general

[tawdry notch]

Unemployed and telling others to get a job?

[fierce pawn]

okay okay i'll use the signup sheet

[small fjord]

Good.

[fierce pawn]

[pallid island]

Can someone kidnap me too

[fierce pawn]

yes

[tawdry notch]

Felix are you j*bless?

[pallid island]

I know

[fierce pawn]

come north

[pallid island]

Easy

[small fjord]

Only if it involves me getting new skirts.

[pallid island]

Huh

[polar galleon]

❌

quite the opposite

[fierce pawn]

bro jobs

[willow oak]

Will u go shopping with euli

[small fjord]

I need new skirts.

[pallid island]

He is jobfull

Foealix the jobfull

[pallid island]

Idk

If she wants

[tawdry notch]

How much in the north?

[tawdry notch]

Lol

[fierce pawn]

enough

[remote maple]

What if

What if

[pallid island]

Yes

[tawdry notch]

Around the North Pole?

[small fjord]

Let’s just say, going shopping with me is very complicated.

[open marten]

am i considered a discord mod if i spend more time on discord than an actual discord mod

[small fjord]

No.

[open marten]

ON GOD????

hell yeah

[small fjord]

What?

[tawdry notch]

Maybe unemployed ig

[open marten]

okay fairs

[fickle bison]

A new stray cat came to my house. She's circling around the table scratching herself with it. It looks like she was a home cat. Does anyone know what this means?

[small fjord]

Have you seen how much time I spent on discord?

[polar galleon]

congratulations on ur new cat

[tawdry notch]

Noo I didn't

[small fjord]

That’s good.

[tawdry notch]

c:

What's this emoji lol

[small fjord]

[tawdry notch]

Umm

Did I do something wrong?

[small fjord]

No.

I just don’t know how to answer to that.

[fickle abyss]

Eule what's ur favorite long car drive snack

[small fjord]

Define long.

[tawdry notch]

Oh okiee

[polar galleon]

congrats, u have talked with her

[tawdry notch]

Who?

[sonic ether]

whats your favourite snack

period

[small fjord]

Depends, why?

[tawdry notch]

Slayy

[polar galleon]

her. eule. the one who calls herself athene

[sonic ether]

if i ever want to get u a snack if i happen to ever see u idk

[tawdry notch]

Ok so what's supposed to happen now?

[small fjord]

I see, you should ask then again, it might change.

[polar galleon]

u cursed

[tawdry notch]

Huhh

No

I didn't say a swear word

[polar galleon]

no, u were cursed

by the owl

[tawdry notch]

@small fjord he's lieing right?

[polar galleon]

she plays an evil harp and curses people with it

[small fjord]

Yes, I would never curse a fellow forg.

[small fjord]

Shut it.

[polar galleon]

[tawdry notch]

I knew itt

Felix u need some bonks

[open marten]

how are topics sensitive

[tawdry notch]

Omggg

[open marten]

arent people sensitive

[polar galleon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0SVAVxeJsnJ1WRMIPX

[tawdry notch]

[small fjord]

Don’t cry.

[fickle abyss]

6h

[sonic ether]

AHHHHH im sensitive to any mention of felix

[small fjord]

A trash can.

[polar galleon]

and that's y u aint invited to concert

u and jay

[sonic ether]

WHATTTTTT WHY

[tawdry notch]

Okiee eule

[sonic ether]

what did i do 😞

[fickle abyss]

I'm driving so i won't feel nauseated

[polar galleon]

what didn't u do

u silly sheep

[sonic ether]

i didnt create the world

[small fjord]

Either some sort of Gummibärchen or Salzstangen.

[tawdry notch]

What things?

[sonic ether]

gummigoo???

[polar galleon]

musical things

[tawdry notch]

U will sing?

Omg

[small fjord]

<@&305455824174710787>

[sonic ether]

<@&305455824174710787> its mr beast look!!

[small fjord]

What?

[sonic ether]

tadc :(

the amazing digital circus

[sonic ether]

no hes gonna SANGGG

[small fjord]

Don’t know it.

[sonic ether]

its a show on netflix

[tawdry notch]

I hope your voice cracks in the middle of singing hehe

[small fjord]

Don’t have Netflix.

[small fjord]

I don’t accept friend requests.

[fickle abyss]

And curry ketchup?

[open marten]

holy crap

[polar galleon]

and that's y u ain't invited

[tawdry notch]

Samsang?

[fickle abyss]

For the gummy bears not the aalzstangen

[small fjord]

Absolutely not.

[tawdry notch]

Oh okiee it's finee 🩵

[sonic ether]

samsung 😞

[sonic ether]

curry sauce

[polar galleon]

what has Sam sung

[sonic ether]

is mrmayhem invited

[tawdry notch]

Ohh I forgot how to spell it 🙁

[polar galleon]

no

[tawdry notch]

S26 ultra or something?

[open marten]

how tf did you forget how to spell it

its 2 letters jeez

I-T

[polar galleon]

how did Sam sing a phone

[fickle abyss]

No no Andros eats gummy candy with curry ketchup

[sonic ether]

@crisp egret what do u have to do to this

[valid wigeon]

question

[tawdry notch]

I don't own their stuff

[open marten]

sam sang a galaxy

[open marten]

I....T.....

[valid wigeon]

what is the plural of Kampfbinde I need it for an assignment on a book I'm analysing

[open marten]

thats how you spell it

[tawdry notch]

Idk ask her or him or them

[silver marsh]

april fools

[tawdry notch]

It?

[open marten]

pls im sorry i was joking the joke was "it"

[tawdry notch]

Hi Kaosu

[open marten]

that

[silver marsh]

hii pookie

[open marten]

please dont execute me

[tawdry notch]

It? Like the movie?

[light bear]

Hi

[tawdry notch]

Hihi

[open marten]

yippee

[light bear]

Guten Morgen

[open marten]

hello

[tawdry notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/407041145118392321/1220711890259542107/ezgif-1-3a89a1332f.gif

[light bear]

Helloooo

How are you doinggg

[hasty mica]

hi chat and chien

[open marten]

phosphorus

[crisp egret]

YES

I am

[tawdry notch]

@polar galleon accept my friend request or I'll bonk you 😡

[crisp egret]

can you please invite me

[valid wigeon]

?

[crisp egret]

I love kenshi yonezu @polar galleon

[rapid meteor]

Nicht weinen

[crisp egret]

don't know tbh

[fickle bison]

She's panicking for some reason. She's roaming around the house scratching things around. She did let me pet her but not for so long

[hasty mica]

kampfbinden

[crisp egret]

kinda offended

[fluid valve]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-happy-easter-easter-bunny-easter-egg-easter-eggs-gif-12902399767454680362

[valid wigeon]

thank you

[glass nexus]

Hi

[naive dock]

Dame

[polar galleon]

U ain't invited but u can join still cuz anyone can join

[fluid valve]

Lass uns über die Eiersuche sprechen

[glass nexus]

Hiiii

[valid wigeon]

i'm doing an analysis of characterisation in a book

[glass nexus]

Halp

[crisp egret]

ayy

[glass nexus]

Halo

[valid wigeon]

I'm doing Morris Gleitzman's Once so uhhh

[crisp egret]

@sonic ether suck it

[polar galleon]

U cant bonk me anyway

[crisp egret]

L

[hasty mica]

@turbid scarab is this true

[tawdry notch]

Yes I can

[fluid valve]

Was ist charakterisierung

[crisp egret]

<bonk

[polar galleon]

Make sure she can see the door to return outside

[polar galleon]

Try

[sonic ether]

suck what

[fluid valve]

Ostern!!!

[crisp egret]

it

duh

[sonic ether]

what is it

[silver marsh]

hiolet heye

[sonic ether]

is this supposed to be me

[crisp egret]

wouldn't you like to know

[fluid valve]

Oh mein Gott meine Oma kauft uns großes leckeres Spanferkel mit knuspriger Haut

[silver marsh]

yes

[sonic ether]

wouldnt you like a taste of the power

wouldnt you like to use more than words

[autumn bobcat]

Hallo 👀

[sonic ether]

heosu

[tawdry notch]

Do one for me

[small fjord]

Welcome.

[smoky epoch]

@polar galleon disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right.

[silver marsh]

hellookie

[crisp egret]

no im good

[polar galleon]

@sonic ether catpointandlaugh.gif

[tawdry notch]

Omgg :c

[autumn bobcat]

Danke ☺️

[fickle bison]

She went outside 2 times and returned

[tawdry notch]

catpointandlaugh.gif

[small fjord]

Need help?

[tawdry notch]

It doesn't work

[sonic ether]

ugh

[polar galleon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0SVAVxeJsnJ1WRMIPX

[polar galleon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0SVAVxeJsnJ1WRMIPX

[sonic ether]

hi good im skye

[tawdry notch]

Not yet 🙂

[small fjord]

Alright. It was a one time offer.

[tawdry notch]

Yes yes

Ok I need help

[fluid valve]

Spanferkel

[small fjord]

Too late.

[tawdry notch]

Nooo please 🥺

[tawdry notch]

Bonk Felix for mee

Please 🥺👉👈

[silver marsh]

bonk @sonic ether

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 495 bonks to @sonic ether.

[silver marsh]

almost natural 20

tsk

[tawdry notch]

Nooo Skye is cool why did you bonk herr

Bonk Felix

[polar galleon]

Felix goes to bed

https://tenor.com/view/porygon-z-pokémon-sleeping-sleep-porygon-gif-608624121150511410

[tawdry notch]

No he doesn't

[hasty mica]

so so bad

[tawdry notch]

Omgg

When will it endd

[silver marsh]

in 3 hours

[grave dagger]

bonk @polar galleon

[smoky epoch]

You have prescribed 206 bonks to @polar galleon.

[silver marsh]

its in the name

[polar galleon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0SVAVxeJsnJ1WRMIPX

[grave dagger]

I gotchu

[turbid scarab]

is what true?

[tawdry notch]

Thanksss

[tawdry notch]

Get bonked

[willow oak]

how are you?

[hasty mica]

look at the reply

[turbid scarab]

o, yeah

[silver marsh]

hia

[turbid scarab]

I dip them in the JA! brand curry ketchup

[grave dagger]

I’m good

[polar galleon]

U r not invited to my concert ||but pls come anyway I sing 5 languages||

[hasty mica]

[turbid scarab]

I like the red gummis for it, the ones with the unicorns, the gorillas are goog too

[silver marsh]

concert

hmmmhmm

[hasty mica]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969589492140871693/1353902075934806046/qp3OxW96.gif

[polar galleon]

@hasty mica kommste zum Konzert mit?

[hasty mica]

wann?

[tawdry notch]

[tawdry notch]

Longest 3 hours of my life

[tawdry notch]

What will I get if I come?

[willow oak]

nice

[silver marsh]

a concert

i assume

[tawdry notch]

Apart from that?

[naive dock]

A bonk

[polar galleon]

#general message

[silver marsh]

something in the concert

i assume

[tawdry notch]

Bonk Felix please

[polar galleon]

Shocker

[silver marsh]

well idk never been there

maybe thats not even a concert

[polar galleon]

It's actually a mukbang. Yall come watch Felix eat noodles

[silver marsh]

peak

[tawdry notch]

I hope your voice cracks in the middle of singing

[fluid valve]

Große Jungs

[polar galleon]

U are uninvited twice over

[hasty mica]

will see when it's time, I'll look at it lol

[silver marsh]

what if the uninvited person will come

[tawdry notch]

No please invite me 🙂

I'll behave

[silver marsh]

will they get banned for tresspassing

[polar galleon]

Anyone can come lol I cant stop yall

[tawdry notch]

Lol

[hasty mica]

🍪

[turbid scarab]

wat

ich weiB nicht why everyone is getting so worked up about this

[hasty mica]

what what 😭

[silver marsh]

getting an invitation is more pleasing than coming while being uninvited

[tawdry notch]

Nom

[polar galleon]

Ok fine ur invited

[tawdry notch]

Thanks 🩵

[silver marsh]

thats not where i was leading but sure

[tawdry notch]

Am I invited:)

[crisp egret]

hi skye im muyrrrr

[silver marsh]

i will come if i remember

[polar galleon]

Yes

[hasty mica]

give her a schroedingers invitation

[polar galleon]

You're all invited

[potent sedge]

is it even proper language to use ekelhaft why is it teaching that

[polar galleon]

Tell ur friends and families and neighbors

[tawdry notch]

Omg Yess thank Felix

[silver marsh]

i will tell my cat to comr

[polar galleon]

Ok Felix schlep

[tawdry notch]

Good night

[hasty mica]

no problem. i hope the poison isn't a problem

[small fjord]

No can do.

[tawdry notch]

WHAT

[polar galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/porygon-z-pokémon-sleeping-sleep-porygon-gif-608624121150511410

[fluid valve]

Ekelhaft is a word yes

[hasty mica]

[fluid valve]

Although there is also eklig

[tawdry notch]

Eule violet poisoned me

🙁

[hasty mica]

thats subjective

[small fjord]

Sounds like a you problem.

[potent sedge]

ekelhaft is very informal yes?

[silver marsh]

my cat just washed himself and now im petting him again so he will have to wash himself again

[tawdry notch]

How is that subjective 😭

[tawdry notch]

:c

[fluid valve]

Idk what you mean

[hasty mica]

you could also say that the cookie i happened to give you just happened to have a substance in it that happened to be poisonous to humans, which you happen to be

so don't blame me.

[tawdry notch]

Give me the cureee

[willow oak]

😭

[fluid valve]

Is eklig a more formal word than ekelhaft

[tawdry notch]

Mia look she poisoned me 🙁

[silver marsh]

estrogen spiked cookie

[hasty mica]

it's pure mercury

[tawdry notch]

Pure mercury cookie?

[hasty mica]

that's also a good idea

[tawdry notch]

Won't that break my teeth?

[hasty mica]

🙂‍↕️

[willow oak]

idk i think she's always right

[hasty mica]

thanks for backing up the righteous side, babe 😌

[tawdry notch]

She should be left because it's the left way to go

[silver marsh]

transgender roulette

[tawdry notch]

Now you want to make me toothless? 🙁

[silver marsh]

1 bullet spiked with the hormone of your birth gender

7 empty slots

[hasty mica]

it's liquid, in the cookie

[tawdry notch]

It's heavy won't it just leak out?

[hasty mica]

😭 funny that it will not do anything

[silver marsh]

but what if the person is on hrt

would be inconvenient

[golden pier]

Hi everyone

[potent sedge]

I think the bullet might still kill you

[silver marsh]

my cat crashed

[silver marsh]

well its a metaphor

[tawdry notch]

Hi powergrid

[pine lion]

Poor little creature

[potent sedge]

hi pookie bear

[silver marsh]

im rebooting him

[tawdry notch]

Hihi

[hasty mica]

maybe a bit but you have to be off hormones for a while for any real effect
but maybe this bullet got a lot of it inside 😭

[tawdry notch]

Omgg u have a cattt

[pine lion]

Katosu hand reveal

[silver marsh]

well yeah....

two cats

[tawdry notch]

Showww

[hasty mica]

now we know she's white

[potent sedge]

did you guys ever watch a movie called Lucy

[silver marsh]

wooow (as if you didnt see my hands earlier)

[tawdry notch]

Boy girl?

[silver marsh]

top boy
bottom girl

[pine lion]

The love hating

[silver marsh]

(not in that way)

[hasty mica]

i don rember but yes

[tawdry notch]

😂

[hasty mica]

so vanilla

[tawdry notch]

Omgg so cutee

[potent sedge]

may you suffer a terrible fate for this

[hasty mica]

[valid wigeon]

vro

[tawdry notch]

Both sides of the pillow warm?

[potent sedge]

worse

[tawdry notch]

Or wet socks 🧦

[willow oak]

🧦

[hasty mica]

🧦

😭

[potent sedge]

hot feet in bed even if they're out of the blankets

[tawdry notch]

🧦

[willow oak]

socks 88% wet

[hasty mica]

shared brain eating amoeba

[silver marsh]

eugh

i hope mushrooms start growing on your feet

[hasty mica]

real n true

[tawdry notch]

Shared with who?

[silver marsh]

ah right

mia.

[hasty mica]

mia

[tawdry notch]

Noo not mia

[silver marsh]

if i had a coin for every time a mushroom grew on a carpet inside my home-

[meager raft]

Test

[silver marsh]

i would have 2

[tawdry notch]

[hasty mica]

wha 😭

[silver marsh]

which is not a lot.
but weird that it happened twice

[willow oak]

damn a whole mushroom

[potent sedge]

how does that happen

[tawdry notch]

Wat? 😭

[meager raft]

You need to start ventilating your house

[silver marsh]

Yes

Mushroom

[willow oak]

huh

[silver marsh]

Literal mushroom

[tawdry notch]

Show

[silver marsh]

if i find the pic...

[willow oak]

wtfffff

free food

[hasty mica]

eat it to become better

[pine lion]

Have too took picture of this mushrooms

[silver marsh]

hold on

it will take some time

[hasty mica]

kaosus indoor garden

[tawdry notch]

Did you eat it?

Ok I'm puzzled how does a mushroom grow on carpet 😭

Mushrooms come after rain right?

Did it rain in your room?

[slate garden]

KYAAA JANE DOE

[fickle abyss]

No they just like moisture

If you water your carpet regularly

[open marten]

tu cosita

[fickle abyss]

Or let ur water pipes break and leak in the walls...

[sharp summit]

April fools

[tawdry notch]

I don't think both of those things happened

[silver marsh]

uhm

i cant seem to find it

[tawdry notch]

Maybe it was cats pee?

[silver marsh]

but

[silver marsh]

In my bathroom*

[tawdry notch]

You have a carpet in your bathroom?

[fickle abyss]

U see, pipes broke

[fickle abyss]

THIS

[hasty mica]

it "rained" in your bathroom

[fickle abyss]

Wtf

[silver marsh]

Due to my home's condition (war and all that) there was a point where rain easily came through the cracks

[tawdry notch]

Huhh

[silver marsh]

And it got on the carpet

No one noticed it until one day, i decided to look in that corner where the mushroom was growing

[tawdry notch]

Who puts carpets in their bathroom 😭

[silver marsh]

I was very confused on to like "huh wtf is this" and then i realized that its a mushroom

Thin, dark brown mushroom

Growing out of a carpet

[tawdry notch]

😂

[alpine burrow]

@proper tide

[tawdry notch]

Omg this is too funny

[silver marsh]

BUT

The second time this happened was on my balcony

[tawdry notch]

Was it also on carpet?

[silver marsh]

The same thing, but i think the mushrooms were smaller and spread out, and it was a different carpet

[silver marsh]

yess

Our windows were broken so rain was just coming down right inside the baalcony

https://tenor.com/view/anime-happy-girl-hyouka-eru-chitanda-gif-7663006847838232598

[tawdry notch]

Lol buy different carpets then Those might be filled with mushroom seeds

[tawdry notch]

😭

[fickle abyss]

"mushroom spores" are literally everywhere

They're in the air you're breathing right now

[silver marsh]

oo

[fickle abyss]

They're on the veggies u eat every day

[silver marsh]

And rain basically just made these spores grow

[tawdry notch]

Does that mean I'm a mushroom?

[hasty mica]

i will accommodate the Mold

[tawdry notch]

[silver marsh]

Mold is a fungus

[tidal ridge]

Must be a fungi

[fickle abyss]

Even if you wash them and put them somewhere mold will appear, right? That's fungus

[tawdry notch]

Damn poor veggies

[silver marsh]

Technically the mushrooms are mold and... the mold grew into a whole mushroom

[silver marsh]

thats my theory

[tawdry notch]

I'm not a fungus okk

[tidal ridge]

Noo I mean like

[fickle abyss]

I think mold and typical mushrooms are different spores tbh but

[tidal ridge]

Fun guy, making a silly joke

[silver marsh]

well safe to say we didnt eat the mushrooms but it was quite confusing that it happened

[fickle abyss]

Still all the spores are everywhere

[tawdry notch]

:c

[tidal ridge]

[hasty mica]

damn

[fickle abyss]

I saw some reddit posts on bathroom fungi and most of the times they're edible (don't take this as advice. Do not eat)

[tawdry notch]

Wait I remembered something

[tidal ridge]

What.

[silver marsh]

oh god

so its a "normal" occurence

[fickle abyss]

Normal if you have water damage yes

[sonic ether]

i like this last person

[fickle abyss]

I personally never had fungi in my walls but my walls also aren't made of cardboard

[silver marsh]

well sorry that a fucking missile hit my roof 😭

[median jungle]

Ong cool pfp!

[fickle abyss]

I'm not blaming you lol

[tawdry notch]

One time it rained and 2 mushrooms grew in our yard on SOLID CONCRETE idk how that's possible but it happened lol they were white ones

[silver marsh]

it broke the metal railings and concrete

and crackes some

sooo

[sonic ether]

oof

[tidal ridge]

Ty!! I asked a friend to commission it for me

Your pfp is adorable

[willow oak]

pizdec

[silver marsh]

i mean its fine it got repaired but

[sonic ether]

piss deck?

[silver marsh]

the houses condition is still ehhh

natazhniye potolki porvani

[silver marsh]

livable

[turbid scarab]

my walls r strong

[sonic ether]

#other-languages

[fickle abyss]

I got a new phone number due to spam calls and

[silver marsh]

no

[sonic ether]

but im stronger

[turbid scarab]

in the USA I had a wall that got moldy

[fickle abyss]

I just had my first spam call from ESTONIA

[smoky epoch]

@pine lion, 4 hours ago

You asked to be reminded about "take your damn pills"
[Jump to message](#general message)

Reminder created · Apr 1, 2026, 5:43 AM

[fickle abyss]

Not again

[willow oak]

that's me, i escaped

[turbid scarab]

rekt

[tidal ridge]

Is it maybe a website leaking your info?

[tawdry notch]

Our neighborhood also survived a war lol there are literal sniper bullets holes on the walls

[sonic ether]

accept it, estonians can do no wrong

[silver marsh]

ahh fellow child of war

[fickle abyss]

I JUST changed the number

[sonic ether]

omg pls take me with u to estonia

[fickle abyss]

I didn't even add it to eg discord yet

[tidal ridge]

well unlucky then

[fickle abyss]

They just call random numbers

[tawdry notch]

But the war stopped the sec I was born lol

[silver marsh]

oh

[fickle abyss]

I just checked my call blocker I already got a ton of spam calls rip

[tidal ridge]

Oof

[silver marsh]

not a fellow child of war

good

[tawdry notch]

😂

[silver marsh]

not the best experience, id rate it 5/10

[bleak tangle]

hi kaosu

[silver marsh]

hi lexlex

[tawdry notch]

Lol

[sweet gull]

Everything is a harmonic oscillator if you're brave enough

[bleak tangle]

hi mia

[willow oak]

cant wait to get my city attacked as well

[bleak tangle]

hi todd

[willow oak]

hi lexie

[silver marsh]

wha

[sweet gull]

Hi lexie

[sonic ether]

waiting for my turn

[bleak tangle]

hi skye

[tawdry notch]

Whyyyy 😭

[sweet gull]

I can't sleep

[willow oak]

sarcasm

[sweet gull]

Welps

[willow oak]

i DONT

[sonic ether]

HEY LEXIEEEE!! 😁😁😁

[crisp egret]

no

[sweet gull]

It is almost morning

[sweet gull]

Track running?

[silver marsh]

good morning usa

[sonic ether]

fym no

[fickle abyss]

One more hour until work whatdo

[sonic ether]

what

[bleak tangle]

brav gewartet 🙂‍↕️

[silver marsh]

i bet skye was a bully at schhool

[tawdry notch]

USA was soo good they made USB

[sonic ether]

im still in school

[crisp egret]

don't wait

speed it up

[sweet gull]

Good morning (insert sad face cuz I got a 8 am class

[sonic ether]

i shall assert my dominance

[crisp egret]

what dominance

[sonic ether]

good point

[sweet gull]

Max verstappen F1 red bull dominance rahhh

Rrrahhhhh

[dire jolt]

And i've just got back from the doctors. They stitched me

[crisp egret]

his car is so bad this year

[dire jolt]

and I wasted half a day for my move in date 😭

The paperwork man, I just can't, more work, what a hassle.

[crisp egret]

thank u

[sonic ether]

no, thank you

[light bear]

<@&305455824174710787>

[willow oak]

<@&305455824174710787>

[sweet gull]

Yeah ts is so bad that he's thinking about retirement 😭

[sonic ether]

im banned from that server

[bleak tangle]

what did you do 😭

[sweet gull]

<@&305455824174710787>

[sonic ether]

said quebecois was better

[sweet gull]

Hated on France too hard?

[crisp egret]

NO, THANK YOU

[willow oak]

Do marathon duh

[bleak tangle]

they seem sensitive

[sweet gull]

Idk why people hate france

[fickle abyss]

In 8h from now I'll be here

[sweet gull]

Sub one hour marathon would be crazy

[sonic ether]

NO I INSIST, THANK YOUUUUU

[willow oak]

I would read or something tbh :3

[sonic ether]

yeah lmao

[meager raft]

It's not that bad until they are from india

[willow oak]

Where that

[sonic ether]

right

[fickle abyss]

LINDAUUUUU

[silver marsh]

my point still stands

[sweet gull]

Maths

[crisp egret]

yeahh 😭😭

[fickle abyss]

I only get genuine calls from India

[sonic ether]

ich versuche gerade fortnite zu aktualisieren

[bleak tangle]

i'm always right :p

[meager raft]

They don't know German over there yet

[silver marsh]

ballerina cappuccino in fortniite

[fickle abyss]

But I speak English

[willow oak]

Aaaa ja Hope you survive

[crisp egret]

NO I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT BUT THANK YOU

[sweet gull]

If you're happy and u know it clap ur hands

[bleak tangle]

no way?

[silver marsh]

😞

[meager raft]

I mean the spam call centers 😭

[fickle abyss]

You're*

[sweet gull]

If your happy and u know it clap ur hands

[silver marsh]

clap clap.

[sweet gull]

Yes you're

[meager raft]

You are happy?

[tawdry notch]

Whats the best job in the world?

[sweet gull]

Fixed

Clap clap

[fickle abyss]

They also speak English. I can send you some spam calls I recorded in the past. I used to mess with them

[crisp egret]

job your love

[bleak tangle]

hartzen

[hasty mica]

if youre kaokao and you know it clap your hands!

[meager raft]

Lol send

[silver marsh]

clap clap...

[sweet gull]

I'm tired af

[bleak tangle]

hi violet

[tawdry notch]

What's that

[hasty mica]

hi lexie

[hasty mica]

[sonic ether]

OIDE WOS IS DES I KAU MA NET ANBILDEN DASSS GSCHEIT VÜ ZU AKTUALISIERA IS

[sweet gull]

Sogno di volare

The wheels of the bus go round and round

[silver marsh]

nnnnoooooo skylaarrr

[sonic ether]

whattttt :(

[fickle abyss]

On*

[tawdry notch]

What if I'm underpaid?

[silver marsh]

not the braintot gamer

[crisp egret]

internet is non existent

[fickle abyss]

I know my kids songs

[willow oak]

expertrei

[sonic ether]

sorry have u like ever spoken to me 😭😭😭

[bleak tangle]

bmw :D

[silver marsh]

and the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand

[onyx python]

hartz4 und der tag gehört dir 🌈

[crisp egret]

get paid more

[sonic ether]

is rocket leagueee

[tawdry notch]

Ahh I see

[fickle abyss]

Do you have any.... LEMONADE?

[hasty mica]

maybe that was when i chose to stay fallen

[crisp egret]

isnt this that one song

[fickle abyss]

Waddle waddle

[silver marsh]

no it isnt

[crisp egret]

oh

😞

[silver marsh]

...

[rose steppe]

hey

[hasty mica]

that two song

[rose steppe]

u cant use emoji

[silver marsh]

gaslight successful

[bleak tangle]

meow

[crisp egret]

hi waffle

[silver marsh]

☹️

[rose steppe]

only me can 😇

[crisp egret]

why not

[rose steppe]

hai

[bleak tangle]

🐈‍⬛

[crisp egret]

🫩🫩

[rose steppe]

im the only 1 allowed 🥰

https://tenor.com/view/erm-fingers-hmmm-cat-guilty-gif-6462678620644441631

[fickle abyss]

I guess I'll just go to university to eat bc idk what do

[silver marsh]

THERE CAN BE ONLYY ONEEE!!!!

[stuck yoke]

Hmm what if I blocked you from using the entire unicode range for emotes and revoked your server emoji perms

[rose steppe]

no :c

[silver marsh]

Mods doing their job???!!!!

[bleak tangle]

JOB???!!!!

[rose steppe]

i love emoji

[naive dock]

Watch anime

[silver marsh]

BIG NEWS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED

[fickle abyss]

Eh I'm too picky

[hasty mica]

wow is this u

[tawdry notch]

Or find a different job?

[silver marsh]

JOB??!!!!

[willow oak]

yes

[naive dock]

What's your fav genre

[bleak tangle]

AN ALLE HARTZER:INNEN 🩷

[hasty mica]

patcat hlvk

[smoky epoch]

You have administered 469 pats to @willow oak's feline companion.

[silver marsh]

almost a natural 20...

[hasty mica]

69

[tawdry notch]

Kaosu find a job for me

[spare bison]

Ello

[sonic ether]

Salutations.

[silver marsh]

come to my home, i have an idea what job we can do

🪃

[spare bison]

Me can go a few mo’ days without showah

[bleak tangle]

Warmest greetings.

[tawdry notch]

Tell mee 🙂

[silver marsh]

secret.

[crisp egret]

that works

[sonic ether]

and she says shes so american

[bleak tangle]

damn why'd she say that for

[sonic ether]

geheimnis

[sonic ether]

idk ask olivia rodrigo

[crisp egret]

Skylar.

behave.

[silver marsh]

why my cat does a "mrrp" noise when he jumps up

[naive dock]

Kaosu will invite you to their home and do things with you

[silver marsh]

unethical experiments

[hasty mica]

its his attack voice line

[bleak tangle]

element of confusion

[tawdry notch]

You can tell in DMs if you want

[willow oak]

[insert political song lyrics]

[sonic ether]

WAS HABE ICH GEMACHT, UM DASS DU MIR ERZÄHLST DASS ICH NICHT BENOMMEN HABE 😭😭

nur dass jemand so amerikanisch ist

[bleak tangle]

vielleicht geht's um das was du nicht gemacht hast

[silver marsh]

donbass chest' i gordost naroda-

[tawdry notch]

With me? Yess pleaseee I Wana work with Kaosu

[crisp egret]

what is gemacht

[silver marsh]

(thats a thing)

its so cringe

[sonic ether]

vieles habe ich nicht gemacht

die welt zu werken beispielweise

[sonic ether]

done

[sonic ether]

IM SKYLAR WHITE YO

[bleak tangle]

what did u do

[hasty mica]

hi skylar white yo

[sonic ether]

genau

[bleak tangle]

that doesn't answer my question

[tawdry notch]

I won't use what we will sell I swear 🙂

[crisp egret]

I just felt like saying it tbh

[hasty mica]

thats what they all say

[sonic ether]

herr chaos weiß was ich gemacht habe

[bleak tangle]

true they sell me HRT and it comes in a biiiig box that has "HRT" sharpied on it

[crisp egret]

am I herr chaos

[tawdry notch]

But I'm special ✨

[sonic ether]

yes

[crisp egret]

thats flattering

[hasty mica]

true!!

[proper tide]

You aren't strange

[crisp egret]

I will be referred to as Herr chaos thus forth

[bleak tangle]

and then i take a bite

[alpine burrow]

Ty father

[sonic ether]

SIAMESEEE

[bleak tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/severance-mr-milcheck-true-morgan-freeman-dylan-gif-6682673649349126035

[sonic ether]

aww theyre so cute

[silver marsh]

no.

[hasty mica]

😭

[silver marsh]

its not siamese

[sonic ether]

no.

[tawdry notch]

Is the job to take care of your cat?

[fickle abyss]

I like everything

But still very picky

[sonic ether]

maybe its rcta

[hasty mica]

hes so cool

[silver marsh]

i wouldnt dare you to

[crisp egret]

[tawdry notch]

Tell me the job description

[spare bison]

me go out to feed street cats sometimes yo

[willow oak]

forbes ahh picture

[hasty mica]

💀

[silver marsh]

the pic with the cat covering a little girls mouth

[willow oak]

shwjwhwjjw

[silver marsh]

those... who.... know?

[bleak tangle]

!!

[fickle abyss]

Eg I love psychological stuff, but also funny stuff but also RPG like stuff but also... Everything

[willow oak]

those who know 💀💀💀💀☠️💀☠️💀

[tawdry notch]

Yes ikk 😭

[silver marsh]

good

[bleak tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/those-who-know-those-who-woah-those-who-know-gif-6655085259836130886

[hasty mica]

i dont but it sounds funny

[small fjord]

I hate my life.

[hasty mica]

[fickle abyss]

Why

[median jungle]

I feel all reaction gifs would be better if they had boykisser in them

[bleak tangle]

I should slap you /lh

[median jungle]

Dont

[bleak tangle]

okay

[median jungle]

Respect your elders, girl

[small fjord]

Was at the dentist and have to go back there next month.

[sonic ether]

i keep getting emails from arnold schwarzenegger what do i do everyone

[bleak tangle]

reply

[sonic ether]

for the past couple months btw

[tawdry notch]

Boykisser?

[fickle abyss]

For checkup?

[sonic ether]

hes telling me to get exercise 😭😭😭

[bleak tangle]

reply

[sonic ether]

with what

[rustic lava]

comply

[sonic ether]

no

[small fjord]

No, I was there for a checkup today, he didn’t like what he saw, so I have to go back so that he can correct it.

[willow oak]

interesting

[rustic lava]

go on a hike skye.

[willow oak]

speaking of teeth

[sonic ether]

im in london, where the hell do i hike to

[spare bison]

omg teeth

[bleak tangle]

the other side of london

[fickle abyss]

Well that's ok!

[willow oak]

i have AMAZING teeth

[rustic lava]

up the buildings

[willow oak]

allegedly

[small fjord]

No, it’s scary.

[spare bison]

me has good teeth

[tawdry notch]

Lol

[rustic lava]

share

[willow oak]

i like going to the dentist anyways

[tawdry notch]

I believe you

[fickle abyss]

Is it cavities?

[bleak tangle]

but here's the brusher

[sonic ether]

im not going to the north 😭😭😭

[silver marsh]

NO

[sonic ether]

spiderman?

[silver marsh]

ERONG REPLY

[willow oak]

girl

[fickle abyss]

What

[rustic lava]

yes

[fickle abyss]

Poor eule

[silver marsh]

I MEANT TO SEND IT TO MIA

[small fjord]

Yes.
And at some point he wants to steal some of my teeth.

[silver marsh]

wrong number...

[willow oak]

send it again

[fickle abyss]

THE WHOLE TEETH?

[silver marsh]

no

[bleak tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[fickle abyss]

Or just parts

[small fjord]

4 I think.

[silver marsh]

you should have seen it miamia

[fickle abyss]

Wisdom teeth?

[light bear]

I love going to the Dentist

[small fjord]

Yes.

[light bear]

It's so much fun

[sonic ether]

ich bin verwirrt

[spare bison]

if ur dentist from da UK?

[fickle abyss]

My dentist said a lot of wisdom teeth removals are done unnecessarily

And u can usually just keep them unless they bother

[small fjord]

I don’t.

[rustic lava]

okay psychopath

[light bear]

I love all doctors

They're always so nice

:))

[turbid scarab]

i had 2 removed then ran out of money to remove more (I was in the USA haha lmao)

[sonic ether]

im gonna love you and leave you guys (except for || ||)

[small fjord]

They are bothering my other teeth.

[fickle abyss]

Maybe u can get a second opinion from another dentist if the wisdom teeth cause no issues for you?

[turbid scarab]

then every other dentist since then has been like

[spare bison]

so u can keep coming back lol

[rustic lava]

i get irked by the feeling of peoples tools and gloved hands in my mouth

[bleak tangle]

what about evil doctors

[turbid scarab]

why were they removed

[fickle abyss]

Ah yeah then that's bad

[turbid scarab]

the other two are fine, so those two were probably fine too

but my USA dentist said all 4 have to come out

[silver marsh]

It was not about the explosion
It was about sending a message

[small fjord]

Yes, that is why he wants to steal them.

[rustic lava]

💀

[tawdry notch]

What?

[rustic lava]

they stole your teeth andros

[silver marsh]

hi petri

[rustic lava]

go avenge your teeth

omg double hi to me

hiiiiiii kaosususu

[bleak tangle]

y'all shoulda seen me off the anesthesia when i got my wisdom teeth removed

[willow oak]

hi petri

[turbid scarab]

and my money, they did a lot of work that had to be re-done after getting back to germany

[tawdry notch]

She deleted one

[fickle abyss]

My dentist initially said we should remove the wisdom teeth ASAP because I had really, really bad teeth, lots of cavities, and she was scared it'll spread to them and they're hard to brush

[willow oak]

how was it

[rustic lava]

triple hi wowie im so popular

hiiii miaaaaa

[turbid scarab]

it was terrible quality and cost like 20k USD

[light bear]

Haven't met one

[rustic lava]

shhhhhh

[turbid scarab]

the work in germany to redo it all was like 600€

[small fjord]

Ping.

[willow oak]

i want my teeth removed without anesthesia

[light bear]

Pong

[turbid scarab]

for more work than what the american dentist did

[fickle abyss]

But then I started going regularly and my teeth are good and now she said I can keep the wisdom teeth!

[small fjord]

[rustic lava]

oh ew what

[fickle abyss]

U really wanna hear ur bones crack and break???

[rustic lava]

darn mericans

[tawdry notch]

🤫

🤐

[willow oak]

Im not sure

[turbid scarab]

I met a ton of evil doctors in the US

I would actually say

[small fjord]

I want to be asleep, but I fear that isn’t possible.

[tawdry notch]

You hate yourself or something?

[fickle abyss]

Why not? Risky?

[turbid scarab]

my interactions with doctors in the US has it at about a 1:20 ratio of good to evil

[bleak tangle]

it was fine i just said crazy shit

[willow oak]

Like right now or during surgery?

[willow oak]

Yes

[turbid scarab]

theyre all in it for the money there

[mossy cove]

It's all about "hallo"s in #general-2

[rustic lava]

to be fair

[small fjord]

During surgery.

[rapid sparrow]

Why is that bad

[willow oak]

Good luck :(

[rustic lava]

i dont think alot of dentists had the innate passion of working on peoples teeth

[mossy cove]

Did I say it's bad?

[fickle abyss]

Being asleep on teeth surgery is like an extra 600 euro that insurance doesn't cover but

[small fjord]

Thanks.

[tawdry notch]

Noo why?

[rapid sparrow]

You're implying it is

[fickle abyss]

I'll happily pay that

[turbid scarab]

ya but in every other country I lived in (4), this wasnt a problem

except the UK kinda

UK doctors also a lil shady

[light bear]

I wasnt asleep on my wisdom tooth surgery

All 4 at once😍

[willow oak]

As long as I don't pass out from the pain it's fine tbh

[mossy cove]

Nein I just said bc ppl just say hallo and no one makes any conversation 😭

[fickle abyss]

[rapid sparrow]

Goated chat

It's good people to greet eachother

[mossy cove]

Hallo

[light bear]

My hg just said she'd rather die than have me do her makeup💀 😔

[rustic lava]

oh no i dont doubt the americans did it worse their entire healthcare is wack 😭

[tawdry notch]

No anesthesia + a trainee gets to do the surgery mhhmm

[rapid sparrow]

Servus

[small fjord]

[fickle abyss]

Hg? Hag?

[light bear]

Homegirl

[fickle abyss]

Pokemon Heartgold

[mossy cove]

[fickle abyss]

Neo is dating a hag!!!

[turbid scarab]

quiksilver

[rapid sparrow]

Let's tlak about something

[turbid scarab]

mercury

[sonic ether]

id let u do mine

[light bear]

you're the best

[crisp egret]

[small fjord]

If you have makeup, you can do mine too, because I have none.

[mossy cove]

Sure

[willow oak]

Yeah
TW: needles and stuff
||I remember when I had my blood taken and it was done by some student so they actually pierced through the vessel 😌 They did it twice, too. And they were confused why they couldn't get any blood. Then another person did it and succeeded 🙏||

[light bear]

[bleak tangle]

auauaua

[willow oak]

||Had a bruise then. Was fun||

[rapid sparrow]

What should we talk about

[willow oak]

Wasn't all that painful tbh

[fickle abyss]

Literally every time

[tawdry notch]

Omg how are even qualified for such a job then?

[willow oak]

It was like at 6 am i think 😭

[fickle abyss]

I'm at the hospital or something

They do this to me

[thick iron]

The day that I met you I started dreaming

[willow oak]

Idk

[mossy cove]

About how nice @thick iron Is

[mossy cove]

hi

[bleak tangle]

my first time absolutely was
it's why i'm still kind of afraid of getting blood test for HRT

[thick iron]

April fool's it is I'm aware 😈

[rapid sparrow]

For starters let's respond quicker

[fickle abyss]

And then I have an injury and the doctor goes
"so with an injury like this, when you bandage it, do NOT move the arm in THIS WAY" moves my arm in ways that broke it more

[rapid sparrow]

Like on the second

[light bear]

[mossy cove]

For you I can be fool forever

[rapid sparrow]

Right on the second

[willow oak]

WHAT THE HELL 😭

Poor Natsu 🫂

[fickle abyss]

Poor EVERY PATIENT

[mossy cove]

Okay okay

[bleak tangle]

ok i'm tapping out of this chat
too much medical talk eep

[thick iron]

They say love is a song for fools who are wise enough to sing along
😈

[bleak tangle]

see y'all in like 30 minutes

[fickle abyss]

I feel like doctors are the LEAST SENSITIVE because they just KNOW it won't kill us

[rapid sparrow]

Is flirting allowed here hmm

HMMMM

[willow oak]

it is

[rapid sparrow]

oh

[mossy cove]

Is it? Yes

[turbid scarab]

banjo is alowed

[willow oak]

Well I care about Natsu specifically

[tawdry notch]

Who has broken a bone before?

[light bear]