general-2

[red pewter]

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THUS MEANS IN ENGLISH

[fair iron]

Finding the official translation took longer than I thought.

[shy bobcat]

@red pewter thus is like "therefore" I think

[hot oriole]

mit ist immer mit Dativ. Kannst du dir merken.

[pine ginkgo]

i hae a shakespeare book here somewhere

but too lazy to get

[fair iron]

Consequently, with a kiss, I die.

The German translation took some liberties, to say the least.

:/

[shy bobcat]

ooh

do tell

[fair iron]

Deine Tränke würken gut - - Noch diesen Kuß.

[shy bobcat]

😒

[fair iron]

Jep. 👀

[red pewter]

yeah I'd have to translate that one. google says deshalb

[shy bobcat]

Deshalb sterbe ich mit einem Kuss

[quasi merlin]

"würken"?

[shy bobcat]

that's my attempt at actually translating it

[pine ginkgo]

one could argue, that shakespeare also took some liberties when he wrote

:P

[red pewter]

let me add these words to anki

[shy bobcat]

eh, it's all poetry

old poetry at that

[hot oriole]

würken?

[pine ginkgo]

well

[shy bobcat]

thous and thees and prithys

[fair iron]

Yep, würken.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pine ginkgo]

that's basically shakespeare speak

[fair iron]

^

[shy bobcat]

yes

[pine ginkgo]

not really an indicator of what other olden poets wrote

[fair iron]

Moving on: To be, or not to be, that is the question: [...].

[pine ginkgo]

but just shakespeare

[red pewter]

okay....to be means in this case to live, ja?

[shy bobcat]

i think the actual translation just uses "to be"

well, it's german equivalent but shhhhh 😏

[fair iron]

^^

[red pewter]

Leben oder Leben nicht....das ist die Frage

[shy bobcat]

does one need zu's

I have "Sein oder nicht sein; das ist die Frage. [...]"

[fair iron]

It's to be (exist) in a more literal sense.

[pine ginkgo]

close

:)

well

it's a correct translation

[fair iron]

^

[pine ginkgo]

but the incorrect shakespearian translation

:P

[shy bobcat]

😛

[fair iron]

The official translation just includes an extra word.

Care to hazard a guess?

[shy bobcat]

idk

I'm tragically not Schäkspeer

😦

[hot oriole]

jetzt bin ich gespannt

[fair iron]

Sein, oder Nichtsein, das ist hier die Frage: [...].

[shy bobcat]

Nichtsein

[fair iron]

nicht sein is close enough too, though. ^^

[shy bobcat]

why all togethe

[fair iron]

As a noun.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hot oriole]

das Nichtsein

[fair iron]

^

[shy bobcat]

"Existence or nonexistence" essentially

[fair iron]

Yep.

Being or nonbeing.

[red pewter]

i had no idea that was what sein meant jfc

[opal sequoia]

Seinsein.

[shy bobcat]

when you translate something that already has a translation and the natives tear into you for not getting the exact same translation 😩

[red pewter]

i've seen this word and i thought it was a functional word

[shy bobcat]

well, sein is also "his" and "its"

but there's no place where those two could be confused

[fair iron]

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

^^

Enjoy.

[red pewter]

i thought that was what ihr was for

[shy bobcat]

wtf does "soft" mean here

I don't speak shakespeare

[red pewter]

are you trying to kill me

[fair iron]

Gentle.

[quasi merlin]

"ihr" is "her" and "their"

[shy bobcat]

ok, this is not gonna be Schäkespeere phrasing, in fact it will be very ugly

[fair iron]

Well, it actually means silence here.

So silent / gentle.

[sudden panther]

Diese Juliet ist echt beautiful vong prettigkeit her, Alter
Modern day Shakespeare would have been fun.

[fair iron]

😄

[shy bobcat]

"Aber sanft, welches Licht bricht durch jenes Fenster? Es ist das Osten, und Juliet ist die Sonne"?

Again, sorry very very sorry for not-very-Shakesperian translation of Shakespeare

😅

[sudden panther]

I like mine better.

[shy bobcat]

me too

tbh

[fair iron]

That's amazing, Arizona.

👌

[pine ginkgo]

das Osten

[sudden panther]

Gets straight to the point instead of bantering about this whole sun thing.

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

[fair iron]

Oh.

Missed that.

[shy bobcat]

what's Shäkespeere's official translation

[pine ginkgo]

bad teeeis

[shy bobcat]

😦

[pine ginkgo]

you get a minus point

[red pewter]

Aber Stille, was Licht durch Ihren Fenster? Es ist der Osten, und Juliet ist die Sonne

[fair iron]

Closer to the official translation, but not quite.

Aber stille! was für ein Licht bricht aus jenem Fenster hervor?
Es ist der Osten, und Juliet ist die Sonne

[shy bobcat]

@pine ginkgo word genders I still mischen up a bit lel

[opal sequoia]

Juliet ist heiß wie die Sonne. <- my translatioatn.

[shy bobcat]

i had it in my head for the better part of 2 years that it was Das Witz (I figured it out)

[red pewter]

i've been learning german for less than a month

[pine ginkgo]

wow base

are you flirting?

[red pewter]

and i'm trying shakespear

dead inside

[opal sequoia]

Never, Luna.

Serious literature only.

[pine ginkgo]

but you just flirted!

[fair iron]

"She's at least a 9, Mercutio." - Romeo, probably.

[pine ginkgo]

:P

[sudden panther]

Go Base.

[shy bobcat]

difference between saying was für ein and welch--?

[opal sequoia]

Luna ist heiß wie die Sol.

[shy bobcat]

hot as the sun and

😛

[red pewter]

this is good, I'm getting all kinds of Anki words

[opal sequoia]

Soliet.

[quasi merlin]

I wanna buy memes.

[shy bobcat]

hir verkaufem wir k1e maimais tut mir leit

[quasi merlin]

Schade

[sudden panther]

"Oh Romeo, why are you Romeo? I'd much prefer to marry Memer McMemeington. Then my stupid ass dad would have to call me Ms. McMemeington and that would meme him up because he hates memes just as much as he hates ur guts loool."

Go.

Better.

[shy bobcat]

how would u translate -ass

here

[sudden panther]

Good question. I'm not that good at swearing.

[fair iron]

1. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
2. Is this a dagger which I see before me?
3. A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!

Go!

^^

[opal sequoia]

Oh Romeo warum heißt du diesen Scheißname? Ich werde lieber mit Memer verheiraten sein. Denn wird mein Scheißvater auch mich Ms Memeington nennen müssen.

Was für ein Meme ist das?

[sudden panther]

Solet would literally murder you for that denn if he were here.

[opal sequoia]

😄

Was dann?

[shy bobcat]

"O Romeo, warum biste Romeo? Ich würde viel lieber Memer von Memington heiraten. Dann hätte mein blöder Vater mich Frau von Memington nennen müssen, und das würde ihn vermemen, weil er Memes hasst, genauso wie er dich abgr&tief hasst lool"

[sudden panther]

Aye. Denn is a conjunction.

[red pewter]

Ach Romeo, warum bist du Romeo? I würde bevorzugen heiraten Memer McMemeington. Dann meinem blӧdem Vater würde heiẞen Frau McMemeington und das würde meme sein denn er hasst memes wie er dich hasst looool.

[quasi merlin]

"Oh Romeo, warum bist du Romeo? Ich würde es eher bevorzugen Memer McMemeington zu heiraten. Dann müsste mein dummer Scheiß-Vater mich Ms. McMemeington nennen und das würde ihn ärgern, denn er hasst Memes genauso sehr wie deine Visage."

[shy bobcat]

schönes ẞ @red pewter

schreib' es mal klein

[sudden panther]

deine Visage lovyer mika

[fair iron]

^

[red pewter]

JUST GIVE ME A REGULAR ONE AND I'LL SAVE IT

[fair iron]

ß.

[red pewter]

I WORKED REALLY HARD TO TRANSLATE YOUR MEMES

[quasi merlin]

Künstlerische Freiheit :>

[shy bobcat]

so how shite is my attempt at translating his maimaiation

[fair iron]

Brilliant.

[opal sequoia]

Mein is no good?

[shy bobcat]

@fair iron is that "brilliant" in the arrem sense

😅

[quasi merlin]

warum biste Romeo?

"bist du" please. 😛

[fair iron]

It's brilliant in a Casca sense.

[sudden panther]

You both did hätte nennen müssen.

[fair iron]

Wieso bischt Romeo?

[shy bobcat]

also, how is "arrem" pronounced, I just realised I have no idea whether it's "air-em" or "are-em"

[fair iron]

Weiß nett, wor me' Vadda.

[sudden panther]

Which is a bit eh. Müsste nennen is bettererer.

[opal sequoia]

I didn't write that.

[sudden panther]

Oh. Then I read Arizona's sentence twice.

[shy bobcat]

@quasi merlin and I will -ste as long as I can, when translating maimai glory

😡

[quasi merlin]

It sounds out of place.

[fair iron]

Enjoy some vague somewhat far off "official" translations:

1. Die Dame, wie mich dünkt, gelobt zu viel.
2. Ist dies ein Dolch, was ich da vor mir sehe, den Griff mir zugewendet?
3. Ein Pferd! Ein Pferd! Mein Königreich für ein Pferd!

[shy bobcat]

hmm

[sudden panther]

Wird nennen müssen is okay as well.

[shy bobcat]

what were the originals again @fair iron

[red pewter]

Most A1 students: "Say 'I walked the dog'" Me: "Translate Shakespeare and memes"

[opal sequoia]

Wow, it's okay? 😮

[fair iron]

1. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
2. Is this a dagger which I see before me?
3. A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!

1. Die Dame, wie mich dünkt, gelobt zu viel.
2. Ist dies ein Dolch, was ich da vor mir sehe, den Griff mir zugewendet?
3. Ein Pferd! Ein Pferd! Mein Königreich für ein Pferd!

[opal sequoia]

Why is müsste preferred, specifically?

[fair iron]

To be completely accurate, Friedrich Schiller's translation was: [...] *Den Griff mir zugewendet?, which I find odd.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sudden panther]

Oh Romeo warum heißt du diesen Scheißname sounds a bit off. You could replace heißt with trägst. And don't forget the -n declension. 😉

[opal sequoia]

The capitalization, Casca?

Maybe it is written on a new line or something like that?

Oh yeah. Thank you Arrem.

[fair iron]

Nope, it's not.

Preceded by a comma.

[opal sequoia]

Ah, I mean like, in a poem format.

[shy bobcat]

hmm

[quasi merlin]

Preceded by a comma.

Yes, but new line?

[fair iron]

Base got it. ^^

Time for me to sleep.

Night!

❤

[opal sequoia]

Sleep well.

[quasi merlin]

I'm confused.

It's not in a new line, but in poem format, which means it's in a new line.

[shy bobcat]

i bims convuset

[quasi merlin]

NEW LINE

[opal sequoia]

And thanks actually for the correction. I was sort of intentionally not thinking about what I was writing, just being silly a bit, sorry about that. 😄

[shy bobcat]

ok, so it is on a new line

[quasi merlin]

THANK YOU

Good night, Cascameme.

[fair iron]

The Google search result(s) showed it on one line.

[shy bobcat]

[fair iron]

Not my fault. 😦

[shy bobcat]

😦

[opal sequoia]

It's okay.

[fair iron]

^^

[red pewter]

Okay I'm going back to learning lessons within my scope of understanding

[shy bobcat]

anyway

[thick charm]

turn that frown upside down!
:(
):

[red pewter]

Thank you for the fun ❤

[shy bobcat]

the transl8erooni must go on

[opal sequoia]

Blame Google for not formatting better.

[shy bobcat]

@thick charm you have the right idea lel

[thick charm]

I know, I'm the best.

[opal sequoia]

Anytime, cbell.

[shy bobcat]

[opal sequoia]

What are we learning about now?

And how did Flappy's go?

[sudden panther]

Flappy flopped away as usual.

[quasi merlin]

Fläppers is sleeping.

[shy bobcat]

die Flop ist weggefloppt*

"weggefloppt" is such a fun not-quite-word to say

tbh

[sudden panther]

Anyway I can't find the exact question but base asked about the müsste.

[shy bobcat]

duden add wegfloppen right now 😡

[red pewter]

I did a couple of flapper's sentences

they were fun

[sudden panther]

Hätte machen müssen is a past conditional, and what we need is a regular one. Thus, we chose müsste machen instead.

[opal sequoia]

Had to have to do it vs had to do it?

[shy bobcat]

"would have had to do it"

vs "had to do it"

[opal sequoia]

Oh.

[shy bobcat]

though wasn't the original "then my dumb dad would have to call me" 🤔

[opal sequoia]

Hätte vs hatte?

[shy bobcat]

oh I see it

[opal sequoia]

I didn't learn those yet.

[quasi merlin]

"müsste" => "would have to", Konjunktiv II

[shy bobcat]

my brain is a bit fried today

[viscid cape]

Ello

[shy bobcat]

le

[opal sequoia]

Makes sense.

[shy bobcat]

Kryptik 😄

@viscid cape you just missed some good transl8eroonis

[opal sequoia]

And what is it with the wird müssen nennen?

[viscid cape]

😦

[sudden panther]

"would have had to do it"
vs "had would have to do it"

[quasi merlin]

"wird müssen" - "will have to"

[shy bobcat]

@viscid cape have a cookie as compensation

[opal sequoia]

Okay, makes sense.

[sudden panther]

wird nennen müssen though. 😄

[opal sequoia]

Oh.

[sudden panther]

Du musst es so nennen.
Then we throw in a wird and it pushes the müssen to the end.

[opal sequoia]

Yeah, I was thinking of the infinitive being written in the other order, for no real reason.

[shy bobcat]

next sentence, let's translate something with already horrific grammar so our mistakes don't show up as clearly because of all the other ones

[opal sequoia]

I want to say something mean but I can't bring myself to do it.

😄

[sudden panther]

The real fun starts when you throw in
hätte machen müssen vs müsste gemacht haben

[quasi merlin]

"Ich hätte das machen müssen, aber ich war zu faul."

"Aber mein Kollege müsste das gemacht haben ..."

[sudden panther]

Mika müsste das gemacht haben, er ist doch nicht so faul, sagte der Kollege und war eher enttäuscht.

[shy bobcat]

achso

ich versteh eglaub ich

[opal sequoia]

Would have needed to do vs had to have done?

[viscid cape]

I don't think you can differentiate them in English, unless you paraphrase them

🤔

[sudden panther]

Mika's first sentence says that he should have done that, but he didn't.
Mika's second sentence is an assumption that his colleague did it.

And mine is his colleague's [false] assumption that Mika actually did it.

[opal sequoia]

Wow, cool.

[viscid cape]

That's pretty cool indeed

[shy bobcat]

rip

[quasi merlin]

2x cool
1x rip

[shy bobcat]

rip mika

[opal sequoia]

Let's do it in our own sentences.

[viscid cape]

Arizona müsste meinen Tee getrunken haben... Meine Tasse ist leer.

Wow I reacted to my own sentence

[sudden panther]

DER WIXXER!

[shy bobcat]

Arrem hätte den Server nicht vermemen müssen

🤔

[viscid cape]

Trotzdem tut er das ständig.

[shy bobcat]

👀

[opal sequoia]

Arrem hätte unsere Übersetzungen lesen müssen, aber er könnte die nicht leiden.

[shy bobcat]

"hättet"

👀

[sudden panther]

Demoted to A0.

[opal sequoia]

Was meinst du? 👀

[viscid cape]

Floppers turture technique.

tUrture, yes.

[quasi merlin]

*konnte sie

Nah

Wait

I think

You can keep the "könnte"

Depending on meaning

[viscid cape]

konnte sounds more natural though oder

[opal sequoia]

It's meant to be that he would not be able to if he did it, hence he doesn't do it.

[sudden panther]

Quiz time: Dammit Base, you should have know that!

[viscid cape]

No, the sentence says he wouldn't have had to do it

[quasi merlin]

"er könnte sie nicht leiden" - "he wouldn't like them"

[opal sequoia]

Yeah.

[shy bobcat]

yes'

"er konnte sie nicht leiden" - "he didn't like them"

😄

[opal sequoia]

I mean that he wouldn't be able to stand it, not that we wouldn't be able.

[viscid cape]

@opal sequoia Do your quiz and quit Fläpping

[sudden panther]

Oi. Memelords. The first one to translate You should have known that, Base gets a cookie.

[quasi merlin]

Darf ich mitmachen? 😛

[sudden panther]

Nö.

[shy bobcat]

😡

[quasi merlin]

Warum nicht? :'(

[viscid cape]

Das hättest du wissen sollen, Base

[shy bobcat]

"Das hättest du wissen sollen"

🤔

[viscid cape]

Ops

should

/demote

[sudden panther]

weil du 1 kluger 🍪 bimst ❤

[shy bobcat]

ahem I forgot a word

"Das hättest du wissen sollen, Basement"

[quasi merlin]

Btw.

I'd prefer "müssen"

[sudden panther]

You get two cookies for calling him Basement. 🍪 🍪

[shy bobcat]

🤔

@quasi merlin erkläreroonis bitte

[quasi merlin]

Ähh

@sudden panther Help

[viscid cape]

I don't know why but müssen sounded good to me lul

[sudden panther]

Müssen is a bit stronger I guess.

[viscid cape]

Yeah it's like you would have had to know that! >:v

[opal sequoia]

You would must know that.

[shy bobcat]

I guess "hätte sollen" is a bit like

ehh

idk

[quasi merlin]

You were supposed to

[viscid cape]

Yeah

[shy bobcat]

ok yeah

[cold vessel]

Had to go away for a while, did I miss any funny floppyisms?

[shy bobcat]

naw

[sudden panther]

Flopper is ded.

[viscid cape]

We're Flopperising Base instead

[shy bobcat]

flops ist weggefloppt 😦

[quasi merlin]

müssen in Konjunktiv II can work like "should"

[cold vessel]

Oh god, konjunktiv

[shy bobcat]

konjunktiv 😍

[quasi merlin]

Wait

[viscid cape]

See, I was right all along... even though I didn't know.

[quasi merlin]

Well, the "haben" is in Konjunktiv, but

You know

You know.

[shy bobcat]

kryptik just bullshits his way through all of german

I need to get fläpperisiert a bit

[sudden panther]

That's the secret. We all do.

[shy bobcat]

I'm feeling too confident today

[opal sequoia]

Hmmm.

[shy bobcat]

go 🌝 on the next round of transl8eroonis

[quasi merlin]

Go, Arrem.

More sentences that require "hätte müssen" or "müsste [...] haben"? 😛

[sudden panther]

Arrem should have been working on his fokken presentation, but he decided to meme here instead.

[opal sequoia]

What is the presentation?

[sudden panther]

The one.

[opal sequoia]

Oh yeah.

[viscid cape]

Arrem hätte an seinem Vortrag arbeiten sollen, aber er hat sich stattdessen dafür entschieden, hier zu memen.

🤔

[sudden panther]

Nou, it's an actual presentation. With slides and powerpoint memes.

[viscid cape]

Powerpoint memes lol

I don't know the difference between referat and vortrag to be honest

[ancient spade]

I was about to ask that 😅

[opal sequoia]

This is one for you, Kyriptip and Arizona: "By the time I'm finished with my work, I will have become hungry."

[sudden panther]

Hm. I'll let Mika take this one because I had no idea that a Referat can also be mündlich. I've mostly associated it with a written piece about something until now.

Might be right, I really don't know. 😅

[shy bobcat]

idk how to say "by the time"specifically

[ancient spade]

Wenn lol

[viscid cape]

Wenn ich mit meiner Arbeit fertig bin, werde ich hungrig geworden sein

That sounds wrong

[shy bobcat]

yeah I was gonna say "just use wenn? or is there a phrase"

[opal sequoia]

p.s. I stole it from the current #questions discussion.

[ancient spade]

Maybe there's a prettier way of saying it

[quasi merlin]

The difference between "Referat" and "Vortrag" ... err, I guess ... you don't call it a "Referat" in uni, do you?

@sudden panther

[shy bobcat]

I basically got what kryptik did

[sudden panther]

No, we most certainly don't. 😅

But yeah, we stole that word, and we only use it for written things.

[viscid cape]

Interezting

[ancient spade]

Really?

[viscid cape]

@opal sequoia You gotta give the answer, mate

[quasi merlin]

A "Referat" is like mündlich with Powerpoint for me.

[opal sequoia]

I don't know it. 😮

[viscid cape]

@quasi merlin Arrem thinks the opposite no?

[opal sequoia]

Like I said, it's from #questions

So peep there.

[viscid cape]

Ohh okay

I don't know either, it was just a relatively informed guess

[quasi merlin]

Ye, but Arrem lives 800 km away from me.

[viscid cape]

Ohh I see

"austrians"

[opal sequoia]

Arremians.

[shy bobcat]

anyway, me and kryptik both got "Wenn ich mit meiner Arbeit fertig bin, werde ich hungrig geworden sein." for that sentence base gave

[quasi merlin]

So the usage of terms differs.

[viscid cape]

I see, I'll just use then as synonyms then 😂

[ancient spade]

Just remember not to use Referat in uni

[opal sequoia]

Bis ich meiner Arbeit fertig bin, werde ich Hunger haben.

[sudden panther]

No, not Austrians, sorry. The Bosnians stole that word and use it exclusively for written things. 😛

[ancient spade]

That is slightly different in meaning, isn't it?

[quasi merlin]

Remove "nach", Base

And then you have to add another word

[opal sequoia]

In place of nach?

[quasi merlin]

Nah, not after "bis"

[viscid cape]

Chuck answered at #questions

[opal sequoia]

Hmmmm.

Bis ich meiner Arbeit fertig bin, werde ich Hunger bekommen haben.

[quasi merlin]

Why is "meiner Arbeit" in Dative?

Look at the English sentence.

[opal sequoia]

Bis ich mit meiner Arbeit fertig bin, werde ich Hunger bekommen haben.

[quasi merlin]

Yep

[opal sequoia]

Dankee.

[shy bobcat]

can you say "hungrig werden" 'stead of "Hunger bekommen"

[quasi merlin]

I'd remove the "bekommen", maybe

Wait

No, maybe we need the "bekommen".

I confused myself.

[thick charm]

'gehabt haben'

[shy bobcat]

@quasi merlin hungrig werden, Hunger bekommen?

[quasi merlin]

"Ich werde hungrig geworden sein."
"Ich werde Hunger bekommen haben."

[shy bobcat]

aye

[tribal warren]

@ancient spade you said you were also worried about vestibulares

are you doing em this year?

[ancient spade]

No

[tribal warren]

oh have you done them already?

[ancient spade]

It's a little more complicated than that haha

Yeah

[tribal warren]

ach so

[ancient spade]

Almost two years ago lol

I'm studying for ita

[tribal warren]

ooooh shiit

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

good fucking luck

[ancient spade]

Exactly

[tribal warren]

you're crazy

[ancient spade]

3rd time I'm trying

[tribal warren]

ooh boii

you're gonna get it man

[ancient spade]

I hope so haha

[tribal warren]

I have a friend studying to that aswell

he's fucking nuts

my goal is either USP or UNICAMP 😃

[ancient spade]

Woah, that's pretty hard too

Good luck with that

I should be studying right now tbh

[tribal warren]

Cool to know someone that's also fucked this year

did you know they got books now?

they added books to the test

[ancient spade]

Yeah

But that's the least of the problems lol

[tribal warren]

omg I hate literature

[ancient spade]

Physics is just crazy

[tribal warren]

yea I've seen it

if you do get approved though, you'll be basically in the best of the best

but you'll be fucked again

[ancient spade]

Hopefully haha

Yeah

[tribal warren]

cause uni there is probably one of the hardest in the world

it's MIT level

[ancient spade]

I've heard of people who didn't survive there

[tribal warren]

goddayum

what you wanna do there?

[ancient spade]

Electronics engineering

[tribal warren]

äh we're close I guess

I want Computer Science, IME-USP 😄

I think I have good chances

[ancient spade]

Cool

Yeah, you can do it

[tribal warren]

biggest problems: geography, history, literature portuguese questions

so basically 2nd phase, day 2

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

are you trying IME, AFA aswell?

[ancient spade]

Luckly I don't haveto worry about that

[tribal warren]

other military institutions

[ancient spade]

Yeah, I'm trying ime

First phase is next month

I'm not sure if I can make it though

[tribal warren]

IME's pretty hard

I believe it's harder than ITA

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

it depends on how hard you practice tbh

[ancient spade]

I mean, they're about the same level

[tribal warren]

cause even though it's really fucking hard, it's got a pattern

[ancient spade]

Sort of haha

There's always a infinite resistors association questions hahaha

[tribal warren]

haha yup

that e) n.d.a. always shows up

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

and calculus mixed with high school math/physics problems

they like that

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

it'll be worth it...

[ancient spade]

Luckly I did go to university for 1 semester

It sure will

[tribal warren]

oh nice what did you do

[ancient spade]

Electrical engineering

[tribal warren]

oh I see

can I ask where?

[ancient spade]

At a federal uni here

UFMA

[tribal warren]

oh I see

didn't enjoy it?

[ancient spade]

I did

I knew I would before I even got there

[tribal warren]

oh you're just an occuring masochist

jk haha

[ancient spade]

Hahhaha pretty much

But I had this dream since high school

[tribal warren]

I see

I had a pretty crappy/ok education until high school

and then my parents started working their asses off to pay me a good high school

and with good teachers and good math teaching

comes love for math

[ancient spade]

Sure thing

[tribal warren]

so I guess we're kind similar

although I don't really trust myself to ITA

and I don't want shit to do with the military

so I'll just stick to the other good unis haha

[ancient spade]

I don't either haha

I'll leave as soon as I can

[tribal warren]

yea you can choose to not get involved I guess

but ppl say you dont get the same benefits

like the wage

[ancient spade]

Yes, but you still have to serve one year

[opal sequoia]

❤

[ancient spade]

Basic training and all

[tribal warren]

fucking hell

2018 is the year I'll do the alistamento (idk how to say that in english)

i'm scared

aaaaaa

[ancient spade]

Hahhaha

Draft it's called

[tribal warren]

yea draft

fuck me I don't wanna go to the army

[ancient spade]

Don't worry

There are enough volunteers so you won't be forced if you don't want it

[thick charm]

It'll be over before you know it.

If you're even drafted

[tribal warren]

I don't wanna go to that medical exam

tbh

[ancient spade]

You mean the one every one gets naked

[tribal warren]

but I'm skinny as fuck, I have vision problems, I look like shit

which is good

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

cause no one wants a soldier that's like that

[sudden panther]

Cut a leg off.

[tribal warren]

yes the one everyone gets naked

nice idea arrem

[sudden panther]

Or an arm. You definitely can't shoot people with only one arm. 🤔

[ancient spade]

You can use a pistol

[tribal warren]

we don't shoot people, we're brazilians, we play soccer whoever wins, wins the war

[sudden panther]

Ivan disagrees.

[thick charm]

Just say you have Magenschmerzen. They'll think it's one of those super exotic illnesses.

[tribal warren]

ich werde sagen, dass ich nur Deutsch sprechen kann

🤔

[ancient spade]

But in Brazil, soldiers use hoes to clean the battlefield instead

[thick charm]

Ich nix verstehen Brasiliano

[tribal warren]

AHAHAHAHAH

[ancient spade]

Lol

[sudden panther]

I love this meme.

[tribal warren]

that's a great meme macaco

macaco we have to chat someday

about physics

calculus

and fucking brazil

[ancient spade]

Hahha yes we do

[tribal warren]

this fucken country

am I right

[ancient spade]

Yes sir

Not now though haha

[tribal warren]

yea

gotta study geography

[ancient spade]

I'm usually here at night

And I gotta study some physics

I'm just procrastinating tbh

[tribal warren]

I see, maybe thursday, friday or the weekend, I'll be here

saame

[ancient spade]

Yeah, on weekends

[tribal warren]

I always have simulados (simulated tests, fuck translating brazilians things) on mondays

but I have none today

so it's procastinating day

[ancient spade]

Yeah lol

I'm just tired of spending all day at home, alone, studying

For years

That's pretty depressing tbh

[tribal warren]

yea the system's dumb

you must be smart as hell

but the system is so selective

[ancient spade]

Not really haha

Yes, that's what makes it so good right? High standards allow only for the best to succeed

[tribal warren]

well

but it doesn't really reflect the best

like there are tons of ppl that have really cool talents but can't be sucessful because only a few things are valorized you know

like I have this friend who's a fucking genius for everything

but he wants to do History

so basically = 0 money

[ancient spade]

I see what you mean

[tribal warren]

I actually considered being a math teacher

but then I thought: I like computer stuff and math teaching equals poor

so Computer Science

🤷

[ancient spade]

Lol

You could teach in a university

Or at ita

[tribal warren]

hah

ha

ha

you gotta have a phd and shit for that

[ancient spade]

But dude

[tribal warren]

I don't intend on studying my entire life only to teach

but maybe I'll change my mind, idk

[ancient spade]

Yeahm

Maybe you'll become a veterinarian or something

[tribal warren]

nope

it's a good hypothetical example

but it's so unrealistic

[ancient spade]

It's the first thing that came to my mind haha

[tribal warren]

also the other thing that's dumb in the system

you gotta choose so early

like most of my friends know they like math/physics/chemistry more than biology/geography/history/portuguese/etc

but they don't know what field they want

"what engineering"

and you gotta choose when you're fucking 17

[ancient spade]

I chose when I was 15 lol

[tribal warren]

you're an exception like me

we knew it even before

[ancient spade]

Yeah, I understand

[tribal warren]

but there are sooooo many people trying doctor's school for years and then, after years of struggle and failing, change their minds

my dad has a friend that did a cursinho for 10 years..

imagine if that guy didn't like it after getting in

suicide material

[ancient spade]

Yea, it's crazy

It was really nice talking to you again man, but I have to go now haha

[tribal warren]

yea me too

we gotta do that VC another day

[ancient spade]

Sure

[tribal warren]

also we spammed the hell outta this channel

and no one probably knows what we're talking about

anyways, thanks so much

[ancient spade]

Hahaha just another day at the office

@viscid cape knows for sure

It was a pleasure

See you on the top of the world

[tribal warren]

😄

cya

[viscid cape]

@ancient spade Yo no hablo su lingua.

[tribal warren]

spanish D=

kyptikosis where are you from?

now I'm curious that he said that you know for sure what we were talking about

[viscid cape]

Yo soy della Illa della Santa Cruz

[tribal warren]

I mean wot

Where's the Santa Cruz Island

california?

[ancient spade]

Lol I'm back

[viscid cape]

Solamente MacacoVerde sabe, donde fica la illa.

[ancient spade]

Dude

Hahhahahaa

[tribal warren]

am I supposed to know that? Macaco?

[ancient spade]

Yes

You wanna study at USP

[tribal warren]

well geography isn't my strongest suit

my guess is california

but he speaks spanish

[ancient spade]

Should I tell him, @viscid cape ?

[viscid cape]

Puedes confiar-lo?

[tribal warren]

it's not Brazil, it can't be, I've never seen him speaking portuguese in this discord

[ancient spade]

Hahhaahaha

[tribal warren]

Si, =c

[ancient spade]

Who did you talk to in #other-languages a couple days ago?

In Portuguese

Aside from me

[tribal warren]

Fulano

[ancient spade]

Oh

It was him

[viscid cape]

Rekt.

[ancient spade]

Sorry

I had the impression it was Kryptik

[tribal warren]

So Kryptik speaks Portuguese?

[ancient spade]

Yes

[tribal warren]

okay so we have about 5 options then

[ancient spade]

That should give you a hint

[tribal warren]

Portugal, Brazil, Moçambique, São Tomé e Príncipe, Macau

I don't remember, there's more

it's very unlikely to be Moçambique or São Tomé

Macau aswell

So Portugal

or Brazilian

[ancient spade]

Fifty-fifty

[tribal warren]

Portugal?

wait it's an Island tho

Portugal isn't an island

[viscid cape]

Estou a pensar o que este mancebo está a falar.

[tribal warren]

it's in a peninsula

[ancient spade]

Hahhah

[tribal warren]

MANCEBO HAHAHA

[ancient spade]

You nailed it

[tribal warren]

Boas

well

[ancient spade]

I mean

[tribal warren]

I like portuguese from portugal, it's very fancy

[ancient spade]

I was referring to his enactment of a Portuguese accent

[viscid cape]

Disseste broas.

Eu estou a comer broas.

[ancient spade]

When I said you nailed it

[viscid cape]

Omnom

[tribal warren]

I said boas not broas

but broas are very good indeed

my grandma makes them

[ancient spade]

What are broas?

[viscid cape]

São pãesh d'minh terra.

[tribal warren]

HAHAHA

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

I love that portuguese

kryptik please always talk like that to me

[viscid cape]

😂

[tribal warren]

❤

Gostaria que tu falasses assim comigo

[viscid cape]

Eu sou de são paulo

[tribal warren]

WHAT

i got bamboozled

[viscid cape]

kkkkkk.

[tribal warren]

im leaving

the

shit

outta

[ancient spade]

Hashauahushuahus

[tribal warren]

what

you guys are trolling me

so hard

[ancient spade]

Lol

[viscid cape]

It was Macaco's idea

[tribal warren]

kryptik

I legit don't know where you're from now

[ancient spade]

🙊

[tribal warren]

is this a huge troll

[viscid cape]

I'm from São Paulo 👌

[tribal warren]

okay

i'll trust ya

as a fellow paulistano

[viscid cape]

Ilha de santa cruz is brazil's first name

[ancient spade]

Exactly

[tribal warren]

oh is it?

[ancient spade]

I said it once when I was asked where I come from

Just for fun

[tribal warren]

he said in spanish

that's what confused me

[viscid cape]

"Spanish" though lol

[tribal warren]

Yo soy da Illa de Santa Cruz

you said it like that aaaa

[ancient spade]

"da"

[viscid cape]

Illa is probably not even a word

😂

[ancient spade]

Yeah lol

[tribal warren]

It is in my portunhol

okay?

[ancient spade]

Portuñol at it's finest

[tribal warren]

I've never gotten proper spanish education anyway

did you know that são paulo's actual name was Sao Paulo de Piratininga

[ancient spade]

Me neither

[tribal warren]

DUMB HISTORY FACTS

[ancient spade]

Really?

[tribal warren]

yea

[viscid cape]

No, I didn't

[ancient spade]

Cool

[tribal warren]

good

lots of brazilians partners

holy fuck we're everywhere

[ancient spade]

Can we claim #general-2 as an official Brazilian territory now?

Yeah, we sure are

[tribal warren]

Yes

[ancient spade]

Thank inclusão digital for that

[placid heath]

... We want a duel first. ⚽

[ancient spade]

Whoooaaa

[placid heath]

;)

[ancient spade]

That's cruel

:FeelsBadMan:

[viscid cape]

Rekt.

Actually that was the nicest day I had had in a while.

It was priceless to listen to the game's narration.

😂

[tribal warren]

BRA71L

[ancient spade]

Yeah hahah

[tribal warren]

DA

ALEMANHA

GOOL was deleted

too much spam

[viscid cape]

Lol

[tribal warren]

Gol da Alemanha...

7 times

[ancient spade]

I went to the bathroom and when I was back they scored like 3 goals or something

[tribal warren]

Davi Luiz cried a lot that day

and to this day

[ancient spade]

Yeah

[tribal warren]

I still don't give a crap about soccer

[ancient spade]

Neither do I

I'm awful at it

I look like a crippled capivara playing soccer

[viscid cape]

"I earn only 200,000 euros. 😿 I just wanted to make my people have a good time."

Mimimi

[tribal warren]

Well, we are 2 guys talking through discord about ITA and math and calculus

the one thing you expect

[ancient spade]

And I don't have time to keep up with the games

[tribal warren]

to suck at sports

[ancient spade]

Yeah

Hey

I was kinda good at swimming

And judo

[tribal warren]

I suck at life tbh

[viscid cape]

[2]

At least you're young

[tribal warren]

sedentary at its best

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

the only kind of sports I get close is e-sports

haha

[ancient spade]

I did get sedentary in 2 grade in high school

[tribal warren]

what a pathetic thing to say

[ancient spade]

Later I made a diet and lost 27 kilos

[tribal warren]

whoa

well I'm that one person that eats a lot and doesn't gain weight

[ancient spade]

Hahha that's awesome

[tribal warren]

yea

health problems coming!

yay!

[ancient spade]

If you start working out, eating right and sleeping well, you're gonna get swole in no time

[tribal warren]

I'll die, but I'll die happy, eating something really good

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

fuck working out

[ancient spade]

I'm a fit nerd

[tribal warren]

god you're one of them

jk

it's good

[ancient spade]

I listen to German audios when I work out

[tribal warren]

does it help you?

you're doing an exercise

this guy yelling

SCHMETTERLING

FLUGZEUG

[ancient spade]

Hahhahah

[tribal warren]

and you're like

DAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD EXERCISE AUDIO

[ancient spade]

Hahhaha exactly

I have to optmize my time

[tribal warren]

yea it's good

I really wanna get into reading and listening to german stuff

[ancient spade]

Which is not what I'm doing right now lol

[tribal warren]

but I gotta read stupid books by stupid genius brazilian writers like Machado de Assis

dont get me wrong

guys a fucking genius

but fuck it's boring

[ancient spade]

Haha I understand

[tribal warren]

last friday I went to saraiva

saw those cool german books

and felt like: feelsbadman I can't, I gotta focus on the task at hand

[ancient spade]

Hahaha I feel you

I have many side-interests I have to put aside

[tribal warren]

yea you specially

cause ITA's gotta be the only thing you think about

[ancient spade]

Like social life

[tribal warren]

well I have none

just kidding, I have friends

[ancient spade]

Hahah my friends are a bunch of nerds too

[tribal warren]

yup, same

[ancient spade]

We get together every solar eclipse

[tribal warren]

omg not to that level

but we're all interested on talking about linear algebra

and how the brazilian education system fails and it would be really cool to learn integrals on high school

[ancient spade]

That's awesome

[tribal warren]

and crazy theorems

[ancient spade]

I'm the only one who liked math and physics at my classroom

The only one who wanted engineering lol

[tribal warren]

well as I said I'm in a really good school now so it's good to have like a class that's basically everyone nerds

also it's weird cause everyone has so much money

like I have the discount ya know

idk how you call that in english

scholarship?

[ancient spade]

A backpack lol

[tribal warren]

ahhahaha

[ancient spade]

Yeah, it's scholarship I think

[tribal warren]

bolsa de estudos

backpack

best translation EU

[ancient spade]

Or purse

[tribal warren]

haha

[ancient spade]

Purse of studies

[tribal warren]

hjgriuehgreq

[ancient spade]

Sounds accurate

[tribal warren]

totally

we're saying that but there're always people that like translating stuff that way

[ancient spade]

Yes there are

Joel Santanna

[tribal warren]

LOL legend

[ancient spade]

Yeah hahaha

[tribal warren]

btw what happened to: I gotta study?

[ancient spade]

Lol

[tribal warren]

did you just start studying and realized how great I am at chatting

and came back to your senpai?

yes or sure

[ancient spade]

My father asked me to help him do some plumbing work

No lol

[tribal warren]

FeelsBadderino

[ancient spade]

Hahhaha

Yeah

[tribal warren]

woo

[ancient spade]

I'm soaked right now

[tribal warren]

well I tried geography but then I started studying the Dominios Morfoclimaticos

and I almost puked from the total of boring this is

[ancient spade]

Hahhaha

I hated geography back in school

[tribal warren]

like geography teachers are the real heroes

[ancient spade]

But I had a really good teacher back then

[tribal warren]

cause man you really gotta love this

[ancient spade]

Yeah lol

Studying Brazilian rivers and stuff

That's tiresome

To say the least

[tribal warren]

yea I always get the questions about that kinda stuff wrong

[ancient spade]

Props to all of those who like it

[tribal warren]

like there was one I did

there was this map of BR with a bunch of stuff on it

you had to complete the Legenda

subtitles

[ancient spade]

Aaah

[tribal warren]

I got almost everything wrong

[ancient spade]

Hahaha

[tribal warren]

at least everyone got it wrong

it was a pretty hard question

[ancient spade]

Yeah

Do you study your state's history and geography?

[tribal warren]

I think so

we study everything

[ancient spade]

Oh yeah

It's São Paulo

The crossroads of Brazil

[tribal warren]

haha

[ancient spade]

Where everything happens

[tribal warren]

we're i m p o r t a n t, okay?

[ancient spade]

Hahhaah

[tribal warren]

Brazilian New York

[ancient spade]

Hey

[tribal warren]

jk

I wasn't born here anyway

[ancient spade]

We have Nova Iorque here in Maranhão

[tribal warren]

wait what

brazil what is wrong with you

[ancient spade]

Hahahha

Anyway, I really should go lol

At least we're practicing our English

[tribal warren]

yea me too

still haven't studied this bs

[ancient spade]

Mine is really rusty

[tribal warren]

stfu

your english sounds fucking perfect

like last time we spoke

0 accent

[ancient spade]

Hahhaha not really

[tribal warren]

change your nickname, no one will ever know where you're from, trust me

if ppl thought I was from europe by my accent

imagine you

[ancient spade]

Lol

Meh

I need to practice anyways

[tribal warren]

we will

thursday, friday or weekends

not sure

maybe friday

[ancient spade]

Yeah, sure

See you, for real now lol

[tribal warren]

yea

gbye

[ocean robin]

Ugh I was gonna explain wo+prep questions today, but that requires me to get up. While I'm fighting the urge to never leave my bed for the rest of my life, you can go to gen2 and translate these.
What are you thinking of?
What are you looking for?
What are you working on?

Putting exercise here.

[sudden panther]

Maybe also consider putting your solutions there. 👌

[ocean robin]

So I think that:

• Wovon denkst du?
• Wofür suscht du?
• Woran arbeitest du?
  

[pine ginkgo]

🤔

1/3

[ocean robin]

jesus whai.

[sudden panther]

Preposition aren't 1:1.

[ocean robin]

33%.

[sudden panther]

You actually have to find the correct one for the verb you want.

[ocean robin]

Dammit.

[sudden panther]

Just because it's for in English, doesn't mean it's für in German.

[ocean robin]

[pseudo trail]

ah, prepositions

Out of the kindness of your hearts, will someone please bestow onto me a sentence?

[placid heath]

Natürlich, eure erlauchte Hoheit.