This time around I'll be listening to the rolleds too!
Tracking:
- Times that a character hits 0 HP
- Objects added/removed from the briefcase of holding
- Ideas for Gillion net symbols
#KLAD's Riptide Rewatch Journal
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Starting from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsp72oB3f9g&list=PLlDdLy-1g17ZQlKROSatxk7uGovsBwQ8p
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oohh arlin has stripey pants and suspenders... chip was trying to look like him? 
oh boy the sea creatures
- piss dolphin
- cum shark
- elusive crawfish
- beehorse
- z horse, i guess
YEEAAHHH CHIP!!! BABY CHIP
LITTLE CHIBO!!!
ohhghn and he has a little knife
what do you have? A KNIFE! NOOOO
you know what that smell is?
(arlin farts on chip)
that would be funny
that smell is adventure
hot dog time
🌭
- b, c, d, e fish
- p fish
captain rose announcing his marriage ohohoughlrihg
price's mom
JUG!!
THE HELMSMAN
THE HELMMMMM JUG THE HELLLMM
"there are 4 ropes. (stares at players"
yeah
chip vs lizzie hot dog contest
i might put the 0 hp and the briefcase stuff in my personal notes so i don't have to keep google docs open all the time
will share if anyone asks but otherwise. yeah
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"that woman has to be a special kind of messed up to want our captain"
SHE'S
REUBEN'S MOM
i l/ove the full circle of arm wrestling jug
glizzy guzzler (hot dog devourer)
chippy takes a sippy of the ale before the hot sauce
- sea pickles, from sea cucumbers who lived in pickled waters
"does anyone want to pee in finn's mouth?" EXCUSE ME?
"maybe a hole will open up in the sea and we'll fall in"
yeah
yeah.
finn thinking about having kids
YEAH
"she's pregnant"
"how did that happen? you've been on the ship the whole time this past year"
finn nodding sagely: ah, the cum shark
- fog frogs
- scream fish
- bass
grizzly trying really hard to do realistic sailing in the black rose one shot and then giving up on that during riptide. real
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"sharp, black, tar-like sickles"
might they be
slime sickles?
Finn uses the trident of fish command to cast Dominate Beast on the kraken and says "Come show me your beautiful face"
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Oooh arlin's wave tattoos are moving tattoos that's so cool
CHIP NO
CHIP!!
i once read a fic where
chip referred to arlin as dad
that fucking got me right here -> ❤️
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lmfao my content filter locked me out of the page when cigarette showed up in the subtitles
good job drey
you're a bad influence on chip 💔
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just got to the pathetic riddle about the heads and tails
oh my god i almost want to skip past it
"cum sharks can smell it from 10 miles away"
"smell what?"
omg they're at the stairs!
AND THERE'S THE BUTTER
FINN FLASHBACK TIME
GILLIONNNNN
the chip flashback..
chip stabbing arlin...
ohhh my god the same dagger that he had as a little kid
"Thanks for nothing, old man. I never needed you anyway."
IF THIS FUCKING HAPPENS
OH MY GOD
gfhtnhlgfdhlrt drey slipping on the butter
please please please let the butter still be there
uncut nest
IF THIS FUCKING HAPPENS
(I secretly really hope it does cuz that would be awsome)
uncut nest
Ohh idk..
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omg so drey grabbed the egg
OH MY GOD
so his hands were so fucking buttery
that the egg fell out and turned everything black
and that's where it all started
onto the rolled for the black rose pirates
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"chip is there because i wanna play chip in a main campaign, if we do it"
OHOHOHOHOH SO IT WAS PLANNED ALL ALONG
charlie: finn would be the grandpa of the character i want to play
OHOHOHOHHOHOOHGOGH
though they spontaneously made up the name gillion in the oneshot so that wasn't decided yet
ok done with the rolled onto the prequel episode with chip and jay
i couldn't find a rolled corresponding to that so after this i'll go to episode 1
"chip is coming out of the closet! yeaahhh!!"
HAHAHHA someone ordered fish and chips at the eagle's den
bizly's 🖕 🖕
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oh my god chip is SUCH a bastard
he's literally trying to steal people's wallets at the tavern
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lmao poor chibo and the poisoned barbs
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lmfaooooo chip being a fucking idiot and trying to trick the thieves into thinking that his thieves tools arent thieves tools
another cringe moment that i desperately want to skip but will force myself to get through anyway
"gillion tidestrider is my inspiration. i'm never beating the allegations"
hahhahahanstoehfu dglrtdh
lmao i love the wet willy attack
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prequel done TIME FOR EPISODE OOOONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urto8Im0B1U
MARSHALL JOOOHN
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omg we forgot that he wears teeny little reading glasses
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squirties\
"this is beer" "it's a victory drink but not blood?"
IS THERE BLOOD IN SQUIRTIES
ep 1 done
then ep 2 then ep 3 then the rolled for 1-3
time to explode the ship
the "ship"
tiny stupid little boat
(gillion voice) i got my fish stick stuck in the fridge
SHUT UP
gillion's old voice is so
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chibo trauma time
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HAHAHHAHAHA
💥 ⛵ 💥
THEY HAD 5000 GOLD??
goodbye
G: The pirates' life for me, yes. Is this the pirate's life?
C: No, this is more like, um
C: I don't know whose life this is, I don't think anyone's this dumb to do this
G: This is my life, and no matter where I go I cannot escape it
ough gillion's immense guilt
he's so silly but he's also.
man
this is right after he got kicked out of the undersea for fucking up
WOOOO EARL
i only know fish jokes i don't think they're gonna land
one more episode and then i'll listen to 1-3 rolled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYk2DiLJEao
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AMANDA!!
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ep 3 done onto the rolled :>
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listening to the rolled
they love the chip and gillion dynamic, huh? yeah? they like it?
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"if i went swimming in alcohol would i get drunk from breathing it?" FLRCDHBSNTHFDLRC
GILLION SWIMMING IN A POOL OF BEER
(gillion voice) when i pee in the ocean nobody knows. and i'm always doing it
awful
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onto episode 4 (why the fuck am i still awake)