#general
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Huh? Schorle is kinda lemonade
🙏 🙏 🙏
i have a car 🐈
you meant kiss
cats deserve good cars too
you'll break the first one
patcat @willow oak
You have administered 287 pats to @willow oak's feline companion.
true
wow that's craazy

Does anyone know how I can remove this leaf by my name
oh you said johannisBEERschorle
so i thought it was beer
urg
truth
nu uh
it's berries
yeah cus its a delicious berry beer
berry beer sounds nice
kaosus cat needs to ascend to a higher realm, his cuteness too high for this universe 
tell me you don't use your cat as a car
i think i've broken the first one
and delicious
is it good
shucks
the first commandment?
love is a curse
koasu, would you want to read my poem/prose
i dont know french
why
translated
which one is that
dm it
let me be cursed
you shall have no other gods before me
it is
for you
before you?
okay
So the spanish mexican differs from spain's spanish then that means american english and canadian english differs from eachtoher.
violet
easy as that
good 
it's the best poem written
hey
i will
😭
a hopeless romantic
spanish spanish prounces c like a th i think?
a hopeful romantic
romantith?
Romateeth
for the spanish perhaps
hmm why
la la la
La la la
Lol
Right?!
I am sorry to if you are dealing with problems
ovulation
what about Estonian in Estonia?
Tf did my brain thought of evangelion
Hi
Hallochen
Yoo
wow estrogen
@hasty mica
😭 you a woman like me too, bruh
was geht ab
Musik und so.
Schwer zu erraten
true 🤯

Du ?
auch musik
Period
That’s aura.
🩸 or something
meow
hixie
true, respect
Blood
Anyone going to Barbarossa in Aachen tonight? For the HUDCON event
See thats a different one.

Because as far as im concerned estonia is not a real country
Its just a stone
estone-ia
hahahaha!
hahaha..


hii
hoppy easter
happy easter
you from germany ?
indeed
danke schön
ich auch
Respect.
i think they talk about how much French is a great language
nrw?
fransoseennnnnnnnn grrrrrrrrr
wow
ne
unfounded hate
Tatsächlich ist das, was ich heute bis jetzt am unlustigsten fande
youre not
Congrats zum unlustigsten
Hi wie geht es ihnen
hä wieso nicht
Ich frage nach wie kann ich Mitglied sprechen
@cyan cove can u dm me
du bist seit 4 jahren in deutschland
Und mein Tag ist bis jetzt schon 27h..
Das ist madness
ja, stimmt, genau deshalb bin ich in deutschland
achso
ja nur nicht aus deutschland
what was she cooking
u
me when i lie
@fierce pawn
never
hi
Wsp
ves kidnapped me
hi ves
how
hiii

you lured me with the appeal of alcohol
Lowk weird, should I unfriend?
achso so hast du es gechekt, ja ich lebe in deutschland aber komme nicht aus deutschland. also es ist eibischen komplexer bei mir da ich hier geboren bin, aber wo ich 1 monat alt war bin ich zu ein anderen lan gegangen und bin dort aufgewachsen. und dan bin ich hierhin gekommen
yeah maybe :/…
immediate ban
ohh verstehe
interessant
Yea wait, 1 sec ima do that
like that was hard
you'll be happy with ur decision
Yea I ignored her now
are you breezy
respect
Respect.
yeah it’s very cold
Hallo Leute
hi
Hallo violet!
what
hai betty
Well, yes. I’m agreeing with you, Bianca. I’m just saying that the differences between these dialects in their respective languages vary in degree.
What comes after 28?
la la la
67
Jk gng
okay its 29
Why tho
Ist Bianca wirklich die beste Deutsche Sprecher?
Nö
because 789
no
Deutschsprecherin
Po nroblem amigo
lies
petrichor-stained destiny, epicenter of entropy 
epicenter of entropy is such a nice compliment omg ily
the only lying i do is on my bed
what does that mean
TWISTED GARDEN - by ENNWAY & Heart Plus Up!
Cover art by Jokey
Composed by ENNWAY
Vocals by Heart Plus Up! and ENNWAY
Lyrics:
There are things in this world that you're not meant to see
Now the voic
oh woah
petri theme frfr
to where
where to
FRRR
😭
oh
line from that song 

Irgendwo
hi prowli
hiee violetaa
hmmmm im in drive me away betty
Wo ist wichtig nicht
satz falsch
Wroom wroom
irgendwie irgendwann
what did you want to say
vroom vroom
where is not importanr
Where is not important
irgendwem
cAR
bwaaa
Cant you just do it how I did it…
nope
yes
Don’t that also work?
i think nicht before the adjective
Good morning
"where is important not" yoda speak
I know I asked you but I dont believe you
i see atleast 3 transgirls in here, 1 secret, 1 cisgirl
🥀
underground gathering
violet
Ah ok
4 transgirls now
skye
is it me
theyre multiplying
violet
who are the trans girls
Ich bin Trans
whos the other one
scattered all across the globe
seven dragon balls
:3 propaganda meeting fr
yes
skye violet betty luna 
at some point i was a man in this chat im js adaptable
who is luna
😂
wasnt that accidntal
violet
@formal owl 
whattt 😭
what about her
accidental or not i accept my identity 💗
the samourai version is the best version
violet
ask her what im doing
i am shearing off all your wool
🔥
So you identify as sponge? 🤔
WHY
thats transphobic
I remember watching it when I was a kid, and I forget the plot now
WHY AM I ASKING HER EVERYTHING
girl 😭
do you want me to be a sponge
violet what is she doing
ask skye what trans means
i wanna grow my hair out
Ich auch
so much trans people cant be a coincidence
The red one is cool, I remember thinking
meow
theyre definetly planning something
german makes people trans

a complot
hmmm
i will spy on them
i certainly am
Girls Take her out
nice
skye what does trans mean
do it.
that’s correct !!!
(hi skye)
wrong message
ping me or otherwise how will i see this
#1 rule of psychology broken right here but I’ll allow it 😂
you have to see it.
what
They are transformers, protecting earth...
thanks diva
no youre not
i dont know what im answering
okay
kaosus domain expansion
It's their mission, @silver marsh , we are just humans, don't you feel so protected with transformers?
i took my meds and all the trans girls dissapeared
i didnt know i could turn into a car
wha?
nooo 😭
it was all but a dream
Theres not my size 😭
anxiety meds my beloved
@sonic ether
i wanna turn into a car
some crazy anxiety to make you invent new people
youre scared of trans girls
yeahh truee
What kind of car would you be
what do u want
is that spanish
as a trans girl i can turn into cars and dogs
no idk ive seen so many
Portuguese
WOAH
im afraid of people in general
oh...
oh i'm so sorry lol
you need to ask her the question!! or she wont see it!!
hmmm
make it clear for the sheep
as a [lore unclear] girl i can turn into a maid
i was just trying to say hi
Its similar
i want to be like
but she sounds mad
kaosus cat
i think anyone can
but that's cool
but my cat is a guy
she is acting very unsheeplike
woah woah
she cant see you unless you ping her, she has special eyes
thats sheepist
oh youre right
she cant see stationary targets
😭 i dont want to BE him the type of cat just looks cute
i love sheep

i'm sheepphobic
ooooooohhhhhhhh
uhm yes im very special
hi not mad, im dad
Woah
in every wrong way possible
is that like hunter seekers in dune
we can tell
Woah Skye got hit by the auto mod
i could also be a maine coon because theyre cool

yes i want a maine coon
isnt coon a slur
what
a cat bigger than me
my sis wants a maine coon so baddd
i think she's being silly
HEYYYY SISSSSSS
HIIIIIII
it can be, but this is a cat breed
a big one
so fluffy
oh
Jamie Oliver is better than Gordon Ramsay

i wish i was a cat so people would love me
i love bitches
instead of whatever this is
i like siamese ones
thats bitchphilic
Look
actually i want to be a cat to have a reason to not do anything
🤨 😂
yeah, yuri
I know Gordon is more popular
yes
conjoined twins?
Out of left field for that one lol
But
im a twin
wow
Jamie's pizzas taste real nice
wheres the other one
im just joking
dk about conjoined

hes in my house
IM THE REAL DEAL
idk wut hes doing tbh
and wheres your cortisol? right back in the mines.
E L I M I N A T E
Good thing I'm a bitchass

kaosu is sleepy
Just start a furry roleplay
no its okay hes lowkey chill
Not just the word without ass
no
No I am tf

puppygirl time
i sleep arguably hte same
i mean catgirl
i will be the first to join
freudian slip....
meow
hi eepy
Hihi
HIIII MALA
I like your NF reference in your bio :3
meowxie
hi tech!!!
woof
Hey.

You know them?
mrow

Mhm!! Had him on repeat often in 2025 haha
hi sleepy ive slept for 10 hours 40 minutes today
Hallo
so im sleepier
meow
how dyou fucking know that
I slept for 12
Checkmate
Pat pat, kitty must be hungry
sleepmogged
fuck you
ive slept for 11 yesterday
I am so fucking cringe
Plane
I slept for 2 lmao
no thats normal in this server
whateuhell
i love this
truthnuke
And I slept for 11 and 45 minutes that day
ty
Extra checkmate
I’m sorry to hear.

i'm sleeping right now
no
the only non cringe person in this server is me
Yes
i slept for more
Sleepy mean you don't sleep a lot, it's funnier that you two are "arguing" the bases of sleeping "more".
False
11 50
tru
yes
okay anords
seE? its tru
No I just get sleepy a lot and sleep
i didn't take my pills yesterday and today
youre one of the cringiest by a astronimical longshot
i forgot
no pressure
Uh-huh
it’s okay!! Are you going alright?
means a lot coming from u
Not really, you?
Kaosu just wants to take my place
yeah exactly, becauss when I SAY THAT? yeah youre cooked.
thats...
we must stop the spread of kaosu
unrecoverable
I’ll be better when I get out of this stupid outfit I’ve been forced to wear 
Good luck.

i think ur mistaking the fact that being cool af and being turbo cringe look the same its like a ring u kno
They look like fucking bees.
Thank you!! You as well 
rookie mistak
Thank you. 
being cool af is already cringe enough
ash baby gif
Isn't cringe the new "cool" though?
i rate kaokao as super cool
ich weiB nmicht
minor spelling mistake, crarststoephic cringe
I miss fighting with autocorrect on my fone
ich weiB nicht
Jajaja
that was the only goog part of a smartfone was fighting autocorrect across languages
B ≠ ß
i dont miss having autocorrect
comedic gold
too cool to use austbrocoreect or whataervr its speleld idk
Habibi
bibiha
How is it going?
B in German looks more like 3
so being cringe and being cool is at a singular merit, quite silly of you to say that
tru like a 3 with 2 long of a line
ß.
B
That's the English B
thats the russian v.
Oh, you are right
C
P
Being cringe and cool is my middle name.
Kaosu being being
mhams crazy
What’s being?
Kaosu being cringe
How does one be?
Your full name
boing boing
exist?
Sure.
Glad we settled on that.
to exist or not to exist
not to exist
why
Ich weiB
hi ace
ich weip
du weib
Hallo
er es sie weid
🥺 so cute i wanna pet it
hi
Stop teaching me Japanese or Chinese (I still can't tell )

ß
阝
ß
weiɓ
are you for real
Hello Lexicon.
i have also used that as a substitute cus it is 2 S's
wejð
yes
G
F
Eszett
wieđ
I write ich wei§ and ppl get mad so idk
you dont know what a paragraph is??
are ß and § the same thing??
doesnt look like the B thing so
WHAT
Andros, how is your German-learning journey coming along?
no way § is called a paragraph
IT FUCKING IS
.....
ich wei§ nicht, progbably
I see it used in legal documents.
...
its coming along, but in the wrnog direction probably
petri
Idk
oh
woah
ohhhhhh
kinda freaky
what a shame
Let’s direct you.
i was wrong
thats why ive never heard of it

its only used in legal documents
Ace is a witch, he or she travelled back in time and changed the double s meaning and name!!!
Burn him or her!!!
noo you were right it does mean paragraph
Yayyyyyy!!!
in a lot of European countries
ß Kommt Von ſʒ
in what context is that used
Not like we'll use it anyways
to say something is a paragraph ?
∆
😭
Aren’t you Russian?
So Russophobic.
yeah
woah
Probably in business but not sure
ΠOΠA @willow oak (this is big news for the russemployed)
Good to know. I’ve read some legal documents before.
Only to read what’s code.
What does that say.
What is nona
"butt"
þ
Oh
Do You Know Why Not?
what does Nona mean
No I Dont Know Why
Meow
it means "butt"
both are ass no?
Is it a nicer form of ass
it means ass
yeah
thats very nice
Okay
is that an insult
to where
þɔæżɲ
no
No
my language is so sick
are you also russian
goog
No
oh
Ok, I Wrote A Cyrillic Word And It Was Blocked A Few Minutes Ago
yeah
thats... the thing
Ja
oh i can get behind this
I think serbian can get around the cyrillic ban
i hope it gets better soon
hmmm
is that IPA
ʙ
wha what the
B
No, Þ Isn't In IPA
it is
latin small B
no i made it up
oooo
truedra
thank you for your kind words sire
we need to reconstruct the russian language
but ɔ, æ, ɲ are
Ja
Richtung Unendlichkeit.
sry ich wei阝nicht what that means I cant read that
languag
ð is Modern Icelandic and eventually Old English
I love the eth.
ofc
wow is that a *h₂ŕ̥tḱos
wow is that a
a
Manchmal ist es nicht so leicht das Leben zu verstehen
Heut ist alles grau, und gestern war die Welt noch wunderschön
take a look at all those kaosi
Ein Weekend im Paradies, und dann Auf Wiedersehen
i love ragebaiting my hb w history and all cause hes a history nerd but i think everytime i call napoleon fake he loves me a little less 💔
Doch denk nicht ich wäre traurig, denn ich weiß es wird schon weitergehen
its real tho
I used to eat that kind all the time
irštva
you ate napoleon????
ya
uh oh mystry solved on where he went then
I liked that combo of strawberry choco vanilla
LMAO
I havent had that in a while tho
chocolate icecream so mid i reckon they replace it w like
blueberry
or cotton candy
ya blueberry would be neat
Nie war es so schwer für mich allein nach Haus zu gehen
then its also like the french flag
Ohne dich will ich nichts tun
blue white and red
Nichts hören und nichts sehen
napolean ice cream
TRUE WE MADE IT LORE ACCURATE HUZZAH
Hallo
england
speaking of munching on things
prague
Was ist nur mit meinem Kopf und meinem Herz geschehen
Doch denk nicht ich wäre traurig denn ich weiß es wird schon weitergehen
Erfolgsfan
bayern 2-1 i call it
Without me not possible
watch trust me
Hallo
Joelll
@pallid island was geht
Kannt ihr mir helfen ??
Woher kommst du
Deutschland
Ja doch
does anyone have filler phrases I can use in my oral exam incase I freeze
where my bavarians at
A big dark rain cloud approaching
in bavaria probs

Hallo Leute, ich bin Österreicher und kann euch Deutsch beibringen. Würde mich Freuen wenn ihr mir eine Chance geben würdet.
Keine Chance sorry
😭😭😭
hi
hey
Welcome.
Welcome.
Euliii
Yes?
how can i join a channel, there is just a lock, so i can't join
nvm he rage quit and left
I see. 
Euliiico
hello @pallid island
No.

digga komm nicht in einen Channel
I am ok
Ich hab dir eben gesagt du sollst #getting-started lesen
Read #getting-started
Moin
Wie geht's deiner Katzi
@median jungle i discovered a new bussy the other day! Bussy pop!
Popcorn. 
Bin momentan viele sidequests am erledigen
Ooh
Xd
I thought
Try mangoes? I can't even stand the aroma of mangoes!
Hey Nickii
I don't like mangoes
Welcome to the club
Thanks
Omg bussy pop!
I watch movies without popcorn
Maybe regular bussy is for you then
Thanks, but popcorn.. I don't enjoy much
How do they taste
It's vegan 👎
can someone recommend me something to watch
It's alright
how would icepops not be vegan
True detective
S1
Or Fargo S1
im sad and bored because no electricity
I think you'll like Fargo S1 better
I was faster haha xd
Watch news, absolute movie
i thought icepops were js flavoured ice
Lol true
Well the brown ones taste like cola, the white ones like lemon, the red ones like cherry...
Flavored water yeah
Yeah but do they taste good?
Like
Is the cola flavour good cola or trash cola
i thought kirche was church and full on thought these were silly goofy troll names
lester have you been a bad boy
Nope, salesman of the year
Kirche is church though.
Doing quite good actually
Is Kirsche.
im sorry eule
No need to apologize. 
Well u suck out the taste and then u just have unflavored ice
It's like the thing u give ur kids and the neighbor kids so they stfu
Im going to pass ur C lvl test so I can have the blue role
It's like 10ct cheapest ice u can get
I am waiting for some dramatic event to learn correct writing of Kirche and Kirsche
It’s nice.
Otherwise I won't learn it
U never did this? @small fjord
I did.
Then they have no flavor 🙁
I know, but it was nice.
natsu where were u in 2010
In my hometown why
me vs every british person whos winning
hi
🔥🔥🔥
HUH I don't get it
im one punching u cuh
Welcome.
u should set it on fire
My hometown?
☹️
did u know english then
It'd burn well, many forests
ya
Yeah to some extent. I think I got my first laptop in 2011 and that's when I grew up online
She thinks it was a funny answer
omggg natsu knew english before skye?
I still remember my nostale boyfriend that went "my mom called I'll go offline see u baby 😗 " and then never came back 🙁
Sadness
Is internet speed going to be reduced on Sundays in Germany?
You're MY DAUGHTER, DUHHH
NOOOOO ill find him for u </33
Internet is turned off on Sundays
@turbid scarab habe ich einen Akzent im Deutschen
i found my wife on runescape by saying looking for gf press 123
everyone does yes??
How am I suppose to game online if internet is slow on Sunday
I went to farm in-game money a lot to buy fireworks. And then I waited at the spot where he logged off FOR WEEKS
thats crazyyy
or do u mean an accent that isnt standard german
But he never came 🙁
My Internet is working pretty fine
yea
If that wasn't obvious /s
HELP U HAVE NEO NEXT TO UR NAME NOW is it bc no one recognises u
Smh I came here for love, and the only thing I am finding here is sadness
idk u sound pretty standard to me

F
young ppl accent but u kno
Neo? More like normie
Neormie
Send them to me and we do them together!
Yippieee
Ping.
Pong

Im used to absurd gobbledygook u kno?
How are you?
die hausaufgaben ist nur sowohl, der besuch der alten dame auszulesen, als auch sich neue wörter zu erinnern. es gibt fast nichts, damit du mir helfen kannst 😢
Pung

Pyng
Warning! German
richtig
Im awesome wbu
uhhhh grammatik?
More like warning about mistakes. 
Everything I think. 
I know I know
WDYM EVERYTHING HAVE SOME FAITH
Tired, mentally and physically tired.
guten Abend
Fine, you spelt almost everything correctly.
how do i stop panicking about my b1 exam
😭😭
Gute nacht
chat im stressing so hard rn
schlaf gut
i dont know eule im sorry
Schlaf
es tut mir SOOOO leid


