#general-2

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ancient spade
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Hahaha

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Well, I'm not insecure...

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Just not sure

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And not really bothering to be sure I'll pass

tribal warren
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it's impossible

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(to be sure)

ancient spade
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Yeah

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So just enjoy the ride

tribal warren
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today I did a simulado for VUNESP

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thank god I'm not going to prestate that test

ancient spade
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Lol

tribal warren
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haha

ancient spade
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Prestate

tribal warren
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ye

ancient spade
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Almost like prostate

tribal warren
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xD

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seriously though

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24 questions for 4h30

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so many filosophy

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it was basically torture

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I got mad and left at the minimum time cause I wasn't gonna waste my time with that sociology bullshit

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then I came home and did exercises on biology

ancient spade
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Baseado loves some philosophy

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Lol

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I see

tribal warren
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Kryptiko is philosophy man

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Like in FUVEST there's never philosophy on the 2nd phase

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so I'm all good

ancient spade
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I see

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I don't need to study for that at all, thankfully

tribal warren
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Me neither, tbh

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I know what I need to know

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but like dissertative questions about it are too painful

pine ginkgo
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Wait, why is berg purple 🤔

ancient spade
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Lol

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The prophecy is true @tribal warren

tribal warren
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I knew it

ancient spade
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he took some juice

tribal warren
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Cause I'm spoopy

ancient spade
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Hahaha

tribal warren
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I think I'm going to go to sleep tbh

ancient spade
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Yeah, me too

tribal warren
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I feel de_stroyed

ancient spade
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I was so tired, I fell asleep at 9

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Lol

tribal warren
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Good night

ancient spade
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Good night!

shy bobcat
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everyone goin weird colours these days eh kappa

pine ginkgo
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Can you ban them all, teeeis

opal sequoia
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gr Level A

viral thunderBOT
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:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level A role.

severe raven
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wie gehtsss

pine ginkgo
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FISA BOOKMARK

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FUCK

severe raven
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scheiße

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💩

pine ginkgo
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:D

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welcome back once again fisa :P

severe raven
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how are yoou

pine ginkgo
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doing fine :D

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just chilling around in the morning~

lost dagger
pallid kelp
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it's a steal 👍

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what could go wrong

hot oriole
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Grand-douche of Luxembourg... no thanks

lost dagger
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ji'm not famliar

lunar urchin
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i guess it's a market

hot cloak
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@hot cloak the explanations are usually pretty good though..?

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I've found it pretty useful in the past

tribal warren
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I saw your namy thing on learning 👀 @ancient spade

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yus i am stolker

ancient spade
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Lol

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I typed something by mistake

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Happens way too often

tribal warren
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On the phone? Yea

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Sometimes I just open discord to see what's up and I accidentaly click on stuff

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One day I'm going to accidentaly join VC I know it

ancient spade
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Yeah haha

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You don't know how clumsy I can be

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I almost killed this kid once

tribal warren
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Oh I hate when that happens

ancient spade
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Well, maybe not killed, but I could have seriously injuried him

tribal warren
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What did you do?

ancient spade
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It was a little boi

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Boy*

tribal warren
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Boi*

ancient spade
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Well, that works too I guess

tribal warren
ancient spade
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Hahhaa

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Anyway

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It's kinda hard to explain

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Especially in English

tribal warren
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You were driving a bike

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or rather, biking

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?

ancient spade
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But he just went past behind me

tribal warren
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how tf did I guess that

ancient spade
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Between me and something like a parapeito

tribal warren
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oh god

ancient spade
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No, I wasn't on a bike

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So I was going to lean on that

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And I stepped back, I wasn't seeing him

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With the perfect timing to step on his foot

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And I smashed him against the thing

tribal warren
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you criminal

ancient spade
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Hahaha it wasn't my fault lol

tribal warren
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I know i'm just messing

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Talking about doing things by accident on the phone

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ever accidentally called someone on whatsapp

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?

ancient spade
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Yes

tribal warren
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It's the worst thing

ancient spade
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Many times

tribal warren
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You just try spamming the thing to end the call

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And it's delayed

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it won't end

ancient spade
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So my phone screen was having this problem sometimes

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It would just start clicking on the top-left corner

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Which happens to be where the calls tab used to be

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So I called people so many times

tribal warren
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LOL

ancient spade
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But it was mostly my friend

tribal warren
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That's cool then

ancient spade
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Yeah, I told her about that problem

tribal warren
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I was just like looking at a this girl's profile who's from my school (I don't even know her) cause I wanted to know at what groups she was or some shit I don't rememberd

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and I accidentally called

ancient spade
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Hmmmm

tribal warren
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and my old phone was bad

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it wouldn't end

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but then after a few seconds it worked

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What's that Hmmmm about?

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xD

ancient spade
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Hahaha nothing

tribal warren
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I don't even know her

ancient spade
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I see

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Something similar happened to me too

tribal warren
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My stories are bad

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I like your killing kids stories better

ancient spade
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Hahaha

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Yeah, thankfully the only people I've called were friends of mine

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So wasn't a huge deal

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But yeah, sometimes I slap little kids in the face by mistake

tribal warren
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LOL

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That's common in Maranhão

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eating acarajé while the monkeys dance axé and you slap kids

ancient spade
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Hahaha

tribal warren
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God that's so racist

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omg

ancient spade
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While breathing pure air 😏

tribal warren
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Here we like to breath or own air

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that's a basic mix of lots of CO2, CH4 and other nytrogen compounds

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O2 is forbbiden

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wot

ancient spade
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Lol

tribal warren
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a

ancient spade
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👀

tribal warren
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discord is betraying me

ancient spade
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Okay haha

tribal warren
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I'm lunching pizza right now

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real fat pizza

ancient spade
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A nice, healthy lunch

tribal warren
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of course

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actually I lunch pizza too many times for my own good

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cause I hate cooking so whenever there's stuff left that's still edible I just heat 'em up and bam

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I don't deny arroz e feijão, though ;D

ancient spade
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Oh I see

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I thought you were dishonoring your origin for a second

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I can't remember the last time I didn't have rice for lunch

tribal warren
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I have it almost everyday too

tribal warren
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@ancient spade Do you sometimes also read numbers backwards in English cause of german?

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I've noticed that I'm doing that sometimes

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Like just the way I look at them

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It's 86 but instead of going for Eighty.., at first I go for Six (Sechsundachtzig)

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Too much german =v

ancient spade
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Lol yeah

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Sometimes I do that

tribal warren
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@ancient spade My mom is the hugest troll

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Today I decided I'm going to redo the FUVEST2017 test, right? From last year, cause I got rekt

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And she started listening to Forró really loud

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xD

ancient spade
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Lol

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That's awful

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Tell her if you don't pass, it's her fault lol

tribal warren
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Nah it's fine now I asked her politelly

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and she understood

ancient spade
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Good then haha

hot cloak
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Hey! how do I add my role

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?

fair iron
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Which role(s) are you trying to add?

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getrole

viral thunderBOT
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Roles you can give yourself:

  • Learning German
  • Level A
  • Level B
  • Level C
  • Gaming
  • Nerd
hot cloak
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I want a role B-ish

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getrole Level B

viral thunderBOT
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:heavy_check_mark: Given you the Level B role.

hot cloak
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oh

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Thank you ❤

torn kindle
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getrole Seska

viral thunderBOT
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❌ Bad argument: Role "Seska" not found.

torn kindle
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:'c

karmic yacht
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getrole nerd

viral thunderBOT
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:x: You already have this role.

hot cloak
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what the XDDDD

ocean robin
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Poor Seska.

torn kindle
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i do

ocean robin
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That's true.

thick charm
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But I'm Seska

torn kindle
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and i want an own channel

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nsfw

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:c

ocean robin
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ooooooh god Chuck mmlol

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Yeah no Seska I wouldn't go there. Seems too scary.

torn kindle
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:c

thick charm
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Not safe for Flaps

torn kindle
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its a fun place

fair iron
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You're also too young, Flappy.

ocean robin
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"Fun" 🤔

thick charm
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you're too young to see naked people

twilit garden
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We're all Seska

fair iron
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Speak for yourself. ^^

ocean robin
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oh my god that's a meme now

torn kindle
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youre to young for taking a shower and seeing yourself naked

thick charm
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Come on Flepska, join us

twilit garden
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Mirrors are banned

ocean robin
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lol

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Wait I can't change my nickname on phone. Or the foxie will be deleted. 😦

twilit garden
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is it better now? @ocean robin

torn kindle
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😍

ocean robin
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Yes, thanks mmlol

sudden panther
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Ban foxes.

thick charm
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Look, it's Arrska

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my favourite pirate

ocean robin
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Aan Brrem.

sudden panther
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You're not the one holding the banhammer Flop. mmlol

ocean robin
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I wish I was mmlol

torn kindle
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She wanted to Aan you

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not to ban

thick charm
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Aang

torn kindle
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Katara

sudden panther
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"With great responsibility comes great power" - Batman's dead aunt before she died.

torn kindle
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TOPH

pine ginkgo
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ban you

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all

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please

torn kindle
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DIE LIEBE MEINES LEBENS

twilit garden
thick charm
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Topf

ocean robin
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👀

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I am lost, what's the topic of this conversation again? mmlol

twilit garden
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all over the place

torn kindle
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Penis.

pine ginkgo
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naked penis

torn kindle
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ew

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nsfw

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go away

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ban lunska

ocean robin
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I expected that would happen sooner or later mmlol

sudden panther
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ban lunskameme

viral thunderBOT
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❌ Bad argument: Member "lunskameme" not found

pine ginkgo
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haha

ocean robin
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And what the fuck are you saying you two? 👀

pine ginkgo
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look at arrem trying to ban me

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hahaha

torn kindle
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HAHAHHAHHA

sudden panther
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One day I'll ban soylentluner 😦

placid heath
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*SolelTuna

ocean robin
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And then he sends a screenshot of him about to ban Solet. mmlol

torn kindle
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Tuna xD

ocean robin
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He will still laugh and be like "hahaha you can't ban me"

sudden panther
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Sry Flops. Wrong again.

ocean robin
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Wrong about what?

torn kindle
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your gender

ocean robin
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I was talking about Solet though 🤔

placid heath
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Solet is an attack helicopter

ocean robin
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lol what Korea

pine ginkgo
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i identify as unbannable

torn kindle
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placid heath
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I identify as unidentified

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DER Bart!

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wzf

fair iron
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Bist du ein Fabelwesen, Korea?

ocean robin
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Okay Korea, there. 🚪

placid heath
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Hm, ich spreche, und meine Mutter findet manchmal ich bin ne Sau, ergo bin ich ein sprechendes Tier. Ja.

twilit garden
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LordKorea = Schweinebärmann confirmed

ocean robin
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Ergo is also a German word? 🤔

twilit garden
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oui

placid heath
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Bist du noch ganz Sau, Bär?

twilit garden
ocean robin
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jesus christ the hell is this

placid heath
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Hm, ich lege keine Eier, gebe keine Wolle und Milch, aber sonst akkurat

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German animals

ocean robin
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Pig + sheep + cow? 🤔

placid heath
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Efficient AF

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yeah essentially

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Bred by the CSU

ocean robin
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wtffff

torn kindle
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which of them lays eggs?

thick charm
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all of them

placid heath
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ALL of them.

thick charm
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got em

torn kindle
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ok.

placid heath
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:(

sudden panther
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Germans don't mess around Flops.

ocean robin
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Oh and they have eggs too? How convienent.

thick charm
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says it right there

placid heath
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Yeah

twilit garden
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Except when they go to Messe

thick charm
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they're eierlegend

placid heath
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That's why they're the most german animal ever

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They waste no time

ocean robin
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Is Messe what I think? The church?

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🤔

sudden panther
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Science is the number one priority. If your average is worse than 2.0 you can't go to uni. They're that strict.

twilit garden
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that and alternatively a traid fair/exhibition

ocean robin
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Oh, okay.

pine ginkgo
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people with an average of 3.5 or worse

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get executed

placid heath
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If your average is worse than 1.5 you're only allowed to study Geisteswissenschaften

ocean robin
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Wow Solet that's harsh!

placid heath
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MINT is reserved for the 1.0-1.4 overlords

sudden panther
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That's Germany. Slacking off is banned. You'd hate it there.

ocean robin
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remembers about Danganronpa's exections

twilit garden
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I had 1.6 😦

placid heath
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Even our chancellor has a PhD in physics

pine ginkgo
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remembers about spoiling flops

ocean robin
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NOOOOOO

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PLEASE DON'T

sudden panther
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And his wife her husband too. Or was it chemistry. Idk.

placid heath
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Spoiler: They all die 80-100 years after being born. The End.

twilit garden
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don't have an average of 0.53333333333... though

ocean robin
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🤔

pine ginkgo
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yeah

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if you got that, they know you cheated

ocean robin
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How does your mark works though? I don't get it.

pine ginkgo
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and you are thrown out of the country

placid heath
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1.0 = best (20/20)

ocean robin
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Ah.

twilit garden
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because 0.53333333333 is 08/15

placid heath
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6.0 = worst (0/20)

ocean robin
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what 🤔

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That's weird.

sudden panther
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2.0 = you might as well go move under a bridge right now you future hobo

placid heath
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1.0 = sehr gut
2.0 = gut
3.0 = befriedigend
4.0 = ausreichend
5.0 = mangelhaft
6.0 = ungenügend

pine ginkgo
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you only pass if you have at least 4.0

twilit garden
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4.0 = >50%

ocean robin
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When you have less than 20 in English = take a rope and sucide

twilit garden
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*suicide

sudden panther
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And yet you're still alive.

placid heath
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It is commit sudoku iirc

sudden panther
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Not doing science, but still alive.

twilit garden
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This was a triumph

ocean robin
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Oh that was a flop Nemo, but thanks. mmlol

pine ginkgo
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sudo ku

placid heath
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ku not found. Try cnf ku if this was not a typo.

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(Also, you're root and you're still trying to use commands that don't even exist. Idiot.)

twilit garden
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sadly iOS does not have a decent kenken app 😦

placid heath
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What is (a) kenken

sudden panther
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neknek spelled backwards.

ocean robin
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🤔

placid heath
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nek nek is almost

twilit garden
placid heath
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NOOT NOOT wavepengu

ocean robin
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I am lost 2.0.

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GOd what's this

placid heath
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Looks like a recipe for salad

ocean robin
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Lol what.

placid heath
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Yeah

sudden panther
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It's a math problem Flops.

placid heath
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80x Escargot

sudden panther
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Solve it.

placid heath
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3 Escargots

twilit garden
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the numbers in there have to be reached with the method shown

placid heath
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-5 Escargots

viscid cape
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Looks like Korea's entertainment at the age of 8

placid heath
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At the age of 8 I integrated maxwell's equations for fun

ocean robin
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EWWWW

placid heath
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And I proved P = NP, but the proof was to magnificient to fit on one page.

ocean robin
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STOP WITH SNAILS

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I BEG YOU

placid heath
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🐌 🛑

sudden panther
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When will Flops prove that P = NP?

placid heath
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Flops doing compsci

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oh god

pine ginkgo
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oh god

ocean robin
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I just can't imagine me doing coding

sudden panther
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🐌 🇫🇷 🏳 🐸

twilit garden
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she will do it when P = NP = false

placid heath
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You're sure that the command is correct?
YEAH
~# rm -rf . /
LOL WAT
sudden panther
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Me neither. Which is why it'lll be so fun when you do. :^)

pine ginkgo
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flops compiles

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error in line 5

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flops: no, i don't see any mistakes

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compiles again

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error in line 5

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flops: no, i still don't see anything

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compiles again

placid heath
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omg she's stuck in an infinite loop

pine ginkgo
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error in line 5

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mhh, WAT?

placid heath
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BREAK

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BREAK

viscid cape
sudden panther
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#include <io lol gotta eat :waevoli:

using namespace WTF ARREM

int main() {
    cout < momma calls for me brb
    retur AH I SEE IT NOW
stop calling me enton :sadlol:```
placid heath
ocean robin
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Like, we used an algorithm-thingy software which was really basic and we had to solve a math exercise. Then I am like "okay let's do this" when I finish my code and it's like "syntax is incorrect" and I was like 'wtf" then I put syntax correcty and then "error at line 5" =_=

viscid cape
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:v

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What have you guys done to her

placid heath
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Did you ask the computer nicely?

sudden panther
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Ah. I love it when we use algorithm thingy software.

placid heath
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Did you put 'please' in front of every command?

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Arrem, I think she's talking about METHLAB

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*MATLAB

ocean robin
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Yeah but it's not C or a thing like that. It's a basic software that I forgot the name.

placid heath
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...

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BASIC?

sudden panther
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Though lately we've been doing our algorithm thingies on paper. 😦

ocean robin
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No Korea, it's not that.

placid heath
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Gnu octave?

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Batch?

ocean robin
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It's Algebro something. 🤔

fair iron
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Holes-in-Paper™?

placid heath
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VB?

pine ginkgo
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DELPHI

sudden panther
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Algebro ehehehe.

pine ginkgo
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PASCAL

placid heath
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TURBO PASCAL

pine ginkgo
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FORTRAN

sudden panther
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Hi I'm Algebro.

placid heath
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COBOL

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ALGOL60

pine ginkgo
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ASSEMBLY

sudden panther
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GIT UR COBOL AWAY FROM ME

ocean robin
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How convientent, I used Arrem's software.

sudden panther
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OH GOD IF SHE SAYS ALGOL

ocean robin
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WHAT IS THAT

sudden panther
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NOTHING

pine ginkgo
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SCHEME

placid heath
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An algorithm-thingy

ocean robin
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OH OKAY

sudden panther
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Scheme. Cute.

pine ginkgo
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LISP

placid heath
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LISP

fair iron
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Algol would still be better than Malbolge, Arrem.

placid heath
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:<

pine ginkgo
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LUA

placid heath
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BF2D

pine ginkgo
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RUST

sudden panther
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R fearless_concurrency U fearless_concurrency S fearless_concurrency T

placid heath
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SHAKESPEAR

pine ginkgo
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NODE.JS

sudden panther
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ew

placid heath
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:kms:

ocean robin
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Shakespeare? 🤔

placid heath
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Yeah

sudden panther
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CHEF

placid heath
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Every program looks like a play

sudden panther
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oooh

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FETLANG 😏

ocean robin
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What are you talking about now-

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🤔

placid heath
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Programming languages

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A NTM

ocean robin
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A new language okay

placid heath
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Oh even better

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A DFA

pine ginkgo
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GO

placid heath
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kill, error = myself

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:kms:

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go is the devil

sudden panther
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yes

pine ginkgo
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node.killChildren()

placid heath
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=D

pine ginkgo
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node.killParent()

placid heath
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tfw you forget the linux in your search query how to kill orphaned children

ocean robin
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What, Solet wants to kill everyone? 🤔

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Okay you are all serial killers.

sudden panther
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I kill children every day.

placid heath
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google: parent dead how to terminate all children

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Ich hab gerade bemerkt wie schlimm diese querys sich ohne linux oder c++ lesen

pine ginkgo
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etwas

sudden panther
ocean robin
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When you google that and your mind blows

placid heath
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LINK PLS

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WANT TO READ COMMENTS

sudden panther
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They're rather boring. 😦

placid heath
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no jokes :(

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damn code monkeys

shy bobcat
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:(

ocean robin
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I am new to dat language, I understand nothing of this

viscid cape
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you're new to dative language

ocean robin
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Dative language? 🤔

viscid cape
shy bobcat
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krypti making a horrible joke 😩

ocean robin
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I didn't get it. mmlol

pine ginkgo
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it....'s a joke?

placid heath
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dat language

viscid cape
pine ginkgo
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i think it's only horrible

placid heath
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dative language

shy bobcat
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we’re gonna call it a joke

ocean robin
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facepalms really really slowly

placid heath
#

Ich nenne es einen mutmaßlichen Jokus

pine ginkgo
#

ich nenne es unter aller Sau

placid heath
#

sub omni canone

shy bobcat
#

🌞 🌙 ich stimme zu

placid heath
#

Die Bewertung sub omni canone (lat., zu betonen cánone, „unterhalb jedes Maßstabes“) (auch die pluralische Form sub omnibus canonibus ist gängig) ist eine Bewertungsstufe von Dissertationen, die eine ungenügende Leistung kennzeichnet.
Das...

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TIL dass das gar kein Küchenlatein ist

pine ginkgo
#

TIL dass es echt ist

shy bobcat
#

:O

twilit garden
#

kitchen latin ≠ latin kitchen

pine ginkgo
#

i can't be banned

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before nemo is banned

placid heath
#

lad in kitchen?

ocean robin
#

lol

pine ginkgo
#

otherwise it would be an affront against humanity

placid heath
#

Pass bloß auf, sonst wirst du ins Kittchen gesperrt. :D

shy bobcat
#

so is flöpp still here to be tortured?

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😄

ocean robin
#

No. I think I will go to sleep now actually. I have school tommorow. :<

shy bobcat
#

ok gnight Ü

ocean robin
viscid cape
#

Good night dear Flappo

cold vessel
#

Good night. Have sweet dreams of the exercises we'll give you tomorrow

viscid cape
#

Evil

tribal warren
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😮

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Evil

fair iron
#

Dors bien, Flappy! waevoli

cold vessel
#

😈

shy bobcat
#

heheheh, I have something all ready, since kryptik is in the club kappa

viscid cape
#

I left the club for a bit earlier today

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But she needs more exercises so you're welcome to help

shy bobcat
#

do you actually have the full book or something or do you just get it from google lel

cold vessel
#

We can probably make those nicht questions last a few days 😄

viscid cape
#

We sometimes use the book "basic grammar". I somtimes use another book as well, a bit more difficult.

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It's the same one as you showed I think

cold vessel
#

Today's questions were from Modern German Grammar

shy bobcat
#

the one that popped up when I looked up the eines melancholischen Kopfes example was called like “German QUickly” or something

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I looked that sentence up because I wanted to see how they handled it lel

viscid cape
#

Yes that's the one I use the most

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@cold vessel Didn't know that

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I like german quickly because the sentences are clever

shy bobcat
viscid cape
#

Don't be gone tomorrow

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Give those to her

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Yes @cold vessel

cold vessel
#

Is that just a translation task, Ari?

viscid cape
#

yes, vocabulary aid is usually just translation

shy bobcat
#

yes

viscid cape
#

But it's probably linked to the chapter's grammar subject

shy bobcat
#

it was directly underneath the melancholischen kopfes thing

viscid cape
#

then it's about adjectives/adverbs

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If I remember correctly

shy bobcat
#

looks it tbh

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I haven’t poked around that book yet

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besides trying to find the translation of that one sentence 😂

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nicht placement would be fun to torture flops with tho

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🤔

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but yeah

viscid cape
#

that was today's theme

shy bobcat
#

aww

#

how many flopperinos were there

cold vessel
#

Well, she did say "Ich habe nicht das machen haben" 😂

shy bobcat
#

wat

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I have not that make have

cold vessel
#

"I didn't have to do that"

shy bobcat
#

how many tries did it take to get to ich musste das nicht machen

cold vessel
#

The point was to use the perfect

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I think she got it on the third try, after fixing the verbs the nicht placement was still wrong

shy bobcat
#

oh sorry lel

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good for her :D

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also apparently the flopsquälen is in #questions now

sudden panther
#

Oh cool she's gone. Quick. Trashtalk.

shy bobcat
sudden panther
#

I for one think that Flops is very rude.

shy bobcat
sudden panther
#

She eats snails every day and she still hasn't invited us over for lunch.

shy bobcat
toxic urchin
#

Can someone to explain me the 'flops eating snails' meme?

shy bobcat
#

she's frech

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french

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escargot

toxic urchin
#

ewwww

tribal warren
#

haha

mint turret
#

Bit of an odd question, but how would you say someone is male in German?

viscid cape
#

you'd probably use the adjective männlich

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I mean

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If you want to say "he's a male" you'd just say "Er ist ein Mann"

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But if you want to use an adjective, that'd be männlich

mint turret
#

Gotcha, danke sehr

torn kindle
#

"er ist männlich"

pine ginkgo
#

Du bist männlich

torn kindle
#

nicht wahr

pine ginkgo
#

Doch

torn kindle
#

okö

pine ginkgo
#

Alles gut

torn kindle
#

:D

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ehm.... what?

pine ginkgo
#

du bist da drauf?

twilit garden
#

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag @torn kindle 🎉

torn kindle
#

Oh Gott, danke ❤ damit hab ich überhaupt nicht gerechnet :D

sudden panther
#

Oh hey. Happy Seskaday. 🎉

pine ginkgo
#

how do you know nemo 😱

torn kindle
#

Thank you Arrememe ❤

pine ginkgo
#

birthska

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🤔

sudden panther
#

Nemo is secretly the doctor that delivered Seska.

pine ginkgo
#

sesky

torn kindle
#

Lunsky

pine ginkgo
#

will you get lewd stuff for birthska?

torn kindle
#

a tattoo

pine ginkgo
#

pics!

torn kindle
#

Sobald ichs habe gerne

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noch hab ichs nicht :c

pine ginkgo
#

wann!

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isses nen arschgeweih?

torn kindle
#

natürlich

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weiß ich noch nicht

pine ginkgo
#

finde es heraus!

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sonst such ich dir was aus

torn kindle
#

lieber nicht xD

sudden panther
#

🍆

pine ginkgo
#

warum nicht Arschka, arrem?

sudden panther
#

Aaa. Ist mir nicht eingefallen. 🙁

pine ginkgo
#

twilit garden
#

Turn that frown upside down
Smiley!

arctic helm
#

Did Nemo just used Fusion with Seska?

fair iron
#

As did Arrem.

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And Chuck.

arctic helm
#

wuttt...Seska fused with three people?

fair iron
#

So it would seem.

pine ginkgo
#

her birthday spawned abominations, rain

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin

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bienvenue

ocean robin
#

Ayyy merci.

cold vessel
#

How old is this book, Ari?

shy bobcat
#

No clue

sudden panther
#

Translating ger -> eng. Boring.

shy bobcat
#

2004 @cold vessel

ocean robin
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lol

cold vessel
#

Fräulein 🤔

ocean robin
#

Yeah I was like "wot a little woman"

placid heath
#

Midgets!

ocean robin
#

My brain couldn't say "miss" mmlol

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STOP LOL

shy bobcat
#

@sudden panther srry, we'll do some eng - ger translations maybe, but I'm not good at coming up with sentences

sudden panther
#

I love midgets. Except when they stab smelly.

cold vessel
#

Isn't "Fräulein" rude nowadays?

shy bobcat
#

I think so

ocean robin
#

wat really

shy bobcat
#

@sudden panther 😄

sudden panther
#

That's why you take the German ones you already have, translate them to English and give them to Floop.

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Ye lazy meme.

ocean robin
#

Okay 3rd sentence.

sudden panther
#

3rd?

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I'd start with the first one.

shy bobcat
#

she did the first and second in #questions you meme

ocean robin
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The old people's kids often have problems.

sudden panther
#

I bet they sucked.

ocean robin
#

lol

sudden panther
#

Technically wrong.

shy bobcat
#

Yes

ocean robin
#

Awww. sadlol

shy bobcat
#

I'm gonna back translate yours to german: Die Kinder der armen Leute haben oft Probleme

cold vessel
#

It sounds awkward when technically right

ocean robin
#

Armen? 🤔

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Why "poor"?

shy bobcat
#

o

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mi meme

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alten

ocean robin
#

Wait.

fair iron
#

I was going to say, Arizona. ^^

ocean robin
#

"Alter"

fair iron
#

Where did you get armen from? 😛

ocean robin
#

God my mind just blew 🤔

sudden panther
#

He had them from birth.

cold vessel
#

Ari, isn't your translation technically wrong as well? In addition to "armen"

ocean robin
#

Wait, "the oldest"?

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🤔

shy bobcat
#

@cold vessel not really, beyond that I made the same change flop made in translation

fair iron
#

No, Flappy.

shy bobcat
#

and armen

sudden panther
#

Day 2340239429349234923492049345358: Floop still can't decline.

cold vessel
#

Ari: "The kids of the old people" vs "Kids of the old people"

ocean robin
#

B-but it can't be only one people!

sudden panther
#

We can ignore that one.

ocean robin
#

Because it's not called people otherwise! 🤔

sudden panther
#

Oh dear God, Flops.

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No, it's not just "one people". 😛

ocean robin
#

Then what is it? Why is the declension die-like?

sudden panther
#

What?

#

How would you write the German sentence instead?

ocean robin
#

I would have put alten tbh.

sudden panther
#

And that's where you'd be wrong, kiddo.

ocean robin
#

Wait.

sudden panther
#

What case are the Leute in?

ocean robin
#

Oh jeez I am kinda dumb on this one.

fair iron
#

A wooden one, perhaps?

sudden panther
#

on this one

ocean robin
#

Nononono I see. Die is der in Genitive right? 🤔

shy bobcat
#

yes

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but that isn't the problem

ocean robin
#

But I think I am in an infinite loop right there, I am still trying to find the mistake I did

sudden panther
#
while True:
    floop()```
shy bobcat
#

Die Kinder alter Leute haben oft Probleme (original)
Die Kinder der alten Leute haben oft Probleme (my back translation of Flappy's English)

The old people's kids often have problems (Flappy's English)

ocean robin
#

Oh oh oh.

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Old people's kids often have problems

#

FORGOT THAT WEAK DENCLENSION EXISTED

sudden panther
#

Hon hon honhon hon hon hon honhonhon. (Flappy's French)

shy bobcat
#

😄

ocean robin
#

🤔

shy bobcat
#
  1. Ein armer Mensch hat keine Freunde
#

Go

fair iron
#

Well that's just depressing.

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😦

sudden panther
#

Deswegen ist er arm.

shy bobcat
#

😦

ocean robin
#

What's depressing? D:

placid heath
#

The sentence.

ocean robin
#

Oh.

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Poor him.

placid heath
#

And your errors, sometimes.

ocean robin
#

LOL

sudden panther
#

And the great depression.

placid heath
#

And the great depressurization

ocean robin
#

A poor man has no friends.

shy bobcat
#

weniger lol mehr übersetzen, bitte

ocean robin
#

Poor him 2.0.

sudden panther
shy bobcat
#

Technically man is not the right word

ocean robin
#

Human?

sudden panther
#

individual mmlol

ocean robin
#

ARREM PLEASE STOP THAT ALREADY

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin starts with a p, looks french'

ocean robin
#

The more you show snails to me, the more it digusts me >_>

sudden panther
#

pommes

ocean robin
#

P? Uuuuuh.

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lol

shy bobcat
#

@sudden panther 😄

ocean robin
#

Paysan? 🤔

sudden panther
#

Lol what

shy bobcat
#

wat

ocean robin
#

when flops throws a french word no one knows

#

woopsie

shy bobcat
#

paysan is like an italian slang word isn't it

fair iron
#

No, Flappy, the word you are looking for is not peasant.

ocean robin
#

🤔

placid heath
#

Japanese kidnapper: Will pay-san already pay sum?

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin une personne? what's the english word that looks like that

ocean robin
#

Oooooh yeeeeah.

sudden panther
#

Ohhhh. Persun.

ocean robin
#

The English word?

#

Uh, what is it again. 🤔

shy bobcat
#

Person, Flops.

arctic helm
#

btw

#

TIL that the japanese word for "part-time job"

ocean robin
#

Oh god person.

arctic helm
#

is (in romaji) A-Ru-Bai-To

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or of course....Arbeit

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:p

placid heath
#

👍🏻

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin k, now fix your sentence

ocean robin
#

A poor person has no friends.

#

There.

cold vessel
#

What's the difference between der Mensch and die Person then 🤔

fair iron
#

The human vs the person.

shy bobcat
#

yeah, but I'd say "person" in that sentence ^^

#

that flap had

ocean robin
#

Wow that sentence is depressing.

shy bobcat
#
  1. Viele Leute trinken gern Wein.
ocean robin
#

What's the next?

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wtf mmlol

shy bobcat
#

perfect for france honhonhon

ocean robin
#

A lot of people like to drink wine 🍷

shy bobcat
#
  1. Was ist den Herren verboten?
sudden panther
#

nix

shy bobcat
#

😄

ocean robin
#

Oh I must search a little word there.

#

Or is it "drunk" with the context of wine? mmlol

sudden panther
#

Ah yes, was. Took me a while to learn that one as well.

shy bobcat
#

what, we're past the wine thing, you got a ✅ for it

fair iron
#

Why are you trying to break an already correct sentence?

sudden panther
#

That's her hobby.

shy bobcat
#

🇫🇷 🍷

ocean robin
#

Oh no, I was just trying to see the meaning of a word I didn't know. Sorry. 😅

sudden panther
#

Floops' motto: move fast and break things.

fair iron
#

Go hard or go home.

shy bobcat
#

move gast and break thinhs* gotta have some typos in there

ocean robin
#

Oh it means prohibited. Lol okay.

#

"Surgeon" what the fuck 🤔

shy bobcat
#

What

#

what

cold vessel
#

You can't have only typos, you need one word that's clearly from misreading the dictionary

ocean robin
#

Oh, fired from.

shy bobcat
#

what are you doing

#

👀

ocean robin
#

Didn't see that, though it was written "hired from" mmlol

sudden panther
#

Hired from doesn't make sense though. 😛

shy bobcat
#

😛

placid heath
#

You're hired!

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin please translate 😄

ocean robin
#

What are the men prohibited? lol wat mmlol

shy bobcat
#

no

fair iron
#

A word is missing in order for that to make sense.

shy bobcat
#

cases

ocean robin
#

Yeah, okay so there's dative huh.

sudden panther
#

Kek.

ocean robin
#

So there might have a preposition before "the men". 🤔

sudden panther
#

So there's dative. Good conclusion.

thick charm
#

you can either fix it with one additional word or two

ocean robin
#

Oh look it's Chuck! wavechuck

shy bobcat
thick charm
ocean robin
#

I was going to say what are the men prohibited from but idk if that makes sense 🤔

shy bobcat
#

that does make sense.

ocean robin
#

Oh and does it work?

shy bobcat
#

The structure is pretty different, but it gets the meaning across

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I'll let someone else judge if that counts

sudden panther
#

No. mmlol

ocean robin
#

😦

shy bobcat
#

a more literal way would be something like "what is prohibited to the men", and the closest idiomatic translation to that would be "what is prohibited for men"

#

but yours got the meaning across fine

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you get half a checkmark

#

😄

ocean robin
#

Yeah, I was going to add "to" but then I thought about from

#

Half a checkmark okay lol

shy bobcat
#
  1. Auch ein Feind ist zu viel.
#

Go

ocean robin
#

Too an enemy is too much Why is the auch here? It makes the sentence sound a little bit off...

shy bobcat
#

Well

placid heath
#

Wrong ein ;)

ocean robin
#

Oh wait, we could change it to "also" and it sounds way better.

shy bobcat
#

this is a usage of auch that doesn't translate as "also" or "too"

ocean robin
#

🤔

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Even? I dunno?

fair iron
#

Try it.

ocean robin
#

Oh it's even?

shy bobcat
#

Try it.

thick charm
#

even might work, yes

placid heath
#

even might even work

sudden panther
#

Odd, however, might not.

ocean robin
#

Ari spoiling, how nice.

shy bobcat
#

I didn't spoil 👀

ocean robin
#

Even an enemy is too much.

sudden panther
#

Wrong ein.

shy bobcat
#

again, use a different "ein"

fair iron
#

^

ocean robin
#

Wat.

#

Ein?

thick charm
#

1

shy bobcat
#

you can't put the stress on "an", so you have to use a different word that you can

placid heath
#

1 vong menge her

ocean robin
#

🤔

sudden panther
#

mengigkeit*

ocean robin
#

wooot I am confusion

placid heath
#

Psykokwak?

shy bobcat
#

ein is a number

sudden panther
#

Floop is always pure confusion.

shy bobcat
#

what number is ein

thick charm
#

Look, Flappy is that hispanic girl from the vine

ocean robin
#

yes

#

1

thick charm
#

I AM CONFUSION

sudden panther
#

Then maybe use it.

shy bobcat
#

what is the name of that number in english @ocean robin

ocean robin
#

Am I hispanic? What lol

thick charm
#

hold on

ocean robin
#

One. Oh damn.

#

How just how Flaps

thick charm
shy bobcat
#

Ok, now put it all together

ocean robin
#

YES

thick charm
#

literally flops

ocean robin
#

EXACTLY CHUCK

placid heath
#

Arkansas vs Kansaw

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin pls rewrite sentence thx

#

😄

sudden panther
#

Amerika exblain!!!1

placid heath
#

Kansaw chainsas massacre.

ocean robin
#

Even one enemy is too much.

cold vessel
#

I'm still annoyed you can't use "eins" in front of nouns

sudden panther
#

Not with that attitude.

thick charm
#

1 dumme Regel

placid heath
#

Auf Memedeutsch geht das

#

vong 1 richtigkeit her

shy bobcat
#

dat is 1 regel vong 1 dummigkeit her

#

😒

#

@ocean robin 8. Die Arbeit des Historikers interessiert den Professor.

#

GO

red pewter
#

are we working on anything :?

thick charm
#

we're working on Flops

cold vessel
ocean robin
#

Professor? How nice you have another word for Lehrer. mmlol

#

Hey Bell! waevoli

red pewter
#

thank you henbri ❤

thick charm
#

Professor Oak

ocean robin
#

lol please

shy bobcat
#

A Professor is not the same as a Lehrer

ocean robin
#

Oh.

shy bobcat
#

a professeur is not the same as an einsegnant in french, is it?

thick charm
#

1egnant

ocean robin
#

It is 🤔

placid heath
#

1segway

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin really?

ocean robin
#

Yap.

#

At least for me.

shy bobcat
#

well whatever, go

#

translate

#

do things

ocean robin
#

The historian's work intrests the professor. Wow sounds weird.

shy bobcat
#

should I let the misspelling slide and give her a check 🤔

placid heath
#

No

cold vessel
#

No

placid heath
#

Fan Blops

#

Pan Bsykokwak

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin you misspelled a word

ocean robin
#

NOOOOO

shy bobcat
#

intrests

#

there is something wrong with that

ocean robin
#

interests?

shy bobcat
#

yes

#

fix the sentence now mmlol

ocean robin
#

The historian's work interests the professor. sadlol

shy bobcat
#
  1. Die gesammelten Werke der amerikanischen Historiker sind auch in einer Bibliothek in Berlin. (Is Historiker singular or plural? How do you know?)
#

@ocean robin ^^ 😉

ocean robin
#

🤔

fair iron
#

Ooh, have fun, Flappy. ^^

sudden panther
#

🍿

thick charm
#

why is there no butter emote

#

the fuck is this

shy bobcat
#

unacceptable 😒

sudden panther
#

Unicode was designed by the French. So they just added snails and frogs and baguettes and things.

thick charm
#

Damn those french people

#

who allowed them to ahve internet access

shy bobcat
#

🥐 🧀 🍷 🥖 🐸 🐌 🇫🇷

#

honhonhons

ocean robin
#

The historians' collected works are also in a library in Berlin. Since it's der Historiker, could just assume that it was plural because of Genitive and it gives der. Simple and ez. mmlol

shy bobcat
#

plural
historian's

ocean robin
#

on shiet

shy bobcat
#

flops you flopped

ocean robin
#

That was a flop, forgive me 😦

shy bobcat
#

there is no forgiveness 😦

ocean robin
shy bobcat
#

there is no forgiveness until you fix it

#

oh

ocean robin
#

I fixed it.

shy bobcat
#

and I checked it.

ocean robin
#

Yayies.

shy bobcat
#

well, that was the last sentence in that image thing

ocean robin
#

Everyone thought I was going to struggle, didn't they?

shy bobcat
#

so i guess if someone wants to throw something with a ton of genitives and nichts at floppy, we can do that

ocean robin
#

OH GOD

fair iron
#

I believed in you, Flappy.

sudden panther
#

E-E-EENTON?!?!??!!?!

twilit garden
ocean robin
#

Thanks Casca. ❤

#

Arrem, are you feeling okay? 🤔

shy bobcat
#

@ocean robin Casca did not think that Flops would fail, but believed in her

#

go

ocean robin
#

Casca hat nicht gedacht, dass Flops schreiten würde, aber hat sie geglaubt. 🤔 Could durchfallen work in this too?

twilit garden
#

it's scheitern (= to fail)

shy bobcat
#

I think you typoed up a word, and "aber" 👀

ocean robin
#

That floooop

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Yeah what would it be? Sondern?

twilit garden
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and you need to watch your pronoun at the end 😉

sudden panther
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I never feel okay when you're around, Flips

ocean robin
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then go away

sudden panther
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ban flipperflopper

viral thunderBOT
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❌ Bad argument: Member "flipperflopper" not found

ocean robin
shy bobcat
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@twilit garden I think she's missing a preposition, rather than using a wrong pronoun, but maybe both ways work 😄

ocean robin
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But how rude. 😦

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Oh wait, yeah I didn't type correctly. Let me fix and add a preposition:

twilit garden
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yes you're right, Arizona, it just came to me

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either you put in a preposition or you change the pronoun

shy bobcat
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also @ocean robin yes, it's sondern, if I didn't already say that

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😄

twilit garden
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wait

sudden panther
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Changing the pronoun would have a different meaning, no?

twilit garden
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yes, that is what i just noticed too

shy bobcat
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it would.... to my mind "believed her" and "believed in her" are pretty diffrent

ocean robin
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Casca hat nicht gedacht, dass Flops scheitern würde, aber hat an sie geglaubt. as dict.cc says

shy bobcat
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different* god even I can't spell today

ocean robin
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But it's uh, an jdn glauben 🤔