general

[willow oak]

i'd rather work

[fluid valve]

Cis straight white males

[elfin latch]

ich muss zu viel machen

[plucky zenith]

Omg we have 2 mutual friends lol

[elfin latch]

I'd rather sleeeep

[elfin latch]

that's ai, no?

[willow oak]

nice

[plucky zenith]

So how is everyone?

[elfin latch]

gut

dir?

[plucky zenith]

Gut, und gut

[elfin latch]

das freut mich zu hören

[lyric void]

Huh

💀

[elfin latch]

cis straight white males complaining about work

[lyric void]

Oh lol

[elfin latch]

That's what Oscar meant ig

[lyric void]

I was confused ASF for a minute

[elfin latch]

lol

[long zodiac]

No

[willow oak]

makes sense

[lyric void]

I'm mostly focused on my cooking so I'm in and out of chat rn

[willow oak]

he says the most random stuff all the time

[willow oak]

i would like to please kindly request 1 (one) nugget

[lyric void]

Golden or slightly burnt

I like slightly burning my food idk why

[plucky zenith]

I’m so bored lol

[elfin latch]

it is lol

[willow oak]

slightly burnt

[elfin latch]

ist dir langweilig?

[long zodiac]

what made u say that

[elfin latch]

Daniel told me it's AI like two days ago

[plucky zenith]

What 😭

[plucky zenith]

Ye

[lyric void]

I'm pan frying them rn I wanna see if it makes a difference

[long zodiac]

oh I get it. you been high lately

[lyric void]

What

What gave you that conclusion

[elfin latch]

the name "Harry POTTER" would be my guess

[willow oak]

okay

hug @lyric void

[lyric void]

So far the breading is coming off

But that's fine I'm not too mad about that

[elfin latch]

Not really, I wish

[long zodiac]

u wish what? to get high or to meet daniel

lol

[lyric void]

You didn't answer my question

[coral moat]

Hiii

[long zodiac]

did u ask me anything

[long zodiac]

Hallo

[sharp wing]

Hi tisch

[coral moat]

Wasup

[elfin latch]

get high

[lyric void]

I asked you what gave you the conclusion they were high

[elfin latch]

I mean, people can easily do a technical analysis, but saying I asked Danny is just easier

more convenient

[long zodiac]

it's not a conclusion rather it's an assumption

[lyric void]

Ok your avoiding the question now

[long zodiac]

and why would I do that lol

I replied to ur question

[lyric void]

No you didn't

You corrected me

That's a different thing

[fluid valve]

Are you guys ciswhitestraightmales

[lyric void]

I have a husband

And I'm trans

I'm neither of those

[elfin latch]

oh no I was wrong about that earlier message

[lyric void]

💀🙏

[long zodiac]

and that was ur answer, only if u understood

[elfin latch]

Didn't clarify about white

[lyric void]

Sounding smart doesn't make you cool I hope you know that

[fluid valve]

Transwhitegaymales

[lyric void]

Me frfr

[long zodiac]

Haha, I never played cool nor did I claim to be one

[elfin latch]

doesn't even sound smart, just pedantic lol

[lyric void]

It's just annoying really

[long zodiac]

why are u goofing around lol

[untold patrol]

[lyric void]

Wdym goofing

[long zodiac]

with a broken brain

[lyric void]

THAT IS RUDE

[long zodiac]

well that's on ur bio lol

[lyric void]

Oh so your abilist

Lovely

[untold patrol]

IM WHEEZING SHI

[lyric void]

Calling an epilepic person broken brained isn't funny or cool

[candid elm]

gluten mogning guys idk if i spelled em right

[lyric void]

Guten morgen

[copper crane]

*guten Morgen

[clever lake]

Guten Morgen!!

[long zodiac]

should I apologize to u

[lyric void]

But it's ok we can work on that

[candid elm]

yeh, thatt ahh how are ya doing??

[limpid thistle]

its what the speech bubble says

[copper crane]

No, it means good morning

[candid elm]

yeh sure whats upp??

[copper crane]

And I’m doing fine, wbu?

[candid elm]

yeh ik lol i am just asking how are you doing??

[copper crane]

Yeah fine just watching yt

[willow oak]

<@&305455824174710787>

[lyric void]

What speech bubble are you on about

Thank you mia

[limpid thistle]

this one

[clever lake]

Im just practicing!! My goal is to learn german, russian, and yiddish, but for now im just doing german. Hbu guys? What other languages do you wanna learn??

[copper crane]

What time is it

And have you considered learning C#

[lyric void]

WHO DID THAT

[long zodiac]

Haha. I just can't- anymore

[clever lake]

about 11:30 est

[restive locust]

No. C++. Next question.

[lyric void]

I DIDN'T DO THAT DID MY SISTER GET INTO MY ACCOUNT 💀😭

Hold

[clever lake]

???

[limpid thistle]

Smh

[lyric void]

Still don't think that's what they meant

[copper crane]

Yo ok I used to be on the east coast as well

Why German?

[clever lake]

spite

[copper crane]

?

Ah I see did some German break ur heart lol

Anyway happy learning

[clever lake]

I have a german/russian cousin who makes fun of me for only knowing english when they speak a bit of german and russian, so I gotta get bettedr than them

[jaunty solar]

worse, probs got abused on vc on CS2 or something

[long zodiac]

what your sister has to do with your account?

[clever lake]

and yiddish bc i like the language

[copper crane]

“A bit” wdym “a bit” they prob native right?

[clever lake]

no they are American with german relatives in german and a russian immigrant mother

[copper crane]

They prob native German Russian and English or native equivalent

[copper crane]

Oh lmao

[clever lake]

so they speak like a good bit of russian and some german

[copper crane]

I see I see

[restive locust]

Russian is coolio bc dostoevsky

[clever lake]

(im also german but on the other side lol)

[clever lake]

^^^

[copper crane]

I know a guy who only has German citizenship but speaks way better English than German

Like speaks English like native

[clever lake]

i know someones whos the oppisite lol

[copper crane]

And German still ok but like American influenced

[copper crane]

grew up in Germany on an American military base?

[willow oak]

nice

[restive locust]

talking about dostoevsky I have my english final on thursday ahhaah

[copper crane]

It’s a programming language

[restive locust]

AHHHH

[clever lake]

No, grew up in NY, american born and bred, no german blood but speaks german perfectly

[clever lake]

ooohhh cool

[copper crane]

I see I see yeah that’s def possible

[restive locust]

-# Don't learn C#

[clever lake]

lowkey horrid english speaker too ngl

[copper crane]

Yeah programming languages are the best languages btw

[restive locust]

how does this work

[copper crane]

It works

[clever lake]

i SUCK at peogrammig

[copper crane]

Of course it does

[restive locust]

we're learning assembly with this one

[copper crane]

With zero accent

And exactly and indistinguishable from Americans

[clever lake]

no clue he lowkey speaks english with an accent now and ppl think he was an immigrant

[copper crane]

If they put their minds to it

[clever lake]

alright imma head to bed bc its like 12am and ive got school gn yall

[copper crane]

Like yall will not be able to tell

[copper crane]

Anything but i386

i386 sux

[restive locust]

gn
I should study 🥀

[blazing gulch]

But i386 is goated

[copper crane]

too few registers

👎

[blazing gulch]

It's perfect

What do u need more for?

[fluid valve]

Hi

[lyric void]

Hi Oscar are you oscaring

[polar meteor]

Give me 5000 registers please.

[lyric void]

No

[viscid vault]

yo

[lyric void]

Omg cat

[viscid vault]

fam

[lyric void]

Hello hru

[viscid vault]

me?

[lyric void]

Yes

[viscid vault]

guuud

u?

[lyric void]

I'm also good I just made jello slabs for my jello rolls

[elfin latch]

wdym register

[willow oak]

hi keiky

[viscid vault]

sounds delicous

[fluid valve]

What's a register

[viscid vault]

hi vivi

[lyric void]

It's just 2 things of jello put together in a roll you can add whipped cream on top

It's really nice

[viscid vault]

im glad u like ittt

[tired crescent]

hello

[lyric void]

Makes me eat nondairy snacks

Which I need rn

I got vegan chocolate and made some chocolate bars

[willow oak]

im Mia

[viscid vault]

whats so bad abt diary products

[willow oak]

/ helvik

[viscid vault]

hi there

[viscid vault]

mia chan

[lyric void]

I'm allergic it will literally hurt me severely if I'm not careful

[viscid vault]

i thought chocolate is already vegan

[tired crescent]

im new

[lyric void]

It has dairy added

[viscid vault]

lactose intolerant or some thing?

[lyric void]

No dairy allergy

[viscid vault]

ohh

[fluid valve]

Oh nein

[viscid vault]

that suckks

[polar meteor]

If it has milk, it is not vegan.

[willow oak]

vivi is @hasty mica

[fluid valve]

Yes vegans don't drink milk

[daring prism]

i suppose dark chocolate would be vegan?

[lyric void]

Eh I'm use to it

[fluid valve]

Only vegetarians do

[lyric void]

Dairy tastes gross sometimes

[willow oak]

not necessarily

[lyric void]

If there's no dairy added to them sure

I know some companies add dairy

[viscid vault]

everyone was once new here, just get comfortable

[willow oak]

dark choco is not 100% cocoa

[viscid vault]

[fluid valve]

For some reason sugar is vegan

[daring prism]

woah ur improving a lot

[daring prism]

damnn i didnt know

[viscid vault]

ohh i though vegan means you avoid meat

[daring prism]

seems kinda pointless

[limpid thistle]

why wouldn't sugar be vegan

[lyric void]

Pure dark chocolate is so gross

[viscid vault]

but yeah

[polar meteor]

That's vegetarian.

[fluid valve]

Not healthy

[daring prism]

its AI

[tired crescent]

okie thanku

[polar meteor]

Vegetarian -> no meat.
Vegan -> no animal products at all including milk, eggs and honey.

[lyric void]

Sugar is made out of plants so it's vegan

[viscid vault]

no worries

[limpid thistle]

😲

[polar meteor]

Although different vegans will have different cut offs.

[lyric void]

Like honey

[polar meteor]

Sure, or insect protein.

[limpid thistle]

I eat a kg bag of sugar everyday and I'm fine

[outer stratus]

hellowing

[fluid valve]

Hmmm interestinv

[viscid vault]

ohhh

[viscid vault]

nahhhh

[tired crescent]

:D

[viscid vault]

thats literally very dangerous

[polar meteor]

Some also will eat some amount of fish.

[fluid valve]

Although I think if your going through the trouble of becoming vegan it would be best to cut out on sugar

[viscid vault]

sugar does you no good

[limpid thistle]

yummy

[viscid vault]

it makes u live schorter

[limpid thistle]

Im 6' 8"

[viscid vault]

y do you want to learn german

[viscid vault]

for real?

[limpid thistle]

No 😔

[viscid vault]

but still, it doesnt matter, sugar ist not beneficial at all

probly because im asian, which makes me really sensetive to sugar,

[limpid thistle]

what if it tastes good and makes u happy

😋

[lyric void]

Some people don't do it by choice too so sugar really is just what the person wants

[tired crescent]

friend who german better than english and it seems like ccol language

[cobalt verge]

theres always better alternatives, but i think that if you eat sugar correctly it will do you great

[lyric void]

I've considered going vegan cause my stomach is really sensitive to meats

[polar meteor]

@viscid vault Let's stop the diet lecturing please. It's inappropriate.

[lyric void]

Oh oops

[fluid valve]

Apfelkuchen

[viscid vault]

nah yeah right

[cobalt verge]

being vegetarian is already amazing if you can't cut your dairy

imo

[lyric void]

I want vegan queso rn

I want a blender

[cobalt verge]

yummies

[river zephyr]

wish me luck for my exam kei

🥀

[viscid vault]

youve got this ma boi

[river zephyr]

yay thanks unc

literally 40 mins for my exam

still havent studied theory properly

[viscid vault]

is it like a sit-through

[river zephyr]

today is a test to see how good of a backend dev

[viscid vault]

😭 im not that oldddah

[lyric void]

Now I'm curious

[viscid vault]

danggg, sounds complicated, prayers for u,

[polar galleon]

felix got an under-desk bike. working out well so far

[lyric void]

Kei would you like to see the jello rolls tomorrow

I just hope they don't break

Cause if they do imma have to make a jello cake instead

[river zephyr]

well

idk

[river zephyr]

coz idk shi in theory

[river zephyr]

@viscid vault

[lyric void]

LOL

[viscid vault]

but on the brighter side

[lyric void]

Sorry I didn't know your name was kei here

[river zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-hehe-cat-boo-scary-cat-scary-gif-17775762765713644256

[viscid vault]

summar holidays will start soon right after

[river zephyr]

..

i got statistics exam tmrw

[viscid vault]

thought they were talking to u

[river zephyr]

right after

[lyric void]

I just finished my exams last week

Luckily

I'm on my summer break rn

[viscid vault]

whats yall's plan for the break

[river zephyr]

idts

[river zephyr]

im going egypt yay

[viscid vault]

WAHT

[river zephyr]

THEY ASKED U BROTHA

[viscid vault]

What thats niceee

for fun or

[river zephyr]

my life has never been cool 💔

[river zephyr]

internship

ive never seen snow 😔

[viscid vault]

okayyyyy, thought youre gonna visit the pharaohs

[river zephyr]

i will most likely

[viscid vault]

correct me if im wrong but theres snow in northern parts of ur country too

i suppose

[river zephyr]

work hours are adjustable

[river zephyr]

i am from the south 💔

[viscid vault]

ping me when its done 👍, ive never had that before

[river zephyr]

unc aah response

[viscid vault]

oh im from the south too but it snnows every like 10 years

[river zephyr]

;-;

i see

[viscid vault]

when the weather being werid

[restive locust]

Imma just wing my ap calc bc test tmr, itll be fine right

[viscid vault]

most of the time its around 10C in winter

[fluid valve]

Cisstraightwhitemale

[viscid vault]

Cis gender middle class 6 foot blonde white male

Working in finance

[fluid valve]

You lost me at middle class

[viscid vault]

parents are lawyers

Got their own pension

Went to an Ivy League uni

The bitterest experience of said male is the black coffee in the morning

[fluid valve]

I am only 5'3 but I like boys who are 6'7

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[viscid vault]

Would cry themselves to sleep when they lost their dog/cat

[fluid valve]

[viscid vault]

The size difference is einfach too huge

[willow oak]

[viscid vault]

Also Born in a first world country, loves anime when they were kids, fav country being Japan and claiming that it’s a soul changing experience after visiting Japan

That’s like my Vorstellung von a white male

[fluid valve]

Schwul

[viscid vault]

What’s happened

[willow oak]

my gf is asleep 🥀

[limpid thistle]

who wouldn't 😢 😔 😞 😪

[viscid vault]

wait for them, they need rest

[viscid vault]

It’s not exclusive

[elfin latch]

hallo

ich bin müde und habe Unterricht morgen früh

wrong order

[ionic wigeon]

hallo wie ghets

[untold nacelle]

hallo , gut . und du ?

[polar galleon]

*und dir

[polar galleon]

*gehts

[old rock]

Guten Morgen

[waxen void]

Guten

[old rock]

a, gut.

[waxen void]

?

[polar galleon]

''guten'' by itself means nothing

[waxen void]

Deine Hose ist nass

👍

[waxen void]

well we germans use just guten instead guten morgen

[limpid thistle]

wie weißt du das

[polar galleon]

@onyx python do you germans just say ''guten'' instead of ''guten morgen''?

[waxen void]

Was meinst du?

[polar galleon]

@limpid thistle actually du bist deutscher. was sagste dazu

[limpid thistle]

Idk hab ich noch nie gehört

[onyx python]

uhhh some do, but it’s a bit tongue in cheek

i have definitely heard it many times but it’s not that common

[limpid thistle]

Aber nur morgen hab ich schon gehört

[polar galleon]

ich würde an ''moin'' denken

[onyx python]

dialectally it’s more common (i.e. frankfurt dialect „gude“ or „ei gude, wie“)

[polar galleon]

ok danke zuzu

[onyx python]

easterners might also often say stuff like „scheenen juten“ without morgen/tag/abend

[polar galleon]

scheenen?

[onyx python]

schönen

[polar galleon]

aso

[onyx python]

note though that saying „schönen guten“ in standard sounds off and nobody says that

[polar galleon]

hab das genotet

[onyx python]

without morgen/tag/abend

„schönen guten tag“ is common and very friendly

good thing to say when you’re calling somewhere for a request or a favor or to resolve something

🌈

[polar galleon]

joa aber würden die Leute dann nd wissen dass du was von ihnen erwartest

[restive locust]

oh ok

https://youtu.be/jdBlpyCom3U

german kurzgesagt

[onyx python]

das kommt danach

gleich mit der türe ins haus zu fallen kommt nicht so gut an, wenn man etwas will

[polar galleon]

they posted the same video to their english channel

[polar galleon]

stimmt

danke für deine Hilfe zuzu

das ist ne neue Redewendung für mich

[mossy cove]

Gluten morgen

[waxen void]

Morgen

[restive locust]

Gute Nacht

Ich möchte jetzt schlafen.

[waxen void]

Schlaf schön

[fluid valve]

Ich hab ein Stift

Ich hab ein Apfel

Uh Apfelstift

Ich hab ein Stift

Ich habne Ananas

Uh Ananasstift

Apfelstift Ananasstift

Uh

Stiftananasapfelstift

https://tenor.com/view/ppap-pineapple-pineapple-pencil-apple-pen-ppap-infinite-craft-infinite-craft-gif-7554342421701910535

@polar galleon was ist geschehen

[sonic ether]

guten morgen

[unique swan]

Guten abend

[grim ember]

3 of the studienkollegs I applied to all have their aufnahme on 13th june

Fucking epic

Now what

[limpid thistle]

pay someone to go for u

[fast vortex]

guten morgen

[sonic ether]

wie geht es dir

[unique swan]

Gehen zu Gym. Ich hatte uni jetzt gemacht. Und du?

[sonic ether]

ich bin nur aufgewacht

[median seal]

grawr

[sonic ether]

musik hören

[sonic ether]

rawrrrr

@tawdry notch wohin bist du gegangen 🥺 ich habe dich seit langem nicht gesehen

[sweet gull]

Guys I know it's kinda late at night right now

But can I get a TV for $300

[median seal]

frech

[polar galleon]

*seit langem

[unique swan]

Ah naturlich . Musik in Morgans. Eine gute Anfangen

[sonic ether]

does that make it even longer 🥺🥺

[sweet gull]

It'd be so sick if I got a tv for 300 buck icl

[sonic ether]

(joking btw)

[sonic ether]

hehe

[sonic ether]

mhmmmm sie ist wunderbar

[knotty meteor]

u can get a new tv for that price

i got one

[fluid valve]

Ich hab ein Stift ich hab ein Apfel

[sweet gull]

Which brand?

[knotty meteor]

TCL

[spare bison]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fame-park-princess--k01KQ340SS04QBZBQPRDG9FMYNT

[median seal]

[grim ember]

Guys

Opinion on universität kassel?

🙏 🙏

[sweet gull]

Alright bet

[sweet gull]

I'm leaving Baltimore morrow

[spare bison]

ah where is you goin' to?

[meager raft]

Gumo

[runic tide]

to the Baltic states?

[onyx python]

pain and suffering

[runic tide]

haste Anrufe auf Widows

[onyx python]

first day back at work after holidays i have 40 emails i should call in sick

[onyx python]

nopp

schnurtelefon

[swift shore]

Guten Tag leute

(12.50)

[sweet gull]

Maryland actually

[sweet gull]

Florida yo

[spare bison]

ah

you is gon' hit da beach yo?

[sweet gull]

I live there

Me Florida man

[meager raft]

Damn

Ur the infamous Florida man I keep hearing about

[sweet gull]

Ja

[fluid valve]

Ich lese Harry Potter nicnt

[spare bison]

ah good yo

you knows da publix?

me used to go there a lot

[sweet gull]

It is what it is yo

[fickle abyss]

Chat I need help

[runic tide]

Keine Schade

[meager raft]

Go on

[fickle abyss]

What in the sagittarius do they want from me

[fluid valve]

Weil ich die Authorin gemein finde

[sweet gull]

Yeah there are plenty of those

[meager raft]

Why r u playing that at 7 in the morning

😭

[fickle abyss]

Distraction from having to pee bc bathroom is occupied

[sweet gull]

I js go to Walmart

[fickle abyss]

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

NOW SOLVE THE GOD DARN RIDDLE

[fluid valve]

Ich lese keine Bücher von gemeinen Authoren

[spare bison]

yas

me like

[meager raft]

We have to guess a comedy movie?

[spare bison]

da fried chikun da sub sandwiches

[runic tide]

Scorpius - Taurys - Cassiopeia - Aries

[fickle abyss]

And the fourth?

[meager raft]

I don't even understand this riddle

[fickle abyss]

I went trial and error, doesn't work

[spare bison]

they do make fried chicken very good without using much of any seasonings but the taste is like nice

[meager raft]

What r the rules and laws

[fickle abyss]

U have to group the words based on some kind of criteria that you don't know

Eg the row on top is "electric devices"

The row on bottom is things that have to do with comedy

But I can't figure out how to arrange these last two rows

Half of those are... Mystical creatures like Pegasus? And some are star sign things

[fluid valve]

Krebs Skorpion Stier Zwillinge Widder

[meager raft]

What game is it

[fickle abyss]

God bless trial and error

[fickle abyss]

This app is called "connect words" the game is also known just as "connect"

[meager raft]

Now Ik this game

Ask another

I almost solved it before u sent that

[empty quiver]

HI

[meager raft]

Lemon cake Swiss roll angel cake honey cake

[meager raft]

Picnic camping bowling watching tv

[naive dock]

[meager raft]

Sound loud quite play

[fickle abyss]

It's hard to play this here bc new tiles come

[meager raft]

[fickle abyss]

Gotta get the app urself

[meager raft]

Genau

Why is it so dark today

It's 8 but feels like 5:30

[dull summit]

snow winter snowboard snowman 🗣️

[meager raft]

Wrong

[dull summit]

Oh

[meager raft]

Meow

[naive dock]

So cold too

[meager raft]

Wear a hoodie

[fickle abyss]

Diggah it's already 12 degree at 8am

Today gonna be hot

[meager raft]

Now ik why it's so dark

It's raining balls

[crude sable]

i’ll trade it was only 18 today

[fickle abyss]

oh no not again

[fickle abyss]

Are u sure bc apparently there's rain

It's supposed to start raining at 12 here too

This reminds me I have like 6 more hours until I have to go to work. Life is good

[meager raft]

It's gonna rain this whole week

[fickle abyss]

U know why?

Because there's a holiday on Thursday. It's to make sure no one can enjoy the long weekend

[meager raft]

Nice

I haven't still taken Friday off

Is everyone gonna think I am weird

Bc I saw the calendar and everyone else has a day off

[copper crane]

patcat @meager raft

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 98 pats to @meager raft's feline companion.

[meager raft]

petdog @copper crane

[smoky epoch]

You spent 205 hours petting @copper crane's pretty pupper.

[fickle abyss]

Because this is a situation where u can get 4 days of free time in a row with using just one holiday

It's a no brainer

[meager raft]

Nein Gehreninger

[fickle abyss]

What

Gehirn?

[meager raft]

No brainer in german

[fickle abyss]

Kein-Gehirner

[meager raft]

I was close

Only 3 days of work this week

Germans r partying hard this week

[fickle abyss]

I only have one day mwahahha

[meager raft]

What about school

[fickle abyss]

University? I have classes in Tuesday

Today work, Tuesday classes, Wednesday I usually work another job but that's paused this month

[meager raft]

Lucky

But I can't live without work so I'm good

[fickle abyss]

Workaholic

[meager raft]

This girl just started doing tiktok dances in rain

[fickle abyss]

U should try doing that, very freeing

[meager raft]

I would if I could

[fickle abyss]

Who's stopping you

[meager raft]

Getting wet

At this moment

[fickle abyss]

That's the freeing part...

[meager raft]

I am going to work

Why is the chat so dead today

[fickle abyss]

It's Monday morning

[bronze mason]

Cause I am not gere

[meager raft]

Not complaining just wanna keep it this way

[bronze mason]

Ok I will disappear

[meager raft]

Have u not gotten to pee yet

I would crash out if my roomie occupied the washroom for an hour

[bronze mason]

I would pee in their pants

[meager raft]

Entschuldigung

[river zephyr]

Sup

Oh hi greg

Oh wait its Monday 💔

[fickle abyss]

No I did

And went back to bed

[naive dock]

[river zephyr]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044344341260410881/1492048310410674288/image.gif

[ornate tangle]

meow

[minor glen]

sorry im here

[ornate tangle]

4 for me

[river zephyr]

Hii

[proper tide]

POV: ich bin neu hier

[round geyser]

Mich auch!

no

Ich auch

[knotty meteor]

Herzlich willkommen

[proper tide]

POV: ich werde ab heute alle Nachrichten mit POV behinnen

[knotty meteor]

[river zephyr]

Hi jojo

[naive dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-chihauhaua-chihauha-chihauhau-gif-11734421188323245480

[round geyser]

hi everyone

https://tenor.com/view/grrr-angry-angry-dog-growling-growl-gif-16345017163953633442

[meager raft]

Are you working on Friday

Windows has gotten so bad

Everytime I turn it on after weekends it boots into recovery mode

So basically it crashed at some point while sleeping

[ornate tangle]

yes

[naive dock]

Then how is it 4

[proper tide]

POV: wie geht es euch?

[ornate tangle]

bcs thursday no work

[knotty meteor]

idk ich bin neu hier

[round geyser]

ich bin neu hier auch

[naive dock]

ich bin neu hier auch

[round geyser]

ich bin auch neu hier

[ornate tangle]

no thats not it

[ornate tangle]

hello

[verbal basin]

✌️

[round geyser]

moin

[sonic ether]

hiii

[round geyser]

ich spreche kein deutsch

[coral moat]

Halo

[sonic ether]

doch hast du da deutsch gesprochen

[round geyser]

hallo steve, wie geht's?

[round geyser]

was bedeutet gesprochen?

[sonic ether]

spoken

[round geyser]

und was bedeutet doch

[maiden laurel]

seas

[coral moat]

Ich bin wirklich gut

[round geyser]

bruh german grammar is so complicated

[sonic ether]

"nay" in (old) english (saying no to a negative statement, meaning you actually do)

[round geyser]

Ich auch

[round geyser]

so basically like si in french

if anyone speaks the baguette language here

[maiden laurel]

yes

[sonic ether]

i dont speak french but i think so?

[round geyser]

oui = yes, affirmative

si = yes, negative

[coral moat]

Spannend! Was Machen Sie jetzt?

[proper tide]

Si senior

[maiden laurel]

english is stupid and doesn't have one of these which is why i just respond to negative questions with the same verb

[round geyser]

Ich nach bett bald gehen

[coral moat]

Das ist richitig! Ich lerne Deutsch seitdem April

My grammar is bad

[round geyser]

du sprichst sehr gut

ich lerne deutsch seitdem mai (diesen monat)

[coral moat]

Danke!

[round geyser]

warum lernst du deutsch?

[knotty meteor]

ru a pilot

[round geyser]

ja ich bin pilot

[knotty meteor]

really

you fly floatplane

[proper tide]

What would you answer to: "are you not dumb"

[round geyser]

no this is just a random picture

but i fly cessnas sometimes

[maiden laurel]

i am/i'm not

[coral moat]

Ah nice. Which level are you aiming for ?

[proper tide]

POV: I see

[knotty meteor]

nice that's cool

[round geyser]

ich reise nach berlin im juli

ich mochte A1 sprechen

oder A2

[coral moat]

Geniesse die Reise

[willow oak]

fuck

[round geyser]

still kinda doing flight training but i've flown like 3 times ever in a cessna

not really started my training yet

[sonic ether]

"I am not dumb"

its really inefficient

[round geyser]

Danke

[willow smelt]

Noch eine Mia :3

[knotty meteor]

that's cool my dad learned to fly on those too

[meager raft]

Then what is it

[willow oak]

hallo mia

[round geyser]

ooh nice

[maiden laurel]

you don't need to repeat dumb

[proper tide]

POV: I'd say "me smart"

[willow oak]

im a little cooked

[sonic ether]

but then it sounds like "I am not not dumb"
"I am dumb"

[willow oak]

maybe not though

[willow smelt]

Why’s that

[maiden laurel]

aren't you dumb
i am not

[sonic ether]

hey mia hows violet

[proper tide]

POV: I'm not not dumb

[willow oak]

shes good

[maiden laurel]

guys what

[willow oak]

i cant say

[willow smelt]

Wdym?

[maiden laurel]

why are there two mias

[sonic ether]

who r u, stop impersonating mia

[meager raft]

One is from Russia and one is from India

[willow oak]

sie scherzt. meine freundin heißt violet

[round geyser]

Hat jemand eine Katze?

[jovial fable]

Why can't we just talk to babies as if they were regular people?

[willow smelt]

Jaa

[sonic ether]

u can

[round geyser]

shootcat @willow smelt

[smoky epoch]

You have shot @willow smelt's cat.

[willow smelt]

Achsoo

[topaz yew]

i do that, but to cats

they don't seem to like it

[round geyser]

ah nein

[jovial fable]

Babies cry and shout all day and take forever to become a productive member of society. Is there a way for us to speed up the growth of human infants?

[topaz yew]

leave them in the woods to fend for themselves

[willow oak]

[meager raft]

Monsanto

[round geyser]

ich bin mude

[topaz yew]

trink einen kaffee

[willow smelt]

EY

[round geyser]

es ist mittnacht @topaz yew

[knotty meteor]

was

woher kommst du

[round geyser]

ich komme aus den usa

[limpid thistle]

steroids

[topaz yew]

dann es ist zeit zu schlafen

[round geyser]

ja

[leaden sapphire]

Hello… guys…

[fiery badger]

💀

[willow oak]

du schreibst sogar wie ich

[topaz yew]

hello... guy..

[ornate tangle]

its generally an issue on your pc which could be very likely hardware related but i dont know what exactly it is, its definitely nothing which happens when its turned off tho

[verbal basin]

..

[willow smelt]

Wir sind einfach twins aus verschiedenen Ländern :3

[leaden sapphire]

Hi there how are you doin..?!

[leaden sapphire]

Oh jojo…?! Hello…

[willow oak]

Stimmt stimmt. Woher kommst du?

[weak cliff]

Hallo

[topaz yew]

drinking coffee and studying german, wbu?

[willow smelt]

Deutschland

[indigo oxide]

Ich komme aus Bangladesh

[topaz yew]

ich komme aus einem Teich

[leaden sapphire]

Well… i have some doubts so i was thinking of asking someone around here… 🙂‍↕️

[modern finch]

Halloo

[topaz yew]

about?

[topaz yew]

hallo

[final dust]

Hallo

[willow oak]

geil, ich aus Russland

[ornate tangle]

hoffentlich ausm süden

[willow oak]

aus'm süd'n

[willow smelt]

Nrw😭

[ornate tangle]

mein beileid

[proper tide]

POV: ich muss arbeiten :(

[leaden sapphire]

Should i prefer the ausbildung program or go to uni.. i feel like i am late you i am already 22… so.. how yo apply for the ausbildung…

[runic tide]

Ente

[indigo oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782334151755694081/1500927667032162455/image0.gif

[willow smelt]

Aber wenigstens nicht Ruhrgebiet sondern ländlich

[willow oak]

norddeutschland auch voll super

[pine lion]

Duck

[topaz yew]

quack

[ornate tangle]

okay zumindest das

[leaden sapphire]

Do yiu know anything about that..?! @topaz yew

[ornate tangle]

bawü beste

[topaz yew]

depends on what you would like to do! what kind of career do you want?

[topaz yew]

REAL AND TRUE

[willow oak]

aber hamburch und schleswig holstein...

[willow smelt]

War da noch nie haha

[final dust]

Worüber redet ihr?

[fiery badger]

If u Go to uni, U can get more money more than From Ausbildung

when u work later

[ornate tangle]

ew

[fiery badger]

After Graduation Natürlich

so, Für mich, Uni ist besser, Weil es ist besser fur langfristig

[verbal basin]

Hi

[leaden sapphire]

Well yeah! So i don’t much about universities… and their criteria…

And is it really free..?! Like people say in germany..?!

[willow smelt]

War auf Klassenfahrt in Hamburg und nachts will ich da echt nicht rumlaufen

[fickle abyss]

ANOTHER MIA

[fiery badger]

Ja, Es ist Gratis

[willow oak]

was doch 🥺

[willow oak]

true

[fiery badger]

Aber only the Public Uni

[fickle abyss]

And not in Bayern

[fiery badger]

Private uni, u still pay

[willow smelt]

Hiiii

[willow oak]

wars nicht bawü

[fickle abyss]

Beide now

[willow oak]

diggah

[fickle abyss]

Hiiii

[runic tide]

hambor

[hasty mica]

infinite mia glitch

[pine lion]

hi

[leaden sapphire]

I am not exactly sure of that.. but i wanna work in something like créative or hands on work… maybe.. 🤔

[willow oak]

lmao

[willow oak]

hamburch

[hasty mica]

hi seb

[fickle abyss]

Then most likely Ausbildung is better

Carpentry or something

[pine lion]

hiolet

[fickle abyss]

Pays very well too

[pine lion]

hia

[willow oak]

hieb

[topaz yew]

well if you're interested in handwork then an ausbildung would be a better option! if you're more into academic fields then its a university. dont think about your age, you're still young!

[fickle abyss]

It's a myth that "university degrees always pay more"

[leaden sapphire]

Okay.. so thats a yes i see…

[willow oak]

[fickle abyss]

There's many people that end up earning more, owning their own businesses or somethign with "only" an Ausbildung

[willow oak]

well most of the time, no?

[onyx python]

carpentry fucks

[topaz yew]

yeah handworkers are on high demand right now

[fickle abyss]

Well if you compare it to a philosophy student, most likely someone with an Ausbildung earns more lmao

[willow oak]

how cool that i hate handwork

[runic tide]

hamburk

[fickle abyss]

In management? Yeah someone with an uni degree will almost always earn more

[willow oak]

😭 ok but what about the top fitting jobs i got

[ornate tangle]

ich will nachts nirgendwo in deutschland rumlaufen

[onyx python]

it depends on the field but the reality of many fields, especially those that would mostly qualify you for research or project based work, is often more self fulfillment than career opportunity

[fickle abyss]

Economic and IT sector are 50/50 I'd say

[leaden sapphire]

Okay… thank you… i will somehow do more research and see… what i can go for.. if i may ask what are you doing…?! Sir…

[fickle abyss]

indian detected

[ornate tangle]

are we talking abt if a university degree pays more or?

[tidal ridge]

[hasty mica]

hi pat

[tidal ridge]

Hi vi!

How are you

[polar galleon]

Laufbandsstunde fertig

[hasty mica]

pretty gud, you?

[topaz yew]

i'm in the medical field

[ornate tangle]

bcs here in my field they just pay you by your skill

[willow smelt]

True darf nach 22 eh nicht mehr raus aber in meinem Dorf würde ich noch machen

[tidal ridge]

Also goood glad to hear you're good

[limpid thistle]

auch nicht zu hause

[willow oak]

[hasty mica]

[naive dock]

[ornate tangle]

they dont care a bit if you have a degree or not if youre good you get good pay

[willow oak]

fair enough

[polar galleon]

@ornate tangle ich brauch nen Neuen. hab grad gelaufbandt

[ornate tangle]

ich wohn nich in deutschland

[warm falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-meme-cat-cat-vro-lilvro-funny-cat-gif-9522557962404597908

[leaden sapphire]

Oh thats great… 🙂‍↕️ i see gotcha…

[ornate tangle]

gewas

[river zephyr]

Yo

[fickle abyss]

Du brauchst schon wieder nen neuen Freund?

[polar galleon]

laufbanden

ich laufbande
du laufbandest

[willow oak]

hi pat

[ornate tangle]

und das heisst was

das du auf nem laufband gerannt bist

[polar galleon]

bin aufm Laufband gelaufen

[tidal ridge]

Hi mi(a) :D

How are you

[limpid thistle]

ach ja

[fickle abyss]

Was heißt denn gewippt? Auf einer wippe gewesen

[ornate tangle]

Felix der Bolt

[fickle abyss]

Warum also nicht gelaufbandet

[polar galleon]

ich wünsch

[willow oak]

im... meh

[tidal ridge]

:(

[river zephyr]

Hruuu

[fickle abyss]

we should open a sad girls club

[tidal ridge]

hope you feel better soon

[tidal ridge]

Real

[polar galleon]

kA hab das Verb nur im Moment erstellt

[ornate tangle]

dachte das is vllt so ne umschreibung für etwas anderes

[fickle abyss]

Hab mit nika gesprochen

[ornate tangle]

Felix das Sprintkätzchen

[polar galleon]

uh

ok

[ornate tangle]

ich bin stolz darauf

[polar galleon]

hab den Namen grad geändert aber ja kann nochmal machen

[ornate tangle]

ich find mit sprintkätzchen hab ich nochmal mehr gekocht

YAY

[polar galleon]

was findste

[ornate tangle]

das ich mit sprintkätzchen mehr gekocht hab

[polar galleon]

aso

wie schmeckts

[ornate tangle]

sehr gut

deine ernsten fragen auf meine nachrichten verwirren mich

[polar galleon]

den Namen, nicht die Kätzchen

[ornate tangle]

achsooo

der name is epic

[polar galleon]

bin ganz erschöpft

[fiery badger]

Mining Ausbildung / Bergbautechnologe
~€3.2k–€5k/month

Mining Engineer (degree)
~€5k–€7k+/month

[shrewd ember]

hi

[fickle abyss]

That's one

[willow smelt]

Hii

[fiery badger]

Hallo

[fickle abyss]

I said it's not always the case

[shrewd ember]

Hallo

[fiery badger]

hmm, aber Warum?

[hasty mica]

hi, welcome

[shrewd ember]

Nice to meet you

[fickle abyss]

Also u see even according to where ever u got this from, someone with Ausbildung can earn just as much as someone with an university degree

[tidal ridge]

Yeah that's why I never bothered going to uni

[polar galleon]

ich sollte Suppe trinken und dann ins Bett gehen. heute Morgen hab ich Training

[fickle abyss]

Warum? Because they're being educated and specialized on something very different

[fiery badger]

isn't the ceiling different?

[polar galleon]

every time i see warum i think of a motorcycle

vroom vroom

[tidal ridge]

Varoom

[fiery badger]

WRRUUMMM!!!!

[fickle abyss]

Someone with an Ausbildung in IT will sit in an office and program some programs

Someone with an IT university degree will sit in an office and write a new programming language

That does not mean neither of them is less or more important

[polar galleon]

if you've played Breath of the Wild, there's a very layered joke to be made here

[fickle abyss]

If there's a company that pays well for a developer of a program, amazing

[tidal ridge]

Oh I haven't sadly

I was thinking of the pokemon

[ornate tangle]

yea IT is usually just purely skill based

[willow smelt]

Glad that I’m too young to think about Uni or apprenticeship

[polar galleon]

oh right scarlet/violet

the games that sucked more than the previous games that sucked

[fickle abyss]

I can apply this to any other place too

[ornate tangle]

a degree will usually just increase your chances of getting the job, but once you get it not a big difference

[verbal basin]

Terrible

Monday and rain

[ornate tangle]

you might start a bit higher, but eventually youll just ve sorted into however good yours doing your job

[fiery badger]

Hmm, Yeah, but what about the wages?

[fickle abyss]

Someone with an Ausbildung in pedagogy will be a kindergartener and teach the kiddos and work with them directly

Someone with an university degree will develop the kindergarten guidelines and curricula

... Again, both are needed

[ornate tangle]

so at best im investing many years into a degree for maybe 5k-20k more moneys in the job

[fickle abyss]

That will depend on the company you work for

[ornate tangle]

which is something but if i just started working those years earlier, suddenly its a net negative

[fickle abyss]

In many areas there's a lack of "low end skilled workers"

So they'll end up paying very well

And the "ceiling" is, uh, well

[high cove]

Hi

[fickle abyss]

No one's gonna stop you from opening ur own carpentry business one day

[meager raft]

I thought it's because of how shitty windows has become and probably just crashes randomly and boots into recovery mode

[fickle abyss]

You don't need an university degree for that

[fervent rampart]

hellooo

[ornate tangle]

unlikely

[high cove]

You get paid less

[fickle abyss]

Why?

[river zephyr]

Damn its like 40 here almost

[fickle abyss]

If it's my own business?

I can set my own prices

[meager raft]

Also if you don't have a degree they don't give you EU work visa even if you get a job

[high cove]

if it is business then mb

[fickle abyss]

And my customers will surely not ask if I have an university degree If Im building them a closet

[high cove]

yeah

as long as you know what you are doing

[meager raft]

It's really important to get a degree if you are non European union to work in European Union countries

[fickle abyss]

With experience and proof of that experience u can pretty much make up for ALMOST any lack of university degree

[pine lion]

hry'all

[pine drum]

Hi

[meager raft]

I am not following this conversation

[fickle abyss]

In my sector, social stuff, it's a bit different because strict guidelines on Professionality

[meager raft]

I just gave my two cents

[fickle abyss]

Hi

[pine lion]

How was France Sadurei ?

[meager raft]

Let me talk to the IT

[fickle abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/movies-titanic-quotes-its-been-years-84years-gif-14851580

[meager raft]

Titanic reference

[pine lion]

shshshshs

[polar galleon]

Frankreich gefällt dir nd?

[fickle abyss]

I'm so jealous because the sour candy from France is so much more sour than ours

I will come back to buy so much sour candy

[ornate tangle]

i wish we had proper spicy food

[fickle abyss]

I think I have burns on my tongue from eating some yesterday, I love it

[fickle abyss]

Doch

[ornate tangle]

das not gud tho

[fickle abyss]

Actually I'm free after tomorrow and might go again

[pine lion]

Sour candies r sooo gud

[fickle abyss]

Do you have recommendations

[pine lion]

I'll buy some when I finish my day

[pine lion]

Tête brûlée

[polar galleon]

geh zum asiatischen Supermarkten und kauf dir thailändische Chilis

[fickle abyss]

Ohh they're originally French right?

[ornate tangle]

ja aber in restaurants so

[polar galleon]

bring sie mit

[fickle abyss]

I remember I had the blue ones once and they were mid. But they're hard to get here

[ornate tangle]

crazy joke

[pine lion]

Yess

[polar galleon]

wozu dient ne Handtasche

[pine lion]

The blue one -coca cola flavor- is the best

[fickle abyss]

Why is there a chili on it

[leaden niche]

Sour candy in germany isn't sour at all :(

[fickle abyss]

Best are drachenzungen but that's it

[ornate tangle]

ich klau dich

[fickle abyss]

[pine lion]

To represent the spiciness -its sour-

[fickle abyss]

But spicy and sour are not the same

[ornate tangle]

i dont like them

[polar galleon]

❌

[leaden niche]

Yeah that's the most sour i found

[ornate tangle]

the consistency

[ornate tangle]

doch

[warm falcon]

[fickle abyss]

Try the drachenzungen ice cream

[leaden niche]

Same😭

[ornate tangle]

what the heck is that

[polar galleon]

it's german for dragon tongue

[warm falcon]

👅😛

[fickle abyss]

It's so disgusting I love it

[warm falcon]

Whatt

[ornate tangle]

never seen that