#general
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Everything is a nap if you define it that way.
well
😭 what
true
Oh yes they were banned.
I do not define it that way
you changes your pfp thats all
Wahoooo.
she got a new one
oooooooh
It’s so many miles and so long since I’ve met you. Don’t even know what I’ll gone when I get to you.
eye replacement therapy
yeah ik but u said it like it was sth bad 😭
Wahoo
OMG what happend to you??
yes :3 I do that
I think my other account got banned because it was hacked and sent some spam. I’ve fixed everything now, so if a mod can check it out and maybe unban it, I’d really appreciate it.
Username: amirmoustafa
open a ticket in #report-issue
@hasty mica moin
joe
Hallo

hi joel
Was geht
Huh
ich kanns
?
the sleepy is stong
ich kann gehen
Nuh uh
Geil
Eepy weak
stronk
yeah weak little guy smh smh
geht gut
dir?
I never skip leg day tho
very good
Bin krank und hab Besuch.. es ist langweilig 
I skip gym day
Seit 30min tiktok scrollen
I tried but it tells me something went wrong
Try again
Guten morgen meine Lieben
Lieben
ah weird
Danke
and Morgen is capitalised
My excuse is that I just woke up.
all gud
So bad
Is Nacht communist?
Morgan
What kind
With my "Mate"
What's the solution now?
WHAT IS THAT I WANT
mmm
<@&305455824174710787> they cant open a ticket
With so much cheese
hi eepy
Hi
And I invite you to my house, bring milk
I need it
byebyeee D:

Please try again.
And I'm losing my mind
You have prescribed 110 bonks to @meager raft. 
Yes they can, idk what you're talking about. 😤
Omg
You have mind
Yes 
of course server owner yes so sorry 
why do I get fas from so many random people gaaah
What kind, I only drink almond so I'll have to stop by a store

what is that
So epic
freundschaftsanfragis
freundschaftsanfrage
I know
die anfrage der freundschaft
freundschafts-anfrage
I should be able to practice more this summer
freind request
Mmm, Why you dont drink cow's milk?
And The type doesn't really matter, as long as it's not human milk
Wait sleepy pls tell me you didnt think Mannschaft was also seperated Mann Schaft
joa 
I'm allergic to dairy
Alles ist gut
eine schaft von männern
I take meds so I can digest it
I just learned that a former friend of mine is slowly devolving into a stalker
Oh....
cow smilk
@clever sorrel
hi joel
Grüße
Worst part: the woman he is stalking decides to just hide herself from society now instead of getting judges involved
Hii @willow oak
I always had the theory that many allergies can be overcome simply because of how they work
That's horrible
grüßii
"technically" but mine will literally kill me
what did you discover?
Was geht
I almost had to be hospitalized last time I ate a lot of dairy
:oo
actually nix
muss für die schule nix machen weil die 8te einf gratis is bei uns und dann is schule aus für immiiii juhuu
und du
Omg
It actually hurt my organs a lot T T
ich hab gehört du bist kranki
Wydrachka
hi nickaa
Oooh, so
Whats wrong with dying?
Lange
Mein Beileid, habe Ferien lol
ja ich auch
In germany, stalking by itself isnt a crime. But you can report someone for molesting you frequently with their presence or threats. A judge will then get you the bill of not being allowed closer to them. Breaking said order will then be a crime
osterferis
Ja
und habe Besuch. Es ist super langweilig
😭
But the girl in question thinks getting such an order would only mptivate him to attack her
WHAT
Like, girl please let the police help you
Wir schauen seit 50min tiktok…
WHY ARE YOU SUGGESTING I JUST DIE 💀😭
WHAT STALKING ISN'T A CRIME?
That's bonkers.
freedom of speech 🦅
That is just a joke... Or not?
I'm taking everyone's freedom of speech for this
Hahsha

Exactly
You get me
Only person who gets to keep their freedom
lactose intolerant ?
YAY
Jesus?
No
im not jesus
Hi hi
Hihi
oh yeah also the "incurs a penalty of imprisonment for a term not exceeding three years or a fine."
I'M NOT TOO

okay...
It is only a crime after you get a judge order not to do so
I cant read it😭😭
why 
I have finished to eating
remove to
Why
take an allegra?
I'm very lazy in the morning aahaj
Wdym
Hahahahah
for your milk allergy
even worse than lactose intolerance 
would that help? idk
Not that kind of allergy
oh lol
Usually that will help mainly pollen allergies
i have uh
definitely dont try then
Helo
I dont want to be the reason you end up in the hospital
And I just bad throughts
Its not fun
My stomach hurts way more than most people's
😭
Had my throat close eating a cupcake once
I forgot the lyrics of dark red and tried to improvise
no, it walks
I don't know
I think it's only me but I am not sure
People
What kind of music do u like?
No I can't for most cheese
noo 
hm?
waaah nooo
entrance exam in 3 days im peeing my pants bro ☹️
what did she have
but then whats the point
are you vegan like do you eat meat
Unless you only eat cheese then you are not living
pizza with milk
im ao sorry ive forgotten
I eat all meat cheese less pizza
cheese is like 1/3 of the experience
BOOOO
ohhhhh
I don't even know what this for a cream coloured thing is
I love meat
bet cheeseless pepperoni pizza it is
i think milk pizza would kill anyone
not a weirdo like you
what the hell is milk pizza
hallo, Qorxel hier und ich werde du Glücklich machen.
Also milk in general without anything else is nasty
imagine pizza but instead of mato you put on milk
TAKE THAT BACK
Mit mein schlecht Deutsch!
NEIN

AS AN AVID MILK MUNCHER
milk clears 99% of beverages
ur like my nemesis now
Also for some reason I can't have any other milk then nut milks
Entshuldigung vielleicht ich soll gehen O.O
bye
me
awww danit the gif didnt work
"soy milk"?? eres milk??
Never tried soy milk
its good
Tschüss :3
oh wthelly
imagine pizza but instead of mato you put on concentrated sulfuric acid
I might try it
healthy
would not eat his milk and cereal
oh i love this dish, i had it in italy 
I get almond milk
he might js be ass at describing though
Almond milk with cereal
almond seems nice
schwefelpizzi
almond seems yum
Violet was never in Italy.
the barista oat milk is pretty good from califia
Hello.
I use it in my coffee
hi eule
It is, especially if you get it in vanilla
oh.
i have almond cereal we're like two peas in a pod sleepy
Hi violet.
I usually don't eat cereal but when I do
My almond milk

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those chocolates

27gs of chocolate was a mistake
🥀

blumi
that me
Violet? More like pokemon violet
wowie
Looks good.
wowie heheh
hmmmyes
morning
mornin
a 5 hour energy
here to save the day
What do those taste like
caffiene
I had an ex that would drink 10 a day
idk actually haha ive never actually had one
its just caffeine in a bottle so I thought it was fitting
That's fair lol
paraguay
uruguay
So much blue. 
its the best color
Guarani
That’s a lie.
why
i like virtually all colors
Black is the best color.
Pink>>>
I like colours being combined with each other
Dressing in white and black or pink hoody is best imo
The sawdust at the bottom of the tree
I'm asking
Why they do it

Black best color ong
Chris. 
black coffee in the morning
No, no coffee.
Black coffee
How can y'all drink that
With this

Imma pick u up with my sterile Pinzette
the coffee?
why not
Am I that small? 
Yeah I can't drink black coffee
some coffees are really good black
That's why I'm confused how some people can
im the only one who doesnt understand how to use pinzette
I forget there are different types of coffee
My family just gets the cheap stuff
Tiny!
Uh... its self explanatory
GTG
ive tried and i couldnt do it
That’s fine I guess. 
there's this coffee thats really expensive but its basically where a certain type of animal eats it and poops it out and its supposed to be really good. ive never tried it
WHAT
I think thats gross personally
nickaa im sorry i was in the middle of sth, im good, hbuuu
I drink
I am not drinking animal stuff
Scary
sehr groß
tee with milk forgot to write it
ich möchte die verwandlung auslesen
its like over $100 per bag
kopi luwak
Ok that's fine I meant like straight black
ich bin noch am kapitel 2 😭
yes yes that one
me doesn't drink coffee at all
How are you?
I do I just need it severely light
I'm irritable if I don't have sugar
umm is there a more beginner friendly chat than #beginner-german its to advanced for me
thats proabably not good
hallo
wie geht's
I have a ED so I need some sugar (or protein)
Salamaleikumaleikumsalam
Moin
Pong.
hallo hi
Yeah or else I'll pass out 😭
salamulalaikum
boy
Wie wars
Bingus
Something
Was für wie war’s.. sie ist noch immer da
Bingus is bbg
salami
it certainly is
im scared to reply in german havent been practicing since high school...
Soll sie weggehen
Nee, also die schaut seit 1h tiktok also Chillig
Helloooo
But I like it
Don't shame bingus
Bisschen reden ab und zu
Hey
I don't
dobby
It's cute
Good
Die ist auf mein Bett
How do I get the native speaker role?
Geh einfach vc
theres a big ass needle in my island

hi sleepy
So that's where it went
Hihi
Hab jetzt flowtaperfadekirkenuienly lust auf vc
mir geht's gut
Wrong.
What's this
It’s right.
huh? why did it reply to that comment
What's needle
No, it’s wrong.
It’s right.
No?
Show me then.
Alr
anyone down to teach me some german just basics can help with swedish in return if interested:)
LOL
Ask gemini chan
Do not ask gemini
Do ask gemini chan
That's AI and we don't use ai
We have to adabt
ai is sucking up the water
No
Why
Du musst lernen
Its literally against the rules here and AI is unreliable
Imagine sliming out 15 Penguins and 3 polar bears just cuz u are too lazy to do your homework
how about you help with Swedish for free
lowkenuinely
flowtaperfadekirkenuienly
Asking questions to the AI is breaking the rules !
ja

hur mår du
prefer to speak with actual human beings not bots
I can help with a few if you want, you'll just have to be patient with my schedule (I have a book so we can learn together or smth)
hi
Nein
sounds good im down for whatever just hmu
As you wish
Ich checke gerade gar nichts. Ich kann die native speaker Rolle nicht nehmen weil ich anscheinend nicht genug deutsch geredet habe. Soll ich einfach hier deutsch reden oder wie bekomme ich die Rolle…?
Read again what it says.
Ja brd
Alr no Problem
What's the article for latte? Like the coffee thing latte der die or das?
Hallo liebe Leute!
Der Latte
if u teach me ur native tongue in return
Ohh and with Dativ and other rules it will change accordingly yes?
Of course
Okiee
Ja aber auch wenn ich das drücke, geht es nicht
Always happy to help <3
Wanna do my school work for me?
Thankss 🫂
No u have to do it cuz you need to learn
I can help you tho
test
If u don't know how to do it
test
But I don’t want to do the stupid research. 
Yeah there is a problem
test
Do u know how to do research
No. 
What type of research?
No clue. 
What's the topic brah
Nono what's the topicc
When someone selects the Native Speaker role they don't receive it instead, their previous role disappears.
Yes the mods will check ur messages and evaluate your nativeness
Something with child development I think.
Pregnancy thing?
where should i start if i want to learn german
No.
Educational science?
Oh like child behavior?
I don’t know.

Give us a little clue omg we'll try to help
Haha, no need. I’m not a native German speaker
I have no clue, I would have to get up and look.
care for a baby?
The homework won't do itself tbh

natives olivenöl
naives olivenöl
naive olive
lol
🙂↕️
I know. 
⁶🤷♂️⁷
I wish I could do it for you
let’s fucking go
-# not really
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king. Where's my crown? That's my bling always drama when I ring. see, I believe that if I see it in my heart. Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the stars
You can’t, neither from the language nor from the knowledge. 
Shots fired

Have you checked Spotify?
You are calling me dumb? 
Doggies?
educationally challenged
“should i do it for you”
No, I’m just stating facts, Neo probably wouldn’t be able to help too, just because of the missing knowledge. 
😭
Do what?
nvm
I see
Don’t be sad please, I’m sorry.
didnt i do it for u?
I'm not sad, dw 
guys is it klein problem or kein problem?
or something like that
seni gördüm daha iyi oldum
kein
Kein Problem
patcat @small fjord
You have administered 44 pats to @small fjord's feline companion.
kein problem
kleine problem is small problem
KQİWİQOQOQOWJEJEİDHEJDHWİWWOWJİSNWBSBWHSWHUSİWSHJW9SWMWBJWNSB1KWOWOQJQOQ
That’s good I guess.
@lyric void
Yes
Das Problem, die Probleme
Ohh it's neutral
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Largo-Standard-Educational-Literature-Childrens/dp/B096S18QJR
those book can help you a lot, it’s worth to buy them.
I see
I originally got it wrong but we fixed it 😭
Thank you, I will look at them later on pc.
.<
der probleme
Wrong.
ik lol

Plural ist immer die
All I ever wanted was a black grand national
Hoffentlich
hängt vom kasus ab
Ohh wahr
wait I thought singular masculine words ended with e
theres no rule like that
idk where I got that
Check your sources bro
I will
source: i saw it in a dream
next time
i really wanna make an earth sandwich but i’d have to go to spain and find someone in new zealand who is willing to do it with me
😭
the earth sandwich
Someone already did it
does it not work in austria
that doesn’t help
no
how 
the only places that are earthsandwich friendly are the ones in yellow
OH yes the red is land mhm
i know you sent this weeks ago but did this... actually happen?
you gotta put one slice of bread on one side of the planet and on the other
i was looking at the black
and for that you need to have a person on the opposite end of the world
Ita cause i just got the results. Back then it was an assumption
Just go in Antarctica and find a person in Greenland
i spent a bad day
hi
oh i see, did you get the results now?
meow
Yep and i failed all of em except the writing i got 61
and the map i sent is a regular world map (green) with an inverted version of it layered on top (red). overlapping land is yellow
if you wanna make an earth sandwich you need to go to one of the yellow places
oh 🥲 that's really unfortunate I have a b1 exam in 4 days and I really hope this doesn't happen to me 😭
meow mrrr
Hallo
what happen
In the speaking, never say uhhhhh or stay queit for an akwardly long amount of time
Thats what failed me
thats so annoying
yeah that makes sense, I can formulate sentences properly if I can remember the right vocabulary but sometimes i just forget what the word means
the second i woke up, she was in my head, and during all the day, I was holding back my tears, my thoughts were "she, she, she"
so, i spent a bad day
guys does this make any sense at all in german or is it just nonsense "ich bin bose und ich knalle mit der tur"?
I was paired with a siri lankan girl, i had no clue at all what she was saying. Thats also part of the reason
did u do the the goethe test or the dtz one?
Geothe
oh i see
im doing goethe too
as of right now... i feel kinda cooked in the schreiben and sprechen section, but i think i can practice enough
really? i've done a lot of mock tests and i always scored high in the listening somehow
ich habs nach so 15 tagen bekommen, aber ich hätte es möglicherweise auch früher machen können
wollte nur sicher sein
Therez a part where therez 3 questions, and the guy keeps talking for 5 minuites straight
but reading is pretty hard for me tbh
Did you guys take the courses or just the exams
oh dang
gerne
I've taken 2 b1 courses
@light bear ich frag wann sie nachhause will und die sagt Entscheid du,
😭
but still i feel like i dont have enough vocabulary unfortunately
Also never trust chat gpt. And make sure to do the actual mock rests from the goethe website. Thebreal exam is exactpy like that
I passed writing cauze i had an ai model downloaded in my s26. And i could ask it whenever am outside to gimme a writing question
i have a goethe book with 15 mock tests, I'm trying to do all of them but I only did 3 and I have 4 days left...
Ich muss scheinbar entscheiden wann sie geht
Ich sag nach Essen so 19:00
Sag sie kann über naxht bleiben 😼
they let you go out between sections?
W Rizz
Aura.
Sag
No, you stay in the lobby in between tests, you get 15 mins break but you do them in thenlobby, also they confiscate all your belongings and put them in a locker
You dont even get your phone in the break
Du kannst über Nacht bleiben wir können Film gucken
Aber nur wenn du willst uwu hahah
ich liebe dich
And you not allowed to leave the build8ng
i mean that makes sense ig
but how many writing parts did you get
BMW
Ahahah
I think 4. A 40 word super short one, 80 word one and tbh i dont remember thw rest
💀
🥀
4? 😭 dang I thought the maximum was 3
the mock tests im doing have 3 in each one
Might be 3. I really dont remember its probly 3
2 longs ones and a short one
In the 40s
ooh i see
i hope i can score enough to pass lol
I coulsnt underatand a single full sentence, i think i was scammwd by my german teacher

Ich wurde noch nie als Zecke beleidigt das ist neu
💀
@past karma, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
@rapid meteor er hat mich nicht hässlich genannt a win is a win
Egal ich weiß selber wie alt ich bin
tust du das
@light bear
du glaubst nur was andere dir erzählen
HELL YEAH
Deutschland ist schon ganz toll
<@&305455824174710787>
Guillotine


Now he's never gonna get his native role. Rude. 
mewww
urg
she's in my head
since
this morning
Straight
it aint a good one
12h uuuurrrrrrggggg
He called me pretty

tell me
Yes that guy
Nice
i'm remembering her smile
@light bear Junge die liegt quer auf mein Bett..
if you get rid of your head :3c
Leg dich neben sie
Nein man
Leg press
Kein W Rizz leider :(
Ich hab das eben frisch bezogen..
Not harder as i expected
tjaaaa
Ist jetzt wieder verschmutzt
i was wondering this solution
L Rizz dann
Are u french
man im very sorry but this is not a good place to talk about it
i am
If u need help call them today
i
literally have no one except a friend
you guys are my only social interaction lol
that is very unhealthy
as if they don't know
If u wanna talk about it u can dm me
no
i cannot
my brain is unhealthy
it'll be useless
after everything i can possibly do, she ends up coming back in my brain
i'm already in one
i teach them french
yes, thsi is still not the place
Go do more of that
Try not to forget her that's just not who you are
The thought of not caring is weird because you do care
Just mourn them
Hurting is good
Felix you are the right one

Wait why did that not work
I asked him and he gave 
cat
cat
There we go
Leibniz doesn't like me
Ok Felix is gonna eat a ton of carbs and then work out
Stay tuned for minute-to-minute play-by-plays
What a loser 

I'll go eep
Guna


What’s wrong?
Nothing 

omg my voice is so deep today
@rapid meteor Schick sie mal nach Hause langsam
Btw he also makes great sandwiches
Wir sind fertig mit essen
Wie mach ich die jetzt weg
Can I have some comedy pls
Lil bit of comedy
Idk what is comedy but I want sum sum
loooooollll
well people care about RISD
@light bear die denkt ich hab kein Bock auf die, weil ich die ganze Zeit frage, wann sie nachhause geht
Wie werde ich sie los
Rhode Island School of Design
die = Katze oder Freundin?
😁
Mutter
Its not even an island
and u aint a ghost so whats ur point
😭
Nein
🤒
soll ich dich anrufen
Krankenschwester?
Was dann
und sagen dass ich deine dienste benötige
Junge das klappt niemals
oder sag sie kann über nacht bleiben
und ihr guckt film
❤️
sie schläft ein in deinem arm
maybe er likt männer
Hahaha
i mean, same
ey junge du ey eh du
ANAMARAAA KOMMSTE ZUM KONZERT MIT
Frag sie ob sie rocket league mit mir spielen will
ich hab dir die Situation schon erzählt 😭😭 es findet in der Mitte meiner Reise statt oder?
Hell nah
Dann kommt die vc mit dir oder was
gib mir 5 minuten sie wird nie wieder zu dir nach hause kommen wollen
No u
neeee deine Reise findet am 9. April statt. mein Konzert findet am 7. April statt
@light bear aber jetzt mal fr wie bekomm ich die los
hä? seit wann?? xD
najaa, wann denn?
warum fuckt sie denn ab
also was macht sie
Tiktok volle Lautstärke
guck doch mit
Und lacht die ganze Zeit
und lach
juckt
Oha. Also kann ich mitkommen :3
2-3 jahre dagestan
3pm est
Ong
ohne mit
Hallo
es sei denn es sind die fruit KI videos die ballern hart
Hell no
Send me 2-3 year femboyland and forget
Ne furz Geräusche
Und jetzt macht die Duolingo
HASHSPIUHASDPOIU
dikka wat it mit ihr los
DIGGA JOELLL
Femboys gefallen Neo bestätigt
Komm einfach Rocket League jetzt
I could
Ne Duolingo
welche Sprache
I don’t know lol
Math :3
Französisch
sag ihr du liebst männer und frag ob die nen bruder hat
DUDE THE MATH ON DUOLINGO GIVES ME A STROKE
Die hat 2 Brüder

der kein tiktok guckt
hat sie eine schwester
Nein
oop
Meine Mutter denkt warscheinlich“ wie komisch ist die“
joel hol dir die Brüder 
hahaha
Hahaha
ist muss ich mal zugeben eher normal... kenne frauen wie sie irl
hat was mit sozial medien zu tun
wir sind gebrainrotted to the core
Ich komm @light bear
manche opfer müssen gemacht werden
YES SAMSUNG
Is there any Japanese teaching discord group
Haha
what song did he sing?
Terraria
isnt that a minecraft adjacent game
Can you guys ple tell me
probably but u should ask on the Spanish group instead
digga zieht die koks oder was

HEY ICH WILL KARAOKE
I guess
Insta?
Geil
nee hab nur gewitzt. sie ist aber kein Twink
LOL
brudi beim Konzert musste mit mir singen
du kannst meine Setlist checken und die Songs vorm Konzert lernen
komm jetzt joel


