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Oh, physio?
oppa gangnam style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but it was really great to work that woman
That sounds awesome.
the only sad thing is that the woman we helped was happy about the seance and wanted to do one more later
except she died the day after
:') eah it sounds like mythical stuff lmao
A seance is when you talk to ghosts and stuff.
Wow I love ghosts. Let's do a seance.
physiologist, flops
or maybe not lmao
A medium. 👀
Physiotherapist?
Not an osteopath, nope
a witch
You're a wizard, Flappy.
@proper shale ISLO BABY BOO I GOT YOUR POSTCARD THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU SWEET LITTLE THING 😭
IM REALLY GLAD YOU DIDNT SEND ME A BOOBIE MY ROOMMATES THOUGHT IT WAS FOR THEM AT FIRST
YESSSSSS
💞
I REALLY DO YOU SWEET SWEET GIRL 😭
BECAUSE YOURE THE SWEETEST 😤
ICH BIN KEIN ROBOTER
so much caps
I JUST LOVE ISLA A LOT OF
Her enemies and haters?
a point
@opal sequoia this is what I submitted
got 20/100
this would've got me 100/100
I forgot that mod
if the answer was bigger than 1e9 + 7, we had to take the mod out but I fucked up
You're still 100/100 to me though.
And you did a great job.
I'd take off points for bad formatting tbh. 0 spacing between operators. 😔
@sudden panther xD
Thats why I'm not contending at these types of competitions xD
I'd rather take part at music competitions
Berg is my hero. 🤗
yep
@hot cloak nice ^^
berg berg berg
I really like the programming competitions, but I'm not naturally good at them
I gotta practice tons
arrem arrem arrem
Can I meme about your misfortunes?
yea sure
|fewm Berg Flappy
haha stupit 🎃 Spoopy Berg 🎃
ly Bork ❤
Yes sir.
oui oui
@arctic atlas You think that it's bullshit to have a word like "doctor" instead of "male doctor" and "female doctor"? And stuff like that?
Jw.
oh no that's fine
but nowadays people try to come up with neutral terms for things that have always had a specific gender related term
and that's dumb
Oh okay. 😄
Eh. If they want to have new terms, why not? Language prescriptivism is BS anyway.
I was just pointing out that it makes sense to say "German should just have a neutral term for this" but it doesn't make sense to say "we should stop calling a table male because it's sexist".
you're not allowed to say "der Student" because it's "male" which is sexist towards woman so you gotta say "der Studierende" wow
why not just glue "das" instead of "der" onto it and call it a day?
I would still call a woman "der Student"
bacause masculine option still sounds gender-neutral
Would you call male students "die Studentin" too?
No
no that doesn't work
Like, the whole point is pointing out that being male is "default". Which, apparently, is a big deal for not males.
I am not sure I care, but then again I am male, so.
Aren't you familiar with the words Студент/ Студентка. If I remember correctly you do speak Russian or at least Ukranian
Maybe being on receiving end of it matters to people, and then who am I to tell them they are not allowed to care.
I am Ukrainian, so yes.
You can't call a male student Студентка but you can call a female student Студент
interessant
You can't call a male student Студентка
Not with that attitude.
Yeah, I know that. That's how things are, but this does not necessarily mean that's how things should be. Is/ought to difference and all that jazz.
I personally don't see a problem with it. If people do, more power to them, it's not a big deal for me either way so why should I care.
I thought grammatic gender is not necessarily connected to human gender anyway tbh. What with tables and spoons having those and, say, das Mädchen. It's pretty arbitrary either way.
Yeah but the names of nouns is different from grammatical gender, ctu. That's the main point.
I think the line between feminist marasmus and grammar is thick enough
The fact that Student is grammatically masculine isn't the issue. It's that you have Student = male student and Studentin = female student, in terms of what the words mean.
wtf ban bork
@sudden panther
For example in Russian the male word is still used in neutral way, even officially. The same applies to other words referring to profession.
Why don't we change it to default being female? What stops it?
🤷
Like, I don't necessarily propose doing it, but I think a big part of pointing those things out is, well, trying to make people ask a question like this. Why is the male version default and why not make female one default?
I would explain the whole concept of masculinity.. But it's the matter of sociology, I suppose
Sociology and history prolly
Yeah
anthropology
mmhm
Heeyy.
Nice glasses tbh.
Also, hm, whiskers, nice
CUTE
Oh
PATPAT
@dense lynx is that you? :o
It is!
Ohhhhh cute! :3
Aww! Thank ya!
@hot cloak please dont post random weird pictures
@nocturne frost we have currywurst in the mensa today
Where should I start reading some Batman comic books?
I thought it would be cool to go all the way back to the beginning, but those batman comics from the 30s and 40s are just awful
"A weird figure races through the night. It is... The Batman! He swings on his silken rope and sock the racial stereotype's neck breaks!"
Who's that guy next to Pferd??
pferds bitch
That's George Warbleton
Ah so she was right.
She's a Russian spy so Putin made sure all her mail arrives as fast as possible.
mine still hasnt arrived lmao

i did enjoy ^.^
was a nice surprise after a long day 
yo fox wanna hear something stupit
yes
ur not fozon
yes
me
So I get up at 9 am and walk into my lecture at 10. Except I don't recognize anyone and wonder who tf these people are. After getting to the end of the Hörsaal and not recognizing a single person I check my schedule and find out that my lecture was actually at 11. ::::::::::^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Arrem very eager
What was the other lecture about?
not informatik 😱
^
did you stay there
I don't even know, I left and sat in the hallway memeing on my phone.
Aw. 😄
u cant reat potet
@hot cloak yours was sent from Sofia with heckes and she already got hers. Although casco still hasn't got his and that was from Greece so. Although thi got hers from Greece already heh. I hope it arrives :ooo
Next time send two.
guess I'll keep waiting then lol
im just scared it got lost 👀
i bet isla was so broken she didnt have money to buy u a postcard and she just lied

How much do these postcards cost you to send?
I sent foxxo a letter for like $3 and I don't think she got it yet. 😒
no news from family lmao
@hot cloak If I painted you a picture, what would you like the painting to be?
👌
😔
I have a lecture about user interface design and they literally told us to draw random shit in a sketchbook lmao.
oh my GOD
wow when you start doing cs im gonna say it looks awful
youre supposed to be supportive you shit, say it's the most beautiful shitmeme box you've ever seen
Best friend fozon.
I'm absolutely incapable of drawing a line that's both straight and long. :^)
also im going to take Arc's own python course soon ™
just draw lines
a lot of them
first get some sleep tho
Wot Python course?
he made a python course
why learn python
will you say im stupid and it looks awful
when you can learn c++
Or javascript
No because I'm a supportive friend and I'll be super proud of all your cute little programs.
@hot cloak Can you tell me more about it?
@opal sequoia you know i have a wiener dog? i miss her a lot :^( shes a chubby brown-red colored pupper, but i think you saw all photos i sent here
also i like flowers
What Arc's Python course? O_o
@hot cloak I mean Arc's python lessons. But also yes I want to draw her for you but it might take a while since I need to practice a bit.
Do you have any favourite kind of flower?
Even just a type of shape, like wide petally ones, or weird ones, or frilly ones.
idk when ill start
so i said soon tm
maybe on christmas vacation however im planning just to sleep 
maybe on christmas vacation however im planning just to sleep 
😄
ill bully you and make you draw perspective every day
Fine with me tbh.
Ideally I'd like to end this semester and not be totally shit at drawing basic memes. :^)
ideally id like to end this semester
but sure if you hav any questions regarding drawing memes
id lov to help you
tbh it's good that you're learning something like Python
a bit of programming skill can help in any job
how do i become as good as picasso and van gogh and rembrandt and monet and davinci and renoir altogether in one night?
Stop memeing, draw and pray
@sudden panther yo wanna hear smth stupit
Yes
i was in a group and we had divided our tasks, i was however stupit enough to do 80% of the whole project, when i couldve done less and do other hw

it wasnt hard n so on, but i should read hinweise next time

Tbh foxxo think of it this way.
You had a shit experience with a group early.
Now you know to be a bully next time.
to be a bully
LOL
no one bullied me
i bullied myself

my mate said she feels bad
cuz i did everything
stupido fozo
@hot cloak be the meme next and let everyone do the work 
Areno
I'm saying you should bully them. Not that they bullied you.
You can be the boss and tell everyone to do their parts.
“WTF do yer wee wer u wanker”
nah
its about studying
i learnt more than my mate
feelsbadforher
excuses to hide my pain
dank
@opal sequoia abtrünnig
Der Vorfall war das Werk der abtrünnigen Mitglieder. @whole rapids
sie haben getan, was getan werden musste
why do I never get those responses :(
du wirst eine kriegen, wenn du mir einen Satz gibst
I AGVE YOU SO MANY YOU NEVER RESPOND 😭
this is a new feature
ofhahaa oh pferddd :')
Base was first to try out new feature
He tried it on me in case it went wrong and someone died.
yes, Base's life is expendable because he has so many
I feel so much better now thank you base
you cannot be allowed to die yet
uhhuhhhh 🙄
@whole rapids word bidd
@hot cloak jmdm. die Sterne vom Himmel holen 
Ah, you finally changed to your true level.
base you meanie :(
Ja
tfw someones dog wanna smell you but its owner thinks you wont like it and pulls it back

so i wanna go to amsterdam and vienna from munich, ideally by train - or flight if affordable
so you're saying use the deutsche bahn yeah?
and explore my options from there?
@proper shale
Db should/might get you there yes. To Austria look at öbb (the Austrian train service) and the Netherlands one is ns.nl. Idk if these do international ones tho so look around. Flights are probs gonna be around the same price I think if you book far enough in advance and you don't take any hold luggage. Although youd have to check. Google flights is your friend.
isla is so well informed 😍
Seat61.com is also gonna be informative to you so have a look on there to see what he says. I believe you can also email him but I'm not sure.
@Ray#0635
@trail jackal
If you're looking for stuff to do or places to eat I'd recommend lonely planet guide app, TripAdvisor, and also look in airbnb experiences bc you might find something interesting there.
I can recommend airbnb
You'll save some cash if you plan well, and you'll probably see something you wouldn't have otherwise
Nobody thought that gif with the dandelion seeds was interesting?
very interesting babe,it turned us speechless 😉
It was from an article explaining how dandelion seeds fly while staying upright
Sarcasm is always welcome, but seriously now! Science is the bee's knees!
it really is 
Well then here's an even better science gif. This is the radio reflection of the milky way on the surface of the moon
@celest linden
that's fake because the moon is flat
@sudden panther ree please
reeeeeeeeee
@rapid basalt the moon is flat in that picture though 🤔
der Erde ist rund 
die
Its base coming to attack you for your use of 'literally'
its a great word though
i literally love using it literally
Guenhyvar?
Wow, telling people to die just because they don't agree with your views
⭐ for effort
Thanks Euro I'll try harder next time
@sudden panther
@hot cloak @hot cloak @nocturne frost ^ me yesterday 
HAHAH
bc foxxo already tagged him
well, he went to bed at 2am or so
Meirlll
wait, why Sushi is now w/o Level B thing?
she didnt like the colour
Wow so many stars
😦
I like the color, but i like green even more! :3
This is literally what we wanted to prevent.
Petition to make learning German gray.
rofl
Just you laugh gray boy.
how about make it mandatory for people to display their skill to the best of their knowlege
:P
entrance exam?
nah, self-assesment is fine
just make the bot like
delete more and more messages (approaching 100% asymptotically, based on total message count on the server) if the person doesn’t have one of the skill roles
sth like 1-exp(-messageCount/1000)
at 100 messages written, 1/10th of the messages will be randomly removed
25% at 287
50% at 700
90% at 2300
and hecke would get all but 4×10^-15 % of his messages removed
sorry
ofc the bot commands for role assignment remain possible
his
Lel
make the bot delete messages
jfc Sasha why
cause I’m evil / want to know the level of other people :P
just assign people as A by default
(It's "her" in this case btw)
no, hecke is a hegirl
Here's a better solution: If the person has no level role, make Botty DM them every 30 minutes, using the TTS command, asking them to assign themselves a role
Dunno if it's possible but hey
Is there an argument for why not having a role shouldn't be allowed?
Well, aside from degrading the meaning of the other roles
But honestly, that's nothing to worry about!
Make a new role called #defiantdelinquents
@subtle lion hey jun, i read about your situation in #questions
Two months really is like almost nothing at all, it’s totally normal that you’re not fluent yet, it usually takes at least a year of intensive studying to reach fluency. Don’t listen to your cousins, i guess you’re vietnamese, right? (Guessing by the nail shop) most vn people in germany aren’t fluent either at all, even tho they have lived there for years
That is sadly the case with a lot of learners who settle down in foreign countries. Once they've reached a certain level where most people can understand them, they stop working on improving their skillset
Me. 
👀
@hot cloak yeah oxi, i think you should start working on your german again 😒
I didnt settle down in a foreign country though :^))
Doch 
I suppose NRW is quite far away from home 
NRW is a strange land where I can understand only 50% of people
even if the other half are saying the same sentence
Oh wow
Dat is doch jarnit so schwer zu verstonn
Watt wills do
Me but everywhere pferdo lol
bitte aufhören
Watt wellste maache
Hallo!
hallo
I did not figure that the moderators would so fluidly cross between chat-rooms.
theyre used to it :')
So, do we have a wide range of nationalities here?
ye
quite a wide range, but most of the regulars are from European countries
All united in our quest to learn German.
we have Brazilian Eindringlinge yeh
Australia represent
🇬🇧
Australia is the same category as Bielefeld tho - non-existent 
no, it is just upside down
SEA gang is almost nonextistent here IIRC.
Mein ganzes Leben ist ne Lüge
An Australian I know informed me that Oz isn't a real country and its population is made up of paid actors.
Australia is a lie, like the pferd
and emus
@rich hatch we have a few vietnamese here afaik
Ah, did not recall those.
I also rep SEA
They lost a war to a flock of Emus well-versed in anti-machine-gun warfare.
actual footage of Australia:
Oh, my bad trish!
was someone being chased when they made that name
wait, trish, where are you from? 😅
Indo moved to straya
ah
@hot cloak cuz your german js too good
As a Brit, Australia is a no-go to me.
why, it's no longer a prison any more, safe to go to
don't worry dude, climate change will bring the heat to you
no suzu
because people lidorally speak hochdeutsch in aachen
because of stupido students

lol
@gilded grove only if done in German
Come to bayern, foxxie 
What's a good way to stay motivated to learn when you don't have lessons?
consistent goals everyday
do fun things like watch movies, videos
'read 5 pages' 'watch 1 video'
'watch 20 minutes of a movie'
some little things you can build up into habits
once theyre habits its harder tobreak them
I like the goals idea
ah nothing more relaxing than a movie on one screen and speed typing into dict.cc in another
lol
why not use english subtitles first
not good imo, just end up reading english
you dont need to understand every word, you enjoy the movie tbh
yeah but I want to
i started watching english films with german subtitles > english films with english subs > english films without subs
if you wanna know some word, you could go back to the subtitels transcripts later?
doesnt work for everybody, cyno
oh and also, some films don't have eng subtitles
Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache!
@hot cloak I have a job, but im really impatient with saving, (i spend alot of money on food xD)
ahh
i used to be like that
but now i spend jack shit
i meal prep food every 2 weeks
i spend 4hrs making like 40 lttle plastic containers of food
like spaghetti bolognaise, pasta bake, butter chicken curry, sate chcken curry
then put them all in the freezer
and just microwave them when i am hungry
please dont make me hungry now at 2 am xD
That's a very German thing to say
du Otto?
Mhm
😔
@short sierra very mild insult
Otto refers to the German comedian Otto Waalkes. It's mostly used as a mild insult, as Directing already said
Correct. In addition to that Waalkes never portrayed himself as a dominant person in his plays
I'd use "Opfer" as synonym in that case
fun fact: one of my old teachers went to school with otto waalkes 
Since your teacher went to school with Otto Waalkes and you went to school with your teacher then we can conclude that you went to school with Otto Waalkes. qwik deduction
maybe i am Otto Waalkes
omg arrenk so smart
Well one could argue that Otto Waalkes went to school with Otto Waalkes. So if you went to school with Otto Waalkes and Otto Waalkes went to school with Otto Waalkes then the only reasonable conclusion is that you are indeed Otto Waalkes, Mr. Otto Waalkes.
Otto waalkes into the room... what have we learned ... i cannot speak english
you memed*
Yes, I did
😔
I love cardio
I can't fathom anyone loving cardio. Like, in my mind I can only imagine people being extremely tolerant of it.
Cardio is cool
Eating and sleeping.
The makings of a good time, my dude
I love cardiou
The first word in the list already has a typo
"Restmülltütenverschlusssicherundsdraht" is wrong. Correct would be "RestmülltütenverschlusssicherunGsdraht"
@high ferry And? What about Scots? Scottisch is a dialect of English isn't it?
Here you can read about Scots, in Scots: https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_leid
Do you consider it separate language?
When I read it, it feels like "English written with an Irish accent"
I suppose it's comparable to Norwegian/Dutch/Swedish or Russian/Ukrainian/Belarusian or Slovak/Czech or etc
Then I can say "Swiss is the easiest second language for German native speakers. "
Russian and Belarusian are as different as Hochdeusch and Schweizerdeutsch to be honest
I suppose there's a fine line between languages and dialects
scots has a lot of variation
I’ve met a speaker from around Falkirk who was entirely unintelligible
and he’d been documenting his speech for a while and it’s pretty damn divergent
Picked a random article:
There ar approximately 600 million passenger caurs warldwide (roughly ane caur per eleven fowk). Around the warld, there wur aboot 806 million caurs an licht trucks on the road in 2007; they burn ower 1 billion m³ (260 billion US gallons) o petrol/petrol an diesel fuel yearly. The numbers ar increasin rapidly, especially in Cheenae an Indie.```
from what I’ve seen, the kinds of scots that have most representation online are the “mild” versions
that is, like in the text above, ones which could basically be called English with a few twists
but not all Scots is like this
Here's one about the planet Jupiter:
Jupiter is the fift planet frae the Sun an the lairgest planet in the Solar Seestem... The planet wis kent bi astronomers o auncient times,[1] an wis associatit wi the meethology an releegious beliefs o mony culturs.
The word "kent" is pretty interesting.
looks like cognate with German kennen
English "know" is also a cognate of "kennen" 
Roushie... offeecially kent as the Roushie Federation is a kintra on the Asie an Europe continent.
Up til tha 15t yeirhunder Scottis (modren furm Scots) wis the name o "Gaelic", the Celtic leid o th' aunshint Scots.
I wonder what "yeirhunder" could be; that doesn't look English
"kintra" for "country" is interesting
Yeah Scots looks really English, but it has German cognates here and there.
yea, wiktionary says kennen is from kannijaną, causative of kunnaną, know from knēaną
those are ultimately from the same PIE stem
but distinct PGmc verbs
Could it fit the definition "a bridge between German and English" even better than Dutch?
Lol
Frisian?
Another similarity to German: Verbs o motion micht be drappit afore aen adverb or adverb phrases o motion Ah'm awa til ma bed, That's me awa hame, Ah'll intil tha hoose an see him.
Partecipils gaes til tha end o tha clause mair aften than in Inglis whaur chynge o state is impleid (pairtéculair in Ulster): He's awfu auld gettin, Ah hae ma siller chynged.
@hot cloak
like in general terms, you have something like a “distance from English” (based on historical relationship):
English - Scots - Frisian - Low German
i see!
TL;DR, speak English with a Scottish accent; every now and then say a German word with an Scottish accent, and every now and then use a German word order or Grammatical quirk, and just like that you're speaking Scots.
should be easy for me then as a native of Scotland
Bist du denn etwa ein Schotte?
jawohl
Hörst du jemals diese Sprache?
nie, ich habe sie aber in alten Büchern gelesen
Ah, we're talking recording quality?
The cheaper alternative is talking into the mic from an angle, so the P's aren't as pronounced
XD
Thats a long phone screen
I'm selling my 35inch long phone if you're interested, @midnight birch?
omg 😂
shipping might cost a lot but honestly, you'd be the only person with a 3 foot phone
only issue is finding pants with long enough pockets 😒
LOL
lol
Ban callu
ban callu
Callu bitte bannieren!
Sorry, I didn't hear you.
@nocturne frost we only have to write one cv today as a hw and this is what my classmate said

“nach dem kurs habe ich gegessen und geschält .
jetzt habe ich aufgestanden 🤗
Und es gibt heute zwei Fußballspiele
Ich glaube , dass ich dies Website ( Lebenslauf.de ) benutzen werde 😁
Das ist sehr schnell 😂😂😂😂”
Same, i have no focking idea why he’s even taking the course
How is that a cv?
wdym
What do you mean by cv?
CV is misleading because it's usually used for curriculum vitae
unless you actually meant that, in that case I'd be even more confused
lebenslauf = cv, oder?
wow bad suzu making fun of learners
smh
more like not-learners 
A CV is a resume, like, you list your past jobs, your skills, your education, etc.
The thing that guy wrote is like a diary.
Ok, once again: Today we have to write one cv as a homework and one guy in our class said:
"Today after the lesson, i just went home, got food, took a nap and now i woke up. There are two football matches tho so i guess ill just get a cv from website name, this is really fast"
TLDR: hes not gonna do the focking CV himself
Take a screenshot, print it out and show it to your teacher ::::::::^^^^^^^^^^))))))))))
Oh I get it.
sure arrem
Idk, I think it's fair if you don't want to write a lame fake cv. That would suck.
you missed the worst
they're basically normal again
basically new mods -> too much bright red -> endless bickering about the colors
and now we're here
they were not worst or even bad tbh
I'm happy to have my nice yellow back is all
fair nuff
Native German is now gray.
yay
Blöde Frage: How do I type the umlauted vowels on a Windows PC? I'm tired of googling the characters and copying/pasting.
If you have a US keyboard you can use the US international keyboard to type them.
Alles klar! Danke schön!
@livid sluice Please stop filling up #questions with random chatter and "jokes". Those should stay in #general and #general-2
What
Is it actually a problem? Because usually I use #questions pretty productively
Yeah usually.
You should generally try to avoid it.
He's not telling you to not use the channel
Yes, you can use it for learning purposes. Just try to keep the non-learning stuff out of that channel.
There are plenty of channels where you can chat casually, after all.
^
Okay I'll try to keep this in mind....
Hm. Okay I reflected a little bit and I think I generally come from a background where 'chatter' is part of the learning process, because it makes it more relaxed and easier for people to accept criticism. I never really considered why or how often I did this. But I understand that multiple people have been bothered by this, so I'll seriously try to be more aware of it and move to appropriate channels as needed. Additionally, I would warmly appreciate it if users could approach me privately if something bothers them, because it's a bit shocking to suddenly get a unexpected public notice from a mod. I really appreciate working here and learning from you all and I'll try to respect this privilege. Thanks for the feedback
Don't think of it as a public notice from a mod or anything like that. I just noticed that you were beginning conversations a few times in that channel and thought you might not know that we try to keep certain channels clean so that people can ask questions without too much random conversation in between.
As an example, which conversation did I start today? (asking to learn, not be combative)
Base it's probably because you're red so it can feel like being pulled over by the police than getting a reminder
^
tbf, Vin, you can always ask questions inbetween chatter in here
A nice pm would be perfect
thing is, public notices also remind others of the rules
I feel out of place suggesting how the mods run their server
But personally as a user and a moderator myself, for something like this I'd do a gentle, casual personal pm and a general public notice without any tagging
Feel free to DM me about it if you want.
I mean I already said it in the channel but nobody cared soooo xD
You guys seen this yet? https://youtu.be/LNkmwrTjKuo
This system is used to reduce extreme heat and energy generated by a rocket launch.🚀 On Oct. 15, 2018, the Ignition Overpressure Protection and Sound Suppres...
@fossil nova VC
❤
This page will teach you how to pronounce 'the' in English. When do we say 'thuh' and when do we say 'thee'? Pronunciation for learners of English.
hmm
hmm
@proper shale bazinga
@fossil nova boyzoingken
wut
wut
Is it me or is everyone talking nonsense in all channels for the past few hours
hm cheep cheep chakaroo @hot cloak
Ja
you way wat
это
Does your old English interest includes the poetry? @pallid kelp
not specifically
Oh. I've only heard alysoun in olde English spoken
und keiner sagt was zur Wanne?
Sie hat doch einfach f mit langem s verwechselt
Zumindest habe ich gerade "Wanne" und "Kamm" gelernt
Ist "Kämme" der Plural von "Kamm"?
Und wird es.. hmmm... nicht nur als Plural benutzt?
ja
Und wird es.. hmmm... nicht nur als Plural benutzt?
nein 😄
@sturdy shadow @fading socket what we do when tomorrow
Like, 5 to 6 ish i pick yall up?
Should i reserve a table at the korean place for 7?
sounds good
i think i'll just stay in Cologne then so i can come to whatever place we meet then
was ist die treffpunkt
I'll pay when I'm actually employed and can afford it
currently I feel no guilt since German bureaucracy is the reason I've been unemployed for so long
fucking anmeldung
u doing an actual IRL meeting?
is this financially sensible? in switzerland, the fees for schwarzfahren are more expensive than just buying a ticket
like you'd have to take at least idk, 40 trips without getting caught
for it to be worth it
in berlin its 60€ if you get caught but i only ever get kontrolliert like once every half a year
here its like 80 to 100 for first offence
it's the same in köln actually
and they ramp it up to like 1000 I think, in case of repeat
wow
I did the math and short journey tickets are like €1.80
so about 40 to warrant dodging
but
I've not seen a single inspector
I see workers plenty
even on the trams
but not a single check
tho I forgot to buy a ticket and got caught several times and never paid more than 120 or so
how often do you get kontrolliert @radiant matrix
also you have to keep in mind
there's some advantages of being a foreigner
even though most Germans speak perfect English
@fading socket i guess it depends on what areas you travel in berlin, my way to school p much never has any inspector
they aren't necessarily confident in it
so one time I was going to Hamburg and bought a ticket for a train but missed it
ticket checker gets on to me
"This is the wrong time"
in austria they sometimes block the exit lol
I just stare at them with a blank face and blink
lol
they eventually give up even though their explanation was in perfect English
depends
on intercity trains: always
on regional trains: often
on city busses: extremely irregularly but maybe once a month?
on night busses: (have to show ticket to enter)
on the late night regional bus+train: took it on my commute for 9 months and never got controlled
I only use trams generally
I've not seen a single person check in Köln even though I see the tram workers ride with me all the time
i absolutely never saw an inspector in a tram (or a bus) in my life
oh and
on trams: not yet
on the funicular that goes up to my school: like once a semester
(Standseilbahn)
yes
i want
even the locals here tell me forget about it if I'm in a hurry to get on a tram
i want seilbahns to replace the sbahn
so that says a lot
also I mostly use trams on dead hours
and nobody wants to check tickets at 3am lmao
I genuinely do want to pay but I'm short on money until I get my tax ID for work so
better risking it
Standseil
aso
two cars, connected by a rope
aw, thats not as seilbahny as i expected, still cool tho
haha
it's pulled by a rope so it's a seilbahn
lol
eine andere Seilbahn wird ja auch Gondel genannt, nicht
naja bei euch Flachländlern xD
na, zürich ist für meine Verhältnisse flach
aber nicht für deutsche Verhältnisse xD
du bist doch Österreicher
ja und?
was interessieren dich dann deutsche verhältnisse?
lol
xD
und wir haben dann noch einen Schritt weiter die Niederländer, die sich in der bergigen Eifel ihren Altersruhesitz suchen
Für was ist dieser Kanal?
"bis zu 746,9 m " wow
und dann kommt atlantis
Dabei wär der Meeresboden so schön uneben
um nicht #general zu stören @eager sail
(oder andere Kanäle)
Uh danke schön
@fading socket @twilit garden korean is a no
And ask for Korean food.
Burger place then?
@sturdy shadow @fading socket What Burger place again -Jimmy something? And when/where do we meet?
Freddy Schilling – die Hamburger Manufaktur in Köln! Beste Burger aus nachhaltig erzeugten Zutaten.
Beinahe
Gegen 6 in der Burger Manufaktur?
Which one would ve easier to reach for yall?
I‘ll be spending my day in the Innenstadt so either one is equally accesible for me
What place is easier for you to find a parking spot?
Idk
Just each choose at random and see if you get lucky.
Studententicket FTW 
Hallo Leute, wer von euch hat die DSH Prüfung gemacht. könntet ihr mir ein Buch für DSH empfehlen?
Ill find a spot dont worry
okay fully recovered
That accidental trip to Langenfeld last night was not good tho
And yeah either work
there was a train but I had to wait an hour
when I looked at my cab app it was saying €73 for a 23 minute drive
idk why it was so expensive
Freddy Schilling - Die Hamburger Manufaktur
Eigelstein 147, 50668 Köln
0221 16894447
https://goo.gl/maps/bCmevvF3bpB2
Lets meet at thid one
@fading socket @twilit garden ill head out at like 4:45 which means ill be in kölle by about 6 if traffic isnt a bitch
ight will leave around 5:30 since it only takes my tram 20 mins to get there
👌
cuties
I‘m in front of it now 👌
Odd. I can't see you.
I expected parking to be more expensive tbh
share pics of your lovely evening uwu
1.20€ per hour and you pay per minute, not per hour that began
progressive country germany
Will be there any minute now. Look for a dude with birds on his jacket.
@nocturne frost 'Der oberste Chef der katholischen Kirche in der ganzen Welt ist der Papst.'
THE FINAL BOSS

its in this article, the formulation is so funny lol https://www.nachrichtenleicht.de/naumburger-dom-ist-welt-erbe.2045.de.html?dram:article_id=431452
der oberste chef != the final boss btw
i know, it just sounded memey
fewm @hot cloak @arctic atlas
haha stupit 🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇
haha stupit Nobody
no u
Thanks, you deserve it.
Mm, you know what? I'll turn on my laptop and do some snek
Goooood
@twilit garden @fading socket rember how i said my bro picked up football again and how he got better after his shoulder surgery?
ye
Well here I am at a Notaufnahme again
rip
His shoulder popped out during sprints
@sudden panther no u
Oof
AWW @proper shale ❤
@fossil nova no u ❤
P goot hbuhbu
y not grammo lessan
10 grams is one Graham Norton
and 20 Graham Nortons is a glass of white wine
Grammar lesson today? Count me innn
I thought it was reading, not grammar lesson.
Oh nuu no read >n<
yes read
im gona read
and you will too
@rugged plaza and you
and @regal lantern will
and itll be big fun and big leraning to make our brains bikker
flapo u gota read
Nice nickname.
not as nice as u 😩
wow bes fren 
yes
@ocean robin will read!
and itll be great
hope I'll be back home in time to participate
r u telling it me or flopso?
i mean, it applies to both
huh
gj Egglo!!
I'm gonna read?!
when is it?
Yay
Won't even tell me when it is guess I'm gonna have to miss it 😒
No won't read :<
Um no I'm cooking then @proper shale
Flapo why not read :<<<<
me shy
"Oh yay lesson count me in. Except I won't actually participate." 
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GRAMMAR LESSON TT
Meh.
As an ex shy person I can safely say that life gets so much better when you realize that no one really gives a shit about you and stop worrying about what other people think. 
@sudden panther you suck xDD
Haha yeah but not as much as you. xDDD
:^((((
It's ok don't cry, I'll call an ambulance for you to take care of that 🤢S🤢I🤢C🤢K🤢 🔥B🔥U🔥R🔥N🔥
You should have seen me as a kid. I was really dumb, smallsmall brain 0 bik.
@arctic atlas süro, kannst du ein Geheimnis bewahren? 
Ja, das kann ich, Suzu. Und bitte nenn mich nicht Süro, mein Name ist Orenk.
flüstert du stinkst @sudden panther
Oh Arrem that's easier said than done 
Naaaa potat :3
its super easy, you just stop being shy and thats it
smh
Ziemlich gut, ich habe heute bis jetzt nur deutsch gelernt und du? :D
Lol
🙄 meh
Ich wünschte, ich könnte genau das tun, aber ich musste Hausaufgaben machen, statt Deutsch zu lernen ://
Des is owa koa Geheimnis Suzu, des hob i scho ollawei gwusst.
you can start by not being scared of me, flaps
Meine deutsche Hausaufgaben sind echt dumm, sie brauchen ziemlich viel Zeit aber ich habe nur ein paar Wörter gelernt lol
Flops translate my sentence to German.
n o
A1 it is.
Du bist zu grauenhaft, es ist nicht möglich, keine Angst vor dir zu haben



