general

[small fjord]

Lucky you.

[eager viper]

Everything is a nap if you define it that way.

[median seal]

well

[alpine burrow]

😭 what

[median seal]

true

[eager viper]

Oh yes they were banned.

[median seal]

I do not define it that way

[median seal]

you changes your pfp thats all

[eager viper]

Wahoooo.

[hasty mica]

she got a new one

[median seal]

oooooooh

[ivory moat]

It’s so many miles and so long since I’ve met you. Don’t even know what I’ll gone when I get to you.

[hasty mica]

eye replacement therapy

[alpine burrow]

yeah ik but u said it like it was sth bad 😭

[alpine burrow]

Wahoo

[hasty mica]

OMG what happend to you??

[median seal]

yes :3 I do that

[median seal]

SHE AGED

unbelievable I know

[scenic rapids]

I think my other account got banned because it was hacked and sent some spam. I’ve fixed everything now, so if a mod can check it out and maybe unban it, I’d really appreciate it.
Username: amirmoustafa

[hasty mica]

shes aging every day..

sad sad

[median seal]

every second

very concerning

[hasty mica]

open a ticket in #report-issue

[rapid meteor]

@hasty mica moin

[median seal]

joe

[rapid meteor]

Hallo

[median seal]

[hasty mica]

hi joel

[rapid meteor]

Was geht

[lyric void]

Huh

[hasty mica]

ich kanns

[rapid meteor]

?

[hasty mica]

the sleepy is stong

[hasty mica]

ich kann gehen

[lyric void]

Nuh uh

[rapid meteor]

Geil

[lyric void]

Eepy weak

[median seal]

stronk

[hasty mica]

yeah weak little guy smh smh

[hasty mica]

geht gut dir?

[lyric void]

I never skip leg day tho

[hasty mica]

very good

[rapid meteor]

Bin krank und hab Besuch.. es ist langweilig

[median seal]

I skip gym day

[rapid meteor]

Seit 30min tiktok scrollen

[scenic rapids]

I tried but it tells me something went wrong

[rapid meteor]

Try again

[twilit saffron]

Guten morgen meine Lieben

[median seal]

Lieben

[hasty mica]

ah weird

[twilit saffron]

Danke

[median seal]

and Morgen is capitalised

[twilit saffron]

My excuse is that I just woke up.

[median seal]

all gud

[twilit saffron]

So bad

[lyric void]

Caffeine chocolate

I'm eating som

[twilit saffron]

Is Nacht communist?

[twilit saffron]

Peak

I'm eating chipa

[runic tide]

Morgan

[lyric void]

What kind

[twilit saffron]

With my "Mate"

[runic tide]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-good-morning-good-morning-picmix-pinepine-gif-10333669036599279930

[twilit saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesebread-cheese-hungry-food-gif-11487168

Is this

[scenic rapids]

What's the solution now?

[lyric void]

WHAT IS THAT I WANT

[hasty mica]

mmm

[hasty mica]

<@&305455824174710787> they cant open a ticket

[twilit saffron]

With so much cheese

[willow oak]

hi eepy

[lyric void]

Hi

[twilit saffron]

And I invite you to my house, bring milk

I need it

[mossy cove]

I'm melting

[hasty mica]

byebyeee D:

[mossy cove]

[eager viper]

Please try again.

[twilit saffron]

And I'm losing my mind

[mossy cove]

That's also

bonk @meager raft

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 110 bonks to @meager raft.

[eager viper]

Yes they can, idk what you're talking about. 😤

[twilit saffron]

Omg
You have mind

[hasty mica]

😭

[mossy cove]

Yes

[hasty mica]

of course server owner yes so sorry

[median seal]

why do I get fas from so many random people gaaah

[lyric void]

What kind, I only drink almond so I'll have to stop by a store

[hasty mica]

what is that

[twilit saffron]

So epic

[clever sorrel]

freundschaftsanfragis

[hasty mica]

ohh 😭

hi wydi thamks

[lyric void]

SCHAFTSANFRAGIS?

That's a funny word

[clever sorrel]

freundschaftsanfrage

[lyric void]

I know

[clever sorrel]

die anfrage der freundschaft

[lyric void]

I took that part off

I was showing specifically which part I found funny

[hasty mica]

freundschafts-anfrage

[lyric void]

I should be able to practice more this summer

[median seal]

freind request

[twilit saffron]

Mmm, Why you dont drink cow's milk?
And The type doesn't really matter, as long as it's not human milk

[median jungle]

Wait sleepy pls tell me you didnt think Mannschaft was also seperated Mann Schaft

[hasty mica]

joa

[lyric void]

I'm allergic to dairy

[twilit saffron]

Alles ist gut

[hasty mica]

eine schaft von männern

[lyric void]

I take meds so I can digest it

[median jungle]

I just learned that a former friend of mine is slowly devolving into a stalker

[lyric void]

Oh....

[hasty mica]

cow smilk

[rapid meteor]

@clever sorrel

[lyric void]

Why almond and pistachio good

I don't understand my own taste buds

[clever sorrel]

hi joel

[rapid meteor]

Grüße

[median jungle]

Worst part: the woman he is stalking decides to just hide herself from society now instead of getting judges involved

[pallid island]

Hii @willow oak

[twilit saffron]

I always had the theory that many allergies can be overcome simply because of how they work

[lyric void]

That's horrible

[clever sorrel]

grüßii

[lyric void]

"technically" but mine will literally kill me

[waxen vigil]

what did you discover?

[rapid meteor]

Was geht

[pallid island]

Summerr

Joelko

[lyric void]

I almost had to be hospitalized last time I ate a lot of dairy

[pallid island]

:oo

[clever sorrel]

actually nix
muss für die schule nix machen weil die 8te einf gratis is bei uns und dann is schule aus für immiiii juhuu

und du

[pallid island]

Omg

[lyric void]

It actually hurt my organs a lot T T

[clever sorrel]

ich hab gehört du bist kranki

[pallid island]

Wydrachka

[clever sorrel]

hi nickaa

[twilit saffron]

Oooh, so
Whats wrong with dying?

[pallid island]

Lange

[rapid meteor]

Mein Beileid, habe Ferien lol

[pallid island]

Nicht

Gesehen

[clever sorrel]

ja ich auch

[median jungle]

In germany, stalking by itself isnt a crime. But you can report someone for molesting you frequently with their presence or threats. A judge will then get you the bill of not being allowed closer to them. Breaking said order will then be a crime

[clever sorrel]

osterferis

[rapid meteor]

Ja und habe Besuch. Es ist super langweilig

[clever sorrel]

😭

[median jungle]

But the girl in question thinks getting such an order would only mptivate him to attack her

[lyric void]

WHAT

[median jungle]

Like, girl please let the police help you

[rapid meteor]

Wir schauen seit 50min tiktok…

[lyric void]

WHY ARE YOU SUGGESTING I JUST DIE 💀😭

[hasty mica]

oh no

[lyric void]

WHAT STALKING ISN'T A CRIME?

That's bonkers.

[hasty mica]

freedom of speech 🦅

[twilit saffron]

That is just a joke... Or not?

[lyric void]

I'm taking everyone's freedom of speech for this

[twilit saffron]

Hahsha

[rustic lava]

[twilit saffron]

Exactly
You get me

[lyric void]

Only person who gets to keep their freedom

[forest skiff]

lactose intolerant ?

[rustic lava]

YAY

[twilit saffron]

Jesus?

[lyric void]

No

[rustic lava]

im not jesus

[willow oak]

Hi hi

[pallid island]

Hihi

[hasty mica]

oh yeah also the "incurs a penalty of imprisonment for a term not exceeding three years or a fine."

[twilit saffron]

I'M NOT TOO

[willow oak]

[rustic lava]

okay...

[median jungle]

It is only a crime after you get a judge order not to do so

[twilit saffron]

I cant read it😭😭

[hasty mica]

why

[twilit saffron]

I have finished to eating

[hasty mica]

remove to

[pallid island]

Why

[cedar cove]

take an allegra?

[twilit saffron]

I'm very lazy in the morning aahaj

[lyric void]

Wdym

[twilit saffron]

Hahahahah

[cedar cove]

for your milk allergy

[forest skiff]

even worse than lactose intolerance

[twilit saffron]

What if
She is fine

Is my mind thats broke

[cedar cove]

would that help? idk

[lyric void]

Not that kind of allergy

[cedar cove]

oh lol

[lyric void]

Usually that will help mainly pollen allergies

[willow oak]

i have uh

[lyric void]

Maybe others? Not too sure

Never really used it for my other allergies

[cedar cove]

definitely dont try then

[crisp steeple]

Helo

[cedar cove]

I dont want to be the reason you end up in the hospital

[twilit saffron]

And I just bad throughts

[lyric void]

Its not fun

My stomach hurts way more than most people's

😭

Had my throat close eating a cupcake once

[twilit saffron]

I forgot the lyrics of dark red and tried to improvise

[forest skiff]

does it run in your family

or is it only you

[hasty mica]

no, it walks

[lyric void]

I don't know

[cedar cove]

does it affect like cheese

can you have pizza

[forest skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-anguish-despair-gif-13915908866750092639

[lyric void]

I think it's only me but I am not sure

[willow oak]

[twilit saffron]

People
What kind of music do u like?

[lyric void]

No I can't for most cheese

[hasty mica]

noo

[willow oak]

hm?

[lyric void]

I do it anyway and I cry every time

Btw I hate 90% of pizza regardless

[hasty mica]

waaah nooo

[rustic lava]

entrance exam in 3 days im peeing my pants bro ☹️

[lyric void]

UNLESS YOU GIVE ME CHEESE LESS PIZZA

Its so good frfr

[hasty mica]

what did she have

[cedar cove]

but then whats the point

[rustic lava]

are you vegan like do you eat meat

[lyric void]

Unless you only eat cheese then you are not living

[hasty mica]

pizza with milk

[rustic lava]

im ao sorry ive forgotten

[lyric void]

I eat all meat cheese less pizza

[cedar cove]

cheese is like 1/3 of the experience

[lyric void]

BOOOO

[rustic lava]

ohhhhh

[runic tide]

I don't even know what this for a cream coloured thing is

[lyric void]

I love meat

[rustic lava]

bet cheeseless pepperoni pizza it is

[forest skiff]

why do you want to kill sobble

😠

[lyric void]

GIVE ME BACON, PEPPERONI, AND SAUSAGE PIZZA

[hasty mica]

i think milk pizza would kill anyone

[forest skiff]

not a weirdo like you

[clever sorrel]

what the hell is milk pizza

[rustic lava]

whyre we milking a pizza

guys its gone too far

stop

[glossy saddle]

hallo, Qorxel hier und ich werde du Glücklich machen.

[lyric void]

Also milk in general without anything else is nasty

[hasty mica]

imagine pizza but instead of mato you put on milk

[rustic lava]

TAKE THAT BACK

[glossy saddle]

Mit mein schlecht Deutsch!

[lyric void]

NEIN

[forest skiff]

[rustic lava]

AS AN AVID MILK MUNCHER

[forest skiff]

milk clears 99% of beverages

[rustic lava]

ur like my nemesis now

[lyric void]

Also for some reason I can't have any other milk then nut milks

[glossy saddle]

Entshuldigung vielleicht ich soll gehen O.O

[lyric void]

Oat milk HURTS

WHAT DID THEY PUT IN YOU

[rustic lava]

soy?

idk about soya milk but

soya as the food>>>>>

[forest skiff]

bye

[rustic lava]

me

[cedar cove]

awww danit the gif didnt work

[hasty mica]

"soy milk"?? eres milk??

[lyric void]

Never tried soy milk

[cedar cove]

its good

[glossy saddle]

Tschüss :3

[lyric void]

Its like $6 a bottle here

💔

[rustic lava]

oh wthelly

[clever sorrel]

imagine pizza but instead of mato you put on concentrated sulfuric acid

[lyric void]

I might try it

[rustic lava]

my hb drinks soy cause he used to be lactose intolerant

it sounds..

[cedar cove]

healthy

[rustic lava]

would not eat his milk and cereal

[hasty mica]

oh i love this dish, i had it in italy

[lyric void]

I get almond milk

[rustic lava]

he might js be ass at describing though

[lyric void]

Almond milk with cereal

[rustic lava]

almond seems nice

[clever sorrel]

schwefelpizzi

[rustic lava]

almond seems yum

[hasty mica]

Violet was never in Italy.

[cedar cove]

the barista oat milk is pretty good from califia

[small fjord]

Hello.

[cedar cove]

I use it in my coffee

[hasty mica]

hi eule

[lyric void]

It is, especially if you get it in vanilla

[clever sorrel]

oh.

[rustic lava]

i have almond cereal we're like two peas in a pod sleepy

[small fjord]

Hi violet.

[lyric void]

I usually don't eat cereal but when I do

My almond milk

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those chocolates

27gs of chocolate was a mistake

[alpine burrow]

🥀

[hasty mica]

[hasty mica]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-flowers-flowers-anime-violet-evergarden-gif-24941224

[clever sorrel]

blumi

[hasty mica]

that me

[lyric void]

Violet? More like pokemon violet

[clever sorrel]

wowie

[small fjord]

Looks good.

[hasty mica]

wowie heheh

[hasty mica]

hmmmyes

[bleak tangle]

morning

[cedar cove]

mornin

[hasty mica]

a 5 hour energy

[cedar cove]

here to save the day

[lyric void]

What do those taste like

[cedar cove]

caffiene

[lyric void]

I had an ex that would drink 10 a day

[cedar cove]

idk actually haha ive never actually had one

its just caffeine in a bottle so I thought it was fitting

[lyric void]

That's fair lol

[sonic ether]

paraguay

[crisp egret]

uruguay

[cedar cove]

https://klipy.com/gifs/uruguay-10

[small fjord]

So much blue.

[cedar cove]

its the best color

[runic tide]

Guarani

[small fjord]

That’s a lie.

[cedar cove]

why

[clever sorrel]

i like virtually all colors

[small fjord]

Black is the best color.

[lyric void]

Pink>>>

[runic tide]

I like colours being combined with each other

[brittle shoal]

Dressing in white and black or pink hoody is best imo

[pallid island]

The sawdust at the bottom of the tree

I'm asking

Why they do it

[leaden niche]

Black best color ong

[small fjord]

Chris.

[cedar cove]

black coffee in the morning

[runic tide]

But was there atree

nearby

[small fjord]

No, no coffee.

[lyric void]

Black coffee

[pallid island]

There were trees

And other plants

[lyric void]

How can y'all drink that

[pallid island]

With this

[lyric void]

[leaden niche]

Imma pick u up with my sterile Pinzette

[runic tide]

the coffee?

[cedar cove]

why not

[small fjord]

Am I that small?

[lyric void]

Yeah I can't drink black coffee

[cedar cove]

some coffees are really good black

[lyric void]

That's why I'm confused how some people can

[sonic ether]

im the only one who doesnt understand how to use pinzette

[cedar cove]

like a nice natural process ethiopian coffee

with fruity notes

[lyric void]

I forget there are different types of coffee

My family just gets the cheap stuff

[leaden niche]

Tiny!

[leaden niche]

Uh... its self explanatory

GTG

[runic tide]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-gif-11725852

[sonic ether]

ive tried and i couldnt do it

[small fjord]

That’s fine I guess.

[cedar cove]

there's this coffee thats really expensive but its basically where a certain type of animal eats it and poops it out and its supposed to be really good. ive never tried it

[lyric void]

WHAT

[cedar cove]

I think thats gross personally

[slate garden]

nickaa im sorry i was in the middle of sth, im good, hbuuu

[runic tide]

I drink

[lyric void]

I am not drinking animal stuff

[lyric void]

Scary

[sonic ether]

sehr groß

[runic tide]

tee with milk forgot to write it

[sonic ether]

ich möchte die verwandlung auslesen

[cedar cove]

its like over $100 per bag

[slate garden]

kopi luwak

[lyric void]

Ok that's fine I meant like straight black

[sonic ether]

ich bin noch am kapitel 2 😭

[cedar cove]

yes yes that one

[runic tide]

me doesn't drink coffee at all

[small fjord]

How are you?

[lyric void]

I do I just need it severely light

[cedar cove]

If I dont have my morning coffee I am irritable lol

I think im addicted

[lyric void]

I'm irritable if I don't have sugar

[icy belfry]

umm is there a more beginner friendly chat than #beginner-german its to advanced for me

[cedar cove]

thats proabably not good

[cedar cove]

hallo

[icy belfry]

hallo

thats all i know:(

[cedar cove]

wie geht's

[lyric void]

I have a ED so I need some sugar (or protein)

[light bear]

Salamaleikumaleikumsalam

[cedar cove]

oh

well then yah you might need it haha

[rapid meteor]

Moin

[small fjord]

Pong.

[feral vapor]

hallo hi

[lyric void]

Yeah or else I'll pass out 😭

[sonic ether]

salamulalaikum

[cedar cove]

gurl

what is that

[abstract cargo]

boy

[light bear]

Wie wars

[lyric void]

Bingus

[abstract cargo]

Something

[rapid meteor]

Was für wie war’s.. sie ist noch immer da

[lyric void]

Bingus is bbg

[crisp egret]

salami

[cedar cove]

it certainly is

[icy belfry]

im scared to reply in german havent been practicing since high school...

[light bear]

Soll sie weggehen

[abstract cargo]

Its

creature

something

[rapid meteor]

Nee, also die schaut seit 1h tiktok also Chillig

[wise nexus]

Helloooo

[abstract cargo]

But I like it

[lyric void]

Don't shame bingus

[rapid meteor]

Bisschen reden ab und zu

[abstract cargo]

Hey

[light bear]

💀

[abstract cargo]

I don't

[cedar cove]

dobby

[abstract cargo]

It's cute

[lyric void]

Good

[rapid meteor]

Die ist auf mein Bett 🫩

[wise nexus]

How do I get the native speaker role?

[light bear]

Geh einfach vc

[cedar cove]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dltmdgur-1

[rapid meteor]

Hahahh

Ich würde gerne

[silver marsh]

theres a big ass needle in my island

[silver marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/correlation-no-gif-10188828

[rapid meteor]

#getting-started

[naive dock]

[silver marsh]

hi sleepy

[lyric void]

So that's where it went

[lyric void]

Hihi

[light bear]

Hab jetzt flowtaperfadekirkenuienly lust auf vc

[cedar cove]

mir geht's gut

[small fjord]

Wrong.

[abstract cargo]

What's this

[rapid meteor]

It’s right.

[small fjord]

#get-roles

[cedar cove]

huh? why did it reply to that comment

[abstract cargo]

What's needle

[small fjord]

No, it’s wrong.

[rapid meteor]

It’s right.

[small fjord]

No?

[rapid meteor]

Yes it is.

Hör auf zu diskutieren

Lmao

[small fjord]

Show me then.

[rapid meteor]

You can click on it

[wise nexus]

Alr

[icy belfry]

anyone down to teach me some german just basics can help with swedish in return if interested:)

[abstract cargo]

LOL

[abstract cargo]

Ask gemini chan

[lyric void]

Do not ask gemini

[abstract cargo]

Do ask gemini chan

[lyric void]

That's AI and we don't use ai

[abstract cargo]

We have to adabt

[cedar cove]

ai is sucking up the water

[lyric void]

No

[abstract cargo]

Why

[rapid meteor]

Du musst lernen

[lyric void]

Its literally against the rules here and AI is unreliable

[light bear]

Imagine sliming out 15 Penguins and 3 polar bears just cuz u are too lazy to do your homework

[crisp egret]

how about you help with Swedish for free

[clever sorrel]

lowkenuinely

[light bear]

flowtaperfadekirkenuienly

[abstract cargo]

Asking questions to the AI is breaking the rules !

[clever sorrel]

ja

[small fjord]

[cedar cove]

hur mår du

[icy belfry]

prefer to speak with actual human beings not bots

[lyric void]

I can help with a few if you want, you'll just have to be patient with my schedule (I have a book so we can learn together or smth)

[unkempt niche]

hi

[light bear]

Nein

[icy belfry]

sounds good im down for whatever just hmu

[abstract cargo]

As you wish

[wise nexus]

Ich checke gerade gar nichts. Ich kann die native speaker Rolle nicht nehmen weil ich anscheinend nicht genug deutsch geredet habe. Soll ich einfach hier deutsch reden oder wie bekomme ich die Rolle…?

[small fjord]

Read again what it says.

[light bear]

Ja brd

[rapid meteor]

Alr no Problem

[tawdry notch]

What's the article for latte? Like the coffee thing latte der die or das?

[past karma]

Hallo liebe Leute!

[light bear]

Der Latte

[icy belfry]

if u teach me ur native tongue in return

[tawdry notch]

Ohh and with Dativ and other rules it will change accordingly yes?

[light bear]

Of course

[tawdry notch]

Okiee

[cedar cove]

Im struggling to wrap my head around dativ

idk why

[wise nexus]

Ja aber auch wenn ich das drücke, geht es nicht

[light bear]

Always happy to help <3

[small fjord]

Wanna do my school work for me?

[tawdry notch]

Thankss 🫂

[light bear]

No u have to do it cuz you need to learn

I can help you tho

[abstract cargo]

test

[light bear]

If u don't know how to do it

[abstract cargo]

test

[small fjord]

But I don’t want to do the stupid research.

[abstract cargo]

Yeah there is a problem

test

[light bear]

Do u know how to do research

[small fjord]

No.

[tawdry notch]

What type of research?

[small fjord]

No clue.

[light bear]

What's the topic brah

[tawdry notch]

Nono what's the topicc

[abstract cargo]

When someone selects the Native Speaker role they don't receive it instead, their previous role disappears.

[light bear]

Yes the mods will check ur messages and evaluate your nativeness

[small fjord]

Something with child development I think.

[tawdry notch]

Pregnancy thing?

[unkempt niche]

where should i start if i want to learn german

[small fjord]

No.

[small fjord]

With #getting-started

[light bear]

Educational science?

[tawdry notch]

Oh like child behavior?

[small fjord]

I don’t know.

[tawdry notch]

Give us a little clue omg we'll try to help

[abstract cargo]

Haha, no need. I’m not a native German speaker

[small fjord]

I have no clue, I would have to get up and look.

[light bear]

Oh

[runic tide]

care for a baby?

[tawdry notch]

The homework won't do itself tbh

[clever sorrel]

natives olivenöl

[hasty mica]

naives olivenöl

[clever sorrel]

naive olive

[hasty mica]

lol

[light bear]

🙂‍↕️

[small fjord]

I know.

[light bear]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[clever sorrel]

OMG YES THEY ADDED THE NOD EMOJI WHAT

🙂‍↕️

[tawdry notch]

I wish I could do it for you

[clever sorrel]

let’s fucking go

[tawdry notch]

-# not really

[light bear]

From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king. Where's my crown? That's my bling always drama when I ring. see, I believe that if I see it in my heart. Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the stars

[small fjord]

You can’t, neither from the language nor from the knowledge.

[light bear]

Shots fired

[small fjord]

[clever sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-big-snoopa-long-dog-jumpscare-gif-14550758841235088802

[small fjord]

Have you checked Spotify?

[tawdry notch]

You are calling me dumb?

[tawdry notch]

Doggies?

[cedar cove]

educationally challenged

[clever sorrel]

“should i do it for you”

[small fjord]

No, I’m just stating facts, Neo probably wouldn’t be able to help too, just because of the missing knowledge.

[clever sorrel]

😭

[tawdry notch]

Do what?

[clever sorrel]

nvm

[tawdry notch]

I see

[tawdry notch]

Ok Mr 5 hour energy

[small fjord]

Don’t be sad please, I’m sorry.

[cedar cove]

https://klipy.com/gifs/love-31632

[hasty mica]

didnt i do it for u?

[tawdry notch]

I'm not sad, dw

[icy belfry]

guys is it klein problem or kein problem?

[clever sorrel]

or something like that

[light bear]

seni gördüm daha iyi oldum

[summer jungle]

kein

[light bear]

Kein Problem

[tawdry notch]

patcat @small fjord

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 44 pats to @small fjord's feline companion.

[cedar cove]

kein problem

[small fjord]

#other-languages

[cedar cove]

kleine problem is small problem

[light bear]

KQİWİQOQOQOWJEJEİDHEJDHWİWWOWJİSNWBSBWHSWHUSİWSHJW9SWMWBJWNSB1KWOWOQJQOQ

[small fjord]

That’s good I guess.

[icy belfry]

@lyric void

[lyric void]

Yes

[tawdry notch]

What is problems gender?

Die?

[small fjord]

Das Problem, die Probleme

[icy belfry]

???

wtf

[tawdry notch]

Ohh it's neutral

[sturdy dawn]

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Largo-Standard-Educational-Literature-Childrens/dp/B096S18QJR

those book can help you a lot, it’s worth to buy them.

[tawdry notch]

I see

[lyric void]

I originally got it wrong but we fixed it 😭

[small fjord]

Thank you, I will look at them later on pc.

[icy belfry]

.<

[cedar cove]

der probleme

[small fjord]

Wrong.

[cedar cove]

ik lol

[hasty mica]

[tawdry notch]

Plural ist immer die

[light bear]

All I ever wanted was a black grand national

[tawdry notch]

Hoffentlich

[hasty mica]

hängt vom kasus ab

[tawdry notch]

Ohh wahr

[cedar cove]

wait I thought singular masculine words ended with e

[hasty mica]

theres no rule like that

[tawdry notch]

What?

[cedar cove]

idk where I got that

[tawdry notch]

Check your sources bro

[cedar cove]

I will

[hasty mica]

source: i saw it in a dream

[cedar cove]

next time

[clever sorrel]

i really wanna make an earth sandwich but i’d have to go to spain and find someone in new zealand who is willing to do it with me

[hasty mica]

😭

the earth sandwich

[tawdry notch]

Someone already did it

[hasty mica]

does it not work in austria

[clever sorrel]

that doesn’t help

[clever sorrel]

no

[hasty mica]

how

[clever sorrel]

the only places that are earthsandwich friendly are the ones in yellow

[hasty mica]

OH yes the red is land mhm

[gusty talon]

i know you sent this weeks ago but did this... actually happen?

[clever sorrel]

you gotta put one slice of bread on one side of the planet and on the other

[pine lion]

urg

hi everyone

[hasty mica]

i was looking at the black

[clever sorrel]

and for that you need to have a person on the opposite end of the world

[regal magnet]

Ita cause i just got the results. Back then it was an assumption

[spare edge]

Just go in Antarctica and find a person in Greenland

[pine lion]

i spent a bad day

[hasty mica]

hi

[gusty talon]

oh i see, did you get the results now?

[pine lion]

meow

[regal magnet]

Yep and i failed all of em except the writing i got 61

[clever sorrel]

and the map i sent is a regular world map (green) with an inverted version of it layered on top (red). overlapping land is yellow

[hasty mica]

https://tenor.com/view/7tv-emotes-gif-2384164572110866110

[clever sorrel]

if you wanna make an earth sandwich you need to go to one of the yellow places

[gusty talon]

oh 🥲 that's really unfortunate I have a b1 exam in 4 days and I really hope this doesn't happen to me 😭

[pine lion]

meow mrrr

[twilit lagoon]

Hallo

[hasty mica]

what happen

[regal magnet]

In the speaking, never say uhhhhh or stay queit for an akwardly long amount of time

Thats what failed me

[hasty mica]

thats so annoying

[gusty talon]

yeah that makes sense, I can formulate sentences properly if I can remember the right vocabulary but sometimes i just forget what the word means

[pine lion]

the second i woke up, she was in my head, and during all the day, I was holding back my tears, my thoughts were "she, she, she"
so, i spent a bad day

[icy belfry]

guys does this make any sense at all in german or is it just nonsense "ich bin bose und ich knalle mit der tur"?

[regal magnet]

I was paired with a siri lankan girl, i had no clue at all what she was saying. Thats also part of the reason

[gusty talon]

did u do the the goethe test or the dtz one?

[regal magnet]

Geothe

[gusty talon]

oh i see

im doing goethe too

as of right now... i feel kinda cooked in the schreiben and sprechen section, but i think i can practice enough

[regal magnet]

Na

The listen8ng is the hardest part

I got 30/100

[gusty talon]

really? i've done a lot of mock tests and i always scored high in the listening somehow

[hasty mica]

ich habs nach so 15 tagen bekommen, aber ich hätte es möglicherweise auch früher machen können
wollte nur sicher sein

[regal magnet]

Therez a part where therez 3 questions, and the guy keeps talking for 5 minuites straight

[gusty talon]

but reading is pretty hard for me tbh

[vernal tree]

Did you guys take the courses or just the exams

[gusty talon]

oh dang

[hasty mica]

gerne

[gusty talon]

I've taken 2 b1 courses

[rapid meteor]

@light bear ich frag wann sie nachhause will und die sagt Entscheid du,

[light bear]

😭

[gusty talon]

but still i feel like i dont have enough vocabulary unfortunately

[regal magnet]

Also never trust chat gpt. And make sure to do the actual mock rests from the goethe website. Thebreal exam is exactpy like that

[light bear]

Was hat sie denn erwartet

Bro sie scrollt die ganze Zeit tiktok

Ich checke nicht

[rapid meteor]

Ong

Ich sag „ne ich Entscheid nicht“ jetzt sagt die Nix lol

[regal magnet]

I passed writing cauze i had an ai model downloaded in my s26. And i could ask it whenever am outside to gimme a writing question

[gusty talon]

i have a goethe book with 15 mock tests, I'm trying to do all of them but I only did 3 and I have 4 days left...

[rapid meteor]

Ich muss scheinbar entscheiden wann sie geht

Ich sag nach Essen so 19:00

[light bear]

Sag sie kann über naxht bleiben 😼

[gusty talon]

they let you go out between sections?

[light bear]

W Rizz

[rapid meteor]

Lmao

Ich geh Gäste Bett

[gusty talon]

also you got 3 writing questions right?

or do you just get 1

[rapid meteor]

Aura.

[light bear]

Sag

[regal magnet]

No, you stay in the lobby in between tests, you get 15 mins break but you do them in thenlobby, also they confiscate all your belongings and put them in a locker

You dont even get your phone in the break

[light bear]

Du kannst über Nacht bleiben wir können Film gucken

Aber nur wenn du willst uwu hahah

[icy belfry]

ich liebe dich

[regal magnet]

And you not allowed to leave the build8ng

[gusty talon]

i mean that makes sense ig

but how many writing parts did you get

[rapid meteor]

BMW

[light bear]

Welcher hs nennt sich Adlerkommando

Das ist nicht tuff lil bro

[rapid meteor]

Ahahah

[rapid meteor]

Sure

Gute Idee

[regal magnet]

I think 4. A 40 word super short one, 80 word one and tbh i dont remember thw rest

[light bear]

💀

[rapid meteor]

🥀

[gusty talon]

4? 😭 dang I thought the maximum was 3

the mock tests im doing have 3 in each one

[regal magnet]

Might be 3. I really dont remember its probly 3

[gusty talon]

ah okay

how much did you score in the reading?

[regal magnet]

2 longs ones and a short one

[regal magnet]

In the 40s

[gusty talon]

ooh i see

[pine lion]

urg

i want to be okay

[gusty talon]

i hope i can score enough to pass lol

[regal magnet]

I coulsnt underatand a single full sentence, i think i was scammwd by my german teacher

[gusty talon]

[light bear]

Ich wurde noch nie als Zecke beleidigt das ist neu

[rapid meteor]

Milchbubi

[light bear]

💀

[past karma]

hi

How can I gain access to any of the voice chats? Would love to try them out

[smoky epoch]

@past karma, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.

[light bear]

@rapid meteor er hat mich nicht hässlich genannt a win is a win

[rapid meteor]

Lmao

Aber Milchbubi

[light bear]

Egal ich weiß selber wie alt ich bin

[clever sorrel]

tust du das

[rapid meteor]

@light bear

[clever sorrel]

du glaubst nur was andere dir erzählen

[light bear]

HELL YEAH

[rapid meteor]

Magst du Deutschland?

Interessant

Hab ich nie gesagt, ich habe nur gefragt

[light bear]

Deutschland ist schon ganz toll

[rapid meteor]

Deutschland ist schon gut ja

Nur das Wetter ist Scheiße

[light bear]

DAFÜR EINEN PUBLIKUMSJOKER

💀 💀

[willow oak]

<@&305455824174710787>

[polar galleon]

Guillotine

[pine lion]

FRANCE

louis XVI

[stuck yoke]

[willow oak]

[eager viper]

Now he's never gonna get his native role. Rude.

[median seal]

mewww

[pine lion]

urg

[median seal]

beok now

[pine lion]

she's in my head

[median seal]

ah

I have a solution

[pine lion]

since
this morning
Straight

[median seal]

it aint a good one

[pine lion]

12h uuuurrrrrrggggg

[light bear]

He called me pretty

[pine lion]

tell me

[sweet gull]

Yes that guy

[proper tide]

Nice

[pine lion]

i'm remembering her smile

[rapid meteor]

@light bear Junge die liegt quer auf mein Bett..

[median seal]

if you get rid of your head :3c

[light bear]

Leg dich neben sie

[rapid meteor]

Nein man

[sweet gull]

Leg press

[light bear]

Kein W Rizz leider :(

[rapid meteor]

Ich hab das eben frisch bezogen..

[toxic ivy]

Not harder as i expected

[median seal]

tjaaaa

[rapid meteor]

Ist jetzt wieder verschmutzt

[pine lion]

i was wondering this solution

[rapid meteor]

L Rizz dann

[median seal]

https://tenor.com/view/conswayo-white-cat-black-cat-gif-11120686502088251750

[pine lion]

i wanted to call the 3114

i'll-
probably do it tomorrow

[light bear]

Are u french

[median seal]

man im very sorry but this is not a good place to talk about it

[pine lion]

i am

[light bear]

If u need help call them today

[pine lion]

i
literally have no one except a friend
you guys are my only social interaction lol

[median seal]

that is very unhealthy

[light bear]

as if they don't know

[light bear]

If u wanna talk about it u can dm me

[polar galleon]

Try joining a French server

The more the merrier

[sonic ether]

no

[pine lion]

i cannot

[pine lion]

my brain is unhealthy

[pine lion]

it'll be useless
after everything i can possibly do, she ends up coming back in my brain

[pine lion]

i'm already in one
i teach them french

[median seal]

yes, thsi is still not the place

[polar galleon]

Go do more of that

[light bear]

Try not to forget her that's just not who you are

The thought of not caring is weird because you do care

Just mourn them

Hurting is good

[polar galleon]

cat

[tawdry notch]

Anubis?

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-star-stars-head-gif-25946800

[polar galleon]

Sure

Ah I see u yoinked

From base

[tawdry notch]

Felix you are the right one

[polar galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/another-easy-steal-steal-gif-gif-steal-gif-gets-stolem-gif-7935542554022949277

[pine lion]

sorry
i'll shut down

cat

[tawdry notch]

[polar galleon]

Wait why did that not work

[tawdry notch]

I asked him and he gave

[polar galleon]

cat

[pine lion]

cat

[polar galleon]

There we go

[pine lion]

Leibniz doesn't like me

[polar galleon]

Ok Felix is gonna eat a ton of carbs and then work out

Stay tuned for minute-to-minute play-by-plays

[tawdry notch]

Omgg

Ok

[polar galleon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0SVAVxeJsnJ1WRMIPX

[tawdry notch]

Bulli

[polar galleon]

What a loser

[tawdry notch]

[polar galleon]

@left lark u have been summoned

[tawdry notch]

I'll go eep

[polar galleon]

Guna

[small fjord]

[mossy cove]

[small fjord]

What’s wrong?

[mossy cove]

Nothing

[small fjord]

[polar galleon]

omg my voice is so deep today

[light bear]

@rapid meteor Schick sie mal nach Hause langsam

[sweet gull]

Btw he also makes great sandwiches

[rapid meteor]

Wir sind fertig mit essen

Wie mach ich die jetzt weg

[sweet gull]

Can I have some comedy pls

Lil bit of comedy

Idk what is comedy but I want sum sum

[merry crag]

loooooollll

[polar galleon]

well people care about RISD

[merry crag]

what is that

sounds like a horrible disease

[rapid meteor]

@light bear die denkt ich hab kein Bock auf die, weil ich die ganze Zeit frage, wann sie nachhause geht

Wie werde ich sie los

[polar galleon]

Rhode Island School of Design

[merry crag]

die = Katze oder Freundin?

😁

[polar galleon]

Mutter

[merry crag]

Its not even an island

[polar galleon]

and u aint a ghost so whats ur point

[light bear]

😭

[rapid meteor]

Nein

[merry crag]

🤒

[light bear]

soll ich dich anrufen

[polar galleon]

Krankenschwester?

[rapid meteor]

Was dann

[light bear]

und sagen dass ich deine dienste benötige

[rapid meteor]

Junge das klappt niemals

[light bear]

oder sag sie kann über nacht bleiben

und ihr guckt film

❤️

sie schläft ein in deinem arm

[rapid meteor]

Nein

Niemals

[light bear]

bro hat ein whole ass girl in seinem bett

und er will sie los werden

😭

[merry crag]

maybe er likt männer

[rapid meteor]

Hahaha

[polar galleon]

i mean, same

[willow oak]

ey junge du ey eh du

[rapid meteor]

Die fuckt ab

[polar galleon]

ANAMARAAA KOMMSTE ZUM KONZERT MIT

[light bear]

Frag sie ob sie rocket league mit mir spielen will

[deep ice]

ich hab dir die Situation schon erzählt 😭😭 es findet in der Mitte meiner Reise statt oder?

[rapid meteor]

Hell nah

Dann kommt die vc mit dir oder was

[light bear]

gib mir 5 minuten sie wird nie wieder zu dir nach hause kommen wollen

[proper tide]

No u

[rapid meteor]

😂

[polar galleon]

neeee deine Reise findet am 9. April statt. mein Konzert findet am 7. April statt

[rapid meteor]

@light bear aber jetzt mal fr wie bekomm ich die los

[deep ice]

hä? seit wann?? xD

najaa, wann denn?

[light bear]

warum fuckt sie denn ab

[polar galleon]

#general message

[light bear]

also was macht sie

[rapid meteor]

Tiktok volle Lautstärke

[light bear]

guck doch mit

[rapid meteor]

Und lacht die ganze Zeit

[light bear]

und lach

[polar galleon]

juckt

[deep ice]

Oha. Also kann ich mitkommen :3

[light bear]

zusammen tiktok gucken

wäre doch süß

Mach ich auch immer

[merry crag]

2-3 jahre dagestan

[deep ice]

3pm est

[rapid meteor]

Ong

[light bear]

ohne mit

[stuck night]

Hallo

[merry crag]

es sei denn es sind die fruit KI videos die ballern hart

[rapid meteor]

Hell no

[light bear]

Send me 2-3 year femboyland and forget

[rapid meteor]

Ne furz Geräusche

Und jetzt macht die Duolingo

[light bear]

HASHSPIUHASDPOIU

[merry crag]

dikka wat it mit ihr los

[light bear]

DIGGA JOELLL

[polar galleon]

Femboys gefallen Neo bestätigt

[light bear]

Komm einfach Rocket League jetzt

[rapid meteor]

I could

[light bear]

Sie guckt tiktok auf voller lautstärke

ist doch egal

komm RL

[rapid meteor]

Ne Duolingo

[polar galleon]

welche Sprache

[rapid meteor]

I don’t know lol

[deep ice]

Math :3

[rapid meteor]

Französisch

[merry crag]

sag ihr du liebst männer und frag ob die nen bruder hat

[polar galleon]

DUDE THE MATH ON DUOLINGO GIVES ME A STROKE

[rapid meteor]

Die hat 2 Brüder

[polar galleon]

[merry crag]

der kein tiktok guckt

[light bear]

hat sie eine schwester

[rapid meteor]

Nein

[polar galleon]

oop

[rapid meteor]

Meine Mutter denkt warscheinlich“ wie komisch ist die“

[polar galleon]

joel hol dir die Brüder

[light bear]

hahaha

[rapid meteor]

Hahaha

[light bear]

komm einfach RL

yallah

[merry crag]

ist muss ich mal zugeben eher normal... kenne frauen wie sie irl

hat was mit sozial medien zu tun

wir sind gebrainrotted to the core

[light bear]

Ja ich muss auch immer tiktok mitgucken

ist normal

[rapid meteor]

Ich komm @light bear

[light bear]

manche opfer müssen gemacht werden

[polar galleon]

YES SAMSUNG

[crimson trellis]

Is there any Japanese teaching discord group

[rapid meteor]

Haha

[merry crag]

what song did he sing?

[polar galleon]

Terraria

[merry crag]

isnt that a minecraft adjacent game

[crimson trellis]

Can you guys ple tell me

[rapid meteor]

@light bear die will jetzt karaoke machen

Wtf

Ich quit

[polar galleon]

probably but u should ask on the Spanish group instead

[merry crag]

digga zieht die koks oder was

[polar galleon]

[polar galleon]

HEY ICH WILL KARAOKE

[rapid meteor]

I guess

[polar galleon]

GIB MIR SIE

ICH MUSS DURCH DEN MONSUUUUUN

[rapid meteor]

Insta?

[rapid meteor]

Geil

[polar galleon]

nee hab nur gewitzt. sie ist aber kein Twink

[rapid meteor]

LOL

[polar galleon]

brudi beim Konzert musste mit mir singen

[rapid meteor]

WIE BITTE

???

[polar galleon]

du kannst meine Setlist checken und die Songs vorm Konzert lernen

[light bear]

komm jetzt joel

[rapid meteor]

Send

[polar galleon]

#general message