general-2

[tribal warren]

And remember objects with the masculine article are also referred to er instead of es

[thick charm]

Let's not confuse Sly with irregular verbs just yet

[fluid horizon]

Isn't sein "to be"

[whole rapids]

seems he knows the regular formation

[thick charm]

It is

[tribal warren]

and feminine objects are referred as sie instead of es

[fluid horizon]

So isn't it like

[pine ginkgo]

you forgot wir, bergi

[whole rapids]

Bergi always thinking only of himself

[tribal warren]

oh yea

xD

[valid ice]

Ugh typical bergo 😢

[tribal warren]

I added it

[fluid horizon]

ich bin
du bist
er/sie/es dich*??*

Uhh...

[tribal warren]

No

er/sie/es ist

[fluid horizon]

I screwed up er/sie/es i@think

Let me think mang >~<

[tribal warren]

sorry

[whole rapids]

bad Bergi

I give you a distraction

[tribal warren]

I'm gonna study I think

you guys teach Sly

[whole rapids]

Translate: I must help others by letting them help themselves.

[tribal warren]

hm

[viral vale]

I thought you could use es for all its if you wanted

[tribal warren]

I could do that one

[pine ginkgo]

you sure, bergi?

[tribal warren]

idk

I need to study

[pine ginkgo]

by letting is not that easy to translate

[tribal warren]

or I could try the phrase

I don't mean like I'm capable, Luna

I mean that I could try or leave the computer

[pine ginkgo]

😦

not capable 😦

[whole rapids]

Ari with his meme Satz incoming

[tribal warren]

yea waiting for it

[pine ginkgo]

the meme sentence isn't as fun as others

since it would spoil half of the sentence

😦

[shy bobcat]

Yeah I'm not giving a meme translation

😉

[fluid horizon]

ich bin
du bist
er/sie/es ist
wir ...
ihr ...
sie ...
Sie ...

[whole rapids]

dang

[fluid horizon]

I don't know >~<

[whole rapids]

TASK UNLOCKED
Learn conjugations for "sein"

[fluid horizon]

I know I've seen them

[shy bobcat]

Is bergi gonna go for it tho

🤔

[whole rapids]

you will need them a lot

best to memorise them

[pine ginkgo]

maybe teeeis 🤔

i don't think i've seen you translate this kind of sentence before, teeeis

[shy bobcat]

@pine ginkgo and IMO "by Xing" isn't terribly hard to translate but you can't arrive upon the correct translation by guessing

[pine ginkgo]

but i hope you know how to do it

[fluid horizon]

I knew it was not regular at least s;

[shy bobcat]

I do

[tribal warren]

idk

I'll go study

[pine ginkgo]

forms of to be are rarely regular in any language

[whole rapids]

Bergi defeated

[pine ginkgo]

at least irregular in the languages i know

[tribal warren]

sorry

keine Lust

[whole rapids]

[shy bobcat]

I think the only language I know of with a mostly regular "to be" is ehh

[tribal warren]

I have the flu rn so I'm kind of beat down

[shy bobcat]

yeah none lel

[tribal warren]

I don't feel like doing shit

[pine ginkgo]

i kinda want to see if pferd memed himself

and if he knows how to translate it

🤔

[whole rapids]

Ich muss anderen helfen, indem ich sie sich selbst helfen lasse

[pine ginkgo]

yay

kluges pferdlein

[whole rapids]

yay

was unsure about sich

can it go without?

[shy bobcat]

I had it without the selbst 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

but yeah, teeeis, Xingstuff is pretty easy once you have learned how to do them

[tribal warren]

What's Xing?

[fluid horizon]

What was the other? Haben?
ich habe
du hast
er/sie/es habet
wir haben
ihr habet
sie haben
Sie haben

Idk that's just my guess >n>

[shy bobcat]

Gerunds

[tribal warren]

oh

X-ing

I was reading like it was a chinese word or something

[pine ginkgo]

buuuut people have to learn them first

[shy bobcat]

habet
Romanus detectus

[pine ginkgo]

(cough flops cough)

[shy bobcat]

[whole rapids]

I thought they meant the Linkedin like thing

good try dragon

[fluid horizon]

I don't know >~<

[tribal warren]

Sly, 2 are wrong

[pine ginkgo]

works without selbst, teeeis

but sounds weird

[fluid horizon]

Probably like he she it and you all

[shy bobcat]

So like all my German, par for the teeeislein course

[thick charm]

ARI

LMAO

Romanus detectus

I love you

[whole rapids]

your task is now to memorise the conjugations for "haben" and "sein" @fluid horizon

whenever I see you online I will ask you

[thick charm]

holy shit

[whole rapids]

until you know it

[thick charm]

that's so good

[whole rapids]

because I am mean

[fluid horizon]

I mean I'm online always

So rip

[tribal warren]

@thick charm Were you here to see Learning RPG? Pferd is a genius as a teacher

[whole rapids]

then you will learn fast

[tribal warren]

He was able to keep Flapps here learning for hours

[shy bobcat]

@thick charm latinam scio non per nihil 😍

[pine ginkgo]

fuck gerunds in latin

btw

fuck them

[whole rapids]

the secret is to giveFlaps points

[shy bobcat]

Why

[fluid horizon]

Those are the normal endings though right

[thick charm]

I don't think I was, Berg

[tribal warren]

search for passive

[pine ginkgo]

cause they are sooo hard to notice

[tribal warren]

in discord

[whole rapids]

"haben" and "sein" are irregular

[pine ginkgo]

you kinda write them like adjectives

[tribal warren]

or search for "DAS UNGEHEUER"

[pine ginkgo]

and then you have to find out if the word is a gerund or an adjective

[whole rapids]

here is a useful resource: https://www.verbformen.com/

[shy bobcat]

Who is DAS UNGEHEUER

[thick charm]

Oh man

[pine ginkgo]

and depending on for which you decide, it can change the whole sentence,

[thick charm]

that's pretty good

Ungeheuer is what the Turks over at the fitness center call me

or used to call me

[pine ginkgo]

latin is really bad for people who are bad at recognizing correct forms

so... we should force flops to learn latin eheheheh

[tribal warren]

why, are you tall?

[thick charm]

Nah

but buff as fuck

used to be

[pine ginkgo]

look as his loch

he punched it into his flat

[fluid horizon]

ich -e
du -st
er/sie/es -t
wir -en
ihr -t
sie -en
Sie -en
?

[thick charm]

back when I gave a damn about my body

[whole rapids]

niemand weiß es, Ari

[thick charm]

then I broke my leg

twice

[pine ginkgo]

weißt

weiß was

[thick charm]

Now I'm just moping all day

eating things

[tribal warren]

being happy

[pine ginkgo]

pferd

+es

[thick charm]

waiting for someone to get me to work out again

[whole rapids]

wer das Ungeheuer ist

[pine ginkgo]

pferd

add es

for your sentence

[fluid horizon]

So is that the right normal conjugations?

[whole rapids]

why

[pine ginkgo]

http://prntscr.com/h6ylpb

[whole rapids]

I never get that, when is it without

[pine ginkgo]

cause this is wrong

[whole rapids]

I guess it's referring to an actual object although implicitly

[pine ginkgo]

if you leave it out

you have no reference at all

[whole rapids]

okay i fix

[shy bobcat]

Wissen needs an object

[whole rapids]

and those are the right endings, dragon, but now make the whole word

[pine ginkgo]

honestly

[whole rapids]

guess I was thinking too Englishy there

[pine ginkgo]

it iiis not that easy to explain when you can leave it out

[placid heath]

Solet was sind deine Standardreaktionen wenn du Mailinglist hörst

[pine ginkgo]

uh, kopf ab?

löschen?

ignorieren?

weinen?

[placid heath]

Hm

Klingt räsonabel.

Und jetzt

Eclipse CDT Mailing List

[pine ginkgo]

ist okay

wobei es jetzt drauf ankommt, ob es englisch oder deutsch sein soll

:D

[placid heath]

Englisch

[pine ginkgo]

geht dann, wenn das so ein cooler name sein soll

ansonsten würd ich die letzten beiden kleinschreiben

[placid heath]

Der Inhalt besorgt mich mehr

[pine ginkgo]

oh

musst du abonnieren?

:D

[placid heath]

jo

[pine ginkgo]

gg

[placid heath]

Und senden

And I can write ze most cohärent inglisch of all zeit.

So zats may🐝 a probläm.

[shy bobcat]

@pine ginkgo vielleicht ein bisschen vereinfachen, aber ich habe gedacht, dass "wissen" ohne Objekt steht, wenn der nächste Nebensatz das sagt, was gewusst wird.

[pine ginkgo]

beispiel

Ich liebe dich

Ich weiß

[shy bobcat]

Star wars? 😄

[pine ginkgo]

yep

:D

a bit more abstract

Was soll ich wissen?

Du weißt schon...

[shy bobcat]

[placid heath]

Star wars? Was war Star?

[shy bobcat]

Ich wars mal, auf einem anderen Server war mein Spitzname eigentlich "Star"

👀

[whole rapids]

would it be improper to use "es" in your sentence then, luna? When replying to "Was soll ich wissen?"

[pine ginkgo]

kinda

the last example is like

Du weißt schon, "diese sache"

which i omitted

it's mostly colloquial

[placid heath]

btw ari

[whole rapids]

I see

[placid heath]

ein Star ist eine Vogelart

:P

[pine ginkgo]

it's not there... but implied

[shy bobcat]

@placid heath cool

@placid heath aber was das mit meinem Namen auf nem (englischsprachigen) Server zu tun hat??? 😛

[placid heath]

Keine Ahnung

[shy bobcat]

😄

[placid heath]

Vielleicht hast du nen Vogel? 😛

[shy bobcat]

"Vielleicht" das steht aber ohne Frage

[placid heath]

meinst du außer Frage? :P

[shy bobcat]

Joa

[fluid horizon]

Okay I'm back

[shy bobcat]

Hallo

@whole rapids Thine apprentice is returned

[whole rapids]

which one

[shy bobcat]

Sly

[whole rapids]

oh right

[sudden panther]

Oshit, Pferd found a new apprentice? Does this mean we replaced Floop?

[shy bobcat]

No

[sudden panther]

😦

[whole rapids]

Memorise:

Simple Present
ich bin
du bist
er ist
wir sind
ihr seid
sie sind

@fluid horizon

the test will be tomorrow

[shy bobcat]

But flöppl is clearly not here so

[whole rapids]

failure results in ban

[sudden panther]

(Failure does indeed result in a ban. A ban for your mentor, however, not for you.)

[placid heath]

Arrem

Have you ever been in a Boing airplane?

[thick charm]

I think that's the plot of the Star Wars prequels innit

[sudden panther]

Er, yes.

[placid heath]

Boing Boing

:flummi:

[sudden panther]

Oh memes, you dropped the E and I didn't even notice. 😦

[shy bobcat]

😦

[placid heath]

The prof of Keltzi also didn't notice

Boing

[sudden panther]

Did I miss a meme?

[placid heath]

Yes

See #stargazing

[sudden panther]

Er.

[thick charm]

the star bot might be dead though

[placid heath]

ow

[sudden panther]

We kinda broke stargazing yesterday.

[thick charm]

I starred one of Ari's messages

[placid heath]

:(

[thick charm]

oh

How did you break it?

[sudden panther]

It still works if you do >star <message id>, but the reaction thing is broken.

[placid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/221708975698083841/377140978592776202/unknown.png?width=565&height=95

[sudden panther]

0x1 did some database maintenance yesterday.

[fluid horizon]

What did I miss

[pine ginkgo]

"maintenance"

[placid heath]

DROP DATABASE stars

[fluid horizon]

I'm at lunch now

[sudden panther]

Haha.

I love it.

[fluid horizon]

sind seid sind?

[placid heath]

Hm

I propose

Boing and Airbums

[fluid horizon]

Is that what I missed .w.

[placid heath]

Unter anderem

[shy bobcat]

Eheheheheheheheh

[whole rapids]

YOU MISSED THIS:

Memorise:

Simple Present
ich bin
du bist
er ist
wir sind
ihr seid
sie sind

@fluid horizon

[fluid horizon]

Done

[shy bobcat]

😄

[pine ginkgo]

halloween is over, teeeis

[placid heath]

MEMEorise: Ich/Du/Er/Sie/Es/Wir/Ihr/Sie bimst

[fluid horizon]

What is bimst

[placid heath]

Meme-german

[fluid horizon]

What

[placid heath]

Halo I bims 1 vong dem Natives

Hallo ich bins, ein Native

Hello! It's me, a native

[shy bobcat]

Halo i bims nicht 1 vong deng natives 😦

[placid heath]

Nein

Höchstens dern statt dem :P

[whole rapids]

it's German you don't learn until you're good enough to be deblierately bad at German

[shy bobcat]

Es'st Deutscher du tustn'cht lernen bis dub'st gut genug zu sein absichtlichlich schlecht beim Deutsche

[placid heath]

Hast du gerade Kontraktionen im Deutschen eingeführt

You'd'nt've done that

[shy bobcat]

joa dat simd eimige vong dern Kontrakzionem

[fluid horizon]

What

Confusing the fuck out of me >~<

[shy bobcat]

More meme German that you don't need to think about

😉

[fluid horizon]

So it's like when I say: I is the good at English.

But in German lol

[placid heath]

I is even the very goodest at english.

[shy bobcat]

"I speaks 1 of them best English"

[pine ginkgo]

can you please not confuse learners

[lunar urchin]

Ari hast du das r/Googledeutsch subreddit gegründet?

[shy bobcat]

Ok 😦

Ne

[lunar urchin]

👀

[shy bobcat]

🤔

[lunar urchin]

[shy bobcat]

Wieso denn, hat der Hauptmod einen Namen, der was mit mir zu tun hat?

[lunar urchin]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/HomerSuspicious.gif

[placid heath]

Vielleicht heißt er Star

:D

[shy bobcat]

🤔

[fluid horizon]

Me fail English! That's unpossible!

[placid heath]

jes

[shy bobcat]

u/waskilledby_115 bin ich (leider) nicht 😦

[fluid horizon]

BRB

[shy bobcat]

@placid heath wenn ich r/Googledeutsch besäße würde ich es euch eh sagen 😉 😛

Ahem:

Wenn ich r/Googledeutsch würde besitzen, Ich würde es zu Ihnen sagen

[placid heath]

hmmm

https://www.reddit.com/r/vong/

[shy bobcat]

👀

[fluid horizon]

Okay I'm back again. S:

[shy bobcat]

Hello again

[fluid horizon]

What does blue mean s:

[shy bobcat]

Means I got gud

😉

[placid heath]

Level C

Orange = Level A

Purple = Level B

Blue = Level C

[fluid horizon]

I'm level 0 :3

[placid heath]

How long have you been learning german?

[shy bobcat]

0 für O für orange 😉

[fluid horizon]

15 hours ago

[placid heath]

Do >gr Level A then :D

[fluid horizon]

What?

[placid heath]

Type the black text

[shy bobcat]

That's gin make your name orange

[fluid horizon]

But I don't know any German really..?

Don't you have to do some test for that?

[shy bobcat]

Level a means "beginner"

😛

[placid heath]

Do you know what Hallo means?

[fluid horizon]

Hello lol

[placid heath]

You're hired

Now >gr Level A

[sudden panther]

I shall impose Korea's will.

[shy bobcat]

Also we're not so careful with the formal tests and stuff for our levels lel

Korea can confirm, he basically memed me into bluedom

[fluid horizon]

Oh..?

gr Level A

[viral thunder]

:x: You already have this role.

[fluid horizon]

...

[placid heath]

Arrem was faster

:/

[shy bobcat]

😄

[fluid horizon]

I'm mobile :c

[placid heath]

Ich bin eine Immobilie

😏

[fluid horizon]

You are a

Lol

Or is that on

[shy bobcat]

Korea is the painful pun man

That's a pun

😄

[fluid horizon]

What

I want to do the >gr thing now >n<

[whole rapids]

do >rr then

[placid heath]

Learn more german, and become B1 :D

[whole rapids]

rr Level B

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Removed Level B from your roles.

[whole rapids]

gr Level B

[shy bobcat]

😮

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level B role.

[shy bobcat]

😅

[whole rapids]

I will be purple forever

[fluid horizon]

Wot

[whole rapids]

or until I pass an actual C1 test

[shy bobcat]

Or until you get memed into it

[whole rapids]

never

[fluid horizon]

rr

[viral thunder]

❌ Bad argument: role is a required argument that is missing.

[red pewter]

Pferd was green 😮

[whole rapids]

glitch in the system

[sudden panther]

I love your Horsie.

[red pewter]

My teacher lost his powers 😮

[sudden panther]

Let's stay purple forever.

[fluid horizon]

How do I remove it

[whole rapids]

need to say "Level A" with it

[fluid horizon]

Oh >~<

[sudden panther]

Why would you want to remove it? 😛

[fluid horizon]

because I want to do it .w.

[whole rapids]

I regained my powers, mach dir keine Sorgen

[sudden panther]

Teal = worst color.
Teal = color of lazy memes.

[fluid horizon]

No cause I want to do >gr Level A >~<

[sudden panther]

Oh,

Here.

[red pewter]

rr Level A

[sudden panther]

Do it now. 😛

[fluid horizon]

Hmm?

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Removed Level A from your roles.

[sudden panther]

GG Bell.

[fluid horizon]

Oh

[red pewter]

Like that

Ewww

[fluid horizon]

gr Level A

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level A role.

[sudden panther]

You look awful in teal.

[red pewter]

gr Level A

[viral thunder]

:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level A role.

[red pewter]

Phew

[fluid horizon]

~w~

[red pewter]

Let's never do that again

[fluid horizon]

happy now .~.

[toxic urchin]

Fite me

[red pewter]

Ewwww teal

[toxic urchin]

Orange is the lamest color

[whole rapids]

Arrem will set you straight

[sudden panther]

With a banhammer.

Orange is cool.

[fluid horizon]

So why can I be orange if I know nothing .~.

[red pewter]

TBH I hate this orange and I want to be purple

[toxic urchin]

Fucc Orange

[red pewter]

You don't know nothing

[pine ginkgo]

work for it bell

:)

[whole rapids]

you can be purple once you know all the grammar

[dense rivet]

I want to be yellow

[red pewter]

Luna I ammmmm

[pine ginkgo]

at least all the grammar pferd knows

:P

[red pewter]

I have 650 cards in my Anki deck D:

[pine ginkgo]

don't forget to add example sentences, bell

[sudden panther]

You can be yellow when you annex Germany, icky.

[pine ginkgo]

words on their own don't have much meaning

[toxic urchin]

Youll have to crawl inside a nnative to be yellow

[dense rivet]

Great!

[fluid horizon]

Erm brb >~<

[sudden panther]

And change the official language to Dutch. 😍

[pine ginkgo]

okay, not every word needs an example

[red pewter]

I will T_T

[pine ginkgo]

but words with multiple meanings definitely do

[red pewter]

It's so much work!

[whole rapids]

I know 80% of all German grammar (number may be made up)

[red pewter]

I have 650 words in one deck and 400 in another

[pine ginkgo]

how much does the MONSTER know?

[whole rapids]

101%

[pine ginkgo]

if you wanna retain your knowledge

you can try to make a diary :)

where you write simple little stuff that you learned

[red pewter]

I can make a diary

[toxic urchin]

Can you show me a card from your deck kbell?

[pine ginkgo]

writing and speaking are the best methods to retain vocabulary

[red pewter]

Don't call me kbell D:

[ocean robin]

Wooo translationnis.

[pine ginkgo]

zbell

[red pewter]

Flaps they're being mean to bell!

[ocean robin]

D:

[toxic urchin]

Kbell

[ocean robin]

WHY DO YOU DO THAT

Wait. Wait. Berzi is blue?

[toxic urchin]

.urban Flappy

[ocean robin]

NO

[placid heath]

.rural Flappy

[sudden panther]

Oh look it's the old replaced student.

[red pewter]

.suburban Flappy

[sudden panther]

Why is she still here? 😮

[placid heath]

Floppy

Bell is the new flops

She can do math

[ocean robin]

oldreplaced

[toxic urchin]

And programming

[sudden panther]

She can do all the math.

[dense rivet]

[pine ginkgo]

but does bell also do meth?

🤔

[red pewter]

She's also graduated from undergrad 😄 not a fair comparison

[ocean robin]

please solet

.<

[sudden panther]

She solved that cookie problem I gave you 3 days ago. And she solved it in 2 minutes.

[red pewter]

2 minutes? That's insulting.

[toxic urchin]

Lets just ban flop now that we dont need her anymore

[ocean robin]

:<

[red pewter]

Definitely less than a minute

[sudden panther]

Yes.

[ocean robin]

lel

[sudden panther]

I just checked, sorry.

[dense rivet]

I propose a translate off

To death

[red pewter]

Flaps, I love you ❤

[placid heath]

Flops

You can redeem yourself

But

You have to solve a math problem

[dense rivet]

Or a math off

[ocean robin]

k

[sudden panther]

Solve the cookie problem. Correctly.

[ocean robin]

Let's go.

[fluid horizon]

Sorry I am back

[sudden panther]

Kelso gives you 1/5 of a cookie and I take 1/3 of that. How much do you have left? Go.

[ocean robin]

[pine ginkgo]

oh god

i need popcorn

[red pewter]

Hi dragon friend

[pine ginkgo]

but i have rice crackers

[ocean robin]

🤔

Which one?

[sudden panther]

Both.

[ocean robin]

okay

[sudden panther]

Bell could solve both in less than a minute.

[red pewter]

Done

[ocean robin]

but

[dense rivet]

Yu ken du it fleps

[sudden panther]

See. She's like a supercomputer. 😮

[pine ginkgo]

yep

not even one minute

[red pewter]

❤

[ocean robin]

I didn't get my paper yet ;w;

[fluid horizon]

What

Oh hi Bell :3

[sudden panther]

Slow Floop is slow.

Flegfloop. Or Floopmon.

[ocean robin]

😦

[whole rapids]

speaking of writing, I need to finish my story for Casca's prompt before he puts another

[fluid horizon]

Where did that fraction come from

[pine ginkgo]

from... the INTERNET

or korea's brain

[whole rapids]

WOW

[pine ginkgo]

or arrem's brain

[toxic urchin]

Ass

[fluid horizon]

Wait

[sudden panther]

The fraction came from Korea's brain.

[fluid horizon]

Are these supposed to be tricks?

[pine ginkgo]

nope

[whole rapids]

just so I know, how many of these things can you do/do you know: @red pewter https://www.dartmouth.edu/~deutsch/Grammatik/Grammatik.html

[fluid horizon]

Oh just actually doing fractions

[sudden panther]

Only if you're 14 and can't do math.

[fluid horizon]

Im in calculus lol

[sudden panther]

Then it's not a trick. 😛

[red pewter]

Pferd, I have a meeting, but after I will circle the ones I am sure I can't do

[fluid horizon]

The only trick is German

s:

[sudden panther]

Yesss.

[fluid horizon]

I don't feel like I deserve orange s;

[pine ginkgo]

you deserve orange the moment you decided to learn german

[red pewter]

^

[sudden panther]

Eh. We let everyone start off with orange.

[pine ginkgo]

if you decide to stop, then you can remove it

[red pewter]

We all start our journeys somewhere

[sudden panther]

And end them in Vienna.

[fluid horizon]

s:

[opal sequoia]

If you remove it before you stop learning, we ban you.

[fluid horizon]

I thought you needed to take a test or something

[whole rapids]

once you reach my level of wisdom you may stop

[opal sequoia]

So I don't even have to be good, Pferd? 🤔

[fluid horizon]

Im starting a notebook S:

For this

[ocean robin]

when you hope you didn't fuck up again :s

[placid heath]

wookie

[red pewter]

Do YOU have left

[fluid horizon]

You found what they have left

[whole rapids]

that sentence only applies to the A levels

[ocean robin]

🤔

[placid heath]

She wrote wookie

[ocean robin]

wat

[pine ginkgo]

wait

what happened there

[ocean robin]

no

[dense rivet]

13/15 of the WOKE

[placid heath]

idk

but b&

[ocean robin]

cookie 🤔

[sudden panther]

Hehehehe.

[dense rivet]

Stay woke y'all

[sudden panther]

So let's review.

[whole rapids]

because then, hopefully, they will never catch up

[ocean robin]

Dammit. 😦

[pine ginkgo]

how can you have 13/15 of a cookie when you only had 1/5 to begin with?

[ocean robin]

🤔

[red pewter]

How did she get 18/15 at some point?

[placid heath]

Magic

[ocean robin]

I thought I had a full cookie

[fluid horizon]

Wait wait. How do you get more than what the cookie is

[pine ginkgo]

questions, bell, questions

[sudden panther]

Kelsey gave you 20% of a cookie, and after I took a third of that you were left with 86% of a cookie.

[fluid horizon]

CREATED MATTER!

[ocean robin]

And then Kelso gave me 20%

[tribal warren]

Flopps is doing maths?

[sudden panther]

Flops just learned to spawn cookies out of thin air.

[pine ginkgo]

http://prntscr.com/h6zo24

[ocean robin]

I hate that :s

[pine ginkgo]

reading?

[red pewter]

Be back in an hour

[sudden panther]

"I thought I had a full cookie." Lol.

[ocean robin]

I THOUGHT I HAD A FULL COOKIE FIRST

[pine ginkgo]

bye bell

[sudden panther]

Okay let's try again.

[placid heath]

WOOKIE*

[whole rapids]

flops would be good at cookie clicker

[placid heath]

Now my math task

[toxic urchin]

Flop isnt doing math flop is doing meth

[pine ginkgo]

i don't know pferd

[placid heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305746952929280001/377153724013084672/latex.png?width=81&height=45

[sudden panther]

YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHNING. NOT EVEN SAGACITY. Then Kelso gives you 1/5 of a cookie. And I take 1/3 of what you then have. How much do you have at the end?

[dense rivet]

quick maths

[ocean robin]

I feel kinda bad there tbh

[toxic urchin]

Mans not hot

[fluid horizon]

Okay I started a notebook guys s:

Named it "German Knowledge"

[tribal warren]

started wrong

[pine ginkgo]

and is it empty?

[fluid horizon]

Probably should've said "Powah"

[opal sequoia]

Sly, first rule: always learn the gender of the noun when you learn a new noun.

[fluid horizon]

It is empty

[opal sequoia]

Write it in there.

[tribal warren]

you should start by naming it "Deutsche Kenntnis"

[placid heath]

German Knowledge, Fact 731
There is only one Rudi Völler.

Bergi

[tribal warren]

YEA

[placid heath]

[tribal warren]

I noticed

[fluid horizon]

But thats something I haven't learned yet

[ocean robin]

I am sorry but where the heck is the common factor of 7 and 12? 🤔

[placid heath]

7*12

[sudden panther]

Ban Flops.

[fluid horizon]

multiply them

[tribal warren]

idk what is it with my keyboard

[sudden panther]

Ban Korea for telling her.

[opal sequoia]

The first thing you should learn in German, #1, is to learn noun genders with nouns.

[sudden panther]

Ban everyone who doesn't have a PhD in math.

[fluid horizon]

Yea but I know to do that from Spanish @opal sequoia

[ocean robin]

Thanks Korea.

[tribal warren]

ich werde gebannt =c

[opal sequoia]

Oh I see. 😦

[pine ginkgo]

Deutsche Kenntnis would be a bad name too, bergi

[sudden panther]

So Flops. Now work.

[dense rivet]

We'll revolt against the mathematical elite

[tribal warren]

@sudden panther do you have a phd in maths?

[toxic urchin]

I have a DHCP in math

[placid heath]

RIP :(

[tribal warren]

Deutsches Wissen, Luni?

[pine ginkgo]

korea is a nice dudelido

works

[sudden panther]

Yes. I have 63 PhDs in math. Then Flops takes 1/3 of those. And I end up with 63,3 PhDs in math.
That's how Flopmath works.

[opal sequoia]

Well, good luck, Floops.

[dense rivet]

Flopmath best math

[tribal warren]

Arrem, you have:

[dense rivet]

Infinite everything

[tribal warren]

computing

0 Sagacity

[pine ginkgo]

who needs meth when you have flopmath

[tribal warren]

Sorry that was my robot talking

[pine ginkgo]

that robot seems smart, bergi

[sudden panther]

I bet that the flopmath is a direct consequence of her doing meth all the time.

[toxic urchin]

How can flop be real if maths isnt real

[sudden panther]

Fried her poor young brain.

[fluid horizon]

Okay wait

[tribal warren]

Very wrong

but funny

[placid heath]

Bergi

remove ✅

ty <3

[sudden panther]

"I am sorry but where the heck is the common factor of meth and snail? 🤔"

[tribal warren]

Fak

[ocean robin]

I am even not sure on my math anymore 😦

dunno if I should post it now

[sudden panther]

Post or we remove

[toxic urchin]

Khan academy

[fluid horizon]

I put "Always learn the gender of nouns!!!" @opal sequoia

[tribal warren]

🔪

[placid heath]

Post or arrem renames !waevoli to :waventon:

[ocean robin]

or if I should recheck again, it's the 4th time I am doing this

but oh well

[tribal warren]

re ✅

[fluid horizon]

Don't over complicate it

:3

[pine ginkgo]

you should always post your math flops

so you can find out what is wrong and how to correct it

[sudden panther]

Not posting your math is like not talking in voice chat. If you don't, you'll stay silly forever.

[ocean robin]

Don't over complicate it
What I do everytime.

[pine ginkgo]

if you are unsure about your math and you don't post it, you will never find out if it's correct

[fluid horizon]

Oh shouldn't I learn how to SAY things also.

[sudden panther]

cough wolframalpha cough

[tribal warren]

Arrem

[tribal warren]

Where's the sagacity I can't find it

[sudden panther]

WOW

CAN THIS BE

[fluid horizon]

😄

[sudden panther]

SOLET IS IT 2039??

[pine ginkgo]

no

i wish

but no

[ocean robin]

🤔

[placid heath]

wow

[pine ginkgo]

she also still has her other problem to solve

[placid heath]

I'm impressed

[pine ginkgo]

:)

[ocean robin]

wait what the fuck

FLOPS CAAN DO FRACTIONS AGAIN

[sudden panther]

Like reaching B1 and figuring out how to count cookies. Right.

[pine ginkgo]

no flops

no

[placid heath]

(Ist Bruchrechnung nicht sechste Klasse in DE? Also so elf/zwölf? ._.)

[ocean robin]

Aw.

[pine ginkgo]

you still haven't fixed the other problem

so you are still miles away from "being able to do fractions"

[ocean robin]

rip my happiness

[pine ginkgo]

but it's a step for now

[sudden panther]

Remember what happened when you claimed that you mastered the genitive Floop? You floopsed up. Don't claim you know stuff after getting 1 thing right. Keep improving and working on yourself.

[tribal warren]

You're still using x for multiplication

that is triggering btw

[sudden panther]

^

[pine ginkgo]

(ich hatte bruchrechnung in der 5., also kann hinkommen, korea)

[tribal warren]

getriggered

[ocean robin]

I am sorry D:

[tribal warren]

ausgelöst

[sudden panther]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vk7VesvyZEwuI bergi irl

[ocean robin]

*getriggert :>

LOL

[fluid horizon]

So I have one rule in my German notebook now

[sudden panther]

Flops.

[tribal warren]

AUSGELÖST

[sudden panther]

If you can't meme German, don't correct meme German.

[pine ginkgo]

http://prntscr.com/h6zo24

[ocean robin]

but but aww okay

[sudden panther]

Also as a note, you don't start with anything. 😛

And reason about the problem before you start writing.

[tribal warren]

AUSGELÖST

[sudden panther]

Apply some sagacious thinking.

[ocean robin]

SURE OKAY

[fluid horizon]

What else should I write S:

[placid heath]

What rule do you have, Sly?

[sudden panther]

"Hello my name is Sly and German is super cool. Memes."

[tribal warren]

Write down the sein and haben conjugations

[placid heath]

Guys!

[tribal warren]

@placid heath Learn words with genders, I believe

[placid heath]

Let's not flopsify that learner

[fluid horizon]

Always learn the gender of nouns!!!

[placid heath]

We give him a textbook.

A free online textbook.

And then there's structure

[toxic urchin]

Write an essay in german

[tribal warren]

okay very basic rules

what do we need

Korea banned ^n

[placid heath]

Rule 2: Sometimes german structure might sound a lot like english with translated words. It isn't.

[pine ginkgo]

always learn present, preterite and past participle for verbs

:)

[fluid horizon]

Is that a rule

[ocean robin]

Rule 3 Learn slowly and don't flop plox

[placid heath]

A rule of thumb

[pine ginkgo]

flops

you still have

http://prntscr.com/h6zo24

[ocean robin]

yes

[fluid horizon]

Like. I figure any language isnt the same as english

Spanish sure as hell isnt

[tribal warren]

Rule 3: Screw German, learn Porch of Geese (MEME RULE DO NOT TRUST BERGI)

[ocean robin]

I have finished though, was about to send

[pine ginkgo]

nice

[fluid horizon]

Like when you say my name is you say "I am called"

[ocean robin]

same in French eh

[tribal warren]

Oh you know spanish

[pine ginkgo]

PORRA BERG

[tribal warren]

FOI MAL CARA

[fluid horizon]

A LITTLE Spanish

I took 5 years of it in school

But never applied it

So its mostly gone

minus most of the grammar

[tribal warren]

@pine ginkgo Did I teach you "foi mal"?

🤔

[pine ginkgo]

no, bergi

you have not

[ocean robin]

🤔

[tribal warren]

it's "my bad"

[placid heath]

Guys

[pine ginkgo]

and foi mal cara?

[tribal warren]

Yea focus

[placid heath]

Does anyone have an A1 textbook

[tribal warren]

My bad, dude

[placid heath]

I can't open the #resources google doc

[pine ginkgo]

mhh

[sudden panther]

Fokken Korea.

[pine ginkgo]

ah

nice

[fluid horizon]

Like everyone thinks "de nada" means youre welcome when its "of nothing"

[placid heath]

It's googles fault

[pine ginkgo]

haven't revised my mems in a few days

[placid heath]

They discriminate against my browser & os

[fluid horizon]

Should I write the basic endings down?

[tribal warren]

hmm

[sudden panther]

Which are?

[shy bobcat]

@fluid horizon well "de nada" does mean you're welcome

[fluid horizon]

Cause dont all verbs end with -en in the infinitive

[shy bobcat]

in that that's what people say to express thaty

[fluid horizon]

Its only implied though not literal

[placid heath]

Some non-mainstream linux and firefox with don't-spy-on-me addons

[tribal warren]

look at Ari

[ocean robin]

.<

[tribal warren]

knowing his spanish/portuguese

[placid heath]

-en -rn -ln

[fluid horizon]

Like Wie geht ist dir?

[sudden panther]

Oh dear.

[placid heath]

gehen, wandern, wandeln

[sudden panther]

No. If the number is negative, you would own me cookies.

[shy bobcat]

Flappo

[ocean robin]

🤔

[placid heath]

At least those

[sudden panther]

And I can assure you that that's not the case.

[ocean robin]

-2/15 cookies? lel

[shy bobcat]

How, if someone takes away only a part of what you have, do you have a negative amount

[thick charm]

imagine having a negative amount of cookies

[ocean robin]

lel

[thick charm]

what a wasted life that would be

[tribal warren]

@fluid horizon in my perspective it's de nada (of nothing) because it implies that it was nothing of a bothering thing, so like you do someone a good thing and they say, oh thanks, and you say: oh, it was nothing, so "de nada"

[pine ginkgo]

flops

[sudden panther]

What you did is
"I had 3€ in the bank. I took a loan of 1000€. Now my balance is -997€ which means that I don't have any money left, nor do I own the bank anything. Checkm8 bankeists."

[pine ginkgo]

you have 1/5 of a cookie

and you take 1/3 of that cookie away

[fluid horizon]

@ocean robin Okay. Think of it like this. You have 1/5 of a cookie. They take away 1/3 of your 1/5.

[ocean robin]

Sure 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

you don't take away 1/3 of a full cookie

you take away 1/3 of how many cookies you have

and you have 1/5 of a cookie

[fluid horizon]

Yes @tribal warren I understand that I was just trying to make it like idk..

[ocean robin]

But if you have only 1/5 of a cookie

[shy bobcat]

Yes

[ocean robin]

🤔

[pine ginkgo]

yes

[shy bobcat]

You have 1/5 of a cooke

[pine ginkgo]

you take 1/3 away from 1/5 of a cookie

[tribal warren]

welp just trying to give some context xD

[pine ginkgo]

or

[shy bobcat]

And Arrem is mean and takes 1/3 of what cookie you've got

[pine ginkgo]

maybe in other words

[sudden panther]

Flops. You have 6 cookies and I take 1/3 OF THAT AMOUNT away. How many cookies do you have?

[pine ginkgo]

you have 20% of a cookie

[fluid horizon]

@sudden panther Dont all the verbs end in -en?

[dense rivet]

Can't we just buy more cookies

[naive void]

lel

[pine ginkgo]

and then you take away 33.33333333...% of that cookie

[tribal warren]

No, sly

[fluid horizon]

Oh?

[tribal warren]

but the great majority do

[fluid horizon]

Are there like categories like spanish?

[sudden panther]

We can't buy more cookies until Flops learns math.

so never

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

Anyway.

Can you answer
Flops. You have 6 cookies and I take 1/3 OF THAT AMOUNT away. How many cookies do you have?

[dense rivet]

Darn

[tribal warren]

for instance, handeln, dauern, sein

those don't end in -en

[ocean robin]

um

2?

🤔

[sudden panther]

Yes. How did you get that number?

[shy bobcat]

@fluid horizon Not really, in that they're not visible like -er -ar -ir. But there are strong verbs and weak verbs and you'd have to memorise which ones are which 😦

[fluid horizon]

Nope

[sudden panther]

Wait.

I'm retarded.

[fluid horizon]

@sudden panther Thats not right lol

[sudden panther]

Bad FLops.

[ocean robin]

what the fuck thoigh

[shy bobcat]

Arrem has caught the Flops math disease

[fluid horizon]

Well I dont care what I need to memorise I just need a start of how

[sudden panther]

Yes.

Because you aren't thinking things through Flops.

[fluid horizon]

So what do I write next in my notebook s:

[shy bobcat]

@sudden panther we're taking you to the antiflopskrankenhaus 🚑 you've been verflopst

[placid heath]

@fluid horizon as no one posted a textbook I searched a bit in #resources and found this one: https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/German/Level_I/Introduction
It might help, however as this is wikibooks, I can't vouch for it

[sudden panther]

You do calculations without thinking what they mean/represent.

[ocean robin]

Maybe because I have an headache rn? 🤔

[tribal warren]

I think we need a maths channel

[sudden panther]

Whatever makes you feel better. 😛

[tribal warren]

or a flopps channel

[shy bobcat]

"an headache" french confirmed

[tribal warren]

or a flopps maths discord

[ocean robin]

but D:

oh god

[shy bobcat]

An 'orrible 'eadache

[tribal warren]

haha

[sudden panther]

How about a server, just for Floop where she's the only member? 😛

[toxic urchin]

Draw a cookie and then work on it floop

[tribal warren]

@sudden panther flopps and the mathlads

a.k.a. the sagacity inquisition

[sudden panther]

Yes Flops. That's not a bad idea.

Draw six cookies and then cross out 1/3 of those.

[ocean robin]

Eh.

[sudden panther]

Then count the number of cookies that you didn't cross out.

[ocean robin]

Wait a sec.

[sudden panther]

And tell us what it is.

[shy bobcat]

when flop is 14 and can't do division 👀

[ocean robin]

Yeah 😦

I already said that I could do fine before though

[sudden panther]

Eh, it's not division.

She doesn't get the link between math and reality.

[toxic urchin]

I think she only has trouble understanding the problem

[sudden panther]

What she's doing is calculating blindly.

[tribal warren]

We need a maths lad that speaks french

[ocean robin]

🤔

Who could that be?

[tribal warren]

Maybe Flops in french is the ultimate mathematician

[sudden panther]

3 escargots + 2 escargots = 5 escargots.

[ocean robin]

That would be very very useful.

[tribal warren]

ok flops

[ocean robin]

Damn Arrem.

[tribal warren]

so you have 6 escargots

[dense rivet]

math mec

[tribal warren]

if you take 1/3 of those out

[ocean robin]

.<

[tribal warren]

how many scargots do you have left?

[shy bobcat]

😦

[ocean robin]

i am leaving cya

[tribal warren]

Don't xD

[pine ginkgo]

0, because flops threw them all away

😦

[ocean robin]

^ My reaction irl

YES SOLET

[sudden panther]

You aave 6 escargots and le Rosbifs invade. You surrender and they take 1/3 of your escargots away because they are le smelly Rosbifs. Ow many escargots do you ave left honhonhon? 🇫🇷

[ocean robin]

EXACTLY

[tribal warren]

0, because she ate them all

[ocean robin]

AHHHH

[tribal warren]

You surrender xD

[ocean robin]

That is fucking gold. A star.

[tribal warren]

switch scargots for Schnitzels, that's how you teach Arrem

[sudden panther]

^

So Flops. Draw 6 cookies. And cross 1/3 of those out. Then count the ones that you didn't cross out. GO.

[ocean robin]

👀

Wait 6?

[sudden panther]

Don't eye me. Do it.

[ocean robin]

I said 2 cookies though?

🤔

[pine ginkgo]

NO

[sudden panther]

Draw it.

[shy bobcat]

Ok mes gens, can we pelease zhust focusse so zat oui don't af tou seet arrhound ze hol time!

[pine ginkgo]

FLOPS

[sudden panther]

Flops.

Draw it.

[pine ginkgo]

DO IT

[tribal warren]

XD

[ocean robin]

Okay okay 👀

[sudden panther]

help star

[tribal warren]

Korea did you just star using the power of your mind?

[placid heath]

Yes.

I'm a psychokwak.

[sudden panther]

Ok.

[tribal warren]

SithLordKorea

srry

[shy bobcat]

anyway

FLOP

DO MATH

[pine ginkgo]

imagine if flopsmath were true

[tribal warren]

Entonces, Flops

[pine ginkgo]

😦

[tribal warren]

Maths

[shy bobcat]

😦

if flopsmath were true the world would have imploded because some natural law would divide by zero or something

[sudden panther]

She did actually divide by 0 once.

[shy bobcat]

😦

[sudden panther]

And was quite surprised when we told her that 3/0 wasn't 0.

[placid heath]

flan bops

[shy bobcat]

fan blops

[tribal warren]

I remember that

[pine ginkgo]

what else is 3/0 supposed to be 😦

[ocean robin]

when you weren't taught that before 😦

[tribal warren]

Flops your school is a meme

[ocean robin]

yes it is

[sudden panther]

Pretty sure you were.

[ocean robin]

[sudden panther]

Nobody teaches division without saying "you can't divide by 0 you little shits"

[tribal warren]

Either your school is a meme or you're a meme

or both

[pine ginkgo]

i am scared what happens

[tribal warren]

omg it's both, isn't it

[shy bobcat]

it's memes all the way down

[pine ginkgo]

because flops complains about her classmates

😦