#general
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upload it to ma brain
I should use elevator instead of stairs
My leg is hurting me too mcuh
only if u upload german to mine
yes
you should
ew
Love
jeez im so tired

Yk
It's those stair-vator
I want to fish
ew
Love is ew
Escalator yes
cats are so meow
in german its rolltreppe
Some french
Why is it Rolltreppe 😭
rolling stair :P
I know the...ROLLING STONE
French is scary
i call it laufband lol
laufband 😭
is that a dialect thing or just a you thing
Laufband is a treadmill
i think thats actually a me thing
We don't use that
Euh
Wait
Do we use "Escalateur", or "Escalator" in French
Urg
or conveyor belt
theres a reason i said im a bad native speaker
back
how interesting
i speak the laziest kind of german
Ur face is a conv--
convention
Say hi to @rapid meteor
Convertible
Guys help Me as a beginner should i study more vocabs then look to grammar or study grammer?
oh right i take back what i said
Grammor
@thick iron
roasted!!! 🤯
What can i do without vocabs and a native speaker said she learned while speaking and said i can teach vocabs😭
Yes
bonk @polar galleon
You have prescribed 8 bonks to @polar galleon. 
Lmao 8
Ok
N8
just looked at the wikipedia page for that, lists like 4 different names
it says both escalateur and escalator
bonk @polar galleon
You have prescribed 319 bonks to @polar galleon. 

hey thats my cousins name
uwaaah
Ig we use Escalateur
bonk @hasty mica
You have prescribed 408 bonks to @hasty mica. 
Can I uwa uwa ?
french interesting
Nate?
arent you at war with me
if you do that you might die
yeah exactly
wait
It is yess
bonk @forest forge
Uwa uwa beam 
You have prescribed 329 bonks to @forest forge. 
A friendly war
cause pretty girls can never die 

But the French--
It's unfortunate that I will soon then
SAY WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY
SAY IT
"But however----"
ATE
rest in peas
Dumbass
the who now
the welcome chelby
thank u!!
hello fellow user!
I ate french fries
what
Rest in....BEANS ??! 🫘
uwa uwa is a sound my species make when they call out to other kaosi
Discounted studio ghibli
which hemisphere is your species from
northeast
potentially different reality
uwa uwa kaosu!!
There are other kaosu than you ?
This is an alien language
the better one you meant to say
ofc there are
awu
Mitosis
awu awu
Warum Bob nicht essen 🍎 🐟
Have you got a response?
was
yeah i have 2 more kaosi with me
uwu uwu
kaosus
kaosi
omg what
kaosus ❌
kaosi ✅
Kao sus 
📮

I'm paranoid now
dw theyre not going anywhere
hm
i got an epic new zealand mug
Hey Violet
are you going to like do crimes with them
many white sheep and then one black sheep "NZ"
i cant
is today tomorrow
hi savay
Hey kaosu
Its 5am rn
hi savay
???
what did you DO
NZ so epic
nothing?
do you walk barefoot
natural kaobitat
theyre not SPLATTERED
I don't anymore but as a kid yes
all over the place :kaocry:
Hey yall, was wondering if anyone used DW website to learn German and if that was enough for them
2 kaosi all in one place and yet all over the place
very good website but no one source is enough to learn the language
Halo
everything everywhere all at once
what if you step on a nail or sth
I live in the big city so its a bit suspect to walk barefoot but in the country its quite common
theyre contained but theyre kinda not at the same time
kaosu breach is real
I stepped on glass and few times
alles überall auf einmal
SCP 
CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA
did it hurt
no it was pleasant
Definitely 
thank you for the input mia
yw
how bad
That's the main reason I walk shoed now
hi lovely people
hi ramishka
tea 5 times
in mandarin

Mmm subjective but like a 7/10
käärijää - cha cha cha
how u mia
Now I want ramen 
me too
like this, u?
is that good
im happy bc ive been consistent with sports
what means käärijää?
veri good

what do you do
home gym
nice
huh?
i had a 50 min hiit session today with no break and my mascara still looks perfect
can recommend
it's maybelline
it works
kaosu answers to uwa uwa
throwback to me answering to "pspsps"
pspsps
not sure what hiit is but great!!!
good job
high intensity workout
ye just cardio basically
@stuck yoke 
that works on large groups of muscles at once in like 20 mins or a similar small amount of time
try 20 kmh bike for 5 hou-
tbh if u add weights it's also weight training then 🗣️
HIIT is so W fr
i cant bc there were no weights there
but if i try at home for sure
yeahh
do not underestimate me
I used to use 1 kg dumbbells
(i will do it and die at least 10 times inbetween)
coz yesh
oh yeah
omg dyk that youtuber
chloe ting
chloe
oh god
HAHAH
I want li. 
chloe ting was covid canon event
frr
Hi
with 2.5 kg dumbells
uuu that's looks fun
i rember chloe ting
||-#
||
but only found out like last year she exists
😭
its so goofy but i can recommend haha
hhahaa okay
cooles auge
Ooh I barely see blue names here
leider I don't have much space in my room
she blew up like crazy during covid
but I think I'll join the gym soon
that 10 min ab workout video with 20mil views
danke 🗣️
💀
omg 😭
hell yea
that was a really nice workout too tho
OMG YEAHHH
i was there before it was famous
I love the burn after it
same 🗣️
😠
hahah fr
did u also do workouts in ur room in secret
YES
Hovers over Mause and notices most people gave up watching after 2 minutes 😂
😭 😭 😭
idk in front of my parents it was so awkward
we live the same lives
IKR
and when they came I pretended to lay down on the floor
id pretend to do something else when they came into my room to check up on me
ksjdks
xDD
be like that
I sleep and let it on until end to feel accomplished
lmfaooo
no one unique experience
chloe ting, pamela reif, and emmy wong were the only people on my youtube feed in 2018
2020
ramen, nomnom
yeahhhh
I used to do taekwond, right
and I thought I needed more muscle definition
i found out about chloe ting now
so I did more workouts
and after one workout I was like wow u can already see my muscles
yeah, that was definitely that singular workout
fr
Big muscle 
hiolet
HAHAHA
it was the taekwondo
where did my bookmark bar disappear to
but i quit bc the instructors were so scary
Taekwondo is overrated
what... if anything its underrated
i wanna sleep
i mean the pump
exists
Construction worker is underrated
you are overrated
@leaden niche
taekwondo was developed as a legit technique used by Korean soldiers in the war
trur
Thanks for giving me more than I deserve
I think I wrote it here, I got beaten by taekwondo girl with nationwide medals, I lost my motivation, then I saw my taekwondo instructor with shit tons of medals got beaten by random dude I lost my hope lol
There was a taekwondo guy here, where is he?
taekwondo is not for fighting mindlessly
What's the difference between taekwondo and yoga then?

Hello
Hey. 
Tears, how about you?
What’s wrong?
@earnest gorge what did you do?! 
He's too far away obviously🥺
chris...
Hello love🥺
Time for him to move Germany.
dont make me sound like a bad guy here
So true
Too late for that.
i need to ahve dinner :(

He needs to ahve dinner
I can keep you company till he comes back. 
Thank u🥺
Why are u crying tho
Was sorting through all the medical stuff yesterday and the fear of dying and the doctors not noticing it came back. 
Hmmm, I don't know what sickness u have tbh. But I understand you'd feel this fear, it's natrual :/ are u feeling ok now health wise tho?
Nobody knows what I have.
I’m still sick, the doctor is now worried about my heart too, I got a cold, which is exhausting me even more and my throat started to hurt.
I see...🫠 I'm so sorry you're going through that eule. I hope it all passes and gets figured out. When is the next doc appointment?
Depends. The next scheduled one is at the end of this month, if the clinic answers me I might go there before that appointment and I’m still waiting for a call from a different doctor, so not sure.
Just to give some credit, after 2nd or 3rd dan, I was told one with taekwondo skills becomes very dangerous, but so it is maybe in all fighting sports, what makes it special compared to others I don't know
I understand. I hope you managed to get checked soon :/ stay strong cutie, a strong will and a fighting spirit brings up ur immune system as well. Our mental state affects our physical one a lot!
Thank you. 
Elite kicks brother
chrisss 
Hello tech!
Now please tell me something good/cute, I don’t care as long as it’s positive. 

hiii hru 
Yea those kicks that go above waist level , do we use them in real fights ?
Okay! U can have a pic of zeus sitting in his bed on the sofa!
He was sick past few days and today he's finally better
I'm very well ^^ studying virology now. Wbu??
Soo cute. 
ooo how’s virology, i’ve just finished showing ana hamburg properly and heading home now 😌
hi humanity
Virology is as boring as ever! :D and peakkk did yall enjoy ur time?
Did u drink......
Hola honey!
only bubble tea, we had a lot of fun
i made her watch a plane with me 
Hehehe uwu as u should
planespotting is so peak in hamburg
Depends, also I'm not sure if I can discuss violence here otherwise I would have shared an example with you. But tell me anyway, have you ever been in a fight irl?
whenever you end up here i’ll take you 🥺
Hi
Wsp guysss
Hell ya 🥺 plane time

I need to visit hamburg soon
here it was landing look how cute
yess it’s so good
If you come to Bremen we could meet.
I wanna try blutwurst
Yeah i love it as a city, probably my fav so far
Noted! :D
deffo mine there’s so much fun stuff to do here and it’s also very calming
Just maybe not on the weekend. I would need to be on holidays. 
i almost fell asleep on the boat today
when i was a kid, and those i dont find real at all, just conflicts between kids
Bet, enjoyed the vibes alot when i visited
Is any1 trade futures prop firm? Lucid, apex, tradify?
Silly plane
Hahaah we'll figure it out. I'm pretty busy the upcoming months, 3 semesters left and then i start my rotation and get to be a bit more of a human between the rotation times👍🏼🥺
We will. Don’t stress yourself. 
Ok but it is calming af on those
Ew it's the cannibal
hells yeah i'll take you out my treat this time 😌
I was enjoying the sun finally
@severe jackal
Yipppee😌✨️
Ahh we dont have her in berlin yet😔 lucky u
Most of the mods are probably just like me frfr
I see u magnet👀
berlin is forever cursed to be gray 😔
nuh uh
We see us
Be nice to Chris and you get some Fanta.
and gay
It's okay, I'll slay so hard it will be gay
this is very true
i am nice to chris 😔, she’s mean to me
same braincell
I think that’s a lie.
you do the work we all need 💅
U have eyes???
U never showed em in the cornert
Concert**
Corn...
I mean how do I devour bois if I cant see them
I'm never mean🥺
it’s not i promise, it’s her

well u dont need eyes for that technically
So u are a cannibal too
Why judge me then
You're just jealous

why is everyone a cannibal here
You can have some, but that doesn’t mean I believe you. 🥤
you’re either cannibal or food, eat or be eaten
The taste of the skin of good boys is addicting
What is my dinner having for dinner
i‘m sorry, she is my parent, I kinda believe her. 
i had chicken curry and rice so i’m ready for you now
Hi. Anyone heard of Blood Brothers?
I only actually eat sausages from hungary
No no, he's right, I'm the mean one😔
I don’t believe that. I can’t imagine you being mean. 
Perfect😌
Good meal. +200 stamina points
It's okay... imagine me as a nice person😔 It's for the best
I believe that you are a nice person. 
Im devouring a boi tonight
Congratulations
🫡
Wanna know what I’m gonna do with the rest of the evening?
No

i wish i was being devoured tonight
Crazy
Come over
Soon😔
I'll make it a double entree
Eyo only plane tickets he's buyin are to berlin
CLOSE UR EYES URE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS
ADULT SUPERVISOR REQUIRED
Ded
Its ok idk what u look like so u could turn out to be a blobfish
I swear it's his own choice😔👍🏼✨️
He's a cute twink
wow 😐

My guitar calluses are setting in again thankfully
They went away on a business trip
When will i get a guitar
When magnet realizes how hot guitar playing is and leaves u for me
I bet i can't even play smoke on the water anymore
i’ve always known how hot guitar playing is
Noice. Come.
I could play the guitar tho😔 i just dont have one in germany
no 😔
I played the other night and got a bunch of folks to sing Adele and Cranberries
So share
Lemme have him
the power of being a twink 🥀
in vietnam there are only twinks
🙄
Good for u
my gay friend can confirm
No
Tsk, gonna lock u up

I can confirm that too😔 all my vietnamese friends are twinks
That means smth else in the gay community lmao
yippee
I know

Wdym he's like 23 now
Ya... okay then😔👍🏼
U are welcome to go ask him😔 i ain't involving myself with this😔👍🏼
Me and the bros during a chihuahua patella surgery
gang ich will de nicht verlassen 
Bleib hier
schön wärs xc
hi ana
hi lexie
I have space in the basement
ana
if someone kidnaps her, its gonna be me.

hi ana
Was redet bro
😔
my train got perfectly delayed again so i miss my bus
😔
Famously what a sheep sounds like
maaa
nyaa
meow
Hilex
Is Felix a krasivaya devushka?
felix is a guy i think\
A what
beautiful woman
Hi
Naah
Felix is a cute girl :3
Jk
You'd know if u came to my damn concert
i came to your concert
And
a very muscular cat
You're an hotdog
He is
How sure r u
Just cuz we're friends I will let it slide
Felix is a moujik then :c
yes
This is the real answer
hi kaosu
hi lexlex
@forest forge can confirm
I saw you in your concert
You're not a cat :c
Okay
You're a cat
You convinced me
HUGE AVOCADO
Guys I'm going to Germany after 1 year to study there and I'd like to have friends in Germany
WHOA SO BIG
meow
do you speak german
welcome to the server
Hi
Hello
Im getting a babbel subscription
Sadly not yet, but I'll start learning this Saturday
Any advice on how to start??
kotsumeow
?
i doubt im any good help there
Wye i cant join a call pls help
ex vc
Please read the [Roles section](#getting-started message) in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more!
you have to be in the server for an hour first
until you get embed perms and can join a vc
Bruh
We enforce on reading #getting-started here
i just wanna help tho
Sag ihnen das nd. Lösch das mal
in felix's brain
darfst du nicht sagen
I completely understand that.
When I was new , I tried to help your way, but it was against the rules.
is das so ein kodex
so tuff, ihr wollt helfen
XD
@mossy cove Ich beobachte dich
du kannst deutsch?

Ich versuche ja😈
Selam
ich kann kein deutsch
dich suchte ich
tuff weiter so
Warum
Naja du bist Deutscher😈
nein
Leider bin ich heute schon verabredet
Alr no Problem
Aso, Ich nahm an.
Viel Spaß oder so
Danki
Jooo leute
leute wie bekommt man die Native speaker rolle ?
ok
hi
Hi
wer bist du?
Hola mas bonita

Im from Springfield
jo leute mein deutsch lexicon ist sehr groß aber ich habe schwierigkeit bei reden. Hat jemand rat für mich? Gibt es en app den ich nutzen kann um meine sprechen sich verbessern?
Hey brother Joel
Wsp
Work
hier bro
Was
geh in dem sprachkanal
Haha
vc
Vc
Vc?
da du kannst sprechen
vc??
Who quits their own company?
vc falou portugues
vc?
wc
why join the vc?
@turbid scarab, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
now how to join vc...
@turbid scarab, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
omg...
Why would I join vc
@rapid meteor, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
how do i 67 join the vc
@hasty mica, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
please leave me alone bootfiend
join vc
üwa üwa
I am being harassed by the bot
@rapid meteor g
Please be nice to my husband. 


ur husband is bootfeind?
Yep.
@maiden laurel g
fintster di nakht
nor di koyln alts svishtshen in feld
in di drotn es hudzhet der vint
eldankajärven jää
?
tunkel blintslen di shtern
what is this?
Idk
german?
is it yiddish
jiddisch
it's a hostage situation
yay
Anyone do GCSE German?
o sry I cant speak that
Life..
mia made me listen to so much yiddish i can now recognize
Life
..
Speechless
haife
haish
I played in a yiddish language ska band for a while
..efiL
?
...
ska isnt the right description its just general reggae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxJCVvuKzOE listen to this too
hi nódron
Hailet
was only ska every like 6th or 7th song
patcat @rapid meteor
You have administered 194 pats to @rapid meteor's feline companion.
Is there anyone that does GCSE German?
🦆
Bummer
wah
shootcat @rapid meteor
cant be bothered
You have shot @rapid meteor's cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcU8GqojBt4 played in this band it was a banger of an act fr
i thought it was zupfgeigenhansel
Anyone do GCSE German?
cus of the mandolin?
Has anyone heard of the GCSEs?
no because you said yiddish language band and zupfgeigenhansel is the only one i know
?
What
I can still feel the bass and mandolin parts under my fingers
yeah
the second time i read about yiddish in a day...in the same saloon
I learned there are many when I was in that scene for a bit

its even cooler when you're a native speaker
so many bands that basically only play in the local community in NYC
mazel tov
Hi. Do you know a vocab list related to post 16 education, university, and work?
Time to sneak into the kitchen to get some food. 
I’m sort of struggling in the technology section also.
post 16 ? i gave my igcses like 2 yrs ago
My teacher lost a bet so Thursday she's buying us snacks 
? You said you were doing GCSE.
also the textbooks have the vocab lists in them
Lucky you.
german igcse and gcse have the same syllabus
We have a pop up cafe she's buying from
There's crinkle cookies
because its a foreign language
and yes ive given them
or atleast making it seem like theyve did
and gotten an A*
I want crinkle cookies rn
Enjoy. 
I’m gonna go see if I find food too.
?
university drama is getting colors
spill the tea
Today we are doing a DNA lab
from someone stalking, being a creep, calling others
I pulled out sm hair bro
keine Liebe in der DNA
!
I have no clue what that is.
to them posting a picture of themselves with a caption
"This fucker will be punished good. Call the police"

you're scaring me :c
😭
WHY
even if theyre just seeking attention
hi
We basically use our DNA to analyze ourselves
Foreshadowing
foreshadowing!
a university student gone missing
without a trace
or are they judt making everythintgup?
Last semester I found out my genotype

Ignore security cams of being dragged out the window by the Bay Harbour Butcher

Was war es?
looks too dramatic to be true
and yet it can be
Erm positive negative
I have food. 
✨ ✨
because he/she was kiddnaped ?
I see.
Me tooo
Just made hummus
Now makin meat
My genotype is ultra positive

Enjoy. 
call sherlock holmes
U tooo
maybe it wont be worth my time and its all just people doing stupid things to mess with others
Hallo. Können sie Deutsch mit mir sprechen?
Thanks, I have a dry bread roll. 
which would be upsetting
Ich will mit (somebody) sprechen
which has the big chance to happen
Wo ist alle?
my bf keeps choosing his education over me does he hate me chat 
th-
Nein. He has clear goals in mind.
me when satire
Tbh I don’t know how to properly react to this
@pine lion, 3 hours ago
You asked to be reminded about "BONK KAOSUWA"
[Jump to message](#general message)
Is that a joke or is that the truth?
I’m super confused
(I’m not a girl. Pls explain)
You have prescribed 350 bonks to @silver marsh. 
joke
bonk @silver marsh
You have prescribed 186 bonks to @silver marsh. 
joke!!
yeah we're 2 :D
You have prescribed 111 bonks to @pine lion. 
unforch love nerdy twinks too much to ever break up w him 😞
seb why are you a new person everyday
ah yes 
can you be jam tomorrow
cuz each time i change my name, it's becuz i had an identity crisis
hehe
Ok.
I feel ya
hi wifey
you are now 🍯
Hiiiieeee love heart heart heart heart
how are youuuuuu
when are you gonna be a cat

I'm alr, wbyy
never
why!!!!!!
eulieeee how we feeling
not now
Tired. 
i'll be a cat
one day
YAY
don't say that to katosuwa
im okkk on break need to go back to chem ina bit
dont stress too much 
when are we eeping
ill just go meow meow
Yes yes
Hmm you too, eat good food.💪🏻 Stay strong 💪🏻
When I decide to get up and change into sleeping clothes. 
meow 
meow!!
Rawr
thanks for the reminder
couch/bed/chair is lava now you have to get up!!!
Chair. 
well you dont wanna get engulfed by the lava soooo shooo go change
hi
It would be warm at least.
i wanna sleep
i'm too tired
why the heck is there 6 moderators connected rn
i never saw that
Almost all are there. I think we are missing like 2 more so.
I will be Kurt Cobain
Maxy did you purchase yo pants
Ach nein, warum nicht
nuhuh itll be too hot
I am very picky about the size yk?
XxxxxL?
😭
Picky about size?!
Meh, it’s fine.
How can someone be picky about size
And uh forgot the name
C&A
American Eagle 🦅
Levi's
There's no tommy here
These ARE GG
You don't wear denim?
It's all the same
I wear jeans
Desch
Then
I can't find my size
🤣🤣.
Ich bin super deutscher
sehr geil
Sehr
Ich dachte, du wärst eingeschlafen.
wann denn das
Nika du bist ein Mädchen?
mhm!
Weil du gesagt hast, dass du dich in Schlafkleidung umziehen wirst
Aish did you get your visa yet
Okay gang I translated
Bruh how long it takes
jaa das ich es später nicht mehr muss
Took me 3 days
Please don't ask about visa
To apply and get visa
3 months
Aso lol
Nope uni starts in sept
wsggg gnggg
Yo dante
What will you study kiddo
danteowww
Cs unc
howddyy
She is kiddo
helloooo nikaaaaa 666 


All goo
no all aint goinggg

why emo
What part
Please no questions until and unless I am in DE actually
Ost
Whatm
See you in June
Be emo
Be happy gng
i dont like cheese unless it taste good
Whatn
am i emo?






