#general
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JAM
wow
Please do avoid dying
your husband is a smart kitty
Or JJ
I remember the time I ordered poke bowl and the Rice was missing
I'll try
Works all fine
im a shiny star
Idm any
Thank you
nōs (Latin, Proto-Italic)
eat some vegan chicken :d
I'll take the food with me and eat in car so I can die in peace
chimken
I think they have falafel that works
No but for real be careful pls

I read a lot of reviews I should be fine at this place I hope
my 🇵🇱
Still offended kao said I was 15
Papi hat viel Geld
Are you attractive too?

16
NO

IM OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK
u r like
-36 yo
u r negative 36yo

:d
ive been told i am 
im old enough to drink in germany
I'm old enough to drink in the US
nice

guys im 20
Im old enough to be president in the great US and A
what does that make me
do it
whaaat fr?
woah unc
are u like 40
Not if your not American that's a rule 😭

in india the minimum age to be the president is 35
No
HA IM OLDER

hihi!!
Hey.
im gonna steal you
???
I WANNA BE THE OLDEST
hi luna
same here
Nah that's not what it sounded like
i'm 70yo
grandparent
i'm the oldest one
oh mb
:3
Not that old
ᾱ̔μές (Boeotian), νῶ(ῐ̈) ("we two")
im the skinniest jackson
I am 67
SOBBLE im sorry
LMFAO
😭
Bro understands what I saw lmfao
go to hell-
thankfully i didnt understand anyway
/j
unc
mb = millibit
if you wanna be stolen that's a different thing
mecklenburgische belohnung
unfortunately that doesn't exist
Uhm, it does
Lidorally walking skeleton
Its 10^-3 of a bit
yeah, bit is the smallest unit of data, so it doesn't exist
miaaa i cut my hand :(
its not actually used, is it
@bright rune who are u
i know what milli means gang

😭
Hallo?
It still does exist, theoretically 
not in practice
Idk
nosotros 🇪🇸 noi 🇮🇹
uhhhhh i doubt that 😭
however
I should get this bear
the word millibit exists
It would make up for a good pillow
@dusty crystal I have a question for you.
it's symbol is mBTC
Sus Link
bitcoin it 
SORRY YOU WERE MAKING A JOKE 😭
Just did a quick search
unc
sometimes i miss jokes
not again
yea mb doesn't exist tho
What are you younger 😭
xd
nous 🇫🇷 nós 🇧🇷
nuiàutri (Sicilian)
me and the rest of the world
I almost fucked someone's eye last night while playing dart
big 20s is crazy
Don't play darts under the influence
HEHE dw i'll steal your husband too
oh HELL naw omg stay safe
sobble arent you married
biz 🇹🇷
WAIT I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
What if it refers to the speed of a download.
If you have 1mb of downloads, you need ages for a bit to download
biz
king of the jungle
NUNYA BIZNESS
Then it would be possible
bizz
That's a lion
biz elmaları yeriz
no the name of it in ikea is thr swedish version of that idk the swedish version tho
Gotta like goths and grudge people
it's sad that the IKEA headquarters are in the Netherlands
i think you meant grunge
The seller talked German to me but I responded in French so we talked French mwahahaha I'm so good
sadurei omg
A FRENCH PERSON
I can't spell
why do you know french
u can speak french?
YOUR FRENCH?
My HiFi player's battery is probably done for 
I lost 20% in the last 15 minutes 
t'es bien?
I can
ep̬ir (Chuvash)
bonjour
pretty little me
pretty french little me
I only speak german
Teach Mee 😭
thats REALLY good what the hell
Why haven't u told me that earlier 😭
我们🇨🇳
more than sleepy
German > french
stimmt
dogs>poverty
Cola draußen> im Glas
I can only say no, French, and I love you ok
i would like to learn french but i should focus on german for now
women zhongguoren
i love french
we r chinese
I'm trying to German
bier>kaffee
french was my first love 🥹
hallo neo
make this chat chinese
i love you too
What's up
have you watched the matrix perchance
no way
NEIN
No wbu
Basic bitch
frenchrei
then i discovered spanish
i have, keanu reeves plays a character called neo
happily married to spanish
its cool you should watch it
I only love 1 person
Ohh that's cool I've heard about that
Basic
spanish>french
1我们是中国人
meie, me 🇪🇪; mi 🇭🇺
i agree
french>other languages
lan
I think I did lmao
umm
yeah i know
I thought Neolight was a nice name when I was 10
i don't remember :c
HAHAHA it is a nice name
She prob knows German bc she wants to move to algeria
for a 10 year old
but that's nice u are able to speak french :3
I thought I cooked
but neo is a cool name for any age
I mean french
i am
algeria doesn- okay fine you corrected yourself
Yeahh Neo is nice but Neolight is meh
neo remimds me of the icecream
Neo means new
我同意
nice language you've got there
i said that
neoplitiz or whatever the weirdos call it
is that a plane
idk man
Yes
😭 😭
airbus?
Yes
@polar meteor dm
whys a bus in the air
😭
chatkoalaabeillecanard
neo is just a mysterious name
JA
people try to ruin cool names with politics
:d
Im soooo mysterious
🤤
chatkoalabeillecanard

For people who have watched matrix neo means something completely different
yes
Ain’t tuff
i will appreciate anyone who would like to teach me 🇫🇷 🇪🇸 🇧🇷 🇩🇪
Stfu
🇦🇪نحن wij🇳🇱
do you like planes

Yes love em
Idk what that means but sure
come in the french server to learn it
Why is there a football flag in there
hum (हम) 🇮🇳
But the planes I like' I cannot talk about them here because it's against server policies
komm in voice
😐
satt
Bcs of you I’m going now , bye
:3
morpheus is the mysterious black guy in the matrix, neo is the mysterious white guy
JA
Respect.
:D
Ohhh
Sure :D
tónguì
ne ich will dein rl game play sehen
whats your top 3 planes
Ich Fick dein Oppo
Let's be mysterious together
really
yea
I cannot mention those planes or I will be banned
i dont know enough to directly understand gng
hell yeah
u-.....how...?
Alr been warned a few times
im going to ban u
Ban me
dm
yea but trying dosnt hurt
It’s possible
wait until the e words start im gonna be a mod
AH YEAH TONG
like in tongxue
ui means?
Mein gameplay ist Scheiße
how 😭
That ain’t respect.
Dein Charging port
Respect loss for seb
Sometimes my skin glows different
trz besser als meins bisn rand -100
bro after eating uranium
bin rang
Sometimes my skin just comes off
LOL
私たち 🇯🇵
-100 ist krank
😭
this is a whole word for agree
there are men left in stem? they need to put more of those chemicals in the water
😭
Das ist natürlich.
Oh
im a man in stem 
Meinst du normal
which seb?
oh ja
new word to learn :d
Du
whats wrong with men in stem
Kommt drauf an ob die unterliegende Haut irgendwie Wund ist, wenn nicht ist das normal
Pass auf dein Handy auf
Like what
Vielleicht solltest du dich an den stellen schrubben beim Waschen keine Ahnung
Handy 🤣
what

Was daran so lustig
nein, u weird
I sent some sexy planes in dms
3 euro for one ice cream
@light bear bin D1 in 1s
Joel sag mal Bescheid wenn die Post morgen bei euch kommt
ich kann dich sagen nicht
Was meinst
Ah
Wegen Briefbombe
France lives in inflation-
Woah how big is this ice cream
Not big
Ich schick dir meine Adresse
Ok
yole
Süß
No it's just a very touristy region, colmar
Can i see a picture of the cream bro
Hi
Ich schick dir ein Geschenk
Mach
ich auch
that's so sad
i ate two pizzas for 1,25 euro
Just a standard ball of ice cream
Visit champagne
einen kakahaufen
我們 🇹🇼🇲🇴🇭🇰
oh..
Nein ich schick ihm was tolles
I got a poke bowl for 12 euro let's see
Muss noch überlegen was
Er schickt mir Nix man
No
Bro normally in my area it’s like 1,89 or less
For a bowl
doch schick ihm deine adresse

yole
Bro… ice cream
Yh?
Natsu went to France to get scammed
Dude literally has yaoi as his tag
whats up
Im good what about you?
Hi, for moderation issues, please ping the Moderator role in future. But for this issue please make a ticket with #report-issue .
hell yeah
it not possible if the bot is down
The bot is not down.
Was ist das?
u weird
im goodd
Poke bowl
did u see any cool bikes recently
NO ONE says cream 🥀
吾/我 + 曹/儕/輩/等 (Classical Chinese)
👍
Guys I miss my ex, should I go through our chats?
Yes
Confucius said: Does the appearance of a friend from afar not bring happiness to my heart.
The moon has risen
Nope. Sadness
Send her a million dollars
Ein deutsches Gericht? Oder
forgot to put ice in that sentence
Hells no son
NO
: (

@sonic ether
Chinesisch?
I'm over her but I don't think I'll be able to meet someone as good as her
Ich bin neu hier
True
Was she rich
You fucked it up
That feeling lingers for a while
She was perfect
Hallo neu hier
She had to get married dimwit
My gf is perfect
우리 🇰🇷
Arranged marriage is a bitch
Hallo FallenD
Yeah not to you tho
Why is bro being a prick
Run away 
Dang bro that’s even worse i’m sorry
Bro is being sensitive
Not all of the times but yeah
Anyways
Anyhow
Would you recommend listening to CAS rn?
What's cas
What’s CAS?
Cigarettes after sex
Central Asian Sounds
That's Chinese
never listened to them before i cant lie
Give them a shot
What's cigarettes after sex
I like all of their songs
It's that good
I can't pick one
Hm
i needa duck
Choose one you listen to the most
Then I'll. Listen to unholy gravebirth from infant annihilator
First proper food since uhm Tuesday
I don't listen to them often because they remind me of my ex
Why pay money for this of you can just eat the stiff on the floor
Other than those, of course…
Oh you just reminded me I have an aubergine to cook
People would judge me
my auto to do list AI thought the family guy episode i was watching was real
Bonk
Who cares about what other people think. They judge you anyways for everything
It's the weather
Or they won't care at all
I got this cute little frog picture
It's the weather which is reminding me of her
I'm js gonna listen to some Weeknd and take a nap
As a professional other people I don't care what anyone does
Fuck yearning
yes pooks
Same.
hi skye
hi lexie
how does the weather do that
I hate eggplant but this one is very good idk what they did
hixie
Tech
hi sleepy
hi natsu
Frog
They planted it
it’s adorable
Hilexi
The french effect
Hihi
who got an egg and thought let’s plant it
Hmmm doea France grow eggplants
Hi chat
俺ら、我ら、自分達、我々、僕たち、僕ら、私供、私等・儂等・わしら・わっちら
What is a heritage speaker
I am hooked
Do you like jazz has so many meanings for me lolol
Eg born in Germany but moved away at a very young age
Or grew up with a parent that speaks German
Yes, France absolutely grows eggplant, though they usually call it aubergine.
While France isn't a global giant in production like China or India, it has a healthy and growing industry
This movie was weird af
That movie is so stupid 😭
Oh cool i know a guy or two like that
yes
Maybe their eggplants are just better then hmmm
but i also like the movie alot
Real
i remember watching on roadtrips with my sister
Girl loves a bee more than her husband 
They're often native-like but do some random ass mistakes like wrong articles still
You should bring some with you and plant them here
can’t blame her, he was a dick
I don't think that's how eggplants work
So they’re chill like native speakers
True
If you plant an egg you get fungus because eggs rot bro
if the husband was a man, yeah that makes sense
Moving a plant from one soil to another in another country might kill them
Eating eggplant raw is a delicacy
Gotta ease them into it
Eggplant highkey nasty bro 💔
Excuse me
They have seed in them wdym
Hmmm 
not all men but always men 🥀
At least the weather don't do that with soil pls
Not if you cook it right
Moving a plan from one country to another might be illegal
REDE
REALLY
Well... A husband is usually male, true
Tragic
Lil bro speaking truths
That's just sad 🥀
I can't bring my strawberry plants
Unfortunately
My female husband is hot
I'm tired
They need a Pflanzenpass (plant passport)
The trains are
Omg yess so true same
how was the sun
It's like kidnapping
Oh yes same with bees
It's funny
NUH UH
My female husband is very hot
U need the consent of the plant
I own the plant
Did the plant consent
And I'm it's humble servant
Wow I love my husband
Show Pflanzenpass
🇮🇱אָנוּ
ne🇦🇱
mi🇧🇦
εμείς🇬🇷
vi🇩🇰
muid🇮🇪
við🇮🇸
vi🇳🇴
noi🇷🇴
my🇸🇰
mi🇸🇮
yes
Where r u going now
Ves, arrem's the best mod
I will cook good food today
Haven't even gotten my own cause all the paperwork to even go to Germany made me broke
Women are highkey people
why

that is real
or non humans
i thought they were balls of goop
Home
She is allowed to have emotions
Btw, I met Li
well now you are properly educated
The vampire was Li
omg how was it
theyre people for sure
did u guys get food together
Because arrem just is
It's an axiom at this point

I don't like crowds too
I can't sit
Unfortunately I shall remain sad
oke

Regular day in LA
Sit on the bike
Guys if I have a greenhouse would y'all want fruits
sit on the bikes
Not my bike
Did you bring a lot of garlic with you
they have seats
😭
yes!
what happened w french guy
She ate him
Can I have mango
He wanted to hang out again but I think he's into me so I said no
Chill out bruh it's only 7
Maybe
it’s so cringe
hallo evrynyann
fr
Husband might try and eat them all
awh oof
That's good thing
Even if he is allergic
Without rules theres just chaos
Really? I thought it was just a meme
Max, I know you are secretly German
Which fruits
and he is right tho
Not at all
new pfp goes hard
Nope
Openly now
congrats on coming out
Diggah being in France im like "???? U can just do that? No one's gonna call the police???" at every corner
There was a lady, who was annoyed by this much of people, and then she cussed while getting out
And was like ES ISR SEHR ENG HIER
Hey y'all, sorry to interrupt. I was just wondering when I can use the voice chats? I just joined.
JA DANN FAHREN SIE DOCH AUTO
If rules are logical and are in place for a good reason I'm fine with them
I can feel her pain
Otherwise I hate meaningless rules
And some people love to give indications
Why would they
I'm sure they do
For breaking rules
I once walked out of a supermarket with my roommate and we talked about what to make for dinner and some grandpa walked past us and just said "haltet die fresse"
?
lmfao
This never happened to me
Im not saying any of those things aren't happening but I've never experienced those horror stories
Idk
That's rude, saying that for no good reason?
Maybe I just don't perceive them that negatively
Did I tell u about the axe one
Wow I didn't know Germany was like nyc
Ich tue es definitiv.
Man solle Euch für ewig eines Besseren belehren.
My roomie saw an axe being sold at Aldi and he was like "woah???" so he took it and wanted to show me
And some old dude next to him went "jetzt rennen die sogar schon mit Äxten durch den Supermarkt" and shook his head
Roomie just went "haha yeah" to him and didn't get it
Nächstes mal direkt höflich ansprechen und Fragen, weswegen die person so unhöflich ist
Ich bin in so Situationen leider immer erstmal zu perplex um direkt zu reagieren
i wish osnabrück was more walkable
Ich ignoriere solche menschen meistens.
every 2 steps theres likes 3 stop signs
Joa haben wir ja auch
there barely any grass in the city
Würde gerne konfrontieren aber so schnell bin ich nicht im Kopf
🌚🌚
Ich konfrontiere nur freche Talahons
Is this the famous club they always talk about
💀💀
hallo
Nein der Club heißt Berghain
fair
此方人等 (こ(っ)ちとら)、吾人 (ごじん)、己等 (おのれら、おのら、おいら、おんら)、朕、我が輩(わがともから)、当方、俺っち
self dox??
Hallo im looking for partner to and I don't know where I should get started
😔
shii
Am i cooked
me🇫🇮 mi🇭🇷 my🇨🇿 vi🇸🇪 biz🇦🇿 մենք🇦🇲 chúng tôi🇻🇳 ჩვენ🇬🇪 biz🇰🇿
Hallo ich bin Huzaifa.
Hallo ich bin abdo
gng what yall even doing 😭
meow
Freut mich, Sie kennenzulernen..
@nova sand @runic tide hi guys, since this has been going on for quite a few messages, please either continue in DMs or in one of the channels where other languages are allowed. 
moi 🇫🇷
bruh
@nova sand fr what're we doing three days
Nein nein
Yes. Come visit me
Ok
silly things
Ich frage dich woher kommst du?
I made it
Hi.
Hello everyone, ive heard from natives that duolingo is usually not a very good way to start learning the language
could anyone give me an effective way to start learning?
I mean
Guys what should I do if in future when I get to know my wife is cheating on me
sue her
i needa hug :c
try >ex beginner in #botchannel
alright, thank you
bonk @nova sand
You have prescribed 71 bonks to @nova sand. 
What if I have children
catch
tell her W pulls
difficult question
7wihom
Yes and my kids want mama's love
divorce and marry the guy shes cheating on u w
Wdym tech?
trueee
So i should answer with the cheating against cheating
congratulate her on her ability to pull someone
Nowadays people are shameless she will accept that
Chirs where are you
happens
chirs 🥀
I'm just wondering what if that thing happens in future how should I react
cheers
the lack of our mayo lord is noticeable 
@leaden niche
come to terms with it
@leaden niche @earnest gorge 
T&C applied
I apologise😔
Hello!
omg hi chris 

CHRISSS hi
A heart. 
Hello techy u.u❤️ how are you todayyy
im doing good, busy getting ready to catch up with some old friends
, hru
A heart!
I’m so lucky. 
Yayay, are u guys gonna drink?👀 1st of may and all
I'm doing well. Happy about the extra day off
nope i have no plans to drink 😊

I missed seeing you. 
Do i believe u🥺
I missed u too🥺
hells yeah enjoy the extra day of rest as deserved 😌

HOW ARE YOUUU
Dagegen Läss sich nicht machen.
Ist es Richtig? Und Duestch Muttersprachler kann Verstanden es?
My mantis was chillin on my hand. Wanna see? 🥺
do you have any reason not to 🥺
Yesyeys
Showww
show!!
I'm very very good!!! Wbuuuuu?
I'm alsooo superrr
Ich brauche Hilfe!
@leaden niche hi
Here she is🥺
So tiny. 
Hi :D
Bebi
Na qt3.14 was geht bre
God I'm so ready for my break
omggg so cute
It's gona do Kung fu now
Nm! Ich chille. Willst du milkshake mit mayo probieren?🥺

How's everyone doing btw
Hell ya, it will bite @earnest gorge's nails off
Ohh, sieht lecker aus

sehr good wbu sleepy
is there actually mayo in that…
Ofc
Natürlich
smiling 😌
Good good I'm just very tired lol
:(
Isn't it morning for u now?

Wanna see puppy?
how are you??
Been getting amazing sleep recently so my body is trying to adjust
I'll do ur nails after that dw bbg
yes pls
In pain, like always, you?
It's noon

There you do.
i’m good thank you!! i hope you feel better soon 
wowowowoow so cute 🥺
Thank you, sadly I won’t, but it’s fine, you get used to the pain at some point.
Yes, he is a very cute.
Puppp
Hey everyone 👋, My name's Arham.
I want to learn German. So anyone cal help me
Yes.
big puppy. He is one now.
I too have a big pup
its not cheating if you divorce
Zeus is small compared to my puppy.
But what about my kids ? New mama?
You can keep it or change it whatever its up to you
Hühnereier
Ofc I'll keep it
Yeah zeus definitely is..😔
Eier
Just don't give it to your next spouse
Zeus ist ein kleiner stinker
But that’s fine. 
Guten Tag
i mean if ur not gonna divorce whatre u gonna do introduce the man shes cheating on u w as their 2nd dad 😭
I've heard horror stories of people remarrying and giving their spouse their ex's last name
EYO SUCHST DU STRESS?
ew
🥺

Hehehe
Like what should I do try to talk with my wifey and have a mature talk?
i mean your choice
What will u do if ur man do this
break up
Yo did your wife actually cheat on you? I was thinking you're baiting
Actually I'm watching a movie that's why this type of thoughts are coming in my mind
we are getting the fuck out of the planet for sure now
I hate cheating sm
can i be in thr spaceship
When someone tells me they have cheated before EVEN AS A FRIEND I cannot associate with it
VALID
It's horrible
KAOSU
hiiii
ur a bad friend and a bad human being if you hide the affair of your friend
unforch no
only on da hype train
What will u do alone on planet
Which train huh
Hie violet long time
Ehm
I was left alone on the corrupted earth
hi harsh
noo 
Not alone
Aha....
I was just going to ask how was your trip xD
😔
Db
Not de
Trains were full
😭😭
And lots of Verspätungen
But
The weather
And the day
Overall was good
Take FB if DB is bad xD
||FB = Fenerbahçe||
I saw a direct train to
The
Köln hbf
And it was with IC
I thought, yeah, it's not ICE
I got on jt
Then while checking tickets
They told me it's not with Deutschland Ticket
So I had to aussteigen
:/
😮
😢
isnt DB always awful?
Yeah when was db not awful
I think it's getting better as an observer from outside
Sometimes it's pünktlich
But not today
When it's a holiday
And everyone wants to go somewhere
sometimes once a month
There was a time Deutschland Ticket was 9€ it was then too crowded and all mess
2022
They forgot to put one digit
💀💀
9 , 29, 38, 49, 58, 63, I may be wrong with the price evolution
What on earth??
I think they give promotion when they first created Deutschland Ticket
Whats next 67
Last year it was 56
The year before even less
Everytime I came to Germany it was a new price
Apply Fibonacci formula , or kalman filter xD

