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Thanks, I won’t.
yep
it’s for moderation
Not in general but #other-languages is fine
Why, if you can type Arabic?
what is that
actually i cant
traditionell?
The dude did it
but i cant
financial characters afaik
Why lol
oh no arabic

ion speak arabic
Huh someone typed arabic? 
You can also type this
My tshirt and jacket are both dripping wet.

But no Russian
Hey baby was haste heute vor
That feels oddly targeted
Bin grad im Gym
i tried my bestes

its because u could use it to type bad english words and the bot wont mod it
The mod wont bot it
What about arabic
It’s so cold and wet now. 
im so eepy
Same
I miss summer 
also this ロクジュウ なな
Me when I am —
⚠️ Message is unavailable
awww i hope you can get warm and dry soon

Sadly is summer now
i will probably try take a nap today
I’m on my way to school, so no.
i love naps
𑁗𑁘
oof
Napping is generally good
Yeah. 

i agree, we should be having mandated naps
nap ration cards
it’s unfair that we stop getting nap time after a certain age
I need a nap a lot more than those preschoolers
Sister is living the dream
When i get too tired my vision gets a Lil blurry can't focus on reading but I've been enjoying reading on the commute 
☺️
reading on the commute is fire
Imagine commuting
but then i get eepy and fall asleep in train
I dont move from point A to point B
i unfortunately have places to be sometimes 
You move from point A to point B
Sometimes I have to go to a lot of points for someone who's work is primarily with computers lmao
never B to A though, im not cool enough for that
So there is even C and D
You should numerate them like A_i at that point
Give them little variable names
how many points till it reaches a point of absurdity
Honestly its already absurd its too hilly here
Is this coding
sudo pacman -Syu
vega is a hacker confirmed
im in flatland
Yeah I think so.
it’s so flat here that i look great
Minecraft super flat world
slimes are everywhere
No it doesnt work
do yk of steppe?
2 errors generated
no?
Uesj
In physical geography, a steppe () is an ecoregion characterized by grassland plains without closed forests except near rivers and lakes.
Steppe biomes may include:
the montane grasslands and shrublands biome
the tropical and subtropical grasslands, savannas, and shrublands biome
the temperate grasslands, savannas, and shrublands biome
A steppe...
Peak coding

interesting
that’s my inner code
hello world 😊
dont hack me 
Can u stop spamming pics pls
Maybe
Thx
There is a non zero chance I will stop
that's an app
hello
math isn’t mathing
making it
mein charger port ist gebroken
You a very broad definition of application and I respect that
@valid wigeon wo ist Language Simp server
got deleted because of inactivity apparently
still dumb imo
there's so many resources
i’ve heard tales of this place
The dude is a D4 gigachad
who
Language Simp
Wanna play some chess?
he makes stupid satire videos on languages
patcow @fierce pawn
You have administered 276 pats to @fierce pawn's cute cow.
sure, i don’t have an account anywhere
Hes better at german than I am
hi there hello. How’s things
im doing good hbu
Join the challenge or watch the game here.
I’m fineeee. About to get ready for work. You know how it is
Did u drink ur morning shots
13 min till gym closes. Felix almost done with gym
i have 2 lessons today :p
good luck with the day ahead
I thought you home gymed?
wie spät ist es bei dir
I do both

guten morgen klasse
I was about to say were you going to lock yourself out of your own home or something 
idk the name
cat
Have 2 pairs
Aw theyre friends 🙂
i said car not cags
Felix has 4
Who wants to join a server pls I don’t mean it as advertising
U saying hi to the entire grade?
jawohl
Fast 11pm
uiii schlaf gut felix
They removed the bitte from bitte nicht einstegen
Ja das mach ich während ich ne Übung mach
Fuck I was looking for a pretty checkmate
I lost lol
whaat
It was not check mate
bro skipped the first bit of conversation
I thought it was pretty easy to tell who lost in a chess match
How is there a confusion
i got stalemated?
impossible only bread does that
Nobody
well regardless you still kicked my ass 😭
It was a draw
your mum
You lost?
mould mate
what a waste of how many minutes
Mummy
11 minutes
Lol
Ending a match in draw sounds like skill issues
Join the challenge or watch the game here.
i will gladly spend 11 mins of my time for vega
Who's vega
my friend apparently
Why's Skylar friends with everyone
Vegas
Leg night done
Casino is haram
Vegeta? Nah Vegemite
W vegemite
Vegetable
Vegetable? Nah vegan
What u think vegans eat
Cheese balls
Hi
Oh i come from a land down under
Which one was it? 
China
Y
Close. They eat flour balls. Couscous
People talking loud. My sense of hearing is terribly sensitive so it's distracting
You are like superman
maybe felixs joke flew over your head
ever think of that
Have you tried wearing earplugs
komputa libe
what a silly way to charge my phone
And there’s a whole meme about a lost island called Agartha full of agarthians
agartha christie
she was from there i think
But land down under is australia
maybe im not getting the china bit
Digging to China if I had to guess
like ur any funnier

I meant well, honest
Test
Ghana
I knew it was one of the -na countries
Schönes Lied, wahrlich 
That was better
You could charge your phone via a LAN-Cable
Uwu
Banana
I blundered so hard still
Im so not in form
Hallo neu hier
it’s sad how bad ive gotten with chess lol
patcat @proper tide
You have administered 332 pats to @proper tide's feline companion.
Same
i used to play for my school team 
Hallo sus hier
bonk @silver marsh
@silver marsh disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right. 
patcat @copper crane
You have administered 366 pats to @copper crane's feline companion.
same
Will no one shoot felix
shootdog @polar galleon
You have shot @polar galleon's dog.
I'm not USAian
Idc about my dog
Was ist uns
shootcat @polar galleon
😞
You have shot @polar galleon's cat.
I like overwhelming people with combinations and weird piece coordination but sometimes I confuse myself

oh no my cat
goodmorninggggg
yeah it felt very overwhelming at times 😭
Morning.
BANG BANG
I just have earphones
bonk @silver marsh
You have prescribed 459 bonks to @silver marsh. 
i used the last of my little brain energy on that game
u should play me
I'm a bit tempted to buy an overead headphones
🤨
This is me all the time
howd we sleep
what happened
r u scared
yes
You almost beat me at some point
crikey
Fight me then
Usually in-ear seal the noise better (at least, if you buy not the very cheapest)
i have no clue how to drive it back home anymore
Not good.
whats yalls elos
why not
im a little busy maybe in the afternoon
I peaked at 1200 I suck at this game
ohhhhh
Don’t know.
Nowdays I mainly play with 75% acc
In my good days I pulled off 90%+
so did i
my chess got worse when I broke up with her
90%+ lose rate that is
oh!
the %age accuracy given doesnt necessarily indicate how well you play
It literally shows how good you play
because w lower skilled players youll easily get a higher accuracy while still playing pretty shite ive noticed
what if im flyzo age
Its the % of good moves you had
relatively not the best measure
of skill
well if u win u made good moves duh
woah
Its literally the best one there is
then you unlock the ability to make the silliest jokes
Lol yeah
not really
If you average it over multiple games it rocks
i could get a 99% accuracy against a 600 elo player that doesnt make me good at the game
Keep in mind you mostly get paired with people in your same strength group
Sechs sieben
Eepwell uwu
i know but against online matches youre not necessarily in the same bracket
eep gud 
like from discord friends and such
six sevennnn
It that case is utterly void yeah
I could clean the floor with a 500
wanna be friends though i dont play chess as much anymore
Sure
do i not make silly jokes already
no i dont wanna be ur friend
wow ☹️
yeah
💔
and what
why tho :(
meanie 
true </3
Hallo
aint no one getting more mutuals
hi ed
Natsu will probably soon hit the limit of friends kek
@rustic lava how to log into voisechat does not give me access
read #getting-started
why is there a friend limit
it has vc info there
Idk, but a few years ago there was one
as well in roblox, it used to be 200 but now its idk but its more
Hello
Onkel simon
Hi
I understand.
On sunday I will probably bring my motorcycle back
It Limits at 512
The limits is 512 +- n friends
±??? wdym
Yeah
you cant answer wdym with yeah
Yeah +- n
you cant just change the definition of a limit
what is n
My ear holes are VERY small 
a limit is a limit, there arent limits to limits
n >= 512
the limit is the limit
There is some uncertainty to it
I see. You'd need very small tipps then

if n ≥ 512, the limit isnt 512
its a fixed number, its not that i get to have 1024 friends but neu hier only is allowed to have 1 friend
sorry forget about it I got confused 
Yeah it is a fixed number
But we dont know it
WHAT
I dont know the limit so its 512 +- n
what were u waffling on abt then 😭
Limits and derivatives???
no
There is an uncertainty

It is inside the interval [512 - n; 512 + n]
you might as well have said 5729471964926482642 ± n
For a certain value of n yeah
It could be
But we don’t know

Surely its less than 1024

And greater than 0
what if i have a lot of friends
You dont have 1024 friends
its more than 400 bc i have more than 400 friends
Imagine being disappointment to that many people
you dont know that
we are getting somewhere now
Having 1024 friends is kinda hard
1024 birthdays to remember
You are probably wishing birthday almost everyday
1024 people that you have to invite to your wedding
Maybe i should come later ...
It gets tiresome
so n is at least 112
How would u feel if i mistakenly use "die" instead of "der" with a noun
It feels like el niña
La amigo
you get thrown out of germany

Oh okay
💗
You can easy get punched in the face if you say it wrong
What about austria ? Are they bit tolerant?
Painful
5-10 years of jail without bail
That's brutal
Life changing
hi
🥺 😔
GuMo
Do you live in Deutschland?
No
Then how u know?
God told me so in a dream

Indian here !!!!
nice
Hi
Non Indian here
I was being ignored by the chat for atleast 13 mins , felt like racism ngl 😭
Why lol
where r u getting 512 from tho
I have cleared the hardest exam in India
I made it up
There are lots of Indians who are active here, could be the chat was just moving quickly
hello people and indians
Cool pfp

According to google it is 1000
then n ≤ 112 but n ≥ ∞
thanks! it's my cat
Offensive
I'm indian too if it makes it better
I couldn't understand why u seperately referred "indins" from "people"
Hello indians and non indians
Is it a slang?
For what lol
Hello to only Indians
Better
Hello to everyone but the french
Why not French?
They're French
Yes im french
Im actually not
Croissant
Im not french at all
Actually I could be a little french
Maybe
What's that
False
Who is to determine that?
Its just wrong
Some people are not french at all
Like?
Jesus was not french
Jesus was so french
are you sure
that's why i wear a guillotine necklace
Im pretty sure France was not a thing
Jesus is not bound by time
He can be French before the French
The Ur-French, if you will
Not bound by ethnicity either
jesus invented france and maybe we js dont know
Yes exactly
Jesus is secretly australian
Buddha was indian
Hi Seb.
uhhh
jesus was actually american
born and raised here in texas
We do not claim you

holy mol y
Is this true grok
@fierce pawn
i love his beautiful wife too

Dewit
And keep learning afterwards
i really wanna learn spanish , but the thing is there's no point of learning spanish kind of


i'm in a loop
Wdym no point?
There js always a point to learning any language
i get your point but learning german brings so many opportunities unlike spanish
spanish is really cool tho
yesssirrrr
Also just knowing a lngauge opens up a whole new eorld of culture
es kommt darauf an, wo du lebst
And developing your cognitive skills
i agree with you 100% , but it won't land me a good job in a good country 
in Amerika ist Spanisch mehr gesprochen und nützlicher
If that's your goal
Also good is very subjective
aber wenn du in Deutschland bist, ist Deutsch die Sprache, die am meisten genutzt wird
Where are you from?
yeah
No way
india
Yeah
No way
meow
ich schlage dir vor, dass du eine indische Sprache lernst, um mit Menschen in Indien zu reden
guten Morgen guys
das würde dir nützlicher in Indien wie Deutsch, das dort nicht gesprochen wird
ja
Zum Beispiel, ich leben in Vereinigten Staaten, aber ich habe Englisch zu sprechen aufgehört um Deutsch zu lernen
"for" loop or "while" loop
und es ist nicht einfach
?
i can speak 3 indian languages and can understand atleast 6 of them
whatever makes sense
weil es gibt sehr wenige Menschen in Amerika, die noch Deutsch können
atleast learning one foregin language would be good
ich muss bei der Amishen einkaufen, weil es sind die einige Leute die mich verstehen, wenn ich ihnen auf Deutsch anspreche
is this guy a bot
i'm practicing my german :(
sorry 😭
Moin!
good morning flyzo
servus
Ich habe meine Antwort bekommen
das ist wunderbar, dass du Deutsch zu lernen anfangen wirst
tsk tsk tsk flyzo
heute war der zweite Tag an dem ich den Song von Clueso beim Training gehört hab
flyzo sollte ich beim Konzert nen Song von Clueso singen
Gewinner vs Freier Fall. du wählst
Gewinner
Freier Fall? ok danke
i'm going to learn spanish instead 
U are always our winner flyzo❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨️✨️✨️🎀🎀🎀🎀
I still need to decide on what song to play in my head when i get iut of the train in berlin
Freier Fall von Clueso
It's obvious
Baby one more time
My loneliness is killing me
And i
I must confess, i still believe
Office air is so bad 
I was thinking Joy by Raye
Office air.. officer
Or Enormous Penis by the dinosaur quartett.
Or "ich will nicht nach berlin" by Kraftklub
Peak title
Ne du willst nach berlin🥺
"i am legal alien in Berlin"
Magneto will be sed
"I drink coffee, but I take tea now, my dear
I like my berliner done on one side"🎶
Hallo leute , guten morgen !
Yes rex... yes...
<@&305455824174710787>
we are flat??
No you are.
i want to be flat 😔
true
<@&305455824174710787>
just dont go to your office 
Same
why is blud getting mod wrecked 😭
Ich fahre nächste Woche nach Deutschland. Are there any slangs I need to know about
oh wait i see it nvm
Nuke your office. Free radioactive air
nah they all speak english slang anyway
Halt die Fresse.
ich liebe diene mutter
😭
Justin bieber
is übermorgig a word
Wink wink
ich hab lowkenuinely viel stress vorm test like unser prof ist no cap ein diddy ahh blud

Anscheindend nicht, selbst wenn es vorgestrig gibt
hmmm
Makes me feel sick everytime 
Uuurggg
Rn and until the rest of the year/my life
I'm gonna stay away from humans irl
I hate them
Y E S
6️⃣ 9️⃣
Langwich
Understandable
Sohn 😭
@upbeat terrace u are missing on karaoke 😔
And you just cant hide itM
||I just got a wowcher deal and I think I like it|| cant think of that song anymore without the british ad
just do homeoffice smh /j
damn <@&305455824174710787>
Lmao
Friends im writing a ton of fun facts for my dnd character. Who wants them as a german exercise? 
ME.
There yall go!
On the plus side anki decided to throw "die Hure" at me today 
DIE, HURE!
I'll socialize with teachers, but no longer with other students.
Hi

I've lost all hope of socializing with students a long time ago, teachers too.
Hi.
Hola
Tired, you?
Same but got coffee to keep me going for at least an hour before I crash
Good luck.

Me walking to the store, wanting to buy beige pants. I see a dark version of them in the window. I say hi to the store clerk, then point at the dark pants and politely say "DIE IN HELL?"
💀 smh my head
Tfw i wanted to go to england this year but i cant since those vacation weeks are already taken

Hi
I'll avoid everyone
Being alone is better I may hope
I wanna go too.

Why would people willingly come to the UK 
That sounds rude but im out here wanting to leave lmao
I miss it. 


Are you in germany?
Pakistani food
Indian food
Mm fair
bonk @meager raft
You have prescribed 212 bonks to @meager raft. 
Also i get to have a refresher on how bad beer can be
Oh maybe that's why I don't like beer
Hallo
hi seb flyzo euli tcpat
Hi :D
Hi kaosu
How are you doing
a lot better
I do like pub atmosphere tho
Super glad to hear that!!
It's more comfy than Kneipe
Oh yeah lol for sure
But i will admit ive only experienced big city pubs
after the insane amounts of exhaustion and hunger this is much more bearable and calm
might aswell go eat moree
The pub in my hometown is nice, everyone knows each other
Granted i dont go there but I used to work there
Yes. 
If we swap then we're both happy right 
we should do it then.

😂 pretty much
Hello
Hi kaosu.
yes hi hi
I'm gonna isolate myself from humans irl.
I have my dose of trying to connect with people, trying to create relationships etc.
It does get excruciatingly lonely
well
self isolation is useful only in looking for yourself
otherwise its really pointless
unneceseary making people, who wish you were there, feel concerned, and really brings harm to both parties, no matter how you think
but thats if youre totally trying to self isolate, irl and online
hii
mmhhh watremelon 
hello kaosu
hi eli
ka osu
no correlation to osu
ka osu! (Lazer)
lazer SUCKS
ikr
however i think lazer is how osu should be
I play lazer cuz i got more maps on there
the hold notes are supposed to be harder
everything else on it is just weird
Like my tapping is so off
even tho i already have buns accuracy
same same
Ofcourse, at that point it becomes driven by selfishness if you actually have ppl concerned about you, but at times there truely isnt anyone concerned about you
i do but that doesnt really help me
so i dont even know how i got like 1200 pp
i dont and it doesnt help
me
i feel like kenpachi
pure strengh
t
selfish isolation to "test who will stay" is pointless too
but some people (even i) did that at some point
Yep
Benjamin
safe to say no one left, everything was okay
but
people shouldnt really do thay
it was just a really bad point in my life when i was even more all over the place than i am right now
its not like anything got better really, but atleast the self isolation loop is gone
I would say thats progress
yeah but the amount of mess that was happening because of that is just...
either way
Oh yeah for sure, it doesn't sound fun at all
assuming that one should self isolate is stupid
I haven't self-isolated on purpose but I did something similar a few weeks ago and didn't realise just how many people actually give a damn about me
A) youre delusional
B) you have bad friends that you dislike
No one wishes me to be there
Even tho, some of them don't appreciate me
It'll be better for everyone if I just cut the non existent tie between them and me so I won't annoy anyone, and I'll be alone for the best of everyone
I'll only be socializing on discord
No where else, especially not in irl
assumptions assumptions
That's not a true statement though is it?
mind reading
That's the brainworms talking
Do you think you're not deserving of love
I can only really see two outcomes of this
- you're incorrect and everyone is worried about your wellbeing, making you feel guilty about doing it in the first place
- you're correct and you feel bad that you were right
What good comes out of this realistically?
Some people irl, told me I was a burden
So yeah, self isolation is better for everyone
some..
You said some people though, not everyone
everyone...
Same mind lol
at some points
no
Hi.
Hi
hi euli
Welcome to therapy
or reverse therapy
Okay wait
True
How did you know I need some?
Spotify gave me a "j-pop" playlist and the second song is literally German
If you're a burden on someone and they still spend time with u that's not ur problem or fault
I mean
I keep hurting people even now
how can it be other way
If I keep being with people, I'll hurt even more everyone
So, no me around irl people, no probs
Well for starters you wanna come to the UK /lh
You are not able to waste another persons time because THEY decide to spend time with you
the same thinking process i had in the past
smh
what will your friends think about this
Convergence
what friends?
I only have one
and I don't see her irl
Remember
I changed school
I don't think we can realistically change your mind Séb but do yourself a favour and really think about what we're doing here.
Let's say that you're correct about all of this (which is highly unlikely). Even then, you can't be that much of a burden if a bunch of internet strangers have come together to convince you otherwise, right?
thanks!!
Welcome!!
I cry now.
Noooo
Yes.
we may not change the opinion, but the seed of doubt is important
:(
atleast making him second guess himself
Yeah
You know the point where children cry because they are tired as hell?
Oh god yeah
That’s me right now.
Are you able to get some sleep or too late for that?
It’s almost 12 pm, I’m at school. 
I actually could, we are without supervision.
not harassment
not yet
I made a big mistake there, excluding me and putting me elsewhere
and now, other people don't appreciate me either
Constant => I'm a social problem => isolation
another big mistake?
twice???
Previous school : big mistake
This school : just being who I am = people don't appreciate me
Well how old are you if you dont mind me asking?
If you're still in school im guessing teens?
social blunder
Internet and irl aren't the same person
being who you are...
Who you asking?
I agree but in my mind, friendship is friendship, we do exist
Seb but I mean if you wanna weigh in, more than welcome haha
No, I didn’t. They just didn’t ping the message and I just mentioned school, so I was confused. 
Ohhh sorry
Few months left of being an adult

I will let you guess first.
ooh
Oh dear god
that sounds like youre already an adult
I know
I cant guess im so bad with that 
block who?
They didnt, dont worry
?
well i was getting bullied throghout most my school years (and now being rejected from my uni class) so i cant give a hint
Just try.
Kaosu was asking if athene blocked you but they didnt
At least 1 
Yes.
Well depends on what you're in school for, are you in uni studying something or regular school?
At some points
Everyone here will block me one day...
Neither of those.
But it's just the internet right? You said it's different
hi
Hi mia
Hmmmmmm okay
assumptions assumptions
Well you give me mid 20s vibes
Give me a concert number.
You are sadly very wrong. 
Alain (a philosopher), said that happy people make people happy
Sad people are rejected from the social, anxiety-inducing people
If I keep talking about that here
Y'all will exclude me
Oooo okay
hawwo
you look older
While that can be true, doesn't mean we'll exclude you
Thanks I guess.
Athene do you know how old I am?
Is that a good excited or a bad one?
Let me think.
We will probably direct you to #1025098221653073940 . 😌
Good I think?
Rin.

Hello Eule. 😌
27?
How are you?🍓
So you still have a birthday this year. 
I do 👀
Good enough. How are you?
I was assuming you already had your birthday. 
When? 

happy people make people happy
if you put the words in the opposite order it will be: happy people make people happy
That's so true.
Surprisingly in less pain than expected.
Positive vibes for happy people
When? 
-# 22nd
Sounds good.
I see.
Yes.
unhappy people can make people happy

palindrome sentence
Can confirm, source: me with my bf
He's very happy and im... well im working on it
hurt people hurt people hurt hurt hur hur hur
sahur
What?
WAHR
Ange
When's your bday then?
On the same day that @silver marsh has her birthday.
thats also true
how do you guys deal with sadness, likethe one where the world doesnt feel real?
Coincidence
Working on it, ill get back to you when I know
I think not
I should eat
Maybe she is my long lost twin.
what if i need to urgently know it rn?
But now im doing therapy for this mf @distant ether for the first time which ig is cool or something
we love therapy
Kaosu lost in change if your parents were Germans
Do something that makes h feel better about urself
Like I go to the gym
Hi
if i
It really helps with my mental health
metal health
Find a boyfriend
music usually helps, its not working
Alright gotta start work
bad call
no good guys left for me
Tschüss
Bye, take good care. 
byeee
Sorry to interrupt but how can you know who’s waiting and who’s not waiting for you
If u work out ur cortisol will lower and u will feel better about urself
Trust
Btw no one is waiting for no one
pick mediocre guys instead
Don't pick mediocre losers
i am sorry but i could not care less abt guys rn
What kind of advice are we giving today
Because basically ur cortisol is higher so u can run away from lions and it will lower when u escaped the lion and u can simulate that when working out
bad one
yes




