this channel
i only provided conjunctions 😌
my contributions were also completely safe
Smh mh
😠
😠
why the fuck would you exactly "eat" after shitting on bro
there's nothing wrong with the word "eat" by itself
Yeah, I was just hungry. It's perfectly normal to eat after you've had a bowel movement.
wie du es solltest 😌
(keine Ahnung wie man sagt “as you should” auf Deutsch
)
"as you should" translates to "__" in German
pee
haben
solltest
mit
unserer
großen
Familie
, obwohl
du
immer
poopen
willst
, wieso
seid
ihr
meine
Pogchamps

3 word by 3 word ouija
@tropic hill finally wrote the FAQ entry for >faq doch 2. It says: __
When using "doch",
you must remember
that that word
has many meanings.
One of these
Is the same
as saying "ey,
you look very
beautiful for a
rotten slice of
horse meat", and
"we regret to
inform you that
your citizenship has
been revoked due
to reports of
grand grape theft
and bro posting
berating the good
old-fashioned, always
reliable, pineapple pizza."
Another meaning is
"three horses are
not enough for
a jockey whose
nipples are larger
than his own
left buttock, but
smaller than his
ex wife's enormous
, adult-horse-sized
head. One final
use of the
ever-popular term
"doch" is when
you tell your
climate change denier
friends to go
fuck themselves with
some science knowledge
and to lick
my best friend’s
horse in the
back of a
gas station bathroom
for two hours
all the while
i am watching
using my binoculars
that i got
from my little
twin sister alya
and her pet
iguana that lives
in my secret
pasta pizza fridge
in the middle
Of Brasilian islands
that dont exist.
Surprise everyone! This
is pretty gay.
Super duper gay.
Very much homostsexual.
L G B
and tomatoe can
Make an awesome
Pasta sauce for
mac and cheese
and ketchup. Doch!
goodbye
this was awesome
@tropic hill finally wrote the FAQ entry for >faq doch 2. It says: When using "doch", you must remember that that word has many meanings. One of these Is the same as saying “ey, you look very beautiful for a rotten slice of horse meat”, and “we regret to inform you that your citizenship has been revoked due to reports of grand grape theft and bro posting in #general while berating the good old-fashioned, always reliable, pineapple pizza.” Another meaning is “three horses are not enough for a jockey whose nipples are larger than his own left buttock, but similar than his ex wife’s enormous, adult-horse-sized head. One final use of the ever-popular term “doch” is when you tell your climate change denier friends to go fuck themselves with some science knowledge and to lick my best friend’s horse in the back of a gas station bathroom for two hours all the while i am watching using my binoculars that i got from my little twin sister alya and her pet iguana that lives in my secret pasta pizza fridge in the middle Of brasilian islands that dont exist. Surprise everyone! This is pretty gay. Super duper gay. Very much homostsexual. L G B and tomatoe can Make an awesome Pasta sauce for mac and cheese and ketchup. Doch!
this is canon
this is real german now
a secret chapter from the bible
L G B and tomatoe
This is amazing
New ouija? New ouija. New ouija...
Three-word
How many times am I supposed to tell .....
you that pissing
on Knots is
heavily encouraged, because
science tells us
that urine is
very good for
pimple popping and
wound healing, especially
when injected into
the pee pee
for extra pissing
. But be careful
, as there are
many ways Knots
can try to
trick you into
pissing in the
toilet instead. For
example, if you
try to piss
in his choccy
milke, he will
cry and try
to shove a
toilet up your
House which is
also your ass
, thus reversing the
House Ass dichotomy
and generating a
vaccuum in the
House which is
also your ass
and my axe
merged into a
huge House Ass
Axe creature which
sends everyone it
sees to hell
where Alya is
murdering kittens for
money and knitting
wool underoos for
Arrem who loves
wool underoos. Anyway,
Arrem hates cats
just like Alya
except Alya actually
kills them mercilessly
Because knots has
not been around
to stop her
Goodbye
How many times am I supposed to tell you that pissing on Knots is heavily encouraged, because science tells us that urine is very good for pimple popping and wound healing, especially when injected into the pee pee for extra pissing. But be careful, as there are many ways Knots can try to trick you into pissing in the toilet instead. For example, if you try to piss in his choccy milke, he will cry and try to shove a toilet up your House which is also your ass, thus reversing the House Ass dichotomy and generating a vaccuum in the House which is also your ass and my axe merged into a huge House Ass Axe creature which sends everyone it sees to hell where Alya is murdering kittens for money and knitting wool underoos for Arrem who loves wool underoos. Anyway, Arrem hates cats just like Alya except Alya actually kills them mercilessly Because knots has not been around to stop her
it kinda made sense in the first two sentences
then it went in a completely different direction just like a weird dream
someone should get the bot to do ouijas again..
Is the someone you syrowo?
no, he only does php, eat hot chip, and lie. not even be bisexual
"he will cry and try to shove a toilet up your House which is also your ass"
Don't you love it when Knots shoves you up your ass
three-word ouija is confirmed as the superior mode
i agree, i like it for creative writing purposes
Next we answer the question of how many word ouija is too many word ouija.
I know how to find that out
New prompt: Each new message should have 1 more word than the last one, starting at 1.
Holy shit, is that __
Maple's
new pet
alligator called Stanley
Crocodile? I should get
some pictures of him before
he dies from a bad case
of spontanius chronic ass disorder. He then
will have the need to pee uncontrollably, even
after death, since one common alligator trait is that
they have a massive bladder that explodes when dead, releasing
all the piss into the water together with their eggs, which
turn into giant baby crocodiles with super fat asses due to the
concerning rise in obesity rates in the last decades, which increases their chances
of coming aus Ägypten das liegt direkt am Nil, like my favorite crocodile ever
, the Egyptian Daddy Croc, which has sadly gone extinct years ago. Oh look, Stanley Crocodile
is choking on a giant hamster, it's dying nooo stop someone help it please someone help



