general-2

[shy bobcat]

erhöhte* übrigens

😄

[sudden panther]

LOOKE* 🇺🇸 🇩🇪

[placid heath]

Guck doch mal = Luegemmol

[shy bobcat]

Gibt es denn Antifloppspillen? Die hätte ich mal gerne, sodass ich nicht verflopse.

😱

[placid heath]

💊

[pine ginkgo]

it's a suppository, though, teeeis

[shy bobcat]

👀

Ich glaube eigentlich, ein kurzer Serverabschied wäre dann besser 😅

[placid heath]

Ne, du bleibst. zeigt auf kette an deinem fuß

[shy bobcat]

😦

[red pewter]

does wishing need to be konj II too?

[pine ginkgo]

kennste das deutsche wort für suppository, teeeis? :D

[shy bobcat]

ne

[pine ginkgo]

isn zäpfchen

:D

klingt süß, ne?

[shy bobcat]

:D

Darüber habe ich jedenfalls nie sprechen müssen

(gott sei dank)

[whole rapids]

Mach einen Daniel und versuch es

[red pewter]

this is so wrong

and i don't know how to fix it

[pine ginkgo]

(by asking us)

[whole rapids]

you don't lose your life until you post something

ask before you do

[sudden panther]

I heard Daaaniel.

[red pewter]

I feel like making wünschen konj II made things more messy

[whole rapids]

oh man, I finally realise my mistake from earlier, fucking hell "werden" doesn't take accusative, what is wrong with me

[red pewter]

but besides that, dass makes the conjugated verb go to the end, right?

[pine ginkgo]

you know

that's why i said you flopsed

since flops did the same mistake in the sentence before

[whole rapids]

yeah but then my gf started talking to me before I could figure it out

[pine ginkgo]

though i admit, flopsing can mean a lot nowadays

[red pewter]

ban girlfriends.

[gleaming moth]

for the second part word order would it be кönnte ich oder ich könnte

[shy bobcat]

braves pferd jedenfalls ^^ hat den fehler (endlich) mal gefunden

[whole rapids]

I interpret "flops" as "mistakes of all types"

[pine ginkgo]

depends on what structure you use, dig

[tribal warren]

Yo what happened to Carla

[pine ginkgo]

so... no general answer for that :)

[gleaming moth]

Ich wünschte, könnte ich Deutsch sprechen. ?

[whole rapids]

wer ist Carla?

DIG HAS DIED

[shy bobcat]

Dig 😦

[tribal warren]

the girl that spoke pomeranian

[sudden panther]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Googledeutsch/ why didn't we think of this. We could have made millions. 😦

[placid heath]

r/flopsdeutsch

[whole rapids]

it was made 3 hours ago

suspicious...

[pine ginkgo]

carla either left

[red pewter]

Ich würde wünschen, dass ich Deutsch sprechen könnte okay whatever it's better just to die I think

[pine ginkgo]

or got banned or kicked

[shy bobcat]

würde vs konj ii usage is not my forte at all but nemo used the konj ii in a similar sentence 🤔 so I think you should use that

[red pewter]

brb

[pine ginkgo]

it's fine

in this case you'd rather use wünschte

but würde wünschen works too

[whole rapids]

yah, I was about to ask you

[placid heath]

Hmmmmmm

[pine ginkgo]

or even better

Ich wünschte mir, dass

[shy bobcat]

😄

[placid heath]

I just found a dad joke

[whole rapids]

like, wasn't sure if technically right but not nice

[placid heath]

Anyone wants to hear it?

nvm I'll post it anyways

[shy bobcat]

@pine ginkgo is würde/konj just something you have to get a feeling for then

[pine ginkgo]

mhh

not really

[sudden panther]

I winsche mia das die olle wea keine papiere hat, das a hamgeht!!!11einself

[placid heath]

Was on holiday in Italy. Parked in the wrong spot. But the policewoman just said 'It's a fine'

[pine ginkgo]

or maybe a bit

[whole rapids]

guter Joke

[pine ginkgo]

you know the replacement rules, right?

like if the konj 1 form is the same as indicative, you replace it with konj 2

[shy bobcat]

yeah

[pine ginkgo]

and if the konj 2 form is the same as preterite, you replace it with würden

though

the replacements you only have to do, when the context is ambigious

or not easily understandable

[whole rapids]

as you previously mentioned Ari, when reading books

or whatever

[red pewter]

okay

[pine ginkgo]

wünschen is a pretty "difficult" verb anyway

[red pewter]

so how did i specifically die

[whole rapids]

you lived

[pine ginkgo]

since in of itself it expresses a condition and probability

[red pewter]

what

i lived?

[pine ginkgo]

so wünschte and würde wünschen are... uh closely linked

[whole rapids]

can you feel your legs?

[red pewter]

😮 😄

[shy bobcat]

as are any konjII/würden I thought?

[pine ginkgo]

the thing is

other verbs don't express condition or wishes like wünschen

if i said

Wir bezahlten das Essen

... how do you know i meant konj or indicative

for

Ich wünschte, ...

it doesn't matter

[shy bobcat]

yeh

[pine ginkgo]

since both forms basically express the same thing

[red pewter]

so i see people saying just to use wünschen

wünschte

[pine ginkgo]

you sound... uh eloquent though, if you use the correct konj forms while being unambigious

[red pewter]

and i am curious because it's the same in the Präteritum

[gleaming moth]

Ich wünschte mir, dass ich Deutsch sprechen könnte Can you say it that way?

[pine ginkgo]

yep

[red pewter]

ooh, mir

[pine ginkgo]

if you want to be understand

you always use würden

if you want to spice it up and show you know german

use konj 2 :)

sometimes

some konj 2 forms are pretty meh

like konj 2 of schwimmen

[whole rapids]

PHASE 4 - "IF ONLY" WISHES
Translate: If only I had a beer!

[pine ginkgo]

(have fun using the correct konj 2 of schwimmen)

[red pewter]

if only... 🤔

[shy bobcat]

🤔

[red pewter]

is that okay?

[gleaming moth]

Doch nur?

[red pewter]

the heckie is this

[whole rapids]

doch and/or nur

[pine ginkgo]

i didn't tell you to look it up, bell 😠

that was for teeeis 😠

generally, bell

[shy bobcat]

I would have said schwämme anyway

😄

[pine ginkgo]

if you see anything colloquial on dict.cc

please don't use it

[red pewter]

why is there 2 for each??

[pine ginkgo]

heehheheehehehehe

don't ask bell

[red pewter]

O_O

[shy bobcat]

because etymology and fun stuff

[pine ginkgo]

yep

also

[red pewter]

so no schön wär's

[pine ginkgo]

don't look up the preterite for backen

:)

[shy bobcat]

may as well ask, luna, schwämme or schwömme deiner meinung nach

[red pewter]

wenn auch (nur) ?

[pine ginkgo]

you know the preterite for backen, teeeis?

[shy bobcat]

hmm

[red pewter]

would that work?

[shy bobcat]

ich bin kein bäcker

[pine ginkgo]

yeah, bell

try it teeeis

[shy bobcat]

Backte kann nicht richtig sein, sonst würdest du nichts drüber sagen

[pine ginkgo]

:)

[shy bobcat]

Da

[pine ginkgo]

you sure? :)

[shy bobcat]

ne

moment

[whole rapids]

BUK WHAT

[pine ginkgo]

what would you

[shy bobcat]

wie bitte?

[pine ginkgo]

FUCK YOU PFERD

[shy bobcat]

😮

[whole rapids]

LOL

[pine ginkgo]

i wanted to have fun with teeeis x.x

[shy bobcat]

buk?

buk?

[placid heath]

Buk ist ein bug in der deutschen Sprache

[pine ginkgo]

you can say backte

but yeah

[whole rapids]

büke

[placid heath]

Es heißt ja auch kackte und nicht kuk, solet

[shy bobcat]

ich büke wenn ich Bäcker wäre

[pine ginkgo]

back then buk was the only accepted form of backen

:D

but it was so weird that people just made it a regular verb

so most people say backten today

[shy bobcat]

fragen

[red pewter]

Wenn auch nur ich ein Bier hätte!

[placid heath]

frug

[pine ginkgo]

schlagen :)

[placid heath]

schlug

[red pewter]

is my best guess.

[shy bobcat]

schlug ja

[pine ginkgo]

that works, bell

but now bell

[placid heath]

wat

[pine ginkgo]

if you don't see "Wenn auch nur" as one term

[placid heath]

wat

[pine ginkgo]

but as multiple terms

how would you change it

(think about word order)

[red pewter]

i think i'd put ich earlier?

i put hätte at the end because of wenn

luna, someone gave me this and it's helping me make less mistakes

Dig knows ❤

was it you, dig :? you were at least there

[gleaming moth]

i think i was there yea

cant you say Wenn nur, ich ein Bier hätte ?

[shy bobcat]

👀

[red pewter]

:?

[gleaming moth]

Well I mean what is the usage of the auch?

[pine ginkgo]

eh

you can ignore the auch

:x

[shy bobcat]

that auch is a dirty modal particle i think

my best friends

[whole rapids]

kill it

[pine ginkgo]

teeeis must know :x

[whole rapids]

Ari don't fail us now

[shy bobcat]

eh I'm working on something else atm

namely my printer is being a real dödel and I need to print an assignment out <_>

[pine ginkgo]

did you just steal dödel from me

good job

[shy bobcat]

no i stole dödel from youtube

[placid heath]

Soletdödel

[pine ginkgo]

wow

people use dödel on youtube?

i should rethink my word choices

[shy bobcat]

heard it at least once

also dödel is fun to say

döööödel 😄

[placid heath]

SoletLümmel

Wie wär das?

[pine ginkgo]

lümmel ist was für sesky

[whole rapids]

okay

[placid heath]

Naja

[whole rapids]

her sentence was grammatically correct, wasn't it?

[placid heath]

Vong Anatomie her ist Lümmel == Dödel

[whole rapids]

then CHECKPOINT REACHED

[red pewter]

😄

[shy bobcat]

I like bell.

When we tell her to vc she does

When we give her translations she does them

[placid heath]

Bell 2020

Replace flops

[sudden panther]

We should give bell a nice certificate.

[shy bobcat]

@red pewter 💙

[whole rapids]

silver star for cbell

[pine ginkgo]

bell is here for us

when we need here

[red pewter]

😄 ❤ 😄

[pine ginkgo]

and she doesn't need help in math

[sudden panther]

I always need here.

[pine ginkgo]

me too arrem

:(

[sudden panther]

Bell. Quick. Kelso gives you 1/5 of a cookie and I take 1/3 of that. How much do you have left?

[shy bobcat]

Speaking of math my math assignment finally printed out

Tschüss y'all

[whole rapids]

okay, I think I would give you two more phases for "purpose"

[red pewter]

well you took 1/15 of the cookie

[whole rapids]

don't want to overwhelm you

[red pewter]

i had 3/15

so i have 2/15 of a cookie left

[valid ice]

None, because you cleared your cookies to reduce tracking.

[sudden panther]

Bell just outmathed Floop!

[valid ice]

Silly bell

[whole rapids]

not sure if I can continue you at the moment and whether you want to

[red pewter]

😄 callum

i can do a couple more

[sudden panther]

or whatever that was.

[red pewter]

but I'm a little tired, so it really should just be a couple

[whole rapids]

okay, then a short break

brb

[valid ice]

how not flap is bell? 🤔

[sudden panther]

Being 20+ and in CS, I'm pretty sure bell can handle basic arithmetic. 😛

[valid ice]

😄

[placid heath]

I vote for flops replaced by bell

[sudden panther]

All in favor react with .

[pine ginkgo]

bell didn't see flops maths

[placid heath]

3 is the majority of 5 ppl

[pine ginkgo]

all is good

[red pewter]

I've seen it

[sudden panther]

The motion passes!

[pine ginkgo]

no bell, don't get corrupted

[red pewter]

"what do 4x-4y have in common?" "2"

[placid heath]

cbell plz change your name to Flöppsbell

and then pretend you're french.

[sudden panther]

Now we need to figure out how we turn 1 bell and 1 Flop into two bells and 0 Flops.

[pine ginkgo]

that's not even the worst, bell

or it maybe

idk

[red pewter]

uh.....pomme de terre?

[placid heath]

oui. you're hired.

[sudden panther]

Omelette du fromage*

Well I mean, 4x-4y do indeed have a 2 in common. It's the -4/8=-4 that makes me wanna punch a fox.

[red pewter]

how

how do you come to that conclusion

[pine ginkgo]

don't ask

she doesn't know, bell

and we don't know either

[valid ice]

FUCK

[placid heath]

hmm

[red pewter]

she's lucky she's cute 😄

[pine ginkgo]

nice callum

[placid heath]

you dropped some \

[pine ginkgo]

you didn't see what happened yesterday, i think bell

[red pewter]

no, i did not

[valid ice]

yes 😦

[sudden panther]

Nice fracd^2, Cal. ❤

[pine ginkgo]

it may be better for you, bell, that you didn't

korea wanted to die

when he saw that

[placid heath]

yeah

latex \LaTeX

[viral thunder]

Rendering Latex failed. See help if you think this is a mistake.

[placid heath]

Hass

[sudden panther]

The hell happened yesterday? I may have a repressed memorry.

[placid heath]

Wut

Enttäuschung

[sudden panther]

Automathed Korea.

[pine ginkgo]

the fractions, arrem

[sudden panther]

\text{\LaTeX}

[pine ginkgo]

1/5 + 1/3

you can't forget this

you must

[sudden panther]

Oh that was yesterday.

[pine ginkgo]

IMPRINT IT

in your flops archive

[sudden panther]

I've just been a bit busy and lost track of time. It's totally in my Flop archive though.

[valid ice]

kbellgo

[sudden panther]

Mmm hot.

[valid ice]

FUCK SAKE

[sudden panther]

Kek nice squares.

[valid ice]

second dydy/dx term is only first order, not second

i actually want to kill myself brb

[red pewter]

😄

[placid heath]

👌 🔫

[sudden panther]

Callum!

[sudden panther]

I'd never allow you to kill yourself. At least until you see Then you can die.

latex \🦊

[viral thunder]

Rendering Latex failed. See help if you think this is a mistake.

[sudden panther]

Lame. Latex should be able to handle emoji. 😦

[valid ice]

I think me and a few friends are wanting to go to gamescom next year, kinda wanna drag them down to Wien

[placid heath]

textmode?

TeX doesn't umlaut in math too

[sudden panther]

latex \text{\🦊}

[viral thunder]

Rendering Latex failed. See help if you think this is a mistake.

[placid heath]

:(

[sudden panther]

Fok Latex. Let's make Memetex.

[valid ice]

https://github.com/mathjax/MathJax memetex fork? 🤔

[whole rapids]

HELLO I AM RETURN

[placid heath]

RETURN NULL

[whole rapids]

WE MUST BE QUICK CBELL

LIKE THE COURSING RIVER

[red pewter]

okay

[placid heath]

WHY IS THE RIVER CURSING THO

[sudden panther]

Nah MathJax is just a Latex thing for browsers.

[valid ice]

yes

didn't actually look at it

[whole rapids]

PHASE 5 - AS IF
Translate: You ask as if I knew the answer.

[valid ice]

if it returns a canvas object then who cares 😄

[red pewter]

no comma?

[placid heath]

Du fragen, als wenn ich kannte diese Antwort.

[sudden panther]

Fun fact: before we had >latex I figured out a way to inject mathjax into Discord so I could render fancy latex for myself. Then I wanted others to see it too and made >latex. 😍 t

[whole rapids]

yeah, sorry, that was a subtle hint

[placid heath]

o:

[valid ice]

🤔 discord is on electron so you should just be able to use any node module?

[placid heath]

hm

[valid ice]

thought about trying to write something to allow for control with discord screenshare, like teamviewer

but haven't done anything yet

haven't even looked into to see if it's possible

[placid heath]

<script type="text/javascript"><!--while(true){alert("Meme");}//--></script>

:(

[valid ice]

oi m8 u herd of es6?

[red pewter]

Du fragst, als ob ich die Antwort wüsste.

[whole rapids]

PHASE PASSED

[red pewter]

😄

[tribal warren]

PHASE GEPASST

[sudden panther]

GEPASSED*

[tribal warren]

(i know passen means to fit)

oh true arrum

thanks for that real good correction

[pine ginkgo]

Bergi how was foody

[tribal warren]

It was great I feel like I might explode

[pine ginkgo]

Nice

[valid ice]

What did you have? I'm starving ;_;

[sudden panther]

If you don't feel like you're gonna explode, then you haven't eaten enough.

[tribal warren]

I had junk food again xD (-50 years by now)

[pine ginkgo]

Starving at midnight

[whole rapids]

PHASE 6 - I DUNNO WHAT TO CALL IT LOL
Translate: I am scared that I could lose the game.

[pine ginkgo]

Wtf callum

[valid ice]

Yeah, I worked from like 4-10

[tribal warren]

PHASE SEX

SECHS*

[pine ginkgo]

SEX

[valid ice]

ate last at half 3

[whole rapids]

naughty

[valid ice]

really in the mood for a doëner, but live in the middle of nowhere so can't get one 😦

[red pewter]

can we talk about that

i never know which that to use

[pine ginkgo]

Whats doenner

[red pewter]

i'm always in the mood for döner

[valid ice]

cease existance please solet 😢

[whole rapids]

cbell, could you replace "that" with "which" in the English?

[sudden panther]

doëner*

[red pewter]

nope

[valid ice]

are we speaking swissdeustch now?

🤢 .

[whole rapids]

there's your answer

[sudden panther]

Grüezi!

[red pewter]

that's an excellent tip

[whole rapids]

if it can't be replaced with "which" it's not a relative pronoun

[sudden panther]

Chocolate, cheese, banks and mountains!

[pine ginkgo]

Can i replace pferd with witch

[tribal warren]

Horsewitch

[sudden panther]

Oh and also neutrality and death to ß. That's all the Swiss I know.

[tribal warren]

ßerg

[whole rapids]

ich bin keine Hexe

[sudden panther]

Aber du bimst 1 Hexer

[tribal warren]

Hexakill = Witchkill 🤔

[pine ginkgo]

Yep

[whole rapids]

gibt es so etwas?

[pine ginkgo]

Gut erkannt, bergi

[tribal warren]

ty

[valid ice]

Where you'd say what in English (that's what a witch would say), what'd you say in German? 🤔

[tribal warren]

Who renamed me

Arrem

[sudden panther]

❤

[tribal warren]

:v

I imagine the natives naturally reading Sserg

[sudden panther]

Changing your name is a new hobby of mine.

[pine ginkgo]

I bet it was casca

[tribal warren]

I see

[sudden panther]

Fucking Casca. Always messes with people.

[whole rapids]

power abuse

[red pewter]

Ich habe Angst, dass ich das Spiel verlieren könnte.

[tribal warren]

Casca will never be the same to me

[whole rapids]

you know what they say about

[valid ice]

@fair iron up yers ye bastard ye

[whole rapids]

power

[shy bobcat]

I naturally read Serg, and I'm no native

[quasi merlin]

Casca isn't even awake.

[tribal warren]

That's cause you C it, Ari

[sudden panther]

I haven't heard Callum scottishing in quite a while now.

[tribal warren]

😉

[whole rapids]

PHASE PASSED

[sudden panther]

It's refreshing

[whole rapids]

ALL PHASES COMPLETED

[tribal warren]

After what they told me in Discord, I can't never see Casca the same way

[valid ice]

oi arrem mate

[sudden panther]

Mika killed Casca. 😦

[quasi merlin]

*awake

[pine ginkgo]

HÄTTE WHERE PFERD

[red pewter]

yay!!!

[sudden panther]

Too late now. We've seen through your schemes.

[pine ginkgo]

YOU SAID SOON

[whole rapids]

WHAT?

[sudden panther]

Where did you hide the body?

(It's fine as long as it's in Vienna.)

[whole rapids]

PHASE 4 HAD IT

unless you meant something else?

[sudden panther]

HÄTTE HÄTTE BICYCLE CHAIN

[valid ice]

arrem come in casual so i can scottish you please

[pine ginkgo]

Richtig arrem

[valid ice]

you are due it at this point

[sudden panther]

But it's 1am. 😦

[whole rapids]

wow where's the scottish for the rest of us

[valid ice]

i mean

[whole rapids]

fucking favourtism

[tribal warren]

Callum doesn't even speak english

[whole rapids]

NO BOSS CBELL

[valid ice]

pferd look in a mirror

[tribal warren]

how can you understand him

[whole rapids]

BUT THERE'S A PUZZLE

[red pewter]

😮

[whole rapids]

THE PUZZLE IS BEGINNER LEVEL, FEAR NOT

[pine ginkgo]

If callum is drunk, he speaks English

[tribal warren]

Yo Arrem

[valid ice]

🤔 I am kinda Solet

[sudden panther]

Yo ẞergo.

[valid ice]

but i can go really scottish i guess

if you are of wantings

[tribal warren]

Create a channel called Learning RPG

and Pferd is a mod there

[red pewter]

yes^

[tribal warren]

no no need for mod

[whole rapids]

REMEMBER (THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER) AND ENTER THE 6 USES INTO THE PUZZLE

[tribal warren]

but only pferd and his students may speak there

[sudden panther]

This is now learning RPG and I'll ban everyone who disobeys him.

[red pewter]

the ides of november 😮

[whole rapids]

I need other people Berg

[sudden panther]

Except Luna since then he'd be banned³.

[whole rapids]

THE 6 USES OF WHAT YOU MAY ASK?

WHY, THAT IS THE PUZZLE

[valid ice]

surely it'd be 3banned? 🤔

[red pewter]

oh geez louise...

ooh!

you did them in the phases!

let me think!

[tribal warren]

bell

[valid ice]

if you count 5 apples 3 times, you have 15 apples, not 125

[whole rapids]

Denke...

[tribal warren]

can you teach me funny american expressions? So far I've loved neato burrito and geez louise

[pine ginkgo]

I have exponential bantime

[valid ice]

holey baloney -> oh-em-geezers

[tribal warren]

holey baloney

[valid ice]

note: the americans misspell bologne

[red pewter]

hypothetical, politeness, wishes (with modal verbs), "if only" wishes, as if, future prospects?

[whole rapids]

easy peasy lemon squeezy

[pine ginkgo]

Not only misspell, callum

[tribal warren]

ezpz lmon sqzzy is csgo's expression tho

=p

[whole rapids]

CORRECT, PUZZLE COMPLETE

[pine ginkgo]

Also grossly mispronounce

[red pewter]

wooohooo!

[whole rapids]

YOU HAVE ESCAPED THE ZONE

[red pewter]

i'm putting this in my notes

[whole rapids]

Victors: cbell
Deaders: Dig, Flops

[sudden panther]

Woooooooo.

[red pewter]

I am alive!

[sudden panther]

What's her prize?

[whole rapids]

ANOTHER POINT

[pine ginkgo]

Being alive

[whole rapids]

8 OF 9 POINTERS IN THE HIDDEN PHASE LOCK NOW

[red pewter]

so close!

[sudden panther]

Does that mean that I can finally ban Flops?

[whole rapids]

no

[valid ice]

yes

[tribal warren]

obey Pferd Arrem

[sudden panther]

Damn. 😦

[tribal warren]

in Learning RPG, even the mods become peasants in Pferd's presence

that rhymd

[valid ice]

not really

[tribal warren]

fuck off

jk

❤

[whole rapids]

cbell, just to clarify, for your notes, "wishes" do not need to be done with modal verbs. It was just way to sneak modal verbs in

[tribal warren]

it rhymes in my broken english ok?

[whole rapids]

it doesn't rhyme in any way, sorr-eh

that's a rhyme

[pine ginkgo]

Eh.

[valid ice]

sorré

[tribal warren]

sorré

[whole rapids]

yeh

[tribal warren]

baguetté

[red pewter]

okay thanks

[pine ginkgo]

That doesn't rhyme with way tho

[valid ice]

https://clyp.it/sbsftktg ignore mic being silly

but that's it not rhyming

[tribal warren]

I just can't have fun in this Discord

[valid ice]

no

no you can't

[whole rapids]

hmm, I guess not clearly, it sounds close in my accent though

[pine ginkgo]

Nor in real life, bergi

[whole rapids]

fun is forbidden when learning German

[valid ice]

i can't imagine an edinburger accent 🤔

[red pewter]

notes taken :33

[whole rapids]

I've started to lose it too

[valid ice]

i spend more time immitating wiegie than english though so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[whole rapids]

anyway must sleep

until next time.

[pine ginkgo]

Greet gf from us

[whole rapids]

okay

actually meant to tell you solet

[valid ice]

-gn(-8/16) pferd

[whole rapids]

my gf saw yours and Korea's exchange with "laber mich nicht von der Seite an" blah blah like a week ago, and we use that as a meme between ourselves now

[pine ginkgo]

Lol

[tribal warren]

good nighty Pferdman

[red pewter]

lunaaaa

[pine ginkgo]

Nice

I love you guys, pferdi

[red pewter]

can I be A2 in your eyes yet T_T

[grizzled cedar]

why are there 2 general channels

[whole rapids]

luv u all 2

nite nite

[red pewter]

Pferd, thank you so much for helping me!

[whole rapids]

keep it scottish for me callum

no worries cbell

[valid ice]

🤔 i mean I could

not that I couldn't or anything

[whole rapids]

thanks for your native help btw solet

[pine ginkgo]

If you stop making word order mistakes, bell :)

[whole rapids]

seems I need to clean up my German though from this flopness

[red pewter]

I have a goal!

[valid ice]

schlaf gut doe pferd

[tribal warren]

Germany has 7

[pine ginkgo]

You do fine, pferd

[valid ice]

You do fine sounds like a very french way of saying that 😛

[red pewter]

I'm gonna take a study break and watch TV in PJS ❤

[valid ice]

Have fun Bell! 😄

[red pewter]

thanks ❤

[grizzled cedar]

You'll do fine

[pine ginkgo]

U better b sleepn when i wake up, bell

[valid ice]

Less french now 😄

[grizzled cedar]

you do fine is like some american being cool

[tribal warren]

otherwise youll be bannd

otherwise youll be a1 forevur

@red pewter it's all good though, your name already tells us that you'll be C

cbell

not abell

[red pewter]

😄 thanks berg ❤

[tribal warren]

😄

[grizzled cedar]

his name is Sserg

:p

[tribal warren]

Yea

[valid ice]

Szerg

[sour mesa]

@tribal warren little physics question

How do I know where to draw the normal line perpendicular on the surface

[tribal warren]

@sour mesa the place that the change of medium happens, so the wave will reach the surface in a point and from that point the wave that was refracted will appear, so that point is where you draw the normal line

Sorry I didn't answer right away, when you sent the message it was 4 am to me I was sleeping xD

[opal sequoia]

How did your test go, Berg?

[tribal warren]

It was meh

Time was the factor that affected me the most actually, because I had to rush a lot at the end to be able to finish it.

So my essay wasn't very good at the end and I couldn't think properly for the last questions

It was a veeeeeery boring test, oh my

[opal sequoia]

Oh I see.

[tribal warren]

I got headaches from how much it was boring to do it, because there were 90 questions, 45 were portuguese (only interpreting, with huge texts) and the other 45 were history, geography, sociology and philosophy, most of them with huge texts aswell, so I had to read carefully and even the tiniest details could make me miss the question

So there were texts that I read so many times

But it's okay, this is just like my plan B, if I don't do that good it's not really that important, what matters is the test I'm doing in 20 days

[opal sequoia]

Gross.

I hate that kind of stuff.

[tribal warren]

Yea, as I said, it's more of an endurance (I used resistance ty for the correction) test

[opal sequoia]

❤

[tribal warren]

In portuguese we use the same word, which is resistência

So I guess that's my excuse =p

I left at the last minute of the test, too

Macaco mah boi

[ancient spade]

Yeah, it's an endurance test

[tribal warren]

No talking about questions

[ancient spade]

Hey dude

Yeah

[tribal warren]

but vaguely asking about it

good or nah?

[ancient spade]

My essay was zerada hahhahaha

[tribal warren]

wot

why?

[ancient spade]

Didn't finish it in time

Lel

[tribal warren]

did you do more than 7 lines?

[ancient spade]

I almost did, but decided to leave it because I wouldn't finish it in time anyway

[tribal warren]

oh

I did 29 lines

but time was really tough

[ancient spade]

I hate writing essays

It's a torture

[tribal warren]

yeap

wtf was that too

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

the Thema

idk how to say that in english? Theme? Topic?

[ancient spade]

Topic I think

[opal sequoia]

Depends.

[tribal warren]

what did you think about the human sciences test? It was really hard

Idk

or maybe I'm just dumb

but I think it was harder than usual

[ancient spade]

I don't remember how hard it use to be

But yeah, it was challenging

[tribal warren]

dude

my essay-title was good

one thing I'm proud of

[ancient spade]

I got a headache halfway through the test haha

Too much stuff to read

[opal sequoia]

👀

[ancient spade]

What was it?

[tribal warren]

"A educação dando ouvidos as diferenças" (n tenho crase no teclado)

[ancient spade]

Base is gonna kill me :(

[tribal warren]

me too Macaco

I also got headaches

[opal sequoia]

I wonder how many people had a headache.

[ancient spade]

Whoaaa that was a nice title

[tribal warren]

tyty

[ancient spade]

I don't have any problems reading a lot

[tribal warren]

sounds like a dark joke tho xD

[opal sequoia]

Yeah nice title.

[tribal warren]

ok translating time

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

you do it Macaco

I can't translate things with double meaning

[opal sequoia]

I'll translate.

[ancient spade]

Nah, my English is not that good

[opal sequoia]

Your title, Berg?

[tribal warren]

yea

Education listening to differences

idk

xD

[ancient spade]

Doesn't work in English I think

[tribal warren]

so Base, dar ouvidos in portuguese literally means to give ears, which means to understand/to comprehend/ to listen to

so the topic was about deaf people getting education

so my title was that

[opal sequoia]

Oh, I was going to translate. :(

[tribal warren]

"Education dando ouvidos to the differences"

[ancient spade]

Oh :(

[tribal warren]

oh rip

what was your guess?

[opal sequoia]

Something education something differences.

[tribal warren]

welp

[pine ginkgo]

something bergi rip something

[tribal warren]

@ancient spade did time fuck you up too?

like

[ancient spade]

Yep

[tribal warren]

could you finish the test

[ancient spade]

Almost

[tribal warren]

at the end I had to "chutar" all of what was left =c

[opal sequoia]

It will be better when you don't have to do essay.

[ancient spade]

Then the girl overseeing the test said we had 3 min

And I had like 15 questions left

So I thought I had time to make educated guesses instead of marking c for all of them

And 30 seconds later the bell rang

[tribal warren]

omg samee

there were like 15 questions and like 5 minutes or something

but like it weren't 15 questions that I had no clue about

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

but like questions that I had gone through earlier and be like "ok it's either a or c"

dude it's so ambiguous

fuck this test

there's always 2 things that are correct

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

fuck ENEM

[ancient spade]

Yeah

I did it just for the giggles

[tribal warren]

FUVEST come to papa

You did it just for the memes.

Dude you don't even know

I did my test on the building D of the uni, right?

but my friends all did on the building A, where Sid was doing the camarote dos atrasados

[ancient spade]

Me too lol

[tribal warren]

I went with them to see where it was

They filled the fucking street

[ancient spade]

Who's Sid?

[tribal warren]

The guy from nãosalvo

[ancient spade]

Oh

Didn't know his name

[tribal warren]

idk how to say avenida in english

oh

avenue

there was so many people there that the whole avenue was filled

only 7 got late

I'm glad I didn't do it on that building

[ancient spade]

Haha wow

[tribal warren]

next sunday will be boring too

get prepared to do really boring maths

[pine ginkgo]

flops math?

[tribal warren]

no like

[ancient spade]

Lots of percentage, proportions

And huge texts

[tribal warren]

3.43784 TIMES 3049

DO IT

BY HAND

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

They don't ask it like that but it's basically that

[ancient spade]

This test is not a test of knowledge, but of endurance

[tribal warren]

yea

not going insane

[pine ginkgo]

lol

wtf are they testing

:D

[tribal warren]

they're testing if the people with 0 education can do simple maths

and read

[ancient spade]

That's the way government solves education

[tribal warren]

^

Macaco did you see what Cunha posted?

xD

[ancient spade]

No haha

[tribal warren]

(he posted from prison too lul)

[ancient spade]

Lol that's normal in Brazil

[whole rapids]

what is this endurance test you guys did for?

[ancient spade]

I've received so many calls from prison already

[tribal warren]

Yea

he's on the VIP though

[ancient spade]

It's ENEM, the Brazilian SAT. But dumbed down, with 180 questions that don't require knowledge

[ancient spade]

Okay, you do need to have some notions, but that's it

[tribal warren]

Much corruption

[ancient spade]

HahahhHahHha

[tribal warren]

Such wow

[ancient spade]

Heuhehauh

[tribal warren]

xD

[ancient spade]

Unbelievable

[tribal warren]

Dude has no fucking shame

[ancient spade]

Is that for real or just a meme?

Or both lol

[tribal warren]

for reals

I printed it myself

[ancient spade]

Lol

Esse nefasto e corrupto exame

I'm using that from now on

[tribal warren]

https://twitter.com/DepEduardoCunha/status/511112093853319168

DeputadoEduardoCunha (@DepEduardoCunha)

Desejo uma boa prova a todos e que Deus permita que esse seja o último ano em que esse nefasto e corrupto exame seja aplicado

Retweets

6644

Likes

2843

Twitter

[ancient spade]

Hahaha

[tribal warren]

Nefasto

sounds like something from Harry Potter

[whole rapids]

translate pls

[tribal warren]

I wish everyone a good test and that God makes so that this will be the last year that this corrupt test is applied.

[fair iron]

@valid ice A'm hurt that ye cuid even think that ah wid dae sic a thing. 😛

[tribal warren]

(Says the guy that got arrested for corruption)

[whole rapids]

at least he knows his irony

[tribal warren]

0 Shame dude

[ancient spade]

The guy became a meme by the way

I mean, most politicians became memes

[tribal warren]

Did he? oO

[ancient spade]

Do you like CBM?

[tribal warren]

Nope, idk what that is

[ancient spade]

Corrupção Brasileira Memes?

Have you been living under a rock?

Hahaha

[tribal warren]

oh

I know that page but I don't like it (as in I don't like it on Facebook)

[ancient spade]

Oh I see

[tribal warren]

I mean

I don't have it liked

xD

[ancient spade]

I got it haha

[tribal warren]

I don't like having politicagem on my facebook 😉

[ancient spade]

Well, they have some nice memes

Used to be a lot funnier in the beginning though

But I guess that's normal

[fluid horizon]

General one moving a bit too quick for me on mobile lol

Though nobody probably sees this either xS

[royal pollen]

I see you

[fluid horizon]

x3

[thick charm]

Sorry for spamming general1

We're just having some fun

[pine ginkgo]

no you're not

[fluid horizon]

My problem is wanting to talk about German but also not knowing enough to be confident talking yet lol

[thick charm]

Fuck off Lunsky

[fluid horizon]

Also in class

[viral vale]

Hallo alles

[royal pollen]

Same here

[viral vale]

Guten morgen

[whole rapids]

just try it

oh you meant literal talk?

[fluid horizon]

I also feel like I would clutter #questions

By questioning every word every

[whole rapids]

well, dictionaries are for that

[fluid horizon]

@whole rapids I literally started learning this yesterday

[viral vale]

Einfach mach es

[thick charm]

You won't clutter anything, no worries. Dictionaries are there for a reason and the rest you can just ask.

We're here to help

[fluid horizon]

Like what's alles lol

[royal pollen]

Everything

[thick charm]

If you do a thing you're not supposed to we'll tell you

[viral vale]

All

[fluid horizon]

But I'm in class so I guess I can't look it up quickly

[thick charm]

no it's everything rather than all

[viral vale]

Use google translate

[thick charm]

you can't say hallo alles

Don't use Google Translate

[viral vale]

Thats ridiculous

[whole rapids]

you should probs start with a grammar book then

[viral vale]

Its a dictionary

[whole rapids]

no it's not

[pine ginkgo]

it is not a dictionary

[fluid horizon]

^

[thick charm]

https://www.deepl.com/translator this one is waaay better

doesn't fuck up the easiest of sentences

[royal pollen]

DeepL is pretty good

[thick charm]

(like Google)

[viral vale]

Ok. Use that. Whatever

[fluid horizon]

I'm mobile atm

[thick charm]

never trust google translate

Never ever

It'll only teach you bad things

[pine ginkgo]

and never trust yourself

[viral vale]

Hallo alles was my own sentence btw

[fluid horizon]

So like. I cant switch and ask quickly

[thick charm]

Don't trust anyone, not even yourself

[viral vale]

I can see why sly is intimidated

[thick charm]

We're usually not that intimidating but we have to be with Google Translate

[fluid horizon]

I mean it's Day 1 without instruction really lol

[whole rapids]

Glaube nicht an dich selbst, glaube nur an mich, die an dich glaubt.

[pine ginkgo]

seit wann bist du weiblich, pferd

[viral vale]

Ive been saying hallo alles and no one has ever corrected me

[thick charm]

huh

[tribal warren]

I remember I did a german project 2 years ago and there was like one sentence that I didn't know how to say and it was past tense and I used google translate feelsbadman

[thick charm]

I might have never seen it then

[tribal warren]

it was wrong, but my teacher was like nono don't use google translate it sucks

[thick charm]

But yeah, alles is 'everything.' Use alle or zusammen

[whole rapids]

deepL entschied so

[fluid horizon]

I think all I saw was you and self in that sentence

[thick charm]

Hallo alle isn't something a native would say

but it works

[pine ginkgo]

weiß deine freundin schon, dass du weiblich bist, pferdchen?

🤔

[fluid horizon]

And there's the ß lol

[whole rapids]

nein, sage ihr nichts

[fluid horizon]

~<

[crystal delta]

❤ ß ❤

[thick charm]

ß is just a double s sound

[fluid horizon]

I know

[pine ginkgo]

irgendwann wird sie es schon herausfinden, pferdchen

:D

[fluid horizon]

But I mean I'm feeling like dropping out now cause so much >~<

[thick charm]

You'd be surprised at how many people call it a 'weird B'

Just take it slow

[whole rapids]

"Dieser Übersetzungsservice ist viel genauer als der Müllhaufen Google Translate."

[tribal warren]

weird B

ßergi

[viral vale]

What do people say instead of hello all

[fluid horizon]

I thought it was s sharp

[whole rapids]

hallo zusammen iirc

[thick charm]

There should be no pressure in learning a language

[viral vale]

Its a true s

[thick charm]

Yeah it's a sharp s

I told you, Storm

scroll up a bit

[fluid horizon]

I know there's no pressure but like

[viral vale]

The chat moves fast

[fluid horizon]

People throwing around German now and Im confused x~x

[thick charm]

huh

[fluid horizon]

And having a low self esteem isn't helping x~x

[thick charm]

cut it off weirdly

that should say zusammen

not zusamme

[pine ginkgo]

gg chuck

[thick charm]

Sly, we're here to help you first and foremost. Take your time.

[whole rapids]

yeah dragon bro/sis/dog

step by step

[viral vale]

Soooooo.....what do people say ro greet many people?

[whole rapids]

first learn pronouns

"hey Alter"

[thick charm]

Hallo alle miteinander

Hallo zusammen

Or just

hey

[viral vale]

Ok

[thick charm]

hallo Leute works as well

[whole rapids]

are the first two the exact same or slightly different?

[thick charm]

that's prolly my favourite

[whole rapids]

like in meaning

[thick charm]

They're pretty close

[viral vale]

Leute is gender neutral?

[thick charm]

It is

just like guys

[viral vale]

Ok

[fluid horizon]

Like.

[tribal warren]

Hallo allerseits

[whole rapids]

can you list the nominative pronouns? @fluid horizon

[viral vale]

Guys is gender neutral ir not depending on whom you ask

[fluid horizon]

ich du er,sie,es wir ihr Sie?

[pine ginkgo]

not quite

[whole rapids]

missing one

[fluid horizon]

Stupid auto correct s:

Uh

[pine ginkgo]

also one is still wrong

you have one pronoun twice

[fluid horizon]

Idk this is just what I got from Ramen

[viral vale]

Ramen?

[royal pollen]

Ich du er/sie/es wir ihr Sie

[fluid horizon]

Oh wait

[thick charm]

^

[fluid horizon]

er

[thick charm]

yup

[fluid horizon]

Not es

I was getting there >~<

[tribal warren]

you forgot sie for "they"

[royal pollen]

We can start with basic verbs like "to be" if you want

[thick charm]

no they didn't

Are you blind, Brego?

[fluid horizon]

No I didn't?

[pine ginkgo]

eh

i can understand his case

[tribal warren]

idk

[pine ginkgo]

since capitalization is important

[tribal warren]

I always write it like

[pine ginkgo]

and if you write everything with small letters

[tribal warren]

ich bin
du bist
er/sie/es ist
wir sind
ihr seid
sie sind
Sie sind

[fluid horizon]

I thought it had to be uppercase

[thick charm]

Look at Berg being organised

It doesn't

[pine ginkgo]

sie as in they

[tribal warren]

See Chucka

[pine ginkgo]

is not

[tribal warren]

avoiding those kinds of problems

[fluid horizon]

Why doesn't it have to be uppercase?

[tribal warren]

it's different things

[whole rapids]

it is just so

[thick charm]

pronouns are lowe case unless you refer to a single person as Sie as part of formal speech

[fluid horizon]

Is it like formal/not..?

[royal pollen]

Sie uppercase can mean "you formal"

[thick charm]

yeah

but sie refering to a group is always lower case

[royal pollen]

You can usually tell due to the conjugations

[whole rapids]

now give conjugations for "sein" and "haben" in present tense @fluid horizon

[viral vale]

Or it starts a sentence

[fluid horizon]

So sie is for they

Uh

[royal pollen]

Ich habe

Du hast

[thick charm]

sie is for they, Sie is you singular formal

[fluid horizon]

Okay nvm guess I'm not doing it

[royal pollen]

Er/sie/es hat

Oh sorry

[whole rapids]

you can still do "sein"

pass this test to enter the mystery zone

[tribal warren]

ich = I
du = you (informal singular)
es = it
er = he
sie = she/they
wir = we
ihr = you (plural)
Sie = you (formal singular)

[fluid horizon]

I would've said habst and been confused >~<