lost-ark-discussions

[faint grove]

At least eu gets meter

[surreal gyro]

yes it was just me and 20 other people

we were on lockdown

[uncut dirge]

Wait

[burnt tree]

Im islanding

[uncut dirge]

When does it start

Fuck I forgot about it

[swift tree]

League? Today at some point

[gusty bramble]

did you guys pass ammo to one another with a stick to participate in social distancing?

jk jk

[surreal gyro]

xdddd

it was horrible

also men are so nasty

[tulip charm]

wtf? First wrench just went up

[burnt tree]

At Larisa i actually had to shoot ngl

[uncut dirge]

Are the people running your conscription competent?

[burnt tree]

No

[swift tree]

Well we're talking about Greek men

[gusty bramble]

what wrench?

[surreal gyro]

im sure this is universal

[burnt tree]

Just office dwellers acting like heroes

[tulip charm]

Update wrench 🔧

[surreal gyro]

like they wouldnt take a shower daily during fkin summer

[swift tree]

oh for some... bet exuberance

[surreal gyro]

they wouldnt wash their uniforms

[gusty bramble]

wtf

[surreal gyro]

they would wear the same sweaty shirts for days

[swift tree]

If I was in the military, I would... at home though is different

[burnt tree]

I had to report a female trainer for having a relationship with another trainer in the base

[surreal gyro]

kekw

[uncut dirge]

Because here a few years back a conscript unit was told to go through a river, then set up camp, then take the camp down, then sit in the back of an open truck being shuttled across the area, then told to sit and wait... In winter in -10C weather

[burnt tree]

Cause she ruined my mood during lunch

[gusty bramble]

dude they were trying to multiply

[uncut dirge]

A bunch of the guys got frostbite

[surreal gyro]

ok petty Sathona

[swift tree]

wtf

[burnt tree]

But the night i was guarding the entrance she was flirting with me

[surreal gyro]

oop

[limpid wind]

based

[burnt tree]

Sent her packing

[limpid wind]

did u crack

o

[surreal gyro]

i was hit on by a guy in the military

[burnt tree]

The commander was awesome during training

[swift tree]

?

[surreal gyro]

what

hahaha

its common

[burnt tree]

I was drinking ouzo when we were returning and the same woman asked why i brought it in. I asked her if she wants some and she just took 2-3 sips and gave it back

[gusty bramble]

im asking from a citizen perspective, but do you guy still have habits from serving?

[burnt tree]

[gusty bramble]

or is that life behind yall?

[burnt tree]

God military was crazy

[surreal gyro]

yes. smoking

[burnt tree]

I told her "thanks for the kiss"

[gusty bramble]

[burnt tree]

Was awkward afterwards

[surreal gyro]

Sathonas first kiss was so weird

[burnt tree]

No lol

It wasn't my first

[surreal gyro]

[uncut dirge]

Exuberance was that woman huh

[burnt tree]

But i liked teasing her

[gusty bramble]

so you enjoy glass lips eh?

[burnt tree]

Cause i had caught her drunk during sunday break

[surreal gyro]

im not a woman T_T

[burnt tree]

Sometimes it takes a man to be the best girl

[surreal gyro]

Sathona making all the ladies drunk

[swift tree]

Hence the

[gusty bramble]

did you hit back the guy btw?

[uncut dirge]

✂️

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-off-discord-loogging-off-disocord-gif-25970037

[slow saddle]

yet

[swift tree]

still would

[burnt tree]

Lmao

[limpid wind]

[surreal gyro]

shhh

[burnt tree]

If you fight with others in army they will ruin your life

[swift tree]

also easiest way to get court martialed

[burnt tree]

One of our guys hit a guy hitting on his mother at the bar with a bottle and he got fkd

[surreal gyro]

oh

i was like what

[swift tree]

I had to read that twice too, not just on you

[burnt tree]

Lmao

[swift tree]

read like the guy hit his mother with the bottle and was like... ???

https://tenor.com/view/look-gif-12650304031763330694

[surreal gyro]

xddd same

[burnt tree]

I think faster than i type, it happens all the time

[swift tree]

same

ADHD go brrr

[surreal gyro]

i thought its the other way around

[gusty bramble]

so being hit is fine but hitting back isnt?

[burnt tree]

Specially on phone

[burnt tree]

Hitting as in flirting

[gusty bramble]

ohhh

my bad

[burnt tree]

But he broke the bottle on the dudes head

[swift tree]

when you hitting the hitter on the hits hitting hitter

[surreal gyro]

hitting the hitter hitting on you

[burnt tree]

Tho it was the only incident we had

[swift tree]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-slapping-slapped-slaps-face-slap-happy-gif-23993613

[burnt tree]

So it was mostly fine

[surreal gyro]

u had fun sathona

look at all these stories you can tell now

[burnt tree]

Oh yeah and the second night there a guy found out his gf had already started cheating on him

[gusty bramble]

exu only has the island to talk about

[swift tree]

That era of my life was spent fumbling through a double degree to graduate into COVID

[surreal gyro]

i have a lot to talk about

xd

[burnt tree]

Happens frfr

[surreal gyro]

COVID was something for most of us

[burnt tree]

Im just glad i didn't go during covid

[surreal gyro]

yes trust me it was horrible

and i was 26 back then

[gusty bramble]

why is going to the army also mean the gf gonna cheat?

is it some sort of curse?

[burnt tree]

Yes

[surreal gyro]

idk ask them

[burnt tree]

^

[surreal gyro]

cause my partner at that time also cheated on me while i was in the military

[gusty bramble]

like i said im asking from a citizen perspective

[burnt tree]

If you're going in the army you go in single

[swift tree]

no guarantee if/when bf comes back and gets lonely / its easier to handle things with another partner

[burnt tree]

I went in the army in a relationship and we broke up halfway in xD

[gusty bramble]

no i mean, are you like not seeing your girl/boy for a long time?

[surreal gyro]

i mean u get back within 9 months here

[swift tree]

well ye (for some countries)

[burnt tree]

Yes and no

Depends where you're deployed

[surreal gyro]

i mean now they changed it but back then it was like that

and u could apply to be moved closer to your hometown

[gusty bramble]

so you mean to say that the curse makes it so the relationship becomes long distance and because of that it snaps?

[burnt tree]

At Larisa they told me Araksos is the closest they could get me, if they could get me closer they would

They liked me

[surreal gyro]

Yes, but imo communication should be part of everything if that person cheats on you then its just for the best they were not the one

[swift tree]

but are you the one

[surreal gyro]

if you cant handle the long-distance say it and break up

[swift tree]

[burnt tree]

When i broke up i was at Rhodes, so i was over her pretty fast

[errant fable]

[burnt tree]

Because August at Rhodes is very fun

[surreal gyro]

how long were u together

[burnt tree]

6 months so it wasn't much

[surreal gyro]

ah thats why

xd

[burnt tree]

But i liked her ngl

[surreal gyro]

eh sometimes its for the best

[burnt tree]

However too many accusations of me starting fights when we haven't had one in months

[swift tree]

time to break out the popcorn

[burnt tree]

So i was over it pretty fast, i don't like being mischaracterized

[surreal gyro]

yeah at some point when fights start over nothing its a sign that it's just not going well

[burnt tree]

The issue was there were no fights

We hadn't argued in 3 months when she brought up we always fought

I went through our texts and there was no fights lmaooo

[surreal gyro]

oh

well maybe in her head she was fighting

[gusty bramble]

i bet thats how she exits her day job

[surreal gyro]

or had tension built up

[burnt tree]

I couldn't talk much on the phone with her because of the military to have a fight either

So yeah idk just got over it

[gusty bramble]

how long ago was that?

[surreal gyro]

its funny cause its always the person being left behind that has the problem, not the person who deals with all this stress of having to do military service

[sand marsh]

@surreal gyro lol

i dont mean to beat a dead horse but....

https://www.inven.co.kr/board/lostark/6271/3531771?my=chuchu

the drama made it to inven

[surreal gyro]

it did? lmao

oh great

[swift tree]

That means it will reach Smilegate

[surreal gyro]

well the Koreans are laughing at us

good

[swift tree]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-evil-laugh-gif-18533132

[sand marsh]

[burnt tree]

Hahaha

[surreal gyro]

🙂

[burnt tree]

Lmao

Lost Ark is still profitable btw

[swift tree]

KR are assuming NA/RU are going to EoS

they said same shit on Kakus video about Roxx/Henry

[swift tree]

[sand marsh]

[tulip charm]

This is prob the Korean version of nipples from here

[surreal gyro]

i cant stand LOA KR players

they get on my nerves

[tulip charm]

You need to post eu Epstein list on that thread immediately

[swift tree]

@uncut dirge When League starts

[burnt tree]

Inven users are as insufferable as redditors, but they got more sense of humour

[surreal gyro]

yeah

its a worse version of reddit

xzd

[burnt tree]

XD

[surreal gyro]

i mean LoA reddit is kinda dying out currently

[swift tree]

slightly less neckbeard

[burnt tree]

Yeah

Also im surprised i didn't lose signal yet

[sand marsh]

im not gonna post it here but

u can run a python script

[burnt tree]

After mhlos

[sand marsh]

and see who is banned

pretty funny to see all these names

[tulip charm]

Actually real talk, when was the last time ags even banned anyone? 2023?

[burnt tree]

Wait who did AGS bann recently

[surreal gyro]

no theyve been banning people well into 2025 as well

[swift tree]

When was the last time someone got a support ticket response?

[surreal gyro]

i had a lot of static members/ guild mates get banned

[burnt tree]

Exu in a sus guild

[surreal gyro]

back in the days

i was in a greek guild

they all RMT'ed lvl 10 gems on clown release

all got banned

[swift tree]

say less

[burnt tree]

Good riddance

[surreal gyro]

xd

[tulip charm]

Send me gyros and lamp chops plz

[burnt tree]

Avoided greek guilds like the plague

[surreal gyro]

and they wrote a 10 paragraph letter in discord about how shit the game is

[tulip charm]

🥙

[surreal gyro]

and i was like gtfo

xd

Yes it was a mistake

cringe af guild

[burnt tree]

There's still a greek guild around i think tho i see them less

[surreal gyro]

then in voldis, 2 of my static members got banned for RMT

[burnt tree]

Greek Titans or something

[surreal gyro]

yes it was Greek Titans

[burnt tree]

Oh it was them? Lmaooo

[surreal gyro]

yes back in the early days

the guild was huge

and i was playing with 5 friends of mine who we played MMOs together

[gusty bramble]

i had a friend who got banned for chaos botting but got unbanned afterwards. apparently if you pay enough you can get that thing happening

[sand marsh]

@surreal gyro

[surreal gyro]

the biggest banwave they did recently was to the chaos botters

[sand marsh]

[surreal gyro]

OH HERE WE GO

[gusty bramble]

[burnt tree]

Are the servers up already or wot

[sand marsh]

no

that was b4 servers went down

[burnt tree]

Oh lmao

[sand marsh]

lets all make a lobby

titled

"Venoms did nothing wrong"

gogo!!

[slow saddle]

naw

[surreal gyro]

#FREEVENOMS

[slow saddle]

gonna make my lobby title

[burnt tree]

He didn't technically

[gusty bramble]

@swift tree so is serca new region or are we still in shushire?

[slow saddle]

ban all cheaters

[surreal gyro]

sushire

[gusty bramble]

so we still wont go to the new ocean yet then?

[surreal gyro]

no

[gusty bramble]

sadge

[surreal gyro]

in june we will get the small expansion

and during June Summer LOAON will happen where they will showcase the bigger map expansion with the islands and the new areas

and i hope by that time we will also know if we will be playing the game or not

[gusty bramble]

they will probably showcase the new male class too

[surreal gyro]

yes

[gusty bramble]

bets on male samurai

[surreal gyro]

i think its a male mage this time

this twink priest we have

looks like a male mage preset

[bleak zinc]

Male Aeromancer the Aeroman

[gusty bramble]

if its a male samurai could be an aeroman

the better aeromancer

[bleak zinc]

[sand marsh]

wait....

there's a name on here

[loud vortex]

Isn't it a male loli or something?

[potent dagger]

The buff big boy from that one Story Mission

[sand marsh]

that i know very well

uh oh

[gusty bramble]

hasnt that been almost every loaon so far?

[surreal gyro]

in the context of AGS supporting the game further or SG taking over

[tulip charm]

I really really hope smg address this issue, so global players are not left in this limbo state hesitating to spend $ on the game

[gusty bramble]

its always like everything hinges on this loaon

or that loaon

[ebon snow]

It will be male arcana, trust. A super edgy cool anime antagonist kind of guy

[tulip charm]

But going by loaon’s previous records, they don’t say shit about global

[gusty bramble]

oh

[surreal gyro]

yes there was a discussion on reddit and it looks like a lot of players quit with the firing of Rox/Henry

[tulip charm]

It will be female special gunner, trust

[burnt tree]

A korean game ain't getting s samurai class

History people

[gusty bramble]

murimurai

[surreal gyro]

i dont think we will go above 14k CCU peak today

[ebon snow]

Who identifies as a male because of the gun?

[surreal gyro]

and thats me being super generous

[burnt tree]

12k ezpz

But this is the EU meta now

[ebon snow]

0 users maintenance extension

[burnt tree]

NA doesn't matter frfr

[sand marsh]

@surreal gyro

[tulip charm]

they will quit when Henry roxx leave, they will quit because no meter this reset, they will quit because lucky box event is back again, the will quit because a new raid came out, they will quit on guardian knight release, they will quit when we get compensation rewards in the mail

[surreal gyro]

u were blocked?

hahaha

[tulip charm]

Shore, shore they will quit

[gusty bramble]

they quit because frog release means more p2w

[surreal gyro]

yesa accurate

[ebon snow]

Tried loa ru out it plays really well

[surreal gyro]

never seen a game before where people quit with every new raid release hahaha

[ebon snow]

Guess I'll build a character in ru for eos

[surreal gyro]

if west is EOS then RU will as well

[gusty bramble]

eos due to ags gone not because of low ccu

[surreal gyro]

RU has less

SG is treating RU/West the same as a cluster

[ebon snow]

There's no way I can have a stable kr account tho

[tulip charm]

Muuuuhhh book investments!!! Quits

[surreal gyro]

you just accept that fact that it's over and move on to other games

did this with Blade and Soul , TERA

[ebon snow]

I might have to move to korea

[gusty bramble]

trans and elixir gone! quits

[swift tree]

this tbh

EoS here is more likely to do from AGS shuttering itself and not the game being economically viable

[faint grove]

Doomers need other peoples approval that quitting was justified

[surreal gyro]

thats why most people expect that SG will take over

[sand marsh]

'economically viable'

[surreal gyro]

but we will see

[swift tree]

net-profit

[loud vortex]

[sage tartan]

going to if im lucky servers should be up when i wake up

[sand marsh]

hand the game over to NCSoft

that'll be fun

[faint grove]

Publishing doesnt cost much

[swift tree]

When amazon owns their own server infrastructure, automates pretty much everything and localisation is done for them..
all AGS has to do is pay for the license

[sand marsh]

nah

give it to Blizzard

[surreal gyro]

it doesnt work like this

[swift tree]

So give it to Microsoft

[sand marsh]

yeah but blizzard

[swift tree]

ofc not

[sand marsh]

maplestory with better graphics

W

[surreal gyro]

i work in intragroup transactions , AGS needs to pay Amazon for the infastructure or they will have severe tax penalties

[faint grove]

If game wasnt profitable they wouldve squeezed it dry ages ago

[loud vortex]

I want my argos on valtan platform

[sand marsh]

true

[surreal gyro]

just because they are part of a group doesnt mean they have access to shit for free

[gusty bramble]

thats the thing going on right now. new world eos even tho the game was thriving but because ags collapsed, it collapsed too

[faint grove]

And the graphics of a snes game

[sand marsh]

tax penalties?

sir im an accountant, dats not how it works

[surreal gyro]

yes arm's length principle

[tulip charm]

Nty, I don’t wanna have to pay 30$ to play the next new raid 1 week before everybody else

[swift tree]

well yes, but the fee is sent to an offshore tax account like all major conglomerates

[surreal gyro]

transfer pricing

[swift tree]

licensing fee all the way up the vertically integrated corporate ladder

and then Amazon pays "Trademark Licensing Fee" to some random Cayman account

which happens to match Amazon's yearly profit

[gusty bramble]

bezos aint gonna bother with it, he dont even bother trying to grow a hair on his reflective head

[swift tree]

He's seen how the other corpos look with Turkey wigs/plugs

[tulip charm]

I wanna be the next howie Mandel, the next bezos or the next joe Rogan

[swift tree]

I just want everyone to be able to afford a home :L

[tulip charm]

Time to shave my head and become nodoly

[surreal gyro]

licensing fee to use Amazons rights you mean?

[ebon snow]

License deez

[gusty bramble]

i feel like best case scenario is that the supposedly recruiting smilegate west will take over

it will at least extend the life of the game in the west

[sand marsh]

'life'

[swift tree]

Intellectual Property Migration

[sand marsh]

wht life

[surreal gyro]

yes gotcha

[swift tree]

"Intellectual Property Migration: Companies transfer valuable intellectual property rights to subsidiaries in low-tax jurisdictions, then pay licensing fees to use their own IP" @surreal gyro

[gusty bramble]

but if we can only see as far as june, i doubt this game has much life in na anymore

[swift tree]

fwiw just putting info here for others

[tulip charm]

I woudnt say thats the best case scenario, I think that’s the ONLY scenario

[gusty bramble]

im not tryna doom, i really like the game

[surreal gyro]

im not very into the US framework

[sand marsh]

nah i feel ya. i rather read another manwha than raid most of the time

[swift tree]

AU introduced laws to ban IPM

[sand marsh]

we need weekly raid rotation tbh

doing the same raid over and over is zzzzzzzz

[surreal gyro]

but this should not be the case in Europe with the new restrictions from Pillar II (you have a minimum tax of 15% even in low tax jurisdictions)

[floral mortar]

Always a doomer

[gusty bramble]

[swift tree]

even monaco?

[gusty bramble]

stop enjoying the game please its gonna eos anyways

[sand marsh]

i am. there arent any tax penalties

i can promise u that

[tulip charm]

What happens if the raid rotation is kyangel and voldis? No one just logs on that week?

[slow saddle]

voldis is fun

[surreal gyro]

thers no way you dont have the arms length principle in the US for intragrou ptransactions

[gusty bramble]

voldis was fun, cutting elixirs wasnt

[sand marsh]

give us mythic+ dungeons in lost ark for byass dungeons

[swift tree]

this tbh

[surreal gyro]

you always need to charge for a service/good on the same price as the market

[gusty bramble]

if only they bring back my dear cow

with cheetos

and delete that nasty ass dragon instead

[swift tree]

just change the first mech to not be a forced wipe

[floral mortar]

Cutting ark grid isn’t fun either

[gusty bramble]

this fr

[swift tree]

make it so that Derg only kills people who fail counter/dps

[gusty bramble]

i was sadge when they removed cow from voldis, and he wasnt even able to reunite with prokel up in heaven (Trixion)

[tulip charm]

Just make it if someone sends a red counter or counter early in mordum, it becomes a server wide name annoucement

[gusty bramble]

they need to bring back the swimming part in the game, feel like its so underused

last time it was strike raid

[swift tree]

Gotta use the Mokoko huh sticker in the item icon for the Sidereal popup

[gusty bramble]

its only ever used thrice in the game

[surreal gyro]

dw we have just guard now on everything

[swift tree]

@uncut dirge League VI starts in like 20 mins

you were asking earlier

[gusty bramble]

if they bring back something like the underwater abyssal dungeon, that be fun imo

nightmare mode only allow very limited oxygen breathing

[swift tree]

iirc they're trying to make stuff level scale

[surreal gyro]

i mean we are getting a new abyssal dungeon

[gusty bramble]

oh yea i know that

just not underwater

[sand marsh]

It exist, this principle you speak of. But it's not as simple as you may it out to be. under sec 482 amazon has to treat transactions betwen its entities as if they were unrelated. however, there is a key nuance. Arm’s length ≠ identical pricing. pricing should be within reasonable market range based on comparable circumstances. in reality, large customers never pay the same AWS price. entprise custs negotiate with volume discounts, like EDP and PAA.

[swift tree]

Mobile version finally gets to flesh out underwater aspects of game

Hear me out... that dungeon shown in Mobile trailer is Sacria Ivory Tower

[surreal gyro]

i mean of course, im just simplifying it cause we are having a discord talk xd. regardless if AGS is not being charged within the market range for the services/licenses by Amazon they will have to adjust their CIT return

[sand marsh]

nah, they dont have to be charged within market range. thats the thing

[surreal gyro]

good luck supporting that in a tax audit

[tulip charm]

With all the disrespect, fk the mobile version

[sand marsh]

it can be supported xdd. enterprise customers get discounts all the time like i said above

it cant be free. but it can be heavily discounted

[swift tree]

Not going to play it, but they've gone all out on being able to build out worlds/locations with UE5 fully

[surreal gyro]

it can be discounded but you have to look at the functional part of each entity, if Amazon is givcing something cheapers to AGS why would they not give it to a third party for a higher price?

thats what the audit will look at

[swift tree]

Rohendel being partially underwater etc. that was deleted but originally in 2014 trailer

[surreal gyro]

if u give it cheap you are reducing the revenue of one of the entities

[gusty bramble]

i'll probably give it a shot but i dont have high expectations

unless they make a pc port like blue protocol where you can play from mobile and pc

[swift tree]

vs

[sand marsh]

based upon comparable circumstances is the thing. and amazon can charge whatever they want to anyone for AWS. you just can't make it arbitrary "free". IRS actually challenged this in the past whether internal pricing was within arms length

[sand marsh]

and the tax court agreed with amazon

holding the IRS commissioner as abusive

xdd

this was back in 2019

[tulip charm]

What if you made a tax channel, and become the next legal mindset of that YouTube category

I would watch it

[sand marsh]

too lazy

plus taxes are boring to most ppl

[surreal gyro]

i like tax debates hhaa

i dont know the details of this dispute Deathboi

but yes i dont want to get too technical

[gusty bramble]

and after that make an outdoor boys youtube channel?

[sand marsh]

i got off work 2 hours ago. tax deadline around the corner

[gusty bramble]

[sand marsh]

had to file so many returns today

[cyan fog]

serber when

[surreal gyro]

are you in the big 4

or industry?

[swift tree]

2h 40

[sand marsh]

big 4 in the US

not international

[cyan fog]

deathboi go to bed bro

[sand marsh]

i only work within the US

[surreal gyro]

ahh

[cyan fog]

isnt it like 3am+

[surreal gyro]

i was in EY then went to PWC

now im in industry

[sand marsh]

my aunt works for the top top

[tulip charm]

I really wish he kept going, I know he quit because he was starting to get bothered irl by random people recognizing him, and people ripping off his vids without citing all the time

[sand marsh]

she files returns for celeberties and shit

next level stuff

[tulip charm]

But surely there is something he can do about that

[surreal gyro]

oh damn

[sand marsh]

she gets paid a disgusting amount of money

[gusty bramble]

he still makes videos

[tulip charm]

Wait what?

[surreal gyro]

take over her portfolio after she retires

[sand marsh]

she aint retiring anytime soon haha

[gusty bramble]

idk if its the leftover project that he mentioned but i saw this

[tulip charm]

[gusty bramble]

im only interested in his snow shelter because im fascinated by snow (we dont have it here)

[loud vortex]

Come to Canada

We have tons of snow every year

[sand marsh]

any weebs in here. i need a manwha to read

[gusty bramble]

hard to do it from a 3rd world country with the 5th weakest currency in the world

but ive experienced snow before and it was a dream come true

felt like touching shaved ice that doesnt melt

[raw flower]

Pig

[gusty bramble]

jungle juice

manhwa or webtoon?

[loud vortex]

BangDream series

[raw flower]

Pigpen I mean

[gusty bramble]

i just rewatched the mobile trailer and i just realized how good it looked cinematically. looked like one of the 'timelines' where it didnt work out

also looked like something of a timeline where the sacria won the hollowfruit war instead and took over

[tulip charm]

It’s because everybody likes specialist samurai

[gusty bramble]

you mean aeromancer?

[gusty bramble]

jk ive seen that before it looked good

but mobile games tend to be worse p2w than pc so i dont have high expectations

im very curious on the story tho

[uncut dirge]

yeah, thanks

i just logged on to quickly buy some leagues items from npc

[cyan fog]

why manhwa

[uncut dirge]

so i can sell em during leagues

got there 2 minutes before servers went down

SPEAKING OF WHICH

[loud vortex]

So, is the new class a male loli or what?

[tulip charm]

Serka prog is today your not gonna look at guide vids?

[uncut dirge]

lost ark gets new big patch
servers went down 2.5 hours ago
servers are still down

[gusty bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-know-dont-know-bird-clueless-gif-12587825

[uncut dirge]

osrs gets new leagues update
servers will go down for like 30 minutes

[gusty bramble]

youre comparing matt and riot

1 man show vs outdated graphics

[cyan fog]

lost ark just doesnt have the technology to do a sub 3 hour maintenance

[loud vortex]

They did a 20+ hours update for Kaz

[cyan fog]

group apply is coming TODAY tho

[midnight basalt]

KR voice pack got updated for Kazeros Epilogue.

[cyan fog]

we are RISING

[loud vortex]

I wonder if this time it's the same scenario

[tulip charm]

Make sure you login and clean out the event shop asap, high chance they gotta do another maintenance and the shop will refresh itself

[swift tree]

nah just has some stuff altered

[gusty bramble]

the only time they do, we are left to wonder whether they really did or did not

[tulip charm]

[gusty bramble]

fr?

[cyan fog]

theres nothing for me to buy in the event shops that are active

wohoo another 1k reds and 10k gold from koko tokens yipee

its not even 1k reds btw

[gusty bramble]

theres no demon in sight except for kharmine

[midnight basalt]

Yup. The KR Voice pack folder got updated. I even double checked by extracting some of the files. The Dear Friend's KR song is there

[loud vortex]

I want unlimited exchangeable stuff in mokoko shop

[swift tree]

There's some in the Prideholme segment and it shows South Vern crisis

[loud vortex]

wtf I'm gonna do with my 10k tokens

[tulip charm]

I mean, going by previous update history, what could go wrong, raid npc from alt j don’t work, so you can’t enter the raid, we get old paradise keys, opening certain Chests in paradise drops nothing, azena aura don’t work period, some vendor shop items is now roster bound magically

What else can I think of

[gusty bramble]

i do see the red moon of petrania tho

[cyan fog]

I ain't buying that new sub

[uncut dirge]

oh i'm sorry

[gusty bramble]

oh true

[uncut dirge]

i spread misinformation here

[swift tree]

Trailers show Battlebound plains both as past and thaemine version

[cyan fog]

So I got nothing to worry about

[uncut dirge]

this is how osrs updates actually instead

[tulip charm]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[uncut dirge]

45 minutes before servers go down you get a notification timer that constantly ticks down

[gusty bramble]

please let this be in the game

[cyan fog]

Wow maintenance is also never more than 30 mins

[uncut dirge]

then servers go down at 9:30 am
and they come up at 9:31 am

imagine

25 year old game btw

[cyan fog]

That's probably why it's so easy to update

[swift tree]

South Vern crisis looking so much prettier

[cyan fog]

those guys didnt vibe code those guys coded in cmd

[gusty bramble]

yo i thought thats just the sky breaking

[tulip charm]

If thar removes his helmet in mobile, everybody is gonna buy the game

[gusty bramble]

i didnt think it was south vern

[cyan fog]

therefore game is bulletproof

[gusty bramble]

because the scene before was the whole planet burning

[swift tree]

intro shows a crack in the sky over Vern you are sent to Bellion to investigate

[midnight basalt]

It 100% should be. If the files exist, then it would play. I extracted the KR Voice Overs back in March with Kazeros Epilogue, all of them were missing. I even compared it with the RU/EN files and the KR VO was vastly missing a lot of mbs.

[tulip charm]

What is ealyn?

[gusty bramble]

you think that guy dragging that thing is thaemine?

[gusty bramble]

i can enjoy kaz in korea now

[swift tree]

Sylvain Queen that is the head of the Moonkeep sylvains

[gusty bramble]

that part where he said "i am death, i am your enemy, i am kazeros!'" gave me hakumen vibes

[midnight basalt]

I even grabbed the KR VO files from KR Lost Ark as well, and yeah. Some of the files were missing 10 to 15mbs.

xd

[swift tree]

could just as easily be Diogenes

[loud vortex]

A cute queen that u can rapport to affiliation

[tulip charm]

Feels abit wierd she and her entire faction gets banished after the brelshaza mind control incident, and azena favors ealyn in the msq now

[loud vortex]

cuter than Azena imo

[gusty bramble]

no wings tho

[loud vortex]

But not as cute as Inanna

[swift tree]

not all lazeniths have wings

[midnight basalt]

I assume it wasn't bugged, it was that SG didn't push the KR VO to us as a priority since they were busy releasing New raid + island stuff in KR a week before? week after? our update?

[gusty bramble]

and he was pulling that thing to something that looked like a regulus temple?

[swift tree]

Diogenes didnt in MSQ

[gusty bramble]

diogenes dont have a big role in the story isnt he?

he just discovered what lauriel was gonna do

[swift tree]

Yeah so nvm

It could also just be Trua re-written

[gusty bramble]

the big mistery is whats in the coffin

and why beatrice cry

my dear lady

[tulip charm]

I always laugh at the reaction when they first saw hidden inana

[swift tree]

it is Regulus for 3 reasons
and it's also built post-reset

[tulip charm]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mssPWC5faaQ

[swift tree]

a) the wheel,
b) no god motif (horns, sleeves, ice spikes, fire etc.)
c) Earth + Moon, Regulus being the maker of the earth/moon/sun etc.

[gusty bramble]

the sphere below it make me thought it looked like the island sphere thing so it might not be just regulus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6si5XLKxbiU this was what the kaz ending fight vibe gave me

[next depot]

Any idea which servers will merge?

[swift tree]

we still got robbed of this skin

[tulip charm]

Tager is the best concept grappler ever made in any fighting game

[tulip charm]

Vagris and eu

[gusty bramble]

dnf duel grappler is pretty good too imo

[swift tree]

bit of a more benevolent depiction tho lol

[gusty bramble]

he REALLY looked like zeus

holding a gungnir

i just cannot unsee that when i saw the statue

[deft ridge]

Hi anyone has scouter? is it a fun class?

[gusty bramble]

that looked like valtan lol

[swift tree]

@gusty bramble HOLDUP WHY ARE OUR ORBS IN THE MOBILE VERSION OF THE CUBE

[gusty bramble]

see that scene there, we got some valk who invaded right?

thats what made me think that sacria won and took over

unless that valk is a lazenith

[swift tree]

It's a new enemy character. Queen of the Dimensions

tl;dr more story involved with the Cube, Dimensional exploration and Haal stuff

[swift tree]

nvm guy is Twilight Order

actual credible to the theory that it's baby Armen

[gusty bramble]

when i cleared gate 4 and saw kadan clash for the first time, that was the moment for me that told me this game is awesome

[midnight basalt]

We had a lot more good ones throughout the years for warriors xd

[gusty bramble]

dimensions as in dimensional cube?

[swift tree]

yes

[swift tree]

3 of those are the same artist

[midnight basalt]

rip

[swift tree]

same artist predicted bipedal argos

(I shittily edited on a red nose)

[midnight basalt]

ughh furry xd

[swift tree]

Do Orcs count as furry?

[gusty bramble]

slayer body type, thats why i thought its a valk

[swift tree]

yeah, nah, she's a demon queen

[midnight basalt]

I don't know. But bipedal Argos is

[valid venture]

wat dis

[gusty bramble]

i think this is just a paladin from sacria

probably one of the class thats gonna be available in the mobile game

[valid venture]

ok

wat dis

[swift tree]

real form

[gusty bramble]

WAIT

WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS

[swift tree]

that guy is wearing Twilight order armour

[swift tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ7jvcUFldg Mobile Version's first Abyss Dungeon trailer

[gusty bramble]

im a sucker for evil looking women

thats why i main shadowhunter DI

[valid venture]

u would love my ex

she is actually evil tho :/

[gusty bramble]

wait doesnt the area around looked like the lazenith land?

[swift tree]

the tl;dr is if the Dimensional corridors that we use on PC version for dailies (Chaos Dungeon) were ruled/controlled by a demoness

[swift tree]

give it a minute

[tulip charm]

they finally uncensored shadowhunter didn't they?

[swift tree]

in Season 1 this same space was called Yozmund and was originally what was behind Narr's Door

[gusty bramble]

what uncensor?

still full black it is

[gusty bramble]

my theory is that, lauriel probably lost the lazeniths for being too engrossed with the cube that he had to send us away or something, then when we came back to her, lauriel's probably deadge already

[loud vortex]

Which hidden inanna?

[swift tree]

Lauriel is shown in the video

[loud vortex]

T4 brel or Akkan

[swift tree]

shitty redesign but it's pretty much Lauriel

He's also showing the character the cube

[errant fable]

Any First clears

[swift tree]

@gusty bramble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZyB0r3vilo extended version of that preview music

[gusty bramble]

No yea I saw this, what I mean is the abyssal dungeon teaser is after lauriel die or something

[swift tree]

OH

maybe

they're no doube rewritten little bits but main MSQ is the same

[gusty bramble]

It could just be one of the timelines that didn't worked out

Also maybe not explicitly shown but the horse carriage that fell, wasn't that armen's?

Near the prideholme scene

doesnt explicitly shown armen

but by this time, armen should already be an adult

[errant fable]

No Bibel For NA

[swift magnet]

[gusty bramble]

nvm it IS armen

[mossy ether]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-girl-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-nijika-gif-16956732601615533752

Lets one tap serca

[swift magnet]

i dont even know when i will prog

[burnt tree]

Officially back at the Gulag

[wise pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-disney-hoppers-lizard-wave-gif-15184704642520455338

[gusty bramble]

also with the amount of lazenith statues around, this could be somewhere in that lazenith land hidden, and it could just be diogenes or that gate 2 kayangel boss

[wise pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-lizard-tom-the-lizard-hoppers-hoppers-pixar-gif-18247620511221215378

[gusty bramble]

altho i was in a different place, being in a place like this feels so much better than where im at

[worldly hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-borisich-gif-1457411804530601879

[ebon snow]

Shout out to the guy taht went nap

[wise pasture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bop-bop-bop-shoebody-bop

[worldly hawk]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bop-bop-bop-shoebody-bop

[swift tree]

Rohendel given the architecture leading into it

And there's a giant chaos/warped monster in a glass/shielded enclosure

[loud vortex]

Server up yet?

[swift tree]

dont think so

[lilac frigate]

I love my epic keys...

[swift tree]

huh'

game up?

[slow saddle]

Time to swipe up

[lilac frigate]

yeah, game up

[loud vortex]

Oh yes

Server up for Thaemine

[grim ruin]

wait wtf, its up earlier than the expected 5 hours+ maintenance

[grim ruin]

what is happening

[grim ruin]

is lost ark winning kekw

[swift tree]

rolled new loading splash

[grim ruin]

nvm hell key bugged

[loud vortex]

AGS finnally did a good job

[swift tree]

huh?

[grim ruin]

Some*\

[swift tree]

how?

[lilac frigate]

?

[grim ruin]

some old keys

idk what that is

[lilac frigate]

oh im doing old keys?

oh well

[grim ruin]

i think it should be disabled for the ones that are not working idk

[lilac frigate]

wait, if im doing old keys then why do I have a leapstone chest?

[potent dagger]

[grim ruin]

[potent dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-hackerman-kung-fury-gif-7953536

[swift tree]

DONT FORGET TO RESEARCH YOUR NEW RECIPES

[lilac frigate]

hmm what are those...

lets see

[cyan fog]

wait

serber!?!?!?!?!??!

[ebon snow]

Research deez

[swift tree]

[ebon snow]

It started 7am I guess that's why

[cyan fog]

SERBER AT 11.30?

[swift magnet]

how bugged?

[cyan fog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/what-the-fuck-wtf-ukGm72ZLZvYfS

technology is a marvel in 2026 what a time to be alive

insta altf4'd wow

[lilac frigate]

thats just the new fusion material though

[loud vortex]

Where is the new 1730 kurzan???

[ebon snow]

Oh boy people are gonna ask that alot today

[potent dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-6037055492951935036

[swift tree]

its a lot tho

[worldly hawk]

reading is hard

[potent dagger]

If only there would be a search function

[swift magnet]

do this first

[burnt tree]

Lol

Imagine releasing prequest the same day as the raido

[formal frost]

Isn't there a new ui for 1730 dungeons

[burnt tree]

How dare

[burnt tree]

Yes

[formal frost]

I'm not on.

[burnt tree]

Probably after prequest if not by default if ure 1730+

[swift tree]

It's literally just a letter, the prequest is part of the raid cinematics

[ebon snow]

Raid cinematics

[burnt tree]

You mean the cinematics people with failed literature will skip?!

[swift tree]

Why Cube shaped if not Cube?

[burnt tree]

Its Cube-ish

[swift tree]

ikik

[formal frost]

Cube adjacent

[swift tree]

they just suspiciously put Hourglasses everywhere the Haals have been

[loud vortex]

Haal ppl just like to build anything in cube-shape

[burnt tree]

This is a rubic not just any cube

[loud vortex]

[swift tree]

There's one on Eternity Isle now

[swift magnet]

this looks nice ngl

[ebon snow]

The question is do you collect 5 things for the new cube or what do you do

[swift magnet]

way betetr than shitty kurzan warmmap

[burnt tree]

They drop from chaos dungeon

So you usually want to do Haals hourglass at the end of the week

[swift magnet]

ya do chaos and hope they willd rop

[ebon snow]

[swift magnet]

we cant abuse the system cuz they thought off making exchange 2 shards to 1 cube ticket xD

[burnt tree]

Essentially you run Haal's Hourglass at Tuesday

Praying you have as many drop boosters as possible

[deft ridge]

Hi is arcana more difficult to play compared to DB?

[mossy ether]

new luck ?

[burnt tree]

Undeserved

[mossy ether]

[ebon snow]

????

[swift tree]

ABSOLUTE LUCKSACK

[cyan fog]

agh shit the daily perks are back

[prime fossil]

https://c.tenor.com/tyhIZQFXNuEAAAAM/watch-out.gif

[potent dagger]

Rich get richer

[burnt tree]

Absolutely bannable

[worldly hawk]

day one and he drops 300k

[swift tree]

@gusty bramble PC version got genderbent Dimensional Lord

[ebon snow]

What's new in the f4 shop?

Hopefully gooner skin

[swift tree]

disappointment

[ebon snow]

Same old then

When I checked out ru's F4 their skins are literally 5€ not 20+ like here

[loud vortex]

They finally removed that electric circle in the latest chaos dungeon

[burnt tree]

Oi whose on a female character thats either Assasin or GK that can show the new skins

[swift tree]

new stronghold decorations kek

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/oi-billy-butcher-karl-urban-the-boys-hey-gif-26043536

[loud vortex]

Preemitive Strike rises again!

[swift magnet]

huh

[ebon snow]

Preemptive Ban

[swift tree]

This is suspicious... why are we getting MULTIPLE nerias wardrobes?!?

EoS ass actions

[ebon snow]

Fr

[prime fossil]

When was the last one

[swift tree]

It's kinda all non-winter Neria Wardrobes

[shadow wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/amazon-server-gif-27101597

[swift tree]

winter

[loud vortex]

It's up

[prime fossil]

O is it like multiple this time

[burnt tree]

Nothing new?

[ebon snow]

Last nerias wardrobe was 2 yrs ago

[burnt tree]

Are we cooked chat

[worldly hawk]

people are just reaching for anything atp to justify EoS

[swift tree]

nah

[shadow wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-shocked-ariana-grande-ariana-wicked-gif-9352977018792188008

[swift tree]

Ah yes, the gay archetypes

[burnt tree]

Well i suppose i can grab a few for GK

[ebon snow]

Shoutout to the guy tryna sell wardrobe stuff for 200k prior

[burnt tree]

Lmao

Poor guy

[ebon snow]

Probably rich guy

[swift tree]

zero skin bundles rn

[burnt tree]

Poor in brain

[swift tree]

actually kinda cursed

[ebon snow]

Yesterday I caught a skin chest for 20k

Gothic skin chest that easily sells for 200k+

[burnt tree]

Let me get this straight, they copy pasted RU patch notes and translated them with AI Slop, and added nothing new besides a subscription

[ebon snow]

[worldly hawk]

someone forgot a 0

[ebon snow]

[burnt tree]

Can i start doom posting as well?

[ebon snow]

What about these 2023 2024 skin chest we need another new batch

[burnt tree]

Yeah where are those lmaooo

[ebon snow]

They were 60k now 300-400

I shouldve gone all in

[swift tree]

yes

We didnt even get the Ark Pass

[ebon snow]

Yeah the roadmap said ark pass in 2 months

I was like whaaat

I'm trying to get the prestige points for pose pack but there's nothing I want to spend RC on

[swift tree]

surely we get the non-fucked version

I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED, I WAS TOLD IT WAS A CIRCLE

Also you're not imagining it, Chaos Rift uses Strike Raid music

[ebon snow]

Amoeba shaped dungeons

This is skyrim esque

[tulip charm]

wait, hold up, we don't have 1730 guardians???

[swift tree]

do the purple guide quest first

[lilac frigate]

we do

[tulip charm]

i see, tyty

[sand marsh]

not bad for bounds

[swift tree]

oh noes

[lethal wasp]

yea I don't get it?? and where is the nee chaos??

[ebon snow]

Guess you'll have to quit

[swift tree]

DO THE PURPLE QUESTS

IT WAS IN THE DAMN PATCH NOTES

[swift tree]

[gusty bramble]

I CANT FIND NEW CHAOS DUNGEON?! (quits)

[ebon snow]

[earnest ivy]

[safe lark]

guys where is my chaos dungeon

[swift tree]

Nice smilegate

666

[ebon snow]

Very rare 0.00%

[swift tree]

why tf is CHAOS RIFT GIVING LEGENDARY BOOKS

[cyan fog]

when are we progging serca team

[swift tree]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-glasses-jordan-the-stallion-mac-and-cheese-throw-throwing-gif-11524893070771298275

cant delete books anymore

[safe lark]

poor me

[tulip charm]

alright, no 1740 chaos -_-

[safe lark]

oh no

make new reddit thread

[swift tree]

[swift tree]

You dont get 1750 until June,

[dull obsidian]

Are you taking the piss ags?
We ask for silver and u still bring us 200 coins for 20k silver on event, thats it im out
useless company

[swift tree]

[lilac frigate]

I still need to figure out how to get 300 CP lol

[worldly hawk]

probably grid

[dull obsidian]

Wtf my copypasta...

[worldly hawk]

Are you taking the piss ags?
We ask for silver and u still bring us 200 coins for 20k silver on event, thats it im out
useless company

[potent dagger]

1730 was announced. What you expect

[swift tree]

Bruh "Ark Grid Boosts" in Event, and it doesnt even include Core Essence

wtf is this

[tulip charm]

they upped the weekly one

instead of 3x silver chest its now 20x silver chest

[worldly hawk]

reading patchnotes is hard apparantly

[vocal lantern]

Guys chaos dg 1730. Where i can find?

[worldly hawk]

someone pin the shit atp

[potent dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[worldly hawk]

there will be hundreds asking the same question because they can't read

[sand marsh]

HOW DO I DO NEW GUARDIAN RAID AND CHAOS

[worldly hawk]

shut up kekboi

[potent dagger]

Even with pin ppl wont read it

[worldly hawk]

true

[potent dagger]

It could be in big fat red letters on screen on log in

[worldly hawk]

but then we could hit em with

[potent dagger]

Ppl will ignore

[worldly hawk]

wrong emote

[sand marsh]

DID THE PATCH NOT GO OUT

WHAT HAPENED

[swift tree]

did you restart steam?

[sand marsh]

no im trolling

[swift tree]

chad

[worldly hawk]

it's kekboi ofc he's trolling/baiting

[tulip charm]

something about the way this new guardian moves

[swift tree]

next person who asks "no new chaos" im calling an illiterate fuck

[tulip charm]

it just looks really janky, idk why

[cyan fog]

i already hate the new guardian

oof

[swift tree]

just as a warning

[lilac frigate]

no new chaos?

[tulip charm]

like the movement just looks really awkward

[swift tree]

it took less than 2 mins

[worldly hawk]

where new chaos

[swift tree]

you're an illiterate fuck

[swift tree]

Sukudo beat you to it

[cyan fog]

everyone was flaming krathios when he was just trying his darn bestest

now we have even worse guardian gg

[swift tree]

?

[cyan fog]

bitch moves like it's on steroids

[lilac frigate]

wait, the new guy does something?

[swift tree]

its just a standing still pizza maker that you can shield with

[cyan fog]

u got lucky

[swift tree]

mine stood mostly still?

[lilac frigate]

I duno, i just played support and pressed my buttons

[swift tree]

he does a rolling or an explosive just guard

brb

[lilac frigate]

oh yeah... the rolling...

he was near the wall and just rolled into the wall

[cyan fog]

ours also took 2m 13s exactly btw

but he was an asshole the entire time

jumping around and shit

[burnt tree]

Alt + Q

[worldly hawk]

alt + f4 alright

[safe lark]

@swift tree I CANT ENTER CHAOS, HILFE BITTE

[burnt tree]

Shibaling

[potent dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/kiittwy-altf4-leaving-quit-lco-gif-26644607

[gusty bramble]

does the new story start from rimeria?

just making sure

aSkiNg foR a FriENd

[burnt tree]

Uhhh i think from Shusire

Or w.e typed

[cyan fog]

it starts in quest log

[wise pasture]

[devout nymph]

thats insanity

[sand marsh]

no way wtf

[covert remnant]

The f, it's already out?

[burnt tree]

Lmfao

Which looser will buy this

They didn't add new skins but added scam packs

[wise pasture]

You?

[safe lark]

is it 500k

[burnt tree]

I stopped buying the big packages

[sand marsh]

oh nice. doing guardian raid puts all the gems in a box

[safe lark]

pls game, my 2nd name is paekes

[sand marsh]

thank god

[earnest ivy]

Peyto win

[sand marsh]

i can just stack them

[wise pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[safe lark]

im rich

[wise pasture]

🐳

[devout nymph]

on a sidenote

[wise pasture]

And it is always me who has to leave for patchday

[devout nymph]

a free one at least

[cyan fog]

thanks smilegate