general

[crisp egret]

that sounds fun,carry on!

fair point!

[upbeat terrace]

Excuse the crap on my windowsill, in the midst of a clear out

[crisp egret]

these are all sound arguments

but how

[pallid island]

It's

Appropriate

[polar galleon]

Y u censor ur face. We know what u look like

[pallid island]

I approve

[meager raft]

I dont

[upbeat terrace]

Face looked weird in the photo

[crisp egret]

nooo why did you censor the feet : (

[pallid island]

And feet

[upbeat terrace]

Cba to take more

[upbeat terrace]

I can’t have my toes out for you degenerates

[polar galleon]

in the photo ||jk||

[crisp egret]

fair

[pallid island]

💀💀

I don't need your feet

[upbeat terrace]

Yes. I have a nice face felix thank you very much

[meager raft]

You need to wear the belt a little lower

[crisp egret]

ill be the judge of that

[meager raft]

Otherwise it's good

[polar galleon]

Last time I had my toes out @forest forge was not happy

[meager raft]

I think you need a black tie

[crisp egret]

🤨

pause

[crisp egret]

NOOOO

[forest forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[crisp egret]

that would be terrible with that shirt

[pallid island]

Greg, your advices arent

[meager raft]

You need to look like Keanu in Constantine

[tulip hull]

yo guys do u have b2 info telc reviewer here?

[pallid island]

Gut

[polar galleon]

U were like "who let the dogs out"

[meager raft]

I am a professional chill out

[tulip hull]

sprachbau

[forest forge]

Ok

[polar galleon]

Hi

[forest forge]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-pointing-pointing-finger-car-wheel-gif-2572264087411888860

[polar galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221708975698083841/1486980723750604870/regret-cat.gif

[upbeat terrace]

Here is my drunk face: #general message

[upbeat terrace]

Here is my summer face: #general message

It’s a direct precursor to drunk face

[upbeat terrace]

I’m a dog

[forest forge]

Well then who let you out

[upbeat terrace]

I let myself out

[forest forge]

Bad dog

Ig

[polar galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-smh-laughing-laugh-gif-16005642344163940773

[forest forge]

https://tenor.com/view/celery-vegetable-bunny-rabbit-meme-gif-11668622143074582659

[polar galleon]

what is bro on about

[crisp egret]

i can see the bloodlust in your eyes

or maybe just lust

I approve!

[upbeat terrace]

No it’s bloodlust

[forest forge]

Son 😭

[polar galleon]

avatar 3 looked pretty

that's about it

story kinda sucked

[meager raft]

Is it standard that hotels off toothbrush

[crisp egret]

i havent watched it

what did you think of the second one

[polar galleon]

7.8/10 too much water

[crisp egret]

what type of blood

[median jungle]

Yo

[polar galleon]

Yöl

[sonic ether]

Jöl

[upbeat terrace]

@median jungle’s blood

[upbeat terrace]

I also strongly agree

[ornate tangle]

meow

[upbeat terrace]

meow

[polar galleon]

meow

[pine lion]

hi

[polar galleon]

hi

[median jungle]

Seb!

GB is still on equal score with schland

But not for much longer

I recon

[small fjord]

Hi.

[median jungle]

Hi eule!

[meager raft]

Meow

[small fjord]

Hi flyzo.

[rapid iron]

Eloquently stated

[silver marsh]

oh god

hi flyzo hi Am hi eule hi seb

[small fjord]

Hi kaosu.

[rapid iron]

Hey hey 💖

[meager raft]

[merry crag]

[upbeat terrace]

Hello

[upbeat terrace]

Is GB playing better

[silver marsh]

hi seb

[median jungle]

Not at all lmao

GBs only shot on goal so far was a misplaced pass that bounced off of a stick

[bleak tangle]

meow

[median jungle]

GB just scored!
... a minor penalty against their player lmao.

Germany is now extremely likely to score in the next two minutes of play

[polar galleon]

every time i see gb i think of the Nintendo® GameBoy™

[median jungle]

Valid

[vale tiger]

Greetings, Mr. Enthropy!

[median jungle]

Goal germany!

[eager mountain]

Hello Everyone!

[umbral orbit]

hi

[median jungle]

Two more goals within 2 minutes lol

[thick iron]

Euli

Any good german shopping app recs?
For food-clothe-grocery?

[small fjord]

Don’t know don’t care.

[fickle abyss]

Vinted for clothes

[thick iron]

😞

[thick iron]

Okay

I got the kleinanzeige app too 🦕

[fickle abyss]

Be careful there tho

[rapid iron]

Ooh haven’t heard of that one

[fickle abyss]

Many scammers

[thick iron]

Hmm

[fickle abyss]

Only buy if u can pick it up in person, else no protection no customer service

On vinted it has insurance. On ebay too

[rapid iron]

Vinted is better anyways

[thick iron]

Hm
Also natsu di
How useful is facebook?

[thick iron]

Okay

[fickle abyss]

Nope no one uses it anymore

Only scams

[thick iron]

Okay

[small fjord]

You.

[fickle abyss]

I do indeed still have a Facebook account

[rapid iron]

In the big ‘26?

[small fjord]

Wanna help me pack?

[thick iron]

Vinted has only 8 reviews on app store

[fickle abyss]

What

[thick iron]

Green V icon

Right

[hasty mica]

wha

impossible

[fickle abyss]

It has 100 million downloads

[thick iron]

My bad

I was looking at vintage

[fickle abyss]

Vinted is so cool in France, much cooler than in Germany

They opened their own DELIVERY SERVICE there

[thick iron]

I think it's not on app store 😔

[fickle abyss]

It might be regiolocked tbh

Because every country has their own version of vinted

[thick iron]

Oh fair

Kleinanzeige is too
But I can still download it

[fickle abyss]

Also u might get locked out of kleinanzeigen

Don't register

[thick iron]

Yea

[fickle abyss]

Leo messed up on it a lot

Banned

[thick iron]

I got ikea
Amazon
Klein
-_- what else

[fickle abyss]

Mydealz

[thick iron]

Okay

[fickle abyss]

U can search for anything. Pants, iPhone, laptop, car... And it'll show you deals or sales

That's mainly for new items

[thick iron]

Okay it's regioblocked too

Check24 I can see

[fickle abyss]

Eh

[thick iron]

Okay
Thank you

[silver marsh]

"why are you inside my head"

[sonic ether]

so yk theres femboys

[thick iron]

It was vintage sowwiee

[fickle abyss]

DB App (Deutsche bahn)

[thick iron]

Yea got it

[small fjord]

[fickle abyss]

Most supermarkets have their own app and bonus programs but

[thick iron]

Natsu di whichh sim would you recommend

[fickle abyss]

Doesn't make sense to get them all

[thick iron]

Hmm

[hasty mica]

[fickle abyss]

Maybe once u know where u shop often

[fickle abyss]

How many GB do u need

[fickle abyss]

Yes

[hasty mica]

kaosu says to __

[thick iron]

Yes which one is closest

[small fjord]

[thick iron]

60

[silver marsh]

no

___ says to kaosu

[hasty mica]

woww

[bleak tangle]

hi kaosu

[hasty mica]

kaosu is the fake one

[silver marsh]

hi gre huh

[hasty mica]

hi kaokao hi lexie

[silver marsh]

hi lexie

[sonic ether]

no one responded

[silver marsh]

hioio

[fickle abyss]

I can do 45 for 15 eur

[hasty mica]

But nobody came.

[sonic ether]

now i will unleash my wrath

[silver marsh]

my friend said that to me

[hasty mica]

😭

in what context

[thick iron]

(India has ruined me in terms of internet consumption like - binge watching, yt classes)

[fickle abyss]

Yes

[polar galleon]

felix couldn't do bench press at all today shoulders hurt

[silver marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-no-one-showed-up-nobody-at-all-gif-2827908644035445045

[polar galleon]

back also hurts but that's unrelated

[thick iron]

Woa

[small fjord]

Yes what?

[fickle abyss]

We have public wifi in many places

[thick iron]

45

[thick iron]

True

[fickle abyss]

Yes tired

[silver marsh]

in a context where i know what theyre thinking about

as usual

[small fjord]

[thick iron]

Imma study in the train back and forth

[fickle abyss]

If 45 sound fine then I recommend FRAENK https://fraenk.de

[silver marsh]

my natsu is liced again why

[hasty mica]

myes

[thick iron]

Okay

[fickle abyss]

If not I can check for more

[fickle abyss]

Yeah...

Somehow bf and I got lice again

[thick iron]

I think 45 should be fine

[fickle abyss]

We're very annoyed

[silver marsh]

the suspiciously lice shaped generator

[fickle abyss]

Oh yeah I found that one, what is it for?

[thick iron]

Find the link to yo lice asap

[silver marsh]

printing money

[fickle abyss]

I was thinking to make lice burger and sell them yes

[rapid iron]

First World War cuisine

[fickle abyss]

Fraenk is also nice because it can be canceled any month. It's not a contract

So if you think it's not enough or u wanna switch or whatever... U can get out easily

[zealous idol]

Hello how to join study room

[thick iron]

Okay
How much time it takes to process-
Payment via forex

[fickle abyss]

Payment of what? Idk

[thick iron]

Alr

[winged adder]

I got rejected by fraenk too many times ended up with o2

[thick iron]

#getting-started bitte lesen

[thick iron]

Wdym rejected

[fickle abyss]

Why did they reject you

[winged adder]

Idk wait ill send the email

[sonic ether]

yk how theres femboys

[thick iron]

Yea highness and

[sonic ether]

are there femgirls

[thick iron]

Yea

[sonic ether]

can i be one

[thick iron]

Okay

[fickle abyss]

I have a big problem (asides from the lice)

[thick iron]

What is it

[sonic ether]

du hast keine schokolade?

[fickle abyss]

I have a mouth ulcer on the

TIP OF MY TONGUE

[fickle abyss]

Just thinking of eating chocolate hurts my tongue

[thick iron]

Aaaa

Sucks

That's sad

[winged adder]

There

[thick iron]

I have this cut on my tongue for 2 days and it just sucks 😭

[fickle abyss]

Hmm they're saying ur

Hm maybe they check ur Schufa credit score and u didn't have one yet

[thick iron]

sussy

[fierce pawn]

rip

[thick iron]

What is it

Xyhfwaiihmlo

[fickle abyss]

Credit score

[small fjord]

[winged adder]

Idk gng i havent even opened a bank acc here yet

[fickle abyss]

So if this happens

[sonic ether]

fraenk, but what do the other words say

[fickle abyss]

U can get prepaid (means u have to top up the Sim card manually every month)

[sonic ether]

thats minecraft language

i cant read that at all

[fickle abyss]

Every supermarket has them. Eg Aldi https://www.alditalk.de/

[thick iron]

Hmm
That comes after the German bank account!!
Paying bills on time is the key

[winged adder]

It just says bestellung bei fraenk leider nicht

[fickle abyss]

50gb for 15 euro

[sonic ether]

do you speak enchanting table or smth

[thick iron]

Yessss

Thiss

[winged adder]

Huhh wat

[fickle abyss]

U just have to verify them with your visa, everyone can have the prepaid ones really

[thick iron]

[winged adder]

Aber wieso

[sonic ether]

how tf are you reading this

[fickle abyss]

Wieso u can't get fraenk?

[thick iron]

"Dk Dc" 😔

[dense pelican]

hi

soup

[thick iron]

Okay
I'll have it

[winged adder]

Idkk even im confused thats like the third time it failed btw i have three emails just like taht

[dense pelican]

🍲

[winged adder]

Hmmm no offence but are u colour blind

[thick iron]

Just put some ice bc it's so hot here

[hasty mica]

it says "bestellung bei fraenk wird leider nichts"

[fickle abyss]

Fraenk is a "contract", because they take the money from your bank account every month. Even tho u can cancel any month. With prepaid you are the one manually putting cash onto ur Sim card

The difference is that FRAENK looks up your name in the Schufa registry. And there's no entry for you, which means u might not even exist, and then they don't want to take that risk of filling a contract with you

[dense pelican]

illegal

[upbeat terrace]

I’m watching the second fast and furious film

[pine lion]

hi

[winged adder]

SEE SOMEONE CAN READ IT @sonic ether

[upbeat terrace]

Hi séb

[hasty mica]

lmaoo

yeah its hard

[pine lion]

hi Seb

[median jungle]

oh hah. England hat ein tor gesschossen

[pine lion]

hi vioviolet

[dense pelican]

something like a monthly prepaid package?

[hasty mica]

hi seb

hi seb

[thick iron]

Reasonable.
Wait a minute - you said fraenk was no contract

[sonic ether]

but thats violet so it doesnt count

[fickle abyss]

We call "top up by yourself" prepaid. Fraenk is not prepaid but a contract

[hasty mica]

i have magic eyes

[sonic ether]

youre a magic girl

[hasty mica]

tru

[pine lion]

egg

[dense pelican]

mmm ic

[median jungle]

sky, are you watching the game?

🏒

[winged adder]

Ohhh okk that makes sense, unfortunately i already did a contract with o2 and its been good so far

[sonic ether]

no sadly, but did u like my madoka reference

[winged adder]

[fierce pawn]

who’s playing rn

[fickle abyss]

Yeah some very big companies like o2 directly don't care about ur credit score. They'll just sue you to death

[crisp egret]

i agree!

[crisp egret]

scary

[winged adder]

😭

[thick iron]

[median jungle]

DE-GB

[crisp egret]

maybe a hat or a jacket tho

[whole elk]

Hallo

[median jungle]

yes

[crisp egret]

heyo

[median jungle]

im proud of you

[thick iron]

Pov : wanting to Buy a sim card and reading this chat muehehehe

[left idol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/big-obese-overweight-7NwZJANS7Foi3SRAeO

[whole elk]

Ich bin neuer hier

[fickle abyss]

And instantly regretting coming to Germany

[thick iron]

🦕🦕

[crisp egret]

freddy fatbear

[thick iron]

😞 don't say dat

[winged adder]

First name Manuel? 😭

[sudden cove]

Where do I start when learning German

[median jungle]

the british goalie has the name of a funny skeleton sidekick character in a british cartoon

Ben Bones

[polar galleon]

ex nicos

[smoky epoch]

Nicos

Nicos Weg is a free online program aimed at helping people learn German. It includes video, audio, text, grammar explanations, notes, vocabulary, and exercises. It also includes very useful cultural and bureaucratic information, such as how to open a bank account, while teaching you the relevant grammar and vocabulary.

It’s fairly popular and well-recommended, but keep in mind that you can’t learn a language with only one resource, even if it’s a good one!

You can find the program here: https://learngerman.dw.com/en/nicos-weg/c-36519789

You can also see various other courses for learners by dw.com here: https://learngerman.dw.com/en/overview/

[silver marsh]

oouuhhah

[crisp egret]

kaosu

[silver marsh]

hayhem

[crisp egret]

hey

[sudden cove]

Danke

[silver marsh]

😵‍💫

[sonic ether]

yall do u like my drink

[fierce pawn]

whats the german team called

do we have a name or something

[sonic ether]

die deutsche mannschaft

[median jungle]

Deutschland

[thick iron]

I want to drink you

[silver marsh]

ah an old classic, blood with some ice cubes

[naive dock]

[fierce pawn]

breh

so boring

[sonic ether]

uwu 🫪

[meager raft]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-561

[naive dock]

Meine Internet is weg

[thick iron]

Good drink btw

[rough mango]

Hallo

[thick iron]

Leo which provider you got

[naive dock]

For?

[meager raft]

Telekom is die beste

[naive dock]

Wifi or what

[sonic ether]

da sestro, but its ribena 😛

[sonic ether]

me??

[meager raft]

https://tenor.com/view/six-seven-gif-9570318232913076559

[thick iron]

You too

[thick iron]

like your own German sim aaa

[sonic ether]

omg!! :3

[meager raft]

Aish

[thick iron]

[meager raft]

Get o2 they have the cheapest plans

[thick iron]

Maxxyy what you ate

[naive dock]

Oh I got Lyca as temporary thing but the shop keeper registered it under his name or something

[meager raft]

Chickpeas

[thick iron]

Oo
You got it before anmeldung?

[thick iron]

Good protein

[naive dock]

They didn't check Anmeldung iirc

[stuck lagoon]

My instagram account got hacked fr 💀

[thick iron]

Okay I'll remember to check

[naive dock]

But I had Anmeldung

[thick iron]

Wtf

[pine lion]

hi

[thick iron]

Yea
Because people get simcard from embassy/ visa cebtres too so

[thick iron]

Okay

[silver marsh]

sister??!

[pine lion]

https://tenor.com/view/nanally-nte-mustache-girl-anime-pink-hair-gif-10926975860131495688

[silver marsh]

lmao

[sonic ether]

whats wrong :(

[pine lion]

hi kakao

[sonic ether]

that looks like its from yukkoex

[thick iron]

Excuse me?

[pine lion]

its from nte

[naive dock]

Get a temporary D1 or t1 I forgot as temporary sim then switch number to something better so you get massive discount

[sonic ether]

north turkish eritrea

[small fjord]

You aren’t excused.

[pine lion]

neverness to everness

[sonic ether]

katness everness

[polar galleon]

Into the Wilderness

[upbeat terrace]

67676767

[small fjord]

[meager raft]

https://tenor.com/view/six-seven-gif-9570318232913076559

[polar galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-67-67-meme-gif-790679381357533721

[upbeat terrace]

67676767

[small fjord]

Bad Seb.

[pine lion]

cat uself

[upbeat terrace]

[small fjord]

[silver marsh]

hi

[thick iron]

Okay

[thick iron]

I get a massive discount bc of switching the provider

[meager raft]

You planning to get on one knee

[naive dock]

Yes

[thick iron]

See the umbrella guys

It was my favourite as a kid

[silver marsh]

cool

[meager raft]

Gaybrella

[silver marsh]

spectrum umbrella

[dull oar]

regenbogenregenschirm

[thick iron]

Okay
More tips leo mastah

[thick iron]

True

All the LGBT people will be my friend instantly
Yes or no

[meager raft]

Leo saved this random guy 300 euros the other day

no

[thick iron]

Yay or nay

[thick iron]

How how

[thick iron]

😔

[meager raft]

He has his tricks

[silver marsh]

stealing

[small fjord]

I’m sorry.

[meager raft]

Respektvol

[thick iron]

Dayum

Magician

[thick iron]

How's the umbrella.
Should I get it

Axx network

Miss my wifi so much

[meager raft]

You dont need an umbrella

[small fjord]

Huh?

[meager raft]

I have lived here without an umbrella for a year

Actually i do have one, I just never used it

[thick iron]

This umbrella owl

[thick iron]

Oh but me likes

[small fjord]

Sorry, I’m not really paying attention right now.

[thick iron]

I have a transparent one
But it's not compact size
So I need to get that

[pine lion]

i have a med to take when i have anxiety crisis
and, i dunno, i'm feeling as hell sad rn

[thick iron]

No problem

[stuck lagoon]

Bro all of a sudden there were scams posted on my stories 😭

[thick iron]

Yea you're hacked

[stuck lagoon]

My friend told me , what is this ?

[thick iron]

Delete your account

Delete your instagram

[stuck lagoon]

I'm not sure if I can

[thick iron]

Change passwords

[meager raft]

[thick iron]

Delete your iphone

[stuck lagoon]

Already changed it

[thick iron]

Delete yourself

[stuck lagoon]

😭

[meager raft]

Burn your iphone for extra safety

[thick iron]

Okay gg

[stuck lagoon]

Bro I'm not joking it's hacked fr

😭

[thick iron]

Did you have 2 step authentication on?

[small fjord]

[stuck lagoon]

Yeah

[thick iron]

I'm not either

[thick iron]

Oh sorry Mumma

[thick iron]

True

[small fjord]

Don’t call me that. I’m pretty sure you are older than me.

[stuck lagoon]

I think I'm fine for now as I have changed my password and turned on Google authenticator

[thick iron]

No iphone no danger aka complete safe

[thick iron]

I'm not older than you

[stuck lagoon]

😭

[small fjord]

How old are you?

[thick iron]

Aaa
You should have that already beforehand ak always

[vivid gale]

hi

[thick iron]

Same aa you

[rapid iron]

Damn is everyone your mom or something 😭

[small fjord]

And that is?

[stuck lagoon]

Yeah

I can't sleep rn because of this fuck

[small fjord]

@stuck yoke Li, may I kidnap you?

[thick iron]

Firstly - mommy is not a mumma.
And yea I think so now*
But but ykw amhra- I called you mo-

[thick iron]

Yeaaaaaa
Relaxxxx
Jump
Breathe
It's done it's done
It's overrrr 🫂🫂🫂

[vivid gale]

how do i join voice chat?

[smoky epoch]

@vivid gale, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.

[thick iron]

19?

[small fjord]

I’m not 19 though.

[thick iron]

🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕

[thick iron]

You'll be soon

[small fjord]

Not for like another half year.

[thick iron]

Winter born uwu

[small fjord]

Autumn.

[rapid iron]

When in autumn

[small fjord]

Not telling.

[snow sedge]

hi

[small fjord]

Welcome.

[stuck lagoon]

He has my data tho probably knows where I live

[rapid iron]

Ok whatever just trying to find another Libra 🙄

[small fjord]

I’m not.

[thick iron]

@verbal basin
I feel like I'm a 3 time divorced unemployed woman

[rapid iron]

My condolences

[thick iron]

Switch to vpn asap then

[lyric robin]

my condolences too

[rapid iron]

(Best Star sign btw) ((hands down))

[rapid iron]

What’s your star sign??

[bleak tangle]

hi ami

[lyric robin]

Goat

[rapid iron]

Lexie what’s your star sign

[bronze mason]

What are we being condolending to

[bleak tangle]

taurus

[small fjord]

[thick iron]

My existence

[rapid iron]

I just feel bad for anyone who isnt a libra

[bronze mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/938548647178666084.webp?size=128&animated=true

[bronze mason]

I am depressed does that count

[small fjord]

[thick iron]

You believe in astrology

[rapid iron]

Are you a libra?

[rapid iron]

I don’t but like I do when it’s good

[thick iron]

XDD CUTUUU

[bronze mason]

No but I am virgin

(joke)

[rapid iron]

Sorry doesnt count then 💔

((I know you’re being fr))

[bronze mason]

Damnit

[rapid iron]

I see all 🙏

[thick iron]

@stuck lagoon sleep and don't think
It'll pass

[rapid iron]

⬆️

[stuck lagoon]

Maybe it was session hacking or SMTH which is relatively safer than normal typa hacking

[bronze mason]

That's it I am starting Human instrumentality

[stuck lagoon]

Yes boss

[silver marsh]

ohhaa....

[bronze mason]

Ohnoo

[silver marsh]

oh my god sometimes i dont regret that im still on this earth

[rapid iron]

Ohhhaa

[thick iron]

good night sweetie

[silver marsh]

this is WONDERFUL

[bleak tangle]

ohaaa

[rapid iron]

Privyet Kaosu

[silver marsh]

yes yes hi

[bronze mason]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-2201841080147444248

[stuck lagoon]

TYSM aish you da best frfr I'm calm now , and yeah I'm gonna start something new and interesting Tomorow

[rapid iron]

Oooh what are you starting

[stuck lagoon]

Poetry

[thick iron]

Wohu

[stuck lagoon]

Russian poetry specifically

[thick iron]

All the best gangggg

[stuck lagoon]

[rapid iron]

Ooh I’m a poet myself sometimes

[thick iron]

You mean poetry but in Russian language?

[silver marsh]

🥁🥁🥁🥁

[bronze mason]

We look up to stars, finding answers of our lives, only to realize there are none to find

[stuck lagoon]

You da william fr

[bronze mason]

There

Poetry

[stuck lagoon]

Da

[silver marsh]

We look up to the stars, and we recognize our own traits in them

[rapid iron]

He made a tool to know, whether the moon shine full or no

[silver marsh]

And a constellation forms some sort of a coherent pattern that looks like someone

[stuck lagoon]

Realest shit I've heard today

*That

[silver marsh]

Look at me blank and mistakeless

[lyric void]

I just woke up fully

[bronze mason]

You are blank alright

[small fjord]

how are you?

[rapid iron]

I actually love poetry I swear

[thick iron]

@serene dagger meet mah poet

[lyric void]

Eepy hbu

[small fjord]

Alive, but not really registering anything that’s happening around me right now.

[silver marsh]

♪

[stuck lagoon]

I'll be reading / analysing some philosophical stuff tho

[rapid iron]

🎼🎶

[stuck lagoon]

Philosophical poetry

[dull oar]

also zeit zu schlafen hä?

[silver marsh]

plastic body and long hair, nice cute dress and legs are bare, the legs cant move nor can express, but the people are impressed-

[small fjord]

Soon, but not now. Too early for that.

[lyric void]

Totally fair

[bronze mason]

Yo barbie theme song kinda fire

[silver marsh]

thats not a barbie song

thats a part from my poem

but whatever

[thick iron]

Ooo that's nice-- actually!!

Let's beat avi, Rishabh
He is not using dc deliberately anymo 🐾

[polar galleon]

Im upset that I couldn't do bench press today so imma try progressing my bicep curls by 2 reps instead of one

Inb4 torn bicep gang

[bronze mason]

...that is the joke

But whatever

[stuck lagoon]

Oh that's sad , maybe after exams he'll come back , is avi a poet ?

[silver marsh]

i know it was, but it was so vile that i just had to comment

[thick iron]

I like how close to accurate aka precise you can write down your feelings

[silver marsh]

it hit me right in my artism zone

[bronze mason]

Plastic body = Barbie

[silver marsh]

i mean

[rapid iron]

What I’d give to have all of those

[silver marsh]

its a poem about being a doll

[lyric robin]

does NASA research about Astrology?

[bronze mason]

Yes

[stuck lagoon]

Lmaooo

[rapid iron]

Depends on what side of the internet youre on 😭

[silver marsh]

metaphor after metaphor after metaphor after metaphor

[bronze mason]

Then why you offended when I compared it to barbie

[rapid iron]

Probably because it’s her own work 💔

[silver marsh]

it hit me right in the artism brain

[lyric robin]

it is a yes/no question

[silver marsh]

the poem is initially a lot more darker than being a barbie

[lyric robin]

did they find anything ?

[thick iron]

How did you know he has exams
No he's not officially, but he writes Good, does good word play
That said - not consciously, things just cross his mind Nd he writes them down asat

He has no reason to be dc since he gawt my nom again
-_-
But I like talking here uwu

[silver marsh]

this is why i hate showing even a fraction of my works i sometimes do

[bronze mason]

Idk man barbie can be pretty dark. I don't think drawing parelle between works diminishes either of them

[silver marsh]

because there are insufferable people like kuhri /srs

but hey

i make them for myself after aall

[rapid iron]

Exactly

[bronze mason]

Feelings mutual<3

[left idol]

oh my god whats going on here

[rapid iron]

Art

Apparently

[stuck lagoon]

I remember you told me that he has exams before , once avi comes back we'll test his poetry fs

[silver marsh]

hi heywalker

[bronze mason]

Again, if anything I was complimenting your work. Because I immediately understood what you were going for and I really find analogy of Barbie as fakeness we pursue. But if you wanna jump to conclusions like that then what can be done

[silver marsh]

expectation leads to dissapointment, if you dont expect something big huge and exciting then usually uh

idk

just know this- yeah

[stuck lagoon]

Do more , expect less I think that's the key

[thick iron]

Lmao
He has never showed me even
Probably because it's for his gf
So personal yk

I just read on his WhatsApp about or etc 🦕 in the middle of conversations if drops any

[royal moat]

Hi

[silver marsh]

its actually lyrics

[meager raft]

Why r people fighting

Why can't we all just get along

[small fjord]

Huh?

[rapid iron]

This is GLaD

[silver marsh]

UHM ACTUALLY

🤓

[stuck lagoon]

😭

[thick iron]

Everybody kiss

[bronze mason]

Kaosu and me are best buds we just goofying

[silver marsh]

no

[bronze mason]

Waow

[small fjord]

[meager raft]

Aish

[stuck lagoon]

Oh noice

[meager raft]

What's your favorite insect

[royal moat]

Ok ....so?

[silver marsh]

after parrying you went to gaslighting which is disgusting

[stuck lagoon]

Yeah like just kiss bruv

[silver marsh]

im gonna.. go

make something artismic again

[lyric robin]

cow

[meager raft]

The art of fighting

[thick iron]

Cabbage Butterfly

[thick iron]

Ps: I love his girlfriend 🥺

She so sweet 😭😭🦖

[stuck lagoon]

😭 that's cute fr

[lyric robin]

bees they make hooney, but still there are so many fake honey brands in REWE even in Germany

[thick iron]

Yea
Well - not his gf but ehh
Who cares
I'm not gonna let him move on 😰am I

[meager raft]

Honnig

[fickle abyss]

Mmm sugar syrup

[stuck lagoon]

😭

[meager raft]

My honey is naturally sourced

[thick iron]

Okay sleeeeep

[fickle abyss]

You produce honey?

[stuck lagoon]

Frfr gn

[small fjord]

You.

[meager raft]

Sometimes

[thick iron]

[small fjord]

Huh?

[thick iron]

When you sneeze

[meager raft]

Isn't honey just bees vomit?

[thick iron]

Gnnn

[thick iron]

Hehe ntg

[lyric robin]

i support local businesses that produce fake honey, my faking should be better than others

[nova sand]

bonk @nova sand

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 161 bonks to @nova sand.

[small fjord]

And for you I stopped my packing.

[thick iron]

xoxo kowareta

[meager raft]

patcat @copper crane

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 288 pats to @copper crane's feline companion.

[thick iron]

For me ?
You stopped your packing???

[left idol]

is honey vegan

do we know

[thick iron]

patcat erika_mustermann

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 156 pats to @copper crane's feline companion.

[small fjord]

Yes. I’m taking breaks to answer your messages.

[nova sand]

xoxo

[thick iron]

Omg sorry

Bye bye

[meager raft]

Honey is an animal so it's not vegan

[nova sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-roll-out-transformers-cat-roll-cat-summersault-cat-roll-guanabana-gif-5822588012989863064

[small fjord]

You stay!

[polar galleon]

ah yes the famous 7-legged honey

[thick iron]

[lyric robin]

bee is so tiny thing, consider it vegan

[thick iron]

The failed back flipper

[meager raft]

🤑

[small fjord]

You stay and I go.

[meager raft]

Honey sounds like money

[median jungle]

parrying?

[sonic ether]

i am a cat myself

[limpid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cecesrhaccc1-on-tiktok-cecesrhaccc1-wave-wave-cat-cecesgif-gif-3519480851846766777

[meager raft]

Which is why I like it

[small fjord]

Hey.

[median jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/daigo-parry-fight-kick-video-game-gif-16522181

[thick iron]

I can't stand watching you leave
Imma go first 🏃🏻‍♀️

[smoky epoch]

@formal owl, 1 year ago

You asked to be reminded about "if Lily’s wrong then you get to laugh at her"
[Jump to message](#general message)

Reminder created · May 25, 2025, 8:07 PM

@bronze mason, 1 year ago

You asked to be reminded about "if I am not in Germany then I am disgrace and I will block Kaz"
[Jump to message](#general message)

Reminder created · May 25, 2025, 8:07 PM

[limpid sail]

I am back for only a few seconds

[small fjord]

We both stay, since I will now talk to @limpid sail

[small fjord]

Make that 1111 seconds.

[bronze mason]

WELP

It needs to be done

[meager raft]

https://tenor.com/view/six-seven-gif-9570318232913076559

[limpid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-changing-the-clock-changing-the-time-kitty-cat-cute-gif-17202806

[bronze mason]

Ok wait he is no longer in server

[polar galleon]

bonk @forest forge

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 71 bonks to @forest forge.

[limpid sail]

bonk @polar galleon

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 291 bonks to @polar galleon.

[median jungle]

6-1for germany

[limpid sail]

Hallo Flyzo

[lyric robin]

KEN

[median jungle]

hi butters!

[small fjord]

No cheating.

[median jungle]

I'm watching hockey, old chap!

[limpid sail]

Which match?

[median jungle]

germany vs GB

[jolly wasp]

hi

[bronze mason]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-out-soccer-sports-germany-brazil-gif-12592405

[lyric robin]

you know, when if you finish street figher with KEN, he gets married

[brittle dirge]

Hello everybody, does anyone know why i can't enter a voice channel?

[smoky epoch]

@brittle dirge, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.

[median jungle]

believe it or not, I do know that

[limpid sail]

Will you watch the world cup this year?

[median jungle]

likely

I'm currently watching hockey world cup!

just as i say that GB scored

6-2.

[limpid sail]

I haven't had time with packing and preparing for move

[limpid sail]

[small fjord]

I’m packing too.

[limpid sail]

Oh you are moving?

[small fjord]

No, it’s a just in case anything goes bad health wise bag.

[sonic ether]

In Wales, we eat whales.

[polar galleon]

''we''

[lyric robin]

are you ok with eating only fish for the rest of your life?

[rapid iron]

Actually Wales are mammals

[bleak tangle]

patcat @sonic ether

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 328 pats to @sonic ether's feline companion.

[limpid sail]

Aso

[sonic ether]

no

[limpid sail]

Actually everything is fish

[lyric robin]

xD

[royal moat]

Really! I thought it is human

[sonic ether]

es muy bien que lo comprendes

[sonic ether]

mrowww!! :3

[bleak tangle]

mrrrrp

[upbeat terrace]

Well done for destroying Greg

[small fjord]

[sonic ether]

seb its so hot how are you surviving

[upbeat terrace]

With this fan

[sonic ether]

oh yes

[small fjord]

I’m stealing.

[limpid sail]

[upbeat terrace]

I also have an ice machine

[small fjord]

[upbeat terrace]

I will buy you a new one

[small fjord]

[sonic ether]

what an ice machine

[royal anvil]

wie gehts diggas

[limpid sail]

We have this one

[royal anvil]

wtf is that

[upbeat terrace]

You put water in the machine and it makes lots of ice cubes.

[small fjord]

[upbeat terrace]

I also put lots of ice cubes into my insulated 1L water bottle and have ice cold water 24/7

[sonic ether]

no i know, it was a play on words but idk how to type a play on words

an ice = a nice

[limpid sail]

It's very nice actually

[upbeat terrace]

Nice

[upbeat terrace]

Oh I didn’t even read it properly. My bad ahahaha. Good Joke well done

[limpid sail]

Hello Seb

[upbeat terrace]

BUTTERS

[small fjord]

That’s good.

[upbeat terrace]

Hiiii

[limpid sail]

Long time how are you!?

[lyric robin]

will the thieves use robots to steal stuff, it is much less riskier (just joking btw)

in the future xD

[upbeat terrace]

I am just fine. Getting through life you know, one day at a time. I’m enjoying the nice weather! How are you?

[upbeat terrace]

Here is my water bottle

[verbal basin]

No Mehrzahl of digga

[sonic ether]

wow thats big

[royal anvil]

what

[limpid sail]

Dreading the weather (it's in the 30s) lol.
Other than that, good. We are moving out of our flat and into a townhouse next week

Cheaper but much nicer place. And we will be in a better neighbourhood

[royal anvil]

how would you use it then

[jovial basin]

hallo

[upbeat terrace]

It’s my pride and joy

[jovial basin]

hallo!

[upbeat terrace]

Yayyy! Good for you! Nicer and cheaper is such a win

[jovial basin]

i need to register how can i do it

[limpid sail]

I used to have a giant one but it was lost

[verbal briar]

hello

[upbeat terrace]

So sad that i am limited to such expensive housing. My salary is good on paper but it doesn’t get you as far as you’d think given I work in London

[limpid sail]

Yes for sure. It's private owned instead of a real estate company

[pine lion]

@sonic ether
WHY DO I HAVE THIS NOTIF😭

[jovial basin]

i cant enter the rooms warum

[limpid sail]

Yeah, I live in a small farm town so it's cheaper rent (but also cheaper wages)

[limpid sail]

faq vc

[smoky epoch]

How to join Voice Chat

Please read the [Roles section](#getting-started message) in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more!

[sonic ether]

it tells u when someone updates their status

[pine lion]

I had this notification twice today😭

[sonic ether]

what if i keep updating it

[upbeat terrace]

A 1 bed flat worth living in would set me back anywhere from £1200-1800 per month to be honest. £1200 if I lived FAR from work, and I don’t want a really long commute.

And even then, they wouldn’t be nice flats😂😂

[limpid sail]

What's the average for London?
We are paying roughly 1030£/month for 2 beds 2 full baths, and a patio townhome.

Before we were paying about 1400£/month for a 2 bed flat with a shite kitchen

[limpid sail]

You answered my question before I asked lol

[upbeat terrace]

Ah you moved to the UK already?

[lyric robin]

how many fucking times did you give headsup, just wondering

[upbeat terrace]

I wish I could get a 2 bed for £1k per month

[limpid sail]

No just giving equivalent

So much has been happening with our industries and immigration rules in the UK

[silk raft]

Hi

[limpid sail]

Only possible because we live in farm town with no public transit and not much available lol

[upbeat terrace]

Oof yeah it’s not the easiest it’s ever been to say the least…

[upbeat terrace]

True hahaha. London has a fair bit on both of those 😂

That being said no way I’m gonna settle down in London

I’ll commute in down the line

[limpid sail]

It works for us but if we lived in/near the large city here it would be closer to £1480 for a studio average price

I don't like cities anyway

[upbeat terrace]

Depends on the city

I like the buzz

Just you leave the house and you’ve lost half your net worth everything is so expensive

[limpid sail]

I love the quiet and less people. The convienence is nice though

One of my best mates and her boyfriend are buying an apartment in the city soon

[upbeat terrace]

I could buy one but in the current environment I could end up in negative equity

[limpid sail]

They're only able to because of their jobs and the fact that their families have paid for everything for them up to now

They both recently finished their degrees and still live at home so they haven't had expenses

She's an accountant and he's a biomedical engineer

[formal owl]

oh yikes, im definitely laughing but not for the reasons they'd want me to be laughing at.

[upbeat terrace]

Oh good for them

[limpid sail]

They make an insane amount of money lol

And actually love what they do

[upbeat terrace]

What’s insane? I’m prepared to be shocked hahaha

Total comp I earn $80000 USD per year according to google

Or thereabouts

In a city so fucked you can still barely afford to live on your own

[small fjord]

[dusky tree]

What? What is going on in that country literally the minimum wage is like 1500 pounds Netto how do you even survive in the UK?

[upbeat terrace]

And the two incomes for them is such a win too

[dusky tree]

Like in Germany big cities is expansive but you can rent easily for 500 EUR in countryside or lesser known cities

[limpid sail]

I'm not sure of his salary but she's making about £1036 a week at entry level

[limpid sail]

For sure

[upbeat terrace]

Cost of living varies wildly across the country. London is super super expensive

[small fjord]

A week?!

[upbeat terrace]

Dayum. After tax?

[limpid sail]

My spouse and I both work underfunded careers unfortunately

[small fjord]

Time to consider learning another job too. I’m jealous now.

[limpid sail]

Before, I'm not sure what is taken out of her paycheck for benefits and such either

[limpid sail]

Yes

[verbal basin]

Money is not everything

[limpid sail]

No, but you do need it to live, and financial stress is a killer

[dusky tree]

??? That is 5000 EUR per month how is that underfunded???

[lyric robin]

big city or small town was B2 internet forum beitrag topic

[limpid sail]

This isn't me

[dusky tree]

Here in Germany people with ausbildungs earn 2000 EUR netto

sometimes 3000 but only if they are really sought after

[upbeat terrace]

She earns the same as me then! Before tax, I get about £1100 per week. I lose a good 500-600 of that on taxes and others though. Maybe more tbh.

[verbal basin]

Ppl live on far less we should be happy to be privileged

[upbeat terrace]

But I am happy to pay taxes

[limpid sail]

This is my friend salary that I said was a lot of money. I'm saying I work in an underfunded career in contrast

[upbeat terrace]

Agreed. I always think of the people near my office working in cafes and barber shops and stuff

[small fjord]

I know, but still. I will never make that much money with my current career path.

[dusky tree]

ah ok

[upbeat terrace]

What’s your current career path?

[dusky tree]

i tought that was your girlfriend wage lol

i was shocked for a seck

[verbal basin]

Would never choose an office job

Id rather vanish

[small fjord]

Working in child care, but probably in the UK and not in Germany.

[upbeat terrace]

Depends what you are doing in the office. Some things are fun!

[verbal basin]

Like getting coffee or smoke break?

[upbeat terrace]

I like analysing things

[dusky tree]

You don`t have to carry 50kg of plates every hour that is a start

[polar galleon]

i do

[verbal basin]

Who even does that

[dusky tree]

i used to work at a restaurant and had 0 weekdays free and had to carry trillions of plates

``weekend

[verbal basin]

Good for you than

[upbeat terrace]

I see! You could also live somewhere cheaper at least!! And there is lots you can do in childcare to. Maybe become a teacher at some point!

[limpid sail]

I've been homeless before, and the salary I've talked about is not mine. I currently make barely enough and only can afford to rent a home because my wife and I split bills.

I'm more privileged than some but it doesn't mean I'm not financially stressed or happy about the economy rn

[pliant zealot]

Hiii

[dusky tree]

All for minimum wage here in Germany

[limpid sail]

My spouse is a teacher, very underfunded

[small fjord]

Probably not, don’t really see myself in uni.

[verbal basin]

Didnt say that u shouldn’t be stressed

[dusky tree]

ik economy is very very bad here in Germany too

[limpid sail]

But you insinuated I should be happy with my situation because it could be worse. I also never said I was generally unhappy

I'm a happy person who is displeased with the economy lol

[small fjord]

[dusky tree]

somehow investors from countries where they pay 0% tax and pay more money can come and buy thousands of homes in my city and redevelop them with non taxed money meanwhile i as person living in Germany have to pay 40% tax???? on my already small wage

makes 0 sense

[verbal basin]

Then it sounded wrong to me

[small fjord]

You know, I really like this second.

[dusky tree]

all while raising housing costs

and even renting some as these holiday apartments

or somth no idea how its even called

[limpid sail]

Holiday rentals have destroyed so many housing markets

[upbeat terrace]

Sooooo true

[limpid sail]

It's why I refuse to use Airbnb and other such sites

[deep dove]

i know the pain all too well my region of england is already on its knees without either people owning summer houses or renting out houses

[dusky tree]

What is funny here in Germany a lot of them are bought by some companies with really questionable money, like its either US investors who sometimes pay no tax or some chinese investors who obviously don`t have as strong legal protections as Germany

and Germany somehow allows them to just come in and buy everything

???

[limpid sail]

My old apartment (in Germany) had this happen

[dusky tree]

Yeah and then Germany allows them to rent it to a German taxpayer for a lot of money

This country is just a servant to rich corporations

[limpid sail]

Jup

[lyric robin]

i hope hausing market collapes everywhere, i never find paying mortgage for decades a fair trade for average people xD

[dusky tree]

Its because 90% of the world, including the US is a mass corruption place

And since EU has the only fair system in place

All of them go into the EU to buy apartments and houses

[silver marsh]

i made an extremely stupid poem about dysphoria

thats

[dusky tree]

Since its stable

[silver marsh]

incredible

🥹

[limpid sail]

Idk what the tax in her city is but I don't think it's that much. Imagine if you made your salary plus an engineers salary though

That's what they work with

I am curious what he makes
I should ask him next time I see them

He just got a new job so it's changed is why

[dusky tree]

Like recently they wanted to sell a massive factory here in Germany to some Indian investor, i have nothing against Indians but we all know ruling party in India can be very corrupt same with many capitalists in India and this capitalist can come and buy a factory in EU???

[lyric robin]

i see i see

[verbal basin]

And a western nation can just produce in asia. Whats the point

[dusky tree]

That is not to point, German companies have to play fair meanwhile this man which i won`t name here stole from Indian people money

And should be in jail in a fair system

[lyric robin]

we should create a pen with special ink that erases itself after a month and sign contracts with that pen. This will save poor people.

[sonic ether]

hello lesbians

[limpid sail]

I must go now
@small fjord @upbeat terrace Tschüssi

[small fjord]

Nooo. Bye bye.

[silver marsh]

pompompom

[near stump]

hello 👋

[thick iron]

<@&305455824174710787>

[sonic ether]

wow aish youre so responsible

[thick iron]

uwu

[upbeat terrace]

I disagree

[thick iron]

😰

[thick iron]

You too

[sonic ether]

i disagree

[thick iron]

Seb how did you clean yo shoes that neatly

[thick iron]

🦖🦖

[silver marsh]

ooaaahhhh

PAIN

[hasty steeple]

Austrian accent is best accent

[warm scaffold]

What do people do in this appp

[sonic ether]

BOL

[honest nymph]

Hello

[silver marsh]

IM GONNA DIE SKYLAR

[honest nymph]

I'm not playing any games right now. Do you have any suggestions for a good game?😅

[sonic ether]

well dont do that

[silver marsh]

tic tac toe

sorry

[honest nymph]

😔

[silver marsh]

☹️

[copper crane]

Code C#

patcat .farbfilm

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 250 pats to @proper tide's feline companion.

[copper crane]

Hallo neu hier :3

[upbeat terrace]

I used shoe cleaner, and delicately cleaned them. I brushed all the loose mud off, then slowly worked the shoe cleaner to get rid of almost all the mud. Then I rinsed them in the sink!

It just took a bit of a time

[honest nymph]

@silver marsh What games do you play on your phone?

[silver marsh]

i dont play games on my phone

[steel burrow]

Hallo! 🙂

[honest nymph]

@silver marsh mmmm ok

Hello

[pine lion]

hi

[pure imp]

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[small fjord]

Hi.

[balmy mirage]

Hi

[pine lion]

hi

[icy flicker]

hi

[rapid meteor]

@polar galleon

[polar galleon]

hi

[rapid meteor]

hi

[peak mountain]

hi

[rapid meteor]

lass mich inruhe

[polar galleon]

hab schon

[polar galleon]

geh schlafen

[rapid meteor]

nö

du

[small fjord]

[polar galleon]

nö

du

[peak mountain]

hallo

[rapid meteor]

du bist 30 oder so gng

[polar galleon]

was hat das mit was zu tun