#lost-ark-discussions

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mystic sphinx
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card xp

swift magnet
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aaaaaa

mystic sphinx
worldly hawk
mystic sphinx
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preemptive strike

worldly hawk
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crushing fist

mystic sphinx
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bets on

swift magnet
worldly hawk
mystic sphinx
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damn it

worldly hawk
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was my 3rd guess

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2nd guess was Disrespect

slender sky
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ngl i dont mind ark grid that much, if they start to crank up core droprate a little its okay

swift magnet
slender sky
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whats 100x more aggravating to me are bracelets

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its by far the biggest shitsystem

swift magnet
worldly hawk
swift magnet
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all other systems are easier to minmax or even get smt decent

charred void
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i have a problem

mystic sphinx
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the lobby is almost full yet he cant do it without a sugardaddy

charred void
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@swift tree

mortal burrow
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1750 cp is considered sugar daddy?

mortal burrow
fresh flint
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bald

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put some hair on pls

charred void
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we love act 4 g2

mortal burrow
mystic sphinx
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still cringe tbh

mortal burrow
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Aren't you the one who said paladin isn't a class because paladin is a male Susge

mystic sphinx
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in my defense i treat every male class the same

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not necessarily pala hate

mortal burrow
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Oh you're icy v2

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LMAO

mystic sphinx
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i just dont like men

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(ingame btw)

nova summit
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90% pla players bad

mortal burrow
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But honestly yeah it sucks people gatekeep in armoche nm based on cp

nova summit
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i love good pallys tho

mystic sphinx
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if i had the power to do so

wide stag
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Im here now, you wanna go?

mystic sphinx
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i would refuse any male class in my lobbies

swift tree
mystic sphinx
mystic sphinx
swift tree
nova summit
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just tell me what to do

mystic sphinx
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i know icy from a gacha mains server but not exactly sure where

nova summit
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and i will

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(maybe)

swift magnet
swift magnet
mystic sphinx
swift magnet
fresh flint
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Lol I messed up sides but it ended up working

potent dagger
swift tree
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arguing with a AI chat bot because my ISP charged me 2 weeks early for my phone bill

queen grail
fresh flint
queen grail
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It's a shame that the damn banner is only per char WEIRD but ok.

fresh flint
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@neon cedar You wanna go head and do hmord

neon cedar
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Sure

fresh flint
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I need to tap my aya to 1720

neon cedar
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This game is such dogshit

fresh flint
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Making me angy

swift tree
charred void
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ye nice lopang

queen grail
fresh flint
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@neon cedar

charred void
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some real goonlancer is now sitting in his corner crying because some lopang stole his placement

queen grail
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Sadge I was closee to get it on my Dragon also SAD

queen grail
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This for top 100 is so troll WEIRD yuck.

swift magnet
fresh flint
slender sky
potent dagger
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Unlucky gif outdated now

charred void
potent dagger
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I blocked these ppl

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Usually low uptime rats anyway

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I block list is 100% of rat sups and maxed out

swift tree
slender sky
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woah barasnipe

potent dagger
late portal
burnt tree
potent dagger
late portal
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Wait bara

burnt tree
late portal
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Can I buy more keys today

devout nymph
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guardian changes, aka unlimited revive, no flares, hp sclaing, shows hp etc

late portal
swift tree
# potent dagger TLDR?

Story Epilogue for Kazeros story

Korean Balance Update

Paradise new item effects/Ob

Guardian changes coming to make solo, stagger and battle item changes to make it smoother as a daily content.

Thaemine now ends at x0
UI changes that came with all these too

Road to Serca being added includes Ark Grid support and won’t have an item level cap.

potent dagger
charred void
ancient talon
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oh man i was gonna post the same thing lmao

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what a psycho

potent dagger
swift tree
devout nymph
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do we have a link of what the sercussy road has?

burnt tree
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i have characters that can use it

slender sky
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no upper cap on the road event

burnt tree
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but its the standard road stuff as usual + ark grid

swift tree
devout nymph
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its cooked

burnt tree
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korea in the ditch

devout nymph
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another p2w pass i jsut buy, jsut for 2 lvl8 gems

undone summitBOT
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@charred void gave @devout nymph +1 reputation.

swift tree
charred void
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supporting the developement of the game gigachad

swift tree
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bruh

slender sky
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ironcawk to the moon

potent dagger
potent dagger
potent dagger
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Like all the roads sofar

devout nymph
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i forgot those existed on my 1580

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whatever

potent dagger
slender sky
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damn who let this dog out of general

devout nymph
fresh flint
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These people are stupid

dusk cape
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im about to pull a stoopz

swift tree
fresh flint
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hope u get banned

queen grail
potent dagger
swift tree
wise pasture
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mokokoSus shields anybody?

potent dagger
slender sky
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@wintry depot thats the dude from yesterday in the steam comments btw

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took him 17minutes to comment the new video KEKW

worldly hawk
charred void
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why is he watching videos of games he don't like

worldly hawk
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i will never understand

supple surge
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hate watching

wise pasture
supple surge
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clearly

charred void
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how was he the fastest sperm once in his life

obtuse oyster
worldly hawk
supple surge
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living rent free

slender sky
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he sees himself as some sort of messiah trying to save others from playing

supple surge
slender sky
slender sky
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i saw a number sometime back where an absurd amount of % of ppl didnt even pass lvl50

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they checked the game out for the weekend and dipped

fresh flint
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so annoyed lmao

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i cbf

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these cunts in raids today are so aggravating

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5 fucking bars and these gorillas cant even just dps him to go to basement

charred void
celest tiger
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dis is why i chill on wednesdays smilemk

slender sky
slender sky
charred void
worldly hawk
fresh flint
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ok i think i can hit 1720 off of this last tap

slender sky
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wish spec and crit were swapped tho

worldly hawk
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who remembers the chat spamming bots in luterra caste

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i had chat turned off for a long time back then

mystic sphinx
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mail them to me thx

fresh flint
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.............

slender sky
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thats such a fayten comment

slender sky
fresh flint
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stfu

slender sky
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woah

charred void
cyan fog
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4 mill shards but no gold bigOof

worldly hawk
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shronk toxic today

slender sky
fresh flint
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I JUST NEED 35 FOR 1720

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this game fucking sucks

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I HATE THIS SHIT

slender sky
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tell fayten to send you his act4 money, he will only delete it to make a screenshot of it or some shit anyway

fresh flint
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no

potent dagger
slender sky
fresh flint
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no

fresh flint
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pisses me off bruh, like im 2 or 3 taps away if they include a lil great success in there every now and then

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the honing in this game is BALLS

fresh flint
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its fine

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its fine

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ill just do a SHIT solo mord

worldly hawk
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BDO prime example

fresh flint
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i do not care

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about other mmos

worldly hawk
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you said this game, implying other games are better

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when they are not

fresh flint
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i do not care

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about other games

worldly hawk
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suk on deez THIS

fresh flint
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and no

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that was not imp[lying there was a comparison to other games

worldly hawk
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imp[lying

fresh flint
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oh wow a typo

fresh flint
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even if i finish this solo mord the gold is useless when i have no fusions

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lol

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might end it all today

worldly hawk
dusk cape
sharp rock
fresh flint
charred void
fresh flint
queen grail
fresh flint
worldly hawk
fresh flint
queen grail
fresh flint
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because

worldly hawk
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🤏

queen grail
fresh flint
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idiot

queen grail
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Soon

fresh flint
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dont ask if ur gonna be stoopid

queen grail
fresh flint
worldly hawk
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go log

fresh flint
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stfu

worldly hawk
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make me CatKiss

queen grail
fresh flint
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Wait for s3 when im 1 tap away literally from getting 1720

queen grail
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Looking damn, wings sold for only like 39k

queen grail
fresh flint
charred void
queen grail
charred void
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in 2029 you want to do 102402314 kazeros runs for these white wings now

fresh flint
worldly hawk
worldly hawk
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10% is still 10%

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someone doesn't understand how probablity works

fresh flint
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cool

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cool

worldly hawk
fresh flint
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@neon cedar i did the thing

queen grail
queen grail
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Congratulations.

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Now you can do hard Act4

worldly hawk
fresh flint
queen grail
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You got box.

fresh flint
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It let me finish my 40 hone on her glovies

queen grail
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I was thinking about getting this on my GS too but I can't justify the cost for it ellyyxWTFBloo I'm too far away.

fresh flint
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Fucking cp lower than crack babies though

queen grail
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I mean, 2300 Is plenty on 1720 no?

fresh flint
queen grail
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Over at UwU the Median is 2050 at 1710-1720

fresh flint
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My 1720 Pistoleer is 2.8k though

queen grail
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Q3 is 2,283

fresh flint
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You have to swap 1720-1730

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Not 1710-1720

queen grail
fresh flint
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Her resources have taken a nosedive

queen grail
fresh flint
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3 pieces left to Ah40

queen grail
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You're Q1 so just under median, but you also just got into 1720 and I doubt you have core's and whatnot fully setup.

fresh flint
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Nope

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Smol cores

queen grail
fresh flint
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But I can relax for now & collect resources.

queen grail
fresh flint
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I freetapped my Aero this morning

queen grail
fresh flint
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Shes almost 1715

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I never realized how easy 1720 was

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@neon cedar I'm going to take my 💊 , smokee , and Sittin for like 10~ mins if you want to do HArmoche afterwards.

queen grail
neon cedar
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Uh sure, tag me when youre ready

slender sky
slender sky
cyan fog
fresh flint
queen grail
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Kinda cool GL skin ellyyxWTFBloo

ebon snow
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Lost Ark is the only game where the "endless adventure" you promised is actually just a goddamn full-time job of clicking on glowing shit for twelve hours a day.

I love how your "March Team Update" tries to weave together your failures into a roadmap, as if we don't know you're just stalling while the Korean servers get the actually good content.

You’re still peddling the "Guardianknight" as a fresh experience when everyone knows it’s just another flashy way to bait people into spending $50 on skins for a character that will be irrelevant in two months.

The fact that you have a "Hell Key" block as a major news item proves your game is held together by digital duct tape and the prayers of a few remaining whales.

Only Amazon Games could take a massive hit and turn it into a bloated, bot-infested wasteland where the "vibrant world" is populated by more scripts than actual human beings.

Want your startup here?
"Over 900+ cards" isn't a feature, it's a goddamn psychological warfare tactic designed to drain bank accounts under the guise of "bonus stats."

Your guides say "at level 50, new adventures begin," which is just a polite way of saying the previous fifty hours were a fucking tutorial for a casino.

A "Loading Screen Contest" is the most pathetic way to get free labor from your community because you're too cheap to pay actual artists to fill the gaps in your repetitive UI.

Between the "Server Status" anxiety and the "Player Support" that’s about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine, it’s a miracle anyone still has this shit installed.

I truly admire how you've managed to make "Free to Play" the most expensive financial mistake a person can make in 2026.

queen grail
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Lost Ark is the only game where the "endless adventure" you promised is actually just a goddamn full-time job of clicking on glowing shit for twelve hours a day.

I love how your "March Team Update" tries to weave together your failures into a roadmap, as if we don't know you're just stalling while the Korean servers get the actually good content.

You’re still peddling the "Guardianknight" as a fresh experience when everyone knows it’s just another flashy way to bait people into spending $50 on skins for a character that will be irrelevant in two months.

The fact that you have a "Hell Key" block as a major news item proves your game is held together by digital duct tape and the prayers of a few remaining whales.

Only Amazon Games could take a massive hit and turn it into a bloated, bot-infested wasteland where the "vibrant world" is populated by more scripts than actual human beings.

Want your startup here?
"Over 900+ cards" isn't a feature, it's a goddamn psychological warfare tactic designed to drain bank accounts under the guise of "bonus stats."

Your guides say "at level 50, new adventures begin," which is just a polite way of saying the previous fifty hours were a fucking tutorial for a casino.

A "Loading Screen Contest" is the most pathetic way to get free labor from your community because you're too cheap to pay actual artists to fill the gaps in your repetitive UI.

Between the "Server Status" anxiety and the "Player Support" that’s about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine, it’s a miracle anyone still has this shit installed.

I truly admire how you've managed to make "Free to Play" the most expensive financial mistake a person can make in 2026.

safe lark
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Lost Ark is the only game where the "endless adventure" you promised is actually just a goddamn full-time job of clicking on glowing shit for twelve hours a day.

I love how your "March Team Update" tries to weave together your failures into a roadmap, as if we don't know you're just stalling while the Korean servers get the actually good content.

You’re still peddling the "Guardianknight" as a fresh experience when everyone knows it’s just another flashy way to bait people into spending $50 on skins for a character that will be irrelevant in two months.

The fact that you have a "Hell Key" block as a major news item proves your game is held together by digital duct tape and the prayers of a few remaining whales.

Only Amazon Games could take a massive hit and turn it into a bloated, bot-infested wasteland where the "vibrant world" is populated by more scripts than actual human beings.

Want your startup here?
"Over 900+ cards" isn't a feature, it's a goddamn psychological warfare tactic designed to drain bank accounts under the guise of "bonus stats."

Your guides say "at level 50, new adventures begin," which is just a polite way of saying the previous fifty hours were a fucking tutorial for a casino.

A "Loading Screen Contest" is the most pathetic way to get free labor from your community because you're too cheap to pay actual artists to fill the gaps in your repetitive UI.

Between the "Server Status" anxiety and the "Player Support" that’s about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine, it’s a miracle anyone still has this shit installed.

I truly admire how you've managed to make "Free to Play" the most expensive financial mistake a person can make in 2026.

undone summitBOT
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Lost Ark is the only game where the "endless adventure" you promised is actually just a goddamn full-time job of clicking on glowing shit for twelve hours a day.

I love how your "March Team Update" tries to weave together your failures into a roadmap, as if we don't know you're just stalling while the Korean servers get the actually good content.

You’re still peddling the "Guardianknight" as a fresh experience when everyone knows it’s just another flashy way to bait people into spending $50 on skins for a character that will be irrelevant in two months.

The fact that you have a "Hell Key" block as a major news item proves your game is held together by digital duct tape and the prayers of a few remaining whales.

Only Amazon Games could take a massive hit and turn it into a bloated, bot-infested wasteland where the "vibrant world" is populated by more scripts than actual human beings.

Want your startup here?
"Over 900+ cards" isn't a feature, it's a goddamn psychological warfare tactic designed to drain bank accounts under the guise of "bonus stats."

Your guides say "at level 50, new adventures begin," which is just a polite way of saying the previous fifty hours were a fucking tutorial for a casino.

A "Loading Screen Contest" is the most pathetic way to get free labor from your community because you're too cheap to pay actual artists to fill the gaps in your repetitive UI.

Between the "Server Status" anxiety and the "Player Support" that’s about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine, it’s a miracle anyone still has this shit installed.

I truly admire how you've managed to make "Free to Play" the most expensive financial mistake a person can make in 2026.

burnt tree
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Ok but why

ebon snow
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@Aman FUCK YOU

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Why am I clicking shiny things for 12 hours?

queen grail
ebon snow
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Because smooth brain

queen grail
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Thinkingcrusader I mean, you play because you like it.
You quit whene you don't like it anymore.
You swipe if you got the money and want to spend.
You don't if you don't.

errant fable
queen grail
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It's not 🚀 pepeScience

ebon snow
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Look at you redpilling a copypasta

slow saddle
queen grail
slow saddle
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tf does redpilling mean

slow saddle
ebon snow
fresh flint
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@neon cedar am reddi

wintry depot
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Copypasta are fine but not that long guys please xD

neon cedar
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Okay, I am relaunching the game

queen grail
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Also, how's your vocal cords today? xdd @wintry depot

fresh flint
wintry depot
safe lark
queen grail
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SAD Can we get a good 🐸 Event soon.

wintry depot
queen grail
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sadRat Hatred towards DI is crazy.

slender sky
cyan fog
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that pesto was a good read thank u

fresh flint
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@queen grail wow stronk

fresh flint
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idk where tf theyre finding me from

wintry depot
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i hate littlearna btw

fresh flint
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Book drops have been so stinky lately

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@neon cedar Nm kaz?

neon cedar
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Nah, lost ark is stinky today

fresh flint
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ok

neon cedar
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Do I buy super charge books for 220k or wait and buy another level 8 gem

fresh flint
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Another 8

neon cedar
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Then that is what I will do

maiden tundra
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good day

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cheers me up from not having paradise to enjoy

tulip charm
neon cedar
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Azenas is almost up & it might have been the most useless thing I have ever had

queen grail
queen grail
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Stronk wahoo

desert plank
wintry depot
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almost like my main...

queen grail
real gyro
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so... are all yhe QoL and other patches on March 11th? or later

wintry depot
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wait for patchnotes like always

tulip charm
mystic sphinx
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@cyan fog

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1 mentor 1 me 1 experienced 5 first timers we first tried both gates

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got hardcarried by azena but we dont talk about that

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shes at the top in the dps meter

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i am now an azena glazer

fresh flint
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LMAO

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WHAT

mystic sphinx
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we killed armoche without desert phase

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after destruction

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i think

maiden tundra
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act 4 is the easiest raid they ever made

mystic sphinx
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3 guardianknights and a slayer stagger was a joke

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no balthorr

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i love this game

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got no legendary cores tho

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i hate this game

fresh flint
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So azena was top dps you said

mystic sphinx
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u dont believe me

fresh flint
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No I do

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That's wild

mystic sphinx
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its crazy

fresh flint
mystic sphinx
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like how

safe lark
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can always try to do more dmg

mystic sphinx
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blocked

gilded ember
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can we use hell keys next season?

safe lark
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new ones sure

wintry depot
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thats why you needed to sue them before reset

coral hull
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Rael the blocked

fresh flint
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another guardian

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another case of

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STEP IN THE CIRCLE

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BASTARD

wintry depot
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since theres no ilvl for the event

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does it mean its dogshit

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like last kaz path event

fresh flint
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probably

wintry depot
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i hope we get core essences

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thats all i want

supple surge
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Ew circles... I'm more of a square kinda guy.

fresh flint
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yeah i think we will

safe lark
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and free relic book

supple surge
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Relic selection pls UwU

fresh flint
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no matter the shape

supple surge
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But we'll probably just get core Essence which I will take.

coral hull
fresh flint
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YES

coral hull
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No

fresh flint
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step in the circle

coral hull
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No

fresh flint
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wow

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unreal

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i cant believe this

coral hull
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step out of the Buff

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Bad supp

fresh flint
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I need lunch but there’s nothing in the house to eat

charred void
slow saddle
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pushed all my alts up

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didnt realize i had so much mats saved from hell

supple surge
formal frost
charred void
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any news about china season 3 hell rewards Susge

burnt tree
charred void
supple surge
coral hull
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China fraud

burnt tree
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they get it one week after us

supple surge
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Which is kinda crazy

charred void
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so the whole shit gonna be bugged

coral hull
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China not gnarly

burnt tree
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fr

supple surge
coral hull
wise pasture
supple surge
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"I wasn't asking." mokokogun KEKW

charred void
coral hull
neon cedar
# charred void

Me running out of silver while also have 225m in fate ember silver in storage

queen grail
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@charred void nom_rat come eat

charred void
supple surge
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You know it would be kinda funny if they gave most other supports.... Artists portal teleport to move people into their circles. KEKW

queen grail
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I updated my card.

And then I crashed.

Yippie.

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sadge and I was i a grp for Kaz hard.

wintry depot
slender sky
charred void
wintry depot
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yes but its not often xD

slender sky
charred void
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30x green-purple assgems

slender sky
charred void
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10x blue-purple assgem

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1x assgem selector

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they going all in on assgem boxes

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just make them fucking tradeable already

wise pasture
charred void
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so i make money out of it or send money into it when i need it

slender sky
supple surge
fresh flint
neon cedar
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White bread, untoasted with butter

cyan fog
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inted kaz1 on my alt, game knows what I need and rewarded me

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thanks game

tawny lion
fresh flint
fresh flint
tawny lion
maiden tundra
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unlucky

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i need silver! not cube

wise pasture
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frijj cube gives more silver

charred void
# maiden tundra unlucky

"next update smileygate removes cube tickets from guild chests so koreans get more value for their INVESTMENTS"

maiden tundra
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xd

tawny lion
charred void
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so hyped for 3rd aura FeelsGladMan

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hope it's insane silver drops to piss people even more off

burnt tree
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they replaced cube anyway

cyan fog
formal frost
uncut dirge
nocturne silo
charred void
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we love lost ark FeelsGladMan

wind dagger
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wtf

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whale

tulip charm
lilac frigate
wintry depot
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I never did lopangs and i dont have 18 chars

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Get good

lilac frigate
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i dont know why you guys didnt kick and flame that idiot

wise pasture
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frijj we are not toxic

burnt tree
wise pasture
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frijj Im the nicest person alive

nova summit
lilac frigate
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i hate that guy

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fucking idiot that cant paly

charred void
lilac frigate
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he is breathing

wise pasture
nova summit
lilac frigate
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exist

nova summit
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yall have beef?

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i feel like i was the handicap of that run if someone

lilac frigate
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just with that one 1700 gk

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the rest was great

nova summit
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zdps floorpov gs

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1375cp at 1700

nova summit
lilac frigate
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because he is breathing

charred void
lilac frigate
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the guy cant play

nova summit
lilac frigate
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and is shit

charred void
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ok

nova summit
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pls

nova summit
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i mean

lilac frigate
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i mean its @lilac frigate , you fucker

nova summit
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wait it was you

charred void
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yeah, right

slender sky
fresh flint
nova garden
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A&W roasted the fuck outta the mcd ceo

fresh flint
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The rootbeer brand?

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Or the steak sauce?

nova garden
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“This product, which most people would call a burger”

“Two slices of baked bread, which most people would call a bun”

nova garden
fresh flint
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Lmao the mcd ceo is a tool

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You know damn well that man doesn’t touch any of his products

nova garden
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🚨 A&W JUST ROASTED THE MCDONALD’S CEO — AND INTRODUCED… “TEEN SAUCE”

After that painfully awkward McDonald’s CEO burger tasting… A&W dropped their own video roasting him.

"Burger product. Which most people call a burger."
He describes the lettuce as “green.”
The pickles as “pickley.”
And proudly unveils something called “Teen Sauce.”

Yes. Teen Sauce.

At this point fast food CEOs are basically doing live burger infomercials.

But seriously… what the hell is “Teen Sauce”?

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charred void
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teen sauce

nova garden
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They got a momma, papa, teen, grandma, and baby burger

slender sky
lilac frigate
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btw how bad is 164m dps on ilvl 1534 on act4 g2?

nova garden
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I always get a footlong spicy Italian and a 6 inch ham and cheese or a roast beef

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But it’s quite rare I go to subway. Too expensive for what you get

nova garden
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$25 for a deli sandwich is too much for me PeepoSusCoffee

queen grail
lilac frigate
charred void
lilac frigate
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I want my loot piniata back

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where hell keys

queen grail
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ellyyxWTFBloo @swift magnet Soon.

queen grail
burnt tree
maiden tundra
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go power ranger!

queen grail
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I swear, these, are virtually impossible to get unless you straight up ask for em ellyyxWTFBloo

wintry depot
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Waiting for my next 10

maiden tundra
queen grail
fresh flint
queen grail
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I mean the ThumbsUp not the ❤️

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lul.

maiden tundra
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how many honor can you send per account per week?

fresh flint
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3 per character per week

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but you cant honor the same person on ANY of their characters more than once

maiden tundra
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there's a cap beyond character though

charred void
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30 maybe

wintry depot
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I had 10 in mind

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So yeah prob 10 chars max per week

maiden tundra
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mmkay ty

queen grail
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@wintry depot UwU I'm serving up good food if you want on char's now

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Come snag a bite nomNom

wintry depot
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Im in bed KEKW

queen grail
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Pimping out my food while playing Battleground and relaxing XDDD (but I refuse to beg for likes & honor SMH that shits stanky).

charred void
queen grail
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Don't you weird me WEIRD honor begging is wonky.

mystic sphinx
swift magnet
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got it. hm even yay

maiden tundra
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she very alluring

queen grail
maiden tundra
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🍈 🍈

uncut stratus
swift magnet
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xD

swift magnet
maiden tundra
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wish i was that mokoko

slender sky
mortal burrow
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b/c it's the cheapest thing on the board

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but holy shit it got more expenisve

maiden tundra
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ew subway... costs like $20 for a shitty sandwich

mortal burrow
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$20?

maiden tundra
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in canadia

mortal burrow
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ah

mystic sphinx
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i just got denied from "+1800cp" act2 hard mode

mortal burrow
mystic sphinx
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what more do you fucking want from me?

mortal burrow
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oop

maiden tundra
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brel gatekeeping

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omegalul

mystic sphinx
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im mokoko as well

maiden tundra
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that's insaneostyle

swift magnet
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moneys in non gold raid xD

slender sky
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youll never know what you got gatekept for, stop taking a deny as a personal insult

swift magnet
wintry depot
mystic sphinx
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yea but im 2.2k

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for what reason am i denied

wintry depot
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and?

charred void
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ok and there are 3k people

wintry depot
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people can gatekeep because you look ugly

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its not an insult gettign denied

charred void
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maybe they wait for a friend

maiden tundra
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3k cp below 1710?

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that is JACKED

slender sky
swift magnet
maiden tundra
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let's see skin

mystic sphinx
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people gatekeep skins?

slender sky
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ppl can gatekeep whatever the fk they want

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lol

burnt tree
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tf u doing in the raid lookin like that

formal frost
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did you have the same class as someone else in the lobby already?

mystic sphinx
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no

stable kelp
mystic sphinx
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this shit is crazy

queen grail
stable kelp
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third 25 done

maiden tundra
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he aint sharing skin, prob ugly

stable kelp
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luckiest one so far, 21-23 freetap 24 12% 25 12%

fresh flint
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show skin

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need see

cyan fog
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found a rat

charred void
charred void
fresh flint
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fayten

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stop right now

slender sky
wintry depot
vagrant cradle
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Necromancy

queen grail
safe lark
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there is my grudge

queen grail
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You lucksack.

covert remnant
wintry depot
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classic

safe lark
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sad

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at least u need

wintry depot
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soon done

modern hatch
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Very eepy flouf

slender sky
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sir that is a crime scene

swift magnet
swift magnet
modern hatch
swift magnet
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i am scared. 20 minutes until i try kaz hm

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already forgot the guide vids

mortal burrow
swift magnet
queen grail
swift magnet
cyan fog
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run crisis evasion 💯

modern hatch
modern hatch
swift magnet
mortal burrow
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u really gotta watch out for the special attack in g1 999-700

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the lightning storm

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that shit is annoying af and hurts so u gotta look out for it

modern hatch
swift magnet
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you eman the counetr one?

swift magnet
high fog
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Press buttons and don’t get hit

mortal burrow
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no

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at certain intervals he does like

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either the counter wait counter attack or

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the fire in front memory pattern

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or he goes up in the air and does donuts then you stay behind

swift magnet
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oh that one

mortal burrow
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in hm he can also do electric storm

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which is one of the worst attacks ever

swift magnet
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kk

mortal burrow
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it's really fast and u can be cced for al ong af time if u dont know the indicator of when it happens

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and if people are stacked, the dmg it does stacks and it can 1 shot you

swift magnet
mortal burrow
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i would go rewatch the video and see what the indicator is

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he throws his spear into the ground in front of him with like

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an electric thingy on the floor

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that is when u know it is happening

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also holy shit arti

slow saddle
mortal burrow
swift magnet
mortal burrow
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im not sure if he always tp mid

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but if he's like on the edges he def will

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but if he's like close to mid he wont tp im pretty sure

stable kelp
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Doesnt always tp

swift magnet
mortal burrow
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from 700-300x or w/e it is

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ping your teammates when the star -> counter -> kill shield attack happens

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some people dont really see it often and in nm it's only 1 counter

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but in hm it's multiple

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and really learn the full identity mech in hm

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and if you're a support, guard with the person who is guarding for like

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backup

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and counter at the end

swift magnet
mortal burrow
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because if he fails too many

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might be a gg

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b/c he does gain a shield for everytime a guard is not guarded

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also be aware of when he does the line -> rocks -> jg a ton of times @swift magnet

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from 700 to 300

cyan fog
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hes not gonna remember any of this u know kekW

mortal burrow
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that shit is annoying af and generates like an exposion around players everytime someone failed

mortal burrow
mortal burrow
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from my experience progging

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btw did u do nm? @swift magnet in the past?

swift magnet
mortal burrow
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you know when he like throws his spear from 700to 300 and you have to go around

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and dodge the pizza?

swift magnet
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ya

mortal burrow
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if u have black puddle please dont go near him 😭

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idk if u get black puddle in nm

swift magnet
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aaaa poop enhancement

swift magnet
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we we just stand in save slice

mortal burrow
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because it slows down the players around u

swift magnet
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never noticed any balck puddles

mortal burrow
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and they have to do counter/fake counters

swift magnet
mortal burrow
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the debuff is like the slow down time one from aegir

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during like domain expansion

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your attacks are slowed down by a shit ton so people wont be able to counter in time

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and if no counter = a deadly attack that u could time stop

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but it's most likely a restart anways

mystic sphinx
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do we have Mokoko_thanks in game

modern hatch
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No

mortal burrow
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i dun th ink so

mystic sphinx
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sadge

mortal burrow
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i dont think we even have the other one

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the bow emote

mystic sphinx
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Mokoko_thanks or bow

modern hatch
mystic sphinx
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woah

mortal burrow
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2nd

mystic sphinx
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hyperbow

maiden tundra
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not having paradise is smodge

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i like getting free taps

fresh flint
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give it to me

maiden tundra
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how much that thang worth

cyan fog
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can someone put a fucking decent pair of pants for valk on market so i can buy pls

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am lurking for like a month and always nothing very sad

tulip charm
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its gonna take ages to sell

maiden tundra
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holy cow

tulip charm
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you could sell it much faster if you undercut, i am never undercutting anything

maiden tundra
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money today > money later

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if you're poorge

lilac frigate
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wtf are these prices

maiden tundra
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people fomoing serca nm?

lilac frigate
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wouldnt abidos mats be more expensive as well then?

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I mean the fusions themselves

zenith canyon
tulip charm
zenith canyon
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if its low, then they 100% are more PRICY

maiden tundra
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for the week 1 title

zenith canyon
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some bozo sold them at LOW price to get fast gold

modern hatch
maiden tundra
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nightmare

mortal burrow
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that's nightmare

modern hatch
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Or did you mean nightmare

charred void
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he means NightMare

mortal burrow
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by nm they mean nigthmare

charred void
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which sucks to call "nm"

maiden tundra
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no one is fomoing normal, that's ezpz

charred void
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so call it nnm or something

modern hatch
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Gayge ass abbreviations

mortal burrow
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instead of nm i would probj ust say

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NM

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instead of nm

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well people wont know tho until u point it out

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but 🤷

cyan fog
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non-gooner valkyrie set-up shameful i know

cyan fog
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like she just hella looks out of place MokokoCry

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makes me tweak every time i open the game

charred void
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what about the anni 4 skin box

zenith canyon
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gotta invest some GOLD or $$

charred void
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you cant invest gold when the item doesnt exist on the auction house

zenith canyon
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u proly can spam in some dc's to get some skins if some1 has some

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shady resellers KEKW

lilac frigate
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maybe I should be buying the chests

cyan fog
zenith canyon
tulip charm
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its normal, might even go up slightly even more, 2 weeks of no paradise, and some people are already stockpiling mats for 4.5 abidos

slender sky
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@safe lark you want this

modern hatch
charred void
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why does this bottom look a bit too sus Susge

slender sky
safe lark
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but give for pity

slender sky
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useless for my sorc 🙁

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ive gotten this 3 times relic i think

devout nymph
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jesus what a rollercoaster of a bus

devout nymph
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kaz nm

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1 guy permadead after prokel

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nobody takes clash, nobody survives but pala with 5% hp

modern hatch
slender sky
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the one time i get a useful relic its a duplicate, the game knows exactly which relics to give you, either sup or duplicate

devout nymph
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everyone burns res

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2 ppl die in basement, so 3 permadead after basement

wintry depot
safe lark
devout nymph
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we see first 100 bar, 2 ppl die and fial guard so boss with hp

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rest dies to normal mech, so its only me and pala

slender sky
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unfortunate

devout nymph
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pala dies shrotly after 2nd 100 bar, solo with 70bar left

wintry depot
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tommy

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did i ever tell you i hate one of my alt?

devout nymph
late portal
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what in the dragon

mortal burrow
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oh meter

devout nymph
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3rd 100 bar solo

late portal
wintry depot
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................................ crafted this shit

slender sky
devout nymph
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what a run

devout nymph
slender sky
wintry depot
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YES

devout nymph
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prob 3 now

slender sky
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lmao

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your alt prob more cp than my main now

wintry depot
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

slender sky
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ggs

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some ppl never struggle

modern hatch
wintry depot
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she has 4282cp

slender sky
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meanwhile i get this

wintry depot
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shes close to my main

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ffs

safe lark
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same as my main

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it is what it is

devout nymph
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your main isnt a main if thats close

wintry depot
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why?

slender sky
modern hatch
devout nymph
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if 3 ancients make it a main

modern hatch
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So not really a ton of cp diff

wintry depot
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thats my main

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my alt has better cores and better bracelet

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but main has more honing

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and a bit better accs

devout nymph
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so you alt has everything better besies honing

wintry depot
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pretty much

devout nymph
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time to swap honing

modern hatch
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Mainswap angle?

devout nymph
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one tap +25 real quick

wintry depot
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you fund it?

devout nymph
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i fund nothing after pitying +24 and +25