general

[lime hull]

HALLO

[fickle abyss]

Some time ago there was some breach somewhere and thousands of people got a spam mail. But somehow this spam mail source was wired weirdly, someone (named Jörg) replied "fick dich du Arschloch!!!!" and it somehow got sent to everyone on the spam mailing list but without the spam mail address in between

And Jörg sent this email from a business mail address

[cobalt nimbus]

I think you are a creator of good thing

[fickle abyss]

So suddenly thousands of people just got a mail that said "fick dich..." from a Jörg that works for a carpentry company or something

And hundreds of people called this company asking "what's up? Did I do something wrong?"

[outer stratus]

jörg my goat

[stuck yoke]

oh the typical CC reply

[ornate ginkgo]

Cc runners

[stuck yoke]

I think there was even a subreddit about people replying to CC emails on companies without realizing it and sending an email to thousands of people

or the absolute classic:

[fickle abyss]

That happens at my friend's technical uni the whole time

[stuck yoke]

people who have auto-reply on and reply to other people who have auto-reply on

so the two people keep emailing hundreds of people back and forth and end up crashing the email server

[fickle abyss]

Our uni prevents that probably with a cooldown luckily

My boss is on "leave" like 24/7

[nova hull]

hi

[fickle abyss]

Sounds like we need more IT personell

[outer stratus]

my uni blocked it after someone sent an email to every student and faculty member trying to reply to an email from their professor

[fickle abyss]

In his uni they have a like a mail where u can send anything to and it automatically gets sent to EVERYONE in the uni

He always shows me the best of like once a month

[stuck yoke]

W H Y

[fickle abyss]

Either people got 'hacked' and it's scam stuff or it's "hey guys I lost xyz" or it's individual Prof questions and they couldn't find the prof email or some shit

@ everyone hey Li what's up

aaa vibes

[stuck yoke]

[outer stratus]

@ li hi li

[stuck yoke]

I feel like if I remain as a moderator long enough I will end up pinging everyone by mistake eventually

[outer stratus]

oooh wait li can i send pic of drawing

[stuck yoke]

I was actually going to ask why you haven't done that yet

[outer stratus]

in dm 👉 👈

[stuck yoke]

You may proceed.

[fickle abyss]

If you did @ everyone how many messages would you think show up here within 20 seconds

[nova hull]

how do i learn german

ik basics

[stuck yoke]

a few hundred

[upbeat terrace]

Do the @ everyone happy birthday

Or goodnight

bonk @hasty mica

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 130 bonks to @hasty mica.

[fickle abyss]

@ everyone hey digga

[hasty mica]

@evryone rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka

[upbeat terrace]

Hey digga

[hasty mica]

[fickle abyss]

F

[hasty mica]

bonk @upbeat terrace

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 452 bonks to @upbeat terrace.

[upbeat terrace]

F

[pallid island]

Hi

Hu

[hasty mica]

beaten

[upbeat terrace]

Wow so many

I lose

[hasty mica]

i beat people

👊

[pallid island]

Violence

As always

😔

[hasty mica]

[nova kraken]

:wellmemed:

[upbeat terrace]

Yes we live in a violent world

[hasty mica]

im just a girl

[upbeat terrace]

GLaD is no different

[hasty mica]

[pallid island]

That's why

[upbeat terrace]

I’m just a man

[pallid island]

You are 3x dead

[hasty mica]

i thought you were dog

[pallid island]

He is a snake

Dog snake

[outer stratus]

vi-olent world :3

[outer stratus]

this hurts

[pallid island]

Ehm

[fickle abyss]

That time my classmate asked me whether he phone contract is saved on her SIM or her SD card

She also couldn't turn on the computer because she just kept on turning the monitor on and off and thought it was broken

She was a true horse girl

[polar galleon]

I know, telo!^!tuą

[outer stratus]

i think technology needs to be behind an iq test

[hasty mica]

jaɔe

[hasty mica]

tru

[outer stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/jayce-talis-jayce-arcane-arcane-gif-6246923431272951704

[fickle abyss]

"ich hab kein Telekom ich hab 3G"

[stuck yoke]

nothing is more disappointing than realizing that future generations will NOT be tech savvier

[outer stratus]

hmmm is it nap time

[stuck yoke]

they will grow up with dumbed down walled gardens where they have no control and are exploited

[fickle abyss]

It's running time

[hasty mica]

[fickle abyss]

Running to bed

[stuck yoke]

what time is it for you

[median jungle]

I love it

[hasty mica]

tis pretty late

[nova sand]

what year are we living in that some people still have 3G

[fickle abyss]

Tbh that was in like 2020 but

[outer stratus]

this is why it should be behind an iq test and over the years as technology evolves we increase the minimum iq needed

[outer stratus]

2pm

[fickle abyss]

I have no net at all in my hometown, still

[outer stratus]

(def didn’t sleep last night)

[nova sand]

that sucks

[fickle abyss]

And 1mbit download speed wifi

[outer stratus]

why did i just think today was wednesday

[stuck yoke]

it's not even about IQ but about willingness to learn

[pine lion]

meow

[nova kraken]

It's about age.

[outer stratus]

too true

[stuck yoke]

there is no longer any friction or incentive to learn with software

[hasty mica]

lack of sleep

[pine lion]

HII

[stuck yoke]

counterargument: kids born after 2010

[nova kraken]

toddlers are one-shotted w tech and grow up dysfunctional

[pine lion]

https://tenor.com/view/azari-who-gif-26993131

[stuck yoke]

there are boomers and young kids

[hasty mica]

hi seb

[stuck yoke]

and 1-2 generations inbetween where people are a bit tech-savvier

[outer stratus]

that can’t be

[pine lion]

[fickle abyss]

Being tech or internet savvy ≠ scrolling TikTok all day

[hasty mica]

[nova kraken]

^^^^^

[fierce pawn]

[stuck yoke]

are you tech-savvy

[vale salmon]

Haloo, hii, I am trying to practice my german , it is hard to write and speak

[stuck yoke]

I am not very tech-savvy, I should spend more time with tech

[hasty mica]

being tech

[outer stratus]

true, i had to delete tiktok like a week ago because that was eating too much of my time

[fickle abyss]

Being tech and Internet savvy = talking to tech all day

[nova kraken]

I am not tech-savvy, I should use less tech

[outer stratus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/407041145118392321/1220711890259542107/ezgif-1-3a89a1332f.gif

[fierce pawn]

im good enough to solve most problems i have

[stuck yoke]

chat bottfried is showing me a very neat button should I click it

[hasty mica]

[outer stratus]

sure

[fickle abyss]

You mean the x in the top right yeah

[fierce pawn]

nooo not nickaaaaa

@pallid island repent your sins

[outer stratus]

that‘s an odd looking timeout antiviolet till she sleeps button

[stuck yoke]

sleep

[polar galleon]

Hili

[outer stratus]

who?

[stuck yoke]

now

my internet connection is bad 😩

[outer stratus]

[fickle abyss]

She asked for it do it do it do it liiii

[polar galleon]

Hili

[outer stratus]

i got hungry

[dull oar]

Ich werde an technologie von 2040ern scheitern

[outer stratus]

wait wait wait wait wait

[dull oar]

bro why is it technologie this word sounds like it'd be perfect for it to be spelt tächnologie

[polar galleon]

Closed E vs open E

[dull oar]

https://tenor.com/view/grr-grrr-grrrr-grrrrr-grrrrrr-gif-11468024821216396093

[fickle abyss]

Omg is that the ship that's gonna save you from the island

QUICK START A FIRE

YELL FOR HELP

[outer stratus]

alright to the shadow realm i go

[north sage]

...what island are you talking about

[fickle abyss]

THE ONE YOU'RE ON

[north sage]

oh

I thought you meant that one certain island

nvm

[fickle abyss]

YOU'RE STRANDED you're hallucinating already

I meant any generic island where people could get shipwrecked-

[north sage]

I got you.

[tiny nest]

Hi

[ornate tangle]

im on cat island

[eternal lagoon]

Hi

[pine lion]

MEOW

[ornate tangle]

MEOW!!

YAY

[pine lion]

nyannn mrrpp

meow

[ornate tangle]

youre so cat!!!

[eternal lagoon]

Hi

[ornate tangle]

hello

[paper pecan]

die Katzeninsel

[ornate tangle]

die beste insel

ganz viele miaus

[pine lion]

meow

[rocky bear]

hello

[eternal lagoon]

Hi

[paper pecan]

mit vielen Miaugern*innen

[silver marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sparxie-hsr-honkai-star-rail-sparkle-gif-11015977354954668706

[ornate tangle]

Miauer, Miauerinnen

[silver marsh]

my friends are doing the technical stuff and im doing astronomy and magics

very me

[pine lion]

meow

[ornate tangle]

meowwww

[paper pecan]

miau miau 🐈🐈‍⬛

[elder monolith]

Meow

[ornate tangle]

miau!!

yay so much meow

[drifting flume]

meow

🐱

[ornate tangle]

meow!

[drifting flume]

Lol

[ornate tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936336288846594128/1080568866582822992/looky.gif

[silver marsh]

🫤

[paper pecan]

in what sense? whatcha doin'?

[silver marsh]

minecraft

[elder monolith]

cat

[drifting flume]

das ist deine katze?

[hasty mica]

eep well

[elder monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396350852385603605/1435322479890530415/togif.gif

[hasty mica]

[tidal plaza]

Hi

diggas

[ornate tangle]

fast

das is meine katze

[elder monolith]

Hallo Katze

😄 😄

[drifting flume]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[dull oar]

katze ohne glatze

[drifting flume]

wooooow

sehr schön katze

[ornate tangle]

wurst

[alpine burrow]

WURST

ich will's auch

[elder monolith]

🤤

[elder monolith]

Come over then

I have plenty

My family buys it in bulk and im good at cooking it

😄

[alpine burrow]

omgomgomg

you cooked that?

[elder monolith]

Yaya

[alpine burrow]

that does look really good

wowoowoww

[leaden niche]

bonk @polar galleon

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 203 bonks to @polar galleon.

[alpine burrow]

which one is it

[simple mountain]

Hi, is this discord very active? I looked at the lessons pages and the last ones are days or weeks ago!

[elder monolith]

It's an Italian sweet

If that's what you mean

[alpine burrow]

no the sausage type

damn the sausage pic eeally made me hungry

[elder monolith]

Ikr

[polar galleon]

@slate garden BÒ KHO

[ornate tangle]

felixxxxx

[elder monolith]

Maybe I'm forgetting cause I thought that was a type of it's own

[alpine burrow]

I've been staring at it like it's my lover

[alpine burrow]

ohh

[polar galleon]

@slate garden BÒ KHO

[crude sable]

yall help

who would win in a race between a dog and a pykost

[alpine burrow]

I haven't had sausage in so long

[elder monolith]

Sausage so good nobody realized I'm eating off half of a plate

[alpine burrow]

what's a pykost

[alpine burrow]

wtf

[crude sable]

about 5 dollars USD

[alpine burrow]

oh yeah why are u

[ornate tangle]

you fell for it

[crude sable]

(pie cost)

[alpine burrow]

eating off half a plate

[polar galleon]

hä

[drifting flume]

dog

[ornate tangle]

wie was hä

[alpine burrow]

oh

[ornate tangle]

ich sag nur deinen namen

[hasty mica]

yes, but not the lessons

[alpine burrow]

naja

[elder monolith]

Saves plates

[ornate tangle]

is so ein uralter joke

[alpine burrow]

just use ceramic

[alpine burrow]

😭😭😭😭

[ornate tangle]

so uralt die meisten kennen den garnich

[alpine burrow]

ich bin nicht uralt 🤗

bin jung

[ornate tangle]

same

[elder monolith]

I split with my brother so cutting a paper in half works

[rapid meteor]

HALLO

[drifting flume]

du bist noch under watter?

[alpine burrow]

HALLO

[ornate tangle]

hi hi

[alpine burrow]

how young are u

[ornate tangle]

19

[alpine burrow]

ohhh did yall grill

[simple mountain]

thanks, how come so many voice channels then? How would I know which to join? Or are they all just private?

[rapid meteor]

kennst du mich noch?

[alpine burrow]

always

[elder monolith]

That's stove done actually

[rapid meteor]

hey+

[alpine burrow]

YO ELLL JAA

[ornate tangle]

omg eif hey+ bekommen

[alpine burrow]

damn you're still a teenager

[ornate tangle]

bis juni ja

[drifting flume]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[rapid meteor]

yöl

[elder monolith]

I am a grill beast though

[alpine burrow]

then why that plate

[noble dawn]

Heyho xD

[alpine burrow]

damnnn

[rapid meteor]

++

[noble dawn]

& wie geht's, wie steht's?

[elder monolith]

I thought you were like way older

[polar galleon]

yöl

[hasty mica]

or actually idk

[alpine burrow]

halloo

[hasty mica]

maybe they have a set capacity 😭

ive never tried

[elder monolith]

Lazy and don't like dishes

😄

[noble dawn]

Und, bist du bei C1 oder schon C2?

[hasty mica]

yes okay so its this @simple mountain confirmed mhm

[ornate tangle]

what why

[elder monolith]

I honestly don't know

[rapid meteor]

yoo

[simple mountain]

oh ok, you know any other servers or anything that do free lessons? Im a begginer

[elder monolith]

I thought you were like 22-25

[hasty mica]

nope
we have a lot of online resources tho

[ornate tangle]

jeez

[alpine burrow]

🥀 okay fair

[polar galleon]

ex nicos

[fierce pawn]

ur old

[smoky epoch]

Nicos

Nicos Weg is a free online program aimed at helping people learn German. It includes video, audio, text, grammar explanations, notes, vocabulary, and exercises. It also includes very useful cultural and bureaucratic information, such as how to open a bank account, while teaching you the relevant grammar and vocabulary.

It’s fairly popular and well-recommended, but keep in mind that you can’t learn a language with only one resource, even if it’s a good one!

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[rapid meteor]

@polar galleon komm ma vc

[ornate tangle]

well im definitely not that old

[rapid meteor]

hab lw

[elder monolith]

To me your still old

[simple mountain]

cool 👍

[polar galleon]

nee ich frühstücke

[ornate tangle]

nooo

[alpine burrow]

hab C1 ein Jahr vorher erreicht und danach nicht mehr gecheckt
warum, was bist du?

[rapid meteor]

come to germany

[meager raft]

Kan ich komm

[rapid meteor]

yes

komm

[drifting flume]

im the oldest here

[elder monolith]

Uncle

[alpine burrow]

you are older

[elder monolith]

I'm the youngest probably

I'm 16 right now

[alpine burrow]

how old are u 😭

[polar galleon]

nächsten Sommer

[alpine burrow]

omg

you're a baby

[elder monolith]

I turn 17 on Saturday though

So I'm not a baby

[rapid meteor]

welches Vc?

[fierce pawn]

doesnt change the fact that ur old

[alpine burrow]

fuck this is crazy I used to be 16 once

[drifting flume]

babies everywhere

[alpine burrow]

OMG

[meager raft]

Ich weiß nicht

[alpine burrow]

ok grandma

[meager raft]

Ich weiß nicht

[hasty mica]

incredible

[elder monolith]

I share a birthday with the rock

💪

[polar galleon]

igneous rock

or sedimentary rock

[rapid meteor]

join gaming

[fierce pawn]

[elder monolith]

Jumanji rock

[rapid meteor]

were gamer

[elder monolith]

Uncle

[alpine burrow]

2. mai

[elder monolith]

Yes

[alpine burrow]

guess how old I am

[elder monolith]

26

[alpine burrow]

😭😭😭😭

no

not so old

[ornate tangle]

32

oh

[elder monolith]

24

[rustic lava]

i remember when i was 26

lovely times

[elder monolith]

GRANDMA

[ornate tangle]

hows it being 60?

[drifting flume]

i remember when i was 30

[polar galleon]

i don't remember but Pepperidge Farms remembers

[fierce pawn]

not far off tbf

[rustic lava]

awesome

[alpine burrow]

😭

[rustic lava]

my wheelchair is sick

[alpine burrow]

NO

[elder monolith]

Higher or lower

[alpine burrow]

STOP

I'm younger

[elder monolith]

Really?

[fierce pawn]

i at least don’t give off old ppl vibes like you do 😭

[drifting flume]

you’re a teenager bro

[upbeat terrace]

37

[silver marsh]

@willow oak This is pizdec totalniy

[alpine burrow]

yes 😭😭 why do you think I'm so old

[alpine burrow]

I'm not, you are

[elder monolith]

21

[alpine burrow]

wtf seb

[polar galleon]

ves is 21

[alpine burrow]

YESS

[drifting flume]

you think so

[alpine burrow]

I DONT

wtf

[elder monolith]

I am surprised honestly

[polar galleon]

unclette

[alpine burrow]

why

[elder monolith]

You kind of do give off old people energy

[fierce pawn]

keep coping grannie

[fierce pawn]

LMAO TY

[elder monolith]

Maybe it's because im young

[upbeat terrace]

Unc

[alpine burrow]

WHAT

HOW

is it my chill aura

[nova sand]

how do u survive in Russia omfg

[polar galleon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/modieditz-bhikari-accha-laude-1hgxK7LjnasCiMXzHr

[upbeat terrace]

Tech what energy do I give off

[silver marsh]

you dont

[alpine burrow]

you're literally older than me

by a lot

[upbeat terrace]

WHAT

[polar galleon]

russia survives u

[fierce pawn]

in terms of age or character

[upbeat terrace]

Both

[pine lion]

meow

[upbeat terrace]

Not by that much

[drifting flume]

Me 1 year older

[upbeat terrace]

Bark

[alpine burrow]

you're 30

[elder monolith]

Only people I know who cares that much about my sausages are my grandparents

[fierce pawn]

age upper 20s and character you give off silly vibes but in a very trusting way

[pine lion]

NAH
it's the cat's land here

not the dog's land

[alpine burrow]

no wait you're like kate 20s right

[upbeat terrace]

I am 25

[elder monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1316049980062171172/1491803474302865479/togif.gif

[alpine burrow]

bro the sausages look really yummy and I'm hungry 😭

[upbeat terrace]

Interesting thank you

[alpine burrow]

hä

you're young seb

[pine lion]

shootdog @upbeat terrace

[smoky epoch]

@upbeat terrace's dog bites the gun out of your hand and shoots you with it. Serves you right.

[fierce pawn]

ves is now canonically old

[elder monolith]

Bros Tiroler

[upbeat terrace]

Yes I am

[alpine burrow]

NO

I don't give off old ppl vibes guys

I'm young

[elder monolith]

Ehhh

[upbeat terrace]

I don’t think you do

[pine lion]

i'm 26

[elder monolith]

You remind me of my grandmother

[fierce pawn]

😭

[pine lion]

still older than the other seb

[elder monolith]

I'm being for real

[upbeat terrace]

Ves was referring to me

[silver marsh]

26 and in school?

damn

[upbeat terrace]

I’ll be 26 in July

[silver marsh]

you must have failed hard hard.

[alpine burrow]

😭

[silver marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/hsr-honkai-star-rail-march-7th-cat-cake-ruan-mei-creation-gif-5231902085877401737

[alpine burrow]

okay now you're my grandchild

[pine lion]

2 Séb

[silver marsh]

and yes there are 2 sebs

i know seb

[upbeat terrace]

There are actually even more

[pine lion]

||it was a lie but shsshhss||

[elder monolith]

Who's my mom then

[silver marsh]

atleast 2 frequent chatters

[upbeat terrace]

@primal knoll used to be a frequent chatter

[silver marsh]

well used to be

[upbeat terrace]

[pine lion]

and @séb too

[alpine burrow]

so the thing is I don't have kids yet but it's ok I'm not gonna let that stop me from having a grandchild

[fierce pawn]

sebception

[alpine burrow]

omg

[fierce pawn]

so you admit ur a grannie then

[upbeat terrace]

A world ruled by Sebs

[alpine burrow]

okay

[elder monolith]

So your my grandmother but not a parent

Interesting

[alpine burrow]

no

that's glad family tree

[upbeat terrace]

Ves is a kidnapper

[fierce pawn]

is seb vettel part of the ruling class

[upbeat terrace]

He’s the king

[fierce pawn]

perfect

[upbeat terrace]

I adore Sebastian Vettel

[fierce pawn]

same

[upbeat terrace]

He ran the London marathon

[fierce pawn]

i miss inspector seb

[upbeat terrace]

Me too

[fierce pawn]

i saw that very cool

[upbeat terrace]

PTSD from when he announced his retirement

[fierce pawn]

he’s just doing side quests

[gray prism]

Hello everyone

[crude sable]

seb who do u think would win in a race between a dog and a pykost

[fierce pawn]

made an instagram account just to announce retirement

[upbeat terrace]

A what

[heavy bronze]

😂😂

[upbeat terrace]

I KNOW

[crude sable]

wdym

[upbeat terrace]

Ruined my life

[upbeat terrace]

What’s a pykost

[fierce pawn]

biggest sadness bait of all time

[small fjord]

Hi.

[crude sable]

about $5 (pie cost)

[crude sable]

[fierce pawn]

hi eule

[upbeat terrace]

Ok I’ll pay

[crude sable]

well i don’t have any pie for sale

[small fjord]

Hi tech.

[upbeat terrace]

Well when you get one send it my way

[elder monolith]

I should cook more sausage

🤔

[alpine burrow]

WHAT

no

[alpine burrow]

pls send me some, dear grandchild

[elder monolith]

I'll mail it to you 🫡

[upbeat terrace]

Prove it

[alpine burrow]

yes pls

[alpine burrow]

prove that I am

[upbeat terrace]

You kidnapped me

And forced me to learn German against my will

[elder monolith]

Scary

[alpine burrow]

I wish

you never learnt German

[silver marsh]

ah

the wound is healing

it became smaller

i am healing. i can feel my hp regenerating slowly

[polar galleon]

i can feel my hip regenerating

[silver marsh]

i can feel my scars healing

soon it will just be a small spot

telling a story

[dull oar]

eine kleine narbe

[polar galleon]

Eine kleine Nachtmusik

[dull oar]

ja das spielt mein spotify ab

[meager raft]

Where

[silver marsh]

on my body

[meager raft]

Where

[silver marsh]

arm

[meager raft]

How did you get it

[silver marsh]

incident happened

[meager raft]

Involving?

[silver marsh]

my arm

[meager raft]

And?

[silver marsh]

arm

[meager raft]

Your one arm hurt your other?

[silver marsh]

hmmmmm

[meager raft]

Did you like the song I sent you

[silver marsh]

ive heard only the first one

i didnt hear the second one

[meager raft]

K

[pine lion]

meow

[mossy cove]

[pine lion]

how's ur eye kaosu ?

[silver marsh]

?

its okay

perfect eyesight as usual

[mossy cove]

what happend to ur eyes

[silver marsh]

nothing

[pine lion]

axe

[silver marsh]

that happened like

2 years ago

even more i think

[meager raft]

She put an axe in her eye?

😭

[silver marsh]

no

the story

[mossy cove]

should i sleep

[pine lion]

meow

[meager raft]

No

[silver marsh]

yes

[meager raft]

Who wanna see a cat

[mossy cove]

omg the new kitten in my house is soo clingy

[silver marsh]

love it

make it happy

dont reject its clinginess

[mossy cove]

shesss soo little

and cuteee

😭

[silver marsh]

cat

[pine lion]

cat

[silver marsh]

when my cat was little, i was making him feel as loved as i could

[meager raft]

Why is my photo so stretched

[silver marsh]

teasing him, petting him

[mossy cove]

awww

but we are still thinking should we keep this cat or not

[meager raft]

No one cared about my cat pic

[mossy cove]

[meager raft]

I will just delete it

[forest skiff]

inspireme

[ornate tangle]

meow

[mossy cove]

ifyouwanttobebillionierbuymycourse

[silver marsh]

i have a pic

[meager raft]

Meow

[silver marsh]

hold on

[silver marsh]

these crystal clear cyan eyes

[meager raft]

Wtf

[silver marsh]

when he was a kitten

[mossy cove]

OMGGGG

[meager raft]

Is that a rat

[ornate tangle]

meow!!

[forest skiff]

this is kaosu irl

[mossy cove]

wait lemme show my katzee

[silver marsh]

god i love this CREATURE SO MUCH omgf

[meager raft]

Nikachen

[silver marsh]

this was dec 2023 damn my cat is still a beby

[forest skiff]

are you are billionaire yourself?

[small fjord]

Hello proto.

[mossy cove]

coaches dont play

[meager raft]

Why does that cat look so weak

[lyric void]

Hihi

[meager raft]

Do you not feed it

[glad frost]

Hallo

[mossy cove]

its a baby

[lyric void]

I got free medical testing by students at my college

[forest skiff]

yo owli

[lyric void]

They obliterated my arm with that heart rate tester

😭🙏

[small fjord]

Hi.

[forest skiff]

how are you

[mossy cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/827254215931723830/900952384212176907/image0-1-1.gif

[meager raft]

I wanna get a smart watch to keep track of my heart

[mossy cove]

uhhh

[forest skiff]

dont play loud music at night

😠

[mossy cove]

wow then?

[fiery sonnet]

Would anyone here happen to have experience with making money by having your own business?

I’m considering at this point just doing digital art and making money from that. But is it worth it in Germany? How difficult is the process of filing your own taxes? And you have to pay for your own health insurance?

So is operating under your own business really worth it while living in Germany?

[lyric void]

I mean it was worth it

I'm healthy

[mossy cove]

smart watches are so ugly

[forest skiff]

maybe ask in #1033125270217048246

[stuck yoke]

according to @fickle abyss Germany isn't among the best countries for freelancing but I don't know the details

[rustic lava]

i want meow meow

[lyric void]

PETRICHOR

[forest skiff]

among the worst

[small fjord]

Tired, you?

[lyric void]

GUESS WHO ISN'T DYING SOON

[forest skiff]

from what i have read

[lyric void]

You are stuck with me

[mossy cove]

sorry my orchestra is js practicing

[rustic lava]

WHO

[mossy cove]

[lyric void]

Me :3

[forest skiff]

then go eep

[elder monolith]

What instrument

[forest skiff]

what are you doing here

[mossy cove]

get onee

[rustic lava]

YAY

[silver marsh]

NOT ME

[small fjord]

Soon.

[lyric void]

They said my cholesterol was a tiny bit high but not enough to worry

[ornate tangle]

hi

[mossy cove]

hmm that maxican thing drums piano guitar and stuff

[silver marsh]

DISCORD IS FALLING APART

damn

[rustic lava]

huzzzah healthmaxxing

[gilded lodge]

Is discord dying again

[rustic lava]

RIGHT

[elder monolith]

I meant what do you play sorry

[mossy cove]

did it also tweak for u??

[lyric void]

Its surprising cause of my eating issues lol

[silver marsh]

yes

[forest skiff]

9.99% uptime

[mossy cove]

i thought it was my wifi

[mossy cove]

😭

[stuck yoke]

checks list
oh you are right carry on

[mossy cove]

i sing

[lyric void]

I am not having issues with discord

[elder monolith]

Oohhhhhhh nice

[silver marsh]

eating issues allergies stomach issues

[mossy cove]

do u wana play smth?

[silver marsh]

IMAGINE being lactose intolerant LMAO /j

[lyric void]

I'm allergic to dairy

[mossy cove]

ig i am but idc

[gilded lodge]

Accurate recently
AI is working well I guess

[lyric void]

I hope you get obliterated

[fiery sonnet]

Will do. Thank you.

[silver marsh]

both of you??

[fiery sonnet]

I’ll ask them too. Thank you.

[light bear]

Damn

Whats happening with Discord

[silver marsh]

good to be born perfectly healthy

✨

[mossy cove]

true

[forest skiff]

github is on 89.99% for this year

bastion of engineering

and yesterday had a major bug when it stopped gitting

good work ai

[rustic lava]

discord no like me

[rustic lava]

health maxxing despite the nerf

[silver marsh]

perfect eyesight, perfect hearing, almost no physical issues

[mossy cove]

its a blessing

[meager raft]

Hallo

[ornate tangle]

my discord is dying?

[rapid meteor]

wtf is happening

[ornate tangle]

more and more servers just become "we have trouble connecting"

discord having trouble

[rapid meteor]

Ich sehe die Nachricht aber ich sehe sie auch nicht

[ornate tangle]

its getting better again

[tidal ridge]

thank goodness it aint just me

[rapid meteor]

Bro ich war in vc der Typ war korrekt..

[silver marsh]

well GLAD just died

[rapid meteor]

Lmao

[meager raft]

I can't see anything

Test

[forest skiff]

world is ending

[meager raft]

..

[rapid meteor]

Fr

[urban ice]

yo

[meager raft]

All my virtual friends disappeared

[rapid meteor]

@meager raft you just left me gng

[urban ice]

was ist mit den vcs passiert

[rapid meteor]

Yoo

[meager raft]

I got a call

Now I am cooking

Unfortunately I have to eat

[rapid meteor]

It’s getting worse lmao

[rapid meteor]

Idk gng

[weary needle]

mein dc is am spinnen glb

[proud flicker]

Scam

[rapid meteor]

Same

[proud flicker]

<@&305455824174710787> I apologize if it isn't the right ping

[lyric void]

It is the right ping

[rapid meteor]

Smart

[tulip snow]

brd auch bei mir

nur dieser seever geht

[pine lion]

Was discord bugging for u too ?

[tulip snow]

yes bro

idk why

[mint ibex]

wtf is happening to my dc

[tulip snow]

if i go away from this chat

then all my seevers will be gone

[pure turret]

i thought this server got deleted or i got banned lol

[fierce pawn]

are you a kglw fan

[mint ibex]

same hier

[pine lion]

It happens for many of the servers I'm in

[proud flicker]

The server was disappearing

The outrage seems to be affecting mainly large servers

[pine lion]

Yes

[rapid meteor]

Diggi ich will wieder VC

Wieso geht discord nur auf Handy bei mir -_-

[severe plover]

i think dc having server issues

[sly patio]

[pine lion]

Discord has problems rn

Even tho we can still talk here

[silver kettle]

Hi

[hollow arrow]

server was down

[sharp wing]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[hollow arrow]

its discord not the server

[pine lion]

It's still

[waxen plume]

discord problem not only here, direct calls are fine

[pine lion]

Oh a french speaker

[waxen plume]

and small groups

[pine lion]

Mp r fine too

[meager raft]

<@&305455824174710787> server is not working

[proven root]

true

[amber sorrel]

3 of the servers I'm in dissapeared including this one, 2 are back now

[stuck yoke]

rest in peace discord

[pine lion]

Don't need to ping modo
It's a discord pb

[stuck yoke]

nothing we can do about it

[calm cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-ship-jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-carribean-sinking-ship-gif-7976482

[eager viper]

Mods gay.

[rapid meteor]

do smth youre a mod

[stuck yoke]

It's a Discord-wide outage affecting big servers

[rapid meteor]

[eager viper]

Well do smth youre a mod

[pine lion]

||~~u r right ~~||

[rapid meteor]

Fr

[ornate tangle]

meow

[sonic ether]

why are you the only one with a role

[pine lion]

still not working as well
usernames r....

[sonic ether]

and i cant send images

[rapid meteor]

Oh hell nah

[sonic ether]

you are the chosen one for me

[ornate tangle]

for me its working completely fine now

[rapid meteor]

I left Vc 29 minutes ago and I still getting moved in the VC

STOP

[sonic ether]

VIVE LE FRANCE

[ornate tangle]

meow

nimm das

[pine lion]

and now it has delay and works on computer but still not on phone 😭

[rapid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-smh-laughing-laugh-gif-16005642344163940773

[meager raft]

Fix it pls

[pine lion]

joel too

[meager raft]

How will I learn german

[rapid meteor]

Ja hab kein Bock mehr auf Warten, ich geh pennen

Pennen*

[meager raft]

You gotta be on Vodafone

It don't work on Vodafone

[pine lion]

and it has delay between phone and computer

[meager raft]

It works on telekom

[ornate tangle]

fang mal an

[rapid meteor]

Im tha goat

Pretty obvious

[ornate tangle]

lol

[sonic ether]

nah joel aint got nish

[meager raft]

You are the cat

[rapid meteor]

Chill mal

[pine lion]

God blesses discord

[silver marsh]

god curses discord

[pine lion]

I'm too

[pine lion]

god ate discord

[proper tide]

ich bin neu hier

[pine lion]

Joel and I r goat

[meager raft]

Damn this dude getting hacked even with discord down

[stuck yoke]

@shadow cradle Please don't spam

[mint ibex]

the pfp

[forest skiff]

sus pfp

[pine lion]

it's an announce to post in
#1065443550004781067

lets play hangman with those are still here

[stuck yoke]

If something is against the rules you should report it.
By the way, you should change your own profile picture if you wish to remain on this server.

[rustic lava]

what happens to discord when bottfried is left w power for too long

[hexed yoke]

discord crashed because of probot probably

[azure reef]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-los-angeles-lakers-lakers-dunk-gif-16216227

[pine lion]

does someone wanna play hangman ?

[light bear]

What did probot do

[hexed yoke]

idk

probot is most used app in discord

[hollow hare]

hi dunk man

[hollow hare]

whats that

hello everyone

[pine lion]

the game where you say letter to find a word

[tidal plaza]

Hi

[silver fable]

Hi

[fluid whale]

hi

[uncut vine]

hallo

[mint ibex]

its offensive?

[uncut vine]

I'm new here, and i wanna learn German.
can you guys help?

[gilded lodge]

ping

[smoky epoch]

:ping_pong: Pong!
Gateway ping: 116 ms
Message send time: 386 ms

[stuck yoke]

Not interested in playing games. You have 15 minutes to change it or to leave the server.

[rustic lava]

ping

[smoky epoch]

:x: This command can only be used by a staff member.

[azure reef]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-dimash-earth-day-dimash-kudaibergen-hands-gif-21268110

[rustic lava]

guys gimme mod rq

[stuck yoke]

ping

[smoky epoch]

:ping_pong: Pong!
Gateway ping: 118 ms
Message send time: 311 ms

[rustic lava]

!!!

[stuck yoke]

the mod and the muted role are really close to each other

I've been known to misclick

[tidal ridge]

what the hecks

hi li

[tidal plaza]

Hi

Wie geht's diggas

[meager raft]

Hi

[rustic lava]

oh ykw im actually pretty okay w the glad role on second thought

[azure reef]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

[stuck yoke]

hi pat 👁️

how are you

[rustic lava]

im so sad

[tidal plaza]

I'm your digga

[rustic lava]

w the sindorov and hikaru thing man

[tidal ridge]

good! wbu?

[meager raft]

https://tenor.com/view/bmwblackandwithdarkenblox-gif-23572483

[rustic lava]

nothing against sindarov but

[tidal ridge]

i replied to wrong message but eh

[azure reef]

The great sindarov sweep,he must’ve been Doping

[stuck yoke]

today i definitely didn't sleep enough but I'm doing well

[tidal ridge]

hope you can sleep more tonight

[rustic lava]

whats doping

did dubov eat him

[tidal ridge]

[azure reef]

Taking performance enhancement drugs, dont do it

[tidal ridge]

hope you guys can talk soon

[azure reef]

No

[tidal plaza]

Is she iranian?

[stuck yoke]

I hope so too

[rustic lava]

crazy though

[meager raft]

Ice ice

[azure reef]

Assuming power cuts happen in extreme regions alone is cray cray

[rustic lava]

he embarrasses hikaru and then loses 3 nil to dubov 😭

i love dubov tho

[meager raft]

She could be from Africa

[rustic lava]

knight opening >>

cutie pie

[meager raft]

No one cares about chess

[azure reef]

Chess is for chads

[rustic lava]

chess > all other things in life

[meager raft]

Chess is for chaps

[tidal plaza]

Wdym cray cray

[rustic lava]

im gonna reach 2000 this year frfr (copium)

[azure reef]

Whats your current elo?

[azure reef]

Bro is not a prodigy

[rustic lava]

uhhh dont play anymore at all but peak is 1700

[rustic lava]

[azure reef]

It is cray cray

[meager raft]

Petrichor is a wiz?

[tidal plaza]

Boring ahh game

[rustic lava]

rn elos around 1650 but im probably out of practice and lower so

[meager raft]

Fr

[rustic lava]

whats a wiz

ur a wiz

[azure reef]

Crazy my peak was 1675 but now im peak sitting, i haven’t played in months

[rustic lava]

youre a wizard harry

[meager raft]

How do u not know this

[rustic lava]

twinsies

ur me but a man i reckon

[tidal ridge]

i love when people join a server just to troll or at least it feels that way

[rustic lava]

unless youre not a man

[azure reef]

Yep

[azure reef]

I am lol

[rustic lava]

is it wizard

[meager raft]

I joined here to learn German

[meager raft]

Ja

[rustic lava]

hmmm sure im a wizard

[tidal plaza]

Idk what that is

[tidal ridge]

i think 99.9% of people join to learn german, and stay for friends

i aint learning anything here except resources

[meager raft]

I stay to learn German

[azure reef]

Crazy jeez, brainrot a little

[rustic lava]

brainrot mogged

[meager raft]

Learn German I will

[tidal ridge]

well tbf li and base have been very helpful so far

[rustic lava]

revero needs to brainrotmax

[azure reef]

German shall lend itself to be learned through Will

[rustic lava]

i hope i get banned

[tidal plaza]

Do most people that want to learn german have immigration plans?

[azure reef]

No

Im learning it to counter Nietzsche‘s arguments

[meager raft]

Quite the opposite. I was immigrated here first and now I will learn German

[tidal ridge]

well i wanna go to germany at some point

[rustic lava]

this guys him

[tidal plaza]

I'm learning because i think Rammstein is cool

[stuck yoke]

I'm sorry

[tidal ridge]

huh

why are you sorry 😂

[azure reef]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-bro-bad-news-i've-got-bad-news-for-you-hand-on-shoulder-gif-4737126791591033318

Buddy

[stuck yoke]

for being a troll

[tidal ridge]

ill forgive you this once

[pine lion]

still have the feeling its not solved

[meager raft]

I am learning German because knowing German is the highest honor one could achieve in life

[pine lion]

petri isn't colored

[meager raft]

She was banned

[median seal]

mrauwwww

[azure reef]

Raawrrrrrr

[meager raft]

Rawwwwrrrrrr

[azure reef]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[median seal]

owo a vagabond

[rustic lava]

this guy doesnt see colors give him a peace prize rn

[azure reef]

For being colour blind?

[pine lion]

IM COLORBLIND U MEAN

[rustic lava]

i feel like felixs schizo gif rn

[pine lion]

😭

[meager raft]

Petri stop making fun of disability pls

[dull steeple]

twins

[meager raft]

No bueno

[tidal plaza]

I thought they will ask you for like a B-2 Degree before letting you in or are you illegal

[dull steeple]

just kidding

[pallid island]

Okaiiii, gud, I'm ready to get banned

[meager raft]

They make an exception for some people

[pallid island]

Yep

[tidal plaza]

I think it's impossible for me to learn german numbers

[rustic lava]

im this gif rn

hehe found it

[tidal plaza]

It's so random and hard

[meager raft]

German numbers are same as numbers anywhere else

[rustic lava]

lie

[elder monolith]

I wanna go home

[stuck yoke]

actually they have different colors

[rustic lava]

german number system is so nice

[azure reef]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-6037055492951935036

You have seen no button

[rustic lava]

teleport

[meager raft]

What color is 67

[elder monolith]

If only

[rustic lava]

ban color

[stuck yoke]

blood red

[tidal plaza]

It doesn't have a exact pattern it's hard

[nova sand]

true

[stuck yoke]

it does though

[eager viper]

Hi have the mods fixed Discord already

[stuck yoke]

yes now please pay me

[median seal]

can I have money too :3

[tidal ridge]

can i have money for being uhhh cool and epic and

[eager viper]

Ok come to Wien I will give you 20 cents.

[median seal]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-car-gif-6961652125651173033

[sharp wing]

Si señor

[rustic lava]

arrem