#general
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okay okay i'll use the signup sheet
Good.

yes
Felix are you j*bless?
I know
come north
Easy
Only if it involves me getting new skirts. 
Huh
Will u go shopping with euli
I need new skirts. 
How much in the north?
Lol
enough
Yes
Around the North Pole?
Let’s just say, going shopping with me is very complicated.
am i considered a discord mod if i spend more time on discord than an actual discord mod
No.
What?
Maybe unemployed ig 
okay fairs
A new stray cat came to my house. She's circling around the table scratching herself with it. It looks like she was a home cat. Does anyone know what this means?
Have you seen how much time I spent on discord?
congratulations on ur new cat
Noo I didn't
That’s good.

Eule what's ur favorite long car drive snack
Define long.
Oh okiee
congrats, u have talked with her 
Depends, why?
Slayy
her. eule. the one who calls herself athene
if i ever want to get u a snack if i happen to ever see u idk
Ok so what's supposed to happen now? 
I see, you should ask then again, it might change.
u cursed
@small fjord he's lieing right?
she plays an evil harp and curses people with it
Yes, I would never curse a fellow forg.
Shut it.

I knew itt 
Felix u need some bonks
how are topics sensitive
Omggg
arent people sensitive

Don’t cry.
6h
AHHHHH im sensitive to any mention of felix
A trash can. 
and that's y u aint invited to concert
u and jay
WHATTTTTT WHY
Okiee eule 
what did i do 😞
I'm driving so i won't feel nauseated 
i didnt create the world
Either some sort of Gummibärchen or Salzstangen.
What things?
gummigoo???
musical things
<@&305455824174710787>
<@&305455824174710787> its mr beast look!!
What?
no hes gonna SANGGG
Don’t know it.
its a show on netflix
I hope your voice cracks in the middle of singing hehe 
Don’t have Netflix.
I don’t accept friend requests.
And curry ketchup?
holy crap
and that's y u ain't invited
Samsang?
For the gummy bears not the aalzstangen
Absolutely not.
Oh okiee it's finee 🩵
samsung 😞
curry sauce
what has Sam sung
is mrmayhem invited
Ohh I forgot how to spell it 🙁
no
S26 ultra or something?
how tf did you forget how to spell it
its 2 letters jeez
I-T
how did Sam sing a phone
No no Andros eats gummy candy with curry ketchup
@crisp egret what do u have to do to this
question
I don't own their stuff
sam sang a galaxy
I....T.....
what is the plural of Kampfbinde I need it for an assignment on a book I'm analysing
thats how you spell it
Idk ask her or him or them
april fools
It?
pls im sorry i was joking the joke was "it"
Hi Kaosu
that
hii pookie
please dont execute me
It? Like the movie?
Hi
Hihi
yippee
Guten Morgen
hello
hi chat and chien
phosphorus
@polar galleon accept my friend request or I'll bonk you 😡
can you please invite me
?
I love kenshi yonezu @polar galleon
Nicht weinen
don't know tbh
She's panicking for some reason. She's roaming around the house scratching things around. She did let me pet her but not for so long
kampfbinden
kinda offended
thank you
Hi
Dame
U ain't invited but u can join still cuz anyone can join 
Lass uns über die Eiersuche sprechen
Hiiii
i'm doing an analysis of characterisation in a book
Halp
ayy
Halo
I'm doing Morris Gleitzman's Once so uhhh
@sonic ether suck it
U cant bonk me anyway
L
@turbid scarab is this true
Yes I can
Was ist charakterisierung
<bonk
Make sure she can see the door to return outside
Try
suck what
Ostern!!!
what is it
hiolet heye
is this supposed to be me
wouldn't you like to know
Oh mein Gott meine Oma kauft uns großes leckeres Spanferkel mit knuspriger Haut

yes
wouldnt you like a taste of the power
wouldnt you like to use more than words
Hallo 👀
heosu
Welcome.
@polar galleon disarms you and gives you a taste of your own medicine. Serves you right. 
hellookie
no im good
@sonic ether catpointandlaugh.gif
Omgg :c
Danke ☺️
She went outside 2 times and returned
catpointandlaugh.gif
Need help?
It doesn't work
ugh
hi good im skye
Not yet 🙂
Alright. It was a one time offer.
Spanferkel

Too late.
Nooo please 🥺
bonk @sonic ether
You have prescribed 495 bonks to @sonic ether. 
Nooo Skye is cool why did you bonk herr
Bonk Felix
No he doesn't
so so bad
in 3 hours
bonk @polar galleon
You have prescribed 206 bonks to @polar galleon. 
its in the name
I gotchu
is what true?
Thanksss 
Get bonked
how are you?
look at the reply
o, yeah
hia
I dip them in the JA! brand curry ketchup
I’m good
U r not invited to my concert ||but pls come anyway I sing 5 languages||
I like the red gummis for it, the ones with the unicorns, the gorillas are goog too
@hasty mica kommste zum Konzert mit?
wann?

Longest 3 hours of my life
What will I get if I come?
nice 
Apart from that?
A bonk
Bonk Felix please
Shocker
It's actually a mukbang. Yall come watch Felix eat noodles
peak
I hope your voice cracks in the middle of singing

Große Jungs
U are uninvited twice over
will see when it's time, I'll look at it lol
what if the uninvited person will come
will they get banned for tresspassing
Anyone can come lol I cant stop yall
Lol
🍪
wat
ich weiB nicht why everyone is getting so worked up about this
what what 😭

getting an invitation is more pleasing than coming while being uninvited
Nom 
Ok fine ur invited
Thanks 🩵
thats not where i was leading but sure
Am I invited:)
hi skye im muyrrrr
i will come if i remember
Yes
give her a schroedingers invitation
You're all invited
is it even proper language to use ekelhaft why is it teaching that
Tell ur friends and families and neighbors
Omg Yess thank Felix 
i will tell my cat to comr
Ok Felix schlep
Good night
no problem. i hope the poison isn't a problem 
No can do.
WHAT

Ekelhaft is a word yes

Although there is also eklig
thats subjective
Sounds like a you problem.
ekelhaft is very informal yes?
my cat just washed himself and now im petting him again so he will have to wash himself again
How is that subjective 😭
:c
Idk what you mean
you could also say that the cookie i happened to give you just happened to have a substance in it that happened to be poisonous to humans, which you happen to be
so don't blame me.
Give me the cureee
😭
Is eklig a more formal word than ekelhaft
Mia look she poisoned me 🙁
estrogen spiked cookie
it's pure mercury
Pure mercury cookie?
that's also a good idea
Won't that break my teeth?
🙂↕️
idk i think she's always right
thanks for backing up the righteous side, babe 😌
She should be left because it's the left way to go
transgender roulette
Now you want to make me toothless? 🙁
it's liquid, in the cookie
It's heavy won't it just leak out?
😭 funny that it will not do anything
but what if the person is on hrt
would be inconvenient
Hi everyone
I think the bullet might still kill you
my cat crashed
well its a metaphor
Hi powergrid
Poor little creature
hi pookie bear
Hihi 
maybe a bit but you have to be off hormones for a while for any real effect
but maybe this bullet got a lot of it inside 😭
Katosu hand reveal
Showww
now we know she's white
did you guys ever watch a movie called Lucy
wooow (as if you didnt see my hands earlier)
Boy girl?
top boy
bottom girl
The love hating
(not in that way)
i don rember but yes
😂
so vanilla
Omgg so cutee
may you suffer a terrible fate for this
vro
Both sides of the pillow warm?
worse
Or wet socks 🧦
🧦
hot feet in bed even if they're out of the blankets
🧦
socks 88% wet
shared brain eating amoeba
eugh
i hope mushrooms start growing on your feet
real n true
Shared with who?
mia
Noo not mia
if i had a coin for every time a mushroom grew on a carpet inside my home-
Test
i would have 2

wha 😭
which is not a lot.
but weird that it happened twice
damn a whole mushroom
how does that happen
Wat? 😭
You need to start ventilating your house
huh
Literal mushroom
Show
if i find the pic...
wtfffff
free food
eat it to become better
Have too took picture of this mushrooms
kaosus indoor garden
Did you eat it?
Ok I'm puzzled how does a mushroom grow on carpet 😭
Mushrooms come after rain right?
Did it rain in your room?

KYAAA JANE DOE
No they just like moisture
If you water your carpet regularly
tu cosita
Or let ur water pipes break and leak in the walls...
April fools
I don't think both of those things happened
Maybe it was cats pee?
but
In my bathroom*
You have a carpet in your bathroom?
U see, pipes broke
THIS
it "rained" in your bathroom
Wtf
Due to my home's condition (war and all that) there was a point where rain easily came through the cracks
Huhh
And it got on the carpet
No one noticed it until one day, i decided to look in that corner where the mushroom was growing
Who puts carpets in their bathroom 😭
I was very confused on to like "huh wtf is this" and then i realized that its a mushroom
Thin, dark brown mushroom
Growing out of a carpet
😂
@proper tide
Omg this is too funny
Was it also on carpet?
The same thing, but i think the mushrooms were smaller and spread out, and it was a different carpet
yess
Our windows were broken so rain was just coming down right inside the baalcony
Lol buy different carpets then Those might be filled with mushroom seeds
😭
"mushroom spores" are literally everywhere
They're in the air you're breathing right now
oo
They're on the veggies u eat every day
And rain basically just made these spores grow
Does that mean I'm a mushroom?
i will accommodate the Mold

Mold is a fungus
Must be a fungi 
Even if you wash them and put them somewhere mold will appear, right? That's fungus
Damn poor veggies
Technically the mushrooms are mold and... the mold grew into a whole mushroom
thats my theory
I'm not a fungus okk
Noo I mean like
I think mold and typical mushrooms are different spores tbh but
Fun guy, making a silly joke
well safe to say we didnt eat the mushrooms but it was quite confusing that it happened
Still all the spores are everywhere
:c

damn
I saw some reddit posts on bathroom fungi and most of the times they're edible (don't take this as advice. Do not eat)
Wait I remembered something
What.
oh god
so its a "normal" occurence
Normal if you have water damage yes
i like this last person
I personally never had fungi in my walls but my walls also aren't made of cardboard
well sorry that a fucking missile hit my roof 😭
Ong cool pfp!
I'm not blaming you lol
One time it rained and 2 mushrooms grew in our yard on SOLID CONCRETE idk how that's possible but it happened lol they were white ones
oof
Ty!!
I asked a friend to commission it for me
Your pfp is adorable
pizdec
i mean its fine it got repaired but
piss deck?
livable
my walls r strong
I got a new phone number due to spam calls and
no
but im stronger
in the USA I had a wall that got moldy
I just had my first spam call from ESTONIA 
@pine lion, 4 hours ago
You asked to be reminded about "take your damn pills"
[Jump to message](#general message)
Not again
that's me, i escaped
rekt
Is it maybe a website leaking your info?
Our neighborhood also survived a war lol there are literal sniper bullets holes on the walls
accept it, estonians can do no wrong
ahh fellow child of war
I JUST changed the number
omg pls take me with u to estonia
I didn't even add it to eg discord yet
well unlucky then
They just call random numbers
oh
I just checked my call blocker I already got a ton of spam calls rip
Oof
😂
not the best experience, id rate it 5/10
hi kaosu
hi lexlex
Lol
Everything is a harmonic oscillator if you're brave enough
hi mia
cant wait to get my city attacked as well
hi todd
hi lexie
wha
Hi lexie
waiting for my turn
hi skye
Whyyyy 😭
I can't sleep
sarcasm
Welps
i DONT
HEY LEXIEEEE!! 😁😁😁
no
It is almost morning
Track running?
good morning usa
fym no
One more hour until work
whatdo
what
brav gewartet 🙂↕️
i bet skye was a bully at schhool
im still in school
Good morning (insert sad face cuz I got a 8 am class
i shall assert my dominance
what dominance
good point
And i've just got back from the doctors. They stitched me
his car is so bad this year
and I wasted half a day for my move in date 😭
The paperwork man, I just can't, more work, what a hassle.
thank u
no, thank you
<@&305455824174710787>
<@&305455824174710787>
Yeah ts is so bad that he's thinking about retirement 😭
im banned from that server
what did you do 😭
<@&305455824174710787>
said quebecois was better
Hated on France too hard?
NO, THANK YOU
Do marathon duh
they seem sensitive
Idk why people hate france
In 8h from now I'll be here
Sub one hour marathon would be crazy
NO I INSIST, THANK YOUUUUU
I would read or something tbh :3
yeah lmao
It's not that bad until they are from india
Where that
right
LINDAUUUUU
my point still stands
Maths
yeahh 😭😭
I only get genuine calls from India 
ich versuche gerade fortnite zu aktualisieren
i'm always right :p
They don't know German over there yet
ballerina cappuccino in fortniite
But I speak English
Aaaa ja
Hope you survive
NO I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT BUT THANK YOU
If you're happy and u know it clap ur hands
no way?
😞
I mean the spam call centers 😭
You're*
If your happy and u know it clap ur hands
clap clap.
Yes you're
You are happy?
Whats the best job in the world?
They also speak English. I can send you some spam calls I recorded in the past. I used to mess with them
job your love
hartzen
if youre kaokao and you know it clap your hands!
Lol send
clap clap...
I'm tired af
hi violet
What's that
hi lexie

OIDE WOS IS DES I KAU MA NET ANBILDEN DASSS GSCHEIT VÜ ZU AKTUALISIERA IS
nnnnoooooo skylaarrr
whattttt :(
On*
What if I'm underpaid?
not the braintot gamer
internet is non existent
I know my kids songs
expertrei
sorry have u like ever spoken to me 😭😭😭
bmw :D
and the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand
hartz4 und der tag gehört dir 🌈
get paid more
is rocket leagueee
Ahh I see
Do you have any.... LEMONADE?
maybe that was when i chose to stay fallen
isnt this that one song
Waddle waddle
no it isnt
...
hey
that two song
u cant use emoji
gaslight successful
meow
hi waffle
☹️
only me can 😇
why not
hai
🐈⬛
I guess I'll just go to university to eat bc idk what do
THERE CAN BE ONLYY ONEEE!!!!
Hmm what if I blocked you from using the entire unicode range for emotes and revoked your server emoji perms 
no :c
Mods doing their job???!!!!
JOB???!!!!
Watch anime
BIG NEWS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED
Eh I'm too picky
wow is this u
Or find a different job?
JOB??!!!!
yes
What's your fav genre
AN ALLE HARTZER:INNEN 🩷
You have administered 469 pats to @willow oak's feline companion.
almost a natural 20...
69
Kaosu find a job for me
Ello
Salutations.
come to my home, i have an idea what job we can do
🪃
Me can go a few mo’ days without showah
Warmest greetings.
secret.
that works
and she says shes so american
damn why'd she say that for
geheimnis
idk ask olivia rodrigo
why my cat does a "mrrp" noise when he jumps up
Kaosu will invite you to their home and do things with you
unethical experiments
its his attack voice line
element of confusion
You can tell in DMs if you want 
[insert political song lyrics]
WAS HABE ICH GEMACHT, UM DASS DU MIR ERZÄHLST DASS ICH NICHT BENOMMEN HABE 😭😭
nur dass jemand so amerikanisch ist
vielleicht geht's um das was du nicht gemacht hast
donbass chest' i gordost naroda-
With me? Yess pleaseee I Wana work with Kaosu
what is gemacht
vieles habe ich nicht gemacht
die welt zu werken beispielweise
done
IM SKYLAR WHITE YO
what did u do
hi skylar white yo
genau
that doesn't answer my question
I won't use what we will sell I swear 🙂
I just felt like saying it tbh
thats what they all say
herr chaos weiß was ich gemacht habe
true they sell me HRT and it comes in a biiiig box that has "HRT" sharpied on it
am I herr chaos
But I'm special ✨
yes
thats flattering
true!!
You aren't strange
I will be referred to as Herr chaos thus forth
and then i take a bite
Ty father
SIAMESEEE
aww theyre so cute
no.
😭
its not siamese
no.
Is the job to take care of your cat?
maybe its rcta
hes so cool
i wouldnt dare you to

Tell me the job description 
me go out to feed street cats sometimes yo
forbes ahh picture
💀
the pic with the cat covering a little girls mouth
shwjwhwjjw
those... who.... know?
!!
Eg I love psychological stuff, but also funny stuff but also RPG like stuff but also... Everything
those who know 💀💀💀💀☠️💀☠️💀
Yes ikk 😭
good
i dont but it sounds funny
I hate my life. 

Why
I feel all reaction gifs would be better if they had boykisser in them
I should slap you /lh
Dont
okay
Respect your elders, girl
Was at the dentist and have to go back there next month. 
i keep getting emails from arnold schwarzenegger what do i do everyone
reply
for the past couple months btw
Boykisser?
For checkup?
hes telling me to get exercise 😭😭😭
reply
with what
comply
no
No, I was there for a checkup today, he didn’t like what he saw, so I have to go back so that he can correct it. 
interesting
go on a hike skye.
speaking of teeth
im in london, where the hell do i hike to
omg teeth
the other side of london
Well that's ok!
i have AMAZING teeth
up the buildings
allegedly
No, it’s scary.

me has good teeth
Lol
share
i like going to the dentist anyways
I believe you
Is it cavities?
but here's the brusher
im not going to the north 😭😭😭
NO
spiderman?
ERONG REPLY
girl
What
yes
Poor eule
I MEANT TO SEND IT TO MIA
Yes. 
And at some point he wants to steal some of my teeth. 
wrong number...
send it again
THE WHOLE TEETH?
no
Or just parts
4 I think.
you should have seen it miamia
Wisdom teeth?
I love going to the Dentist
Yes.
It's so much fun
ich bin verwirrt
if ur dentist from da UK?
My dentist said a lot of wisdom teeth removals are done unnecessarily
And u can usually just keep them unless they bother
I don’t. 
okay psychopath
i had 2 removed then ran out of money to remove more (I was in the USA haha lmao)
im gonna love you and leave you guys (except for || ||)
They are bothering my other teeth. 
Maybe u can get a second opinion from another dentist if the wisdom teeth cause no issues for you?
then every other dentist since then has been like
so u can keep coming back lol
i get irked by the feeling of peoples tools and gloved hands in my mouth
what about evil doctors
why were they removed
Ah yeah then that's bad
the other two are fine, so those two were probably fine too
but my USA dentist said all 4 have to come out
It was not about the explosion
It was about sending a message
Yes, that is why he wants to steal them.
What?
they stole your teeth andros
hi petri
y'all shoulda seen me off the anesthesia when i got my wisdom teeth removed
hi petri
and my money, they did a lot of work that had to be re-done after getting back to germany
She deleted one
My dentist initially said we should remove the wisdom teeth ASAP because I had really, really bad teeth, lots of cavities, and she was scared it'll spread to them and they're hard to brush
how was it
it was terrible quality and cost like 20k USD
Haven't met one
shhhhhh
the work in germany to redo it all was like 600€
Ping.
i want my teeth removed without anesthesia
Pong
for more work than what the american dentist did
But then I started going regularly and my teeth are good and now she said I can keep the wisdom teeth!

oh ew what
U really wanna hear ur bones crack and break???
darn mericans
Im not sure
I want to be asleep, but I fear that isn’t possible. 
You hate yourself or something?
Why not? Risky?
my interactions with doctors in the US has it at about a 1:20 ratio of good to evil
it was fine i just said crazy shit
Like right now or during surgery?
Yes
theyre all in it for the money there
It's all about "hallo"s in #general-2
to be fair
During surgery.
Why is that bad
Good luck :(
i dont think alot of dentists had the innate passion of working on peoples teeth
Did I say it's bad?
Being asleep on teeth surgery is like an extra 600 euro that insurance doesn't cover but
Thanks.
Noo why? 
You're implying it is
I'll happily pay that
ya but in every other country I lived in (4), this wasnt a problem
except the UK kinda
UK doctors also a lil shady
As long as I don't pass out from the pain it's fine tbh
Nein I just said bc ppl just say hallo and no one makes any conversation 😭

Goated chat
It's good people to greet eachother
Hallo
My hg just said she'd rather die than have me do her makeup💀 😔
oh no i dont doubt the americans did it worse their entire healthcare is wack 😭
No anesthesia + a trainee gets to do the surgery mhhmm
Servus
Hg? Hag?
Homegirl
Pokemon Heartgold

Neo is dating a hag!!!
quiksilver
Let's tlak about something
mercury
id let u do mine
you're the best

If you have makeup, you can do mine too, because I have none.
Sure
Yeah
TW: needles and stuff
||I remember when I had my blood taken and it was done by some student so they actually pierced through the vessel 😌 They did it twice, too. And they were confused why they couldn't get any blood. Then another person did it and succeeded 🙏||

auauaua
||Had a bruise then. Was fun||
What should we talk about
Wasn't all that painful tbh
Literally every time
Omg how are even qualified for such a job then?
It was like at 6 am i think 😭
The day that I met you I started dreaming
Idk
About how nice @thick iron Is
hi
my first time absolutely was
it's why i'm still kind of afraid of getting blood test for HRT
April fool's it is I'm aware 😈
For starters let's respond quicker
And then I have an injury and the doctor goes
"so with an injury like this, when you bandage it, do NOT move the arm in THIS WAY" moves my arm in ways that broke it more
Like on the second

For you I can be fool forever
Right on the second
WHAT THE HELL 😭
Poor Natsu 🫂
Poor EVERY PATIENT
Okay okay
ok i'm tapping out of this chat
too much medical talk eep
They say love is a song for fools who are wise enough to sing along
😈
see y'all in like 30 minutes
I feel like doctors are the LEAST SENSITIVE because they just KNOW it won't kill us
it is
oh
Is it? Yes
banjo is alowed
Well I care about Natsu specifically
Who has broken a bone before?



