#general-2
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@hot cloak Good luck, you can do this!
Thank you!!! 
Where do I start? I'm so confused
#getting-started has some useful information.
Halloo đ
Wie geht es dir đ
Ich muss sprechen und schreiben, um Deutsch zu lernen, können Sie mir helfen?
What happened to them if I may ask
Yes of course. She became very interested in limb photography, even DMing @sage kayak to ask for such content. As such, we felt that it's best if she takes a break for a year.

In ... what?
Yeah I know, it was shocking to us too.
Sorry but I ... genuinely have no idea what you mean with that
Precisely what I said. Limb photography.
So she just ... takes pictures of libms?
*limbs
Like ... still attached ... right?
Yeah of course, still attached. But she has very specific preferences for what camera positions and angles she wants.
So just ... basically using others as ragdolls
For what tho ...
Sorry but I'm very confused rn
Wdym it's art
Who knows. She stores the photographs in a secret folder on her computer and periodically reviews it. Very weird indeed, this is why we forced her to take a break.
I don't think it's that weird tbh, she's just very specific with her art
I just ... don't really know what to think about it
I've seen some of her work, pretty artistic imo
Hallo, es ist schön dich kennenzulernen
Ich freue mich auch, vielen Dank
I might or might not have supplied her with such content. 
hello
what in the
Me too.

wie ist es möglich, dass ein Supermarkt um 8 Uhr geschlossen wird
Welcher Supermarkt?
does anyone have any funny german speaking youtubers who play video games i can watch?
Heute höre ich auf, Deutscher zu sein.
Ich bin gelangweilt davon, immer aus den Weltmeisterschaften ausgeschlossen zu werden, meine Kinder traurig zu sehen und zu sehen, wie sich der Rest von EUROPA ĂŒber uns lustig macht.
Ich langweilte mich mit dieser MittelmĂ€Ăigkeit und mit diesen Spielern, die nicht wissen, wie sie ihre Trikots nass machen. Es war zu viel
Ab morgen werde ich aufstehen und FRANZĂSISCH sein. Dieses Team spielt mit dem Stolz der GröĂe und legt immer Eier, wohin es auch geht. Dies ist eine Wahl, dies ist ein Land. MbappĂ©, Kante und Benzema spielen auf der ganzen Welt
Heute höre ich damit auf Deutscher zu sein.
Ich bin es leid immer von den Weltmeisterschaften ausgeschlossen zu werden.
Meine Kinder werden traurig wenn sie dass sehen mĂŒssen und wenn sich der Rest von EUROPA sich ĂŒber uns lustig macht.
Ich habe die Nase voll von dieser MittelmĂ€Ăigkeit und diesen Spielern, welche nicht mals wissen, wie sie ihre Trikots nass machen. Es wird mir zu viel.
Sobald ich morgen aufstehe werde ich FRANZĂSISCH sein. Das Team von Frankreich spielt mit Stolz (?).
Der Rest ist okay.
Holland macht das ding
Apparently I have been invited to a German church by my Airbnb host. Man made dinner and had me watch tonightâs FIFA game. It was kinda cool ngl.
Iâll go for the hell of it and see how that goes. 
As the saying goes, why not?
Hoffentlich sind wir Schweizer morgen nicht als NĂ€chste an der Reihe. Solange Kamerun nicht gegen Brasilien gewinnt und wir das Spiel gegen Serbien nicht verlieren, sollten wir durch sein.
Tut mir aber wirklich leid fĂŒr euch Deutsche. Ihr habt ja das Spiel gegen Costa Rica sogar gewonnen, aber es war leider nicht genug.
Yeah. Man wants me to check it out next Sunday. Probably will. Donât see why not. Itâs from the religious background my family comes from anyways. 
Worst that could happen: I start a cult. Idk.
Hello
Guten Morgen!
Moin !
moin đ
Servus
Hey guysss
Anyone know where I can find book or comics with both English and German translation, in same?
nur Internet denk ich mal
Welche Site? Oder Application?
funny answer
U can give an answer too
i mean i dont have one
but the internet answer cracked me up
i think the sandman comic is in german
musst du rumsuchen, hab jetzt auf die schnelle nichts gefunden mit doppelter Ăbersetzung
Hey, @hot cloak, please keep in mind that #german-only is for.. well, German only 
For the question you asked regarding "a group like this for French" look at the pinned message in #other-languages
Oops sos
Np
duolingo speech tests are kind of meh
it sometimes accepts english pronunciation better than german
and sometimes words have -s on their ends but the speech recognizer will decline if you say that -s even though it's obviously supposed to be said
Duo is kinda stupid with the speech rec, I hear babble is better.
Babble is pretty much the same i believe
Disagree.
Agree.
@ancient vigil Heyo, do try not to post weird disturbing images on the server please. 
Pizza Princess betrachtet Bilder von Ranch als beunruhigend. Zur Kenntnis genommen. 
You got it boss

I totally had no more of those
đłđ±
Do your German lessons 

if you dont do your german lesson im going to personally come over there and steal some of your german knowledge for myself
And I want c2 german 
tak uwu
why not


you have like 3 đ€š
Here: âïž
Danke
Bitteschön

if i want to try language transfer but already know some amount of German how do I know what episode to start in?
Hey guys, anybody in Berlin ? Wants to hangout sometime and speak in german ?
Now you're obligated to share your C2 with me under ant law
ignore the ant boiled sugar
Idk about language transfer, but maybe just start at some episode and then go up and down as you see fit?
too lazy
à€à€„à€ à€à€°à„à€źà€šà€à€Ÿà€·à€Ÿà€ à€¶à€żà€à„à€·à€žà„
youtu.be/Lg5P2w_Ro1c is it a2 or b1?
i have a Germany-related question: is the Steuer-ID the same thing as Persönliche Identifikationsnummer? I want to open a bank account and they're asking for the Steuer-ID but I couldn't find it anywhere in my documents...
yes
Steuer-ID, Persönliche Identifikationsnummer, Identifikationsnummer, TIN (Tax Identification Number) oder IdNr.
all the same
@lavish otter
thank you đ
Peut-ĂȘtre
đ
i hacked my teacher's kahoot once and sent 200 bots named 'impostor'.
Hahahahah
Sehr witzig ich mag
Hi
What do you use to send bots?
đ«
didnt you agree on giving me green card

did i? đ€š
Hallo alle, ich brauche mehr Deutschen Pop-Rap musik. Wissen man etwas?
@hot cloak @fierce cobalt macht ihre job jungs
moment
Wie gehts es Ihnen ?
Hola
Hallo
I m going to blast this playlist in the hood
@celest pine wie geht's?
Gutt
I donât have much german
Yet
English mir ist nicht gut
I can read some deutsch
:))
Sprachlos
Woher kommen sie?
Hegemony of Southeast Asia=))
Vl, so sad
Yeah, sad đ
Do you understand Mandarin, I know some mandarin
Bei uns 8h26
Morgen
Yep
ææć°æ·æ·
Okk
Chinese and we have different language
Wo ist die Kirche
although many words sound quite similar
How do you say ice cream in Vietnamese
Ohh, itâs very different from mandarin
Yep
Itâs bing chilling in mandarin
Es ist hot Trend in der Welt
I really like pho tho
Jaa
How often do you eat bing chilling?
Looks like the Spaniards invented it
We don't speak French and Chinese, we combine them
Haha
exactly haha
Kugelschreiber
Ăsterreich und Rechtschreibung
Buchhaltung
Aaaaaaaa. So apparently I gotta go to the Jobcenter for the Meldebescheinigung, not the BĂŒrgerbĂŒro like said on the email from the AuslĂ€nderbehorde. At least I have a ticket now tho.


At least I guessed the correct floor lmao. The building had 5+.
Asked security which floor and they were just like âmeh?â
German authorities is always it's own adventure
Evidently lol. I swear imma have to write all this shit down and write a book on it for people lmao
German authorities be like: âfuck if I knowâ
They are the embodiment of âI just work hereâ
xD
Yes.
15 more numbers to go. Wheeee.
Iâm hella glad I got up early AF.
I shall commit Germanification lol.
Bruh, Iâve got anxiety at this point that theyâre gonna tell me I gotta go back to the other building. 
Oh well, 9 numbers til I find out.
2 numbers to go
Wheeeee
1 to gooooo
My immigration office appointment isnât until freaking June
Yikes.
So, I gotta go to a third building now.
As anticipated, I was sent to the wrong place.
Yay.
Imma be on the S-Bahn all day. I just fekkin know it
Thank. Fucking. God.
2nd floor. Letâs go.
And letâs hope my dumb ass doesnât scuff this one

2 more numbers. Fingers crossed.
Note to self â that is the best BĂŒrgerbĂŒro so far. Wheee. They donât really speak English but I made it work anyways lol.
B1 Skills letâs goooo
Also, Airbnb officially goated
Was able to use my pdf from them as proof of residence. 
Next stop: visa
what are you guys doing
I am committing become German; one step at a time.
I now have everything I need for a visa, so next step is to get the job seeker visa, then a job, and then the bank shit, a proper WG, and a proper work visa. 
Okay. So. Dresden Neustadtâs BĂŒrgerbĂŒro is presently the best in Dresden. Just sayin. Now to deal with the AuslĂ€nderbehorde at 14:00âŠ
Thanks for your hard work
Personaldienstleister â donât mind me, about to bug the shit outta even more people
Youâre staying in Dresden? Nice! I went there this summer. Are you staying jn Neustadt?
Echt?
Guten Abend, wie geht's alle đ
Ayo hawara
moin
based only on this video:
the subtitle is understood for most of the part, but they are mostly short sentences put together, with some being incomplete:
Good morning China
I now have ice cream
I like ice cream very much
But (some show title) compared to ice cream
(Show title) I love the most
So, It is now time for music
Almost the same
Ice cream
Goodbyd
Pronunciation is not quite accurate (mostly the tones), so I wouldnt understand much without the subtitle except "ice cream"
Hence, Beginner (only based on this video)
can someone check if my text is accurate please?
Ich wĂŒrde den Eurail Global Pass fĂŒr Jugendliche wĂ€hlen. Ich möchte gerne fĂŒr 7 Tage im Monat mit dem Zug reisen. Ich wĂŒrde gerne in der ersten Klasse reisen, weil ich mehr Komfort und PrivatsphĂ€re bevorzuge. Ich möchte gerne alleine reisen, aber es könnte auch schön sein, mit einem Freund zu reisen. Der Preis fĂŒr mein Ticket ist 372 Euro.
@hot cloak i am committing become German vicariously through you. Thank you for all the updates đ
Gladly, and happy to hear from ya!
awe. some
Hi guys, I got a question please
I'm gonna learn German by myself with the "assimil" method, what's do you think about this method if you know it ? https://www.assimil.com/fr/collection-sans-peine/1549-german-9782700581157.html
Never heard that before.
Get a german girlfriend. đ
It's quite possible, we got a lot of German students in our university xD
Go for it.
Where are you from?
Paris
Yes. That might be possible.
I just want to acquire the basics of the German language to be able to understand what I'm reading and what I'm listenin, thus being able to "interact with German", as I did with English: I had a very low level after my baccalaureate, and I tried hard for two or three months, I only read English, followed the news only in English, and "I tried to restore orally" what I understood, and in a few months I have made huge progress...
Try a French German language tandem. Or if you are still a student, take a course at the university. I took Spanish courses at that time. Courses at that level will cost you a fortune later in your professional life. As a student you are still sitting at a good free resource.
I have a busy schedule at university so I can't commit to "extra lessons", I prefer to learn on my own, it's easier for me, at least now
You can buy a coursebook and use it for self-learning, I recommend Spektrum.
You should also try to immerse yourself as much as possible if you can't really do much else, things like German music, memes and the like.
@cloud cipher Hello. As you've already been told here (#general message), please note that only English and German are allowed in regular channels, so please don't speak any more Polish outside of #other-languages.
Dobra nie bÄde pisaÄ Po Polsku
warum nicht
Hey guys, which popular German series could you recommend me?
Itâs all quite on the western front
Well
Thatâs not a series ig
The wonderful years
But the western front one is also good. On netflix
Kleo ist eine die ich vielleicht will gĂŒck an in die zukunft
Der ĂŒberlaufer ist vielleicht auch etwas
On dan ist es diese die ich der name fĂŒr vergessen hat. Aber es handelt von ein paar leute, freunde, die ist zuzammen ich glaube um weinachten bevor den krieg. Und dann folgt der handlung diese leutens verschidene alltag unter den krieg. Ein paar bekomt soldaten und ein deportiert und nicht alle mach es zurĂŒck du der triff nach den krieg
Ein paar jahre zurĂŒck habe ich gesehen ein series die handelt von ein man die bevor die mauer voll eine stasi agent war aber er hat mit die west auch gearbeitet. Und jetzt arbeitet er in dunkel licht mit amerikanen in neuzeit. Und der sicherkeit ein frau bekomt seiner neuer alltag problem. Im ende fĂ€hrt er nach schweden ob ich es nicht fehl erinnert und trifft seiner frau und kind
West of liberty ist der name. Eine deutsch schwediche tv series und gibt auch ein buch
Guten Mogen
Guten Morgen?
Good morning! *They probably don't live in America
you are 38 minutes early
then it will be morning for east coast america
what's up guys
Just procrastinating, you?
GrĂŒĂ dich
Fun stuff
Found this, could be used as an excerise if you wanted
Der bundesweite Warntag findet dieses Jahr am 8. Dezember 2022 statt und wird ab dann jĂ€hrlich an jedem zweiten Donnerstag im September durchgefĂŒhrt. Am gemeinsamen Aktionstag von Bund und LĂ€ndern werden in ganz Deutschland sĂ€mtliche Warnmittel erprobt. PĂŒnktlich um 11:00 Uhr werden zeitgleich in Landkreisen und Kommunen in allen LĂ€ndern mit ein...
I have committed bank.
It took⊠so many triesâŠ
Fuck youuuuuu, FATCA. I win. I got a bank to take me. BWAHAHAHAHA.
der eber antonym plz
Antonyms (opposite):
⥠Borg ⥠Ferkel ⥠Sau.
it got removed when i sent it
bc if at all, what one will issue you is a correction for your written solution to ensure you. The purpose of this server is not helping you solve tasks and get you an individual advantage or pass tests quicker. There are paid services for that. We are all here to have fun and chill. Consider that every time before you post anything here. If you want to learn in a serious manner, feel free to ask questions. If not, you will not get any response or be rejected.
its just about candy bars man chill
and thats just not my fucking problem and doesn't make it any more appropriate.
Again chill out you are over complicating things
This is inappropriate behavior so calm down.
There I removed it
Petra und Lisa, ist das euer Onkel? - Nein, das ist .........Vater.
a unsere
b unser
c unserem
d unseren
kannst du mir helfen
It's b) unser
Es wird hier ĂŒberall auf dem Server lang und breit erklĂ€rt (auch von mir).. wenn immer die gleichen Anfragen kommen und Leute konsequent beratungsresistent sind wird der Geduldsfaden leider irgendwann einfach kĂŒrzer. DafĂŒr entschuldige ich mich aufrichtig. Ich stehe trotzdem zu dem, was ich gesagt habe.
im so bad at the grammar
Don't worry, it's understandable.
Muss ich wirklich die Medizin nehmen? â Ja, der Arzt hat doch gesagt, du .... drei Tabletten nehmen.
a sollst
b sollen
c sollt
d soll
Ich bin niemandem grundlos böse, lasse Leute auflaufen oder möchte Menschen nicht helfen zu lernen. Um das noch mal klar zu stellen..
@carmine anchor 
a. is the correct one. đ
Yup, a.
Was sagt der Lehrer ? -Der Lehrer sagt: Ihr sollt ruhig âŠâŠâŠâŠ. .
a seid
b sind
c seien
d sein
@hot cloak @carmine anchor please do not solve their homework/test for them uwu
faq homework
If you want something corrected, you can put it in a Google Doc and share a link with permission level »can suggest« in #writing .
Don't ask us to translate something for you outright: that takes professional time and effort and we're not here for that. You can try your luck with deepl.com.
For single words, use dict.cc or another dictionary, it'll be quicker.
If you want to know if/how a word can be used, provide some context to help us understand the situation.
Don't ask us to do your homework or exams for you! Show us your best attempt at something and try to pinpoint what exactly you don't understand.
@glass shell ^
Oop, sorry.
da will man dann einmal nett sein. xD 
okay meet me at questions chat
that's not the point
@sleek cloak if someone gets banned for saying something, then it's probably not the best idea to repeat it, even if it's misspelled.
what did they say? can i also say it?
Oh i thought they were banned for smth else
I see thanks
Sorry 
WC predictions?
Just hoping for either an Argentina win or some under dog
Morocco going farther would be sick
fr lol
but why
Rooting for the underdog at this point
morocco-1
they won xD
is there a letter A for german
obv
what is it
A
you live in a house
nein, i LAY a house
ich lebe in einem Haus
was ist "einem"?
did you find out
no
JA
where is your source
google translate
??
einem
Who speaks Gotlandic here?
Hi
Could someone please look at the introduction I posted and correct it/give feedback? I would appreciate it very much!
Guten Tag
Gerburts/Tags/geschenk
NÀ nu fÄr du lugna dig!
Sorry I dont get you. Rate the difficulty of german language as chinese?
Ah no I learned Mandarin as native đ
I see xD
Would someone be able to run me through a traditional deutsch introduction by any chance?
I gave my german friend a gift
German or English gift? đ€đ
Schweden
I'm mostly picking up German through things my lover says when they feel English isn't enough, and every time they sputter out declarations of love and I frantically google words, I find I'm looking them up less because I know them
SĂŒĂ. Ich bin neidisch auf dich haha Könntest du ein Beispiel geben? Oder das geht nicht? ~Es ist zu privat.
Sag zu dieser Person:
Du siehst heute einfach umwerfend aus, meine Schnecke. Und erzÀhl uns, wie sie darauf reagiert!
google translate says you're telling me to call my lover a snail
Genau! đ Guck mal! https://www.dw.com/en/10-german-nicknames-to-call-your-sweetheart/g-17860076
I see
"Risiko" is the least German sounding and looking German word. I guess besides all the Fr*nch loanwords
or the words borrowed from English
ah well it seems Risiko is just borrowed from the It*lian word "risico"
borrowing words is cringe
lol
How about you try making a whole language without needing to fill in some blanks.
@kindred iris meow
@rugged cypress moo.

no
Then shut up lol
no
oui
iuo
uio

that means Birthday present right?
Hi
It does
Happy update â the AuslĂ€nderbehörde transferred me to working with the Welcome Center since Iâm a âskilled laborerâ, so should be getting faster progress with the visa now.
hi
Have you ever heard of a reindeer cyclone? It is very much real and it looks incredible. Nature has its own unique way of showing its magic. Every time we think weâve seen it all, we witness something extraordinary that leaves us speechless.
Navigat...
was ist das ?!
Unfortunately my university is only partially accredited in Germany. So, job seeker visa extension is entirely out the window.
On a positive note, however, Iâm still allowed to apply for jobs and get the work visa so long as I get a job offer and proof of contract.

Got until February 1, Iâll keep at it.
wait seriously?
Yep. Itâs all good though. Shit happens. Iâm adaptable.
I need to start looking at unis here...
sigh
I highkey suspected it was gonna be the case but the main reason Iâm not worried about it is because this trip was originally to see if Iâd even like Germany enough to stay in its worst weather (cold, I hate cold).
So, Iâll do some shit stateside and make my way back via international companies.
Verdict being yeah, I wanna live in Germany. 
Iâve got until February first, so I like my chances.
https://anabin.kmk.org/anabin.html
Look for them here
Sorry. I thought you were living elsewhere (not in Germany) and wanted to study at your current location but work or do further studies in Germany. đ
No no
Here is germany
Best of luck then đ€
đ„ș
This beacise ŚŚ©ŚŚ
You n me both fam.
Officially starting AWS's free learning modules.
If I gotta come back to germany as a solutions architect later, I hella will

im ready to go to sleep and not wake up
Mood. Look; we got this fam. Weâre gonna stay here.
Might seem bleak now but we got this.

We gonna find a way to make it in this beautiful country.
don't have a choice really
can't go back there
at least not without actual self harm
Have hope man. We got this.
Iâm not the smartest person there ever was so the fact my dumb ass has made it this far, I think thereâs hope for us both.
Gute Natch đ
at least you got your bs, but maybe a good night's sleep is the move
My bs unfortunately doesnât count for shit here in Germany. Just got word back from immigration on that.
But Iâm not giving up.

well, if it makes you feel better, just because they don't like it doesn't mean that your future employer won't
Agreed.
vamos argentina
soo
first year you will have the basic dutch subjects: geography, history, french, biology, dutch, english, math, PE, theatre, arts. i think thatâs it? I also had Chinese in my first year, since i do HAVO. (thatâs only in my school!!) in second year we also got German and Physics. In the third year we also got Chemistry and Economics i think? I am not quite sure anymore đ . in my third year I had to pick what way i wanted to study in this school! so you have Economics&Society, Culture&Society, Nature&technic, nature&health. I picked Culture&Society. since thn I study the subjects: English, Dutch, French, German, Geography, History, Arts, Art-history. those are the subjects i picked. also in the fourth year we get cambridge global perspectives (on this school). And in this last year we got social studies added. And PE ends this year before christmas break. đą
i hope this clears things up a bit
oh right i only had theatre for one year! in the first year
i dont really remember a lot from my first years tho
@acoustic gyro
yepp and since my fourth year i have less subjects yay
it is quite funny but also kind of hard because i didnât quite understand anything from like physics
and math is an obligated subject but if you do Culture&society on HAVO level, you dont have to do maths đđ so i am very lucky because i am bad at it
i have dyscalculia
So I kind of like it but it was also a little bit hard for me
I can only speak a little Mandarin, from first yearđ
ich gehe schlafen! đŽ Gute Nacht! đ
What year of high school are you in? Or is it college?
5 havo
almost done (:
I'm from Belgium so that is 1 year after this still?
ohh, no this is my last year
yeah thatâs vwo here
you know the dutch levels in school, like vwo havo mavo kader basis idk you have a lot
mavo is 4 years, havo is 5, vwo 6
kinda complicated, idk why every country has a different education system
haha yeah
from what age til what age is basisschool in Belgium? and what years do u have
klassen enzo
@night harbor HALLO
Dir gehts wie
Slow down idiot !!
sorry King !
u missing a letter
What did i say?
_aufen
Ich bin aufen
wie geht's dir ?
Gut
Wie findest du das Wetter so?
I'm asking about the weather
WTF
Ich finde das Wetter gut
Why did you add ich
Wetter=weather
yes
đ€
genius
wie das wetter?
ok
ok
đ
đ©
What do. U want to know
ich bin cunt?!
What is bist
are
Du bist donkey
Du bist ein esel*
ein esel=donkey
A donkey
what is ein
A
Du bist ein cunt
Door - TĂŒr
Window - Fenster
Rennen - run
Ich renne jetzt zur ubahn
I am running to the subway now
Ich renne zur TĂŒr
A literal translation of Du bist would be Thou art or Thou bist because German still has informal second person singular pronouns unlike English
Habe - have
Basics
Ooh
teacher he is
:(((
thats what i wrote
I'm sorry to disappoint you king :(((đ
no u mixed some wrong letters in
ich habe ein fenster
yes
đ€đ€đ€
open - öffnen / Ich öffne
Close - schlieĂen / ich schlieĂe
go - gehen / ich gehe
aight
Ill go study these
wtf
CYA TEACHER
cya

Thatâs called verb conjugation and itâs based on grammatical person and number and tense
Hi
Hallo, wie gehtâs?
yessir
them gonna be tough to learn âčïž
What did you mean by wie ist gehts?
Yes you did^^
what
Someone hit me if I donât commit productive tomorrow.

Getting my AWS badges. Gonna aim for a certificate later.
Officially starting my data science studies. Wish me luck. 
I believe in you brother đ€đ€đ€
gl
Hi
remind 1d Fremde ĂŒberfallen, falls sie nicht produktiv war.
Okay @whole rapids. You will be reminded in 1 day.
woww, that seems really cool actually
have you thought of applying to uni
I dont have the financial stability for that long enough term to get approved for a visa/residence permit. I'll do that in a year tho if need be.
have you heard of a particular online platform where you can earn tons of money?
twitch?
oh
lol
try that 
I meannnnnn, I can TRY twitch hahahha.
XD
Not sure how far that'll get me lmao. I'm a zombie a lot of the time.
youll manage
I've got the charismatic power of a dead fish as of late lol
you should stream for cats maybe
An example of a Schachtelsatz I found on german wiktionary: "Es traf sich, daĂ der Junker eben, mit einigen muntern Freunden, beim Becher saĂ, und, um eines Schwanks willen, ein unendliches GelĂ€chter unter ihnen erscholl, als Kohlhaas, um seine Beschwerde anzubringen, sich ihm nĂ€herte."
now that i've read it a few times it's actually not super hard to understand but still a disgrace
hast du etwa, des Lernens willen, dich dazu, auch wenn wahrhaft schwer, genötigt, es, durch pure willenskraft, zu lernen?
j, a
Gut
Aight. So. Todayâs current accomplishments â added 2 AWS certificates to my LinkedIn. Working on a third. 
I shovelled snow
I managed to secure 3 AWS certifications today (all basic shit) and signed up for free CISCO classes. Iâll do the paid shit later.
Hallo fenster
Hallo
@hot cloak hello. Topics like the one you've brought up in #general aren't suitable for a public server, so please stay away from them.
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@whole rapids, 1 day ago
You asked to be reminded about "Fremde ĂŒberfallen, falls sie nicht produktiv war."
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@hot cloakwarst du heute ein produktiver Mensch? 
Ja, ich war sehr produktiv. 
Gonna add as much of this shit as I can while I eagerly wait to hear back from employers.
dann bleibst du heute unversehrt

Annnnnd just got a CISCO badge too. Wheee.
Wheeeee. Another one. Letssss gooo.
Fuckin⊠I will do ALL of the free shit
Lmao
At the very least, I wanna get the beeg renown names on my profile.
What are those?
Free certificates from AWS and CISCO. Gonna collect them cuz why the hell not?
So its like a short free course?
Short* as in 2-6 hour modules you get a badge for that you can add to your LinkedIn.
Cant hurt
Yep. Theyâre through the companies directly so thereâs no fucky monkey business.
Iâm doing a crapton of them because I wanna show proof of knowledge since I lack this thing called experience.
Yeah. However, picky is picky.
Part of the reason for the shortage is how fuckinâ picky people are.
I thought github was experience.
But tbh I use codeberg
What sickens me more is the fact that people can't get a job because they need experience.
I can get it for the medical field, which I'm going into, but for code? screw that
Experience in a job context is more about having experience solving real-world problems, not just knowledge about how to use a tool.
I know.
It depends a bit on what kind of job you go for but it can include a broader range of skills like, working in a team, stakeholder management, working within deadlines, knowing what kind of tools are used in the industry and the typical quirks for different tools, knowing how other people in your industry work and think and what they're working on, industry trends and what people do or don't like, a lot of various stuff like that.
Oh okay, so the github comment was a joke?
Kindof not, I thought you could solve real world problems with github though (And code ofc)
(Devops would of been my profession if I didn't decide to major in biomedicine)
Well, you can show your code, sure. But there's a lot more to it than just the coding experience.
Like concepts I assume?
Again, it depends on the specific role. Some roles are fine with just the coding.
Ah
Well, I just wrote a list of examples.
I didn't see it, my bad đ
Now I just saw it
Simply understanding the industry and the people who work in it, the typical types of problems and solution, and all the obstacles you don't learn in uni. Those are all valuable parts of experience.
Ah. My weakness would be money-management out of everything i do know, but that's kind-of unrelated.
Sure, as long as you have someone in your team who deals with finances, then it would be unrelated.
But that's another thing. A lot of the time, roles aren't so clear-cut in a real workplace context. You might be doing all kinds of stuff that is not in the job description.
Yeah â my university studies were primarily in networking roles so Iâm tryna provide proof of networking knowledge as the top priority for now and then Iâll add proof of coding knowledge soon after.
AWS is primarily networking oriented and cybersecurity type stuff further helps with that. 
The thing that probably kills me the most is the fact that you gotta get a job to get experience but so many people donât wanna provide experience.
Yeah, it can be difficult. It's not always like that for every company or every role, but it's mostly a battle of numbers. How many open roles for people without experience vs how many people without experience.
Lotta people label their jobs as âentry levelâ and expect you to have 8+ years in experience in the role. That ainât entry level lol.
Oh well. Imma get those badges and certificates for now. They canât hurt to have. 
Itâs gonna be a fuckin Christmas tree lmao
LETSSS GOOOO. FIRST GERMAN COMPANY HAS REACHED OUT TO ME.
First german company?
Congratulationsđ
First company in Germany to reach out that wasnât reaching out to say ânahâ.
Thanks man!
That's nice congrats on that
Hat irgendjemand Lust sich mit mir zu unterhalten ?
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Understood, thanks for letting me know.
Hello there, how u guys been?
Anybody here from Switzerland or lived there for a while?
Maybe asking in #1033125270217048246 will be better?
Hello
Hallo
Wo wohnst du gerade
I don't really know where else to ask this but I have a project due for german class where I interview a native german speaker on video for like 5 minutes. This seemed like a good place to ask for help.
completely unrelated but I love your pfp of kobeni
thank you lol
I hit the fuck it button and paid for professional translation of my CV.
hows that going?
Well, I should have it tomorrow. Then imma spam the everloving fuck outta LinkedIn.
I could translate it myself but I rather just have a pro do it so itâs not fubarâd.
I live in switzerland
cunt!
Is mondly any good (vr)
@opal sequoiawould you repeat an uni exam if you had a C on it?
well ig it also depends on the subjects
i can imagine math is way harder to get a good mark on
It's hard to say. It depends on a few factors.
By repeat exam do you mean just redoing the exam or redoing the whole course?
redoing the exam
I don't know if there's any benefit to that. If I messed up because of unrelated reasons like I was sick on that day, sure, but otherwise it will probably just end up being the same result.
If you think you can do better if you redo it, then sure.
i didn't even have that many blind spots
yeah but it's kinda weird tbh
i expect i can get B with about 50% if i redo it
A is really impossible in this subject imo because those teachers are maniacs and ask random questions even though the subject has such a big spectrum
i swear if i created and exam with those topics and gave it to those teachers they wouldn't get an A lol
I think they would.
yeah but they don't know the time pressure
i wonder who decides the time of the exam
like to express certain things it takes a lot of thinking
You should talk to them about it.
Be honest and explain your difficulties. They might appreciate the feedback and they might have some advice too.
yeah i will see
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Whelp. Fuck. Tryna get my dodgy university shit transferred to a non-dodgy university. Wish me luck lol.
Since the dodgy university is only partially accredited, gonna try to get everything moved to one that is fully accredited.

Like, at the very least, I was already accepted into the non-dodgy one.
Hello everyone, I am very glad to be on this channel. My name is Anna, I am single from Guangzhou, China, and I am about to immigrate to Kassel, Germany. The purpose of coming here is to meet some foreign friends.
:D.
Welcome to this channel. Congrats on immigration.
Immigration channel
immigration channel
How do you get in non-accredited one ?
Why?
Why wut lol
Partially accredited â not non-accredited. Basically means they recognize that itâs accredited in the USA but havenât taken the time to accredit it in Germany.
so you're studying in Germany ?
No. Working on sorting out a headache so I can study in Germany.

- Got a degree from University of Phoenix.
- University of Phoenix is only partially acknowledged as accredited by Germany.
- Gonna get the accreditation via moving credits to University of South Florida â which is FULLY acknowledged as accredited in Germany.
oh cock
a hell
Itâs a shitshow but hey, Iâll see what I can do. Maybe Iâll finally get to take German in a classroom setting lol.
I. Figured. It. Out.
Exchange program.
Itâll put me in Niedersachsen buuuut thatâs still closer to where I wanna be than outright fekkin Florida.
Niedersachsen, Germany > Florida, USA
Hi, please don't use this server to advertise or ask for money.
Pls give me 2 million đ„čđ„čđ„čđ„čđ„čđ„čđ„č
Iâll give you 2m+ cells of microbiology in a single handshake. Canât promise itâs all beneficial.
I'll settle for 1m
oh sh... Sachsen
Not Sachsen â Niedersachsen
Beeeg difference.
Niedersachsen is on the left on the map. Sachsen is on the right on the map.
Sachsen is the eventual goal.
Ich hoffe, ich kann spÀter mit meinem Freund in Sachsen wohnen.
There's only 6 letters of difference
wtf what is Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
Opposite sides of the nation. RIP.
Keine Ahnung.
it doesn't even exists
Not that far of a distance though atleast
wrong map I guess
Mecklemburg vorpommern is nice
Yeah. Like, one one hand, Iâve figured out how to get back to Germany. On another, gonna have to figure out how to get my ass back to Sachsen. 
Yep. Gonna get here one Saxony at a time.
what would be the obvious ways of categorizing german words? probably gender, right?
Yeah
helpful link on genders: http://donnerwetter.kielikeskus.helsinki.fi/DVG/Subst/Subst-Regeln/Genus/english.htm
What level are du
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sorry pal, we dont help with exams~
i swear Gawkie helped me
i wont fail now
Ban gawkie

was supposed to be a secret you wooden doorknob
was it
well i thought its a nice gest of another human
shows its okey to ask
and even tho you are scary, it was good experience
Immeasurable amounts of excitement.
you know you're always welcome to ask mate
ey a fellow pay2see
Whatâs pay2see
Ah ya thatâs sad
yeah :(
thank you herr bulli, finally someone who isn't afraid of me

But I was also never afraid of you! You just ignore me 


I fear your power. Gawkie OP.
I'm not scary :(
Then stop ignoring me 
what funny hat, i only have my black beanie
yes
got proof?
which one?
which?
deleted what?
not definitive proof

what is it neun
N-no-nothing sir
thought so

It sure is
Ich weiĂ nicht
F
Do you want to post this in every channel now???
bonjourno
don't know if anybody knew but i discovered you can type in in duolingo's word bank and the words will be inserted for you, so no need to use a mouse
hmm interesting
Oh that's nice.
Mobile users when no keyboard
đđ„ł
Congrats

Hm? For what
Iâm just meming 
Hallo
Hi.
Halloo
nah
Hallo
Hallo
Hallo
Hallo
TschĂŒss
Ahhhh fuck. I have a problem. Court summons. Iâm 99% certain I gotta go back to the USA.

Yeah. Thereâs no way in hell Iâm getting out of this one.
I feel so freakin defeated rn. Itâs whatever. Iâll make it work.
oh wha- what happened?
Speeding ticket, shady ass shit I couldnât even look up online.
The contact info I had for it didnât even work either.

But apparently itâs legit despite the fact I literally couldnât contact anyone about it and received zero information on it.






