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yes pls eat smth kaosu ๐ญ
But there us only so little u can wear
dont starve urself
i wont though
just install all of them
๐
hello kaosu!
not rn atleast
wont u listen to kei
hi nika nika
kei is right
yes
hi kei kei
execution
hruu
work work work
with what
damn i see
weekends never quite do it for me
u can have some
bbbuuuhhh
:((
or maybe i can make pasta for u
that will make me feel even more guilty
straight facts
it really guilts my gears
It's from the character song of a 5 year old boy in guilty gear
guilty gear
do you know about the eye stuff with sin
5 year old with an eye patch
Yes.
๐ญ
nnnooooo
i love sin and rams energy
theyโre so funny together
ok
"Babies come from what?"
the brick or whatever their name is
wanna play later flyzo 
Maybe! I got Chor at 7pm and gotta be at church tomorrgow 8am tho
bruh ill have to book flights again ๐
tech and flyzo is the best duo ever
Brisket
Nah, ram and sin are better
okii just lmk no stress if the timing doesnโt work out ๐
W gif
๐ค
Or i open some lobbies and will do german commentary for this server while spectating yalls games!
no way bro stole it from me

but what if you dont know the game im playing...
-# ..unless you mean guilty gear games
wait ill give u another one
i havenโt played for almost a week, the only commentary to give is how cooked i got
Wow cute rabbit. I hope no smoking wolf will shout out several times and ask if the rabbit hears them!
Thats the fun part
โฐ
โฐ
no way bro stole it from me
yoooo i have this one
my controller is in nrw rn
hehe
Lets go!
what is the correct thing to call it, a pad or a controller
Did you know that NRW is the state with the fastest average Emergency services response time
Leverless
scary
norway...
interesting fact
yknow sometimes the answer is so obvious it hurts to see it
why the legs
why not
anws ig imma go eat ehhee
my stomach is growling
last i ate was a pack of chips yestery for at 8 ๐ญ
russian??? ofc it happened in russia
kaosu can u do the text pls
Ivan Chugunov 00:00 Pavel molch(???)
Round 1
i feel like i gotta relearn the game now after getting used to normal inputs
ty queen
everything for the movement tech
oh right new risk of rain movement tech dropped
i need to get on my pc and show the clip but i cant get up from my bed
What? A cheaply produced gimmick fight with incredibly little pay for fighters who have four fights a week while also likely in prison and being filmed doing whacky sports for betting sites?
No way thats in russia!
in prison...
Or you do technical inputs ans do more dmg
Russian content farms are a rabbit hole in and off itself
i honestly forgot that was even a thing
siberia
help i had 220+ new messages T-T
serbia! ๐คฏ
Omg Serbia?
๐ท๐ธ๐ท๐ธ๐ท๐ธ๐ท๐ธ
Bruh. I just feel like venting. My girlfriend and I have been going into work at the same time to save uber money because my vehicle currently needs fixing. But I work 12 to 8pm and she works 8pm until 3am. So they never bother her for anything. But when I wait 8pm until 3am, they ask if I have an upcoming flight, then ask to be mindful of other passengers because theyโll think Iโm homeless. Why. Bruh.
Like sorry I look like dookie, Iโve worked there for 2 and a half years and throughout my whole time, I have to suddenly stay at our job sight for 16 hours and Iโm uncomfortable sleeping in a public area
Sorry that's just the hard reality as a man
She started the job just a month ago. But yeah, just harsh
Hallo
Wie geht's
๐ญ
awh that sucks
twll your coworkers to mind their own business bruh !!!!
Hi.
Update your arch linux laptop before you go to sleep, so that you can have nightmares of arch linux โ
That's a 200 iq move guys
My last German GCSE Exam is tomorrow.
GuMo
euli
cute!
chomp
aww gimme
petri
good luck
cute kitty
good luck!!
Yes?
Do you know Liver is the only organ in human body that can regrow?
Ein bisschen
Is that NF in ur bio?
Yes.
I love NF music sm
Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas
give me half your liver, it'll grow back
skin also regrows
it grows back but it doesn't fully regenerate
kei
hiiiiii
hi
hi seb
RUNNING??
๐ ๐ ๐
i like happy, running, fear
Hi other Seb
hi u
Oh yeah, happy and fear are really good as well!
Yeah. I like most of that album ngl
lol. I heard it once and listened to more, then ended up loving it
I also love Kyle Hume music
Skin is a type of tissue, not a organ
I will if needed in future
u a real one ๐
skin lowkey goated
ong
@silver marsh im going to sleep
sleep well
yes maam
may you wake up in a week
Itโs like still considering pluto as member of the solar system
im bored
lets dance

u never seen sailor moon
oh nevermind
i know these symbols
i never knew PLUTO had a symbol
damn
i still love my pluto
don't be
pluto has 2 symbols for some reason
the second one being boring as shit
P + L in one another
poor pluto ๐
lol
yes les do it
Ben 10 is a symbol
uhh.... ummm........
There are exceptions
Idk why but that sounds so lazy
maybe it is
like these ones for example
i would mess up drawing all of that 50 times before i could cast a proper spell
why is it on a Minecraft background
because its minecraft
Can u explain your profile name
what do you not understand
is this a mod
the person is too poor for food so they eat grass
y do u need to draw symbols
i will donate you a food
I am poor
what spell
the dog pic really makes it
Ain't we all?
in this case i think i was trying to cast a directed explosion
where
W trope
and fuck is "themes"
are french fries
am i crazy
another w trope
france
i dont wanna go there :c
can metaphors be considered philosophy?
my woat ๐
๐ญ
Itโs part of philosophy
perfect
tuxx cat
@hasty mica alert
thanks i will๐
lesb do it! 
๐
no i use cats

๐
I am feeling sleepy, but don't want to sleep
I like cat
Yes
Pussy cat
can u send a photo of it๐ฅบ
๐ช
i do the same
beer brok
root beer 
Fear and loathing
Oink
root beer noo...
pardon me
hi
hi sebseb

hi lol
cat
omg
@ MODERATORS
there's a cat
hes so cute
Kaosu's cat is more cute
๐ ๐ ๐ฏ
I mean, my cat is cuter, BUT respect other cats pleasae, they all deserve equal love and attention
They got nine lives
Thatโs mine car
nine is not infinite
In that case
Enjoy cats while YOU last
CARRR
huh?
very nice
ty๐
cat
I will last forever, coz I won't remember my demise
thats not a cat
whats that
Hey everyone
Hi
restarting
my cat is peacefully sleeping on my bed
In ancient Egypt, cat was considered as avatar of god
I am a cat meow
for an amazing reason
no wonder they worshipped cats
No u are a frog
Can't I be both
people still worship cats even today
Technically speaking, u can't actually! but philosophically, why not
i am all
Technically speaking a frog couldn't be typing this you know 
I am you, you are me
Morally thatโs sad
As if cat could be written this

Did you guys sleep
Katze
They did. Cuz I know we are them
True, they're getting removed next week.
cat
cat
โน๏ธ
POV: My new PC just arrived

Hallo ich bin neu hier
POV: Hallo neu hier, ich bin neu hier
Y tho
U r a bit late
POV: what do you mean
whos POV
?
tbh i dont like these colors
POV: mine
POV: thats ugly
I should watch gifs entirely before sending them
FACTS
Recent PC:
point of verlassen
Point Of View
RBGT lighting
uh
i wuv my photsohpp
I fucking swear to god
Im listening to soundcloud and im getting the same ad
And that ad feels like the guy who voiced it was paid 1$, a forehead kiss and a bag of chips
Low quality mic, no music, just monotone speech
if he got a forehead kiss the speech should be passionate
fucking capitalists
id sell my organs for a bag of chips let alone voice an ad
I'd sell my organs for a forehead kiss
How was it
It was pwetty easy
POV:??
โค๏ธ
POV: what kind of pasta is this
i'd sell my organs because i want to sell my organs
@polar meteor I got a good grade in my math exam. 
dein pfp
keinen freund mehr oder was was passiert im natsulore jz
Nah i like the small indie shit on the black market lol
....
not pasta. small piece of Ciabatta with mozzarella, tomato, chicken breast, oliven oil and some Petersilie
looks AWESOME
but i dont know what that orange thing is
but if only those were tomatoes...
thx, I wish I can share it with you
Ironically better than normal pizza
Ormange
POV: I have never heard of that kind of paste, but as long as you like it, all is good
shush let ppl enjoy
Doch ich hab grade erst einen forehead kiss von ihm bekommen
sup scammer
My friend is getting married

Idk how I feel
bro, it's not a pasta
But I wanted the cleansing stones for 270 dollar ๐

congrats
She's getting married after knowing this guy for 9 months
the ban hammer almost hit me
Please contact kaosu@cleansingstoneindustries.gov.uk
how do you know that email omg
Damn I didn't know kaosu is in the beauty business
thats my top secret government email
yknow, as an atrocious looking person, i need to make myself (and other atrocious looking people) beautiful
and its a gov bidnizz
cutiefication
Flammi ah gifs
?
marriage isnt a big deal
I'm scared boss
oh nvm
if they divorce they divorce
it is though
It is a big deal
the biggest deal is spending money
nah it only seems like it
Yes so much money
lil goofballs talking about marriage like its nothing smh
its their fault if they divorce
idk not married nor ever will be
If you want to get married I feel like you should know someone for at least a few years
Flammi is a server member. She posted these kinda gifs a lot
same here twin
Scared me a little when she said she got proposed to
i know atleast one (1) real life instance where marriage lead to destruction
Ah i might her twin lol
well i'm getting married next year and imo its really not a vig deal
Too OP. They are getting patched out.
omg nice
Wait
What month
are you tryna be nonchalant about it??
date not set yet but second half of the year
I was gonna say firefighter
like September type shit
You will become common law married.
But getting married is something you only do if you really love someone
Being like it's not a big deal is crazy
It will just happen before you realise it.
and do you even want to get married?
one day a partner appear in my home out of nowhere
and i will have to deal with them
and they will have ot deal with me
Genau.
its a cat
a cat will appear
i mean, of course. and people may think they found the one after 9 months
I want to have a wedding with my husband but too expensive
outta nowhere
not enough
if it turns out it's not the one they divorce and move on
i dont want to be the crazy cat lady with a stinky-cat-filled house
wdym ๐ญ of course
Your loss lol I have like 11+ cats
stinky cat filled house
it doesn't go away. just gets buried deep down
how much do u spend on cat food
Maybe this is why I think it's a huge deal because I feel like if I get married I refuse to get a divorce (me and my husband aren't legally married yet)
oh then its good
my cats already eat more than i do
my family does but not me lol
wait, how does that work?
I know other situations which is yeah
well how much does ur family spend
ofc these goofballs drink monster
do they eat together
(theyre calling their boyfriend "husband")
We aren't actually husbands
hi eepy
It's just funny cause it's a joke I use all the time
coffee does nothing
ohh ok
even green tea is better
green tea is good
Plus i forget we aren't actually married 99% of the time
i wont respect green tea slander
wait can you get married in your country?
Yeah
what
I'm sensitive to caffeine. whenever i drink it i feel like getting a heart attack
We just don't have the finances to get married and aren't ready
and im not, coffee just does nothing
energy drinks are just juice
nice. in mine it's not allowed :((
coffee has a bad taste (unless its a latte) and does nothing
It happens plus I love them regardless I don't need a ring to make me feel safe in my relationship
caffeine addiction final boss ova here
they all say
i consume tea instead
That goober needs to send me more cat pictures of Teddy and ninja :(
w
when you visit me I'll show you that coffee actually tastes good
i also consume tea a lot
and sparkling water.
i can make an experimental latte in my home and it will already taste good enough
what typa teas you have?
but its still unenergizing
black
i usually drink golden ceylon
with sugar
no milk, im no madman
yeah i agree! that's why i say it's not a big deal. tax status changes, and other legal stuff. but that's it mostly
What about cappuccino?
never tried it
although i tried americano and it was... meh
coffee but slightly less disgusting
What about iced latte? Or iced coffee?
I still feel it's a big deal personally because it's something that is a celebration of your love to that person
iced?
i make my own cappuccino and now i don't have that machine no more
oh just with ice
art is fked up tho
I'm also really extra T T
I will literally make gifts by hand for people just because I enjoy their company
ANYWAY
Iced latte -> espresso + milk + ice
Iced coffee -> espresso + milk + icecream + whipped cream
i like warm drinks mostly
was talking about coffee
ever tired icepresso?
espresso..? Isnt latte just coffee + milk + sugar
Iced coffee is so good
iced coffee sounds interesting
Latte is espresso and milk. No sugar, but you can add it if you want.
No not really I forget the details but it has cream and Expresso and milk
now i need to see what espresso really is...
I'm thinking about cold latte
Not a hot one just for clarification
I hate adding ice to my lattes
basically what i do at home is pour milk with the same tempo as my machine pours coffee in, so it would be 1:1 (50% milk 50% coffee) and then add some sugar into that
and its SO good
It's when you take ground coffee beans and force the water through them at a high pressure.
i think the most important part is the quality if the espresso, which mostly comes from the quality of the beans
You need an espresso machine to make espresso.
I need to learn to make my own latte
market coffee is bitter and oily
but you can get quite good coffee for not much more of a price
look at that creme
I notice I like a lot of lighter coffees
Idk how it is in other countries but here it's pretty easy to get good coffee beans.
i have no knowledge regarding coffee so
how do you define good? I'm not sure if we're talking about the same thing
uh
Basically anywhere that you buy them, they will be good, as long as it's not the supermarket.
girl i can tell you ALL about coffee
but im not a coffee drinker
Me only going to the grocery store for coffee
Like you can basically just get anything you want to suit your taste.
i dont really care about coffee that much because... it doesnt seem to do the effect that its supposed to do, and it needs extra time to make
disgusting words by me ngl
It doesn't do much to me lol
but ive had worse takes
i like the smell though
All it does is makes my blood sugar higher
the smell is fine
Which I like because I have low blood sugar
its great!!
I don't think you should drink it for caffeine. The reason to drink it, is that it's very delicious.
tea is very delicious and i cant get enough of it
Tea is good too.
Tea really depends... I'm super picky on tea
But if you get a chance some time to taste a coffee from a good coffee shop, you should try it out.
basantee
Lavender tea would kill me
yeah i get latte from coffee shops (rarely) and i enjoy them most of the time
but DAMN coffee is expensive
wait until you see matcha
Even from a coffee shop, sometimes it can be average. But there are some very amazing coffee places if you know where to go.
how deep are you into coffee?
I don't get what you mean.
how much of a hobby is it
Coffee is a hobby?
It's not a hobby. I just drink it.
like do you have your own butler? and does it grind finer?
cus im like quite into it actually
ok, fair. do you make your own?
can be, yeah. 1/5th of my kitchen is the coffee setup
my organism seemingly randomly chooses whenever im energized or not, a huge random spike of energy mid-day can wake me up for a period of time and then ill flop back down
jx is a hipster, so, yes
whatever
its a joke for coffee snobs. dunno if you heard
r
im hungy...
same
I'm also hungy
Yes, but I don't have an espresso machine. I only do moka pot or cold brew.
idek if coffee does anything for me, but back then i started drinking it because it symbolized adulthood for me
IS SO GOOD
maybe i should go make a latte
Ja.
i can smell coffee puck for hours
thats what does it for me
thats nice too! i gave my moka pot to a friend some time ago, but i love cold brew too. but i mostly use the espresso machine
Ja, I thought about getting one, but they're just so expensive.
... ew 
And since I often buy from coffee shops I decided it's not worth it (yet).
ew you!
i remember i tasted them
@wet comet ?
theyre... atrocious
What in the 1900s
i can remember the taste
What is that
the smell IS good though
we have dis at home
i tried so many times to feed my mom that puck saying it's a brownie but she didn't listen!!
It's a small pot that you put on a stove, and it brews the coffee by pushing the hot water from the bottom into the top. Basically some physics stuff. And it makes something in between a basic coffee and an espresso.
lets make espresso
Ooo that sounds pretty good
express
It's like this. It pushes the water up through the coffee and the coffee water goes into the top chamber.
and i ew you back 
technology
urg
No that's for the weak people
Huh... Interesting
What's the topic
whatever happened to that method of pouring hot water through coffee grounds
I don't even own a kettle
It's still common.
you just need a paper for that
its still there
my dad does it sometimes
I HAVE ONE OF THOSE
Aish is back ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
I love that machine
Every method produces a different result. So it's not just about simplicity. It's also about the taste.
i can imagine it being light tasting. and espresso machine more intense
Well, for example, I used to have a French press but I didn't like it because the coffee would get quite oily with that method.
have u ever tried vietnamese style coffee
u should
Whereas paper drip will be less oily since the paper filters out the oil.
I have had Vietnamese iced coffee. That is common here.
u should order coconut milk coffee / egg coffee next time youre in a viet coffee shop
it slaps
damn its more nuanced that I thought
i didnt have milk for latte.
yeah coffee fandom is lowkey crazy
coffee stans
coffestans could be somewhere in central asia
with that i killed the chat
cya later damen und herren
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tbh for me a good grinder was a similar price as the espresso machine ๐ญ
Interesting.
but the espresso machine i will upgrade in the future, and the grinder is pretty much final
How much was it?
around $600. according to my calculations the money pretty much zeroes after two years of replacing my daily cafรฉ habit. it's been over a year already
Makes sense.
hallo
4
2
0
Ikhan
Funny number
I have a cheap silly hand grinder
That grinds by hand

And a cheap electric grinder for when i have friends around whom i dont like enough to do physical labour for
Imo you should spend more on the grinder if your budget is limited
I'll spend more on grindr
Elloo 
Hiii
How are you? :3
I'm doing okay :]
Thank you :3


Aw :/ whats up
hai, welcome
College and schlafmangel. I dunno what that is in English 
Elloo 
How are you? :3
hmhmm mostly good
yesh
Omg I feel u
My sleep has been so bad too
howdy fellow americans
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hi my least favorite frenchman
I am NOT french

Favourite swabian
Im leaving the server

Poor you
It's okay I can bully @turbid scarab to feel better
You r french
NO
youre french
NOT frenc
German 
Andros aus dem Schwabenland
Poor Andros 
I dont have nitro so I cant make my funny emojeye man right now
L'Andrรดs
I can send a pic tho
Send it
i must see

Swabia is like
Nah I'm not uhm
swabia is like this
right youre quebecois
Still not
๐ช
๐ค
have at it brother
Nope
wow 
I'm Russian-
hey russian
ohaa
i mean mine is as good as it gets
Androรฎt
I don't know any french
prove it to me
Chilly ist ein Android
How๐ญ
ein Roboter
see, you cant
told you so
Chilly AIngel
Prove me you r not french
well, i dont claim to not be french
Detroit: Become Human
#masterdebate #destroyed
You said I was french
I just responded to you that I wasn't๐ญ
and i said to prove it ๐โโ๏ธ
I'm not
woww 
Omg meine Kollegen haben auch Schlafmangel wegen mir!
Hi russian
Im flyzo
And i dont know russian
Ive never heard of nu pogodi, kot leopold or cheburashka lemonad that tastes like sugar and chenistry
flyzo-ian
Guten Tag Leute
Warum wegen dir? 
Grรผรgott 
Dagฤ goodanวซฬ
Weil ich in ihren Trรคumen auftauche uwu
wahrscheinlich weil du zu viele memes schickst 
mit sรผรen katzen
I wouldnt say i send many memes

Hello Evelyn

@leaden niche do i send many memes?
Too many...
But sometimes they are funny
.....
chris speaking
"i think"
Yeah doubt.
5 digits????
I'm killin u in that 2v1 battle
literally my dms with flyzo after one day ๐ญ
Ong
At a lecture but I'll watch some todag flyzo... i promise
i just assume any insta notification i get that itโs from him
๐โโ๏ธ
Chris.
I love how the one you scroll by slower says "im not a gay furry, but..."
ok watch out now
๐๐๐๐๐
hi teh hi veh
Bshshshhssh
Add me on insta
Hey!
okay true u do send me voice messages
whats ur name
hi vih
Doxxin myself
hii
sent
Omg the doxx
Sanks
no check rn I sent u my fyp
@alpine burrow 7 reels in a minute is crazy
My fyp lol
that's nothing

Elloo 
Chris whatchu call an arab witch girl in germany
2019 ist vor 7 Jahren๐ญ
alles lรผgen
this is mine
i keep getting dutch stuff because of afrikaans
yuri spotted
Habibi Bloxberg!
Me neither
Ayo tech, today 9pm we doing more strive lobbies
Guilty Gear -Steve-
i be there
tomorrow if hermes isnโt lying i get my leverless
๐คทโโ๏ธ
Oh wait is this another case of the gottlose northern heiden not doing a feiertag?
Am I German or Autistic?
im both 
nnooo
Hallo Leute
Yes
well then according to the email itโs tomorrow but i donโt really trust it
Email? Like the beschichtung on pfannen?
In ein Paar Monaten ziehe ich nach Deutschland. Ich denke darรผber nach, eine B1 Prรผfung zu schreiben, aber ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob ich sie schaffen werde.
i donโt get this one ๐ญ
time 2 change the banjer strangs
Valid question
Elloo 
Ich glaube schon das du es schaffen wirst :]
Hi everyone
Elloo 
fr?
https://www.dict.cc/?s=Emaille check pronunciation
also check google picture search for Emaille ๐
dict.cc | รbersetzungen fรผr 'Emaille' im Englisch-Deutsch-Wรถrterbuch, mit echten Sprachaufnahmen, Illustrationen, Beugungsformen, ...
which part are you questioning 
ohhhh ic
bonk @nova sand
You have prescribed 415 bonks to @nova sand. 
Emaille digga
I thought you were tech
Ich habe sehr Angst vor dem sprachlichen Teil. Meine sprachliche Fรคhigkeit ist noch nicht so gut. Wie kann ich das verbessern? Natรผrlich die Antwort ist mehr รbung, aber ich besuche keine Sprachschule und suche nach nur kostenlosen Quellen im Internet.
no shes frech
technology can be german and autistic
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
all German tech is
Du kannst mich deutschen Personen telefonieren hier auf Discord, das ist kostenlos :3
true
die haben mich abgelehnt, weil die wollten nicht dass ich meine glรผcklichkeit verliere
Danke dir ๐ซถ๐ป
Ja rede dikka
Kein problem :]
und jz bist du sad
Passiert
sad
f... f... french? ๐จ
Apfelkuchen
hi vio 
hruu 
good 
u?
The coating of non stick pans is called "emaile" in german
code tax
good as well 
horrible ๐ญ
yer on thin ice buddy