general-2

[hot cloak]

do you know what the hell are the flares referencing? That "infrared security clearance" thing

*flairs

[hushed bough]

I have wondered this also

as another visitor to /r/programmerhumor

[sudden panther]

https://reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4gr0gf/why_does_everyone_in_rprogrammerhumor_have/

The subreddit explains it too somewhere but I'm on mobile and too lazy to look for it now.

[hot cloak]

thank you for being unlazy in our place <3

[runic rain]

#mobilemasterrace

[quasi merlin]

#mymobileisoldandatoastersoihateit

That's why I don't use it besides WA.

[hot cloak]

wow that is one obscure reference if i've ever seen one

apparently it exists on tabletop simulator so i might try it out

It's more of roleplay thing I think.

i have friends with microphones

nevertheless seems like a neat idea.

anyhoo if anyone's got tabletop simulator we could play something sometimes

Well then I guess you're one step closer than I am.

Anyway I came here to tell you to go to sleep before I go.

Go to sleep and good night.

goo night

[twilit garden]

i have heard of tabletop sim - seems interesting

[runic rain]

Have i hearded tabletop sim?
*fixed

[hot cloak]

You can play a lot of games on it.

it's great. Could be better on the technical side but it's constantly updated

I don't have a credit card for steam so rif me.

i can't believe so many people can't manage to pay with non-credit cards

i believe casca had the same problem

[runic rain]

No german has any credit cards

[hot cloak]

Casca isn't under 18 though.

you can ask him tomorrow and see how he solved it

ah well

[hushed bough]

paypal?

[hot cloak]

you can always pay someone to gift it to you ;)

[hushed bough]

not sure if that's a thing in europe

[hot cloak]

ofc it is

[quasi merlin]

It is.

PayPal is great.

[toxic urchin]

gift cards

[hot cloak]

What's the meme for money exchange rate?

[runic rain]

Paypal is live, shrek is love

[hot cloak]

isn't hungary part of the EU2 area, which pays less than elsewhere? 🤔

[runic rain]

@@hot cloak i think its 2memes and a shovel for 3 Doges... Not sure tho

[hot cloak]

Doges is a currency now? I thought the stock plummeted after 2015.

I don't know, I'm not from Hungary.

...i'm an idiot, i meantbulgaria

[runic rain]

We only pay in doges here.

[hot cloak]

maybe both are! 🙃

I'll ask my mom.

[toxic urchin]

dogecoin

[hot cloak]

When it isn't 3 am.

that would be wise

but technically nothing prohibits you from asking her now

Also maybe tell her about the 3 spiders inhabiting our bathroom.

cute

[runic rain]

No, in doges, 1 doge is 0.0037 dogecoins and a spoon of fresh green tea st the moment

[hot cloak]

depending on size and shape

describe the spiders

Great personality, the walk of a supermodel and eyes that seek the warmth of a lover.

They should form a band.

[runic rain]

yoir mom or the spiders?

[hot cloak]

Both.

[quasi merlin]

Why not both

Ah

[hot cloak]

why not bath

No bath.

because it's in england

Only shower.

HEH

prerecorded laughs

[quasi merlin]

Spiders don't like showers.

[hot cloak]

how'd you know

are you a spider?

Do you carry that cassette player everywhere?

[runic rain]

Did i hear Bach?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Johann_Sebastian_Bach.jpg

[quasi merlin]

No, I asked them?

I speak Spider.

[runic rain]

Its called a walkman, you know?

[hot cloak]

@quasi merlin did you learn it on the web?

Brilliant.

thanks, i'm quite proud of it myself

[quasi merlin]

I'm proud of you, too.

[runic rain]

with that pun thu have succesfully despawned me berzi

Good Night

[hot cloak]

groot knight

[runic rain]

Dont go too crazy in my channel

[quasi merlin]

Good night!

[hot cloak]

Gneight.

dw i'll just take over it gently

Not the first time you've said that, I bet.

[runic rain]

Berzi, ich übertrage dir temporär das Hausrecht. Bitte schließ am Ende ab.

[hot cloak]

uhm

i'll be the night ruler

📏

[quasi merlin]

You'll be the dark knight.

[hot cloak]

the knight of the night

[runic rain]

Und vergiss nicht, kurz durchzulüften

[hot cloak]

i don't know that verb

[quasi merlin]

https://www.dict.cc/?s=durchlüften

[hot cloak]

sounds like farting for some reason

oh.

well, close enough?

[quasi merlin]

He didn't specify which kind of air, so...

[runic rain]

Actually one might say that when farting #didntAssumeAGender

[hot cloak]

yeah humans are pretty good at using pretty much anything as euhpemismsmsmsms for bodily functions

[hushed bough]

I think your typomodulator malfunctioned

[runic rain]

I like the expression 'Druck abbauen'

[hot cloak]

i managed to put a deliberate typo in the same word as an actual one

to loose pressure?

let go etc? 🤔

[runic rain]

Okay. Gn8 m8 i c u got everytging covered

[hot cloak]

gn8

[quasi merlin]

to relieve pressure/tension
maybe?

Good night!

[hot cloak]

Gn8

we can say something to the effect of "let oneself go" in italian, not sure if it works in english 🤔

[hushed bough]

that'd be a very funny way of saying that

but wouldn't be intepreted that way most likely

[hot cloak]

i guess anything would work if you plugged your nose and waved the hand around while saying it

[hushed bough]

"omg you let yourself go" 🤢

👋

[hot cloak]

👃
💥

[hushed bough]

looks like a rocket ship

[quasi merlin]

It is

🚀 <- this is a nose

[hushed bough]

HHIG

Mein ganzes Leben habe ich nicht gewusst

[quasi merlin]

Die kann man aber auch leicht verwechseln.

[hot cloak]

i can go to space with the same thing i use to smell butts?

[quasi merlin]

When you breathe strongly enough

[hot cloak]

that's be a no then

[toxic urchin]

Or if you fart hard enough

[quasi merlin]

Then you can try to go to space with the rocket.

[hot cloak]

i barely breathe as it is

[quasi merlin]

But humans usually build noses to go to space.

I think I finally managed to get my Schnupfen away.

[hot cloak]

so that's why they call it a nose dive

[hushed bough]

(that is not really why (I know we're joking))

ich will ein Naseschiff

[quasi merlin]

*Nasenschiff #pleasedontaskmewhy

[hushed bough]

Aber warum?????

[quasi merlin]

Some how-to-make-compounds-rules

[hot cloak]

Nase is one of those pesky nouns that takes an n when not on nominativ

at least it think so 🤔

[hushed bough]

Ach, ich verstehe

[hot cloak]

*i

[hushed bough]

and that applies even when it is in a compound word?

[hot cloak]

apparently :s

[quasi merlin]

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

G'night!

[hushed bough]

Gute Nacht

es ist sehr spät bei dir, oder?

[quasi merlin]

02:43 am

[hushed bough]

ja, sehr spät 😄

man braucht sein Schlaf

[hot cloak]

night

now i'm feeling guilty that i didn't go to bed earlier; now it's too late to wake up early and be well rested t.t

[hushed bough]

well just cut your losses and go to bed now

but I do that all the time so I know the feeling

"oh I can go to bed early tonight" 5 hours later "shit"

[hot cloak]

yeah xD

i'll finish something before going to bed i guess. At least it won't be wasted time

three hours later

[hushed bough]

is italy like spain where in terms of when the day typically starts for people?

wait that doesn't make sense

[hot cloak]

i kinda understoof

how is spain in that respect tho

[hushed bough]

what I mean is when does the day start for most people?

they start their day really late

[hot cloak]

depends on the profession really. In northern italy it's more like continental europe

[hushed bough]

my brother is studying in spain, and even though there is a 6 hr difference between there and where I am (US East Coast) we're on more or less the same schedule

because spaniards wake up so late

[hot cloak]

how late

[hushed bough]

idk, I want to say "late morning" but that could be wrong

"lunch" is at like 4pm

[hot cloak]

ok

well so my usual lunch is around 14 or 15 but many do eat around 12

[hushed bough]

ok so it is a little later

[hot cloak]

dinner for me is sometimes even later than 22

but many eat at least one hour earlier

[hushed bough]

yeah that is what I mean

[hot cloak]

in the north it's much different, they have lunch at around 11-12 and dinner sometimes as early as 19

[hushed bough]

that is closer to the US but still later

dinner for me is usually around 18

lunch is 12-13

[twilit garden]

lunch at 11

Ok, now i can understand the south's hatred of the north

[hot cloak]

because of this there's kind of a stereotype that southerners work less than others but work hours are the same; for things like bars and restaurants they're even much longer in the south, as you'll still see places open at 22

dinner at 18 holy crap

do you go to bed at 20?

[hushed bough]

no lol

[hot cloak]

@twilit garden wie spät essen die Deutscher

[hushed bough]

typically around 0:30 but should be more like 23:30

[hot cloak]

then how do you not go to bed hungry

[twilit garden]

around 13 o'clock in general i guess

[hushed bough]

eat big dinner

dinner is my main meal of the day

[hot cloak]

(i say as i normally go to bed even 8 hours after dinner)

[hushed bough]

usually

[twilit garden]

and Abendessen at 19, i would say

[hot cloak]

13 Uhr ist ok 🤔

[twilit garden]

(I have never held these hours though)

[hushed bough]

I could eat later, 18 is just when we eat in my household

usually

[hot cloak]

Abendessen um 19 ist zu früh x) Wann schließen Restaurants und so?

ther'es probably a better verb than schließen

[twilit garden]

no, it is the right one here

[hot cloak]

oh :)

[hushed bough]

were you asking me?

[hot cloak]

i was asking nemo but you can answer too :)

[hushed bough]

here it really depends

I think most places aren't open past 22:00 except bars

[twilit garden]

They usually close at 22 i guess, but i don't know anyone who would regularly eat at a restaurant in the evening

people here call it Abendbrot for a reason

[hot cloak]

i'll be seen as a weirdo 😣

[twilit garden]

what did you mean with restaurant though?

[shy arrow]

Ich wolle dich durschluften?

[twilit garden]

What are you trying to say?

[shy arrow]

I wish to aerate you

[hot cloak]

like a... restaurant. A place where you sit and eat

[shy arrow]

want*

[twilit garden]

but how can you do that to a person? :D

[hot cloak]

by farting on them supposedly

[shy arrow]

you make them mad

[hot cloak]

or should i say suppository

[twilit garden]

ok ^^

[shy arrow]

Not sure if that works properly, lol.

Translate said I let you through.

Or something to that affect.

[twilit garden]

"Ich lüfte dich durch" would be grammatically correct but i still don't really get the meaning ^^

Or: "Ich will dich durchlüften"

[shy arrow]

Basically I want to make you annoyed.

[twilit garden]

Ich will dich nerven

[toxic urchin]

irritate

[shy arrow]

Ah.

Aerate to me meant to annoy lol

[hot cloak]

...how

where are you from?

[shy bobcat]

it sounds like irritate

[shy arrow]

America.

Oh fuck.

[twilit garden]

irritate - aerate

[shy arrow]

I'm seriously dumb.

Jesus.

[twilit garden]

it's not too far off 😄

[hushed bough]

maybe you meant aggravate?

[shy bobcat]

aerate basically has the word air in it XD

[shy arrow]

I can't event speak my own language let alone german lol

[hot cloak]

there's always time to learn i guess x)

[shy arrow]

haha

[hot cloak]

aggravate is a nice term, but it sounds so weird to me with that meaning

[shy bobcat]

That word usage is very aerating.

[twilit garden]

Anyway - good night everybody 👋

Sleep tight

[hot cloak]

aww

[hushed bough]

@hot cloak what meaning?

[shy arrow]

Night!

[hot cloak]

night nemo

[shy bobcat]

Nacht 😉

[hushed bough]

Gute Nacht @twilit garden

[toxic urchin]

Thats like the 100th time im reading you guys say good night

[hot cloak]

@hushed bough "to annoy"

[hushed bough]

that is what it means though

[hot cloak]

because it's always to a different person @toxic urchin

@hushed bough according to oxford dictionaries it's only an informal usage; the regular meaning means to make something worse

[hushed bough]

yeah

[hot cloak]

which makes sense...

[toxic urchin]

LIke skin irritation

[hushed bough]

in a lot of cases aggravate and irritate are interchangeable

but they're not quite the same

[hot cloak]

i don't think the annoy meaning is used much in the uk, never heard it in any uk media

well that's true

[hushed bough]

aggravate is a little stronger

[shy arrow]

^

[hushed bough]

it's one of those things that's a bit hard to explain

[shy arrow]

Aggravate to me is like uh

He was getting on my nerves.

[hushed bough]

yeah^

[hot cloak]

in italian irritare is is quite like irritate, but aggravare doesn't have the meaning to annoy, just the literal one

[toxic urchin]

thats instigate I think

[hushed bough]

instigate?

that's...different

[hot cloak]

instigate is to convince someone to do something

[shy arrow]

Instigate is causing something

[hot cloak]

often meant negatively

[shy arrow]

I instigated the argument.

[hushed bough]

or to start something

[shy arrow]

I egged it on.

[hot cloak]

yeah

[hushed bough]

I instigated a fight

[shy arrow]

^

I mean typically it means like

violent type things but uh

i guess in that sense you could say i instagated the washing machine.

which would imply you're trying to fight it

i suppose.

[hushed bough]

but you wouldn't say that

[shy arrow]

well if the washing machine was aggrivating me i might

[toxic urchin]

you got beef with your washing machine?

[hushed bough]

then I'd give you weird looks 👀

[shy arrow]

yeah sometimes

i mean

i am max testosterone after all

i get angered easily

[toxic urchin]

I can hear the birds chirping

[hushed bough]

so I had an idea: It'd be cool to be able to look at a text and have all the words colored coded based on the entymology

[toxic urchin]

I should sleep

[hot cloak]

that's something i tell myself every night

the birds thing

then again sometimes i hear a rooster at like 2 am

hint: if you're a rooster, don't do drugs

[hushed bough]

maybe it is Jameston

he said he has max testosterone

[shy arrow]

yeah thats me

[hot cloak]

*etymology btw :P

[hushed bough]

and crowing at 2am is the sort of thing a juiced up rooster would do

[hot cloak]

entymology seems like an odd mash up between etymology and entomology

[shy arrow]

im crowing cause im lifting

i need those gains

[lost dagger]

there's 7ish peacocks that moan at all hours of the night where i live

is that you in the picture?

[shy arrow]

Ich will durchluften den Rasen

Would that work?

[hushed bough]

@hot cloak yes

[toxic urchin]

where i previously lived we had roosters that would do whatever it is at they do even at 7 pm

[hot cloak]

Ich will die Rahe durchlüften

[shy arrow]

Gotcha.

Thank you.

[toxic urchin]

and this nice looking peacock would spread those wings thingy in the morning

[hot cloak]

why you would aerate the yard escapes me though xD

[shy arrow]

Lawn?

[hot cloak]

you'd think it's aereted enough

[shy arrow]

Rasen

Yeah?

[hot cloak]

Rasen, yes

[shy arrow]

Ich will die Rasen durchluften

Correct?

[hot cloak]

den Rasen

[shy arrow]

fuck i was close

[hot cloak]

also durchl__ü__ften

[lost dagger]

ich will den Pfau durchlüften

[shy arrow]

Yeah, I know I jsut don't have a german keyboard.

[hot cloak]

those little dots are important, they're like the testosterones of some vowels

[lost dagger]

you can use ue instead of ü

[hot cloak]

you can't take it away from them

[lost dagger]

if you leave it off you're neutering them

[shy arrow]

oh god

[hot cloak]

^

[shy arrow]

i dont want to do that

my words must be beefy

like me

[hot cloak]

then you might consider downloading an international american keyboard layout

[shy arrow]

Would that work with my american keyboard?

Like uh

how would I type an ß

[lost dagger]

if you use windows switch to the US-International keyboard layout and you can type that with rightalt S

[shy arrow]

Oh sweet.

Where is that under?

[lost dagger]

and umlauts with "u "a "o etc

keyboard settings, I'm not at home atm, can't check exactly

[hot cloak]

does that layout change any of the punctuation and symbols around? Not familiar with it

[lost dagger]

I don't believ so

[shy arrow]

Yeah, it's cool.

[toxic urchin]

I can't remember the last time I used right alt

[hot cloak]

then it'll be easy to learn

[lost dagger]

Yeah I only use it for eszett

[hot cloak]

i use it all day

[toxic urchin]

so you're alt-right?

[hot cloak]

eugh

[toxic urchin]

its altright no ones gonna judge

[hot cloak]

but i also have <> next to my left shift which i believe muricans don't have

[toxic urchin]

what

[hot cloak]

what what

[toxic urchin]

left or right?

[twilit garden]

Between shift and y

[hot cloak]

< and >

those brackets

angular brackets or whatever their name is

[lost dagger]

Yeah my <> are to the left of ? which is to the left of right shift

[hot cloak]

weirdd

[lost dagger]

they're the same keys as ,./ but you have to press shift

[hot cloak]

my ? is right of 0

[toxic urchin]

I mean that you have them on left or right? because I have never heard of them being on left

[hot cloak]

they're left of the Z key

[toxic urchin]

wow

what layout is that?

[twilit garden]

ß + shift = ?

[lost dagger]

Brzrkrwerty

[toxic urchin]

qwertz?

[twilit garden]

It's pretty common here in europe

[hot cloak]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY#Italian

[lost dagger]

oh whoa they're the same key

[twilit garden]

Because we have a lot of other characters that take up space on the right

[hot cloak]

germans are weird and have a quertz layout

[shy arrow]

Hm.

I added the keyboard

[hushed bough]

it is not that bad once you get used to it

[hot cloak]

yeah we actually use diacritics instead of deforming orthography and dignity to represent our sounds

[shy arrow]

but when i pressed right alt then s nothing happened

[twilit garden]

We also have the | on that key

[toxic urchin]

you have to delete your system32 folder first

[shy arrow]

okay thanks

[toxic urchin]

it stores the old configs

[hot cloak]

| on <? @twilit garden

[lost dagger]

you gotta switch to the keyboard

[shy arrow]

i heard it was a virus

gotcha

[twilit garden]

Yes

[lost dagger]

for me it's windows key + space to switch

[hot cloak]

weird

[lost dagger]

idk what it is by defualt

[twilit garden]

I had to restart my computer for it to work

[lost dagger]

but you can toggle between the keyboard and the regular one

[hot cloak]

but then again we have it left of 1 and we have NO ~ WHATSOEVER without modding the keyboard. What travesty is that

[shy arrow]

Odd

[lost dagger]

if you're on windows 10 there's also something on the taskbar that you can click to change your keyboard

[shy arrow]

i switched the keyboard but still nothing

im windows 8

[lost dagger]

oh huh

I think it's the same in windows 8 though

[shy arrow]

you sure its right alt?

[hot cloak]

also we have our òàùèéì but not the capital versions -.-

[lost dagger]

IDK, it is on my PC

which I'm not at right now

[twilit garden]

Òh

[hushed bough]

Ü

[shy bobcat]

I use this horrible adaptation of the German T2 layout to an American physical keyboard that I threw together myself. Tons of dead keys, lots of sadness.

[hot cloak]

have you tried checking the instructions/layout map wherever you downloaded it?

[shy bobcat]

Ò

[shy arrow]

ß

[twilit garden]

I'm cheating though because i'm on mobile

[shy bobcat]

ẞ

[shy arrow]

i guess ill just have to manually add in the code

[twilit garden]

J3

[shy arrow]

0223

[lost dagger]

wait what did you download?

[hot cloak]

ßẞ Åå øØ œŒ æÆ

[lost dagger]

I don't think I had to download anything

[shy arrow]

Nothing

[lost dagger]

oh good

[shy arrow]

its the code

http://www.nthuleen.com/teach/misc/typingumlauts.html

[hot cloak]

then i guess just google how to use international american layout

[shy arrow]

i have a german keyboard now but it doesnt appear to do anything

wait is it german keyboard or int?

[hot cloak]

how should we know from here lol

[shy arrow]

Well it should be the same for windows.

[hushed bough]

sounds like either would work?

[twilit garden]

Again, i modded my keyboard and it only worked after restarting my computer

[hot cloak]

anyway when you have multiple ones you have to switch between them with alt-shift

[shy arrow]

I'll try that.

Yeah I did. I'll restart.

[toxic urchin]

you must have download the german language pack

[twilit garden]

Europatastatur ftw

[lost dagger]

???

what is this crazy alien keyboard

[shy bobcat]

^ That’s the one I use

[twilit garden]

The modded keyboard i am using

[shy bobcat]

I ofc use a version modified to fit the American physical layout tho.

[hot cloak]

mine is custom and it's a mess but i love it

[twilit garden]

Everything in red is just AltGr plus the key

[lost dagger]

why've you got eszett and big fat eszett too?

[twilit garden]

Everything in black is the standard german keyboard

[shy bobcat]

ẞ is for all caps

GROẞE SCHLANGE

[toxic urchin]

Go to language settings > click the language you have installed > options > add keyboard > scroll and add US international

[hot cloak]

why the fuck would have ß on H

scharfeH

[twilit garden]

Don't ask me

[hot cloak]

Hzett

[lost dagger]

GROHE SCHLANGE

there's a place called Grohe Florist near me

[hot cloak]

GroBe Floris

t

[toxic urchin]

alt + s is ß

[twilit garden]

I love how you can do the long s with it (on the Ü-key)

[toxic urchin]

áßðßßåééäåßðd ayyy german skills over 9000

[hot cloak]

oh so that's how you always do it so quickly

what a useless key

not to mention you have the compose for ¨ but also Ü

which seems to be capital by default too

[shy arrow]

fuck

it still didnt work

[lost dagger]

😦

[shy arrow]

how disappointing

Ö)

wait

[hushed bough]

@twilit garden that is basically my layout also

[shy arrow]

the fuck

oh no

[lost dagger]

daſ iſt ſchade

[shy arrow]

its a german kezboard

all mz kezs are switched

[hushed bough]

no just y and z

[toxic urchin]

set it to US International

[shy arrow]

will do

[hushed bough]

and some punctuation

[hot cloak]

@lost dagger daſs iſt ſchade*

[shy arrow]

okay

this is more my speed

ßßßßßß

[lost dagger]

das iſt ſchade no?

[shy arrow]

úúúú

[lost dagger]

not daſs

[hot cloak]

i'm stupid, don't mind me

[shy arrow]

not the proper umlaut though

[lost dagger]

it's ok i am too

i said daſ before

[shy arrow]

ü

[toxic urchin]

its alt y

[shy arrow]

Yeah, I see now.

Thanks.

[hot cloak]

ÿ

[shy arrow]

Durchlüften

better

beasty

[hot cloak]

damn right

[shy arrow]

beefy

[toxic urchin]

use bold letters to make them more beefy

[shy arrow]

durchlÜften

the umlauts represent my muscle

[lost dagger]

i want to make it so all my 'f's get written as 'ſ'

[shy bobcat]

ſounds like a good idea, ſnek

[hot cloak]

use autohotkey

[lost dagger]

thanks, arizona eiſtee

Thanks brzrbkiſi

[shy bobcat]

ẞrſrkr, wie geht’s?

[hot cloak]

oh gott

[shy bobcat]

Waaaaaas? Ich habe niiiiix deinem Namen getan 😉

[lost dagger]

is it possible to message myself on discord?

oh wait nvm

[shy arrow]

yes

[shy arrow]

Ich bin gehe bett. Es war sehr gut, euch alle zu treffen.

Gute Nacht!

[shy bobcat]

Ich bin gehe bett. Ist was sehr gut treffen alle.
Ich gehe ins Bett. Es war sehr gut/nett, euch alle zu treffen

[shy arrow]

Thanks, sorry half awake.

[shy bobcat]

Du hast “I am I go bed. Is what very good meet all” gesagt 😉

[shy arrow]

Yeah, haha. I didn't realize until I typed it that I had a few things mixed up. I also need to study my prepositions to complete the sentence, haha, but much thanks!

Nacht!

[shy bobcat]

Nacht

[lilac dew]

so that

people can have another conversation

if there's already one

in the other chat

[runic rain]

Ich glaube ich spiele gleich eine Runde minecraft. Ich muss Zeit totschlagen. Meine Freundin ins gerade in die Uni geganngen, wenn sie wiederkommt, wollen wir schwimmen gehen.

Ich muss noch ein bisschen Schwimmen üben, vorallem Rückenlage ohne Armtätigkeit. Habe am Wochenende einen DLRG Kurs für das Rettungsschwimmabzeichen in Bronze

Ich hoffe, ich bestehe. Die Theoriefragen sind jedenfalls sehr einfach.

Ja, ich glaube ich spiele gleich minecraft. Ich möchte unser Dorf weiter bauen. Es fehlen noch ein paar Häuser.

Im moment schaue ich immer auf Youtube 'Hermitcraft Season 5'. Das ist sehr lustig und einige Youtuber haben eine sehr angenehme Stimme, das ist super zum einschlafen

Andererseits will ich Platin V in League of Legends erreichen.

Bin schon einmal am Aufstieg gescheitert...

Ich sollte auch mal einen neuen Champion üben - spiele ausschließlich Vel'Koz

Aber was Esse ich heute früh eigentlich?

Ich habe Brot und Butter, sowie Wurst, Käse, Eier und Frischkäse

Ich glaube, ich schmiere mir gleich ein paar Brote.

[lost dagger]

???

[runic rain]

i am happy to share my thoughts in this channel

[lost dagger]

that was a crazy adventure reading all that

the food sounds good though

I keep forgetting to buy fresh cheese

I've been wanting to for a month

[runic rain]

It shouldn't be that hard...

Where do you live?

[lost dagger]

I just keep forgetting

[runic rain]

Or do you just keep forgetting

[lost dagger]

every time I'm at the store

[runic rain]

haha 😄

[lost dagger]

yeah

[runic rain]

Was hast du heute gegessen?

[opal sequoia]

Aber Käse ist sehr lecker.

Vergiss es nicht.

[lost dagger]

leckerer Erdbeerkäse

[runic rain]

Ekelhaf

[hot cloak]

🍓 🧀

[runic rain]

Guten Morgen!

[hot cloak]

moin

wie gehts euch?

[runic rain]

Super!

Heute entspannt wach geworden. Und selbst? bist du schon am arbeiten?

[hot cloak]

bin super krank

[runic rain]

Oh Backe!

[hot cloak]

migräne + erkältung

[runic rain]

Das ist doch blöd!

[hot cloak]

total

😦

[runic rain]

Wo bleibt der Sommer?

[hot cloak]

frag ich mich auch

http://i.imgur.com/UqEaMaK.gifv

[twilit garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwpRM7KviWM

[iron bear]

Riot und Nemo!

My favourite parts of NRW

[twilit garden]

Are you in Cologne yet?

[iron bear]

Yeaa

Climbed up the dom

Got a cramp, now I'm down

Kannst du etwas zum Essen empfehlen? Also in Richtung Imbiss und so

[twilit garden]

McDonalds

[vague lance]

😂

[iron bear]

Danke 😦

[twilit garden]

Ne, tut mir leid, ich kenne nicht so viele Imbisse in Köln 😅

[runic rain]

Ich kenne nur ein paar Läden an der Zülpicher Straße

aber das ist nicht am Dom

[hot cloak]

ist aber nicht weit

[lavish saddle]

Uwah, bist du bei dem Kölner Dom? Da gibts ein Vapiano, hat gutes italienisches Essen (Ich habe sehr oft dort gegessen, wann ich Gamescom besucht habe)

[sturdy shadow]

Kölner Dom*

[calm rain]

Ich brauche Hilfe, um Akkusativ, Dativ und Genitiv zu lernen 😣

Und auch neue Wörte lernen

[copper pike]

Don't worry

[opal sequoia]

Ich kann dir ein bisschen helfen. 😃

[copper pike]

Most Germans don't know how to use dativ and genetiv either

[opal sequoia]

I recommend having a look at the grammar pdfs linked in #resources for one thing.

Sehr nützlich.

[calm rain]

I was earlier, yep c:

I feel like I need to do more practice in reality

[opal sequoia]

Ich auch.

[sturdy shadow]

Leute ich habe meinem Bruder 500 tacken gespart

Motorrad steht für 2300 bei Ebay, hab den Typen mit Fachwissen und anderen inseraten auf 1800 runter gehandelt, dafür dass seine reifen schlecht sind und ich fie wechseln muss

Plot twist: neue reifen kosten 240~€

[lunar urchin]

Plot twist: pro Stück 😛

[fair iron]

😄

[sturdy shadow]

Ne als paar

[hot cloak]

Brzrk: Great German, great gersonality.

[fair iron]

I agree.

[opal sequoia]

Yeah.

Your German is pretty good too Casca.

[fair iron]

Thanks, I try to practice a little each day 😄

[shy arrow]

Hallo!

[fair iron]

Hey ^^

[shy arrow]

Wie gehts ihnen?

[fair iron]

Gut, und selbst?

[opal sequoia]

Hallo.

[shy arrow]

Ich bin sehr gut. Ich bin froh.

[fair iron]

Das freut mich 😃

[shy arrow]

Danke. Mein deutsch ist night sehr gut. Ich lerne.

[opal sequoia]

Viel Glück.

Ich lerne auch.

[shy arrow]

Danke schön!

Auch?

[lost dagger]

as well/also/too

[shy arrow]

Thanks.

Du sprechen gut?

[lost dagger]

ich spreche nicht so gut 😦

[fair iron]

Your writing is good, from what I've seen.

[shy arrow]

Nein! Du Sprechen sehr gut! :)

[fair iron]

Du *sprichst
*Sie sprechen
(Different conjugation)

[lost dagger]

ich habe einen Knoten in der Zunge :c

[shy arrow]

Thanks

[lost dagger]

meine Zunge hasst mich

[fair iron]

Wie ist das denn passiert?

Ich sollte schlafen gehen 🤔
Nacht 👋

[shy arrow]

Tschüss!

I'm curious. What is a word the isn't a verb? Like Knoten?

[lost dagger]

What?

[shy arrow]

Lump. Would that be considered a verb?

[fair iron]

Noun.

[shy arrow]

Hm didn't think. Person place or thing.

Forgot the thing part.

[fair iron]

^^

[runic rain]

Guess who's back

[twilit garden]

Volker Beck?

[copper pike]

Michael Jackson?

[runic rain]

who's back

Na ihr lieben?

[runic rain]

Heute war ich mit meiner Freundin im Schwimmbad. Wir sind ein paar Bahnen geschwommen und danach haben wir es uns im 4-Jahreszeitenbecken bequem gemacht. Es gab einen Whirlpool und einen Strömungskanal.

Als wir fertig waren, waren wir so erschöpft, dass ich bei unserem Lieblingsitaliener Pizza bestellt habe. Jetzt ist mein Bauch immernoch voll! Es war ein sehr schöner Abend.

Morgen früh muss ich mit dem Zug nach Bonn fahren und das Auto von den Eltern meiner Freundin abholen.

Wir leihen uns den Wagen, damit ich am Wochenende autofahren kann.

Ich muss nämlich Samstag und Sonntag eine weite Strecke fahren, da ich an einem Kurs teilnehmen werde. Dafür bin ich meinen "Schwiegereltern in Spe" sehr dankbar ;)

[shy arrow]

Moin, Phountix!

[runic rain]

Moin

Na? Alles verstanden?

[shy arrow]

Sie verwirrt mich, Herr Kommissar.

[runic rain]

;) tut mir leid!

Wie geht es dir?

[shy arrow]

Sehr gut, herr! Wie geht's Ihnen? 😃

[runic rain]

*Sie verwirren

[shy arrow]

Is that a verb?

Huh.

[runic rain]

Haha, sag gerne Du zu mir ;)

[shy arrow]

Er. Please explain, haha.

I caught a little bit of that.

Not all of it though and google translate is horrible.

[runic rain]

You dont have to Sie me.

You can try using 2nd person singular

[shy arrow]

Du?

[runic rain]

Yep

[shy arrow]

Ah, well I'm trying to use both. Trying to get use to Sie and Du.

[runic rain]

I offered you the 'Du'

[shy arrow]

Sie would be showing someone respect, yeah?

Formal.

[runic rain]

Yes

[shy arrow]

Gotcha.

[runic rain]

But since we're on the internet everone is your homeboy daaawg

[shy arrow]

Yeah, boyeee.

[runic rain]

Boyyeeee

Like abed and troy?

[shy arrow]

Abed and troy?

[runic rain]

Kennst du 'Community'?

Das ist eine Fernsehserie.

(tv-show)

[shy arrow]

Ja, das ist ein Fernsehserie?

[runic rain]

*That's a tv-Series

[shy arrow]

Ich weiß es nicht.

[runic rain]

Wissen vsKennen

Classic.

[shy arrow]

Hm?

[runic rain]

*Ich kenne es nicht.
Would be right in this context

[shy arrow]

Yeah, I thought about that, but my American brain read it wrong in my head.

German translated in my head always sounds wrong in English, so I always try to change it and it is wrong, haha.

[runic rain]

Its confusing

[shy arrow]

Sehr.

Danke obwohl.

[runic rain]

Dont get me started on falsefriends

[shy arrow]

Falsefriends?

You care to talk in voice chat?

[runic rain]

I'm sorry mate, already on my phone in bed

[shy arrow]

Ah, it's cool.

Good to type anyways, helps me practice.

[runic rain]

A falsefriend is a word that sound or looks like another word in another language. But has a different meaning

Chef for example

[shy arrow]

Yeah, I ran into that last night when I was falling asleep in my chair, haha.

[runic rain]

Germans would try to translate the sentence "ich hoffe, ich bekomme von meinem Chef morgen eine Gehaltserhöhung"

With "i hope, i'll get a raise from my chef"

[hot cloak]

hallo Leute

[shy arrow]

Moin!

[runic rain]

Moinsen!

[hot cloak]

Moinsen? Ich habe das nie gehört. Ist es regional?

[runic rain]

Its just like Tag - Tachchen Moin - Moinsen

I dont think a lot use that

I dont know where i picked it up

[shy arrow]

You guys have a lot of ways to say hello.

[hot cloak]

^ Yeah

[runic rain]

Jawohl!

[shy arrow]

I always though Jawohl was used like uh

[hot cloak]

Then, so do we I guess.

[runic rain]

Grüß Gott!

[shy arrow]

""I will get right on it!

[runic rain]

It does.

[hot cloak]

Yeah

[runic rain]

But also Affirmative.

[shy arrow]

But you can also use it in a sense of Yes sir!

Oh, sweeeeeet.

[hot cloak]

Think about it in this sense as like "Yeah, big time"

[runic rain]

Exactly

[shy arrow]

Yeah.

I wasn't sure, always wanted to use it but didn't want to look like an idiot.

Make the other person an Opfer

[hot cloak]

I'm not confident with using it normally

[runic rain]

My habits are bad

[shy arrow]

Dich sprechen Deutsche gut?

[runic rain]

I just like to use odd words

[shy arrow]

Oder gut nicht?

[hot cloak]

Ich? Ich schaffe.

[shy arrow]

Schaffe?

[runic rain]

If you meet me in voice and i dont understand you, ill be the one asking 'Pardon'? Instead of 'what' or 'excuse me'

[hot cloak]

Etwa B1

[runic rain]

Just because i can

[shy arrow]

You mean in english?

Or in german?

[runic rain]

Yes

[hot cloak]

Haha, pardon is nice to hear.

[shy arrow]

Is your English shoddy?

You type well.

Very well, actually.

[hot cloak]

Schaffen, btw. To Manage

[runic rain]

Shoddy?

[shy arrow]

Uh.

Kind of shitty.

Shoddy is like.

not good

[hot cloak]

Shoddy is like a bit crap

[shy arrow]

^

[hot cloak]

But not very crap

[shy arrow]

Like my car is a bit shoddy.

It's kind of shit sometimes.

[runic rain]

Hey, my Englisch is one-wall-free!

Just because your german is under all pig!

[hot cloak]

Was?

[shy arrow]

^

[runic rain]

(both false literal translations of german sayings)

[hot cloak]

Aaah

[shy arrow]

German man.

It's crazy.

When translated to English that is.

At least directly.

[runic rain]

There goes my pig in the frying pan crazy!

[shy arrow]

Das ist ein gut witz. 😃

Sehr Witztig.

[runic rain]

I think it was even posted as a picture lately... Give me a sec

[shy arrow]

the memes man

give me the memes

Something odd.

My german book has a spot for prepositions

[hot cloak]

Was sind die zwei Ausdrücken auf Deutsch?

[shy arrow]

and they like.

Show them without a case.

Like hey

these are the prepositions

[runic rain]

http://ithinkispider.com/

[hot cloak]

Ausdrücke? Oder Ausdrücken? D:

[runic rain]

You mean the sayings?

[shy arrow]

Ausdrücke i think

[hot cloak]

Ja, ich bin eine Spinne

[shy arrow]

since you are the subject yeah?

[runic rain]

Mein Englisch ist einwandfrei.

Dein deutsch ist unter aller Sau.

[twilit garden]

your English is onewallfree?

[runic rain]

Danke nemo

[twilit garden]

ah ok, you already said it earlier 😅

[runic rain]

I also like "with you is not good cherry eating"

[shy arrow]

Haha.

[hot cloak]

Nein @shy arrow It's a noun

But what do these mean?! They are so confusing.

[twilit garden]

You Jack-look-in-the-air!

[shy arrow]

@hot cloak Which would that be then? E or en

I'm guessing en

[hot cloak]

Ausdrück is the word. The plural I was asking about.

[shy arrow]

Ah, gotcha.

[hot cloak]

I thought -en, but now I'm not sure.

[runic rain]

Ein Ausdruck, mehrere Ausdrücke

[twilit garden]

Ausdruck -> Ausdrück__e__

[hot cloak]

^ 👌

[shy arrow]

brownie points

[hot cloak]

Danke sehr

[twilit garden]

Ich drücke einen Pickel aus.

[runic rain]

Wie geht underline?

test

[twilit garden]

zwei _

vorher und nachher

[runic rain]

test

Danke

[twilit garden]

👍

[shy arrow]

Sehr gut, herr.

[twilit garden]

järnjeschehen

[shy arrow]

What's that mean?

[hot cloak]

😂

[twilit garden]

gerngeschehen - you're welcome

[shy arrow]

Yeah.

I knew that.

[twilit garden]

but with a Cologne dialect

[runic rain]

Do bis än schetz

[twilit garden]

(because it's the best city)

[shy arrow]

Would one write it like that though?

[runic rain]

Ich kann es nicht, bin zugezogener

[hot cloak]

I was going to say... I've never heard the Köln dialect in person, but dialects terrify me in that way

[twilit garden]

there is a wiki on Ripoarisch which is the umbrella term for the dialects of and around Cologne

[hot cloak]

Learning most of my German in Dresden certainly didn't help 😜

[twilit garden]

https://ksh.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Houpsigk

[shy arrow]

There are words people say in the south that people in the north don't know, and vice versa, so no worries on that.

Same like here.

[twilit garden]

@runic rain woher denn zugezogen, wenn man fragen darf? 😛

[runic rain]

Niederrhein

[twilit garden]

Watt hasse jesaat, Ärizona

[shy bobcat]

janz nix

;P

[twilit garden]

Ahja, da war was

[shy bobcat]

Nichts wichtiges

[shy arrow]

Kommst du von Köln?

[shy bobcat]

Nemo ja

[runic rain]

Ich kumm uss d'r stadt met K

[shy arrow]

Sehr kühl

[shy bobcat]

@runic rain schalalalala intensifies

[twilit garden]

Ich wohne eine halbe Stunde östlich von Köln und bin da auf der Universität :P

oder ich war da und werde da bald wieder sein

[runic rain]

Studierst du an der Uni zu Köln?

[twilit garden]

ja, phountix 😄

[runic rain]

Dann sind wir ja Kommilitonen

[twilit garden]

technisch gesehen ja :D

[runic rain]

Hast mich sicherlich die letzten zwei Jahre ins Stupa gewählt. Danke für dein Vertrauen

[twilit garden]

Gerne

[hot cloak]

Wie ist Köln? Manche Leute sagen es mir, dass es langweilig ist. Andere sagen aber, dass es Toll ist.

[twilit garden]

Köln ist toll, wenn du schwul oder ein Student bist.

Deswegen ist es perfekt für mich.

[runic rain]

Waaas? War sagt, dass Köln Boring ist

[shy arrow]

I think Leute in plural would be leuten btw

Manche leuten

[twilit garden]

Leute only exists in the plural

so he was right

[shy arrow]

Huh.

[runic rain]

Weil du ein masochistischer hetero arbeiter bist?

[twilit garden]

Genau ✝

[runic rain]

Kappa

[twilit garden]

[hot cloak]

Dresdener haben das mir erzählt haha

[twilit garden]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[runic rain]

In dresden war doch seit 45 keine bombenStimmung mehr...

[twilit garden]

In Dresden ist natürlich immer was los, aber das nennt man Rechtsradikalismus

[hot cloak]

Es war das gleich für mich. Dresden war eine sehr coolere Stadt, worin zu studieren.

Ja. Keine bombenstimmung

[runic rain]

So ist's schöner, dauerte bis ich auf dem Handy die Tilden (~) gefunden habe...

[hot cloak]

🙄

Es ist nicht so schlimm

Nur am Montag

[twilit garden]

≈

top that

[runic rain]

₪₪

[twilit garden]

ok, you win

You are № 1

[runic rain]

﷼ab heute schreibe ich
﷼von rechts nach links

[shy arrow]

Jungs

[runic rain]

Android-Tastatur ist schon komisch...

[shy arrow]

Crystal pepsi.

[runic rain]

Yes sir?

[twilit garden]

Watt es datt?

[runic rain]

Jetzt stellen wir uns ma janz dumm

[shy arrow]

Ein trolle trinke.

Nummer eins.

[twilit garden]

Durchsichtige Cola?

[shy arrow]

Jawohl!

[runic rain]

Watt issen ma ne Dampfmaschiene?

[shy arrow]

^^^^

[hot cloak]

"ma janz dumm"

Was?!

[twilit garden]

Datt han isch ja noch nie jesehn

[runic rain]

Wo simmer denn dran? Aha, heute krieje mer de Dampfmaschin. Also, wat is en Dampfmaschin? Da stelle mehr uns janz dumm. Und da sage mer so: En Dampfmaschin, dat is ene jroße schwarze Raum, der hat hinten un vorn e Loch. Dat eine Loch, dat is de Feuerung. Und dat andere Loch, dat krieje mer später.

[shy bobcat]

Das ist Dialekt @hot cloak

[hot cloak]

Oh. haha

Wahnsinn

[runic rain]

But when he drank, did he died?

[shy bobcat]

Weiß nicht was dieses Ma ist, aber janz = ganz

[runic rain]

ma(l)

[shy bobcat]

Oh

[runic rain]

"Ma" versteht sich nur aus dem Kontext

[shy arrow]

versuchen übersetzen alle das ist sehr wahnsinn.

[hot cloak]

"bescheid" is enough umgangsprache or dialect for me.

[twilit garden]

But, it's not Umgangssprache 🤔

[runic rain]

Wow, did you just 'sag bescheid, wenn es zu viel is'

10/10 nice

[hot cloak]

Ist "Bescheid geben" nicht umgangsprachlich

?

[shy arrow]

My head is swimming in all this German. One can hope it only gets easier, haha.

[runic rain]

I dont think so

[shy arrow]

probably not

[native stream]

This is a bible right?

[runic rain]

This is not easy my friend, we are meming/shittalking and whatnot

[hot cloak]

Oh, they way it was taught to me it was implied that it was.

[shy arrow]

Yeah, I got that, haha.

[twilit garden]

It is not really a bible, it is stories from the bible

[shy bobcat]

That doesn't look like it's The Bible itself

^^^

[hot cloak]

Bible Stories with Pictures

[runic rain]

Bibliche Geschichten, in Bildern.
für Wochen und Sonntagsschulen

[shy bobcat]

Bibles would be called "Bibel" or "Heilige Schrift" iirc

[twilit garden]

*Bibliſche

[shy bobcat]

Wat is mit dem F?

[native stream]

Alright, thanks

[shy bobcat]

Oh

[twilit garden]

it is not an f 😄

[shy bobcat]

Ja

[hot cloak]

S*

[runic rain]

gefchichten?

[twilit garden]

it is called a long s

ſ

[shy bobcat]

Mein Handybildschirm ist klein

[hot cloak]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s

[shy bobcat]

Ich tippe sie oft

[twilit garden]

it is where the ß comes from

[runic rain]

Dei mudda is een 'long s'

[hot cloak]

Oooh.

[native stream]

I just got gifted a bunch of old books

[runic rain]

Okay Stop this now.

[hot cloak]

Schön

[twilit garden]

Waſ?

[shy bobcat]

Langes s geht nie am Ende

[runic rain]

#general is for Memes only.
#general is for Shitposting only.
#general-2 is phountix' personal channel.

[hot cloak]

@twilit garden Was?*

[shy bobcat]

Nein, memes übernehmen den ganzen Server

[twilit garden]

yes 😄

[shy bobcat]

Korregier den Muttersprachler nicht :P

[shy arrow]

Was ist der unterschied?

[twilit garden]

but it gets extra fun, if you read it as Phteven

[runic rain]

Its easy james

[twilit garden]

because it looks like an f

[runic rain]

#general is for Memes only.
#general is for Shitposting only.
#general-2 is phountix' personal channel.

That is the difference.

Any more questions?

:*

[twilit garden]

Noch Fragen?

Keine

[shy arrow]

Ich sehe alle gleich.

😄

[runic rain]

Vielen Dank, geehre Geschworenen

[hot cloak]

Long s doeſn't ever go at the end of words, it is uſed only for s only at the ſtart or middle of a word.

[twilit garden]

yes

it is called memeing

[hot cloak]

Yeah, @shy arrow asked though "Was ist der Unterscheid?"

[shy arrow]

Phountix what you just said.

[runic rain]

memeing belongs in #general

[shy bobcat]

Maimaiung

[twilit garden]

Mömmesen

[shy arrow]

Would you be able to write it as

Danke meine Geschworenen?

[twilit garden]

Yes

[runic rain]

Thank you, dear Jury

Yep

[shy arrow]

im starting to get it

but then again when you think you start to get it

you realize you dont

[twilit garden]

Progreſs