#general
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someones mad
Ts why you don't have friends at school mia
Sind junge Leute von hier in Deutschland?
whyre you being rude
Lmao das künstlich denkende ding ist franzose!
🤨
Yo yp wtf
mia hate in 2026 is crazy
🤨
🥀
mia youre my goat
Mia you a bitch mia
<@&305455824174710787>

should ignore trolls guys 
Mia youre defo up there for me
You too fuck you violet

hi amhra youre here too waow
good thing amhrash is here
Arm rash 💔
cause this guys digging his grave ahaha get it cause am does archeology
LMAO
Bro your bio😭 "single💔(not intersted in dating)"
Yes?
That's the point of a bio gng
Sybau
If I was interested in dating I would say so in my bio

chat we should ignore the troll
That's how it works slime
Warum hat mir niemand geantwortet, meine Freunde?
We only keep worthwhile artefacts btw 💔
Worauf denn?
@fierce pawn ??? what is this supposed to tell me
Ich spreche überhaupt kein Deutsch; ich benutze einen Übersetzer.
first laugh smile i got at my jokes today all day thank you
💗
Kannst du Englisch?
rage bait

oh valid
read both
yeah okay you win this round
yippee
Ich hätte gerne Ihre Meinung zu einem YouTube-Video auf Deutsch. Ist der Ton gut oder nicht? Ist es verständlich oder nicht?
hi guys
Also: born 2011. For honor. R6. Invincible. As if someone asked for a collection of the most maidenless things domeone age 15 could be into lmao
I appreciated it too 💖
Amhrasach is becoming a household name
im going to eat you rash
good

Always has been!
How do i pronounce that btw
Sorry mach ich nicht
hi cute girl 
go back to guilty gear
This took me the whole day 
I had a video for its pronunciation I’ll see if I still have it
hell yeah
did you forget what i told you 
what is the point of a bio then, also resorting to Making fun of the things I like is truly pathetic
Food time
enjoy
hey
Drink food
There you go
patcat hlvk
You have administered 293 pats to @willow oak's feline companion.
OH WHAT
is that your actual name
What is this app called, and does it need a subscription
It’s called focloir.ie and it’s an Irish dictionary 😭
No subscription needed 💔
I just remembered the word "sigma male". Yes we say sigma male not sigma man :p
"Making fun of people's self descriotions is bathetic"
person who was pointlessly calling random present women bitch a few minutes ago
😭
Oh Irish, maybe in the future after I am done with german
No it’s just a word in Irish that people think is my name 😭
😭
This is me fr
schon krass 
do you unironically call people sigma male aswell 💀
ge?
hi wydling
hi violine
I’d recommend it, it’s truly a beautiful language
"Our sock" noted.
Yea u eat water and drink food
Our a sock 🙏
No I unirocnically call them alpha male because sigma male would be overkill
Yeah exactly
"alpha male" guys are usually js toxic men with daddy issues hope this helps
Ik and I'm joking :p
Eat some water pls
I got you noted down as "communist woolen footwear, norably singular" in my contacts now!
dont eat water what if fish go glub glub in his belly
Fair concern
Just always think of omegaverse things when people say alphamale
Anyone else hate the word "ragebait" when used as an excuse for intolerable behavior?
That was my nickname in school 💖
Anyways
My stomach is full tho, will eat that later
TAZ released socks too "Linke Socke" 16€🥲
so true
yes, so real
(Asmr)
Chat is the ripper monster any good
Can yall tell me how to tell if the buffy furry wolf muscle mommy who keeps sending me videos on insta is real or ai?
I WANT TO BE A YOGURT MALE
Ragebait is the new "just a prank"
shes real, please meet up with her and marry her
Never let em know your next move 
You let me come with you for the date

Prankless harm
bro chill 🗡️ stop getting so mad at me 🩸 🩸
Send her a recaptcha
Real 100%
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
I have one u wana share?
feed me
honey do u need help cutting tomatoes
Say aaaa
Violet could become violent
is tomatoes a nickname for someone 
ill cry
good 
bald

soon? what do you mean by soon?
God i hope i get to keep my hair for a long while
I'm fr tho , as she said once
I'm going bald soon
itll all make sense in due time 🕵️
unfortunately not
doing bald
im also fr
Lmaooo

me too pls dont go bald ur so sick
(violet beats me up)

okay secret agent petri
Violet beats everyone up
mostly me
right your hair
also did you go to a doctor??
Hahahaha
No why?
girl all ur hair falling out there is definitely somthing not right 😭
OH
LOL
Did I hear hairfall ?
wait or was that aish
youre too similar
I mean yeh but I exaggerate
my hairs falling too
No me
baldichor
why everyones hair falling out
the allegations
They say hair gets better once u are in love
hmmm
not sure
Okay uwu
😭😭😭😭😭
I will eat a turkey
maybe im a turkey
Btw recently i found out why the website e621 is called that and it was genuinely funny

petrixprowlerxaish
no but i wanna know why its called that-
Absolutely magnificent
E621 is the code for MSG
isnt that the
oh then i do know
we should NOT
The chemical composite of MSG looks like it says OwO
😭
It's cloudy here
The what?
Holy 2 hours late wtffffff
🥹
We have some clouds
i meann
kinda
A Little
the furry fanart page
true
Oh but here it seems kinda rainy
oh 😭 😭
Might rain tonight
It rained like 4 days ago and after that it was a sandstorm
I'm so f'ed up @mossy cove I have been waiting since 2pm holy ash
Dang i just realised i missed the chance to list that statement and the two games and then say "why does this say not dating thrice?"
waiting for what
furryzo
The what, petri?
flyzos cooking today
Another train
I reached varanasi from Delhi at 2pm
Oh nice , I love this type of weather
Yeah being at home while sandstorms and rain are outside is sooo cozy for some reason
Frfr
@median jungle dont make me say more i beg ☹️
He's always cookibg
it is
😭 😭 😭
DID YOU MISS A TRAIN
Yesssirrrr 
And you know bladder bomber W
A""hhho
God be preparing me for db
Yk today my rapido also dropped on the opposite side of platform
I had to go run and find my own wayy
Ask a bunch of ppl
And now this
@mossy cove
Nuh uh
The train is standing on the outer cabin for 2 hrs now
Petri is furry?
Hahahaha yeah , bstchld loves my memes lmaoo
woah!
ohhhh okay acha bruh travel safe 
IM NOT
Travel alive
Imma die
Haven't eaten anything
Then be a good boy and beg
Bark like a chicken for me
WH
like a chimken?
you are what you eat mia
Hi.
:( why not pls eat
i'll eat you whole
🥹

this is what i get for not playing granblu
Indeed
It's a fan animation from my most disliked online variety group owned by an incredibly iffy company
wiederholung

hihi
w.h., der tot
Hololive
i wonder how many wh will be on my abitur
ah yes

@rustic lava
Ellen musk digga
Da boy is balding @leaden niche

What's remaining?
hiiiiii
Oh yea
holy yearner of a book 😭
Where's the moon btw ?
so thats where it went
Hi
Roxy looking innocent like she has eaten load of food🤣
Dig a big enough hole and put them in it
Dog
petdog @jagged tendon
You spent 365 hours petting @jagged tendon's pretty pupper.
Yes, my very good comforter🫠
This yo’ dog?
Yes
Hello?
Whose dog is that
Nice dog yo
Hey.
howre you feeling 
hi
Glatzkopp
Nauseous, you?
Spitzkopf Larry
Der dreckige Dan🥺
Du nennst mich Spitzkopf?
Hallo
Whose cat is that
awh whats up
Stealing.
It’s too hot, the air feels suffocating and kinda heavy.
gadser
Im gonna do some gardening today 
strawberries when
From my dad
how i can speak someone
wha'ts the best way to learn the meaning of words except duolingo?
im sorry that sounds horrid :( maybe try opening a window maybe cold german air will help
I’m outside, that’s the problem.
No.
Waiting of the bus, which won’t help at all, so I have to wait for like an hour now till I’m home.
Monster acquired
duolingo is not the best way for sure
try Anki
Whose monster is that
I also made plantain (I accidentally added too much butter so it's a plantain stew now 💔 )
Mine
Nevr
heard anki is good

Warum
Zu viel ahbeit
that sucks im sorry
@pine lion, 23 hours ago
You asked to be reminded about "15h45min"
[Jump to message](#general message)
samba sí :)
arbeit no :(
What do u grow?
true
hixie
It’s fine.
Can someone translate?
hii
Indeed how I look drinking my monster
Helloo
I dont. Im smol.
google translate exists y'know just sayin
hellooo
Tanzt und lacht, fühlt euch wohl, trinkt den Wein!
It's just an energy drink twin
Mi pan zu
#general rn
Where u from
Doesn't work well
yandex translate?
Iraq
Also i trust beings in flesh rather then clankers
so basically it says a human language that people speak
Aight
-# hi
Hi
Hellow
Knhight
@white holly who are u
first name jomama
last name sofatt
The thing 🤮
Thing in Japan 😍
You?
Everything is lovely in Japan
Istg man idk why but even normal stuff there is awesome for some reason
youre right
nein
ich rauche, nicht haben ein Name Jomama Sofatt
Italian
🥀
i cut spaghetti as a form of homicide
Friend of Andros, tho he left
Good choice of music
Where are you from
Vietnam
I don't even need to make a joke out of your people
Everything you eat is pho
Give it up or give it away never really thought about what I wanted to say
I think those are the lyrics
I don't even need to make a joke out of your people
Your phobia is 1/16 pieces of spaghetti being left out
you guys made a joke out of each others' peoples
Nah
He's cool
No I'm not
He's not cool
It's hot today
And so is you
True
ich trinke am liebsten Tungsten
eyes
Painfully
nein
I'm not
The trains r so crowded today
let me guess, japan?
Omg same
Agartha
same
people will obviously never know the game "fisch" is literally just fish in german
and there's nothing german in that game either (besides fishermen ofc)
The green owl, instagram and this one we're in
Hi Leslie
alo ^^
green owl sucks
and no, im not usin that blue cat either
I use it just for the meme
The bus just cut like 50% of the route of. 
The bus just cut nothing
Yes he did.
We aren’t driving that part of the route, so it got cut off.
ex duo
Duolingo is a decent resource to start with if you're a complete beginner, but it's neither efficient nor comprehensive!
What Duolingo will teach you about grammar is very limited, and none of the systems they use will help you practise much of it.
You can learn some vocabulary with it, but their method (based on the concept of spaced repetition) doesn't work for everybody, and the way Duolingo teaches is not very effective compared to the amount of time it requires from you.
So, if you find it useful, by all means keep using it, but remember not to fall for its gamification of language learning, and move past it when it stops being beneficial. Ignore the streaks.
In any case, keep in mind that Duolingo is not enough to learn a language, ever.
If you're looking for guidance or alternatives, check out >faq beginner in our #botchannel .
ex beginner
The simplest way to learn German is to find topics you don’t understand yet and search for explanations of them. This list provides you with a guide for which topics to learn if you are completely new to German. Type the topic into Google (or YouTube) and start learning!
1: Alphabet (especially ä, ü, ö and ß)
2: Basic greetings (hello, goodbye, etc.)
1: Noun gender & plurals
2: Nominative case (What are cases?)
3: Nominative pronouns (I, you, he, she, etc.)
4: Verbs in present tense
5: Definite/indefinite articles
6: Accusative case (for nouns)
7: Accusative pronouns
8: Word order of simple sentences
9: How to ask questions
See Part 2 on the next page.
- Always learn the gender of a noun when you learn a new noun
- Learn to use a translation dictionary (e.g. dict.cc, leo.org)
- Use
>faq resourcesto see our list of German learning resources - For listening and pronunciation practice, try watching movies or videos (incl. YouTube)
- You can listen to pronunciation for words on websites like dict.cc, forvo.com, and others
- Practice writing sentences every day (and asking people to correct them)
- Ask as many questions as possible
- Don’t be scared to make mistakes!!!! If you don’t let yourself make mistakes, you will never be able to learn German
ex erika
FAQ not found. Try >explain all.
patcat @meager raft
You have administered 282 pats to @meager raft's feline companion.
Omg did u reach home yet?
FAQ not found. Try >explain all.
You have administered 414 pats to @silk geyser's feline companion.
How long u have been learning?
Hmmm 
That's cool how old u are now?
SUPER
But...
Are u sure u are supposed to be in discord

I gained my consciousness when I was 13
And u planning for cse
Fast kids
hi guys i have a mundlich prufung testdaf tmwr and i need sm1 to help me and my friend so we can practice .
bonk @nova sand
@nova sand disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right. 
wha
wha
The only thing I respect Logan for
😭
@nova sand disarming yourself is crazy work
Hallo guys
What do you mean
Oh
Fair
Oh I do make myself laugh at times
LMAO
She broke the egg?
Get it 💅
Dudes still a npc
Cute
Country being?
I reached home station like now @lunar stratus @mossy cove
After how much time?
hi
@white holly I don't think I have ever seen a trans person quote gaddafi 😂
Fair
My condolences
I have the quote mostly to anger people online
hi
Based
I've never seen a Iraqi sporting an Irani flag
man gorbe hastam
Oh hai Skylar
Tho i like him a bit, because at least for us he was reliable
It's more common than you think. But yeah.
a lot of leftists (which incl trans ppl) like Gaddafi
Ah you're Libyan?
whos gaddafi
Libyan president
Former Libyan prez
Thank you
no politics please
last time i saw a video about him was literally hours ago
Only forglandian politics
Not sure I understood this right. You're a black cat?
No I'm Italian
Heilà
Ball ticks
against the rules btw 
I see
Hello ^^

does the princess of forglandia being eepy count
He was so drippy
the green book xd
but heres the eepy
i dont like its former president Landaff
did some stooopid shizzz
@nova kraken where are you from?
forglandia is monarchy duh
egypt
Great ones 💀

Nothing happened in 70AD
Gurl
Yeahhh
So cool
Also when he went to New York he insisted on living in a tent
I need a blue book so we can do the rgb books
🤣
im a cat
Cool af
Oh right. Gorbe just means cat. My Persian is extremely minimal, I'm not Iranian/Persian @sonic ether
I am just Iraqi, but I like Iran and her flag
haj 
Hallo
hi waffle

we never had a president
<@&305455824174710787>
oh :(
I had a classmate in elementary school that had a pic of his father on the ziggurat of ur
So fucking cool
Yeah that's dope. Been there several times.
Na what? 
Y'all are killing this kid man
to ask a question
Oh 🤣
hi, do you all know how to join the channels and doing video call ?
yeah i do
thanks for asking
Bro this chat 😂
i want to learn by speaking to each other on voice or video call
but idk how to do dat
faq vc
Please read the [Roles section](#getting-started message) in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more!
more = ocean
im finding the ocean
WHERE THE LINE OF THE SAIL MEETS THE SEA
IT CALLS ME
AND NO ONE KNOWS
HOW FAR IT GOES
Waaa
PHAAAA
moana
FUCKing hell
language
Ohh
I almost became a sailing instructor this year but then left
Pays are bizarrely low for this kind of job
kaosu is aliveee
Barely
How much
need to find a way to teleport to a person
Guys if i drink beer can i learn german easily
no u

Shut side
everybody clap your hands
🫵
i know, silly
i love you more
innit tho
Some 400 euros a month to work from 7am to 11pm
GOD TURN THIS SUN OFF BRO
They tried to make me into a doll
but i fought back
kakao
how
Im literally melting
with the power of magic and growing depression
Thats just autism
omg make me a doll pls
magic and growing depression is autism
Alright
life in plastic

its fantastic
Ew
you can do my hair
😭
you wont eat you wont express emotions you will be used by people endlessly you wont be able to do any sound...
you will suffer in general...
I mean its doable
Psychological murder
What are u talking about twin
Dollification
i dont express emotions anyway
no one pays attention to me so new scenary
i dont have to worry about starving
i dont want to talk sometimes anyway
Loser
for not having emotions?
what :(
For all of that
Nothing I think.
eh not really its fine
you are a doll already since ur trans
not having emotions is fun i get to not care a lot and watch as chaos unfolds
The weather today is great
having a lot of emotions is funnier
I can't believe this is considered hot lmao
you are the chaos activist instead
why would it be funny
what temp
28°
You make sure the world burns
More things to do
More things to experience
generally a cool thing to have
no i do make the world burn since i dont care
no i dont
no curiosity
i drive
total boredom
you ARE a wall
im that wall that holds everything together
🌀
without me thered be nothing
contradictory
hi horizon
everything is considered as chaos here
without me there is no chaos
hi k...

nyom
0 chaotical impact whatsoever
Enjoy.
hi eule
always
Alright.
Hi.
are you ok eule
Why?
asking for a friend
For who?
my cat
what about @crisp egret
I didn’t know that your cat cares about me.
@sonic ether @silver marsh are you two friends
my cat cares about me, i care about you, and so my cat decided that it would be nice to ask you if youre okay
are we friends
no i never seen this girl in my life even though we kissed a couple of tines
What would your cat like for an answer?
the truth
No
Ok
No, I’m not, but it’s fine.
No.
lets cry and sleep together
again?
ok bet
why
as i said
no puking, progress
they wanted to turn me into a doll
yet
That's the average "starting job" pay in Italy
no puking yet
w-we did??
but
mustve been in my sleep
dolls are kinda scary what kind of doll
dont you dare

do you wanna cry and sleep with us
thats
Hell no.
Wild
Lol
awh alright
Have no time for sleep.
thats
I've met people like this
good
No
awesome even
@white holly my cousin who is in Iraq gets like half of that or more for part time starting job
human sized dolls are usually
oh
No.

Not really
I was supposed to be a normal doll not that doll
What
Yeah but what's the cost of living in Iraq
Also for my job in Germany they paid me around 2.4k euros a month by comparison
I didnt let them
The government in my brain got taken down
The dictator inside my own skull ruled over the dollhouse
did lain leave btw
Pfft I dunno what the living cost is
My dad had a good sallary so I dunno
But that comparison is wild
or something
Yeah
idk i think she did
why
hi
and unfortunately @meager raft is now back
she unfriended me wthelly
she did
Guten morgen
Moin
Some people on TikTok teach the wrong stuff

wat, strange
still has me and 6 others friended
but petri is so nice ☹️
hi kei
oh
Morning
nevermind i was searching lain in my ftiend list
lmao
Petri
kei
who wants to kiss
hi biobio
can someone take out greg
i want a hug and a kiss
oh yeah she also changed username hmhm
Is he wrong tho?
Why not plemem
hi kaokaoo
I
gaogao*
Ok
both at the same time?
the opps made me change it 
Okei
Romantic
i can take both or separate
Hello everyone! My name is Ali, but I also go by Lili. I am a native Spanish speaker, and I also speak English. I am interested in learning German and understanding its culture.
Truth
girls love is in the air
Kaosu
No
hello
trvthkaosv
ok bet
why 
Suspiciously yuri shaped message:
Yes
no i just need comforring
Im a guy so
how do you unlock voice channels?
@trim grove, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
not you, kaosu
thx
Where do you think he gets this from tho?
i didnt eat the yuri i swear
hell yeah!!!
i see i see 
HELL yeah!!!
mwah
i went to kaosustan and they didnt sell any long bacon
why do you think he isnt 
youre not 😭
youre all LYING
yuries @hasty mica lesbianly
No idea. It must be regional
am i a guy?
thats so gay
maybe ive been hiding my true gender all along

Fair
who knows?
no please no 😭
ARE YOU
yes
no girliepopping for me
One cannot hide their gender but they can hide their genitals
petri its ok calm down
But I pronounce it with the stress on the first sylable. The A is not an awe sound
you all will disappear once i take my meds
you certainly can hide your gender
u can change em even

It's a joke lad
you're right. i won't just be on the screen but at your door
mia doesnt wear any pants exposed
ASSUME?😭
Oh nein
😭
uh oh
well i don get it 
It's not that deep
by medicining
Jst sounded funny to say ig
Based
ahh i see i see
such wisdom
Why should you be
Even if one has to hide their true gender tho for how long can one keep it up
not a lad tho 
actually not really there's a lot of ambiguity in gender
So my statement is still wisdom

17 years still going strong 😭
would need to shower eventually
who is watching you shower
Why are you hiding it
you
I did for 9 years
Why
too scary to tell everyone 
don't know! just am.
This basically
I did for like almost two decades
never had second thoughts about my gender identity.
Why not else
Fair
Would you believe it or not but people are kinda backwards at times 💔
but heres the man
simply because
Ikr shocking
I did not know this
wow man he got us
I sadly know
how clever no one's ever done that here before
I didn’t either till i came to Ostdeutschland 💔
guy was typing for a while, i think he did that manually
lol
spreading lies
i wish i was a 6 feet man so i could get all the huzz
you'd make a great gym bro
Violet I’m a truth preacher at all times!
im 6'7"
im a lidl bit jealous
I’m 8’9
im stealing ALL your gfs and wives except mialet
what if im single
im aldi
Let's balkanize thuringia
Save some for the rest of us 💔
rewe besser
Ich mag große Jungs
AW or :(
Pretty sure that would make Thuringia even more backwards 😭
14 hours
ill steal you too
go on an elaborate scheme to get me w someone just to steal them away after
I already lost mine
At least you're funny
Oh my!
well liking women is gay tbh so like.... idk...
have u considered that women are pretty
I'm pretty sure if we split Thuringia in single town sized states, they would be too busy hating eachother to hate minorities
so first i wingman you awesomely might i add get you the bestest gf ever and then i steal cause she loves me more cause im the huzz stealer
24/7
That's okay
you dont even know if shes wearing socks
😭 thank u petri
Brilliant idea honestly
ill steal you too its okay
what
ALL women
When I got that email,
“We’re sending you to Thuringia”
My life was as good as over 💔
Okay
aber du magst mich nich
if ur wearing socks its not gay
of course
ohhh
I mean
Thuringia better than Veneto but yeah
y r u gae
uh oh
I mean trash vs garbage but yeah 😭
mission abort mission abort
fellas is it gay to be gay
HAHAHA
miss abortion
they put the chemicals into the water to turn the forgs gay
i heard the princess of forglandia did it
The teacher literally gave up on marking my homework because I had written something too complex 🙁
do u miss abortion miss abortion?
best conspiraci
Lol
i miss Miss Abortion
ever sinced she missed her abortion?
I need T-shirts

