#lost-ark-discussions
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@dawn yacht i am scared to play with this guy ngl
Its joever
oh.
Do 35
Never at this rate

@midnight marlin carry me hard aegir i beg
Weekend

get me clear first
okkayge
are you even naw

Imagine if you weren’t on the wrong server
Fuego needs to clear his shedule i think

Bro 
I could 1 rep max prolly 
it wouldve been free
Did ur static actually prog without u or what

like R
they probably thought the gates would reset for them 
apparently they will send re-entry tickets
uhuh
With 35kg ?
thats nothing tho
but idk im banned on offi discord
COPE
what's funny is they did nm on hm characters and now they can't do hm this week
yes
i mean idc i cleared 
Legit so stupid
Ty for inv ?
ppl who entered earlier
Ditcher
should have perished

I cant cuz no supps
Plus idk why am i getting gatekpt
the leader of the pf was a support 


that quite literally is something 
Ur also doing normal satho
well yes
no reason to fomo hm
Not really
Same
gomen

I just bussed




Bus gold = rich
I’m f2p and didn’t bus and I’m still 1680
ancient accessories are money maker
exactly
i bussed only once
power of luck
Ye but u’re also luckier than zheng day
and it was pug
So doesnt count
atleast someone who acknowledges they got lucky
Do you actually struggle with 25kg or are you doing reps easy ?
made 60k just form clearing g1 then spent all on pitying armor

i think he got 1620 for free while i was pitying my way to 1610
I remember that cuz every 1 tap got i got tagged
rip bozos
LF bard carry euc
he wanted u to know frfr
Me in the year of 2085 still waiting for the english North Kurzan voice overs fixes.
damn thought ure darek for 2 seconds

Rosey ur still alive 

whats darek
Deserved
he posts the helicat gif
the most
Reps easy 
Then do more then 25kg 
He sleeping
unlucky

90%+ of the players are over 280 roster level this game is cooked for noobs
i mean 35kg dumbells would be my body weight

So ?
You’re 77 lb? Tf is wrong with you? Are you a dwarf?

35x2
im 74 kg
boiling shit takes so long this food needs to hurry tf up
xdd
stfu
https://x.com/VRChatKUMA/status/1849120876245246026 @midnight marlin
? @midnight marlin
never play with me again
what the FUCK
caught in 4k
@midnight marlin ?????
uhhh
woodcutting money RAHHHH
wait isnt this just like discount uhh
i forgot the name
with the red and blue tiles
201 Roster, nice f2p 
lvl 64 woodcutting here i go
i love playing sf and bombing bosses to their next phase
wait he mapped hastur
@rigid aurora was that directed at me or crazy 
i can actually go and save up for aura tbh
dude nm aegir died so fast i didnt get to hyper
its not but stops people from telling me to buy it every 2 mins
i dont believe it
u killed nm aegir in <5min?
ohh
And it dies too fast past that
ye
im cooked
no i was just holding it for burst
and then it just died
lmao
cuz i wasnt payin attention
ok thats your fault then

im talkin g1
going into g2 now
reyvll is watchin the cut scenes
is 78 the max quality?
wym cooked its jus him on slow mo like domain expansion jjk

chuan just say akkan
you looted a purple neck and sold it blank for 60k didn't you , gratz
mf gonna say akkan
if u h.awe there therws ni slow mo
100 
then why do i have 4 pieces with 78
its just ring
@midnight marlin do u use firefox
coinsidence
sure
wait, you guys are streaming? send link i need to rewatch vid anyways, good to watch a live one
explain what
@supple parrot friend whaling
next stop, brel nm x3 🚆
reyvll is streaming ye
ok cus i opened discord and clicked ctrl i in firefox and it crashed like 10 times
i saw him make prog lobby so ij oined
i thought that was like 30k, i looted purple blank earring and sold for 45k
cause its not allowed
do you not use the desktop app
but it is
ya i do
cus i could do it in chrome
😭
do you not use client
because its not allowed
it was 45k too and i also sold a blue earing
the screenshot 
are you trying to search? 
oi wtf
we arent in same server...
lol isee zheng in reyvll's chat
oh wait im blind
i read control f
blind
yeh find someone to log prog with
HACKERRRRR
https://www.twitch.tv/revyll here is stream for n2 prog if anyone needs to review the raid
I logprog with mander all the time
destiny 1 pfp 
rip too late to finish the rest of the raids
no more lobbies
should have crit my first 2 bombs last akkan SMH
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the fk, how he have 220k shards
i never have more than 5k shards on all char
can you all do a funny one with me
no cus u are a furry
thats furryphobia
i havel ike 500k on my main

and its 1690
?
what kind of honing luck is this

rmtduh?
they give a lot of shards
Omg yumi thats so sad
f2p+ gaming
and he also lucced 19 and 20
skill issue
I'm already 60+ artisan


skill issue
loser
cuz u dont help mokokos like me
gathering good karma
True
the joke was funny for me ok 😦
Lf dominant handsome and confident dps main that can choke me but not too tight but like kinda tight so I can’t get oxygen to my brain and they get that light headed feeling during prog. Looking for experienced player who can boost a submissive little mokoko through the event without any setbacks or issues. Can meow in vc and will do what you say so long as we clear consistently 
With his SHIT 9/7

Tru that tho
doesnt ishy have eclipse
I get it omorrow
o
no lmao
loser status
I don't do tfm unless I have a group
i thought u cleared that one time 
I aint pugging that shit
chaos dungeon time 
mbmb
if u didnt do it day 1 ur kind of not deserving of it
63 logging pog
sorry chuan
you also needed to be blindfolded gagged and tied up
otherwise it's kinda just not the same
like you were bussed otherwise lets be real
BERRYS FANTASIES
Honestly, if you didn't do it blind, with no knowledge of the raid.
PROJECTION
You're just trash.


berry diaries part 1
wotdefak
you cant delete now
this fit kinda go hard ngl
dude I've made like another 50k gold today from LOG PROG
love that sword
🤨
always has been
old life skills not so much
yeh
@midnight marlin found first deadlock hacker
pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
@midnight marlin found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
@midnight marlin found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
@midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
@midnight marlin found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%

@midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100% @thorn sluice funniest shit happened yesterday in kaya, 2 people got imprisoned by the restarin pattern, and right as they were about to be exploded, kaya's stag appeared and i got it to 0, they didn't gete released and remained chained for 20 seconds XD
@midnight marlin found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
???
@midnight marlin found second deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
dude i cant even open my mouth here u guys fill it with lies
I have to speak my truth. I was an exploiter. I'm not proud of it; but you have to understand the situation. Times were tough. The gold farm was running dry, and the drought of salty lost ark player tears had devastated our yields. We had no choice. The exploit was like a holy grail. I saw the opportunity and took it. I had alts to feed. A gambling addiction to sustain. I needed those mats. It was my last chance

@bitter lichen funniest shit that happened yesterday
@midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100% @thorn sluice funniest shit happened yesterday in kaya, 2 people got imprisoned by the restarin pattern, and right as they were about to be exploded, kaya's stag appeared and i got it to 0, they didn't gete released and remained chained for 20 seconds XD
is it getting jailed in kaya?
@midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100% @thorn sluice funniest shit happened yesterday in kaya, 2 people got imprisoned by the restarin pattern, and right as they were about to be exploded, kaya's stag appeared and i got it to 0, they didn't gete released and remained chained for 20 seconds XD
@midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
dude
no, we found a deadlock hacker
how it feels when whole chat is using 1 shared braincell
tbh there was some funny shit that happened yesterday. Keknobi got jailed in g2 ivory, then jailed again in g3 ivory by a diff party

tf r u doing @mystic basin
:anikannagun: how it feels when whole chat is using 1 shared braincell
@bitter lichen funniest shit that happened today @dawn yacht @midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
@bitter lichen funniest shit that happened today @dawn yacht @midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
4 thae bus
4 echi bus
4 behemoth bus
2 aegir bus
1 aegir hm
2 thae hm
2 echi hm
2 behemoth
4 thae bus
4 echi bus
4 behemoth bus
2 aegir bus
1 aegir hm
2 thae hm
2 echi hm
2 behemoth

4 thae bus
4 echi bus
4 behemoth bus
2 aegir bus
1 aegir hm
2 thae hm
2 echi hm
2 behemoth
@bitter lichen funniest shit that happened today @dawn yacht @midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100% @midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%
4 thae bus
4 echi bus
4 behemoth bus
2 aegir bus
1 aegir hm
2 thae hm
2 echi hm
2 behemoth
4 thae bus
4 echi bus
4 behemoth bus
2 aegir bus
1 aegir hm
2 thae hm
2 echi hm
2 behemoth
4 thae bus
4 echi bus
4 behemoth bus
2 aegir bus
1 aegir hm
2 thae hm
2 echi hm
2 behemoth
amazing chat logs
@bitter lichen funniest shit that happened today @dawn yacht @midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%@thorn sluice funniest shit happened yesterday in kaya, 2 people got imprisoned by the restarin pattern, and right as they were about to be exploded, kaya's stag appeared and i got it to 0, they didn't gete released and remained chained for 20 seconds XD
kae cute dont fire
@bitter lichen funniest shit that happened today @dawn yacht @midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday, found first deadlock hacker :Xlpepetired: pathetic dog triple the souls of every player and never missed a single shot everything hitting 100%@thorn sluice funniest shit happened yesterday in kaya, 2 people got imprisoned by the restarin pattern, and right as they were about to be exploded, kaya's stag appeared and i got it to 0, they didn't gete released and remained chained for 20 seconds XD
Hi dad

oh no
How sweet of you all to hand me a platter of mutes served up hot and fresh
its groovy time
???? wtf
Can't mute me if I mute myself first
i think the first mute should be Chuan. he started the spam
:3 hru gravy
@robust birch, This command has been replaced by /vanish with the added benefit of choosing your vanish time.
/vanish
good thing i took the pic so you could get to see it
wotdefak
Wait
holy shit no mercy
I mean they can delete them or even edit them, ill still know
/vanish 10mins
haha for once i didnt copypasta
Not good mood today, which makes this fun
ez
I warned you all before what happens when you copy pasta spam
aw :(

degen started
j ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
holy shit these hamburger steaks i made are W
kae started it


good thing ive never copy pasted in my life
Just so you all know, kae will be personally handing out the mutes at my direct order
WHAT THE FJCK
Hey so did anyone got banned from the SH thing or what
kae was part of it
THIS IS MADNESS
a lot
does that mean you get to mute Kae after?
your honor
can kae personally hand me something else
smh man we are in a delicate situation
but yes
what
Also all those who voted for 1 day will get a 1 day mute 
HELL YEAAAHHH


man i love this server
wait how do you guys know
what happened
i voted 1 day
WAIT

a lot got banned
IM INNOCENT
lol 2 days for u
because multiple people talked about it


huhh
Yes please jump start my time off early
so I dont have to do anything
i legit thought ags just completely forgot about it
wait whats this about 
Nah I'm gonna hand em out randomly over the next 4 days
its groovy time
i was doing dailies and accidentally clicked the 1 day button 
Ok who started it
Ill still be driving so
I win regardless
I WILL BAN THEM ALL
BITCH YOU

?
If it was Kae can we ban him finally
I have found patient zero
yes ples
so we can get mod perm stuff back
degen started and kae was part of it
User 178842106486456320 has been added to the Ion Cannon
Reason: patient zero

WOOHOO
LOL

Don't worry, ill hire more chat bots
dirty rat 
@gleaming pendant
ken started it
go fk yourself degen is taking the piss
WOW ITS ME
@gleaming pendant \
LETS GOOOO
hruu
Look at this weirdo tagging himself
Nth much, otw to work
bro about to get shot from a cannon and he's happy
@178842106486456320
HAHAHAHA STUPID
ooo :3
wtf it is u

@dawn yacht @midnight marlin funniest shit happened in deadlock yesterday,
mr groovy

this person right here
tf happened
Copypasta while otw to work 
where can you check if abusers got banned or nah?
we dont have wall of shame
nah im already banned bro
You cant
The wall would jus be full of berry
Bans aren't public unless someone comes crying about getting banned
tru

And mizu
my back hurts
Sit down frenchie
Berry fanfic and mizu shitpost
im sitting, i should prob lay instead
How bout roll
wouldn't, in theory, the small table you get with pizzas be a good anal bead
meow @gleaming pendant
@urban obsidian posting divided into three categories: sounds, begging, and low res images
just don't roll that far??
simple fix??
my apt is small
and me 
Wtf no, not at all wtf is wrong with you, are you a 1 man 1 jar enjoyer?
btw im a pack with aly, if anything happens to me aly should share the same fate
我们一起学猫叫,一起miaomiaomiao
no i'm just bored

LMAO
I don't know this furry, don't mix me with her 
Sing it chuan
Sunset
we know each other since uni
miao miao purrrr

(well technically i was still in uni when i joined here)
Fighter pov
I had patience when I first joined here
Holy shit he got a bottle @supple parrot
🥹
is this a good or a bad thing
we are besties, dont hide
Crazy actually, my son was in elementary school when I started this. He's in high school now
i dont understnad
👴
Did his puberty test your patience
The little table you get with pizza thats there to hold the box up
Only 6 raids and one gate left
Not too bad, but holy, some of the Echidna/Thammy's this weeek have been, spicy (not the good spice).
think about it, the table legs stretch your bungholius, meanwhile the tabletop acts like a cover
Grandpa Gravvy?

Nah not at all. Now when he broke the rear axle on my truck, that tested my ability to take him on a one way trip to a hole in the desert
what is 起
wait a minute
the idea is, something
what character is that
Hi dad
How do u even break the rear axle tho
It has not much of a meaning being a standalone char
Being a teenager stealing my truck when I'm out of town and doing teenager shit

if i knew what it sounded like i might know what you typed
lifes good when ur young
but im illiterate
i stole once
miaoooo
jailge
my mom told me i couldn't have spongebob bandaids when i was like 7-8. I took them
😂

Ask Latte, she speaks hieroglyphics
is hieroglyphics even spoken
🚶♂️ 👏 👇
Hi kitten
I'm sure at some point in time they were
Yes that's what net ends up translating into here
@gleaming pendant miao meow

is that why it just sounds like schizo to us
Actually ask icy, he translates Manga or anime or some shit
he's speaking words we simply dont understand
Gravvy don’t challenge anyone to any 1v1s anymore
he translates hentai
Bird afterlife papyrus = pizza anal bead
I won, yuzu cheated
before alexander the great conquered egypt
Same thing
he dont got the ones
Surely, your name being kitten for a week says otherwise
My name was never kitten
ayo new backpack time
Oh yeah u just had a cat girl pfp for a week
then they got conquered by the macedonians and the official language became greek. we still know how to speak in hieroglyphics thanks to the rosetta stone
Dandadan
get your mid new gen anime dogshit out of here
which was a small stone tablet with some text in 3 languages
whats the rosetta stone
a receipt
I just said dandadan bro
dandanadadadndadanddaddan
small stone with a text translated into 3 different languages
its a mix between egyptian ancient greek and something else i dont remember

nice
2 of them being ancient greek and hieroglyphics
french
right
i dont remember the 3rd language bcs it was never relevant 😂
Honestly pretty high ur basically 1640
I have a stat trak p90 in csgo that has 2024 kills i can't use until next year
wrong, actualy
If u can do nm u can do hm now
ye but everyone is also 1640
i thought it was french but it was actually found by french soldiers
it was hieroglyphs, greek, and demotic
I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation just wanted to express little happiness about a successful quality tap on my rat aero
ive been avoiding doing it on alts till i got if from just doing it on main
I get into hm lobbies just because I have trophy
nah rosetta stone is super old
first kill you get next year is collat
there was no french language and no france
Man that's a nice photo
didnt ur mum write it
Poggies
maybe
yeah thats why it immediately sounded wrong as soon as i siad french
Anyone getting black ops 6
ew cod
@supple parrot wtf? there is no way normal is this easy
i smell a fighter
a lot of the stuff was discovered by the french due to their conquest of egypt around 1800?
you cleared even with 1 dead at half way into the raid and a 2nd dead at about 40bars?
then napoleon started the war in europe
i wouldnt know im not that big of a history buff

playing with friends on game pass 
i love history
normal was supposed to be faceroll in the first place. then you have hyper awakening + t + nerfs
i was considering it but zombies is ass so no
this was chuan's nae prog he joined revylls stream, i watched it just now
it was a 2 pull
obsing cod is so weird
6 of them knew what they were doing
its like tac shooter but faster
i mean it is literally free
is that not ui clutter
you guys didn't even remove dr stacks at the tunnel
yeahh im like 50/50 on the zombies
it literally feels like warzone with zombies in it

i gotta rewatch memos vid again for hm
Earth shattering hellfire
i dont even know what u are talkin about
Just skip second tunnel 
the 15 dr stacks at the tunnel, where if you counter the sword it removes a stack
i played through every bo2 zombies map and did all easter eggs found all secrets bo6 zombies is just not even close
i saw on stream there was like 1 or 2 guys in the corner trying to stagger and counter but they got frozen instead

wtf
there will never be a cod game like bo2

oh that literally dont matter 
bo1 was fine bo2 was absolute peak
why tf are t1 mats even still in mari's shop
but i always go for the sword close to me
imagine playing zombies
i dont think the other ppl knew the mechs

i played a lot of black ops 2 for the wii u
Oh i love deep rock galactic
also played cold war on pc 


that emote name 😂
@bitter lichen kids this days will never know the horror of bo2 zombies bugging out
you turn a corner and you see 50 witches
meow
they steal all your money and kill you

you never played through the story ?
Finally done packing and loading all fucking day I hope a nuclear bomb hits my car otw to my new house. Also fuck Mediacom they some buck tooth backwoods cousin fuckin inbreds.
Alcatraz 
Peak map


have a safe move bitch
Thanks whore bag dick tits
Hiiii do you work for mediacom?!
you know every map had its own easter egg story right ?
dont even know what they do
yeah ofc
ISP
i didnt do all of ewm tho
oh boy i'm on lost ark 2 days in a row someone kill me
The most depressing one was richtofen ending


buried the map with the giant and the witches had a bug when you end up on top at the beginning there is moment where it spawns a ton of witches

No it’s just that returning your WiFi box is somewhat a pain. I have to have a box mailed to my new address to send back to them due to building maintenance and the next office being 2 cities over in the opposite direction I will be traveling
did the "free" ones have one too? i know the one in tranzit kinda
But did you do your trans?
burried was clostraphobic
and suddenly you turn around and there is around 50-60 witches on you
nah cause that shit kept failing
too small
but i am on level 5 chest
they are useless
why is everyone arguing cant we just makeout
Correct.
2 more go now
i alwasy died before it


hey im ready for everything and for everyone
yea but i hate doing this shit fr
Quiet it down before I throw you into the goblin cave
imma take an adderall and do it tonight
ur goblin cave or

who's cave are we entering? 

I got so annoyed I spam quit over and over until I had grace 8 cause fuck those purple tiles
Hum
ok rich

Not rich it was just annoying as tits
bruh
i was on crit instead of spec
But also we got like 100 free tickets so it didn’t cost me anything to redo
omg hi sleep
oh
Bro the first time
but tits arent annoying 
@burnt tree HOLY UPGRADED ULTRA INSTINCT
yea
if the cards are shit
I dislike tits they are too round
your tits? surely.
Story time for u @turbid oriole

dont need to fatality me into the misery
now im depresso, back to chaos dungeons 
when r we gonna plap plap plap
At least lemons can be used on the salad 
So before I used to bottom only okay. But then one day I was like I wanna top randomly so I did. That was the day I found out I was verse. I still fantasize about his butt. It was PERFECT
dont be that sad.


im not cutting them D:
Yes but

My current bf is bi and top only
I can.
😭 whys everyone here a bottom
HUH
🤓 bcs its the coolest lifestyle
Wat
@dawn yacht shid kinda wanna rewatch bo2 zombie story now 
u couldnt get that outta me
whats the map where their in the jail
I mean it’s normal to experiment with positions
ill fill u up instead
you are worse 
i remember doing easter eggs in it w the boys
play nuketown to round 155
idk i hard bot
no topping
i couldnt
cant
too subby
is that an easter egg?
Julie 
is that a euphemism for beads
No thats hell itself
hii
I have an extremely horrible addiction to asses that are fat. Like idk if it’s just a like. But maybe n obsession.

:3
?
nah valid bro
dw
Oh, so you are Julie.
do you now?
me and you are same
Perks are timed after all and small map
Dude it’s literally like crack
Eyes glued to big burr
Butt

something something numbers
Yo me fr but foaming and twitching in the face

im just going to say that this chat is mostly 🏳️🌈 atm
LMAO
good statistic

This is accurate
lost gayge

bro leave shrek alone
super gay chat
Ye you do
Straight as an arrow
Start by showering
Shut yo ass up before I shoot my gay ray gun at you and convert you
not for long
turks comming for me bc of my kebab order


Gay ray gun
its cuz u put ketchup on it once

Wait what happens if you shoot it at someone gay
Does it reverse it
They explode


LOOOOL
it multiplies
so gay x2


















