ouija

[blazing crypt]

sure

[stiff onyx]

Mamimus#4312

New Ouija Chain: We live in a __

[light heath]

s

[fading pasture]

e

[blazing crypt]

a

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

We live in a sea

[loud crag]

[stiff onyx]

Wikknots#2059

New Ouija Chain: According to scientists, the reason we'll be living in a sea is __

[loud crag]

A

[ocean zenith]

N

[zinc turtle]

A

[loud crag]

R

[quick olive]

R

[loud crag]

M

[fading pasture]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

According to scientists, the reason we'll be living in a sea is AN ARREM

[ocean zenith]

But which one?

[loud crag]

the shitty one that wants to drown us

[stiff onyx]

Alt132#3271

New Ouija Chain: I like Lillie, but sometimes she is way too __

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H

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A

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M

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[light heath]

Y

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E

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E

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E

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E

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E

[light heath]

!

[ocean zenith]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

I like Lillie, but sometimes she is way too HAMBURGEEEEERYY TOWARDS MEEEEEE!

[ocean zenith]

@tropic hill less hamburgers more fucking aoc

[tropic hill]

🍔

[uneven pumice]

You people who don't know how to ouiji: @light heath @zinc turtle

[light heath]

What did we do this time

[uneven pumice]

You killed my S

😠

[light heath]

What did you wanna do with that

[uneven pumice]

Start a new sentence

[light heath]

then you gotta put a space first

[uneven pumice]

No

There's already a punctuation

[light heath]

Exactly why

[uneven pumice]

And somone was going to quit it

[light heath]

After the exclamation mark comes a space

[uneven pumice]

Not in ouija

[zinc turtle]

🤔

Dunno what I ve done but sorry dude! @uneven pumice

[loud crag]

Still my favourite photo of Callum

[junior rock]

Lol

[stiff onyx]

d_extrumi#2719

New Ouija Chain: ihr zerstört alle immer ouija. Wir sind zu __ um ouija richtig zu machen

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D

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I

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O

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I

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Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

ihr zerstört alle immer ouija. Wir sind zu DICHTERLOOPIE Z um ouija richtig zu machen

[uneven pumice]

There was so many ways that couldn't gove

gone

lol

Dichterlosich

Ditcherlohnsich

Dichterlich

[tropic hill]

Dichterloopie Z

[stiff onyx]

Traxicle#8712

New Ouija Chain: oooooh la peeepoos __

[ocean zenith]

d

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e

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o

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O

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O

I

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d

[light heath]

e

[zinc turtle]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

oooooh la peeepoos deodODOdIdde

[stiff onyx]

Wikknots#2059

New Ouija Chain: I hate __

[junior rock]

G

[viscid osprey]

O

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R

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D

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O

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E

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A

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R

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R

[viscid osprey]

E

[tropic hill]

M

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

I hate GORDON RAMSAY'S TESTICULAR ADOPTIVE ARREM

[tropic hill]

tbh, I wanted to go for Arrem after "testicular" but it's fine either way

[light heath]

Trax ruins everything again

[uncut burrow]

jup

I had such high hopes for nighttime squad

[uneven pumice]

I was going for Adam's apple

You guys are the ones ruining it

[viscid osprey]

trax really marches to the beat of his own drum

[stiff onyx]

Mahdi#8231

New Ouija Chain: Können wir Trax glücklich machen, indem wir "Adam's apple" buchstabieren? ok, los geht: A...__

[ocean zenith]

B

[blazing crypt]

A

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N

[loud crag]

A

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I

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L

[ocean zenith]

L

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Ę

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Ë

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Ê

[loud crag]

È

[light heath]

É

[viscid osprey]

э

[loud crag]

Э

[blazing crypt]

𝞔

[uncut burrow]

goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

Können wir Trax glücklich machen, indem wir "Adam's apple" buchstabieren? ok, los geht: A...BAN A LILLIEEEEEEĘËÊÈÉэЭ𝞔

[vivid bough]

ihr seid alle eine große Disappointment

[junior rock]

^

Danke mehdi

Einfach nur danke

[vivid bough]

:3

[light heath]

I'd say it was pretty well done

[loud crag]

I'm proud of us

[stiff onyx]

zoop#7245

New Ouija Chain: spirit, what should I make for dinner? __

[tropic hill]

F

[fading pasture]

A

[ocean zenith]

T

[blazing crypt]

T

[tropic hill]

Y

[sand minnow]

A

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U

[blazing crypt]

S

[viscid osprey]

Т

[light heath]

R

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I

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C

[light heath]

K

[uneven pumice]

L

[junior rock]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

spirit, what should I make for dinner? FATTY AUSТRIAN DUMMYDICKL

[junior rock]

...

[uneven pumice]

Dickle

It's like a pickle

😦

[light heath]

Dammit Trax

[uneven pumice]

A dick is a type of fish

who wants to eat fish when whey can eat dickles

[viscid osprey]

...

[uneven pumice]

These are dicks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick

[viscid osprey]

Ah.

[blazing crypt]

lmao amazing

[uneven pumice]

this is a dickle

[viscid osprey]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING LOL

[uneven pumice]

You guys ouija'd it

[blazing crypt]

Trax put that away

[uneven pumice]

I'll just make it smaller

This is a dickle:

[light heath]

I think it's about time for an exorcism on this channel

[ocean zenith]

The ghosts have been banished and this channel is now the uh. Flour channel. Where you can discuss different types of flour and their properties.

[light heath]

What do you guys think about this flour?

[vivid bough]

beauty

[dusk trellis]

Mandelmehl ist lecker und glutenfrei

moegt ihr das Mehl in meinem Profilbild?

Ich weiss leider nicht, wie es heisst

[stiff onyx]

Mahdi#8231

New Ouija Chain: "And now I become Death, the destroyer of __"

[viscid osprey]

B

[zinc turtle]

I

[loud crag]

B

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I

[loud crag]

I

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I

[light heath]

B

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G

[loud crag]

I

[ocean zenith]

B

[zinc turtle]

B

[fading pasture]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

"And now I become Death, the destroyer of BIBIBIBIBIG BIBB"

[vivid bough]

someone explain pls

[quick olive]

star show 636436946972835843

[stiff onyx]

⭐ 4 #ouija ID: 636436946972835843

Mehdi | Geldkatze 🚫wie geht es

Jump to post
ihr seid alle eine große Disappointment

Oct 23, 2019, 5:33 AM

[vivid bough]

fair enough

[viscid osprey]

:'(

[light heath]

I'm ashamed to admit I had a part in this

[dusk trellis]

[stiff onyx]

Abermals#2840

New Ouija Chain: What should I reply to Chad, who wants me to donate to Bernie Sanders 2020? __

[loud crag]

N

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i

[loud crag]

c

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o

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e

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e

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Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

What should I reply to Chad, who wants me to donate to Bernie Sanders 2020? Nico‘s tentacle diCtator AroMATic germs

[light heath]

@scarlet thunder Give us a screenshot of that too

[scarlet thunder]

@light heath @loud crag @tropic hill @ocean zenith @uneven pumice @viscid osprey @zinc turtle

[ocean zenith]

Love it.

[loud crag]

I love you

[light heath]

[ocean zenith]

Also the fact that it's a text message and you paid actual money to send someone our ouija crap. Ughh it makes the meme part of my heart so happy.

[uneven pumice]

Yay. Chad's going to have this framed

If it makes to reddit it will be amazing

[ocean zenith]

LMFAO

[loud crag]

We don't deserve chad

[uneven pumice]

Chad isn't a born salesman, cause the only acceptable answer is:

Can I take that as an affirmative sir?

[tropic hill]

LOL

[zinc turtle]

lmao

[stiff onyx]

zoop#7245

New Ouija Chain: whatsup __ers! long time no see.

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M

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a

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t

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h

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e

[zinc turtle]

m

[light heath]

a

[ocean zenith]

t

[light heath]

i

[blazing crypt]

k

[zinc turtle]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

whatsup Mathieematikers! long time no see.

[blazing crypt]

Yay

[light heath]

This almost turned into something weird

[buoyant totem]

Knots 😍

[uncut burrow]

will nicht

I'm clickbait tbh

[quick olive]

.>ouija start

@uncut burrow

[uncut burrow]

I know

Ich habe nochmal nachgelesen, nachdem es nicht geklappt hat :^)

[stiff onyx]

Mahdi 的书#8231

New Ouija Chain: According to the GLaD-Encyclopaedia: "Larry" is an abbreviation that stands for L__

[tropic hill]

I

[vivid bough]

L

[tropic hill]

L

[blazing crypt]

ᅵ

[ocean zenith]

€

[zinc turtle]

A

[light heath]

L

[viscid osprey]

L

[fading pasture]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

According to the GLaD-Encyclopaedia: "Larry" is an abbreviation that stands for LILLᅵ€ ALL

[tropic hill]

Wat

[blazing crypt]

lmao

[zinc turtle]

😔

What was that goodbye

[viscid osprey]

Yeah what?

[blazing crypt]

What yeah?

[fading pasture]

I agressively goodbye bs answers

And you can't stop me

[stiff onyx]

Lady Starbreeze#9156

New Ouija Chain: Mami is a __

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g

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o

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o

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d

[glossy crater]

b

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y

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e

[fading pasture]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

Mami is a goodbye

[fading pasture]

Goodbye more like good boy

[viscid osprey]

😳

[light heath]

@fading pasture Goodbye

You're like worse than trax

[fading pasture]

You are worthless scum that keeps making useless ouija answers and I will fight you tooth and nail

[viscid osprey]

;-;

[ocean zenith]

New idea: autocorrect writes ouija prompts

Aw maaan.

@glossy crater we demand longer prompts. 😔

[stiff onyx]

Mamimus#4312

New Ouija Chain: We demand longer __

[glossy crater]

Sure thing

[ocean zenith]

Just 200 would be nice, doesn't need to go way overboard.

U

[light heath]

N

[vivid bough]

B

[ocean zenith]

A

[tropic hill]

N

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D

[ocean zenith]

I

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C

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K

[uneven pumice]

B

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A

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[uneven pumice]

G

[light heath]

I

[uneven pumice]

N

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R

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

We demand longer UNBAN DICK BANGIN'R

[light heath]

Trax I swear to god

[uneven pumice]

That's legit grammar Knot 😠

[stiff onyx]

bitch chan#6969

New Ouija Chain: arrem had so many pies that one day he __

[uncut burrow]

F

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r

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i

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[uneven pumice]

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[fading pasture]

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I

[light heath]

L

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I

[light heath]

S

[uneven pumice]

—

[fading pasture]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

arrem had so many pies that one day he Friendzoned Lil SyPHILIS—

[fading pasture]

Lil Syphilis is my stage name at strip clubs

Also @ocean zenith you wanted ping

[ocean zenith]

Yes.

[stiff onyx]

Arrem#4798 asks: Thoughts on ouija? Select all that apply.

1⃣: I'm fine with ouija as it currently is.
2⃣: I'd like ouija to be 100% serious.
3⃣: I'd like a way to mark prompts that shouldn't be ruined.
4⃣: Prompts should be 'protected' by default and should be marked somehow if the poster is okay with them being memed.
5⃣: Ouija should be entirely in German.
6⃣: German should be encouraged in ouija.
7⃣: Ouija can get too NSFW at times.

[uneven pumice]

I just see a bunch of numbers, very confusing

Tell me which one I should vote for

[buoyant totem]

Is this vote just because Trax messed up dick bangin'? 😂

[ocean zenith]

No, this vote is because people have different ideas about how the channel should be managed and there are always complaints about ruined prompts, so we thought we'd add an official channel ettiquette to ouija.

Except of course there are different things that can be done so we wanted to see what the majority actually wants.

[buoyant totem]

Oh ok

Thanks for the non-meme answer 🙂

[light heath]

Well what can be done if a prompt is ruined?

Like if Mami ends it too soon or something

[ocean zenith]

That being said I just added ideas that I've heard or could think of. If there are other serious suggestions, feel free to say so.

Generally, according to the rules, repeated deliberate violations of channel ettiquette can get you blacklisted from the channel.

[light heath]

But then what counts as violation?

Aside from goodbyeing too soon

Sometimes the meme answers are the funny ones

like with Aber's tinder messages

[ocean zenith]

Ending something too soon is a bit of an edge case if the sentence makes sense when ended, but if you end something after 3 letters, then that's obviously malicious.

But then what counts as violation?
At the moment, nothing, since there is no ettiquette in place. We're just trying to collect opinions on some possible rules.

[light heath]

Or when the prompt makes it clear when it's supposed to end, like with "this abbreviation means (...)"

[ocean zenith]

So what will count as a violation is still pretty much open. And it would be enforced by the mods not by the bot, so fair judgment can be applied.

[light heath]

I'm curious about something too

Since message edits are possible now during a session

What happens if someone edits their message to contain more than one letter?

Or maybe.. change it to "Goodbye"

[uneven pumice]

What? You can edit messages?

I made a parallax error today and I just rolled with it

Who knew that were trying to work up to competitive ouija

I never try to mess up ouija ever

Just to be clear

[buoyant totem]

Knots 😍

[glossy crater]

I added message editing a month ago due to popular demand. Currently, I'm unsure whether that's going to stay but we'll see

[fading pasture]

@light heath I wanna reiterate that so ive ive only goodbyed prompts that were done or clearly not going anywhere

[light heath]

Well that one prompt was doing pretty fine

[zinc turtle]

😒

[viscid osprey]

Man bami

[fading pasture]

Ban Money

[uneven pumice]

I love your goodbyes mami

[fading pasture]

I dont want compliments from the worst guy at ouija

[uneven pumice]

Every time knots posts a letter its goodbyable

I'm talented, it's the rest of you that needs improvements

I try to dumb down my ouija but sometimes I overshoot the dumbness

[empty tinsel]

That last line is me at my life

[vivid bough]

"I try to dumb down my ouija but sometimes I overshoot the dumbness", Trax, 2019

[uncut burrow]

Mehdi, wieso bist du jetzt ein A-Level 😠

Lüge!

[blazing crypt]

Das wird mir auch bald passieren

[ocean zenith]

Alright, 6 and 4 are clear favorites after many of active ouialads voted.
My proposal would thus be adding the following etiquette to the channel:

1. Don't purposefully meme up any posts, unless the prompt starts with [Casual] or [C] for short.
2. Ouijas in German should be preferred and participants are asked to use the language of the prompt (i.e. if the prompt is in German don't create an English response).
3. Prompts and responses should follow the server rules and not make anyone feel uncomfortable (e.g. certain Lillie-related responses that I myself helped orchestrate really shouldn't be a thing ).

Now, truth be told, we've never actually had a scenario where we had to enforce a channel etiquette since we've added the new rules, since it's mostly respected by members, which I assume will also be the case here. But for comparison, take an example of a rare case where someone refuses to speak German in #german-only. Usually, they're given warnings, then temporarily blocked from the channel, then if they really continue pushing it, they're permanently blocked from the channel. The same could apply here, again using common sense when judging and not being overly strict about it. So, if someone adds a letter that makes a response boring but it still makes sense, that's too bad for the community, but fine by the rules. But if the current letters are CAR and someone adds X, €, Japanese letters or some other memes that continuation impossible, then that would be a violation. (All assuming that the prompt isn't explicitly marked with [casual] or whichever other sign we decide to use for more lax prompts.)

What do y'all think?

[blazing crypt]

🅾k boss

[uneven pumice]

I'd love for someone to be banned due to failure to adhere to ouija rules

[ocean zenith]

If I wanted to be the boss man, this would have been discussed in the mod channel and then simply announced . 😤
But since this is mostly a community-driven channel, we wanted to involve everyone in the discussion, so the text above is really just my proposal for how things could look in the future. Y'all are invited to comment on it and help us decide what to do.

[uneven pumice]

Is there going to be a ouija court?

[ocean zenith]

Yes. We'll add a gavel emote an anyone who gets 10 of them is banned.

[uneven pumice]

Oh... people just get blocked :(

I thought I read people getting banned

Got slightly excited

[ocean zenith]

Just get yourself blocked from every single channel and that's basically a ban. 👌

[blazing crypt]

just memeing with the boss remark lol, sounds good

[uneven pumice]

Time to try this new more serious ouija

[blazing crypt]

Better be in German

[uneven pumice]

Cause when you need proper advice this ought to be where consultations happen

[blazing crypt]

I thought you were going to start one lol

[uneven pumice]

Oh

Let me think of something serious

[stiff onyx]

Mamimus#4312

New Ouija Chain: [C] Trax is so bad at ouija, he should __

[uneven pumice]

Z

[blazing crypt]

O

[uneven pumice]

O

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M

[fading pasture]

T

[viscid osprey]

O

[uneven pumice]

X

[light heath]

A

[viscid osprey]

N

[uncut burrow]

A

[zinc turtle]

X

[blazing crypt]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

[C] Trax is so bad at ouija, he should ZOOM TO XANAX

[loud crag]

Bik lieb for all the hard work arrem

[viscid osprey]

Trax tried to sabotoge that...

[zinc turtle]

[stiff onyx]

Traxicle#8712

New Ouija Chain: Die Hauptstadt der Mongolei ist __

[light heath]

U

[viscid osprey]

K

[viscid osprey]

R

[dusk trellis]

A

[zinc turtle]

I

[loud crag]

N

[loud crag]

M

[uneven pumice]

A

[tropic hill]

N

[uneven pumice]

M

[ocean zenith]

R

[light heath]

U

[uneven pumice]

L

[buoyant totem]

T

[light heath]

R

[amber jewel]

A

[light heath]

L

[uneven pumice]

O

[viscid osprey]

A

[buoyant totem]

D

[uneven pumice]

E

[viscid osprey]

D

[light heath]

G

[uneven pumice]

H

[vivid bough]

z

goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

Die Hauptstadt der Mongolei ist UK RAN IN MYANMAR ULTRA LOADED GHz

[uneven pumice]

I'm going to issue formal complaints about how my serious ouija was not thusly treated. Get ready to be banished. Its ulan bator btw

[light heath]

eh you deserve it

See I tried

I started with a U

it only takes one person for the entire thing to go downhill

[vivid bough]

guten Morgen liebe Ouija-Kameraden,
ich heiße Feuchtepommesundkalepizzazumfrühstück und es ist 6:52 Uhr.
Wir haben zusammen viele Schwierigkeiten überschwunden und unzählige Memes gelilliet. Aber jetzt, jetzt entgegnen wir einem geheimnisvollen und anscheinend urgefährlichen Feind, dem sogenannten Larry.
Wer ist Larry? und woher kommt er?
Um die Antworten dieser mega rwichtigen Fragen ans Licht zu bringen, bitte wendet ihr euch an eure Bauchgefühle ... und buchstabiert..und buchstabiert

mit frittierten Grüßen
euer Ouija-Kamerad, Feuchtepommesundkalepizzazumfrühstück

[stiff onyx]

Mahdi 的书#8231

New Ouija Chain: wer ist Larry? __

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[amber jewel]

I

[uneven pumice]

C

[light heath]

A

[tropic hill]

R

[loud crag]

U

[tropic hill]

S

[light heath]

D

[loud crag]

E

[vivid bough]

S

[buoyant totem]

S

[vivid bough]

O

[loud crag]

N

[fading pasture]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

wer ist Larry? ICARUS DES SON

[fading pasture]

Sorry, this was just awful

[uneven pumice]

That's not even german

[fading pasture]

Starting with knots it wasn't German lmao

Ikarus is spelled with a K in german

[uneven pumice]

Ich knots

That's what the c is for

😠

I'm just going to have a ouija party for one

Cause the mods are not doing their job with bans

[stiff onyx]

Traxicle#8712

New Ouija Chain: Bros favourite colour is p__nk.

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[uneven pumice]

I

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

Bros favourite colour is pInk.

[uneven pumice]

That's what the future looks like knots

@light heath

^

@buoyant totem look at the best ouija ever ^^^

[light heath]

Oh, right

"ich"

[uneven pumice]

Omg

[light heath]

I guess that one was my mistake

[uneven pumice]

Hmmm

[light heath]

that one

[uneven pumice]

Too bad you're going to be banned

More ouija for me

None for you

[buoyant totem]

Omg that was on purpose 😠

Knots 😍

[uneven pumice]

Wheres my heart eyes?

[buoyant totem]

How do you start a ouija

[light heath]

Well first you need the board

[buoyant totem]

I don't know if I should give you heart eyes after that, Trax

But fine 😍

[fading pasture]

>ouija start prompt including two underscores

[uneven pumice]

'>ouija start'

Oh mami did it proper and stuff

[stiff onyx]

Broseidon#2448

New Ouija Chain: If you could have one wish granted, it would be __

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[light heath]

T

[uneven pumice]

E

[buoyant totem]

N

[buoyant totem]

T

[fading pasture]

O

[uneven pumice]

N

[fading pasture]

S

[fading pasture]

O

[light heath]

F

[buoyant totem]

_

[fading pasture]

L

[uneven pumice]

E

[light heath]

A

[buoyant totem]

D

goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

If you could have one wish granted, it would be TEN TONS OF_LEAD

[light heath]

wait what

that's it?

[fading pasture]

Bro wrong sign

[buoyant totem]

What?

[fading pasture]

My wish would be 10 tons of lead so I can drown myself after seeing this prompt ruined by bro

[uneven pumice]

That's supposed to be serious

[buoyant totem]

What did I do wrong

[uneven pumice]

No one wants 10 tons of lead

[buoyant totem]

I'm confused

[uneven pumice]

Its supposed be lettuce

[buoyant totem]

Sorry 😔

[fading pasture]

I wanted lube

[light heath]

You did the underscore wrong

Space is a -

[uneven pumice]

Omg mami ❤

So practical

[buoyant totem]

Oh whoops

[uneven pumice]

I was thinking of food

[fading pasture]

I need it for when maple finally comes to europe

[uneven pumice]

Great prompt bro 😍

[stiff onyx]

Broseidon#2448

New Ouija Chain: Scientists predict that 2020 will be a year of __

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[light heath]

C

[uneven pumice]

I

[fading pasture]

T

[buoyant totem]

Y

[buoyant totem]

W

[fading pasture]

I

[uneven pumice]

T

[fading pasture]

H

[buoyant totem]

B

[uneven pumice]

O

[buoyant totem]

N

[uneven pumice]

E

[fading pasture]

Y

[fading pasture]

M

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

Scientists predict that 2020 will be a year of CITY WITH BONEY M

[uneven pumice]

What?

[buoyant totem]

What

[uneven pumice]

Boners mami

[buoyant totem]

I was going for city-wide something

[fading pasture]

I like my cities with disco bands

Tbh I was also going for city wide

[buoyant totem]

Is Boney M a funk ban?

[fading pasture]

@loud crag first Abba now this

[uneven pumice]

Mami had agendas

[stiff onyx]

Broseidon#2448

New Ouija Chain: __ is an effective alternative to prison.

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[fading pasture]

J

[uneven pumice]

A

[fading pasture]

I

[buoyant totem]

L

[fading pasture]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

JAIL is an effective alternative to prison.

[buoyant totem]

😂

[uneven pumice]

Lol

Idiots

Jails spelled wrong

Gaol

Bros really good at making prompts

Just not puns

[stiff onyx]

Mamimus#4312

New Ouija Chain: A group of broseidonies is called a __

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[light heath]

B

[buoyant totem]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

A group of broseidonies is called a B

[light heath]

wow

bro just ruined a prompt

[uneven pumice]

Lol

[fading pasture]

A ban would've been nice

[stiff onyx]

Broseidon#2448

New Ouija Chain: A recent study shows that many millennials __ in order to supplement their income.

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[uneven pumice]

W

[sand minnow]

E

[fading pasture]

L

[uneven pumice]

D

[sand minnow]

C

[uneven pumice]

R

[fading pasture]

U

[sand minnow]

C

[buoyant totem]

I

[uneven pumice]

B

[sand minnow]

L

[light heath]

E

[uneven pumice]

S

[uneven pumice]

I

[buoyant totem]

N

[fading pasture]

T

[uneven pumice]

O

[sand minnow]

T

[fading pasture]

A

[buoyant totem]

T

[uneven pumice]

E

[buoyant totem]

R

[uneven pumice]

T

[buoyant totem]

O

[uneven pumice]

T

[blazing crypt]

S

[buoyant totem]

goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

A recent study shows that many millennials WELD CRUCIBLES INTO TATERTOTS in order to supplement their income.

[light heath]

That's like three words I didn't know

[uneven pumice]

What into

[fading pasture]

We were going strong until bro's T

[blazing crypt]

never tried tater tots lo

[light heath]

No dammit, that's the one I knew

[uneven pumice]

Oh

[buoyant totem]

Why is it always my fault

I'll just come up with the prompts then

[fading pasture]

ends prompt after a single letter

[uneven pumice]

Tater tots are like baby taters

[light heath]

To be honest it was pretty impressive that it made sense for so long

[fading pasture]

"why is it my fault?"

[buoyant totem]

Ok I'ma make a new one

Here we go

[stiff onyx]

Mamimus#4312

New Ouija Chain: If __ is so good, why doesn't it have a sequel?

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[uneven pumice]

S

[fading pasture]

I

[uneven pumice]

X

[light heath]

T

[uneven pumice]

E

[fading pasture]

E

[uneven pumice]

N

[uneven pumice]

C

[buoyant totem]

A

[uneven pumice]

N

[buoyant totem]

D

[uneven pumice]

L

[buoyant totem]

E

[uneven pumice]

S

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

If SIXTEEN CANDLES is so good, why doesn't it have a sequel?

[fading pasture]

:(

[buoyant totem]

That's an actual movie

Good job

[uneven pumice]

Like 17 candles

Yay bro

[fading pasture]

Yeah but you know the one thing I didn't want in the prompt is actual movies

[uneven pumice]

Oh then mark it casual

[fading pasture]

Why?

[buoyant totem]

How do you mark it casual

[uneven pumice]

Real the rules

You put a c or something

[fading pasture]

You don't ruin the prompt by giving an interesting answer

[blazing crypt]

Just have the bot automatically mark those form Mami as [C]

[fading pasture]

I think none of these prompts are meant to be 100% serious

[uneven pumice]

It is an interesting answer though

[fading pasture]

You're just not meant to make them absolutely absurd

Granted it's not terrible I just think I don't have to mark it as C if I don't want actual movies

[uneven pumice]

Oh... I need to have the rules clarified

[glossy crater]

Yeah, Mami. That's what we were aiming for

Hence the embed footer asking you not to ruin them

[uneven pumice]

Bro and I wanted to show you some culture

And that we can ruin prompts not with just one letter

Bro 😍 @buoyant totem

[buoyant totem]

Huh? 👀

[uneven pumice]

Sixteen Candles was the wrong answer bro

[light heath]

I've never even heard of that

why not sixth sense

[uneven pumice]

Oh also good film

[fading pasture]

I wouldve liked to see sixty nine

[light heath]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[fading pasture]

Sixth sense is also a strong contender

[uneven pumice]

Is sixty nine an actual film?

[fading pasture]

Trax

It doesn't have to be an actual film

[uneven pumice]

I was going for star wars

Then I lost my lunch when I realized it was serious

Then luckily there was sixteen candles

[stiff onyx]

Mamimus#4312

New Ouija Chain: The next Star Wars movie will be called __

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[uneven pumice]

S

[light heath]

I

[uneven pumice]

X

[light heath]

T

[uneven pumice]

Y

[uneven pumice]

N

[light heath]

I

[uneven pumice]

N

[light heath]

E

[uneven pumice]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

The next Star Wars movie will be called SIXTY NINE

[light heath]

I was going for sixteen candles

[uneven pumice]

Yay

Oh

Its not supposed to be a real film knots

[fading pasture]

I feel like at least one or two more words wouldn't have hurt

[uneven pumice]

You said the right answer was sixty nine though

[stiff onyx]

Wikknots#2059

New Ouija Chain: A boy asked his teacher, "How do I do long division?" The teacher gave him the following, very serious and coherent answer: "__"

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[uneven pumice]

S

[blazing crypt]

I

[uneven pumice]

X

[uneven pumice]

T

[blazing crypt]

I

[fading pasture]

M

[uneven pumice]

E

[light heath]

S

[uneven pumice]

N

[blazing crypt]

E

[viscid osprey]

R

[glossy crater]

D

[light heath]

E

[ocean zenith]

U

[light heath]

A

[zinc turtle]

L

[light heath]

S

[ocean zenith]

F

[light heath]

I

[uneven pumice]

F

[light heath]

T

[zinc turtle]

Y

[uneven pumice]

N

[light heath]

E

[viscid osprey]

R

[zinc turtle]

D

[light heath]

S

[light heath]

A

[uneven pumice]

N

[blazing crypt]

D

[uneven pumice]

O

[ocean zenith]

N

[blazing crypt]

E

[light heath]

L

[zinc turtle]

I

[uneven pumice]

L

[zinc turtle]

L

[light heath]

I

[loud crag]

E

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

A boy asked his teacher, "How do I do long division?" The teacher gave him the following, very serious and coherent answer: "SIX TIMES NERD EQUALS FIFTY NERDS AND ONE LILLIE"

[blazing crypt]

I thought Lillie memes weren't allowed anymore lol

[uneven pumice]

The above equation implies that Lille is negative nerds

[light heath]

No, Arrem meant specific Lillie memes mentioning certain stuff that could make people feel uncomfortable

anyway, in the end the teacher didn't answer the boy's question

[amber jewel]

@glossy crater there's a max length to Ouijas? 😦

I translated it and all

riot

[glossy crater]

yeah it's 200 chars now. Used to be 100

lemme know if thats still not enough, though

[amber jewel]

mine was 286 iirc

Arthur: Wer seid ihr?
Die Ritter: Wir sind die Ritter, die *Ni* sagen! 
Arthur: Nicht die Ritter, die Ni sagen!
Die Ritter: Die gleichen.
Die Ritter: Die Ritter, die *Ni* sagen, fodern ein Opfer!
Arthur: Was ist es, dass ihr wollt?
Die Ritter: Wir fordern __```

[glossy crater]

@amber jewel upped to 300

[amber jewel]

hero

[stiff onyx]

⛔ An error happened. This has been logged and reported.

[buoyant totem]

Oof

[glossy crater]

eyo

[amber jewel]

mmlol sorry i broke it 💔

[glossy crater]

give me a sec

[light heath]

Why not just make it 1000

[glossy crater]

because then people would start writing essays with them

[zinc turtle]

Ur so generous @light heath

[light heath]

I dunno, people wouldn't always need all that, but when they did, there wouldn't be any problems

[glossy crater]

yeah, not gonna happen, sorry

[blazing crypt]

lol direct people with fill in the blanks from #questions to #ouija

[zinc turtle]

Didnt see the rule about Lillie btw sorry

[amber jewel]

they could only be 2035 characters long at most anyway

[glossy crater]

try now please

right, the last error fucked the board

sec

now?

[stiff onyx]

Callum#0056

New Ouija Chain

Prompt

Arthur: Wer seid ihr?
Die Ritter: Wir sind die Ritter, die Ni sagen!
Arthur: Nicht die Ritter, die Ni sagen!
Die Ritter: Die gleichen.
Die Ritter: Die Ritter, die Ni sagen, fodern ein Opfer!
Arthur: Was ist es, dass ihr wollt?
Die Ritter: Wir fordern __

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[light heath]

L

[buoyant totem]

A

[light heath]

N

[buoyant totem]

G

[light heath]

E

[uneven pumice]

F

[uncut burrow]

R

[uneven pumice]

A

[uneven pumice]

O

[vivid bough]

H

[blazing crypt]

N

[loud crag]

E

[loud crag]

S

[sharp finch]

C

[vivid bough]

K

[sharp finch]

E

[uneven pumice]

N

[ocean zenith]

Pardon the interruption, but just to clarify what was meant earlier, there is no "rule about Lillie". It was just an example of some nasty responses we've had before (||y’all fucking LILLIE'S SISTER|| and ||Ich möchte LILLIES CUNT pusten|| for those really interested). In general, prompts and responses should follow the server rules of not being overly NSFW, not making anyone feel uncomfortable or insulting them, but it's perfectly fine to just mention someone's name in a prompt or response, even in a joking manner.

[blazing crypt]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

Arthur: Wer seid ihr?
Die Ritter: Wir sind die Ritter, die Ni sagen!
Arthur: Nicht die Ritter, die Ni sagen!
Die Ritter: Die gleichen.
Die Ritter: Die Ritter, die Ni sagen, fodern ein Opfer!
Arthur: Was ist es, dass ihr wollt?
Die Ritter: Wir fordern LANGE FRAU OHNE SOCKEN

[blazing crypt]

Perfect ending

Also lol Arrem I didn't know about that and tbh I would rather have not read it

[uneven pumice]

It's so graphic, but mostly not funny

[zinc turtle]

😔

[uncut burrow]

what would've been fun? llllkrzpnnn€L?

[loud crag]

sometimes yes

[uneven pumice]

I meant the thing about lille

I'm not so poor in etiquette that I comment on the present prompt's results

[stiff onyx]

Wikknots#2059

New Ouija Chain

Prompt

My sadness only goes away when __

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[uncut burrow]

I

[fading pasture]

Y

[loud crag]

E

[ocean zenith]

L

[light heath]

L

[quick olive]

A

[zinc turtle]

T

[zinc turtle]

M

[fading pasture]

A

[zinc turtle]

T

[light heath]

H

[woeful forge]

Goodbye

[stiff onyx]

Ouija chain is complete

Result

My sadness only goes away when I YELL AT MATH

[zinc turtle]

🤔

[stiff onyx]

KurisuChan#5839

New Ouija Chain

Prompt

I will learn German when __.

Serious entry. Please do not deliberately ruin it.

[blazing crypt]

I

[zinc turtle]

D

[fading pasture]

N

[zinc turtle]

‘

[light heath]

T

[scarlet thunder]

A

[light heath]

N

[viscid osprey]

S

[amber jewel]

A

[sand minnow]

C

[mild birch]

K

[light heath]

A

[viscid osprey]

N

[fading pasture]

O

[light heath]

T

[viscid osprey]

H

[light heath]

E

[vivid bough]

R

[uncut burrow]

O

[vivid bough]

I

[loud crag]

A

[mild birch]

N

[loud crag]

T

[buoyant totem]

I

[light heath]

A

[loud crag]

N

[light heath]

K

[zinc turtle]

I

[light heath]

N

[loud crag]

G