general

[languid parrot]

Granny got hit by bazookaaaaa

I thinks about her every time i hit the hookah

[merry crag]

was 6 inches from stepping on a snake i didnt see

[light bear]

How did u know it was 6 inches

[white holly]

Idk i feel too old to be a gen z
Too young to be a millenial

Just a piece of shit inbetween

[white holly]

Rip

[plucky raven]

i am a young gen x

z

[merry crag]

my friends saw and warned me said i stepped right at its head

[plucky raven]

not gen x

i am not old

[merry crag]

i didnt know snakes could swim

[languid parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/fletcher-slay-gif-26899253

[plucky raven]

sighh

[languid parrot]

neo is funny

take notes everybody

[unique swan]

takes notes

[languid parrot]

if you do not have notepad you can use application on telephone

[white holly]

I had a German classmate at university and i swear she looked like this kid but just a bit older

[real ocean]

Es ist sehr spät, ihr solltet alle längst schlafen.

[iron aspen]

your pasta?

[plucky zenith]

Hahaha

[plucky raven]

do you have normal humor or german humor

[unique swan]

Escaped containment

[light bear]

Do u want some

[hollow shuttle]

wanna join me and tell me about fashion?

[plucky raven]

the germans have escaped containment. everyone run

[white holly]

Zu später
Bis morgen

[languid parrot]

i do not know this german humour i am from berlin so we are not like the other farm people

[plucky zenith]

Ich bin Amerika

[plucky zenith]

WHAT

[plucky raven]

bro IS america

[white holly]

Ich bin krapfen

[languid parrot]

i like lana del rey

[plucky zenith]

💀

[surreal stream]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hello-8126--k01KRFB701VBE7GTQ7TDXRDNR8G

[plucky raven]

ich bin jetzt scheissen

[hollow shuttle]

wyld

[iron aspen]

you're greedy, I know you won't share 😔

[white holly]

She got back to Leipzig
I should message her maybe, i forgot when her birthday is and i think it's in june

[hollow shuttle]

hello ralph

[languid parrot]

leipzig? ew

[light bear]

Imagine your boyfriend who is 30 years older than you picks you up in a cabrio and drives with you down the west coast while West Coast by Lana Del Rey is playing🔥 🔥 🔥

[light bear]

I would

[plucky raven]

i dont like the west coast

[unique swan]

W Lana Del Rey

[merry crag]

🤓

[plucky raven]

east coast is better

[white holly]

I have a guy who's into me a lot and he just sends me pictures of cakes he bakes with his father
Is that a normal Berliner dating strategy?

[languid parrot]

that is so cute

[plucky raven]

i think he likes you

[white holly]

Yeah he's cute

[hollow shuttle]

do they bake Berliners though?

[plucky zenith]

LMAO HELP- 😭

[languid parrot]

how old is this man and where will he give me a cake

[merry crag]

thats weird i have a friend (they are chopped) i send pictures of cakes i bake too

[plucky raven]

ask if you can bake a cake with him

[paper pecan]

only pictures? I've thought he gifted the cake or sth

[languid parrot]

they would not be alive if they were chopped

[plucky zenith]

Real 😭

[white holly]

Hmmm
How old are you?

[languid parrot]

19

[plucky raven]

unc

[hollow shuttle]

#bareminimum

[paper pecan]

#havestandards

[white holly]

I once invited him when i was in bayern and said yes but didn't in the end for "eh i have job"
Now I'm back in Italy so it's even harder

[civic scroll]

hmm next thing I’ll bake is another cake

[plucky raven]

maybe hes shy

[civic scroll]

thanks chat

[languid parrot]

i want knoppers

[white holly]

Okay yeah you would be fine together

[hollow shuttle]

but it's not 9:30 in germany

[languid parrot]

he is your boyfriend? why would i be together

[plucky zenith]

For me it’s 8:24pm 😭

[plucky raven]

they arent dating yet i dont think

just sending pictures of cakes

[languid parrot]

unless you are open, lots of people in berlin are in open togethers

relationship

[light bear]

It's ok Im also bad at taking hints

[languid parrot]

not togethers

[hollow shuttle]

east coast

[paper pecan]

I love Knoppers, will get them myself tomorrow

[plucky raven]

i take too many hints. there've been too many situations where someone liked me and was creepy about it, so now i just jump to assume shit lmao

[languid parrot]

225 Am

here

[white holly]

No he's not
He's into me but i am not

[languid parrot]

why not?

[plucky zenith]

Ja

[plucky raven]

if you're not gonna play, pass the ball

[white holly]

I hate this kind of relationships

[plucky raven]

some men die of thirst while others drown

[languid parrot]

me too, i do not have enough room in my bed for 3 people

[merry crag]

☹️

[languid parrot]

who do they think i am

[white holly]

I literally once told him to hit on another friend of us instead of me and he said no

[hollow shuttle]

j36e68

[light bear]

What

U should end the friendship

[plucky raven]

i feel slightly bad for him

[light bear]

Or atl

[languid parrot]

why are you letting this man send you pictures of cake if you do not even like him?

[light bear]

Some time apart

[languid parrot]

block

[civic scroll]

at least it’s not his cake

[light bear]

I only wanna see my partners cake

[languid parrot]

that is sad for this man

[languid parrot]

it is his cake he baked

[plucky raven]

this conversation is getting so funny lmao

[civic scroll]

oh you sweet summer child

[plucky raven]

bro doesnt understand

[languid parrot]

i do not understand this stupid english

[plucky raven]

cake = slang for asscheeks

[white holly]

There's this friend who's into femboys
And this german friend of us who's a twink
Now
The twink likes me
But I've said to him
I will never move on from my past relationship, you'd better hit on the femboy lover guy

And he said he doesn't want to

[languid parrot]

ICH LOVE CAKE!!!!!

😝😝

[plucky raven]

toxic yaoi

[white holly]

I like cakes and i play videogames with him sometimes

[languid parrot]

men with small “cake” do not come near me

[white holly]

No.

[plucky raven]

lmao

[nova sand]

what kind of cakes do you like

[white holly]

I'm not a guy

[plucky raven]

okay i completely understand not liking this guy back

[languid parrot]

which cake are we talking about

[plucky raven]

i meant the other people

[civic scroll]

Same lol

[white holly]

Pan di spagna al cioccolato

[civic scroll]

man needs some charm

[hollow shuttle]

what is wrong with them 😭

[white holly]

Oh yeah

[plucky raven]

that guy texts like shit

[languid parrot]

vanilla cake

[nova sand]

a normal cake

[languid parrot]

my favourite

[light bear]

He said rhubarb

[plucky raven]

i like cheesecake

[languid parrot]

both cakes have to be vanilla i do not like chocolate

[iron aspen]

that's why I've been open about how much you annoy me from the start 😌 you're welcome for being so direct

[iron aspen]

sounds like something @fluid valve would say

[plucky raven]

girl you just asked him like what other ingredients were in that cake

and he acts like he's mad at you

[white holly]

I mean
He's good looking
I just don't want a new relationship after my last
Like
Ever

[plucky raven]

"what's SUPPOSED to be in there" idfk you tell me

[nova sand]

I would try

[light bear]

RHUBARB

[white holly]

Ah no he just talks like that to joke

[nova sand]

looks delicious

[light bear]

WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN RHUBARB CAKE

[white holly]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A RHUBARB

[paper pecan]

panettone with chocolate and without ugh raisins

[light bear]

Who doesn't know rhubarb

What

[white holly]

I thought it was a fucking tuoe

[nova sand]

i like vanilla too

[plucky raven]

you... you understand that there's not JUST rhubarb in a rhubarb cake, right? like it's not just a brick of pure rhubarb. thats how a cake works.

[light bear]

U DONT KNOW RHUBARB???

[civic scroll]

So in all seriousness do not let yourself feel pressured into anything. It’s your life you don’t deserve to feel pressured into any sort of relationship that you do not want.

[white holly]

I hate panettone all my bros eat pandoro

[hollow shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

[light bear]

I thought everyone knows rhubarb

😔

[paper pecan]

never tried it

[paper pecan]

I guess it's not so common, I myself learnt about it a couple of years ago xDD

[nova sand]

who doesnt know rhubarb omfg

[white holly]

Yeah :3

[light bear]

Sorry I missed ur message i was very busy thinking about rhubarb

[languid parrot]

neo where are you from

[light bear]

I used to snack it in kindergarten

[light bear]

Close to Hamburg and Berlin

[plucky raven]

im going to berlin next year

[light bear]

Cool enjoy

[nova sand]

yummy

[white holly]

Pandoro is like panettone but without the glass and almonds and raisins and fruit pieces, and you eat it with some blended sugar on top

[viscid vault]

😊😊😊👉

[knotty meteor]

stollen?

sounds almost the same

[languid parrot]

you can go to cafes

[white holly]

Hamburg is a curse
All the ice travelling towards it break

[languid parrot]

i can buy you coffee

[plucky raven]

did i tell you guys about the legendary crashout in my german class yesterday

[paper pecan]

what's happened?

[light bear]

Go to Wedding

[white holly]

I mean
It is just panettone without all the shit in/on it

[languid parrot]

what are you learning?

[plucky raven]

okay so my teacher was being unreasonable, and got mad at us for not doing an assignment that she never told us to do, and this one kid in the back got so mad that he took the piece of paper and started ripping at it with his teeth like a feral animal

[knotty meteor]

in university?

[light bear]

What

[plucky raven]

high school

[languid parrot]

does america have mental illness places?

[plucky raven]

my god this is so backhanded 😭

[white holly]

I swear it happened more than once to me

[languid parrot]

that kid needs to get fixed why is he eating paper

that is not normal

[light bear]

I used to travel from Berlin to Hamburg and back by ICE ever Weekend and i never had issues

[paper pecan]

woah crazy

[plucky raven]

he's not mentally ill, he just thinks he's funny

[knotty meteor]

is ICE internal combustion engine?

[languid parrot]

im nonbinary vegan but that is even too not normal for me

[light bear]

Inter City Express

[white holly]

I travelled a few times between Stuttgart and Hamburg

[plucky raven]

you made me so afraid

[languid parrot]

ahhhh

[plucky raven]

american teenagers are kind of insane

[paper pecan]

I took it just once but it was perfectly cool

[languid parrot]

i am going to get an american husband but he has to stay there and not ever visit me

[light bear]

My bad ich bin halt halb bayrisch halb schwul und hab ne bilinguale schule besucht in berlinistan. ❤️❤️❤️

[languid parrot]

i do not want to see him

[plucky raven]

there was this one girl last year who sent like 3 kids to the hospital because she kept getting into fights, and eventually she got expelled. BUT later she was allowed to come back for some reason, and on the day she was supposed to return to school she ran away and went missing for like a day

shits crazy over here

[languid parrot]

how old is this girl!

[plucky raven]

like 15-16

[languid parrot]

why are they hitting

[white holly]

Very fast trains

[light bear]

She should start martial arts or smth

[plucky raven]

she already knows how to fight

thats how she beat up 3 kids

[paper pecan]

UFC School Edition 😬

[languid parrot]

she needs to not know how to fight

[knotty meteor]

bruh ours go 40kmh

[light bear]

Well

She'd habe people appreciate her skills

[slender grove]

https://youtu.be/wXjhszy2f9w?is=8sIwL-LbeVjIbui3 Deutschebahn by the Wise Guys

[polar galleon]

*hat

Well it'd be würde

[white holly]

In Italy trains go around 80-100 kmph, but there are some that get up to 300kmph

[plucky raven]

one time she pulled out a vape and started hitting it in class when i was right next to her

[light bear]

Sie würde Leute haben

[languid parrot]

Italy i like

[light bear]

Digger

[polar galleon]

Hi neo

[light bear]

ICE goes up to 320

[bleak tangle]

miau

[light bear]

Autobahn unlimited

Car better

[loud jackal]

hi!

[knotty meteor]

führerschein €9999 euro

[light bear]

I paid less than 3k🙃

[plucky raven]

i know i shouldnt go into any detail here, but i get a mini heart attack every time i see that acronym 😭

[light bear]

Moin

[slender grove]

I'm honestly impressed with Berlin's public transit system. But I don't have any time to take ICE between cities on my trip this time.

[knotty meteor]

that's still so much. i only paid like $200 for mine

[white holly]

Idk my worst ice arrived late by only 77 minutes

[light bear]

What's your favourite U Bahn line

[bleak tangle]

in the US we also average like… 100kmph? maybe 120

[slender grove]

Maybe next time I come to Germany I'll find a way to use ICE somewhere and try that high speed...

[polar galleon]

Miami

[plucky raven]

trains aren't as widely used in the US, at least from my experience

[languid parrot]

my brother drives me everywhere

[white holly]

Germany doesn't have the Apennines

[light bear]

I don't know what that is so I don't want it

[slender grove]

Hmmmm. I mean FEX is really practical?

[white holly]

A big ass mountain range

[bleak tangle]

i just got back from getting ice cream with my brother :)

[light bear]

U-Bahn like U1, U2, U3

Subway

[slender grove]

I've mostly rely on Google Maps telling me which one to use.

[light bear]

My favourite line is U8

🥰

[slender grove]

Where does U8 go?

[bleak tangle]

U7 <3

[light bear]

Hell

[polar galleon]

U2 for me

[slender grove]

I've still got time to visit a few places...

[polar galleon]

CITY OF LIGHTS

[languid parrot]

i need to clean my apartment

[knotty meteor]

nobody uses trains here which sucks. we mostly use cars and have busses and a subway

[light bear]

U7 kata aber der Spandau teil leider bisschen zu normal

[languid parrot]

why is my English actually really good

[slender grove]

I've gone to Alexanderplatz, checkpoint Charlie, Museuminsel

[light bear]

I used to live there

Fischerinsel

[languid parrot]

#professionalenglischspeaker

[plucky raven]

i mean other than the lack of internet lingo knowledge, you seem like a native speaker tbh

[paper pecan]

S45 was quite crazy when I was in Berlin

[languid parrot]

its instagram reels

[plucky raven]

i can tell

[light bear]

That's the one to Südkreuz right

[white holly]

Guess where berlin is and where rome is...

[light bear]

Ok whats ur point

[white holly]

We can't build straight tracks so our trains have to go slower

[paper pecan]

yup, but discontinued ☹️

[prime plume]

hi

[languid parrot]

are the browns mountains?

[white holly]

Yeah

[light bear]

Our trains could go faster but they're not allowed to

[plucky raven]

wow i never realized how flat germany is

[languid parrot]

i faked liking hiking to this man on that hinge application and then had to go hiking it was the worst thing in my life ever

[blazing mist]

I dominated prepositions cases, and now you are telling me there are special verbs that also define the case. LOL

[prime plume]

Im tired, it's so difficult for me to speak in German. I've been trying to understand this fucking lenguage almost three weeks.

[plucky raven]

that kind of makes me sad, since i live very close to mountains

[white holly]

Yeah ours too
Very sad
I envy countries like poland

[white jungle]

Cars cars cars

[languid parrot]

what is prepositions?

[white holly]

Flat panes that are perfect for trains

[light bear]

Are u gay

[languid parrot]

yes but it depends on weather

[light bear]

Oh

[plucky raven]

it usually takes years, not just a few weeks. you're not gonna become fluent in 3 weeks no matter how hard you try. don't feel bad about that

[prime plume]

HELP PLEASE. why I can't be part of voice chats? Im new. Thanks.

[light bear]

faq vc

[smoky epoch]

How to join Voice Chat

Please read the [Roles section](#getting-started message) in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more!

[languid parrot]

if it is heavy raining i am not gay because i do not wish to go outside

[prime plume]

Im sorry, I said that because when I started to learn English was so easy instead

[blazing mist]

mit, bis, ohne, für, etc etc they discribe location, time or relationships

[prime plume]

English is my second lenguage

[white holly]

Yeah I've been studying german for years and lived there for 3 months and I'm still terrible

[plucky raven]

were you younger when you learned english?

[paper pecan]

well here the trains go at most like 150-160 km/h xD supposedly at some parts of routes they should reach 200 km/h but I've never seen it

[craggy juniper]

does anyone know where i can download a good english-german dictionary? i wanna put it in my kindle

[blazing mist]

and they define the case of the determiner/article and noun

[languid parrot]

good job i did not even know they were called preposition

[prime plume]

Oh yeah, I was 19. Now I'm 26 years old. That's explain a lot hahahah

[craggy juniper]

english is everywhere, german not

it's a very different experience

[blazing mist]

ty bro, I've been grinding those

[plucky raven]

yeah, people learn languages a LOT faster if their brains aren't developed as much

[languid parrot]

english speakers learning german must be hard

[plucky raven]

it is

[white holly]

Why so?

[paper pecan]

what's your native language?

[bleak tangle]

it's not that bad

[prime plume]

It's spanish, why?

[paper pecan]

underinvestment and politicians urgh

[languid parrot]

i find english easy but hard as a german

[blazing mist]

the case system and genders hits hard

[plucky raven]

also WORD ORDER.

man

[blazing mist]

(I'm spanish native tho)

[languid parrot]

easy to speak but hard for accent and the slang?

[prime plume]

me too man

English was a eaten bread for me

[bleak tangle]

maybe we live in the same country

[languid parrot]

oh i just speak i do not think about those stupid things

[plucky raven]

english has VERY developed slang

and it changes very fast

[prime plume]

I want to go to Germany and make an Ausbuilding. I REALLY need to understand german

[languid parrot]

they should all come normally at the speaking

when speaking

[plucky raven]

like 2 years ago we had "gyatt" and shit and now no one says that anymore

[languid parrot]

normally is not correct i do not think

naturally

[plucky raven]

yeah naturally

[languid parrot]

when you speak german for a while you just do it automatically

[prime plume]

what apps was more usefull for you guys? what apps would you recommend me?

[light bear]

Are you a native speaker

[plucky raven]

my mom's fuckass berlin accent keeps poking through when i speak german

[light bear]

That's so cool

[bleak tangle]

oh yeah hi nimbus i didn't notice you here

also neo

hello neo

[languid parrot]

my friend passed C2 German exam just speaking to me

[light bear]

Hello lexie

[languid parrot]

in German

[prime plume]

REALLY

[languid parrot]

no writing those silly things

[nova sand]

lucky

[languid parrot]

but she speaks better german than me now

[nova sand]

such cases are one in a million

[languid parrot]

me?

[light bear]

Yes

[white holly]

Feels weird
Trains usually are successful

Our train companies were so successful that they killed our air company

[nova sand]

im exaggerating tho

[plucky raven]

i plan on moving to germany eventually, and it kind of makes me sad because i have a relatively advanced english vocabulary that i like using

[white holly]

Can i too?

[plucky raven]

one thing that kind of bothers me about german is how formal it is

[polar galleon]

bonk @forest forge

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 492 bonks to @forest forge.

[nova sand]

why

[light bear]

Because the German you're learning is formal German

[forest forge]

bonk @polar galleon

[smoky epoch]

@polar galleon disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right.

[forest forge]

Bru

[plucky raven]

well a lot of informal german just takes words from english

[light bear]

You're not gonna find German slang in a textbook

[languid parrot]

not it is not that is old people German

[white holly]

I've worked in a factory when in Germany
Trust me it's not that formal there

[light bear]

The grammar is also different

[languid parrot]

ich hab mein ganzes leben in berlin gelebt kek

[light bear]

Nice

[white holly]

Big L

[plucky raven]

well i guess formal from my perspective. i meant liie, things are a lot longer with more syllables, and in english, over time we shortened words and phrases a lot

[white holly]

I will learn German and substitute English words with Italian words

[light bear]

Ok yeah German might have longer words

[nova sand]

no?

[languid parrot]

old people are dying so why learn that german

[nova sand]

well

[plucky raven]

like in english i can say "i ran" but in german i say "ich bin gelaufen" or however you say it i lowk forgot

[languid parrot]

learn normal german

[plucky raven]

my german teacher is old

i have no choice

[forest forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

[languid parrot]

i mean if you want to write politics papers sure

[light bear]

Wie sagt man mahalle auf Deutsch

[plucky raven]

she rides a BIKE to school every morning, no matter the weather

[light bear]

Stadtteil

Bezirk

[plucky raven]

she grows white asparagus in her garden

[nova sand]

in german there are two types of words, international and german

[white holly]

Tbh my favourite German is Mittelalter German
And then Franconian
And then normal German

[plucky raven]

i cringe every time i see an english word incorrectly converted into german (like "partys")

[light bear]

That's actually so rude

[languid parrot]

i don’t understand

[white holly]

"Ich schnell gehe"

[light bear]

U know that hostel and hotel are the same word loaned twice

[languid parrot]

partys?

we go to partys

[plucky raven]

well in english it's parties, and sometimes the word "party" is used in german as a german word, but they used the wrong plural lmao

[polar galleon]

Lol twice in a row

[white holly]

Ostello and Hotel means two different things in Italian

[languid parrot]

neo can you help me

[light bear]

It's not the wrong plural because we dont change the y to ie when creating a plural

[languid parrot]

was redet der da

[white holly]

Ich gehe zu die partei

[nova sand]

almost every language has these words iirc

[plucky raven]

i mean like, the original word was english

[polar galleon]

That's a different tense, technically

"I ran" = ich rannte
"I have ran" = ich bin gelaufen

[plucky raven]

i dont mean this in a serious way

im half joking

[white holly]

Ohne party nur Partei

[plucky raven]

well the first one is more like telling a story

[light bear]

It's actually good that we are consistent with our spelling and change the words so they fit our rules and aren't extra confusing

[polar galleon]

In casual German we use the perfect tense more, yes

[light bear]

Keine Ahnung

[white holly]

Can i say "ich hatte rannten"?

[languid parrot]

is this because partys is parties in english?

[polar galleon]

No

[plucky raven]

yes

[nova sand]

same with hostel and otel' in russian

[plucky raven]

like you took the english word for party, and then did it wrong lmao

[white holly]

Rip

[light bear]

Well english has 6 fuckass cases for the past and German only has 2

[languid parrot]

but who cares, you guys have french words that aren’t the same in french?

[light bear]

Yeah

[languid parrot]

I don’t understand

[plucky raven]

i know, im just saying. im not actually mad about this

[languid parrot]

if you don’t like saying “partys” just don’t say it

[polar galleon]

Lol yeah german has a lot of French words

[plucky raven]

i think french people would look at this the same way about how we do things

[light bear]

English has more

[daring shard]

Hyyy

[languid parrot]

if its the same in english then why make complain

[plucky raven]

those darn normans

[light bear]

My favourite french word is Abenteuer

[languid parrot]

my favourite French word is none, I don’t like when they speak

[white holly]

English is like 40% nonsense, 30% german and 30% old french

[plucky raven]

so frenchphobic

[languid parrot]

they are so rude

[light bear]

They eat snails

[plucky raven]

the reason for this, is because for a while there was no actual dictionary for english

[languid parrot]

and 🐸

🤮

[plucky raven]

so people just spelled things however they wanted

[white holly]

French is like 60% latin and 40% nonsense

[plucky raven]

and they spelled it based on their own culture's rules, which were often derived from other countries and languages

[languid parrot]

mine feet are so cold

[plucky raven]

so it all came crashing together when people finally made a dictionary

[nova sand]

and italian is based latin

[light bear]

Italian and Spanish are vulgar Latin 😔

[plucky raven]

mama mia

[white holly]

Italian is like 80% Latin and greek, and then 20% french and german and persian and arabic

[languid parrot]

i like italian

[white holly]

Italian is Latin but more stupid

[plucky raven]

i like all the hand gestures they make

[languid parrot]

they sound cute

[plucky raven]

i like how russian sounds

[languid parrot]

i think everybody makes hand gestures no?

[plucky raven]

it's kind of like english played in reverse? that's what it sounds like to me

like when you play an audio backwards

[plucky raven]

italians do that a lot

[white holly]

For example German, Russian and Latin have cases
Italian doesn't

But then italian has a fuckton of articles

[nova sand]

spanish actually has so many vulgar words

incredible

[plucky raven]

portugese:

[white holly]

Yeah
Neolatin languages

[white holly]

It's the basics of a Mediterranean language
To have a fuckton of vulgarity

[nova sand]

russian sounds like portuguese at first glance

[white holly]

Schweinen

[plucky raven]

sauervogeln

[polar galleon]

Lol one of my fav songs has a vulgar word that means another vulgar thing

[plucky raven]

vulgarmaxxing

[nova sand]

meanwhile russian..

both good

[plucky raven]

cyka blyat!!!

[light bear]

Vulgargooning

[plucky raven]

ich habe gegoont

[polar galleon]

The Spanish goes ||"ahí está el pinche pedo"|| and the word pinche there normally means fart but here it means like fuck

[nova sand]

lol

[light bear]

Gooning is the opposite of maxxing

Maxxing is positive gooning is negative

[polar galleon]

Neo can u pls not

[light bear]

U could also be goonmaxxing

[plucky raven]

gooning is not used like that in english

it just means the literal meaning

[light bear]

That means you're maxxing thinking you're doing good but you're actually gooning

[nova sand]

spanish is surprising

[polar galleon]

If someone mentions that word again imma ping mods

Stop it

[light bear]

Sorry but you seem to not be as proficient as I when it comes to brainrot

[plucky raven]

english brainrot or german brainrot

[light bear]

Brainrot

All of it

[upbeat terrace]

What does the fox say

[plucky raven]

speak of the devil. we were just talking about french people, and now the french person is typing

[plucky raven]

what the fuck

[merry crag]

gebrainrotester, gekochter, diddyester Blud

[nova sand]

italian brainrot

[white holly]

There was a law in the late roman republic that banned women from dyeing their hair blonde because it was considered the hair colour of a slave

Which tells us:
-that the romans hated blonde people
-that the romans thought blonde people were hot
-that roman women liked to dye their hair a lot

[upbeat terrace]

I took that in a theme park

[light bear]

Hör auf jester zu goonen

[merry crag]

[polar galleon]

Neo

[plucky raven]

guys we need to stop talking about gooning or we'll get in trouble

[polar galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-chat-gif-7587179228746008139

[light bear]

Yeah

[polar galleon]

cat

[polar galleon]

OMG LOL

[upbeat terrace]

Oh no! We’ll be in trouble! I can’t think of anything worse!!!!

[nova sand]

cat

[polar galleon]

Kitties cleaning

[light bear]

Can I kiss you

[plucky raven]

that one in the corner looks terrifying

[upbeat terrace]

If I get in trouble I will JUMP OFF A CLIFF

[plucky raven]

i beg your pardon

[upbeat terrace]

Only if it’s for at least 5 minutes

[light bear]

Okay

[plucky raven]

get a room!!

[languid parrot]

@light bear

[light bear]

Hey

[upbeat terrace]

I think this room is just fine thank you

[plucky raven]

not in front of the children

[white holly]

Garbin

[languid parrot]

do you get tomorrow not work as well?

[polar galleon]

Wow neo doesn't wanna kiss me for half a sec let alone 5 mins

Bash lucky

[light bear]

I have a fever :(

[upbeat terrace]

I wouldn’t kiss you either

[polar galleon]

Who

[languid parrot]

because of christi himmelfahrt

[polar galleon]

I'd murder u if u tried

[plucky raven]

i cant take the verb "fahren" seriously lmao

especially fahrt

[upbeat terrace]

Well it seems we are in agreement then yay

[light bear]

Im currently working on my final paper for my bachelors

[polar galleon]

OK cuz u wrote garbin

[languid parrot]

if you rly don’t like our language why learn?

[light bear]

So I don't really have to do anything besides writing and using my brain

[languid parrot]

im so confused

[plucky raven]

it's not that i dont like it

[plucky raven]

i just think certain parts are funny

[craggy juniper]

some parts are just funny..

[languid parrot]

what u studying

[merry crag]

englishmen are weird for liking gifts

[craggy juniper]

it happens in every language

[light bear]

Law

[merry crag]

🙄

[languid parrot]

no he was complaining before about partys

[white holly]

I like to send/give gifts

Not to receive them

[merry crag]

🙄

[polar galleon]

||well maybe just a lil tiny one||

[languid parrot]

im studying modedesign

[languid parrot]

law is hard

[light bear]

Wowww that's cool

[white holly]

Last Christmas i spent around 400 euros in gifts

[nova sand]

lei va in bicicletta adesso

[plucky raven]

boys kissing?? in the german learning and discussion discord server?????

[languid parrot]

I work for the designer brands for international marketing here

like lv prada

[light bear]

Omg wowww

[merry crag]

poison is cheaper than i thought

[white holly]

She goes in bicycle now

[light bear]

Do u know lillondon

[languid parrot]

i work across those companies

[plucky raven]

i love gift but not gift

[languid parrot]

JAJAJ

[white holly]

Well i sent stuff to like 10 people

[light bear]

He's the first rapper with a prada Vertrag

[languid parrot]

i follow on ig

[nova sand]

lol

[white holly]

It feels so weird, no Italian would say that

[light bear]

I hope I can see him in his uniform one day

[plucky raven]

ich fühle nicht wohl :(

[merry crag]

i have one too

[upbeat terrace]

Wooooahhhh

[light bear]

But do u have one outfit only

[upbeat terrace]

Even though I look a bit Greek?

[white holly]

Ich brauche nachtschicht

[polar galleon]

Yes

[nova sand]

I feel the same way

[upbeat terrace]

[white holly]

Just say that you're from idk Ludwigshafen

[upbeat terrace]

I joined the server you have tagged in your name

[upbeat terrace]

I am from England

[plucky raven]

say bottle of water

[light bear]

https://www.initial.agency/talent/london-lee

[upbeat terrace]

I speak properly and therefore pronounce my t’s

[white holly]

Have you seen the video of Ludwigshafen burning?

[upbeat terrace]

No

[plucky raven]

aw man there goes all of my jokes

[polar galleon]

Nice

[upbeat terrace]

I’m in the US rn and someone came up to me today and told me they love my accent

[polar galleon]

Come to ca

We'll kiss

[plucky raven]

like i said earlier, there are a lot of very strange people in this country

[upbeat terrace]

But it’s so far away

[upbeat terrace]

I thought it was nice

[plucky raven]

love has no limits

[upbeat terrace]

But I didn’t know what to say

[upbeat terrace]

Yes jt does im lazy

[plucky raven]

yeah that's a weird thing to say to a stranger

[upbeat terrace]

I didn’t find it weird, she was actually very sweet

[plucky raven]

oh okay

[white holly]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DANuawitMqg/

[upbeat terrace]

Just a bit surreal more than anything

[plucky raven]

perhaps we should postpone the kiss until you're within driving distance

[upbeat terrace]

Yes but to you Americans driving distance is 10000km

[light bear]

The subtitles are wrong

[plucky raven]

okay this is like actually real though

[white holly]

Ok

[plucky raven]

every year i visit my family in another state, and the trip is 10 hours one way

more than 10 actually

more like 11-12

so like 22-24 hours total there and back

[polar galleon]

Ok

[light bear]

Okay guys Im giving you chance

https://open.spotify.com/track/1tvnqZ3gqXOD15OKaJzhFM

[white holly]

Every year i try to get as far away from my family as possible

[light bear]

Im putting u on great German music

[plucky raven]

no its okay they're all gay

[light bear]

Good night

[upbeat terrace]

Tbf your roads are super long and straight, and broadly decent. So driving for a long time is not nearly as exhausting as it is in the UK imo

[white holly]

Gute nacht, schlafst gut

[plucky raven]

we also drive on the correct side of the road

[light bear]

❤️ ❤️ i Love all of you

MWAH MWAH MWAH

[upbeat terrace]

This is a 2-way road with a 60mph speed limit

[plucky raven]

AEEUUGH

[plucky raven]

60??????

my god

[upbeat terrace]

You can’t drive if you can’t drive a manual

[plucky raven]

how are you all not dead

[light bear]

Yeah 100 kmh here

[plucky raven]

that thing is like, a bike path

[upbeat terrace]

Because you’re an idiot if you go that quickly. Every now and again you hear of some teenagers that do something stupid though

[plucky raven]

then why is that the speed limit

[light bear]

Außerorts 100kmh if not stated otherwise

[plucky raven]

in america people go like 6mph over the limit all the time and it's normal

[light bear]

In Germany we just drive and if its feasible we go very fast

[languid parrot]

but if its the rule why?

[light bear]

Arg i need to sleep shit

[plucky raven]

idk

[light bear]

Good night

[upbeat terrace]

It’s called national speed limit. We have too many winding roads to give an actual limit to, so it’s covered under driving sensibly.

But you can drive 60mph here legally. If you endanger someone then it’s not legal if ygm.

[languid parrot]

goodnight neo

don’t die

[light bear]

I'll try

[plucky raven]

okay but HOW is that a two way road

that's like 2 bike paths next to each other

[upbeat terrace]

Because it precedes the existence of cars

[plucky raven]

can they not clear more space

[upbeat terrace]

And traffic needs to get somewhere you know

[upbeat terrace]

Eh no need

Just know how to reverse

[plucky raven]

man

[white holly]

Let me introduce you to the Stelvio Pass

[plucky raven]

oh my fucking god

[upbeat terrace]

This looks fun

Handbrake turns baby

[plucky raven]

thats not a road thats a rollercoaster

no gas pedal required. just gravity

[hollow shuttle]

I was there already!! ||in geoguessr||

[upbeat terrace]

I’ve got something that will scare your American soul out of your body

[upbeat terrace]

Behold

[plucky raven]

NO

MAKE IT STOP

[upbeat terrace]

A magic roundabout

[plucky raven]

the average american is not intelligent enough for this

there's too many idiots here

[upbeat terrace]

Lmao

We have them too

[plucky raven]

that place would have a death toll

i dont think you understand

[upbeat terrace]

Traffic moves too slowly

[plucky raven]

americans would find a way

[upbeat terrace]

Because of the roundabout set up, you won’t move quickly enough for there to be a fatal collision

[white holly]

2700m at the town at the end of it

[upbeat terrace]

The real danger in American driving is that the cars themselves are death traps for other drivers. You all drive these stupidly big tanks, with a battering ram rather than crumple zone on the front

[plucky raven]

yeah those things uh

kill people

[merry crag]

they are fine for the driver

..

[plucky raven]

the driver

[merry crag]

if u get my drift

[plucky raven]

and no one else

[upbeat terrace]

And that at 4 way intersections, collisions will almost always be either head on or t-bones

At speed

[upbeat terrace]

Hence why I said other drivers lol

[plucky raven]

also there's just a shit ton of drunk people who drive anyway

i dont know if that's common in other countries but uh

it's a problem

[upbeat terrace]

Yes it’s super common here too

People driving home from the pub drunk

No excuses in the age of uber tbh

No excuses anyway

[merry crag]

i remember at a party once and 50% of the people drove home drunk

[white holly]

https://fleetworld.co.uk/fiat-confirms-2024-uk-launch-for-topolino-electric-two-seater/

We will save Britain with a fleet of those shitty electric cars

[plucky raven]

dont even get me started on fucking cybertrucks

[upbeat terrace]

Ahahahaha nice

[plucky raven]

are those legal in other places

[upbeat terrace]

I saw my first one in the wild today

[upbeat terrace]

These are cute

[plucky raven]

i've seen like 9 total my whole life

[plucky raven]

imagine that thing on the mountain road we saw earlier

[upbeat terrace]

They look so goofy

[copper crane]

Come to east of Seattle they’re everywhere

[plucky raven]

rolling downhill like a snowball

[white holly]

@plucky raven our cybertruck

[upbeat terrace]

Look at this road sign

[plucky raven]

this is making me violent

i see why it's called magic

you must be magical if you can get through that thing

[upbeat terrace]

It’s not nearly as bad as you’d think

It’s just a few roundabouts in a row

[plucky raven]

it just looks so anxiety inducing

[upbeat terrace]

Yeah it would be when it’s rammed

[white holly]

We once brought a fiat panda on the everest base camp

[plucky raven]

at least we're not in china

with that road with like a shit ton of lanes on it

[upbeat terrace]

18 lane highways

Anyway, I’m going to sleep

Goodnight!

[plucky raven]

50 lane highway

i would just die, personally

[plucky raven]

im gonna go to sleep too

[hollow shuttle]

but thats just a toll booth or border control

[plucky raven]

it's still insane

look at the part where everyone has to merge

[plucky zenith]

Gute Nacht chat 💤

[copper crane]

Gn8

[hollow shuttle]

yea 🥲

[white holly]

https://youtu.be/1_0BrejULkY

Behold

@plucky raven @upbeat terrace

[white holly]

Oh rip

Gn

[white holly]

Gn

[willow oak]

tick tack tick tack

Nee

[white holly]

Oh e porcoddio

Hm

[willow oak]

oldenburg deine frist, oldenburg deine frist

[white holly]

Imagine i replied with a video

[white holly]

Was

[daring shard]

FAHHHHHHH

[clever river]

Hallo
Meine name ist Bola

[plucky zenith]

Hallo

[clever river]

My German is bad and I just started learning.
So permit me to say bad words in advance 😫

[plucky zenith]

Same for me and it’s okay no worries

Hru?

[clever river]

Wie geht gut?

[clever river]

Danke schon 🙏🏾

[clever river]

What is Hru pls?

[plucky zenith]

Kein problem

[plucky zenith]

It means “how are you”?

What’s ur language your best at speaking?

[clever river]

Okay. I’m gut

[clever river]

English 😂

[woven kelp]

hallo

[clever river]

Hallo

[woven kelp]

hallo

[plucky zenith]

Hallo

[narrow summit]

Wer will absolutes Kino sehen?

[willow oak]

ABSZOLÚT FILMSZÍNHÁZ

[honest badger]

Hallo! Ich lerne Deutsch auf Niveau A1 und suche eine Lernpartnerin zum Üben von Wörtern und Gesprächen 😊

[plucky zenith]

😭 Was?

[willow oak]

absolute cinema in hungarian

[narrow summit]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutes-kino-absolute-cinema-heinz-comedy-absolutes-farbfernsehen-gif-17982150284233947970

[willow oak]

#1065443550004781067 bitte

[plucky zenith]

Okay

Gute Nacht chat 💤

[clever river]

Ich lerne Deutsch auch but mein ist nacht gut (at all)

[knotty meteor]

nicht gut ?

nacht = Night

[plucky zenith]

Ja

[willow oak]

"Ich lerne auch Deutsch, aber mein Deutsch ist überhaupt nicht gut"

[honest badger]

Wollen wir gemeinsam lernen?

[river zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/six-seven-gif-9570318232913076559

[cedar maple]

Gewürzgurken gehören zu den bekanntesten und zugleich ungewöhnlichsten Lebensmitteln der Welt. Sie sind sauer, salzig, knackig und manchmal scharf oder süß. Man isst sie auf Sandwiches und Burgern, auf Jahrmärkten und in Restaurants – oder auch spätnachts direkt aus dem Glas, während man vor dem Kühlschrank steht. Trotz ihres schlichten Erscheinungsbildes blicken Gewürzgurken auf eine unglaublich reiche Geschichte zurück, die sich über Kontinente und Jahrtausende erstreckt. Sie spielten eine bedeutende Rolle in Handel, Überlebenssicherung, Wissenschaft, Gesundheitswesen und Kultur. Gewürzgurken sind weit mehr als bloß in Flüssigkeit eingelegte Gurken. Sie zählen zu den ältesten Konserven der Menschheit und zu den vielseitigsten kulinarischen Erfindungen, die je hervorgebracht wurden.

[honest badger]

Was ?

[river zephyr]

hi miaa

[polar galleon]

[willow oak]

hi

[willow oak]

Eine Korrektur

[river zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-creepy-room-haunted-then-smile-gif-5251279805884225226

[willow oak]

Diggah es ist so kalt

[sudden silo]

Hi

[hollow shuttle]

Einfach 2 Grad 😭

Wir haben fast Sommer..

[river zephyr]

what

isnt it like

oh nvm idk where u live lol

[amber adder]

YEOOOOO GERMANY

[rustic violet]

hallo grace

[topaz fossil]

herrlich

[hollow shuttle]

Nein

[topaz fossil]

doch doch

[hollow shuttle]

Ich finde 12-15 grad sind perfekt

[amber adder]

BONJOUR

[topaz fossil]

12-15 sind auch nicht schlecht

ab 15 wirds aber unangenehm

ich hasse die Hitze

[rustic violet]

exzellent deutsch

^ german larp

[lyric robin]

How does fish find its way in the ocean, there is no GPS no external guidance

No navigation

[hollow shuttle]

Earths magnetic field, the sun and currents

[viscid vault]

They don’t, the ocean is like a giant room, they just drift around I suppose

That’s my theory

[hollow shuttle]

Well but thats facts, not theory 🥸

[lyric robin]

Appearently not

[limpid thistle]

I put them on a leash and bring them

[hollow shuttle]

Hot

[limpid thistle]

Thank you

[viscid vault]

[viscid vault]

Where

[forest forge]

Halb 8 btw

[river zephyr]

hi kei

[forest forge]

Southern Arizona

[viscid vault]

Hihi

[river zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-death-note-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-monster-gif-418418692385504437

[viscid vault]

How was your sleep

Or did u even

[river zephyr]

i didnt...

[lyric robin]

Your perspective is pretty much shaped by your dog pfp, get something better

[river zephyr]

im like reading the interviews part now lol

i forgot this was there

;-;

[viscid vault]

It’s early may and already this hot 🔥

[limpid thistle]

What

[lyric robin]

Wow

[viscid vault]

Right😩 typical young ppl behaviour

[river zephyr]

how will a man in his 40s understand

[viscid vault]

Jokes on u I’m already in my 80s

[river zephyr]

oh

[lyric robin]

Fish are free in the ocean no leash

[topaz fossil]

Gottlos

Man sieht mich niemals in Arizona

[limpid thistle]

Explain this then

[viscid vault]

I think my theory is true for most low level fish species, they don’t have a sense of direction and most of the time they just swim around driven my biological instincts

[river zephyr]

lol

[lyric robin]

It's doesn't reflect the reality

[lyric robin]

You know in order to call an idea theory , you must come with scientific proof , and this proof must be checked by experts in the area of field , used, cited then you can call it theory.

[viscid vault]

Yeah, I mean, its not that serious dawg

[unique swan]

Holy peak

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511239539889799180/1386499280482861138/lerolero-2x.gif

[rigid dragon]

hii im new here

[viscid vault]

Hi new

[river zephyr]

fr

[river zephyr]

ok old

[daring shard]

Hy nee

New

[restive locust]

Get the name right smh
It's "New Here" obviously 😔

[willow oak]

hi chat

[tough helm]

Hi ChatGPT, yo ready for another *rp round?

Damn wrong chat, sorry…

[gilded crest]

hallo

[elder monolith]

Hello

[tough helm]

Hola😅

[unique swan]

Bro is so circle

[tough helm]

Bro literally said ⭕️

[unique swan]

[river zephyr]

no

[river zephyr]

spurs 😭

[gilded crest]

ahahaha ja

COYS

[river zephyr]

nah bro stay away

[gilded crest]

HAHA we're staying in the premier league

pin this message

[river zephyr]

like holy hell u guys staying dawg 😭

imagine if arsenal had tied with west ham

🙏🏼

[gilded crest]

ahaha that will be good for us. arsenal not winning and us not relegated

[river zephyr]

;-;

[gilded crest]

we have chelsea and everton next. we have hardder upcoming games compared to west ham

[river zephyr]

yea

thats another problem

i already lost hope in yall when i saw 18th 😭

[meager raft]

Gumo

[river zephyr]

hi greg

[spare valve]

👋

[unique swan]

https://tenor.com/view/seals-kroshik-seal-seal-in-wagon-seal-in-cart-gif-11276735746400810609

Where is bro going

[bronze mason]

To be sealed

[waxen void]

ok

[bronze mason]

ok

[waxen void]

👀

[unique swan]

👀

[bronze mason]

👀

[waxen void]

👍

[unique swan]

👍

[tough helm]

👍

[drowsy grail]

one track mind lol

[hasty mica]

aish! hii

that me

[dusk urchin]

is duolingo helpful in learning german ?

[hasty mica]

faq duolingo

[smoky epoch]

Duolingo

Duolingo is a decent resource to start with if you're a complete beginner, but it's neither efficient nor comprehensive!

What Duolingo will teach you about grammar is very limited, and none of the systems they use will help you practise much of it.
You can learn some vocabulary with it, but their method (based on the concept of spaced repetition) doesn't work for everybody, and the way Duolingo teaches is not very effective compared to the amount of time it requires from you.

So, if you find it useful, by all means keep using it, but remember not to fall for its gamification of language learning, and move past it when it stops being beneficial. Ignore the streaks.

In any case, keep in mind that Duolingo is not enough to learn a language, ever.

If you're looking for guidance or alternatives, check out >faq beginner in our #botchannel .

[hasty mica]

useful bot lol

[dusk urchin]

danke

[hasty mica]

np

[thick iron]

Me knowssss hiiii

[hasty mica]

:3

morning

welcome back

[thick iron]

morning :))

[thick iron]

🦕tyyy

School today 😞???

[hasty mica]

nopee

holiday this week

[thick iron]

Yay

[thick iron]

Lesggoo gangggg

Enjoy and study too

[hasty mica]

might do a bit of spanish later

[deep ice]

patcat @hasty mica

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 452 pats to @hasty mica's feline companion.

[hasty mica]

and ana is alive as well!

patcat @deep ice

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 202 pats to @deep ice's feline companion.

[hasty mica]

hihi

[deep ice]

i am definitely awake :3

alive has yet to be seen

miaudy :3

im stalling going to bed xD wsg?

[hasty mica]

[hasty mica]

i set an alarm at like 7, and woke up at 5:15 because i heard my parents moving
and then i stayed in bed until 6 but couldnt fall asleep

[deep ice]

oof ouch

[thick iron]

Oho mas bonnitaaa

[hasty mica]

so true

[hasty mica]

[deep ice]

well i hope you have a good day viochan

[hasty mica]

tyy i hope you manage to sleep well mhm

[deep ice]

[grave void]

Goodevening fellas

[late forge]

Bro Xbox 360 Minecraft Skyrim texture pack is peak

I wanna live in Skyrim

[bronze mason]

ANYAMARI

[rapid meteor]

@thick iron Dino geek

[bronze mason]

Whop she probably bed

[outer reef]

Yo guys im new

[deep ice]

but im tryna :3

[deep ice]

willkommen

[outer reef]

What do u guys diccuss about jn here?

[bronze mason]

Mostly how bad french as language is

[deep ice]

juuust whatever - topics are very broad

[outer reef]

Wut, for me french sounds the best as a language

[bronze mason]

How is/was your trip to Djermani

[late forge]

Alles random

[outer reef]

Bet

[bronze mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-annoyed-eyeing-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-14867130448325066479

[sweet gull]

Schwifty? What does that mean

[deep ice]

It was really good - but got hit with the depression cannon when i got back

[outer reef]

I listen to angele all day

[bronze mason]

Aw, sorry to hear that. Also relatable. Hang in there Anyamari

[outer reef]

So um are u guys mostly german?

[bronze mason]

If most guys in German learning server were German, then I would be concerned

[outer reef]

They could be the nic3 guys those try to help others though

[bronze mason]

https://tenor.com/view/aint-nobody-got-time-for-that-kimberly-wilkins-interview-gif-3531013

[deep ice]

die die gelben Namen haben sind deutschen :3

[real ocean]

Guten Morgen zusammen!

Guten Morgen Familie

[bronze mason]

Tho I do appreciate all the German regulars that come and teach German. Like Flyzo, Natsu, Chipy and ofc Rinchen

Ok wait chippy just confuses me

[outer reef]

Oh

[real ocean]

Sag mir nicht, dass ihr alle schon seit heute Morgen wach seid.

Dieses Forum ist so aktiv, das gefällt mir.

[bronze mason]

I don't speak German neither

[real ocean]

Nur Englisch?