lost-ark-discussions

[worldly hawk]

be happy that the nohands go into aegir solo

[bleak zinc]

[swift magnet]

ya ik but i mean if it's coming earleir than expected a lot off ppl will be happy

[worldly hawk]

when have we ever gotten something early

[swift magnet]

earlier 😛

not like in 2 years ^^

[worldly hawk]

then get off the copium

[swift magnet]

😭

[bleak zinc]

[wintry depot]

i mean

qol like that, we get them pretty fast

[worldly hawk]

well yeah but bots in raids to fill slots is not QoL

[wintry depot]

kinda is

[worldly hawk]

it really is not

[charred void]

1 year for shift+g

[swift magnet]

i take the bot if the bot can survive x425 instaed of same person dying over and over again xD

[wintry depot]

its a quality of life to have flex raids

[worldly hawk]

i think the bots will be invincible tbh

[vagrant cradle]

can I play with a full lobby of bots and get the auction box myself

[charred void]

bots just disappear on wipe mechs and reappear again

[worldly hawk]

why not play solo

[vagrant cradle]

not talking about the low tier nothing raids

[swift magnet]

i think its a W for ppl with raid anxiety that wanna try nm instead of solo

can train the nm mechs without pressure with these bots

so overall i think its good

[wintry depot]

can you even go solo and 7 ai bots

[swift magnet]

when it comes

[vagrant cradle]

maybe

[worldly hawk]

ii highly doubt that

[subtle cliff]

You need 4

[wintry depot]

yeha i thin k i saw 4 minimum

[swift magnet]

i think nm onwards

[wintry depot]

but i wasnt sure if it was misinfo

[vagrant cradle]

go with less people for less competition for relic book auctions

[thorny olive]

I mean, it is, you get quality bots over non quality players

[vagrant cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1167999126735167641.webp?size=96&animated=true

[worldly hawk]

do you really think bots will do more damage than minimum requirement

[bleak zinc]

[subtle cliff]

Blame the bot when you wipe they can't clap back

[swift magnet]

[wintry depot]

my legs hurts as if i walked 3hrs

[vagrant cradle]

brother I just need them to not die and do mechs

something pugs can't do consistently

[worldly hawk]

them shaky legs

when you walked for too long

[wintry depot]

but i didnt walk

[worldly hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/blueface-lifting-weights-shaking-legs-gif-27548509

[wintry depot]

its dumb

[subtle cliff]

[thorny olive]

yes because they press skills, something players don't

[obtuse oyster]

gotta use your legs more

[swift magnet]

soon. 2200 to go

[wintry depot]

i need a standing desk and a walking pad ty

[vagrant cradle]

same tbh

[subtle cliff]

What's a walking pad

A mini treadmill?

[wintry depot]

yeah

[vagrant cradle]

yup

[subtle cliff]

Never knew that was a thing

[swift magnet]

@languid jungle exchange your event tokens

[wintry depot]

xd

[swift magnet]

1 even will end wedensday

when oyu cant be online

[subtle cliff]

I get like 15k + steps in because of work anyway daily so I'm good on legs

[wintry depot]

i only walk to go toilet

or get food

[subtle cliff]

[wintry depot]

or if my cats are fighting

[swift magnet]

chonk cahni xD

[wintry depot]

hope we get dyes in next event shop

[neon cedar]

Cleared G3 dumdum with half the stage

NM is so free

[swift magnet]

these?

[wintry depot]

:(

[swift magnet]

[midnight marlin]

you can skip p4?

[neon cedar]

Im lacking in the rainbow dyes

[midnight marlin]

or does it still go through mech

[meager hill]

mordum dies when hp is 0

[neon cedar]

Once hes dead, hes dead. We didnt even get to the 3rd clash

[swift magnet]

as it should be

dumbest thing ever is 0 hp and doing all the mechs

or phase 0

[meager hill]

but think about poor thae and akkan, what would they do if you didn't get to see all of the cool moves

[wintry depot]

valtan too

kayangel too

[meager hill]

vykas too

clown too

[swift magnet]

defeat boss but can still wipe xD

[meager hill]

pretty much all raids besides mordum

[bleak zinc]

[neon cedar]

I like when Echidna dies during the burning wall attack. She will die but boy she loves to make it look close

[burnt tree]

Chonkhni

She doesnt die

tsk tsk

now im stressed she might die in Act 4

im not prepared for this

aish

[swift magnet]

😭

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-gif-24860046

[neon cedar]

Maybe she gets tomatoed and eaten by a different overly attractive women. The cycle continues

[dusty linden]

Echidna please use your fans on me

[burnt tree]

nah Brelshaza talking inbetween gate 1 and 2 scares me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1358832267178410134/1358832315303985312/angy.gif

[neon cedar]

Brel, known lier

[dusty linden]

brel gains actual eyes and joins our side

[neon cedar]

Brels in too deep to join us

[burnt tree]

the Brel prophecy is basically she loves everything but gains 1 thing

[charred void]

1sec later everyone has her in his stronghold

[burnt tree]

loses**

[burnt tree]

tbf both Echidna and Brel are the biggest liars ever

one uses illusions the other charm

its gg

[dusty linden]

Why is kazeros GRR at my baby Echidna?

[burnt tree]

wdym

[neon cedar]

They're catty women fighting for kazeros

[dusty linden]

in the trailer it said kazeros is dissapointed with her

shes trash at her job or smthn idk

[burnt tree]

Echidna was jealous of Brelshaza being Kazeros's most trusted Commander

So she tried to assasinate her with Vykas's help

[dusty linden]

lied on her resume

[burnt tree]

but Vykas snitched her to Brel, and they "killed" her

and Brel proposed Kazeros for Vykas to replace her

[neon cedar]

Well she did get back stabbed and was gone for awhile. Then when she came back she laid pretty low

[burnt tree]

And she told Brel when they met in Kurzan

that shes not the same way she was

her survival might be related to Chaos

or Echidna becoming a Follower or a Primordial herself

If anything i dont think Echidna cares that Kazeros doesnt trust her

if anything it makes sense lmao

[dusty linden]

shes in it to sleep with Zosma

[neon cedar]

I could see her jumping ship last min to hang with kakul

[dusty linden]

waiting for kazeros to ge kod

[burnt tree]

Zosma is Thaemine/Kharmine and shes had no known interactions with them

its highly possible Kharmine approached her tho

[neon cedar]

Thaemine is basically out. Akkan & Brel are prety die hard Kazeros bros

[burnt tree]

Thaemine recovered his memories so yeah he bailed

[neon cedar]

Echidna and Kakul go do new stuff

[dusty linden]

akkan is such a loser

he stinks

[neon cedar]

And Valtan stays dead hour 1 of story ripbozo

[burnt tree]

Valtan just sucked

loserrrr

[dusty linden]

wait if theamine bailed

why does he show up

[neon cedar]

You think Valtans soul is depressed and how much of a scub he is?

[dusty linden]

to nuke kadan or w/e

alongside kazeros

at the end

[neon cedar]

He bails with Kharmine at the end of G1 Mordum

[burnt tree]

^

Kharmine awakens ALL of Thaemines memories after G1

also b4 G1 Brelshaza tells him she will find Kharmine with us

[dusty linden]

sec

[burnt tree]

hence the reason we fight

[neon cedar]

He was half awakened after G4 Thae but he was still going with Kazeros. After G1 Mordum he chooses to leave with Kharmine on his own now

[burnt tree]

man cant wait for reset

cutscenes will be added in memory chamber

tired of ppl skipping them

we also get the raid post-quest and FARUZ RAPPORT

or w/e shes called in the west

i prefer Yuzu tho

[dusty linden]

im trying to remember which cutscene it was or when it was

you had varkan theamine and kazeros

[wintry depot]

i still didnt start rimeria tome XD

[neon cedar]

Same

[dusty linden]

nuking kadan

[wise pasture]

[burnt tree]

mines somewhat ass

[wintry depot]

giga slacking

[burnt tree]

the Act 3 post-quest answers what happend with Kadan in that 1v3

and its HUGE

[thorny olive]

in nm u can just kill him

[neon cedar]

In what way? it was the end of North Kurzan where Kadan stayed behind to fight Varkan, Thae & Kazeros

Idk if weve seen back doing anything yet

[burnt tree]

it also confirms Kadan is a Haal

but the problem is, we already knew hes a Haal cause of Russia

[wise pasture]

we were pretty close on hm as well to it, was on last platform for like 20s

[thorny olive]

:0

[burnt tree]

the Tier 4 Kadan card calls him "Kadan, The Last Haal" not "The Relic Finder"

and the describtion says he found clues about his people

[swift tree]

She a primordial bet

[thorny olive]

Thaemine is Kadan

[burnt tree]

yeah i think the same

if she wasnt already, she became one

and im convinced she became one because of how she reacts when we defeat her

[wise pasture]

not really, more like evil clone from another time or whatever it is

[burnt tree]

Thaemine is Zosma kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[thorny olive]

Kadan is evil

[wise pasture]

I mean, he is the last haal

[burnt tree]

soon

[dusty linden]

this shit

[thorny olive]

dont do it

[wise pasture]

[burnt tree]

i cant even if i wanted to

gotta wait for AGS to add Sien in vendor

[neon cedar]

That was the end of north kruzan

[thorny olive]

don't resurrect him

[burnt tree]

didnt u hear Armen? its inevitable

like thanos

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-snap-inevitable-marvel-avengers-endgame-gif-14599588

[thorny olive]

armen is dumb

[neon cedar]

true, fk armen

[burnt tree]

oi

be nice to the regulus-powered twink

[wise pasture]

well, he almost fell from cliff for what, the 3rd time now?

[swift tree]

tl;dr all same person (Varkan/Thaemine being controlled by Kazeros)

[dusty linden]

varkan is a dick

[burnt tree]

Wait i just realised

[thorny olive]

https://tenor.com/view/lostark-funny-gif-26091601

[burnt tree]

what the fk did he do to Varkan if hes not in the raid

[neon cedar]

Rip my boy Luen, who was there for the team and didn't whine like armen

[thorny olive]

pet

[swift tree]

Varkan and Kazeros have the same VO in both versions

[wise pasture]

I wish we could do that

[dusty linden]

hes gonna ride him

[burnt tree]

did he fuse with him like Akkan did to Behemoth

[wintry depot]

we could

when game was new

[dusty linden]

akkan fused with behemoth

where is this lore

[wintry depot]

there was 2 choices

[thorny olive]

me too

[wintry depot]

help or kick him

[wise pasture]

i wanna do it now!

[wintry depot]

XD

[swift tree]

Behemoth epilogue

[burnt tree]

behemoth post quest

[wintry depot]

ok it was help and not help i think

[neon cedar]

Varkan for super crippled mid moredumb. He's on the bench

[dusty linden]

bro akkan needs to STOP

he sucks

[burnt tree]

Akkan cant do anything now all g

[swift tree]

Akkan’s Armour in Aegir was made when he did it

[burnt tree]

[swift tree]

Burned up using Behemoth’s guardian will

[burnt tree]

[swift tree]

Hidden quest let you kick, the behind the scenes one

[thorny olive]

oh

the uh

simulation

quest

[wise pasture]

[dusty linden]

the 30 seconds or whatever we got of kazeros final raid g1

i dont think i can do it chat

[wintry depot]

ooooh

[dusty linden]

memo isnt gonna be there to help

[wise pasture]

Yeet Armen from cliff? I can do it for you, no need to ask

[wintry depot]

i knew i did that

[thorny olive]

30s enrage timer

[wintry depot]

but i didnt remember where

[thorny olive]

Bridge

Bridge brok

To prieholm

[dusty linden]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-pokemon-funny-trusty-frying-gif-4115015

[thorny olive]

From armens sex dungeon

[bleak zinc]

[wintry depot]

no it was at that place

i remember i did it on ru

[thorny olive]

Arna russian

[wintry depot]

oh god no

[swift tree]

Had a bunch of concept art and “story ahead” stuff. Like how the room in Ignis Cathedral was originally the design for the place where you’d combine the Ark.
(not the cathedral itself just the design of that trippy room where Armen floats).

[thorny olive]

https://tenor.com/view/lostark-funny-gif-26091601

[swift tree]

Kinda funny how Kazeros’ throne room looks like it

[thorny olive]

Yeah it was very interesting and funny

Lost ark beta

Insights from the devs and everything, back when they liked their game

[turbid oriole]

just turn off autoskip blame it on the lowest ilvl

[burnt tree]

its fiiiine

i can watch it at wednesday on memory chamber

[thorny olive]

Blame it on the paladin or the lowest ilvl

[wintry depot]

sadly i saw act 3 cutscenes in full multiple times

i hate them

well i didnt see

[thorny olive]

Wuut

[wintry depot]

i just had my head on desk

and insulting them

[thorny olive]

Everyone insta skips my mordums so I don't get to see, big saddies

[wintry depot]

lucky

[thorny olive]

Naw I did see them in our first prog group

But otherwise nyo

[thorny olive]

[wintry depot]

my back hurts

i want to go bed

[thorny olive]

Man I had such a massive headache when I finally cleared

Garbage raid

[wintry depot]

yeah

i hate it

[thorny olive]

Lying down now and it's going away

Lol

[turbid oriole]

touch your toes

[thorny olive]

Booba makes back achey :(

[swift magnet]

mooooar silver i need it xD

[glacial marsh]

Wow

[wise pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

[bleak zinc]

next time 2 million for sure

[swift magnet]

[thorny olive]

Or 5m

Ur favorite

[swift magnet]

that one i saw like 2-3 times

[uncut dirge]

guy runs cursed doll + stab status

[wise pasture]

where is my 200k gold still nothing

[swift tree]

[uncut dirge]

then blames support for "not having an engraving"

"cause artist wouldn't heal"

[wintry depot]

ah no its just because im a gremlin on my chair

[wise pasture]

[swift magnet]

[thorny olive]

@past ginkgo

[wise pasture]

he really hates his pots I guess

[uncut dirge]

because "artist is pocketing breaker"

then i check stats

breaker damage tanked: 600k, the complainer: 1m

[swift tree]

Sit on a chair correctly

[burnt tree]

makes sense Antares was a being of Order

[swift tree]

[uncut dirge]

meanwhile shields blocked the least for him because he'd leave

ahhhhhh

[burnt tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1351248381426532445/1380574337362432080/l_EP13_GDRAGON_.gif

[thorny olive]

We actually had everyone alive when we cleared

[swift magnet]

i love such ppl

[wintry depot]

its haaaaaard

[swift magnet]

[wintry depot]

i keep sitting on my foot aswell and then my foot hurts and i cant walk

[thorny olive]

Ezpz Aya best sup

[swift tree]

Temple dedicated to Key Ark and throne room made using same Ark

[wise pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/picard-facepalm-oh-no-oh-hell-no-no-gif-10723914200679373178

[burnt tree]

Antares sir time to stay dead

[swift tree]

Oh one of THOSE sitters

[wintry depot]

yeah thats darek's expression when i say my foot hurts XD

[wintry depot]

YES!

[thorny olive]

XD

[wintry depot]

i hate sitting correctly

idk

i think its an illness

[thorny olive]

Bad habit

[uncut dirge]

you know what's kind of crazy tho

[thorny olive]

Or scoliosis

[wintry depot]

well

both

[uncut dirge]

Z shield blocked as much as hopper almost

[wintry depot]

XD

[thorny olive]

XD

[wintry depot]

i keep fucking up my nails aswell

everytime they grow

i cut

[thorny olive]

Z shield is great

[past ginkgo]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[lone rampart]

i found the name for my female pally

[past ginkgo]

[wintry depot]

everytime i want to search g3 log in the meter

i write mordumb

they should rename

[wise pasture]

[uncut dirge]

saber

[thorny olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985680627762348092/1386478372833722459/LOSTARK_w6FoVZaXNA.png?ex=6859da1b&is=6858889b&hm=fb44012d7fe93b2e2a0cdff93a4af97aba9af17b8b59533e2357b40718f9e8fa&

[lone rampart]

it is called Katsaber

[uncut dirge]

i knew it

[wise pasture]

ech, dont have enough for head 🫠

[swift tree]

Thaemine card?

[wintry depot]

factory is running

[swift magnet]

i must do lifeskill xD

[thorny olive]

@swift tree yes

[swift magnet]

and trhen decide

[wintry depot]

is it masochism if i do ah40 weapon on 2 chars next week

[swift magnet]

craft hp potions,stims or fusions xD

[wintry depot]

probably right

[obtuse oyster]

yes

[uncut dirge]

no

[swift magnet]

[uncut dirge]

cause you're gonna do that eventually anyway

[thorny olive]

Yes

[wintry depot]

its either i do ah40 on bard

or i buy lvl 8 gem

[thorny olive]

Lvl 8 gem is cheaper

[past ginkgo]

That title looks so much better tbh

[thorny olive]

Did u see the loot xD

[lone rampart]

very

[wintry depot]

ye but 40 looks better

[past ginkgo]

OOOOH

LOL

[wintry depot]

SHE GOT A SECOND SIDEREAL

[wise pasture]

meanwhile me doing it with bound mats only cause I can

[thorny olive]

I didn't even notice myself at first, I was like, oh, leg card - wait a second, WHATS THAT

[wintry depot]

oh yeah its a problem also

[thorny olive]

[wintry depot]

i dont have enough bound reds on bard

[uncut dirge]

imagine being so rich you dont even react to a sidereal energy drop

[thorny olive]

It's beautiful

[lone rampart]

congratz Kat

[wise pasture]

I have enough like to 35 weapon, have to wait for rest

[thorny olive]

It just doesn't stand out to me

[wintry depot]

wait how much reds u need

[past ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-vince-mcmahon-gif-20562072

[uncut dirge]

err

is the game ok

[wintry depot]

ehhhh

i think i have 30k

[wise pasture]

now if only they had proper value

[wintry depot]

well i guess i got my answer

XD

[thorny olive]

I still take it, 370k for doing a raid

Worth it

[uncut dirge]

still looks empty

[wise pasture]

nice bonus true

[wintry depot]

i only miss 20k

not that bad

[swift magnet]

ya

[swift tree]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-mushrooms-wrong-gif-19133992

[thorny olive]

Shinyy

I put it on market because I'm evil

[wise pasture]

ech, need like 51k

[swift magnet]

nopt counting the bound mats xD

[wintry depot]

i sold my unbound reds like yesterday

xDD

[swift magnet]

maybe i sell half of these when fem pala drops xD

[wintry depot]

guess i shouldnt have

[thorny olive]

[swift magnet]

i would never sell reds

[wintry depot]

my juices are sadge anyway

[thorny olive]

They don't do anything anyway

[swift magnet]

those are gone xD have like nothing elft xD

[swift tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuta-azusagawa-phone-throw-bunny-girl-senpai-seishun-buta-yarou-gif-25098289

[wintry depot]

you forgot im lucky with advanced honing

[thorny olive]

Turd master

[swift tree]

[wintry depot]

tho my bard weapon 30 was dogshit adventure

[swift tree]

So many chisels

[past ginkgo]

Strom Vanquisher ❤️

[thorny olive]

[past ginkgo]

I mean, imagine being Lord of thunder

[thorny olive]

Gross

[swift tree]

Bored of Chunder

[thorny olive]

Personally, Thunderbolt Master looks better than Lord of the turds

[past ginkgo]

100%

[wintry depot]

i prefer having first title just because i can be proud of my clear

[swift tree]

@wintry depot this or tucked all the way under?

[wintry depot]

all the way under

XD

[burnt tree]

Monarch of the North best title

[thorny olive]

[swift tree]

crushed circulation

[thorny olive]

How many pulls did you do before clear

I had 210..

[swift tree]

I keep forgetting to do weeklies

[burnt tree]

now u remembered

[swift magnet]

😭

[wintry depot]

idk, i clear my logs often

[swift tree]

At rank 14

[wintry depot]

my pc tends to lag with too many logs

[swift tree]

Saviour of Rowen peasant

[thorny olive]

[wintry depot]

i sit like this XD

XDDDD

[swift magnet]

BANANA

best title

[burnt tree]

BAHANA OF BANANA

[swift tree]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-gif-9385274

[thorny olive]

Yeah when I sit like that I stop feeling my foot xD

And when I try walk it's impossible

[wintry depot]

i get that

every day

multiple times a day sometimes

[swift tree]

https://tenor.com/view/man-paper-crumple-why-did-i-make-this-gif-8098631362432908196

[thorny olive]

[uncut dirge]

basically

your'e cutting off blood flow to your leg

[wintry depot]

i know

[uncut dirge]

great idea long-term to cause issues

[wintry depot]

my bloodflow is already terrible

but im dumb

idk

[uncut dirge]

time to get up

every hour

[thorny olive]

The heart is in her foot now?

[uncut dirge]

and go for a run around the block

[wintry depot]

at 39? no way

[uncut dirge]

heart aint strong enough to properly pump blood up from the legs

it uses muscle movements to help that along

[wintry depot]

mb, its only 34 rn

[swift tree]

leg sits across thigh, pinches body’s largest artery

[uncut dirge]

if you sit and your ass hurts after sitting

[swift tree]

25

[thorny olive]

But she meant when sitting on her foot

[uncut dirge]

it's usually because you didn't move around enough while sitting and reduced blood flow

if you do some weird stuff with legs that makes it worse

[wintry depot]

xddd

[past ginkgo]

Imagine... I would be dead at this point

then

But I'm still here

[wintry depot]

yeah my ass hurts aswell every evening

[swift tree]

Oh I thought age and was making a joke

[wintry depot]

AH

xD

[thorny olive]

[wintry depot]

na im 30

everyone knows it since i leaked my passport

[swift tree]

19*C here

[wintry depot]

[midnight marlin]

oldge

[swift tree]

25*

[uncut dirge]

i didn't know it

it's 7C outside right now

how amazing is that

it's also 3am tho

[thorny olive]

16

[wise pasture]

well we have 16 since it is night

[uncut dirge]

also it's midsummer eve

[wise pasture]

and like 29 during day

[thorny olive]

Ya

[uncut dirge]

so rain is guaranteed today

[wintry depot]

at least it will go down

[past ginkgo]

Atleast you don't sit like this xD on your chair

[thorny olive]

[wintry depot]

i think my way is worse

[wintry depot]

colder than me!

where you live

[thorny olive]

Very airy

[wise pasture]

mid eu, czech

[wintry depot]

ooooh

[turbid oriole]

[wintry depot]

i wanna visit czech one day

[thorny olive]

I been to Czech, Prague, it was nice

[wise pasture]

it has plenty of cool places, especially historical and nature

[wintry depot]

(u didnt need to say mid eu, i know where czech is ;__;)

[turbid oriole]

brooooo u gonna be turtling in that pose

[thorny olive]

People forget ur Canadian, not Usadian

[wintry depot]

ah no its not because of that

[uncut dirge]

the hottest it has got here this year is 24C in june

[wintry depot]

my geography fuckign sucks

[turbid oriole]

fr*nch canadien

[wintry depot]

its just that i have czech origins

[wise pasture]

pfff 24 is cold

[thorny olive]

Quebecian

[uncut dirge]

which is funny

[wintry depot]

so i know where it is

XD

[uncut dirge]

it got to 27C in april

like a week after it was -5C

[wintry depot]

feels like canada

we have the exact same

[uncut dirge]

it's almost as far north as canada

[thorny olive]

Me too, but I can just look up a map if needed too

[wintry depot]

30 and one week later, its fucking snowing

[wise pasture]

that is quite the change

[wintry depot]

na, i live in south canada xD

like completely south

[uncut dirge]

59 degrees north

[wintry depot]

im 1h from the us border

[wise pasture]

well, bedtime it is

[past ginkgo]

Wtf feryn

You are in czech?

[wintry depot]

ineri czech too?

[midnight marlin]

but its only 17:22

[past ginkgo]

HOW do you only have 28

WHAT

[thorny olive]

Ineri German I think

[wintry depot]

yeah

i

got confused

[turbid oriole]

https://tenor.com/jHa6ZIfhbbh.gif

[wintry depot]

and im even more confused

[midnight marlin]

today is tuesday in california

[thorny olive]

She was saying it was cold for Czech

[turbid oriole]

[wintry depot]

oooh

[past ginkgo]

I'm just the country south, we gonna have 35 °C next week

[wintry depot]

i seeee

[past ginkgo]

....

[wintry depot]

wait

what is south of czech

italy

[past ginkgo]

Austria

[thorny olive]

Oh Austrian

[wintry depot]

i

im opening google maps

OOOH

i thought austria was ont he right of czech

XD

SEE

MY GEOGRAPHY SUCKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thorny olive]

[charred void]

the land of the kangoroos

[past ginkgo]

oh nvm they updated it down

[thorny olive]

No that's Australia

[wintry depot]

ok my geography doesnt suck THAT BAD

[charred void]

no no

[past ginkgo]

32 °C still

[thorny olive]

Ineri bikini

[wintry depot]

its 34 here

[charred void]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-melt-shookt-gif-14183726

[wintry depot]

and im supposed to be a northern country

[swift magnet]

come play with me xD

[past ginkgo]

No slovakia is east of czech

[thorny olive]

No Slovakia

[wintry depot]

yeah but i thought it was east of czechoslovakia

i thought ukraine was smaller

[thorny olive]

CZECHOSLOVAKIA

Doesn't exist anymore arna

[wintry depot]

i know

[past ginkgo]

Nono between Czech and Slovenia/Italy

[wintry depot]

idk if my family is from czech or slovakia

[past ginkgo]

Germany is also having borders

[wintry depot]

since they left way before it separated

[thorny olive]

Oh ur family is from Czechoslovakia

[wintry depot]

yeah

[swift tree]

It exists in our hearts

[uncut dirge]

@wintry depotdamn i didn't realize how far south canada goes

[wintry depot]

they left in 1936

for obvious reasons

[wintry depot]

YEP!

[uncut dirge]

i'm like on the equivalent of the upper parts of quebec

[swift tree]

mostly as cholesterol

[past ginkgo]

I'm like literally in the middle of europe

[uncut dirge]

the main area

[past ginkgo]

but further towards slovenia

[wintry depot]

im here xD

[swift tree]

Chair Sitting Laws

[thorny olive]

Canada goes up far enough u can touch ice on summer

[past ginkgo]

I'm living south east austria

East is always hot weather the last years...

[swift tree]

as opposed to east-middle australia

[wintry depot]

most canadians lives near the border

[uncut dirge]

damn

[thorny olive]

The last one is definitely the most comfortable.. for about 5 minutes

[wintry depot]

north is unhabitable

[uncut dirge]

yeah, but quebec doesn't

[swift tree]

not with that attitude

[past ginkgo]

Here, our borders

[wintry depot]

the 3 biggest city in canada are toronto, montreal and vancouver
they all close to the border

[thorny olive]

No, there's 1 guy up there

[wintry depot]

its mostly first nations or scientists

[wintry depot]

its like middle of australia, no one lives there

[swift tree]

only to keep Italy and Germany from fighting?

[past ginkgo]

Oh that is Tyrol

On the west of Austria

[thorny olive]

@swift tree lives there..

[swift tree]

Venice immediately sinks

[wintry depot]

i know

thats why i said it

australians are our brothers

[thorny olive]

He's the only one who lives in the middle of Australia

[swift tree]

I don’t live in the middle

[thorny olive]

Shush, yes you do

[uncut dirge]

australia would be such a cool place

[swift tree]

I’m not a cryptid

[uncut dirge]

if it didn't have all the venomous animals

and didn't try to ban video games

[swift tree]

? you know that stopped, right?

[past ginkgo]

I mean you can always come here as well

But winter is lots of snow

[uncut dirge]

it didn't tho

[past ginkgo]

LIKE A LOT

[uncut dirge]

you still need permission from the government to publish a game

[thorny olive]

[uncut dirge]

everything that doesn't get permission is banned by default

[wintry depot]

australia has quokkas

they are pretty cute

[uncut dirge]

only like china does something like this

[past ginkgo]

Australia banned social media for youth people

I think

[swift magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/quokka-gif-6974762979798871310

[past ginkgo]

Actually gigachad

[wintry depot]

https://tenor.com/view/awww-animals-cuteness-quokka-gif-17999442

[uncut dirge]

well that's not gonna do anything

[thorny olive]

Ur not Australian.. how can u know

[uncut dirge]

because i found out about this long ago

cause i really liked australia

[wintry depot]

https://tenor.com/view/quokka-eating-cute-gif-10460905430642286049

[uncut dirge]

and this has been my sticking point

[wintry depot]

they look so dumb

i love them

[swift magnet]

prog weeks....slacking on cubes aaaaaaaa

[teal thistle]

What the heck is this?

[uncut dirge]

so i keep track of it like once a year

[wintry depot]

A QUOKKA

[thorny olive]

Well Americans spread fake news about every country, like Australia trying to ban anime

[swift magnet]

all chars except main 6 look like this aaaaaa

[past ginkgo]

Well the only reason why I don't go to Australia

[uncut dirge]

it's not entirely without merit though

[past ginkgo]

I hate spiders

[teal thistle]

WTFFFF

[uncut dirge]

they have done some questionable media censorship before

and are passing weird laws

[past ginkgo]

And they got spiders of the size of a human head l0l0l0

[thorny olive]

[thorny olive]

aaa

[uncut dirge]

but man

[past ginkgo]

Like wtf huge ones

[wintry depot]

https://tenor.com/view/platypus-walking-swag-gif-19817631

[uncut dirge]

actually the spiders and venomous snakes aren't my biggest worry with australian wildlife

it's really the giant crocodiles

[wintry depot]

you dont have that much wildlifes in big cities im pretty sure

[thorny olive]

Those are just swamp puppies

[uncut dirge]

no

these are not swamp puppies

these live in the sea

and eat sharks

[thorny olive]

Australia still has dinosaurs

[uncut dirge]

like they are 1-1.5 tons

[thorny olive]

Non bird dinosaur..

[swift tree]

In fairness it’s been shown time and time again to negatively impact mental health because US companies would rather profit over actual content moderation.

[uncut dirge]

they are also pretty fast at running on land

[past ginkgo]

I tell you, Australia is gigachad for this

[thorny olive]

Yes, that's US in a nutshell

[wintry depot]

aus gigachad

[stark sky]

i started a roster

[uncut dirge]

ok idk if they are faster than humans

[stark sky]

that does nothing but cook in the stronghold

[swift tree]

At least we’re not trying to ban all porn from the internet, censor gay people, remove civil rights progress & reinstall fascism

[stark sky]

and boy does it make a lot of money

[thorny olive]

[uncut dirge]

didn't ya ban small boobs or something

[thorny olive]

Sounds American

[uncut dirge]

a long time ago

[past ginkgo]

South Korea also banned p.... though

[swift tree]

?

[past ginkgo]

[thorny olive]

[wintry depot]

hmmmm

[swift tree]

Well yeah, Lost Ark is legal porn and gambling for Korea

[thorny olive]

No porn of Ineri

[wintry depot]

i guess needs to stop before it becomes too political

I CAN SMELL IT

[past ginkgo]

YES

[wintry depot]

https://tenor.com/view/catsniff-catsmell-smell-cat-gif-25675708

[past ginkgo]

STOP

[uncut dirge]

anyway

if you like the idea of australia

but want less weird politics, less dangerous animals

then you've got new zealand

better climate too

no cool giant desert tho

[thorny olive]

New Zealand is a half sunken continent

[uncut dirge]

also in new zealand you're always gonna have high ping in online games

[swift tree]

There’s weird out of date laws like all taxis must keep an emergency bale of hay in QLD. It’s illegal to wear pink short-shorts on Sundays as a male and illegal to dress as Batman and Robin in Melbourne

[uncut dirge]

unless you play poe

[uncut dirge]

do people really say "g'day mate" in australia?

[swift tree]

My guy, NZ is having a political meltdown rn

[thorny olive]

It's illegal to yawn during church time

[swift tree]

Every day, Paul Hogan gets hated even more

[thorny olive]

Hulk Hogan

[uncut dirge]

ngl

[swift tree]

illegal to carry a fish suspiciously in London

[uncut dirge]

i really thought this was just an exaggeration people said about australians

[thorny olive]

That one is understandable

[wintry depot]

i think most countries has some weird laws

[thorny olive]

Fishes are very sus..

[uncut dirge]

mine doesn't!

well, a little, but not really

[swift tree]

Anyone turning up to UK parliament in full armour must be beheaded

[thorny olive]

All countries do

[uncut dirge]

nah

all the laws were made in the last 30 years

not enough time to get weird laws people forget about

[thorny olive]

Well ok if they removed old laws

Sure

[uncut dirge]

i mean

[uncut dirge]

soviet union collapsed

remade country

[thorny olive]

Das what I meaan

[wintry depot]

HAHAHAHA

[lone rampart]

@wintry depot u canadian ?

[wintry depot]

i dont disagree

[wintry depot]

yes

[uncut dirge]

ok there are some weird legal situations

[swift tree]

“Flatten your penny” sounds like a euphemism

[worldly hawk]

why is this considered a "weird" law

[uncut dirge]

for example it's illegal to be publicly intoxicated and a nuisance

except in one park in one city

next to the main university building

because people have been doing that for like 300 years

[swift tree]

NOT THE AUTOBAHN!

[worldly hawk]

it's the same in germany btw

[wintry depot]

i ahve no idea XD

[uncut dirge]

i've actually done this

[wintry depot]

whats autobahn

the big route?

[swift tree]

destroying crown property

[uncut dirge]

it's the thing moustache man built

in germany

[wintry depot]

Germany's Autobahn under Coronavirus Feels Like the '60s Again
The Autobahn is Germany's national system of controlled-access highways, often referred to as the German motorway system. It's known for having some sections with no mandatory speed limits for certain vehicles.

ooo

[swift tree]

Americans trying to say “Autobahn”

[wintry depot]

I FOUND IT SO WEIRD

when darek was driving freely

[past ginkgo]

Autobahn

[wintry depot]

no speed limit

[past ginkgo]

[wintry depot]

unless there was renovations

[worldly hawk]

well it's not no speed limit everywhere

but yeah if there is none you can go as fast as you want

[wintry depot]

yeah

[thorny olive]

I mean.. depends what kind of autobahn, if it has a side lane if ur car breaks down it's weird how running out of gas would be illegal (maybe a leak)
But it's not that weird when someone's just dumb, doesn't fill the tank up and runs out in the middle of the autobahn xD

[wintry depot]

its weird af for me

[astral ermine]

when my family was stationed over there in the 90s we had this dinky Ford Festiva, practically a go-kart. Going 80 in the right lane of the autobahn trying not to slow anyone down

[uncut dirge]

running out of gas impedes traffic

[worldly hawk]

also if you run out of fuel it's a 50€ fine and you might have to pay for the emergency response

[swift magnet]

hmmmm

[thorny olive]

Ye, thats why I said it's not weird when someone's an idiot who doesn't fill up the tank

[swift magnet]

[wintry depot]

fuck i chatted too much here, forgot my chaos

[past ginkgo]

Meanwhile... we got 130 limit everywhere here

[uncut dirge]

rip

[uncut dirge]

we don't even get that here

mostly 90 and 110

[worldly hawk]

i still need to do my solo raids on my ratty chars but i'm too

[thorny olive]

Ineri zoooming

Going 130 in cities

[past ginkgo]

It's only 130 limit on the fast roads though

[thorny olive]

130 past the kindergarten

[past ginkgo]

Villages is 50, central villages 30

Same for cities

[swift magnet]

hmm unlimited on the autobahn many times xD

[thorny olive]

Unlimited.. but..

[charred void]

until you run into construction sites every 50 km

[thorny olive]

So true

[worldly hawk]

remember if you ever come to germany, there are 3 rules on the autobahn, if it's free you have to drive on the right, there is ALWAYS someone faster than you and make a lane in the middle for emergency vehicles in case of a jam

and ofc adhere to driving laws

[uncut dirge]

survival of the fittest

[thorny olive]

4th rule, driving under 100 is illegal

[swift magnet]

ya even if you drive 200 there's someone with 250 behind you. can identify them by not seeing car logo = bmw xD

[worldly hawk]

6 month jail, driving licence gone forever and 2000€ fine assuming it's a 30 zone

[worldly hawk]

BMW or Audi

the will do a little

on your bumper

[swift magnet]

ya haha

[thorny olive]

Piggy or ring car

[worldly hawk]

also why can't ever country do this, just look at this beauty

[thorny olive]

The guy standing in the middle of the road is the best part

[worldly hawk]

there shouldn't really be anyone driving through the middle so i can understand it

and you can hear emergency response from far away

[thorny olive]

Interesting how it's 2 fat lanes but they drive far enough to the side its basically a 3 laner

[worldly hawk]

well there is a shoulder

[swift magnet]

its a must for police and so on to get to the accident faster

and the fine for blocking that lane is amssiv

[thorny olive]

[worldly hawk]

i think it was 4 points in flensburg and a 800€ fine

8 points = licence

[thorny olive]

Wish I could fine lost ark players like that

8 points = banned

[glad robin]

Huh

[charred void]

dying twice to non wipe mechanics in a raid = you lose title

[worldly hawk]

ah no it's 2 different offenses, one if for not building the lane, and the other one is for impeding emergency response

[thorny olive]

Dying in G3 hm = ban

[glad robin]

Holy disaster will happen to titles

[worldly hawk]

would make titles actually mean something again

[swift magnet]

bussers will go bankrupt. no more bakers xD

[worldly hawk]

i second what fayten said

[glad robin]

XDddd

[charred void]

would remove 99% of the thunder clowns

[glad robin]

[thorny olive]

Actually true

[uncut dirge]

it would just mean dps play with heavy armor

[thorny olive]

Would be amazing

[past ginkgo]

Baker sounds like a guy who would buy infernal cape service on OSRS

LOL

[swift magnet]

or they learn to respect the mechs and not greed if they cant dodge

[glad robin]

And dude i swear ik u from somewhere

[thorny olive]

Unless ur sup, then its ok

[past ginkgo]

I doubt this guy could even do Fire Cape tbh

If he gotta buy raid titles on LOA

[uncut dirge]

also if you're support and die to damage

your character gets deleted

[thorny olive]

Real

[lunar hedge]

Thunderbolt Master (Common)

[glad robin]

U played during thaemine right

[thorny olive]

Thunderbolt Clown

[charred void]

(bought)

[swift magnet]

exlcude triple stacked puddles pls. thats a crime to stack them

[worldly hawk]

thundercuck master

[charred void]

im playing since release

[thorny olive]

Stacking puddles = wipe mechanic now

[glad robin]

I think i met u there but problem is i have a new discord so it shows we have no messages

[swift magnet]

not cenetring the boss. he does booemrang dps gets knocked into triple puddle dead

[glad robin]

Pog

[thorny olive]

This happened kind of, he gave puddles, then he did Boomerang and I just got knocked straight into a puddle and exploded after being stunned for ages in it

In one of the pulls today

[charred void]

the poor esther guy isnt on the screen

[swift magnet]

ya i saw that happen very often during xD

[glad robin]

Who

[charred void]

some gunslinger

[worldly hawk]

ofc the guy that spends the most money isn't on the screen

money can't buy you skill

just look at baker

[thorny olive]

Evil boss

[swift magnet]

it evil ya

[glad robin]

I just woke up its cursed its 4 am

[thorny olive]

Me on my rat 1680 outdpsing a 1700 whale

[swift magnet]

[worldly hawk]

do i log in and do my raids on my 1580 ratties

[thorny olive]

Yes

[glad robin]

Tf u gonna do kayangel

XD

[past ginkgo]

Of course no enhanced weapon seed again

AAAH

[thorny olive]

Enhanced Ineri

[worldly hawk]

i don't spend my rent money weekly into the game to have a ful 1680 roster

[glad robin]

Neither do i

[worldly hawk]

then you have played since day 1

[past ginkgo]

I already spent 1500 hours in this red cage

And I'm still not done hahaha

[swift magnet]

that me

[thorny olive]

[thorny olive]

Ur a whale

[swift magnet]

WA

time whale true

[worldly hawk]

it's you either spend shit tons of money, played since day one or played for 1 1/2 years ish and spend moderatly

i started in late october last year again

[thorny olive]

Or just be lucky af

[worldly hawk]

or be zheng true

[glad robin]

Or like someone ik dropping high high

7 times

[thorny olive]

Yeah..

[worldly hawk]

baldboi

[thorny olive]

Baldboi plays game on easy mode

[worldly hawk]

yeah just drop a couple high-mids and high-highs and bus everything

[thorny olive]

Everything is free to him

...

[glad robin]

Who tf is baldboi

[thorny olive]

Baldboi

[glad robin]

Idk who that is

[teal thistle]

Me

https://tenor.com/view/bald-comb-no-hair-hair-hairstyle-gif-698594237738928206

[charred void]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-melt-shookt-gif-14183726

[past ginkgo]

Any predictions how much CG killcount I will need to complete this

[teal thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

[worldly hawk]

yes.

[teal thistle]

Whya re you playing a tamagotchi game?

https://tenor.com/view/tamagotchi-90s-toy-gif-4039310

[past ginkgo]

Give a number

I'm at 430

[worldly hawk]

sir that is OSRS

[past ginkgo]

Already surpassed 3000 hours on this account again, I made it last year LOL

[uncut dirge]

impressive

[glad robin]

Oh

[teal thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/musical-calculator音樂計算機-gif-11734517