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Schönes Laufen
Lauf nach Aachen
Habe ein schönes Spazieren
🐌
Vögel an der Leine

Why am I hungery
Können Leute Tauben essen
No, why, poor birds
There are lots of other things
To eat
hi
When did u last eat
hi
miaua!
nicka vegan 
hallö
@stuck yoke am i
💀💀💀💀💀
was geht heute
lmao
immer noch krank
man lebt eh, bei dir?
hi
bei mir ziemlich okay!
Pinkman in the house baby
Können wir mit ihnen an einer Leine Gassi gehen
aish?
Hi people
hi koalabeeduck
Yo yo yo
okay lmao
lmfao

supi
i’m so good
As you must
petdog @outer stratus
You spent 109 hours petting @outer stratus's pretty pupper.
(i need a dog version of this asap)

i only knew it was you because you’re the only person i know with the bmw tag
Thic can work
Ohhhh
Joel has bmw tag too yo
How you don't know him yo
It's not acceptable yo
i’ve not been on when joel‘s on
Gotcha
ask modo to add one lol
How to stop discord friends status update notification 
Limit notifications yo
Get rid of the notifications completely yo
Block'em
in ur notification settings
Imagine not knowing this yo
What a shame aish
Helloo how you all doing !!
I'm gg you
i only knew abt it because i never got status updates lmao
i’m good hbu?
Beim Schach verliere ich immer meine Dame
i’ll beg li next time i see them
Thanks 💪
yuppers
I'll beg them to also add ducks emoji 
honestly more frog ones would be cool too
li begging session
well #1211332083876892712
uh
ok finally loaded
i see
then we shall beg them for another round of emote suggestions
Hi
Tag
Test
test
Same
My notifications are off
All the
Test
max
🤭
i only got @s on
@outer stratus
no this is australian violet
this is patrick
that would be the easiest way to get a hold of me (or dm me)
okay
i thought abt doing that
I'd dm you
But you ain't single
Kaosu has a new cute pp
I respect your relationship yo
my dms are open to friends lmao
bainca doesnt like me
concerning message
I'm jk
What's pp
pfp =! pp
😭
We are not ur freind 😂
Well it's always the same
I keep confusing those 2 words
oh lmao i was like my gf doesnt care lmao
i see how it is 😢
Why
TRUST the big thrust
Don't worry
to ignore its impossible wihtout getting oneself in all kinds of troubles
P=NP
she just doesn’t mind she knows i‘m not trying to drop her for someone else
I hate my temper
tempweratue
tf u mean by big thrust XD
Yea right
Like I wonder how do people trust the people who got together with them after dumping their partner yk
TRUST is a gg yo.
she also knows i don’t have game lmao
Ich gehe mit meiner Taube Gassi
game is not game
yeah trust me we trust each other lmao
i look SICK
@hasty mica
villian petri strikes again
hi natsu
that looks so good
hiiiiii
Wt about the thru--
brother
Which one is you
The middle one
we ain’t do that unfortunately, she 3 hours away for now until she gets a car
Nice legs yo
This is petri
freakazoid
hell yeah
Hirokun haruchan
It's alr
Nooo
Badmosh
.....
If I'm okay with dating trans
Does that make me pansexual
OH AISH
is there garlic on it (no hate just curious)
OH MY LOVE
i dont think so
good question
Okay
COME
Ac on 18?
ac?
Yea ?
acdc
maybe? idk am saphic
whats ac
Did petri and aish changed their pfp and usernames
Air conditioner
who
Yo
😭
yes
God
Help I'm lost
Let me google what you are talking about
I need a phd or something
jesse pinkman is aish
the other green one is petri
YES 😭
Now im embawwased
"Sapphic" is an umbrella term for women (and some non-binary/woman-aligned people) attracted to women, encompassing lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, and queer identities."
And Kaosu is Michael Jackson?
Atp
My pleasure
cute
i guess lmao
Ulysse-
yuppers
we love sapphics
hi
Hey
We doooo
lets kiss
Mmm😋
Who was choking me
🗣️🗣️
Hi 👋
wahrheit
Natsu just asked me "what should I talk about to petri so she likes me?"
Toxic to approve that without asking first
it was a hug
Sapphics
I'm toxic, you got any prob father
Oooo
I can input ANYTHING
I want a piece of cake now...
ANY WORD
😭 😭
🦕🤗🤗🤗
i already like you 
What happened to petri
OH THE WII CHARACTER
i got a funny screen shot from that game
HELP
Ur pfp omg I can send u a high quality screenshot lmao
im me canonically
wait what
BET
are you and natsu are in one room or something
I'm playing tomodachi life
im in my house canonically
And natsu is too
why is natsu talking about natsu in the third person
li do i look cool
I think this looks exactly like you
true it is
does li not talk abt li in the third person?
Because "Natsu" is her character in this case
Not Natsu herself
oh I c
A C
petri is a villian now

"I became friends with petri by name dropping men"
proof look at her evil stache
Geil
can i dm u what my friend did in tomadachi life (would do here but kinda nsfw)
theres definetly something suspicious happening
but heres the thinker
imagine liking men
i love this
LMAOO
what the fuck is tomodachi life
Please to me too
i need to see it
real
meow
wii but no sports (i think)
It is life
An officially licensed nintendo shitpost generator
oh absolutely
me on a roller cosater
This.
Okay nice have fun
Ohaaaa!!!!!!
Natsu Mii is so natsu coded lmao
i’m not actively on one i mean that’s what i’m say when on one
Bro wow
This can improve german 🦕
😵💫
Dino geek
so true
Hallo heute
Achso
natsu can you put me in the game
Honestly true
I'm currently putting Mia
Then I can put you
Put me too
holy flashback
mia uploaded and turned into AI 
Lain vibes
what happened
hi
hi
hi
hi
Hi
hi
I happened

Ai happened
Olelele
hi wydra.
Hi
hi
Hi
Watashi
hi
hi
hi kaosu
Hi
FOR FUCKS SAKE
hi
hai
What's the matter
hey
Hi
Hey
hi
hi
hi
hi
Alr
Y'all gonna say anything other than hi?
hi
They are liking it
we are trying to create the biggest hi chain known to glad
hi
The hi series
absolute
absolute cinema
Heroes
just realized you're aish. are u fr
I hope you get the Nobel prize
we all will
I'm what?
😂 😭
Okay we will create now
hi
Hi
hi
Hi
Hi
hi
Hi
hi
hi
kaosu is going to commit murder
all?
say it
I hope she commits me
if yall keep this up the great purge of bottfried gonna set in
Ayyyy
what for? saying hi?
yes
Who🤭
You want kaosus?
WHY KAOSUS
sounding like me when i’d queue overwatch for 17 hours a day
Matter who
and torture me
me (i’m loyal to my gf)
Right
Pretend
im anbidexterous
Who is jesse
What's going on🤭
What's your og name
jesse pinkman is a gd level
it’s aish
YES
😂 😭
i want coffee
aish is becoming.....too toxic
You're spoiling
I'm sorry.
I will not do it again.
Seriously
I stg
Tea tea man
im amlesbodextrous
Just tea
Geez wowy
Me with my close Freind now we are going to tea hotel 🤭
Niceyo
:3
Sehr cool
woof
☹️
:3
why she confusd 
!!!
woof ▼・ᴥ・▼
Ty Ty Bri🙌
mhm 
I have fear of abandonment father please forgive me
I won't do it againnnn
I'll try very harddddddd.
@pine lion
❤️
on my opinions
it's like approving she's ur wife while she said nothing about it
u neeed consent first
Please forgive me daddy
In my opinion if I was serious
I wouldn't do shit I've inferiority complex
whe nis she nit
freaky
wth
That's you with your bf
what 😭
Petri is a bad girl


(it’s „when is she not“)
someone buy me an energy drink
Max
Ja
No one bad except ?
Watch out buddy
since when r u my daughter??
For
when is she not
i forgor u were aish
All bad except me
now this is aish talking
im sure
wait that’s aish?
anywas
Wats the opposite of alles gut

kaolator
i'm not sure 😭
Ur not a Girle ur talking about girl lol
😭
Wow seriously
alles ist schlecht
Ja ich bin Mädchen
yes
Transiminus
Nein
Max
How far an adidas store is from you
Ur man
call it a trans-mission
transcendence
Not sure I haven't seen a single Adidas store
Prob the nearest is in frankfurt
@mossy cove you know you're running back of my mind non stop
While I'm in this chat
Where are you
Hmmm alrr

I see
I should go to Frankfurt
overwatch or something
yes
I have my eyes on one particular shoe which is not available in my size in India
so what if we can raceeeee against hte wheeels of deathhhh
But another
a god
violet
on a cold winter morning in a time before the light
wouaf wouaf
Digga
bro‘s just a monk
"I have got my eyes on this one I like it it's a gg regular"
Buy puma
kill your local breakcore producer
asura
I was thinking of speedcats but it's suede and I'm not sure I'll be able to take care of it.
Also in Germany with the snow rain and shi
na he presches peace
Suede needs to be taken care of after every use almost

Rain here isn't the same as in tropical places
Ur indian
It's very light
Yes
Yeah well
Ok
Ko

Wer bist du
love and peace
AISHHH
especially love
Waaaaaa 😭😭
WHAT
im skylar white yo
wait aish is here?
@stuck yoke puppy with his birthday present.
@thick iron this is aish
She knows.
Where's the present
Yo 🤘🏻

Woah nice a good pupprr
Between his paws.

Is that meat
ouppy
And cute.
A dog would like meat as present
It’s a bone.
can i meow to someone ?
Miau
okay, meow at kaosu
sure :3
That looks nothing like a bone
why meeeeee
meeoow

jhi
meow meeeooww meoowwwwww
because im a cat owner?
patcat @thick iron
You have administered 384 pats to @thick iron's feline companion.
because i needed a scapegoat
meow
Thanks love I love you
why not you
jhello
meow
the only meows i can tolerate are from my cats
could’ve blamed anti you
I love you tooo
Date when?
meow :c
Anytime
hmm true
Now
also an option
woof ▼・ᴥ・▼
Alright
I woke up from dogs barking today.
🙏😈
I want to shatter your barker
Ayyyyy
it wasn’t me i swear
🥁 🥁 - 🥁 🥁 🥁 - 🥁 🥁
:3
why am i slightly okay with that
what song is she playing
i will be more than okay because i would never hear a bark again
meaning i will never wake up again
osu mania
😭
me when can’t type
amenpunk
your hands will burn off at this velocity
i’m okay with it because one of 2 things happens either i heal and take the opportunity to voice train, or just go perma mute
Jaw
voice training for puppies
Not vocal cords
at who can i meow now ?

hi pat 
hi!
mfw
What is an identity crisis
its me
true
man for woman, damnnnn damn
you will only be able to bark after it
so sad
i think i entered a convo in which i will never have the necessary context for
after i got my jaw broken i could only uwa uwa
might be true
Who broke ur jaw
how's ur eye kaose ?
I'm having deja vu
only be able to bark after i voice train? honestly sounds like a good deal for me
i actually replied to the wrong message but yes
MEOW
ah lol
:meow:
time dilation 
10 hours 2 minutes
how do you count
health tracker
ohhhhj
i honestly should take a nap, i’ve been up since 2am for me (it’s 9am rn)
I am time dilated
oh right antiviovio didnt fix her sleep schedule
dont nap sleep at night
ah yes
but that‘d require me to sleep at night
DONT MINE AT NIGHT

unleash the minecraft songs

natsu is currently telling Mia about her previous dating experiences
creeper
aw man
@hasty mica hy
so we back in the mine’s
greetings
got my package swinging from side to side
package????
side side to side
minecraft at 4am is gooood
hello?
me when autocorrect 😭 
ive just got an UNHEALTHY amount of cringe dosage
Kaosu meow
absurd autocrrect what
no
Purr
maybe every mispelling i do is another hour of voice training i gotta do
no
Do something cool
i love when my hair is all fluffy and soft and
im flying up up up im in creative, my items now cant be stolen, gonna make this whole world golden
why am i subjecting myself to this
i can go to sleep
Boring
The night is reserved for endless doomscrolling.
minecraft's grim reaper blowing up stuff like-
see you get it
😭 nnnnooo
that and german lessons or art
i cant do anything cool
i cant grasp on whats going on in my head rn
spaaaaaacee...
being trans is cool if you ask me
is it really
Maybe you should stop looking inwards and start looking outwards

to me yeah
i look outwards and see YOUR stupid ass message
i regret it
and go back looking inwards

LMAO
being trans is _
my cat came into my room im soo happy now
tomorrow's my physics exam 
hes purring and meowing at me
good luck
Hallo
i have german tuesday 
tysm 
it speen
good luck to you as well
Hmmmm. Actually learning German might be a bit too productive for the average GLaD member. 
ty
FAX
it’s a heart not a speen silly
"the world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe, the only constant is suffering."
"OMG KITTY"
true lmao i’ve been procrastining for a few days on both art and german
lmao
@willow oak Deutsche ?
i didn't expect to be called out like this on a sunday afternoon tyvm 😔
😭
car
i drive
fpoon funier
D: 
i don’t/cant
demon..
i wish i could only way i can is in mario kart
i drive (up the wall)
depressso

meow
i suffer a lot
as you should
he deserves it mhm
repost emoji
recycle im crine
🫳🏻
🎤
my ears
ngghh
V gun
A gun
G gun
🏳️⚧️
🤌
this is my own private domicile
Ok
its jesses line son
sso yyou bit my ears at sssome point..
Im feeling so old rn. There is a new Kinderchor in our new church, and the teacher of that group is someone who was taught by me when she was in my Kinderchor like 10 years ago

yes i got hungry

romantical
vi the kind of girl who looks at kaosu and says "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer
Im someone's teacher's former teacher
you will be infected with kaosu
I'm gay for mr white bich
flower sicckness
that’s fine
😭
we can become a hivemind of kaosu
kaosi
potential symptoms include: loss of identity, dizzyness, vomiting, headache
Comedian
oh then nothing changes
Potential stand up comedian
panic tremors loss of control all of this will take its toll
something will change
😭
And also no love for aish
you will become me and there wont be antiviolet no more
that’s fine kaosu has cat antiviolet does not
antiviolet wont experience having a cat
Well if I were you
I wouldn't choose myself either 
i hate all of you i would not choose any one of you
its not just you
💜 💜 💜
This is gonna be my about
why not 🥺
loss of identity
It wasn't for you
It just came to my mind.
Will I ever be ready
among us?
yes

Hmm
i did not get used to typing on this phone
ahh
ahhhhh
how would that mean no cat?
me
you will not experience anything
and so not having a cat either
Whats that country and why do all good guilty gear players come from there?
I am the worst fighter ever
trans supremacy or something
I dislike fighting games (except for yomih)
only fighting game i play is smash ultimate

20 seconds to predict everything an opponent can do is more that enough
mk?
mario kart
You will play guilty gear
nah
mortal kombat
I got angry today
And made a rude comment
And I'm not proud of it
I'm very ashamed
I prefer to not interact when I'm not in my best mental possible state, for my peace as well as for the society's.
mortal kombat
Nah i only play fighting games that get dev support past 14 months after release


but say this to who you said it to not me 
@mossy cove
i only like smash because me and my gf play all the time
what was the rude comment
nevertheless, mk is a cult game
etude
Sales numbers dont translate to quality tho
See fifa
woof ▼・ᴥ・▼
Opposant...
fifa is so
the chess move?
(눈‸눈)
Hallo
ur gf is my opponent
Just kidding
i will not hear fifa slander
fifa is trash now, although it used to be popular
Woof
Hmm
But mods asked to drop the topic
I am not sure if my apology would likely contribute towards bringing the topic again.
The ticket is open since 6 hrs or more
Idk if I'm glitching or what
But I've dropped my query
That I can send the apology mssg or not
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
ಠಿ_ಠ
i will go to the doctuh tomorrow 🥀
Bye
ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
gud gud
why
sick
i see
Mia needs some hugs
Violet...
i want to sleeep...
now violet will also be sick
I thought saying humour would mean I'm very proud of my humour so I said brain
Love in the disease and the peace
Thank you violet for listening.
that the price i gotta pay
sounds ominous

Hallo! Ich bin Sara ☺️
no problem
i hope thing with prowli and you gets sorted out 
hii, willkommen
Welcome on board
Hi
Noooo
It's not with prowli
I hope never>>>>
There were 2 randoms.
Hi
oh i see
I see you

Dino geek
🦕
That’s not my name

Idk, you?
what happened
whats your name
Idk, Nothing?
can i call you Wolfgang
You good?
Sure? Okay
My name?
You good I'm good
Helo. May I come in
yes yes your name
Your name in digits
Yess
Show your homework
Why are you coming so late
What excuse you have for today haaahhh
Idk
Mk also only has its popularity going for it.the quality of the games has been subpar for four releases in a row
My home work
That's all
The game fails to build a community of active players or incentivise actually committing to the games or their mechanics
think of one 💪
ok fair
Then avert your eyes from the truth and go do another rewatch of James Cameron's Avatar
292023
Idk I said
Im sure
MK is the kind of game for people who only watch movies with The Rock
tbh there havent been any really good games released lately
You mean fighting games?
Tokon is around the corner. 2xko is up. Fatal Fury is kinda awesome. SF6 and GG are going into peak years
wow thats your name
well i dont know your name
i might check
GG Strive was released one year after Mortal Kombat 11 and just received a huge overhaul patch
well i dont know 
And another year of characters
No need to know,
but i know
ok second word
Granblue Fantasy Versus rising is online and free to play
Congrats
And is so many leagues better than any MK ever was despite fulfilling the same base mechanical tools
and all you gotta do is say my name 3 times

Okay Joel
OK GO!!
Block Button that actually works. Easy combos for people who have never played fighting games.

nooo 
A
beeeeee........
welcome 
CAUSE
ew
ew?
ill think abt ur offer let ya know
BUT I got my chances down below
beetlejuice beetlejuice....
That’s good
Fatal Fury is really good
being young and female doesnt mean that im an easy mark
ive been swimming with piranhas and dont need a shark
yes life sucks but not that much ok...
I personally dont vibe with the feint/brake mechanic but i see why ppl like that game
the bee signal
I'M HERE
beetlejuice beetlejuice BE A DOLL AND SPARE THE MENTOR
Yhyh
ew beetles
i just met ya really its a flattering offer
Ooo right
thankfully they got turned to juice
HAIIII
the issue here is the prevalence and popularity of the game, so many games are actually underrated, even though they are not so popular at first glance
even worse

hmm true
i llove this dance 😭
better vaporized
HIHIIHIHIHIHIH
makes sense
if you dont see any game because it is "smaller than MK" as underrated, then maybe thats just a very narrow view on things ngl ngl
ok ive been lying to you all this whole time ill show u what i look like now

are you a princess?
It's like saying "there's no more good movies releasing" when you only go to marvel movies
ofc im a princess
how do u think i get princess treatment
bee says meow
woof
i dont think theyre the lyrics
😭
cuz u'r a princess
Guys wtf I am so tired of trying to deploy my project on lambda 😭
lyrics of a bee are bzzzz
greek alphabet moment
no she means the lyrics to a song
i mean the lyrics of an animal
*you mean
thats what i said
violet
she refers to skylar