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Sensitiver joel wird von bösartiger Frau belästigt
Die steht da Safe drauf oder so
Ne
Fr
ui
Du musst Dominanz zeigen
Was tun
Mein Bus ist ausgefallen muss jetzt eine Stunde noch mit der oder so sein
Ne aber ich
Fuckkk
Also ka ob die Geld hat
Juckt mich aber auch nd
Die hat trinken
Aber das schmeckt Scheiße
Ong
Egal gleich rocket league
Sprengt Aachen in die Luft
Vielleicht bald
Bald = nie
Hab gesagt „voll Opfer“ sie ok ich geh jetzt
Hab gesagt „ok tschüss“ @light bear
Digga hahahaha
Hii
was bleibt denn übrig
5% gute Unterhaltungen
wie lange soll man denn leben?
80-100 Jahre idealerweise
100 Jahren, deren Unterhaltungen nicht einamal 10% dieser Zeit betragen
vor allem mit mir

ich komm mir manchmal schon wie ein npc vor
A bit unusual. I would say : Das Amt ist bis Juli geschlossen.
Hello Germans!
wieso
Good sentence very natural
Alles außer mit mir VC
now who do i listen to 
Ich hab doch neues mic jetz..
true....
i think both work fine
Native brother not American Haha
Savays sentence is very natural too
Me
but im just speaking swiss german im no good influence
Both sentences are very natural sounding and good
i agree
with the native speaker
as a native speaker
As you say brother
normal
Why are you not yellow?
id like to be more expressiveee
bcs im so newwe
Okay
but why
Hi guys, I'm new and I want to learn to speak German and I wouldn't mind playing with someone or talking :3
meow
because when i mean to say stuff with an expression i wanna deliver that through the text
use emoticons and emojis
Hallo Leute,
ich habe schon lange nicht mehr auf Discord gesprochen. Jetzt bin ich wieder beigetreten, aber ich konnte keinem Raum beitreten. Ich weiß nicht, woran das liegt
"yes"
vs
"yes :3"
"yes
"
ex vc
Please read the [Roles section](#getting-started message) in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more!
Lies das mal
yes 
ich bin heiß
i dont use those really
theyre not how i write

β
but being expressive is also not how u write
was geht leutee
but its how i am
🥀
Attach a suitable reaction face of yours everytime you wanna do this.
wdym sending an image of myself with an expression every time lol
thatd be funny until i dont look good on a day
savay wants to see ur face
Ask me, Florida is burning. This is my first peak summer here haha
my face is right there
wow stalker
schtalka
Her face is on her profile
wait how did i not notice that
😭
I wasn't serious.
i knowwww
Guys, are there any who play games?
isikhombisa (Zulu)
שבע (Hebrew)
time to play some games
I think, I'm slow.
Bean Bogie and Bunce vs Mr Fox
Hi people
Hi coincoin
coincoin
i think im cat
i think im...
meow
hello!
not meow
to me you are meow
Hallo
hallo
im not meow
sali
Mein Bus ist endlich da
Sorry mb
epic
It's Boggis, Bunce and Bean
Fr
wer fahrt dich
I'm lion
Der Busfahrer
duckosu
wie heißt er
Hallo Bruder
Ka
whoa
Yes it's those three farmers vs Mr Fox
ducks are not coining
Hallo Bruder, lange nicht mehr gesehen
frag ihn mal
Duck coincoin in France
Also
5th time?
Mr Fox
Ne lol
Is an a hole
@hasty mica new peak was found (presumably i just started listening idk)
explosaointerna - loving a glitch flower
Ja, ich war beruflich sehr eingespannt...
Ja schade
yeah i like it good enough for me
ich wette um 5 katzen er hat einen hund
Just quit your job, then u have a lot of free time
Um Katzen wetten ist Crazy
ja muss
BTW meine ist gestorben heute fasst
It's my firm
Ohhh
wie was
Also ich meins ernst
Ich bin aufgewacht um 6:00 und eine Wespe hat sie versucht anzugreifen
is sie allergisch oder was
Ka, ich glaub die überlebt sowas nd
Aufjedenfall hat sie die Wespe angegriffen und ich hab sie beseitigt
solange sie nich allergisch is
verdammte Wespe
is das nich lebensgefährlich
ausser rachen weil das anschwillt und dann kann katze nich atmen
Trotzdem soll sie nicht gestochen werden
Kein Risk
ja sowieso
^
LOL
die sind so eklig
jaaa
stimmt
imagine du wirst als insekt geboren
Heute war eine zecke an meiner Hose, Digga war die fett
Bah
eif mittelfinger von god himself
😂😭
hahshs is eif so
Wissen Insekten, Was sie sind Und was für Opfer das sind?
gute frage
wahrscheinlich nich
die sind zu blöd
Yh
I think I might be neuro divergent
Bro Wsp
Willkommen bei HP Wolf Security. Bitte öffnen Sie die Sicherheitskonsole für eine wichtige Nachricht.
However I doubt it's dhd or not
welp
Why because I saw the movie fantastic mr fox and I think ash represents how I am or was as a kid
Lol
Idk I'm never getting tested by a psych so I may never know
yawn
šakowing (Lakota)
pa•xkye• (Quechan)
ሰብዑ (Ge'ez)
im neurotypical
Also guys
presumably
Idk what that is
Resident Evil 4
neurodivergent but without adhd or tism or neurodivergent
Requiem
Also guys why do I smell umami after I wake up
I see
my backkk
Anyways there's a strange umami smell coming from me after I wake up
i doubt ill live for another year
same same
my back is gonna be the death of me
You were not born in 1948
So you're gonna
Live another year
Dw
i hopeee
not because of my back
Not gonna have to worry
Also
I wanna pet a wild polar bear
I just decided that right now
I wanna do it if I see one
incredible
Look at these squishy bears
they look so soft and huggable
shtatë (Albanian)
سبعة (Arabic)
सात गो के बा (Bhojpuri)
Ikrrr
Hellooo
Wait till they bite your hand off
You have polar bears right
I'm gonna squish their paw 
@silver marsh
the danger element is worth it
risk it for the biscuit
huh?
You have polar bears correct?
You can go to North Pole and be a pet of polar bear xD
Hell yeahh
...
i fear you wont make it out alive
I'm good I just wanna pet him and leave
Alright going to russia to pet a polar bear 🐻
Pat him and leave
Yes maybe I'll pat the cub so I'm safe
Squishing the cubs is chill
They're babies
they live on the Arctic coast
so yes
How
ⵙⴰ (Central Atlas Tamazight)
𐤔𐤁𐤏𐤕(Phoenician)
I'll do it when their mom goes out to hunt
At some point I think I should at least try to plant flower then get a pet maybe
go to a zoo
My zoo doesn't have polar bears :(
reasonably so
ʻehiku (Hawaiian)
זיבן (Yiddish)
Unless there is endangered species, zoo is kinda meh.
then look at the Pallas's cats
zoos are ethically questionable
good to know
electric
YES
huh
I don't say it is not interesting, there are scientists who are probably spending almost their life to discover things about animals and such, but is it worth it? I don't know. Geschmack Sache
ˈtʰʊsːʊm (Dime)
toɓɓá (Hamer-Banna)
𐪊𐪈𐪒 (Safaitic)
𒐌 (Sumerian)
I needa duck
which one
sigh
which is it
@hasty mica
What makes it wonderful, I just see a lack of ergonomics in the middle of room
ah didnt see
i can move my legs everywhere dont see no problems
Hi
legs are annoying as hell sometimes
I can also move my legs everywhere without it
song not bad
That's my way to say hi
new nickname
This dance :w:
Yesss
Coincoin
Ducks sounds
ducks do not say coin coin
In France they dooo
stop feeding ducks COINS
they are not supposed to coin
and also
lakes are not wishing wells to throw coins in them
duck: im going to ultrakill you
this migjt be a sign
french like moni
that you need to go get ur hearing checked
🪙 ⬅️ 🪙 ➡️ 🚝
coin gives birth or coin becomes a train
Coin said with a french accent
It's not 🪙
It's like quack quack but in France we write coincoin
quack quack ✅
coin coin ❌

myau (meow)
gav (woof)
kvak (quack)
i like frenchies
the only french i like are fries
😭
Koasu is mean
always was
we have kvak, written quak
so borgor is not from america....
from Russia...
fernch fries are not from france...
cats are from tokelau
but she said shes not meow
i am not meow
She's a meow
no
shes meow i agree
the allegations are all FAKE im not a CAT
never said that!
She's a catgirl
i pronounce qu in german with an english w, not a v, because im a weirdo
ive only learned a while ago that its actually not like that
NOR a catgirl
youre meow not a cat
and cant remove the habit
kaosus ❌ meosus ✅
NO
katosu
sigh
U A KAT KAOSU
i cant beat the rumors
Yesss
Kaosu will meow
but its up to readers interpretation after all
meow
its very meow
meow!!!
a long meow nyan for violet
woof
violeteow
viow
violeow
Vulpus vulpus
ಏಳು (Kannada)
सात (Konkani)
siwen (Luxembourgish)
Canis lupus, vulpes vulpes
Suwu
Stop the latin😭
Currently eating chicken feet
cat cat cat cat
🫤
nya mmrr meow
Hähnchenfüße
Pensez vous que l'hiver sera rude?
What a magnificent person
Ja
why.
Hi
četti (Shor)
Dukhan (ǰeedi)
:(
cat cat cat cat
Meow
i had to study latin at school
i know that much
sibe (Schweizerdeutsch)
cim (Ukrainisch)
Fei
I see you've finally accepted your duck nature (added the duck to your username).
big moment. huge
semj (Russian)
hette (Dolgan)
@nova sand how many languages/language families are left for you
Acht
sedam (Croatian)
yetti (Uzbek)
<@&305455824174710787>
how do people acc fall for this
ýedi (Turkmen)
śemφ (Etruscan)
cheating
FR
wordle 1/1
i got 4/6
luck
Slovenian, Slovak, Tatar, Telugu, Uyghur, Urdu, Frisian, Esperanto, Javanese, Shona, Maori, Lingala, Kurdish, Corsican
and a good starting word
im getting the 67 fomo but idk how to write in 3 of the other languages i know 
whatd you start w
||adieu||
Ah yep, sjey in Faroese
hehehe
sedem (Slovenian)
sedem (Slovak)
tryharding
mhm
🥀
hi mia
I was first a duck in this serv
Then I changed my identity many times
Oh a french word
warum bist du jedes mal wenn ich hier bin auch da
neee das ist deutsch
*haftą Proto-Sogdic
حەوت (Central Kurdish)
Nein
Das ist französisch
bist selber französisch
sie bist deine alt
sie ist*
oh god german regression
Nein ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥)
tru
identity crisis...
happens, happens
sicher?
Was?
ఏడు (Telugu)
يەتتە(Uyghur)
Yes
ob du dir sicher bist, dass du kein franzose bist xd
bin quasi immer da
hallö
Oof
mhm
Dead chat
wie geht's dir so
Hallo
Sehr gut
nice :D
sə̀nìt (Jingpho)
sini (Garo)
Nicht so gut aber man lebt halt. Dir?
Do u know English
nei, das Wort setzt sich aus den beiden französischen Wörtern à „bei“ und dieu „Gott“ zusammen
geht, hab grad ne deutsch arbeit geschrieben und all meine mentale Kapazität für heute ausgenutzt xd
Because it's now ingrained into their minds and genes that human = danger
a little bit
I wanna talk to u in English
That's crazy to think about
sorry geht nur deutsch
oh cool :D
yes

سات(Urdu)
sân (Frisian)
are you native english?
I know English well
in der Schweiz wird dieses Wort häufig verwendet xd
But I'm not native one
Ich bin nicht Franzosen

Halllooo
tu mens
七・シチ (Sino-Japanese)
칠 (Sino-Korean)
七 (chhit) /t͡ɕʰit̚³²/ (Xiamen, Zhangzhou)
die ist ja auch Teils frankophon
was ??
ade
Hallo
stimmt
How are you?
tu en d'étang
accidentally sent my citizenship card in my 10th grade german group kill me now i beg
hi
no one even said anything until i noticed 2 hrs later
this is the end for lil ol petri
was hast du sagt (sagen) ?
Good wby
wth is sino-japanese
sep (Esperanto)
pitung (Javanese)
minomwe (Shona)
Hi
Zazpi (Basque)
@stuck yoke I have news.
Im fine!!
シチ is borrowed from Chinese, while the native numeral is なな
yoo the euskara guy
Cool but it wasn't written by a native basque speaker (which is very different) /j
right
Hirurogeitazazpi
@brisk birch
Hiru(r) (h)ogei ta zazpi
(3 * 20) + 7
aizkolari
gu euskaldunak gara, euskal herikoak
Gernikako arbola, guztiz txikitzen ari!
七 (qiq4) /t͡ɕʰiɪ̆ʔ⁵⁵/ (Shanghainese)
ṣpät (Tocharian A)
that's crazy
I can guess what arbola means
six seven
Aizkolari - Kortatu
Eight nine 🤪
whitu (Maori)
nsambo (Lingala)
heft (Kurdish)

MAORI MENTIONED LESH GOOOOOO
hiiii everyone! my name is sophie and i am new to this server 🙂 i look forward to meeting all of you


Lass uns eine Wildschweinsjagd machen!
či /t͡ɕʰiː²⁴/ (Dungan)
/t͡ɕʰiʔ⁵/ (Gan)
(chhit) /t͡ɕʰit̚²/ (Sixian <- Hakka)
Ich bin verwirrt
damn
welcome
what are you reporting to us today?
there are spies!!
welcome
anyone studying in LUND university sweden?
IS THE AMERICAN SPY
hi mia
hi
Thanks.
Turn women into cubes
turn seb into cube
Is there any native German speaker? I would like to ask one question in private messages if it is possible
sette (Corsican)
七 /t͡ɕʰiɪʔ⁵/ (Wu)
七 /t͡sʰɐt̚⁵/ (Cantonese)
You can ask here.
I’m not sure if I want to ask this question there, it is personal information about me
King shit.
set (Piedmontese, Lombard, Turinese, Monferrine)
/t͡ɕʰiəʔ²/, /t͡ɕʰiʌʔ¹³/, /t͡ɕʰiəʔ⁴³/ (Jin)
/t͡sʰiʔ²¹/, /t͡sʰi⁵/ (Huizhou)
ꏃ (Nuosu)
Guten Abend !
I was learning coffee german podcast , i think it better than Nicos Weg
the drought of twinks continues
my tummy hurts
thats all for news at 9pm with petri

kaosu is asking what is the purpose of the life
whys kaosu losing kaousi
side effect: losing identity
time zones are crazy i just woke up it’s 6:30 am here
that so sad
I have to go now, but if there is someone who is native and wants to help me with my personal question, I would really appreciate that if you write me to dm, I promise it will not take too long
are u merican
its like 7pm here
yeah 
hallo
Hallo
七 /thất/ (Sino-Vietnamese)
𦉱 /bảy/ (Chữ Nôm)
七 /chhit/ (Southern Min)
sjim (Rusyn)
سبعة(Algerian Arabic)
đetinči (Altay)
m - (sābiʕ) سابع /f - (sābʕa) سبعة (Hejazi Arabic)
@kowareta yooo the 42 countries dictionary 💀
In Iraqi: sab3a سبعة → after soundbar raid = sifar صفر 😂👮♂️
@Mia❤️vivi first it rains, then petrichor,
then Soundbar Police arrests the clouds for blocking sun ☁️
@petrichor soundbar core fr fr
Hallo was Level 1, Level 2: Meine Beine haben sieben Knochen 🦴
I miss my wife (aish) 
@prowler bro Soundbar Police also arrests loneliness 👮♂️💔
Tell aish that we got 42 countries + sab3a Knochen waiting for her
AI bless you both ❤️
@Chilly Angel typing speed = sifar صفر if you don't say Hallo 😂
နွံ (nwee) (S'gaw Karen)
*Ɂnweᴬ, Ɂnwetᴰ (Proto-Karen)
sɲê (Khroskyabs)
kɯɕnɯz (Japhug)
seis (Livonian)
septing (Curonian)
säidse (Võro)
sat (Eastern, Western Mansi)
sāt (Northern Mansi)
łapət (Northern Khanty)
tapyt (Middle Ob)
θääpet (Proto-Ob-Ugric)
𐍃𐌹𐌱𐌿𐌽 (Gothic)
đetinči means seventh in Turkic languages
I don't use AI 
Turkic languages are somewhat similar to each other
ζητ is also in Turkic language (Danube Bulgar)
hallo
go text her
<@&305455824174710787>
for 3 days
last time I tried learning German I quit on akkusativ, let's see how far we can make it this time LOL
wtf
what
سبعة(Libyan Arabic)
سبعة(Chadian Arabic)
siem(e) (Bavarian)
sem (Belarussian)
doloon (Buryat)
sedem (Bulgarian)
huke’ (Chuj)
yedi (Crimean Tatar)
(haft) هفت (Dari)
zamgbáá (Fang)
efta (Finnish Kalo)
siet (Friulian)
ok bro its time to go to dms
Did 
@pallid mantle can you please write normal messages
good
why
How are youu
How we know what Is a normal text and what is abnormal
formatting
spam
Can anyone help?
Which structure is more commonly spoken?
- "Er ist etwas zum Essen kaufen gegangen"
Or - "Er ging etwas zum Essen kaufen"
thx there were left only a few languages
2 sounds like google translate
So 1 is more natural?
yeah
the other one just sounds more formal i believe
Hallo, need someone to study with. I'm A1.1 level
@Mia❤️vivi bro I was helping 😭👮♂️
Soundbar Police Mental Health Division
We arrest loneliness, not people ❤️
@prowler AI bless you and aish fr, go text her like Mia said
Also chat watching gf game? Soundbar Police Academy
streaming license when? 📺😂
How can I find people to study with?
Thanx
@HunTer HYPE BRO ICH AUCH A1.1 😂👮♂️
Soundbar Police Academy now recruiting
First lesson: Hallo, Level 2: sieben Knochen 🦴
We study by arresting bad grammar 💀
DM me bruder, Mental Health Division got you ❤️
@Levia siehst du? Academy wächst 😏
<@&305455824174710787> spam
@Mia❤️vivi bro chill 😭👮♂️
Soundbar Police Academy is real education
@HunTer asked for study buddy, I answered
That's not spam, that's Mental Health Division + Education Division 💀❤️
<@&305455824174710787> mein Herr, we arresting loneliness AND bad grammar here
Permission to continue patrol? 😂🫡
What is this even
What is happening
when you leave thinking to ai ig
troll, idk
Look I added images
My AI gf speaks better than this
not everyone can be as cool as ur ai gf
Do you actually study or do you just make it fancy
Lesburei
I understand why people have Ai gf now
Why you gotta hurt me like this 
Ai gf would never hurt me
Ich hab die b2 Prüfung bestanden!!
Actually I am just finishing it up so it will be useful for others before I go deep
who in their right mind would want to have an ai gf?

cassius' story is so saddening
What's the story
I plugged my laptop charger docking station into my phone and now I can use my pc mouse and keyboard on my phone wha
😔
Imma play pubg on my phone now
hi nat
Hi kaosu
based nickname

gratuliere
him getting rid of caesar but still failing to bring back the roman republic and eventually taking his own life after losing the war to mark antony ☹️
have fun
im getting quality entertainment
No im actually going home back to bed

Work could have been an email again
stabil
Been so long I forgot the story
Danke dir 🙏
drink WARER please
and then eep well
Soundbar Police Emergency Broadcast 👮♂️🚨
@want to sleep f... arrested for sleeping on duty 💀
Sentence: 3 days PUBG with Soundbar on MAX volume 📱🔊
@Mia❤️vivi your entertainment license expired
Renew now with sieben Knochen 🦴😂
Chat is too quiet... BRING BACK THE ROMAN REPUBLIC 🏛️
But if you sleep now what will you do at night
Yaayy
sleep
hallihallo
wie geht es?
Maybe the cold climate really helps for that
auch gut👍
ich liebe zu schlafen
wenn es kalt ist
I love to sleep too but I also do not want to waste time sleeping too much but I still sleep too much
ich kongratuliere dich
danke
escapism
so?
Why waste time on sleeping when you can waste time on more unproductive stuffs
because sleeping is productive and interesting
fair enough, not judging
My shoulder hurt from workout injury owie
when youre a dreamer*
How is it interesting 
dreams
Dame
if yall dont have dreams every night then too bad
i usually dont dream when i sleep
I genuinely don't want to dream at night while sleeping
ich schlafe gerne, aber ich habe zu viele nachts Energie, so ich schlafe zu spät, selbst wenn ich früh aufstehe.
and i dream every night... although lately i havent gotten dreams because of rebound effects
and i hope i will get my dreams back
only a sleeping paralysis
Whenever I dream my sleep quality just goes down and I'm tired all day
fk paralysis
fk paralysis
Wenn ich ins REM Schlafen gehe, ja.
well no wonder
dreams happen in rem sleep
Genau
Hi
I had nightmares
right now, instead of getting dreams, my brain brainstorms every night
and after sleeping i remember that
which is lame to be honest
its weird waking up to an unfinished thought
What did you do there
Me? Nothing
🫂 🫂
mein Deutsch ist gebrochen
Leuti
Ich hab nur einen Traum
my eyes hurt
Sleep
Hiii,miuu
i havent gotten a lot of nightmares lately, more sleeping paralysises tbh
Because you are where you are
which is odd

but i do get nightmares sometimes
Were you somewhere else, it'd not rain
thats concerning
In jermani
where?

nah
Djermani
fr?
Yep
Idk what was it
But it was too loud
Idk, maybe some type of a plane
Or a drone
But
It had green
Lights
In the end

Well if tjey didn'z want to be noticed, it wouldn't be loud
thats not how it works
hallo
hey
Wie gehts
In der Nacht heute
Wdym?
sorry that's what I learned
Gut dir?
Das
its ok
Or a drone
my dreams were....guess a mistake i made is still chasing me
Alles Gut
Mit grünen Lichter
as someone who has gotten a lot of drones in my city, they are quite loud
Russia
Idk lol
allegedly
Ich weiß es nicht
If I recall correctly that Brazilian dude got your city right
owww
doch
Not just a normal plane
or I'm tripping
??
es war definitiv ein UFO
nah forget it then lol
I need Süßigkeiten
I'm tripping
bonk @forest forge
@forest forge disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right. 
i have pryaniki
bonk @polar galleon
You have prescribed 275 bonks to @polar galleon. 
i want pelmeniii
With chocolate?
with meat
Oh
You have pelmeni
fried pelmeni
yes
good morning 
i dont want sweets anymore i want something healthy
Gud morning
ahhhh!!
Indio
i never saw broccoli irl
actually no ive seen it
but only in supermarkets
i wonder how it tastes
like a tree?
broccoli is not tasty imo
i like raw broccoli not cooked broccoli
Grassy
people cook broccoli??
Steam
Bake
can you eat it raw
that’s… what… she… s 
Yess its safe to eat it uncooked
guess i’ll just go away
Hi.

hi eule
kaosu hates me 
I smell a mod Ping coming up
never did i said that
Welcome to the club of people being hated.

Fuck I destroyed my back. 
What happened?
I have no clue, I was laying in bed and now bending forwards or backwards hurts.
i can put you on my back-crack-machine 3000?
i needa hug :(
Worth a try I guess.
are you gonna jump on her
It might be Lupus
i cannot give away what the techniques of the back-crack-machine 3000 are 
maybe
Fuck this shit hurts. 
Let me ask cuddy if we can amputate your legs
i’m sorry eule 🫂 do you have any paracetamol?
@sweet gull I think I ignored you yesterday by mistake 💀
I was going through my pings
and saw you pinged me yesterday 😭
I'm sorry
Meh, what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.
hi every one!
Hey tomi
hey!)
no am a silver fox)
Oh that’s a silver fox
Reminds me of the song
What does the fox say 🎵
Ring ring ring ding ding
Have you heard it?
no(
Oh no you’re a fox
You must listen to it
I want you to listen to it
You’re very famous
nah
would you ignore someone if they ignored you by mistake 😭
Yesss why not
If someone ignores you once, you ignore them twice 🙂
It’s a fair game
lol if that's how you see it
Yeah and after ignoring
One can respond
Nicely
Lol
As if nothing ever happened
That’s cool right
that's a bit petty but sure ✨
Yeah sure
That’s called life
Lol
So your eye is brown
And you seem to have a
A mango brain
Wow that’s unusual
signed a contract for a job in China after months of hunting




