#general-2

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hot cloak
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Bei der Comdirect Bank (Tochtergesellschaft der Commerzbank) kann ohne Wohnsitz in Deutschland ein Girokonto eröffnet werden

sudden panther
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That's what I did before I had an address.

hot cloak
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That should be possible

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as long as you have your ID with ya

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does your italian ID have your address in IT on it?

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they dont

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unless you meant that

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interesting

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i did

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oh lol

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my bad then

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no youre good that was my exact question 😄

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^^

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im looking at the comdirekt pdf

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ohhh

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nice

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Ihre Adresse laut Ausweis

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thats promising

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There's the city, not the full address

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my husband had issues opening a comdirekt account

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because you have to go to the post office and get your identity proven

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and he couldnt reproduce the signature on his ID well enough for the beamtin lol

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you can do that via their app

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they changed it

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OH

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COOL

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he also got a new ID

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let me find my old email

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he was like 27 trying to recreate 18 year old him's signature, lol

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im fed up with postbank

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they charge me money to have a secondary card on an account 🙄

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sweet

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you know, he should know this since he builds the postbank app

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lol

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Ingdb allows video too

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ingdb here

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worked for me

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he has another bank account i cant remember where and they did video

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the woman on the other end was sweet

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This would also be much easier if I could use discord on the computer...

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Is it not working?

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I can't login because of that shitty 2factor

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oh lovely

fair iron
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Google Auth is a quick workaround - you can delete it after.

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It's what I ended up doing.

hot cloak
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Can you elaborate

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If I log out of my account here on mobile I'm locked out forever

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oooh

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dont change your password then lel

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i just asked my dude what bank he ended up using

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n26

fair iron
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Google has an app called Google Auth which works in correspondence with Discord, amongst other services.
It creates a temporary key to use when signing in. (5-7 characters, I think)

hot cloak
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Well yeah

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That doesnt matter since his account is already associated with an APP

toxic urchin
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i use lastpass

hot cloak
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Well he's German though

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You could make a new account for the time being

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Yeah casca and krill but can I set that up without having to login on discord?

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You cant

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Yeah I'll probably make a new account as soon as I have a moment of piece

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Peace

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Actually, did you save your backup codes on your pc by any chance?

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wait why cant you get 2 factor to work?

toxic urchin
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forgot the password

hot cloak
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ah fug

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i had that issue today with discord

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Because it was on my previous phone and I forgot to remove the shit before I logged out to come to Germany

toxic urchin
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o

hot cloak
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Probably not, can't remember

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Well rip then

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Make a new account

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it's easier

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I backed up all this kind of stuff but I only hand the gmail codes

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Have*

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f

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Time to make a new one

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But anyway that's secondary, my main problem now is Germany

toxic urchin
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cant you use your email to recover the account after getting logged out?

hot cloak
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I can only recover the password but I do remember that

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anyway, what was your main concern again

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Bank account. I can't find a way to tell them to deliver the card not in Italy

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the form i sent has an extra section for that

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What bank is that?

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comdirekt

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I'll try that if I can't find it here

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its an online bank

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but its got a space for your official "wohnsitz" and a space for where they can send stuff if its not the same place

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Also what is a voranschrift? Can't find it on the dictionary

sturdy shadow
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Phew I'd have to think about that myself

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Never heard that before

hot cloak
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previous addresses

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denk ich

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Hmm

sudden panther
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But then he won't be Berzi#1333 anymore.

hot cloak
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Tru

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Wohnhaft is the official one, rite?

sturdy shadow
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The current one i think

hot cloak
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yeah

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Oh so not the Italian one

sturdy shadow
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Exactly.

sudden panther
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cunt!

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I was listening to that.

lost dagger
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oh

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sorry

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I found it on /r/german a while ago

sudden panther
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Haha, no worries. ❤

lost dagger
sudden panther
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Lewd that's horrible.

lost dagger
sharp hound
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(:

shy bobcat
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Danke Fuer's

grammatikzerstören (:

shy bobcat
dry lynx
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@hot cloak you were right

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It's happening

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First game today, an afk

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Second one, top and mid first time, both feed

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Last game, I go 10/2 and my internet disconnects

hot cloak
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hehe

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diamond 5 will claim your soul and drain all your vigor

fair iron
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Just play those guitar riffs from earlier in the background.

stone sentinel
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Using "wo+(word)" is the question equivalent of "da+word." It can be translated into a variety of question words. "Womit" would be translated as "with what/who." "Damit" would be translated as "With this/that/it."

shy bobcat
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but why’d you use wobei?

stone sentinel
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I used bei because I believe German uses it when talking about helping someone with an action

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Ich habe ihr beim kochen geholfen.

shy bobcat
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Nach meinem Verständnis bezieht sich "mit" auf das Objekt bzw. das Mittel der Hilfe und "bei" auf die Tätigkeit.

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first result on google for “helfen mit bei”

stone sentinel
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I cant think of an instance of helping the "means"

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What would the example of that be

twilit garden
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"Man hilft jemandem bei etwas"

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You were right

stone sentinel
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Wanna make sure you saw that too btw @still hazel

still hazel
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Ok

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Thanks 😃

stone sentinel
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I didnt get an explanation to da/wo words for a long time, and they were a pain for me

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It helps breaking down other useful words like darum

still hazel
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Where did you get the explanation, cuz I'd personally love one 😄

stone sentinel
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There are also words like drinnen/draussen which I usually see translated as "Inside/Outside" which come from "Da+rein/da+raus"

tired sinew
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perfect timing cause i was gonna study that today

stone sentinel
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Ok this source is really good

tired sinew
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i was gonna use this

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scroll all the way down

stone sentinel
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I think it was something like "German is Cool!"

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Way better than it sounds

shy bobcat
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German is Fun!?

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that guy?

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or :/

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no idea

stone sentinel
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I havent visited this site in a while, I cant remember the name

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Gimme a minute

shy bobcat
stone sentinel
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German is Easy

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Yeah!

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Good stuff

shy bobcat
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yeah

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his writing is a bit insufferable tho :/

stone sentinel
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Guy's a total smart aleck and I love it

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Well

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To each their own I guess

shy bobcat
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he still helped a lot

stone sentinel
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Agreed

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Lots of pages on specific pain in the ass words like doch

tired sinew
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not a bad resource, i think i got da words done thanks friends

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down*

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ugh is there anyway around the "2 posts a week for free" thing besides paying

tired sinew
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Wir haben angst vor schlangen --> would it be wovor habt ihr angst oder vor wem hast du angst?

pine ginkgo
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Wovor

tired sinew
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so wo- words apply to things (living and non-living ) that are not human?

gilded kraken
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@tired sinew My understanding of it is that wo+Prep words are just the usual question words. For instance: "Wovor hast du Angst?" "Ich habe Angst davor, dass mein Hund verschwunden ist, weil ich gestern ihn nicht finden konnte."; "Worauf warten Sie?" "Ich warte auf meine(r?) Frau.". Prep+article tends to be more in relative clauses and such: "Da ist das Ball, nach dem ich gestern Abend suchte." However, I'm not sure if there's any further nuance to it, since I can't think of a time where I've used prep+wer/wen/wem, so a native speaker should probably clarify that.

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If anything, I'd assume that you'd use prep+wen/wem/wessen when you would expect a person to be related to the action. "Mit wem bist du ins Kino gegangen?" "Mit Bob". Is that right, native speakers?

tired sinew
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thanks man. i guess im getting a little ahead of myself. i didnt realize there were prepositions that go along with verbs. i gotta start practicing that.

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also gotta work on integrating the da- words into sentences like : "Ich habe Angst davor, dass mein Hund verschwunden ist

gilded kraken
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No problem! :)

shy bobcat
quasi merlin
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Weil Konjugation uncool ist

shy bobcat
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Ja natürlich

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Aber was wissen wir denn, der haben ja studiert Deutsch für 2-3 Jahre, er muss richtig sein

quasi merlin
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😄

shy bobcat
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Wenn du in anderen Sprachenservers bist, würdest du wohl schon Wario Toad kennen :P der hat eine bestimmt interessante Weise mit Worten.

quasi merlin
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Welcher Server ist das?

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Deutsch ist nicht ancient.

hot cloak
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doch die dinosaurier haben alle deutsch gesprochen

pine ginkgo
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du bist ancient mikah

shy bobcat
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Ich weiß nicht woher das "kollst"-Bild ist, das war von einem anderen Benutzer

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Oh das ist auf den UNAEL lol

mystic oxide
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Lol welcher Kanal

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Oh November

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Nvm

hot cloak
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ich bin gut 😎

quasi merlin
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Angeber

runic rain
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Whatup

shy bobcat
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Nix

nocturne wedge
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the roof

runic rain
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ded

dense rivet
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Who ded who ded

runic rain
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A gigi why

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@sudden panther sooooo...

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I'm-a logoff too

sudden panther
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O shit who will take care of the channel

runic rain
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I'm sad to admit, it's getting along fine without me ;(

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I feel like i am not needed anymore ;(

sudden panther
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Aw. I can pay people to spam for you. ❤

runic rain
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This is no place for spam

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Remember the golden rules

sudden panther
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Exactly. Because you keep it so. The spammers are afraid of the punishment that would follow even when you're offline. 😉

runic rain
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I guess so...

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Because they'll always fear the memepolice 🚨 🚔 🚨 🚔

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Alright.... Before i fall asleep. Its time for another Tagebuch Eintrag

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Was habe ich heute erlebt?...

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Heute habe ich erneut meinen Vater in Düsseldorf besucht.
Ich habe in seinem Büro an der Website gearbeitet. Auch habe ich einige Akten sortiert und im System gepflegt.
Danach sind wir zusammen bei ein Franzosen um die 'Ecke' essen geganngen. Es war sehr lecker!

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Nach ein paar Flaschen Wein, die wiruns als Gruppe geteilt haben, musste ich die Freunde meines Vaters und ihn verlassen.

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Ich musste schließlichschleunigst nach Köln zurück!

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Dort bin ich zu der Bar gefahren, wo meine Freundin gearbeitet hat.

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Nach ein paar Bier sind wir dann zusammen nach Hause gafefahren.

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Dort haben wir dann noch einige Folgen 'Friends' geguckt.

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Tagebuch Ende

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@hot cloak blubb

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Over and out kkkkschkkschsch

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G'nite @sudden panther doggo

sudden panther
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Night night bear. 😄

lost dagger
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ì'm drinking dragonfruit lemongrass kombucha and it's so good

restive moat
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um, I just crashed the Goethe Institut registration form

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probably due to a 25 character long password

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my only guess

fair iron
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Screenshot?

restive moat
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I received a 500 after submitting the form and now it's not available at all

fair iron
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^^

hot cloak
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thats a problem on your end

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I just registered with a 64 char password

restive moat
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oh, it is back now

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This User already exists

hot cloak
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check your emails

restive moat
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alrighty, time to dig out the first password. good thing pass uses git

hot cloak
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what

restive moat
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I use pass to manage my passwords, and I generated a new one when I attempted registration a second time

hot cloak
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oh you're on unix

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my bad

restive moat
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lol

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also how's this?

hot cloak
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fine I suppose

restive moat
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👍

runic rain
sturdy shadow
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@runic rain heute Japantag. Bisse dabei?

hot cloak
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inb4 verkatert haha

sturdy shadow
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Wovon denn? Ich see da nur Wasser im Glas!

hot cloak
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war ja auch 3 Uhr 😂

runic rain
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Verkatert nicht ;D

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Isset scho wieder soweit? Japantag?

sturdy shadow
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Yep

hot cloak
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junge junge

sturdy shadow
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JUNGE JUNGE JUNGE JUNGE JUNGE

runic rain
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Junge junge junge

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Aber dat is doch in Düsseldorf

sturdy shadow
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Ja und?

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Sei ein weeb mit uns!

quasi merlin
sudden panther
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Sounds fun.

quasi merlin
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Wtf 😅

regal kite
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Hallo

lunar moss
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Hallo, Wie geht's:)

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😃

shy bobcat
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hallo

regal kite
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Mir gehts gut, danke 😃 und du?

lunar moss
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gut 😃

regal kite
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Das ist gut 😃

lost dagger
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what's the stargazing channel?

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Klasse!

grave adder
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hello hello i fear no memepolice @runic rain

runic rain
shy bobcat
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I wish discord would work better with windows touchscreen 😒

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and by better I mean AT ALL

tight pagoda
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Hello Uhmm.. I am new here and I was asking can you someone help or tell me from where to start ? I used to learn from Duolingo, but its not enough ... what should I do ? ( sorry for interrubting )

shy bobcat
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Start reading German stuff, watching German stuff, writing in German, speaking in German, etc. Also check #resources there’s plenty of good stuff in there. But mainly practice!

opal sequoia
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If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. The more you push yourself, the faster you'll learn. 😃

shy bobcat
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^ ^ 😄

tight pagoda
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Ohh alright .. thank you

opal sequoia
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But also just take it one thing at a time. Like Arizona said, you want to cover all your bases. Writing, speaking, listening and reading. Whatever you choose to practice with, make sure in the end you're practicing all of those skills one way or another.

shy bobcat
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@tight pagoda I notice you have no level role, do you know where you’d fall on the “how well can I German” spectrum?

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if not we can send you eine kostenlose Prüfung for you to rausfinden 😄

tight pagoda
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sure, so basics are the most important part ...
and on "How well can I german " No i dont know ,..but its prrtty low for sure XD

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pretty*

shy bobcat
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So Level A then?

tight pagoda
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is it the first Level ?

shy bobcat
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yes

tight pagoda
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if it is then yeah

shy bobcat
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go in the botchannel and write >getrole Level A so that you don’t get asked the same question again 😉

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😄

tight pagoda
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Done ..

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ohhhh Thank you so much

shy bobcat
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😄

tight pagoda
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for the link

shy bobcat
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I personally used that one so I can bestätigen that it’s a sehr Guter 😄

tight pagoda
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Mmmmm

opal sequoia
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Gex, wo kommst du her?

shy bobcat
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Nein nein nein wir müssen auf Mundarte sprechen damit er verwirrt wird: Woher küss do?

tight pagoda
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uhmm its complicated ... I'm half and half

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idk how to say it .. xD

shy bobcat
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oooh das macht es besser 😄

tight pagoda
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really?

shy bobcat
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du kannst es ja auf englisch sagen wenn das besser geht

opal sequoia
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ich bin auch verwirrt.

tight pagoda
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i'm half german but i got separted from dad at young age and i am trying to learn german to communicate with him

shy bobcat
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ah.

opal sequoia
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Oh I see. He only speaks German?

tight pagoda
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he speaks english and german .. but his english is uhmm so bad

opal sequoia
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Haha, I see. Makes sense then.

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We will try to help as much as possible.

shy bobcat
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oh, well then it will make sense: you speak to him in bad german, he responds in bad english 😄

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just kidding

tight pagoda
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hahahahaha

shy bobcat
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so what country r u from?

tight pagoda
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well i live in Canada atm

shy bobcat
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🇨🇦

tight pagoda
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ayyee

shy bobcat
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greetings from down below you 😄

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🇺🇸

tight pagoda
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where are you from ?

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ohhh so close

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greetings 😃

opal sequoia
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Ich komme aus Australien.

shy bobcat
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I even give what state I’m in 😉 dat name though

tight pagoda
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nice too meet you @opal sequoia

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yea i can see it in your name

opal sequoia
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Danke.

tight pagoda
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Arixzona

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Arizona*

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xD

shy bobcat
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Kanada ist besser als AZ 😄

opal sequoia
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Ja, stimmt.

tight pagoda
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xD

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why ? XD

opal sequoia
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Kanada scheint gut.

tight pagoda
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it is

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yea

shy bobcat
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you have no donald trump and beautiful french 😄

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and the flag is nice too

tight pagoda
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hahaha xD

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yea donald trump ... i feel abd for you

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bad*

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XD

opal sequoia
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Politik? Du bringst zu meinem Kanal die Politik? Was fällt dir ein...

tight pagoda
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uhmm sure

shy bobcat
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honestly though I would move to europe or canada if I could

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America is too crazy

tight pagoda
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as you wish

opal sequoia
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Europe seems nice too.

tight pagoda
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@shy bobcat ohhh ... its hard to move ..leaving everything behind and starting new

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life*

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yea, Europe is great i wish we stayed there

shy bobcat
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tbh I would have said Britain but apparently they’re going full Stalin on the internet over there 😨

tight pagoda
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go to germany ...its pretty nice .. i have been there before

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it's*

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lmao

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anyway .. uhmm

shy bobcat
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yeah?

tight pagoda
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I have to go ..

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thank you for the link

shy bobcat
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tbh it’s 22:15 over here for me I should probably go to

opal sequoia
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Enjoy!!

tight pagoda
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I hope we can talk again soon

shy bobcat
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we’ll probably be on at roughly the same time since we both live in North America 😄

tight pagoda
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Yupp

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xD

shy bobcat
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except for 3 weeks I’m gonna be in Germany so GL with that

tight pagoda
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ohhhhhhhhh

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niiiicee

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just one more question

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how to advance to level B ?

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who decides i can move to the next level ?

shy bobcat
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Well, technically there’s official tests and all, but really on this server we’re a lot more lax with the level definitions

tight pagoda
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ahaa

opal sequoia
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B is about conversational level so when you can hold a decent conversation then consider yourself basically there.

tight pagoda
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Alright .. Thank you

sturdy shadow
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@shy bobcat where here you going?

shy bobcat
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Place near IIRC Frankfurt, called Hofheim. We know people there.

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We’ll also hit up Berlin and a few other places 😄

coarse jungle
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funnier than the actual video lmao

shy bobcat
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I’ve been looking for a cover version of Denkmal by Wir Sind Helden that I heard on iTunes music once but I can’t remember who did the particular version and searching “Denkmal” on iTunes is only giving WSH’s (which is a totally fine version of the song too ofc) :/

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also, it’s not Stereoact’s :/

fair iron
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Do you know some of the lyrics?

twilit garden
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the lyrics should be the same as Denkmal by Wir sind Helden

shy bobcat
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^

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I heard WSH’s version and thought it was the cover because I had not heard it before lol

fair iron
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Ah, cover, not parody. I should wake up -_-

shy bobcat
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god it was some rock group or other, but I listened to a lot of those so now I can’t remember which MEGATHINK 😪 😖

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I found it 😄

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Die Versenker, that’s who it was.

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now why didn’t this ever show in the iTunes searches MEGATHINK

fair iron
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🎉

shy bobcat
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😄 😄 😄

twilit garden
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nothing in of itself, i think it is a mix of the words Tribut (tribute) and Debüt (debut)

fallen quarry
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Is there any way to learn grammar easily? Haven't done anything German-related for a few months since school, but goddamn the grammar kept confusing me.

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Change one little thing and suddenly the entire sentence structure is reversed, or something similar.

hot acorn
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^^^ i need help with this one too

tired sinew
opal sequoia
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@fallen quarry Reading the pdfs about grammar in #resources and taking some of your own notes as summaries is a good way to learn it and also to refresh your knowledge afterwards.

grave adder
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As well as regular practise!

sudden panther
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You never told us you were a poet @iron bear. 😛

hot cloak
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he's a poet and he didn't know it 🤔

quasi merlin
lilac dew
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does german have an order of adjectives like english?

hot cloak
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It does

lilac dew
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ooh

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can you list it

sudden panther
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MIKA DID IT

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Now get a million stars for the next super special starthing.

quasi merlin
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Wooo! 🎊

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A million?

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Sounds doable.

lunar moss
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wooo , white discord banned

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who uses white/ light mode discord FeelsBadMan

lilac dew
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nope i'd like to keep my eyes thanks

runic rain
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Alles gut hier?

hot cloak
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@runic rain 🚨

shy bobcat
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White discord.

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I used it for a grand total of 10 seconda

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Ugh

still hazel
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Ikr

lost dagger
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oh I was wondering what that was

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looks so alien

grave adder
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lemme try

hot cloak
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needs more fluttering in the moonlight 🌚

grave adder
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YES

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did that send twice?

hot cloak
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the pic yeah

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discord can be kinda weird about pic sending sometimes

lunar moss
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Look at the difference wavedog

runic rain
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Tag hat ja mal super begonnen. Der kvb-mann musste am neumarkt auf seine Ablösung warten, daher standen wir dort erstmal

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Am Dom angekommen musste ich dann noch durch den gesamtem bahnhof rennen um zu Gleis 9 zu gelangen.

hot cloak
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🏃

runic rain
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Beim hochlaufen der Treppe bin ich dann gestürtzt

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Jetzt sitze ich mit einen kleinen aber dennoch blutenden Wunde am Knie im Zug

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Den ich in letzter Minute bekommen habe

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Und das Abteil ist voll, weil die Tür zwischen den Wagons defekt ist

sudden panther
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Are 90% of dark theme users really so insecure that they have to bash the light theme whenever they see it? It's personal preference. Get over it. mmlol

quasi merlin
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No, but they could improve it, so that everyone can use it without going blind depending on screen.

runic rain
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Maybe it's a thing of energy preserving

quasi merlin
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Or rather: have readable text

runic rain
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Unless its a bright sunny day the contrast ist good enough on the dark theme

quasi merlin
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Also having only one part white and the channel list still dark is bad memery.

runic rain
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The white one is a beauty btw

sudden panther
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Meh. I use light themes for everything and it's perfectly readable to me. Then there are a million students that use a dark IDE theme and reduce display brightness to minimum because they're too lazy to bring a charger. Like, how can you read anything. 😐

runic rain
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But ill use dark too

hot cloak
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i have a hard time reading the grey text on white tbh

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so i dont use it

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but my eyes suck

pine ginkgo
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I use light for writing and dark for chatting

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🤔

runic rain
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Grey/white is less contrast than black/white

quasi merlin
#

"i have a hard time reading the grey text on white tbh" this

runic rain
#

#wowSoEdgy

sudden panther
#

Training, my lads. You must make your eyes extremely resilient™. 😂

quasi merlin
#

There are no boxes around the reactions in white theme?

hot cloak
#

dude i already have -4,50 diopter

#

i dont need to make them worse straining with bad contrast

sudden panther
#

There are Mika.

quasi merlin
#

???

#

I don't see boxes/borders around them.

sudden panther
quasi merlin
#

No borders

sudden panther
#

I don't see any borders using the dark time either. Do you not see the box though? 🤔

quasi merlin
#

What box are we talking about?

#

Wait

#

With box I mean the lighter background around the icons and counter in the dark theme.

twilit garden
quasi merlin
#

But nothing changes in white.

twilit garden
sudden panther
#

There is a darker background around them in the light theme Mika.

#

Up your screen brightness a bit. 😅

quasi merlin
#

No

#

Gamma might be too high..

#

I don't see a darker background around them. :D

sudden panther
#

#ffffff vs #f4f5f5 😛

restive moat
#

Long word is long

runic rain
#

Pokemon-Nuggetbrückentrainerdialogsübersetzungsassistenz ist ja auch ein langer Ausbildungsberuf

leaden jacinth
#

Dinge die ich immer falsch ausgesprochen habe als ich Pokemon rot gespielt habe

Teenager = Tee-nager
Nugget = Nu-get

Englisch ist schwer

runic rain
#

Göre fordert dich heraus!

pallid kelp
#

Went to a besichtigung for an apartment to rent and the guy stopped us when we told him we don't have a job yet, even though we do have the money to pay the rent for over a year

#

How the fuck am I supposed to get a job if I need a place to stay to get that, and I need that to get a place to stay

#

Also why are all offices closed on Saturday, Sunday AND Wednesday. How did this country get so rich by not working /rant

pine ginkgo
#

yeaaah

#

landlords really don't like people without jobs

#

or at least some kinda monthly income

pallid kelp
#

So how does one come here from outside

pine ginkgo
#

you have to try a lot x.x

#

if you happen to know a rich guy who likes you, you could get a bürgschaft from that guy :D

pallid kelp
#

"Hello I literally own a country"
"But do you have a job"
"Is emperor a job?"
"Not technically, so I can't rent to you"

#

Not that I'm an emperor cough cough

hot cloak
#

brzi what you might do is secure an "elternbürgschaft"

#

some vermieter like this kind of thing

pine ginkgo
#

ooh, right, that could work too

#

i forgot about parents :D

hot cloak
#

basically your parents sign a thing saying they will pay for your apartment, legally binding, etc

#

ofc they dont really have to pay, you can just do it

#

but if you have a set of parents to sign for you, that'd be a start

#

my vermieter wanted one from me as a 24 year old married woman with foreign parents living in the US, lol

pallid kelp
#

Lel

#

Can that be done by just one parent? My parents are divorced

hot cloak
#

probably

#

i think my dad signed mine

opal sequoia
#

Get one from each? Even better.

hot cloak
#

haha

#

DOUBLE THE BÜRGSCHAFT

#

shaft

#

heheh

pallid kelp
#

Now to find a way to do that without getting back to Italy and preferably without sending a sheet of paper by post

opal sequoia
#

Fax?

quasi merlin
#

Aber keine Faxen machen. :3

pallid kelp
#

Hmm, this thing the vermieter left here might also do fax. But it's in polish

#

Off to learning polish then!

#

I'm sure I can get to a2 within two weeks

quasi merlin
#

Maybe you can become 50% fluent.

pallid kelp
#

Czy masz 18 lat?

#

There, I'm fluent

runic rain
#

Unterschreibe hin, unterschreibe her, doch unterschreibe niemals quer! 🙅

fair iron
#

Hä?

runic rain
#

Querschreiben ist ein in Deutschland gebräuchlicher, umgangssprachlicher Begriff für das Eingehen eines Bürgschaftsvertrages. Der Bürge schreibt für den Hauptschuldner quer bedeutet, er verpflichtet sich akzessorisch, für dessen Schuld dem G...

fair iron
#

I was more wondering if that was your own "poem" or not 🤔
But thanks ^^

vernal mauve
#

Is it bad that I want to one day become so well known that I become a meme

quasi merlin
#

You want to be Arrem?

vernal mauve
#

Yes

#

Arrem is the best meme-man

#

Become the meme you wish to see in the world

shy bobcat
lunar moss
#

uncle bob and batdad googleheart

runic rain
#

America? Do you even have beer there?

runic rain
#

What up?

hot oriole
#

They have water labelled as beer. That's about it though.

hot cloak
#

someone's never been to the US and drank beer there 😄

hot oriole
#

hmmh. Sind nur meine Vorurteile über amerikanisches Bier.. 😄

hot cloak
#

😉

#

unser Bier ist nicht so schlecht wie sein Ruf

lost dagger
#

i've only tried gluten free beer and it was pretty bland

hot oriole
#

btw.. hi riot!

hot cloak
#

hi 😃 wilkommen zurück

hot oriole
#

danke!! :)

lost dagger
#

glutenfreies Bier ist genauso schlecht wie sein Ruf

hot cloak
#

alles fit? 💪

#

haha glutenfreies bier hört sich schrecklich an 😦

lost dagger
#

ja schmeckt auch so

hot oriole
#

Ich bin zwar nicht einmal 2 Monate oder so weg gewesen, es fühlt sich aber wie viel länger an. Was hab ich verpasst?

lost dagger
#

Riot ist Deutsche geworden

hot oriole
#

Ah. Cool. Gratulation.

lost dagger
#

Yeah

#

I just wasn't sure how you say it

#

whether it'd be deutsch or Deutsche

sturdy shadow
#

Ich habe als faustformel folgendes gehört:

hot cloak
#

danke 😃

sturdy shadow
#

Standardzeug ist scheiße, doch wer suchet der findet

#

Und wer zahlt der erhält

hot cloak
#

ich glaub du hast nix großartiges verpasst

#

wie waren die 2 monate?

sturdy shadow
#

Im Bezug auf US Bier

#

Oder Schoki

hot oriole
#

Sehr gut für mich. Neuer Job. Alles neu für mich. Jetzt hab ich langsam wieder Zeit für so Sachen wie Discord.

#

Die Umstellung war schon hart am Anfang.

lost dagger
#

Discord an der Arbeit?

hot cloak
#

oh cool

#

was machst du denn jetzt?

hot oriole
#

Ich arbeite im Büro.. also viel sitzen und um 5 Uhr aufstehen. Aber kann dann wenigstens um 2 heimgehen was auch nicht schlecht ist. Wie ist es dir bei der Jobsuche so ergangen?

hot cloak
#

beschissen, heh

#

um 2 feierabend zu haben klingt nicht schlecht

hot oriole
#

oje. Also noch auf der Suche? vlt gehts ja jetzt als Deutsche leichter.

hot cloak
#

hoffe ich auch

#

hab ein probearbeiten bei ner firma gemacht und seitdem hat der geschäftsführer sich nicht gemeldet

#

👍

hot oriole
#

😕
und selbst nachfragen? das zeigt interesse. Ich weiß, ist nicht leicht.

hot cloak
#

hab schon

#

2 mal...

#

na gut ...

hot oriole
#

hm. tja. Viel Glück auf jeden Fall. Irgendwann kommt das Glück zurück.

hot cloak
#

danke 😃

hot oriole
#

Ich hab auch lange gesucht... Ist echt keine leichte Situation, aber dafür ist es dann umso schöner, wenn man etwas gefunden hat.

hot cloak
#

stimmt

#

gefällt dir der neue job?

hot oriole
#

Ja sehr. Echt interessant und die Kollegen sind alle sehr nett. Kann mich echt nicht beschweren.

hot cloak
#

aw, schön 😃

hot oriole
#

Und endlich einmal Geld verdienen.. haha

hot cloak
#

yay! 🎉

#

ich bin nur abgefuckt, weil das probearbeiten für einen ausbildungsplatz war

sturdy shadow
#

Geld?

#

🤑

hot cloak
#

also ich würde sehr gerne wissen ob ich mich anderswo bewerben sollte

#

da die fast alle in august anfangen

sturdy shadow
#

Ich hatte für meine ausbildung erst im oktober bescheid bekommen

#

Hatte mich aber auch im oktober beworben

hot oriole
#

Nicht schlecht, gleich genommen zu werden.

hot cloak
#

wow

hot oriole
#

Riot, also möchtest du noch abwarten was aus dem Job vom Probearbeiten wird?

#

Weiß nicht, ob ich das richtig verstanden hab

sturdy shadow
#

Bin ins laufende Ausbildungsjahr reingekommen

#

Weil ein anderer Azubi hat geklaut und die haben den rausgeschmissen

hot cloak
#

der "job" ist ein ausbildungsplatz

hot oriole
#

ach so, ok.

#

Stehlen am Arbeitsplatz ist so ziemlich das Dümmste was man machen kann.

hot cloak
#

🤦

#

was hat er geklaut?

sturdy shadow
#

Diagnose tablet

#

Riesen unhandliche Dinger

#

Unbrauchbar ohne obd

#

Aber mit denen kann man Fahrzeugpapiere fälschen

hot oriole
#

Fällt sicher niemandem auf

sturdy shadow
#

Also hat der wahrscheinlich was mit der autodiebszene zu tun

hot oriole
#

Glück für dich auf jeden Fall

hot cloak
#

🎉

quasi merlin
#

Too many Juan-jokes.

lost dagger
#

i had really good $1 tacos at a place called Juanitas the other day

#

those are probably my favorite kind

#

2 little corn tortillas with cilantro, onion, meat and salsa on them

quasi merlin
#

Meanwhile I've never eaten a taco.

hot cloak
#

mika come visit me

#

ill take you for good tacos

quasi merlin
#

Wenn ich mal in der Nähe bin :D

hot cloak
#

👍

quasi merlin
#

Microsoft tries to tell me something.

#

That's literally what I see right now trying to access a Microsoft page.

grave adder
#

.-.

fair iron
#

Microsoft is dissatisfied with your service.

#

You have failed it. It will commence looking for a new user shortly.

quasi merlin
#

😅

grave adder
#

time to see if I hath serveth my lord and savior Microsoft well enough

mortal venture
#

•_•

fair iron
#

Someone has become the Microsoft™

quasi merlin
#

CHIP ist ein Meme!

#

Man downloadet etwas und das selbstentpackende Archiv will ein Passwort haben.

#

<_<

#

_>

#

sfdrtfghöohfnjdgtmoitesdgjnmsbhnfmg

#

WAS IST HEUTE LOS

#

DAS GANZE INTERNET IST DUMM HEUTE

fair iron
#

Du genießt also einen entspannten Tag heute, was? ^^

quasi merlin
#

ABSOLUT

hot cloak
#

well, maybe minus offing yourself over it

grave adder
#

So... should I keep a can of gasoline and a loaded gun if I just happen to need them?

dense rivet
#

Sure

wintry thistle
#

@hot oriole Do you mean Good luck for you each fall?

hot oriole
#

what? @wintry thistle

wintry thistle
#

"Glück für dich auf jeden Fall"

pine ginkgo
#

cute

twilit garden
#

"auf jeden Fall" = definitely, absolutely

hot oriole
#

^
In this case it doesn't mean good luck but you're lucky

hot cloak
#

HI

hybrid cedar
#

hi wavedog

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

dense rivet
#

Hi

sudden panther
#

Hi. 🌊

mortal venture
#

Hi

fair iron
#

Hi.

dim sluice
#

Hi

opal sequoia
#

Hi

hot cloak
#

Hi

lost dagger
#

Hi

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

twilit garden
#

Hi

quasi merlin
#

Hi

desert pecan
#

Hi

lavish saddle
#

Hi

dense rivet
#

Hi

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

sudden panther
#

Hi.

lost dagger
#

Hi.

hot cloak
#

Hi.

opal sequoia
#

Hi.

sour stone
#

Hi.

hot cloak
#

Hi.

#

Hi.

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

pallid kelp
#

Hi.

jaunty vine
#

Hoch

grave adder
#

Hi.

hot cloak
#

Hi.

full imp
#

Hi.

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

sudden panther
#

Hi.

hot cloak
#

Hi.

jolly pilot
#

Hi.

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

dense rivet
#

Hi

lunar moss
#

hi

shy bobcat
#

Hi

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

hot cloak
#

Hi

sudden panther
#

Hi!

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

lunar moss
#

HI

grave adder
#

Hi

jaunty vine
#

hI

grave adder
#

Hi

lunar moss
#

HI

shy bobcat
#

Hi

glossy sparrow
#

Hi

sudden panther
#

Hi

hot cloak
#

hi

shy bobcat
#

hi

hot cloak
#

Hi

jaunty vine
#

Hi

lunar moss
#

HI

sudden panther
#

Hi

jaunty vine
#

fair iron
#

Hi.

dense rivet
#

Hi

sour stone
#

Hi

twilit garden
#

Hi

jaunty vine
#

is this free yet?

#

it is

#

bitte nicht löschen, dankeschön

fair iron
#

Von mir aus 🤔

#

😛

jaunty vine
#

from me out?

fair iron
#

If you were to translate it literally, then yes.
It actually means Fine by me.

jaunty vine
#

ahaa.. What's the logic behind that?

fair iron
#

Good question.

#

Not too sure, to be honest.

jaunty vine
#

google translate say "von mir aus" - "according to me" and "von mir aus gerne" - "fine by me"

fair iron
#

Yep, those translations all work.

jaunty vine
#

so it's a shortening

hot cloak
#

You can word it differently "Ausgehend von meiner Meinung..."

fair iron
#

You silver-tongued devil, you. ^

hot cloak
#

-gehend gets dropped and then we add "mir" to emphasise it a bit

#

Ye boy

fair iron
#

Would you change your colour to silver if I said pretty please? ^^

hot cloak
#

Haha 😄

jaunty vine
#

aha, so like from me, my opinion, and out to you

hot cloak
#

Yeah, kind of

pine ginkgo
#

Hi

fair iron
#

Now you take part? 😛

pine ginkgo
#

I always took part?

grave adder
#

oo the hi trend has dropped

lunar moss
#

HI

lavish saddle
#

Hi

lost dagger
#

Hi

sturdy shadow
#

Hi

lost dagger
#

Hi, Romandie edit: (I think), is the french speaking part of CH, is there a term for the German speaking region?

lunar moss
#

Hier soll man nur Hi schreiben kappa @lost dagger

lost dagger
#

Ups

lost dagger
#

The only CS prereq I can take over the summer is intro to unix, should I take that?

#

it's online

opal sequoia
#

Yes.

lost dagger
#

Ok!

opal sequoia
#

But talk to your dang counselor person.

#

Or else.

lost dagger
#

problem is I can't until after the summer term has already started

#

which is in 3 weeks

#

the online schedule a meeting thing shows no availability 😦

opal sequoia
#

That's okay but you should send an email or call the main admin and just ask about it.

#

If you explain your situation they might be more likely to let you meet someone sooner.

#

Depending on your school cause I have no idea, of course, since I don't go there.

#

But better to try than not.

hot cloak
#

learning German is really hard... my brain can't handle it

But I must!!

sturdy shadow
#

Complain about more stuff

#

Or rather

#

Nag about it

opal sequoia
#

Don't worry, it gets easier in a certain way once you pass a few of the earlier hurdles.

lost dagger
#

oh hey it's light out

opal sequoia
#

Turn it off.

grave adder
#

Learning German is all about that determination, as with every other hard skill @hot cloak

runic rain
#

Guten Tag

sudden panther
#

Hi

runic rain
#

Hoot hoot

twilit garden
#

Nabend

runic rain
#

Long time no see mi amiga

twilit garden
#

Warste n bisschen busy? :D

runic rain
#

Ich schreibe gleich nochmal... Gerade in der ubahn

#

Ich schreibe gleich nochmal... Gerade in der ubahn

#

Ich schreibe gleich nochmal... Gerade in der ubahn

#

Ich schreibe gleich nochmal... Gerade in der ubahn

fair iron
#

Schaut euch doch mal #announcements an! Wir würden gerne wissen, was ihr von der Idee haltet. 😃

restive moat
#

@runic rain: ho-hoot

quasi merlin
#

Ihhhh, Veränderungen!

runic rain
#

Wir haben noch nicht genug channel

sudden panther
#

Keep in mind that it will probably get deleted in a month if it's inactive. 😛

quasi merlin
#

Ja, eben

runic rain
#

Kam meine nachricht jetzt echt 4 mal an?😼

quasi merlin
#

Deswegen kann man's ja testen.

#

Ja, kam sie.

runic rain
#

Ja geil!

hot cloak
#

hallo

runic rain
#

Hab extra nicht ein einziges mal auf "erneut senden" geklickt

#

Hallo!

quasi merlin
#

Tja, Discord hatte da andere Pläne.

hot cloak
#

Wie gehts?

runic rain
#

Gut! Und selbst?

#

Es ist sehr gutes Wetter in Köln!

hot cloak
#

Ich auch, aber jetzt bin ich ganz gelangweilt

#

Es ist noch hier scheißwetter

#

Nicht mehr Regen, aber noch kalt

runic rain
#

Wo wohnst du denn?

hot cloak
#

Süd-USA, aber jetzt studiere ich in Nord-USA

runic rain
#

In deutschland scheint die Sonne!:d

#

:D

hot cloak
#

Glückliche du :

#

Aber die Familie meines Großvaters war aus Deutschland

#

Ich warte noch für besseres Wetter

#

Ich warte immer

#

😕

runic rain
#

warten auf etwas

#

Heute läuft Fußball im Fernsehen! ⚽

hot cloak
#

Yay

#

Wer spielt?

fair iron
#

Ich nicht. 🤔

runic rain
#

Ich auch nicht.

#

Eintracht Braunschweig gegen VfL Wolfsburg

#

Ist für die Mannschaften ein wichtiges Spiel

#

Aber nicht für den Rest von Deutschland, haha

hot cloak
#

Haha ok

hot oriole
#

Ich weiß ja nicht einmal wo Braunschweig ist.

fair iron
#

Hier ist es nicht, musst wohl woanders suchen.

hot oriole
#

Ok. Laut Google Maps ist es in Norddeutschland irgendwo in der Nähe von Hannover.

hot cloak
#

Ja das weiß ich auch nicht

#

Aha ok

hot oriole
#

Und Google sagt ich brauch nur 8h bis dorthin.

fair iron
#

Dann nix wie hin!

hot oriole
#

Meld mich dann bei euch wenn ich dort bin!

runic rain
#

Ja geilo

#

Danke, dass du diese Odysse für uns auf dich nimmst

fair iron
#

Vergiss nicht, dir die Ohren zu stopfen, wenn du an den Sirenen vorbeifährst.

runic rain
#

Schipperst du den Rhein runter? Dann musst du dich auch von der Loreley in acht nehmen!

hot cloak
#

Wie warm ist es bei euch?

runic rain
#

So warm.

hot cloak
#

So bewölkt und kalt bei mir

#

😦

runic rain
#

Heute war höchstwert 34°C in Köln

hot cloak
#

😮

#

SO WARM

#

Es ist nur 13 hier

runic rain
#

Das sind 92 in Fahrenheit

#

Ist es für dich einfach, mit Fahrenheit zu arbeiten?

#

I mean, we work with like -5 to 35 Celcius

#

0 means freezing / snow / ice

#

And 30 is like really hot

#

Bodytemp is 38

#

Whereas in Fahrenheit its like 23 to 95

hot cloak
#

I am saying C

#

Es ist +13 c

runic rain
#

Wait a moment, 100 Fahrenheit is Bodytemp right?

#

Seems somewhat arbitrary

hot cloak
#

97 or 98

fair iron
#

98,6°F.

hot cloak
#

Honestly I only use Fahrenheit around other Anericans.

#

because the system is just so stupid

#

I mostly use Celsius

fair iron
#

Let's get rid of both and use Kelvin!

hot cloak
#

US is the only country that uses the damn system

#

Lmao

#

Also, football is a game played with your feet, not hands, america

#

im ashamed of u

runic rain
#

Celcius is kelvin honey

#

Just plus 237 something for a normalday-use-scale

fair iron
#

Well:
US, Bahamas, Belize, Cayman islands, Peru, Palau
all officially use Fahrenheit.

hot cloak
#

Yes bc most of those are us owned territories

#

haha

runic rain
#

Dont get me started on the metric system

hot cloak
#

6 out of like hundreds of countries

fair iron
#

296 countries.

#

Metric ftw!

hot cloak
#

I'm the only one in my maths class that knows how to use Metric

#

srs

#

and I am the only trilingual student

#

wtf america

runic rain
#

I mean i can agree on 1 meter beeing arbitrary aswell, but atleast it has a base10 scaling system

hot cloak
#

I agree

#

Everything is based 10

#

The US system is like weird random numbers 32, and 249(?) makes no sense

fair iron
hot cloak
#

Tbh i dont even know the US system well

runic rain
#

Also year>month>day

#

I wanted to share that one too

#

But i am on mobile

hot cloak
#

I write date like 2017/29/5

#

But i switch it on my American schoolwork so teachers wont be confused

fair iron
#

I often write out the month.

runic rain
#

I also go 29. Mai 2017 or 29.05.17 for short

hot cloak
#

if I am lazy i do it the 2nd way

#

for more important stuff i write the Month out

runic rain
#

But still you go year>day>month?

fair iron
#

Der neunundzwanzigste Mai Zweitausendundsiebzehn.

#

^

runic rain
#

*im Jahre des Herrn

fair iron
#

CE und nicht AD, versteht sich.

hot cloak
#

usually

#

ich bin müde

lunar urchin
#

2017-05-29

fair iron
#

-, ., ,, or /?

runic rain
#

.

fair iron
#

@hot cloak They made unnecessary comments, to put it mildly.

hot cloak
#

oh

#

about what

fair iron
#

I think, in regards to the nature of this server, that that's obvious.

hot cloak
#

oh it was probably Audacity who told them to say it

fair iron
#

So they are friends of yours.

hot cloak
#

yes but audacity told them to say it

fair iron
#

Do they not possess their own free will?

#

Doing something because someone tells you to is a terrible reason.

hot cloak
#

they do but audactity told them to say it and they are not the samrtest kids

fair iron
#

They participated willingly.

#

That's on them, not "Audacity".

hot cloak
#

oh ok im just saying what i heard from red vortex

#

i dont know if it is the truth

fair iron
#

Fair enough. If you have an interest in the language, feel free to stick around! We'd love to have you. ^^

#

Although that's up to you, of course.

#

What made you want to learn German?

lost dagger
#

I do day > month > year I think?

hot cloak
#

Ich bin einen Kunstler

#

Ich machte dieses Logo

#

Magt ihr es?

fair iron
#

Sieht echt gut aus!

hot cloak
#

@hot cloak das hast du nicht gemacht, das ist der Logo von Auchan Supermarket

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und richtig ist "Ich bin ein Künstler"

broken jolt
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Kann man auch "ich bin Künstler" sagen?

restive moat
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Mir gefällt der Vogel.

pine ginkgo
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ja

hot cloak
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Hallo

wintry thistle
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@restive moat Was?!

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Ich verstehe nicht was dir gesagt.

pine ginkgo
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sanqui likes the bird

wintry thistle
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Ich bin es gelesen "Sanqui pleasures the bird"

opal sequoia
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Haha.

wintry thistle
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Sanqui mag den Vogel

pine ginkgo
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den

wintry thistle
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Ist "mögen" schlecht zu machen?

sudden panther
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Hm? 🤔

pine ginkgo
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🤔

opal sequoia
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Ich denke, er fragt, ob es besser ist, "mögen" oder "gefallen" zu nützen?

pine ginkgo
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ist egal

opal sequoia
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Ja, danke. Und mit dieser: "Ich verstehe nicht was dir gesagt." Sollte es "Ich verstehe nicht, was du gesagt hast." sein? Oder nein?

sudden panther
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Genau.

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Also, nützen. ❤

viral thunderBOT
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User Basement Allie Tea has been awarded Austrian citizenship. 🇦🇹 🎉

opal sequoia
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😮

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Was sagen Deutsche?

restive moat
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@wintry thistle Ich mag Vögel und das ein Vogel gefällt mir!

wintry thistle
pine ginkgo
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okaaaay

grave adder
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i'll try doing that in my job interviews in the distant future

sudden panther
shy bobcat
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Hi

sudden panther
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^Never forget. ;_;7

shy bobcat
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RIP in pepperonis Hi

lunar moss
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why ???? hi is pinned

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🤔

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oh wait

wintry thistle
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Deutschlernenbücher!

hot cloak
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-lehrbücher*

still hazel
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Komm mit!

wintry thistle
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Komm Mit zu Deutsch

pallid kelp
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Ist das die Schriftart von Harry Potter? O.o

hot cloak
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Looks like Parry Hotter, yeah

pallid kelp
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Helly Copter?

hot cloak
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Ka, was du damit meinst aber der Name der Schriftart ist Parry Hotter

foggy birch
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OMG

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HARRY POTTAH ❤

hot cloak
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Larry McTrotter

lost dagger
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i'm so hungry :('

lunar urchin
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can I order pizza now and get it as the first when they open?

lost dagger
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that's an amazing idea

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actually

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i want to do that

opal sequoia
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Depends on the means by which you order I suppose.

lost dagger
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by mail

lunar urchin
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Snake mail

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anyone know what the heck covfefe is?

lost dagger
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I don't

lunar urchin
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me neither

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but I don't seem to be the only one that's trying to find out

hot cloak
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“I would rather belong to a poor nation that was free than to a rich nation that had ceased to be in love with liberty.”
– Woodrow Wilson

“Mankind must put an end to war — or war will put an end to mankind. ”
– John F. Kennedy

"covfefe"
– Donald Trump