#general-2
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been a bad girl
i know i am
and i'm so hot
i need a fan
don't wanna boy
i need a man
lol
jesus Potat 😂
hahahaha no I'm impressed
it was very odd for me to say i'm a bad girl but uhhh
They are so beautiful I cry every time I see them
Ye forget about Twice
blocked
wut
No choose one!
🙄
Blackpink is too good
You are not a true Blink
:(
Who's your bias?
Hmm
I would probably say Lisa because of how much of a dork she can be haha
tru maknae
But I like them all!
I liked Jennie at first, too, actually.
They are all so adorable
hahahah I like Rose's Aussie accent too
yesssss
Rosé seems to have a pretty chill personality
Also I didn't realise how well Lisa can sing?!
in Forever Young I thing she takes a chorus or smth
and it's really good.
I didn't really like that song for some reason
hmm
Will have a listen again
For me it was a disappointment at first
Now I kinda like it
I think there's one bit of the melody which is really sweet to me
Ohh yes Lisa sings!
But she's like really good lol
Also the fact she speaks four languages is kinda like
well I'm a little jealous haha
You speak a couple languages too!
Haha
And her dance moves😭
Just English and some German
lol
My German ain't perfect
But uhhh
Yes
Lisa is muy good
I think your German's pretty good
I love how you always try to make your English grammar perfect lol
In what way?
You're very conscious of the punctuations, the British and American spellings and just grammar in general
Oh haha
I guess so?
I love English at school so I guess that factors into it; it has, for example, fuelled my love for semi-colons and more complex/obfuscatory grammar.
[jk i wouldn't normally write like that dw]
i'mma fall in love baby
you can finna catch me
HmmM?
Wait I haven't listened in a while
Do you have 3 minutes rn?
I like the song a lot! I feel like it's very out of place compared to other Blackpink songs and not as unique as some of their other songs.
Yes, I do :)
I'm listening to the song rn haha
Let's listen to it together
I wonder if the bots working
I wonder too hmm
The bot is always working, yesterday's disturbance was caused by discord itself
@hot cloak Yes, is that weird?
Tell me what is not weird about Australia. 
Suu, why do you think guys love drama lol
I think everybody loves drama tbh
Depends who it affects tbh
*everybody loves drama when it’s not about them
Some people love having drama too i think
The latter sounds p sadistic imo
But I getchu
I was serious tho
I feel like some people can’t live when there’s no drama in their life
Like, they seek out drama
Don't you have sprays for some specific bugs?
I’m not sure, we don’t use any bug sprays at home
I was a spray for the bugs that bite you in forests
But it’s not that common here i guess
But i was asking cuz i heard that the spider spray is common only in some parts of Australia
Icic
morning
Hello. ❤
Anyone with a yellow name should be a fluent speaker
ah ok
Anyone with a yellow name is a native speaker. People with blue names are also fluent speakers but not native speakers.
The moderators are also all native/fluent speakers.
also @hot cloak second question dialects
going here cause topic moved on
not speaking swiss gemran is not going to be an academic obstacle
it can be a social obstacle though
in particular, I would like to recommend anyone going to switzerland to try and get used to hearing and understanding it asap
@radiant matrix Oh I see. Thank you very much, it’s appreciated.
TU Wien 2017-2018 winter semester: 1 October 2017 – 25 January 2018
TU Wien 2018 summer semester: 1 March 2018 – 30 June 2018
These semesters are such that they have upsides and downsides.
Upside: Cheap flights because I can fly off of the school seasons.
Downside: I can't visit my family for Christmas and stuff.
Kind of interesting dates
don't coincide with typical secondary schools at all
@hot cloak they have Christmas break where you can visit family I think it's around a month
o fock I'm dumb I saw semester dates and forgot they might also have semester breaks lol
I assumed it was wall to wall
lol
that's a relief
Lol no and you also get like 3 months summer break
A month in easter
I think there's more too but idk ask arrem for more info
my dad said if you have to miss a day or two in uni it's not a big deal especially if you can get the lectures online too
obviously a week or more is a very bad idea
but a day or two here and there isn't that bad
Yeah it's nothing like high school so dw lol
But the hols are p generous
So idek if youd have to miss much
yeah true
Stupit stupit
achso danke schön!!
@sudden panther also how much does the semester fee go up to if you include the travel pass thing
I'm pricing this all out for my dad
Student ticket is 75€/semester if you say Vienna's your Hauptwohnsitz which you absolutely should do. 
Okay will do. So €75 includes the before mentioned €19.70 too?
or is that on top of the €75
On top you silly goose. They're independent from each other. Though you obviously have to be signed up as a student if you want a student ticket.
oh ok I see
@sudden panther what dya mean?
i meen u should do sciense or ur dogger is ded
@sudden panther what train ticket do I get and how much does it cost
You come into the country. You have to say "henlo im here". On the paper wot sez "henlo im here" dere r 2 boxes. "henlo im here nd dis is my primary place of residence" nd "henlo im here but dis is not my primary place of residence". 2nd box is synonymous with "hey idm paying twice as much for the train ticket lmao", so ye'd be sille 2 tick dat one ye.
Okay thanks
yw yw go do science
I'm doing German
Wow, expert Austrian tips from Arrem. 👌
Wer will deutsch sprechen?
Ich will deutsch sprechen.
mein Skype: jvidaurre7@gmail.com
does anyone know what this clothing style is called?
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better than "2000s rapper"
it's so funny
I think the common term for it is the american shaq
Ohhhh another question:
does this tongue twister make sense?
fly fishing flying fish fleeing flies fly from flying fly fishing fish fishing for flying fish
what
not rly
It makes grammatical sense, I think
Like, Flying fish angling flies running away from flies fly from others of the same because they're flying fish?
It makes sense.
but why are flying fish fleeing flies
grammatically it makes sense I guess
I dunno if it's really a tongue twister though
Woodchucks chucking wood doesn't make sense either.
I'll look forward to hearing you say it three times fast next time we're in VC. @whole rapids
morning
@opal sequoia das wäre ein Kinderspiel
My parents have just voiced their personal preference that I stay in Ireland for undergraduate at least. I didn't understand the point they were trying to make though. They said: "What if you got sick? We'd be on the other side of Europe and what would you do then?" To which I said that I'd be an adult either way and would have to pay health insurance regardless of whether I was in Germany/Austria or Ireland. Then they said that I would be way too young, to which I said that I would almost be 19 in all likelihood. Another issue that my father brought to attention was that he was afraid I would go away and be easily led to do things I wouldn't like, but in my view I wouldn't anyway and even if I somehow did it would be no different here after all.
They did however just say it was their view, which is probably pretty normal. I don't know.
they're worried, they're expressing it. All you can do is what you've already done and explain to them you'll have it planned, and you've already thought about it
Yeah, just keep telling them that anything that would happen in Germany would also happen in Ireland so it's irrelevant.
and that you WILL come home for christmas
actually in my pricing document I made I included 3 return flights per year in the pricing
in the summer I can come home for like 7 weeks
well summer-autumn transition time
xD
and if you needed to get home, it is only a 2 hour flight
I do appreciate it that they only say it's an opinion though
at least they've said that, and I hope they don't think that will deter me
oh yeah, sounds like they just needed to get stuff off their chest
when I replied about the health insurance they just stayed silent
you can talk about stuff without fighting or arguing and thats amazing for such a hard topic
Yeah, I've been reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie and it's already taught me a bit
You can also explain something about how the difference between when you start and finish undergrad is barely anything. You're not going to become super independent and worldly and invincible in a couple of years.
Like you're almost as much an adult at 19 as you will be at 25 or so.
I think that with what they want me to do I won't probably get the full international student experience because most postgrad degrees are taught in English
Eh, you shouldn't worry about that though.
Your degree isn't to teach you German. It's to learn whatever your degree is.
Yeah.
if you're learning something in a foreign country at least make sure it interests you
Yeah, will do. I think that my parents will let me do what I want if I make it super clear it's what I want to do. Which it is. I really want to experience mainly living in a foreign country for some years, because I think with that you gain a much much greater insight than a tourist. You get a different experience away from home, and it adds the icing to the cake of college imo.
"Like you're almost as much an adult at 19 as you will be at 25 or so."
I'm not sure this is true for most people
@sudden panther how does health insurance work in Austria? How much does it cost?
at 23 i am, okay, still a moron, but more self-sufficient one
well yeah some people grow up a lot in college but it doesn't change everything
To be honest it feels bad not to go with what my parents want all the time. I know that's probably a part of becoming an adult, but something about it feels like I'm going against what I've known up to this point.
Oh, you guys misunderstand what I meant.
I meant from the parents perspective, there's not going to be a huge difference between those times.
In respect to how overprotective they're being about it.
Or another way to put it: they're just prolonging the inevitable.
And only by a few years.
I know my parents want to the best for me and it makes me feel like going to study abroad is the worst for me, but it's still just something I want to do.
aint nothing wrong with that. The important thing is you're all still on good terms talking about it
We are.
My parents wouldn't ever straight up deny me anything, at least. I really appreciate them for that.
But it's like their kindness is what makes it a bit harder or something.
Are you the first chick to leave their nest?
@whole rapids Yes
tbh I just don't know what to do now, I know that I would rather go abroad and would likely gain more from it that way, but it's not the easy option.
I've been thinking so much about it that I even posted an anonymous quora question on it
lol
Id have loved to have the courage to study uni abroad right after school, it may not be easy but it would be an amazing experience
You won't really have this opportunity again. Just do it.
Yupyup
You can always settle back in Ireland
so I will go against my father's preferences, but I think it will be worth it
I plan to settle back there someday
Becoming fluent or close enough is a large advantage for the future too
my dad just wants me to keep it simple I think and do an undergrad in Ireland and then do whatever travelling or masters or whatever afterwards, but I just.. I just think that undergrad abroad would be a good idea
Masters too stressful, id say it's better at home where you're comfortable
But eh what do i know
They probably just had this idea for years that you would be in uni in ireland, give them a bit, but don't stir from your objective
To be honest, I think about what they say sometimes and think that they're right and then other times I just think that I have no interest
You might be overthinking again. You seem to love the idea of uni abroad, so think enough to understand their perspective but not enough that you're indecisive
I don't actually know why I don't want to study in Ireland, I'm sure it would be a big change regardless, but I just think I want to do something different. I've seen and experienced Ireland for almost 18 years and though college would be different, it would at the end of the day just be going to a bigger place with parties and drinks and fast food. Abroad is just a completely new experience, which excites me.
And yeah, you're still going to a really big school with the same stuff, but there is more.
More to explore
I think I will still go abroad, Erin
@hot cloak i lov your dog and the socks whrre did you buy them I've always wanted socks like those
H&M
Null you do have the best dog and socks
Frey out to kill all feet wear
yeah lmao, she somehow carried my garden shoes all the way to the living room
I wrapped her in a cold towel for now
Dawww warm puppyyy
ye its 32C here
Around that here too ;_;
;_;7
@exotic mesa You're in Germany now right?
in this part of Ireland it's mostly overcast and miserable
aww pupper
Clouds and heat makes no sense in Ireland
oh my gooooood nully you have such superb taste in socks can i pay you to buy me the same socks as you
im lov these socks
Meine Lieblingssocken
TOTORO
my friend sent me ugly christmas socks i am happy
@timber glade lol chica
oh no did i say something weird
nah im just humbled 
sure
YAYYY
im thinking of getting these
I LOVE THE SHARK ONES
im currently washing a few but I can show them later tonight if you guys still wanna see my collection lol
MAKE A WHOLE FREYA OUTFIT.
nully i love your taste in socks 😭
❤
Nice 🤕 hecking cow.
I WANNA SEE THE COLLECTION
@hot cloak Please pet Freya :dog: :heart:
Oxis socks collection are my newfound ambitions
nice I doxxed my dad
such a good baby 😭
Nice dad nerd.
That third pic is the cutest shit ever.
yeah thats how hecke used to be
car -> minutes after we got home
It’s like looking at hecke’s baby pics
So happy
So when are you bringing her to Vienna?
So cute
no idea lmao
I stroked her the whole way back because she was a bit scared at first
im guessing shes never been in a car
Dawwww
AWWWW BABY'S FIRST CAR RIDE
I wanted her to stand still for a sec but she thought my phone was a treat or something equally nice
8 week old puppy
im guessing shes never been in a car
lmao
MY BUNNIES ARE THE SAME
Boring socks.
I think theyre slipperd
im guessing shes never been in a car
not sure if the breeder took her to the vet once or so
we should all gift socks to nully
yes please
so he can take awesome freya pics
EU 42
I love socks as presents
When you come to Vienna I'm buying you these.
lmfao
Why not both
Or maybe its first come first served
he already promised schnitzel
True
poor arrem's money
Schnitzel and socks
brb coming to vienna every day
Only sandals are missing
ok question if we start a gofundme to custom make these, would you wear them @hot cloak?
😂
OMG THE KNORR AND MAGGI CUBES GOT ME
@sudden panther absolutely, ive worn worse
Inb4 announcements
We've announced worse.
LETS DO IT PLS
Pls let wormic announce this 
@sudden panther btw pizza with ham and mushrooms is the best 👌
NULLY YOU'RE A
there they are
GOD
Omg im so jealous
🙊
THIS IS MY LIFEGOAL FROM NOW ON
Is this how you won freya over
I particularly like the parrots
nully tell your socks I love them
Me too erin
drawer full of unicolor black socks. fight me
Also the eggs and the chinese meow thing
CHINESE MEOW THING
my socks love you too, chica
I remember there were also avocado socks, but oxi doesn’t have them
yeah, I gave them to hecke
I also bough her pasta ones
OH
OHHHH
PASTA SOCKS
Omg!!
As you wish Soo.
nully best boyfreind 😭
Does hecke have the same foot size?
Im so jealous
You forgot the @everyone ping
pls @/everyone
Damn. Worst meme.
Yeah disappointed
Though my boyfriend brings home crossants after work to show me his love
You can tell him to bring both croissants and socks
@hot cloak I LOVE UR PARROT SOCKS OMG
I should
aww
Wormic writes xd????
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421763500483018753/461833988147773441/IMG_20180628_120252.jpg
these are the ones I got hecke
Croissant-stuffed socks. Mmm.
CROISSANT SOCKS
Suishi!!!
Rofl
SUSHI SOCKS
Wormic irl
DIE SOCKE ADELT DEN MANN
FJFSKDFJKSG
Omg
I now know what to buy for Nully and Hecke if ever i meet them
id be very happy to receive socks
ahhh theyre kinda expensive aaaaaaa crying
THEY'RE IN NUREMBERG
NICK SUGGESTED WE GO THERE SOMETIME AJSKADFJSKSDNVJWE @nocturne frost
expensive but good
nice nice nice
fusseln die?
IDK HOW TO SAY THIS IN ENGLISH
DO THEY LOSE A LOT OF FIBERS
AND THENS TICK TO YOUR FEET
cause I have that problem
sweaty feet 😭
like, better than regular socks too
AND SO STYLISH
yes and everyone wants to be friends with me because of it 😎 💁
yw :^)
AAAAAAAAA
awww
aa :^(
cute
oh no my aaaas get deleted :^(
the spam filter hates you
you think you'd be happy, with enough socks to wear a different one every month
but the addiction never goes
@timber glade I love you too I'll scream irl to make up for it
you need one for every day of the year
LMFAO NOT HAVING TO DO YOUR SOCK WASHING FOR A YEAR
just a wardrobe atm
one can always dream
and a dedicated washing machine which you use once a year to wash all 730 of your socks simultaneously
No don't bother washing them!!!!
You'll defluff them
Just throw them out and buy a new 365.25 pairs
I'm weak for good sockd
Typical Scottish
Callum ur a good sock
good grief that was a lot of food. five people barely made a dent in this
Maximum decadence is what it was. I eat meat because it tastes great, but seeing that made me wonder; how many dead animals does this really consist of?
I've been feeling guilty about eating meat for over a year now. It may be time to make a change
sock?
Sock.
idk if this is indicative of German universities in general, but damn I got a response back so quickly forwarding my question to the right people like A+++
honestly I expected to never receive an email at all XD
Du
👍
kms thought it was Antarctica
lmao its obviously africa stupit
kekek yes
Wer feiert hier alle Fastenabend?
Ich kann selbst nicht warten auf das kalte Wetter
Nun ist es viel zu Heiß
today was weird because i was having a coffee in the top floor of a shopping centre when i heard a bang from ground floor and then alarms went off saying evacuation may be necessary... and then a few minutes later, a guy came into the shop and told us all we had to leave the centre >_>
luckily i think it was a false alarm and the bang wasn't anything serious but holy crap
Well perhaps if it's something serious it would be in the news?
I doubt it.
Exactly.
I went back in to the centre later in the day and it was fine
But still - having alarms sounding and being told to evacuate a centre is rather odd.
And hearing a bang.
Maybe.
...what was it?
Well I don't think there's been an official report, but the most likely reason is somebody jumping from the top floor. That explains why there was a dull thump and why a woman said 'don't tell me it's happened again', as somebody jumped from the top floor 11 days ago.
Welp 😕
Yeah it sucks.
It's a usual thing?
Not a 'usual thing' but it's happened a few times before apparently
11 days ago, 2016, 2015
Unfortunately, imitation suicides can occur, right?
:(
I really hope it was just a false alarm, but it's highly feasible it actually was somebody
In which case, my heart goes out to that person's family and friends.
I don't know much about suicide culture. Never happened to anyone I know.
But it seems weird to me that someone would choose to jump from the top of a shopping center.
suicidal people aren’t rational
and I feel like it’s often somewhat of a last cry for attention too
getting noticed once more at least
I don't think it's fair or accurate to say that people who are suicidal aren't rational... Some are and some aren't. It depends on the situation.
Hmm.
I’d say depression pretty much by definition makes you at least some part irrational
I've read that most people who are brought back from death by suicide are glad to be back and don't try to do it again.
You're assuming depression is the only reason people commit suicide.
But anyway, it's not really an appropriate topic for this server, I think.
but I’d reckon depression is a majority
About 90 percent of people who commit suicide have a mental illness at the time of their death. Depression is the top risk factor, but there are various other mental health disorders that can contribute to suicide, including bipolar disorder and schizophrenia
Well, it's not really relevant, but okay.
still syro you can’t just say something is “so wrong lol” and then not comment further
especially considering “this” could refer to about three different things said
^ yeah i was a little confused
Base already said what i was going to point out
you can't generalize people and make assumptions
I’ll concede that there are people with actual good reasons to commit suicide, e.g. an untreatable diagnosis or what not
but something tells me those are not the people jumping down into a populated place
Euthanasia is different
but anyway, yea
It is a point of philosophical debate, with some saying suicide is always irrational, but I'd agree with Sascha that the vast majority of people are irrational.
Unfortunately.
let’s move on
Yes
I didn't mean to create an argument or anything - i'm just saying what happened. I think we can agree it's shitty and move on.
We can't move on. We've already reached the point of no return
Btw I was just rewatching the first Spiderman movie. Have any of you ever noticed how terrible the acting was?
uhhh
I really enjoyed the first Spiderman movie haha
I mean I don't think the acting was very good, no haha
But I'd still say it's the best.
I don't disagree about the enjoyable part
But it gets cheesy at times, and ridiculous at others. Still fun to watch though
Double fun for the laughs at the bad parts
lol
you mean that old one from the last decade?
Emo spider man though
And yeah, I assume me means that one
With MJ?
and biological transformation instead of mechanical
Haha, a bit emo, yeah
I watched those as a kid so they were perfect in my eyes
i meant in 2
when it's just emo
loll
I loved the first Spiderman from that one, but the rest of the series was pretty bad iirc
But I don't think I could watch them again
My favorite at the time was...
...the third one
oh
You have a choice. Either keep it perfect in your memory. Or re-watch and learn the truth.
blocked
hah
It's unfortunate when that's the case, KaltTor.
I did watch some scenes again on youtube and now I realize how bad they are
About two years ago, I decided to visit one of my favourite childhood places for my birthday and it was terrible lol
Sometimes you've gotta just keep nostalgia
Well there are exceptions though, like some cartoons I still like to this day
yeah.
For some movies though, you get to keep your opinion. That's when you know a movie is good @fossil nova
uhhh
I didn't watch much of SpongeBob as a kid. I hardly remember anything about it
SpongeBob had some cool social commentary iirc haha
I can reference many episodes to this day, somehow.
That's cool
Very weird, as my brother and I can make SpongeBob references pretty often 🤔
Why do you find it weird? Didn't you use to watch it a lot?
Yeah
But being able to remember certain episodes so much after many years is still funny imo haha
Yeah, I wonder how long they will last. If I'll be able to tell my cartoon references to my grandkids
Papa Chico you're the sun,
For the children don't want a gun.
Papa Chico play this song,
All the people turning around.
Papa Chico move your eyes,
Your discover is eating the ice.
Papa Chico sing this song
All the people feeling they're gone.
Hi
do you have any cats?
@rain maple Please provide all names.
OMG THIS CAT IS BEAUTIFUL
😮 the cat
That's really cool. How can you take care of so many?
Huskey-Healer Cross: Finley
Yellow Lab: Belle
Corgi-Lab Cross: Lexi
Cat: Katy
Snake: Ceecee
@unique wedge Our family is big animal lovers. I take care of Ceecee personally, but we split the tasks among the rest of the pets.
Husky-heeler? Interesting.
do you have any pics of ceecee drinking water?
@regal lantern Permission denied
@hot cloak Sadly not. She very rarely drinks in front of anyone
@regal lantern I will have to hunt you down and steal back my cat
how do you know if the snake is female?
it doesn't have a cokanbals
haaaa
Breeder told us when we got her. You can also do a test to check.
Snakes are cuties.
They are
i had a snek
That one looks very small. 😄
and a tree frog
She’s about 5 feet in length, but skinny. Common among corn snakes @opal sequoia
Ye
pets ceecee
smoooooth criminal
I guess it just seems small, because the snakes I usually see, which are my brother's, are two black-headed pythons and a carpet python.
And they are gigantic.
you have a brother?
Yes.
are his snakes yours too?
Oh! That’s so cool! My friend has a carpet python named Metallica. She’s a cutie
No. 😄
I don't live with him. I live by myself.
They are cute but the other ones are even cutier.
base pls ask him to share snek pics
This may be a niche desire, but does anyone know of concise paragraphs in German designed to present large amounts of vocabulary in context?
This may be a niche desire, but does anyone know of concise paragraphs in German designed to present large amounts of vocabulary in context?
Sort of analogous to pangrams
@hot cloak
They’re adorable
Yeees. The big one is my favourite.
Ye
@sly tendon It might make more sense to post this question in #resources
So more people see it.
I shall
gr gaming
@sly tendon i would recommend just reading a book tbh
does anyone know what hää was sind das denn für mätzchen means ?
Maybe something like "What's all this rot?"
thank u! 😃
any ideas on this one: {jaja netter versuch, lass mal gut sein tinto} Yeah, yeah - nice try. Lets be nice and drop it Leechy.
thats what i thought it said after
i added some stuff
xD
in my translation
Dict.cc translates mätzchen to antics
Idk how accurate that is but the sentenced is used for people doing silly stuff
😃 thanks
@lilac dew i don't want to interrupt the lesson but the countdown is until my flight leaves pittsburgh
and staying in germany!
Ay
Hi
Im new
How good are you at German
I just started learning it
Hmm
oof
Hi
Hi
Hi
H I
hi
H i
wassup
hey what's going on
I have nothing to say
I have nothing to say
I have less than nothing to say
I have some cool things to say but I don’t have time to say them 🤔
Are there any 'photoshoppy' people out here?
I have this image with sunrise horizon in the background and someone jumping in the air
How could I make this someone look more black
Like that effect when you photograph someone directly against the sun
You could darken the person jumping
And around the edges you want it to be lighter than it normally would
Idk Photoshop tho so idk how to do it
@sour mesa big love for you lmfao
That's how it works
I used a super low res pic but this is how it'd work in theory
Smart bot smart smart bot bot
or if you feel memey
ofc you'd have to be less aggressive when doing it but apart from that it should work
yeah, im just a natural
Oh like that
@sour mesa or this, ig
Nice foken selection beefer
is this where all the cool kids hang out ?
TV show references are banned
Is this the location where all the low-temperature children hang out?
Yes, it is
#general is for high-temperature kids
If you're neither hot nor cool... uh... then there's no channel for you

@hot cloak
sorry can't speak english in #german-only
so, you started recently with duolingo?
mhm
i recognise this wordset 
I don't really know. It probably exists to confuse learners
Some of it doesn't even make sense.
What doesn't make sense?
It certainly has made writing more difficult... my profs are sticklers for getting word genders correct and I am horrendous at remembering them all xd
Some genders in certain languages (not sure about German) don't line up with the word. Like a male or neuter gender for the word girl.
The German word "Mädchen" is neuter because it's a diminutive, so..
Yes, I am. It's because my parents made me learn English and German at once :^)
And apparently I'm living in Germany
I just joined. I've got a few friends here and wanted to say hello.
Ah, I see!
I've horribly messed up joining a server where I know nothing of the language.
Other than strudel.
But I started speaking Spanish in your Practice Room. Which may be disallowed. 🤦🏽
Well, it would get deleted if it was disallowed
Nice nice!
Hey
yahallo
If we deleted everything that was disallowed, we'd have to delete everything that wasn't in German, a meme or related to science. And that's a lot of work.
Just delete everything.
^
@fair iron heyoooo
I’m a bit nervous, I’m supposed to have my written driving exam on 13th but i have been procrastinating
You can do it.

Also, my driving lessons haven’t been going well 
How many people have you killed?
Just think about the stupidest person you ever met who has a driver's license. If they can do it, so can you.
then it's all good XD
See. You're doing ok.
I believe in you, Suzu!
The written exam isn't that bad, and failing it isn't something to be ashamed about, either.
Take it from me, I passed the second time.
My dad is putting a lot of pressure on me, i think he would be disappointed if i didn’t pass 
I can understand the part about paternal pressure. ^^
If you don't just tell him it was rigged.
My father was the one that pressured me into starting in the first place.
the french exam is so hard ppl usually have to try 3 times
Yeah, i don’t really need a driving license but i need to get it now cuz it’s too expensive in germany 
some ppl tried 5 or 6 before passing
^
Ours is a joke that puts so many idiots on the streets that I'm surprised we aren't all dead yet.
In fact, most people fail the first time.
When I passed, I was the only one in my group.
lmfao
When I failed, I was one of three.
My father passed without problems both in germany and czechia despite the language barrier so i think that’s why he’s expecting me to pass too
i passed the first time but i did have the minor driving license and practiced a lot
You're not your father.
so it was easier for me
Our written/computer tests are extremely easy. It's just the driving part most people fail.
You can do it. ❤
Channel your inner Asian, Soo.
@hot cloak I usually avoid #general because there're too many people talking at once and it's difficult to follow
Actually it's driving nvm don't channel your inner Asian.
@opal sequoia yeah, I’m mostly scared of the driving part
@hot cloak driving exam tends to get harder with time so passing it without a problem like 10 or 20 years ago is irrelevant
@viscid cape awww but we miss you
Don't worry. I failed my driving test the first time as well.
Oh yeah, and old people had easy tests, that's true.
The thing is, my teacher is also telling me that my progress is slow so I’m worried i won’t make it :c
My parents had it easy in comparison.
In functioning countries.*
@hot cloak I'll try to be there 😽
They haven't changed the questions since 2013 in my memehole. 
where u live boi
french test went from hard to impossiburu in the last decade
basically the gvt is saying fuk u take the bus or something
The tests in the days when my parents took them were like... you drive around a little bit with some police officer and it doesn't even matter if you fuck up or can't park or anything. He'll be like "Yeah, good enough, here you go, have fun".
In a beautiful memeland where the driving test authority lads and instructors got arrested for a corruption scandal on two separate occasions. 
I feel like french people drive quite bad tho idk... 
So yeah, they are definitely harder now. 😄
come to paris
we are not bad lol
the numbers of sharp turns and impossibly tight allies we have to go through
Quite recently people figured out that some instructors had ties with medical professionals that would issue "yep he can drive" permits without even seeing the lad they were supposed to examine. 👌
I heard our driving test used to take 15 mins bur parents complained that it’s too short so they made it 30-40min and im like WHY
no way you can be bad
I only watched people in southern france
ah
30-40 minutes is normal though.
Word of advice for the written test, Suzu: don't go back and scan over your answers. You'll change your mind, and you're most likely correct the first time. Trust in your first answer.
and im like WHY
failing a test > passing a test while still not knowing stuff and killing someone
I heard about people that drove that good that they only had to drive half of the regular time
but it's sort of hard since we hace very strict rules so it's hard to be perfect
our roads are far too regulated
I've mentioned this before, but as far as driving is concerned, you quickly learn how terrible a lot of people are at it.
^Can't stress this enough.
@fair iron ok, I’ll do that
Jup, trust no one.
I've seen people driving in the middle of 2 lanes on the highway.
During my last lesson, I got stuck in traffic for a few minutes. I was the only one that drove close to the side so that emergency vehicles could pass.
@hot cloak for the driven test try to make the appointment line up with rush hour
Idk, my teacher sounds like I’m the only one who’s that bad
Most people don't care unless they have to care.
Someone nearly drove into me once, I just hit the brake soon enough because my foot was already on it anyways
Someone did drive into me once.
you'll literally pass the test and all you did was sitting in a car
I stopped at a stop sign and the woman behind me was on her phone.
She took full responsibility.
Everyone knows you don't stop at stop signs smh.
True, sadly. ^
they are road side decorations
You only do that before you have your license.
wait french actually do stop at stop signs >.>
Well, coming to a complete stop unless you have to is a bit of a meme anyway.
are they weird
well all i did was drive a few blocks before being stuck in traffic on the freeway
Just pay someone to hit you from behind while you're taking your test.
you'd just get rescheduled then
Only with that attitude.
?.?
Reschedule and possibly a different car
You can show them how good you are at filling out those insurance forms and they'll let you pass.
That sounds like a terrible idea tbh
Alternatively, pay a friend to jump in front of your car and show off your first aid skills.
That's not reassuring at all
Hahahaha I’ll pay you arrem
I'll just throw my dog.
I'd take the job I'm desperate enough
Umu has a point, Arrem.
If you're involved in an accident during the test, even if said accident is not your fault, it's rescheduled.
You have to pay for another attempt.
Tbh just buy me a wig and a ticket to Prague and I'll take your test for you.
How do u have to pay someone for him to ruin his own car even
Then take full responsibility for ruining another
good idea suzu Bad suzu, I know u can do it by yourself
Drive more
Are you easily stressed ?
Um, “drive more” comes after i get the driving license
No, I’m actually too flegmatic tbh
What's your problem with driving?
