#general-2
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Well, I'm not insecure...
Just not sure
And not really bothering to be sure I'll pass
Lol
haha
Prestate
ye
Almost like prostate
xD
seriously though
24 questions for 4h30
so many filosophy
it was basically torture
I got mad and left at the minimum time cause I wasn't gonna waste my time with that sociology bullshit
then I came home and did exercises on biology
Kryptiko is philosophy man
Like in FUVEST there's never philosophy on the 2nd phase
so I'm all good
Me neither, tbh
I know what I need to know
but like dissertative questions about it are too painful
Wait, why is berg purple 🤔
I knew it
he took some juice
Hahaha
I think I'm going to go to sleep tbh
Yeah, me too
I feel de_stroyed
Good night
Good night!
everyone goin weird colours these days eh 
Can you ban them all, teeeis
gr Level A
:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level A role.
wie gehtsss
how are yoou

Grand-douche of Luxembourg... no thanks
ji'm not famliar
i guess it's a market
@hot cloak the explanations are usually pretty good though..?
I've found it pretty useful in the past
On the phone? Yea
Sometimes I just open discord to see what's up and I accidentaly click on stuff
One day I'm going to accidentaly join VC I know it
Oh I hate when that happens
Well, maybe not killed, but I could have seriously injuried him
What did you do?
Boi*
Well, that works too I guess

But he just went past behind me
how tf did I guess that
Between me and something like a parapeito
oh god
No, I wasn't on a bike
So I was going to lean on that
And I stepped back, I wasn't seeing him
With the perfect timing to step on his foot
And I smashed him against the thing
you criminal
Hahaha it wasn't my fault lol
I know i'm just messing
Talking about doing things by accident on the phone
ever accidentally called someone on whatsapp
?
Yes
It's the worst thing
Many times
So my phone screen was having this problem sometimes
It would just start clicking on the top-left corner
Which happens to be where the calls tab used to be
So I called people so many times
LOL
But it was mostly my friend
That's cool then
Yeah, I told her about that problem
I was just like looking at a this girl's profile who's from my school (I don't even know her) cause I wanted to know at what groups she was or some shit I don't rememberd
and I accidentally called
Hmmmm
and my old phone was bad
it wouldn't end
but then after a few seconds it worked
What's that Hmmmm about?
xD
Hahaha nothing
I don't even know her
Hahaha
Yeah, thankfully the only people I've called were friends of mine
So wasn't a huge deal
But yeah, sometimes I slap little kids in the face by mistake
LOL
That's common in Maranhão
eating acarajé while the monkeys dance axé and you slap kids
Hahaha
While breathing pure air 😏

Here we like to breath or own air
that's a basic mix of lots of CO2, CH4 and other nytrogen compounds
O2 is forbbiden
wot
Lol
a
👀
discord is betraying me
Okay haha
A nice, healthy lunch
of course
actually I lunch pizza too many times for my own good
cause I hate cooking so whenever there's stuff left that's still edible I just heat 'em up and bam
I don't deny arroz e feijão, though ;D
Oh I see
I thought you were dishonoring your origin for a second
I can't remember the last time I didn't have rice for lunch
I have it almost everyday too
@ancient spade Do you sometimes also read numbers backwards in English cause of german?
I've noticed that I'm doing that sometimes
Like just the way I look at them
It's 86 but instead of going for Eighty.., at first I go for Six (Sechsundachtzig)
Too much german =v
@ancient spade My mom is the hugest troll
Today I decided I'm going to redo the FUVEST2017 test, right? From last year, cause I got rekt
And she started listening to Forró really loud
xD
Good then haha
Roles you can give yourself:
Learning GermanLevel ALevel BLevel CGamingNerd
:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level B role.
getrole Seska
❌ Bad argument: Role "Seska" not found.
:'c
getrole nerd
:x: You already have this role.
what the XDDDD
Poor Seska.
That's true.
But I'm Seska
:c
Not safe for Flaps
its a fun place
You're also too young, Flappy.
"Fun" 🤔
you're too young to see naked people
We're all Seska
Speak for yourself. ^^
oh my god that's a meme now
youre to young for taking a shower and seeing yourself naked
Come on Flepska, join us
Mirrors are banned
is it better now? @ocean robin
😍
Yes, thanks 
Ban foxes.
Aan Brrem.
You're not the one holding the banhammer Flop. 
Aang
Katara
"With great responsibility comes great power" - Batman's dead aunt before she died.
TOPH
DIE LIEBE MEINES LEBENS
Just ska
Topf
all over the place
Penis.
naked penis
I expected that would happen sooner or later 
ban lunskameme
❌ Bad argument: Member "lunskameme" not found
haha
And what the fuck are you saying you two? 👀
HAHAHHAHHA
One day I'll ban soylentluner 😦
*SolelTuna
And then he sends a screenshot of him about to ban Solet. 
Tuna xD
He will still laugh and be like "hahaha you can't ban me"
Sry Flops. Wrong again.
Wrong about what?
your gender
I was talking about Solet though 🤔
Solet is an attack helicopter
lol what Korea
i identify as unbannable
☹
Bist du ein Fabelwesen, Korea?
Okay Korea, there. 🚪
Hm, ich spreche, und meine Mutter findet manchmal ich bin ne Sau, ergo bin ich ein sprechendes Tier. Ja.
LordKorea = Schweinebärmann confirmed
Ergo is also a German word? 🤔
oui
Bist du noch ganz Sau, Bär?
jesus christ the hell is this
Hm, ich lege keine Eier, gebe keine Wolle und Milch, aber sonst akkurat
German animals
Pig + sheep + cow? 🤔
wtffff
which of them lays eggs?
all of them
ALL of them.
got em
ok.
:(
Germans don't mess around Flops.
Oh and they have eggs too? How convienent.
says it right there
Yeah
Except when they go to Messe
they're eierlegend
Science is the number one priority. If your average is worse than 2.0 you can't go to uni. They're that strict.
that and alternatively a traid fair/exhibition
Oh, okay.
If your average is worse than 1.5 you're only allowed to study Geisteswissenschaften
Wow Solet that's harsh!
MINT is reserved for the 1.0-1.4 overlords
That's Germany. Slacking off is banned. You'd hate it there.
remembers about Danganronpa's exections
I had 1.6 😦
Even our chancellor has a PhD in physics
remembers about spoiling flops
And his wife her husband too. Or was it chemistry. Idk.
Spoiler: They all die 80-100 years after being born. The End.
don't have an average of 0.53333333333... though
🤔
How does your mark works though? I don't get it.
and you are thrown out of the country
1.0 = best (20/20)
Ah.
because 0.53333333333 is 08/15
6.0 = worst (0/20)
2.0 = you might as well go move under a bridge right now you future hobo
1.0 = sehr gut
2.0 = gut
3.0 = befriedigend
4.0 = ausreichend
5.0 = mangelhaft
6.0 = ungenügend
you only pass if you have at least 4.0
4.0 = >50%
When you have less than 20 in English = take a rope and sucide
*suicide
And yet you're still alive.
It is commit sudoku iirc
Not doing science, but still alive.
This was a triumph
Oh that was a flop Nemo, but thanks. 
sudo ku
ku not found. Try cnf ku if this was not a typo.
(Also, you're root and you're still trying to use commands that don't even exist. Idiot.)
sadly iOS does not have a decent kenken app 😦
What is (a) kenken
neknek spelled backwards.
🤔
nek nek is almost
NOOT NOOT 
Looks like a recipe for salad
Lol what.
Yeah
It's a math problem Flops.
80x Escargot
Solve it.
3 Escargots
the numbers in there have to be reached with the method shown
-5 Escargots
Looks like Korea's entertainment at the age of 8
At the age of 8 I integrated maxwell's equations for fun
EWWWW
And I proved P = NP, but the proof was to magnificient to fit on one page.
🐌 🛑
When will Flops prove that P = NP?
oh god
I just can't imagine me doing coding
🐌 🇫🇷 🏳 🐸
she will do it when P = NP = false
You're sure that the command is correct?
YEAH
~# rm -rf . /
LOL WAT
Me neither. Which is why it'lll be so fun when you do. :^)
flops compiles
error in line 5
flops: no, i don't see any mistakes
compiles again
error in line 5
flops: no, i still don't see anything
compiles again
omg she's stuck in an infinite loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQtZPNjc2gY Flopps attempt as a user-friendly AI
In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the s...
#include <io lol gotta eat :waevoli:
using namespace WTF ARREM
int main() {
cout < momma calls for me brb
retur AH I SEE IT NOW
stop calling me enton :sadlol:```
Like, we used an algorithm-thingy software which was really basic and we had to solve a math exercise. Then I am like "okay let's do this" when I finish my code and it's like "syntax is incorrect" and I was like 'wtf" then I put syntax correcty and then "error at line 5" =_=
Did you ask the computer nicely?
Ah. I love it when we use algorithm thingy software.
Did you put 'please' in front of every command?
Arrem, I think she's talking about METHLAB
*MATLAB
Yeah but it's not C or a thing like that. It's a basic software that I forgot the name.
Though lately we've been doing our algorithm thingies on paper. 😦
No Korea, it's not that.
It's Algebro something. 🤔
Holes-in-Paper™?
VB?
DELPHI
Algebro ehehehe.
PASCAL
TURBO PASCAL
FORTRAN
Hi I'm Algebro.
ASSEMBLY
GIT UR COBOL AWAY FROM ME
How convientent, I used Arrem's software.
OH GOD IF SHE SAYS ALGOL
WHAT IS THAT
NOTHING
SCHEME
An algorithm-thingy
OH OKAY
Scheme. Cute.
LISP
LISP
Algol would still be better than Malbolge, Arrem.
:<
LUA
BF2D
RUST
R
U
S
T
SHAKESPEAR
NODE.JS
ew
:kms:
Shakespeare? 🤔
Yeah
CHEF
Every program looks like a play
A new language okay
GO
yes
node.killChildren()
=D
node.killParent()
tfw you forget the linux in your search query how to kill orphaned children
I kill children every day.
google: parent dead how to terminate all children
Ich hab gerade bemerkt wie schlimm diese querys sich ohne linux oder c++ lesen
etwas
When you google that and your mind blows
They're rather boring. 😦
:(
I am new to dat language, I understand nothing of this
you're new to dative language
Dative language? 🤔

krypti making a horrible joke 😩
I didn't get it. 
it....'s a joke?
dat language

i think it's only horrible
dative language
we’re gonna call it a joke
facepalms really really slowly
Ich nenne es einen mutmaßlichen Jokus
ich nenne es unter aller Sau
sub omni canone
🌞 🌙 ich stimme zu
Die Bewertung sub omni canone (lat., zu betonen cánone, „unterhalb jedes Maßstabes“) (auch die pluralische Form sub omnibus canonibus ist gängig) ist eine Bewertungsstufe von Dissertationen, die eine ungenügende Leistung kennzeichnet.
Das...
TIL dass das gar kein Küchenlatein ist
TIL dass es echt ist
:O
kitchen latin ≠ latin kitchen
lad in kitchen?
lol
otherwise it would be an affront against humanity
Pass bloß auf, sonst wirst du ins Kittchen gesperrt. :D
No. I think I will go to sleep now actually. I have school tommorow. :<
ok gnight Ü

Good night dear Flappo
Good night. Have sweet dreams of the exercises we'll give you tomorrow
Evil
Dors bien, Flappy! 
😈
heheheh, I have something all ready, since kryptik is in the club 
I left the club for a bit earlier today
But she needs more exercises so you're welcome to help
do you actually have the full book or something or do you just get it from google lel
We can probably make those nicht questions last a few days 😄
We sometimes use the book "basic grammar". I somtimes use another book as well, a bit more difficult.
It's the same one as you showed I think
Today's questions were from Modern German Grammar
the one that popped up when I looked up the eines melancholischen Kopfes example was called like “German QUickly” or something
I looked that sentence up because I wanted to see how they handled it lel
Yes that's the one I use the most
@cold vessel Didn't know that
I like german quickly because the sentences are clever
in case I am gone tomorrow or something here’s what we should give her tomorrow
Is that just a translation task, Ari?
yes, vocabulary aid is usually just translation
yes
But it's probably linked to the chapter's grammar subject
it was directly underneath the melancholischen kopfes thing
looks it tbh
I haven’t poked around that book yet
besides trying to find the translation of that one sentence 😂
nicht placement would be fun to torture flops with tho
🤔
but yeah
that was today's theme
Well, she did say "Ich habe nicht das machen haben" 😂
"I didn't have to do that"
how many tries did it take to get to ich musste das nicht machen
The point was to use the perfect
I think she got it on the third try, after fixing the verbs the nicht placement was still wrong
I for one think that Flops is very rude.

She eats snails every day and she still hasn't invited us over for lunch.

Can someone to explain me the 'flops eating snails' meme?
ewwww
haha
Bit of an odd question, but how would you say someone is male in German?
you'd probably use the adjective männlich
I mean
If you want to say "he's a male" you'd just say "Er ist ein Mann"
But if you want to use an adjective, that'd be männlich
Gotcha, danke sehr
"er ist männlich"
Du bist männlich
nicht wahr
Doch
okö
Alles gut
du bist da drauf?
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag @torn kindle 🎉
Oh Gott, danke ❤ damit hab ich überhaupt nicht gerechnet :D
Oh hey. Happy Seskaday. 🎉
how do you know nemo 😱
Thank you Arrememe ❤
Nemo is secretly the doctor that delivered Seska.
sesky
Lunsky
will you get lewd stuff for birthska?
a tattoo
pics!
lieber nicht xD
🍆
warum nicht Arschka, arrem?
Aaa. Ist mir nicht eingefallen. 🙁
☹
Turn that frown upside down
Smiley!
Did Nemo just used Fusion with Seska?
wuttt...Seska fused with three people?
So it would seem.
her birthday spawned abominations, rain
Ayyy merci.
How old is this book, Ari?
No clue
Translating ger -> eng. Boring.
2004 @cold vessel
Fräulein 🤔
Yeah I was like "wot a little woman"
Midgets!
@sudden panther srry, we'll do some eng - ger translations maybe, but I'm not good at coming up with sentences
I love midgets. Except when they stab smelly.
Isn't "Fräulein" rude nowadays?
I think so
wat really
@sudden panther 😄
That's why you take the German ones you already have, translate them to English and give them to Floop.
Ye lazy meme.
Okay 3rd sentence.
she did the first and second in #questions you meme
The old people's kids often have problems.
I bet they sucked.
lol
Technically wrong.
Yes
Awww. 
I'm gonna back translate yours to german: Die Kinder der armen Leute haben oft Probleme
It sounds awkward when technically right
Wait.
I was going to say, Arizona. ^^
"Alter"
Where did you get armen from? 😛
God my mind just blew 🤔
He had them from birth.
Ari, isn't your translation technically wrong as well? In addition to "armen"
@cold vessel not really, beyond that I made the same change flop made in translation
No, Flappy.
Day 2340239429349234923492049345358: Floop still can't decline.
Ari: "The kids of the old people" vs "Kids of the old people"
B-but it can't be only one people!
We can ignore that one.
Because it's not called people otherwise! 🤔
Then what is it? Why is the declension die-like?
I would have put alten tbh.
And that's where you'd be wrong, kiddo.
Wait.
What case are the Leute in?
Oh jeez I am kinda dumb on this one.
A wooden one, perhaps?
on this one
Nononono I see. Die is der in Genitive right? 🤔
But I think I am in an infinite loop right there, I am still trying to find the mistake I did
while True:
floop()```
Die Kinder alter Leute haben oft Probleme (original)
Die Kinder der alten Leute haben oft Probleme (my back translation of Flappy's English)
The old people's kids often have problems (Flappy's English)
Oh oh oh.
Old people's kids often have problems
FORGOT THAT WEAK DENCLENSION EXISTED
Hon hon honhon hon hon hon honhonhon. (Flappy's French)
😄
🤔
Deswegen ist er arm.
😦
What's depressing? D:
The sentence.
And your errors, sometimes.
LOL
And the great depression.
And the great depressurization
A poor man has no friends.
weniger lol mehr übersetzen, bitte
Poor him 2.0.
And Floop as a child.
Technically man is not the right word
Human?
individual 
ARREM PLEASE STOP THAT ALREADY
@ocean robin starts with a p, looks french'
The more you show snails to me, the more it digusts me >_>
pommes
@sudden panther 😄
Paysan? 🤔
Lol what
wat
paysan is like an italian slang word isn't it
No, Flappy, the word you are looking for is not peasant.
🤔
Japanese kidnapper: Will pay-san already pay sum?
@ocean robin une personne? what's the english word that looks like that
Oooooh yeeeeah.
Ohhhh. Persun.
Person, Flops.
Oh god person.
👍🏻
@ocean robin k, now fix your sentence
What's the difference between der Mensch and die Person then 🤔
The human vs the person.
Wow that sentence is depressing.
- Viele Leute trinken gern Wein.
perfect for france honhonhon
A lot of people like to drink wine 🍷
- Was ist den Herren verboten?
nix
😄
Ah yes, was. Took me a while to learn that one as well.
what, we're past the wine thing, you got a ✅ for it
Why are you trying to break an already correct sentence?
That's her hobby.
🇫🇷 🍷
Oh no, I was just trying to see the meaning of a word I didn't know. Sorry. 😅
Floops' motto: move fast and break things.
Go hard or go home.
move gast and break thinhs* gotta have some typos in there
You can't have only typos, you need one word that's clearly from misreading the dictionary
Oh, fired from.
Didn't see that, though it was written "hired from" 
Hired from doesn't make sense though. 😛
😛
You're hired!
@ocean robin please translate 😄
What are the men prohibited? lol wat 
no
A word is missing in order for that to make sense.
cases
Yeah, okay so there's dative huh.
Kek.
So there might have a preposition before "the men". 🤔
So there's dative. Good conclusion.
you can either fix it with one additional word or two
Oh look it's Chuck! 


I was going to say what are the men prohibited from but idk if that makes sense 🤔
that does make sense.
Oh and does it work?
The structure is pretty different, but it gets the meaning across
I'll let someone else judge if that counts
No. 
😦
a more literal way would be something like "what is prohibited to the men", and the closest idiomatic translation to that would be "what is prohibited for men"
but yours got the meaning across fine
you get half a checkmark
😄
Yeah, I was going to add "to" but then I thought about from
Half a checkmark okay lol
Too an enemy is too much Why is the auch here? It makes the sentence sound a little bit off...
Well
Wrong ein ;)
Oh wait, we could change it to "also" and it sounds way better.
this is a usage of auch that doesn't translate as "also" or "too"
Try it.
Oh it's even?
Try it.
even might work, yes
even might even work
Odd, however, might not.
Ari spoiling, how nice.
I didn't spoil 👀
Even an enemy is too much.
Wrong ein.
again, use a different "ein"
^
1
you can't put the stress on "an", so you have to use a different word that you can
1 vong menge her
🤔
mengigkeit*
wooot I am confusion
Psykokwak?
ein is a number
Floop is always pure confusion.
what number is ein
Look, Flappy is that hispanic girl from the vine
I AM CONFUSION
Then maybe use it.
what is the name of that number in english @ocean robin
Am I hispanic? What lol
hold on
Ok, now put it all together
YES
literally flops
EXACTLY CHUCK
Arkansas vs Kansaw
Amerika exblain!!!1
Kansaw chainsas massacre.
Even one enemy is too much.
I'm still annoyed you can't use "eins" in front of nouns
Not with that attitude.
1 dumme Regel
dat is 1 regel vong 1 dummigkeit her
😒
@ocean robin 8. Die Arbeit des Historikers interessiert den Professor.
GO
are we working on anything :?
we're working on Flops
Reposted because it's so fucking far to scroll up: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/305746952929280001/369536842711826444/flops_exercise..PNG?width=570&height=281
thank you henbri ❤
Professor Oak
lol please
A Professor is not the same as a Lehrer
Oh.
a professeur is not the same as an einsegnant in french, is it?
1egnant
It is 🤔
1segway
@ocean robin really?
The historian's work intrests the professor. Wow sounds weird.
should I let the misspelling slide and give her a check 🤔
No
No
@ocean robin you misspelled a word
NOOOOO
interests?
The historian's work interests the professor. 
- Die gesammelten Werke der amerikanischen Historiker sind auch in einer Bibliothek in Berlin. (Is Historiker singular or plural? How do you know?)
@ocean robin ^^ 😉
🤔
Ooh, have fun, Flappy. ^^
🍿
unacceptable 😒
Unicode was designed by the French. So they just added snails and frogs and baguettes and things.
The historians' collected works are also in a library in Berlin. Since it's der Historiker, could just assume that it was plural because of Genitive and it gives der. Simple and ez. 
plural
historian's
on shiet
flops you flopped
That was a flop, forgive me 😦

I fixed it.
and I checked it.
Yayies.
well, that was the last sentence in that image thing
Everyone thought I was going to struggle, didn't they?
so i guess if someone wants to throw something with a ton of genitives and nichts at floppy, we can do that
OH GOD
I believed in you, Flappy.
E-E-EENTON?!?!??!!?!

Casca hat nicht gedacht, dass Flops schreiten würde, aber hat sie geglaubt. 🤔 Could durchfallen work in this too?
it's scheitern (= to fail)
I think you typoed up a word, and "aber" 👀
and you need to watch your pronoun at the end 😉
I never feel okay when you're around, Flips
then go away
ban flipperflopper
❌ Bad argument: Member "flipperflopper" not found

@twilit garden I think she's missing a preposition, rather than using a wrong pronoun, but maybe both ways work 😄
But how rude. 😦
Oh wait, yeah I didn't type correctly. Let me fix and add a preposition:
yes you're right, Arizona, it just came to me
either you put in a preposition or you change the pronoun
wait
Changing the pronoun would have a different meaning, no?
yes, that is what i just noticed too
it would.... to my mind "believed her" and "believed in her" are pretty diffrent
Casca hat nicht gedacht, dass Flops scheitern würde, aber hat an sie geglaubt. as dict.cc says
different* god even I can't spell today
But it's uh, an jdn glauben 🤔
