#lost-ark-discussions
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what is this? why is this guy on the trans calculator?
this game is fukin ridiculous i come back from work, and people already looking for titles
so like u better pay me for my lost time in college
oh shut up yufuck
people pay for ads
same shit with loawa
loawa is more subtle tho
just close the ad
Trans calculator sounds like some AI program to detect traps

use this
congrats!
yea, they said only gonna renew silver but instead restocked the entire shop, might be a bug
2.000 Orehas 
inb4 negative oreha's tmrw
it was a bug but they probably didnt want the backlash

so they said
"its a feature!"

sometimes those honing books feels like a scam
be happy you hit +19
ye with pity 
ungrateful
@charred void where is the quest that rewards silver and the 18k card xp?
bro has 600k and is worried about htiting pity


Well, tomorrow clear for sure, but, tonight, no more grps 
why is ur name still el feugo
this is LeFuego
@burnt tree actually wild bro
i drove 1h to get good gyro got 5 with 2l lemonade for 68 bucks
there are 2 zones, surely you find the purple thingy on map
not Elfuego
68 bucks 
i did one but it gave me some nade boxes
yeah its getting expensive here
5 gyro is 25 euros on the island, with 2L drinks 35 bucks probably
and i say drinks cause they dont sell 2L bottles so ud have to buy multiple
kebab is closer to 10 and gyro getting close there too
daylight burglary
Can you get sour cream on it tho
some gives me a reskin ticket?
Different then some other places tho.
ok wtf
its alright tho nothing i can do about it
No 
from the storm event
its soon my birthday
i remember this shawarma place, had .5l cokes and 2l cokes at the same price 
yh
it was always that way
Happy birf
I picked up the up to +19 books on my char that already hit 19 wep
lemon bullshit toppings
happy birthday
bruh
happy bday arna
is there any buff if u break behemoth's tail?
he's bald
no
ignore the tail
He stops doing certain lightning patterns
achievemnt
i need to do it for ach
then again its a lot better cooking at home instead of eating out
me hooking up with a furry
dam arna smart lately
no im dumb
But how do you make shawarma at home
Big meat rotating on stick
CHUAN STYLE
put in in the oven wdym
F2P kebabs pog
smaller but same
whale meat
what racism
chuan is a race
it even said its chinese
its a diff chuan
This boss is scuffed
I bet lemon puts lemon slices on his pizza

wym scuffed
thats
Not 1620 friendly at all
not chinese
My kitten is missing, have you seen him?
oof
Ono
Not friendly when people keep getting wet 
whale

time to play los- oops

The Ass Descendant
atleast u dont have to do ivory anymore 
True
Fk man
game is good unironically, considering its from nexon
thats why its scary.
hop on warframe instead

and u dont need to play it to interact with her
Fayten
From dropped a patch today
ymfah dropped new video
Warframe is ass game
the all hit run?
yes
@wintry depot oof costed me like 60k for 1610-1620
saw that lmao
casuals can finally beat dlc boss pog

after 2 months
kinda sad, the others balanced was okay, like fix the range, more visuals etc
but they even nerf the damage of him
Wait, why?
Look fayten gif.
You working tomorrow early? Im rushing Ivorys all early as many as I can
wasted so much time on dragon today 
why do ivory when u can dragussy
ultra hammer, ultra sword
12-20
etc
LETS FUCKING GO, WON A LEGO CARD FROM CHALLENGE ABYSS
IM DONE
EZ GAME
YALL SUCK
smh... well, ok, I might save a run or two then,
goodnight
isnt elden ring easy for any ape if u go with range attacks? never palyed but makes sense for me
Chill Rmter
Thx4inv

You get refflected.
yes try ranged only on last dlc boss and tell me
what if i named a character "Idogooddamage" then made it a supp
You're banned from saying that for 2 weeks.
?
Traitor. 
thx4inv
Tree sentinel reflecting projectiles.
Lmao
Try it 
i want to try all soulslike games at some point
was watching friend doing bow only in base game, it looked so insanely 
in .. the future
Magic is op in elden ring.
No xd
magic is all cast time what
Comer azur with 4 secs cast time
You're really good with sarcasm 
seems the only thing between me and sonavel gatekeep is 4 ilvls
poe's law
Because the games automated system banned me for a 10000 plat riven trade. The support team refused to investigate and claimed it wasn't worth that much. The guy I traded with was unbanned immediately since he was friends with a DE dev. They unbanned me a year later after I presented this evidence but told me to not trade rivens basically. Lol
Haven't played since.
Now.
Bowbarian is the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgyz0X03-jM here 9min boss fight
buy it for me and will, im broke
To be fair there is literally no reason to purchase a Riven for that much Plat....ever
Ok, ill send the link later
I started my elden ring as a wretched lv.0 no gear.
you cant be lv 0.
? its true
I sended it to fuego like 5 months ago
it's true what, im confused
one of them start practically naked
Now its time to send to you.
The fucking fast roll its really good
what link??
also the wooden stick its meta.
for elden ring?
ken is a pirate
u mean 🏴☠️ ?
still 🏴☠️
I mean, legit trade on my end, was a really good riven, dual element mod with a multi and a good negative mod that didn't kill it.
Its mod with more difficulty.
dad?
FYI, that riven mod I sold was resold for 50k plat 
Son?
family 
mom?
wtf?
Yea, and no gear and lv1 
Killed the first cave boss i found before I even found the woman that can help you level up stuff.
didnt he JUST speak? wtf
Just me and my cute club.
I mean, that like
did he trigger auto mod?
You are aware that there was a kind of...issue with the Riven market for a while, right?
I think they called it the "riven mafia" or whatever
@charred void can u dm the reason?
That the point of fast roll to, dont get hit, you have fast roll advantage.
You say that like I didn't play more, smh, 
Was some sketch, anti-player type behavior being exhibited by a small section of the community
you beated dlc?
Yeah, I was dealing with the riven Mafia.. this was 4-5 years ago.
Don't you try and make it sound like majority of player's start as wretched on their first playing 
thats like the rule 1 of the bible
Nope, I only played it on a vacation to some friends in the downtimes when relaxing, fun game tho, will buy it later just waiting for sale (since I'm in no real rush).
Long story short I was unbanned, the guy I traded with is also not banned. His name was StrongCrayon lol
bow's law
i think its on sale
now
I googled Elden Ring bible, didn't find anything 
also, the new seamless
I had my humble beginnings selling norg brain making 1000plat a week, then I moved into riven trading. 
so yeah, good moment
rule number 2, we dont talk about elden ring bible.
You broke the rule.
Rip.
unspoken rules

Anyway, point was just that I'm not exactly so boomer I can't play Elden ring 
I did fuck up a quest "accidentally", tho, no one told me npcs stay mad if you hit them once...
religion got the behemoth update 
So I killed the dude that wanted you to reclaim his castle 
i still havent played elden ring 
Tell me, do you put slide lemons on your pizza?

Also, trying to charge the main gate of the first massive castle while being undergeared, not adviced
I had to conceded after almost getting to the flame 
Yuck.
what is a slide lemon 
i still havnt finished elden rin dlc
yo how much goels does behemoth give?
At least 1
killed that dancing lion and started bg3
Slice
they added new endings i think in latest update in bg3 
no i dont like lemon that much at all 
Meatspin.gif
I accidentally wandered into an underground area when I was fresh meat.
I hit a mob.
3% hp lost.

Self hating l3m0n
Switch religions
Pls the game instead of using programs you aren’t supposed to use 

it doesnt work
Mods
Admitting to using illegal program is wild 

can i use illegal program to get free reskin ticket


Tell your bf to buy you

Get reskin ticket by using code chuan at checkout
its my bday soon, give gift


@safe lark
happy birthday
Happy birf
hes buying me candies already


🍬
weed candies?
no im too old for that
lol fail velganos after explaining it



when
wait how stoopzz dying in g1
in one month? :(
im glad i didnt have to do velga
gimme the exact date u dingus
oct 6
A gif

they got streamer whale damage

?dadjoke
When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...
?dadjoke
A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

?pug
ugly ass
What’s the difference between jelly and jam.


?dadjoke
Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.
i think they increased the 1m silver chest drop x5
Yall gonna just ignore my fucking joke? 
yeah
i can't jelly a finger up my ass
No. I can’t jelly this dick up your ass

yes you can
Lmao

11 lwc cards to go 
its britney bitch 

ratchet mfer 
and clank
shut up idiot

rip behemoth
anyone cant launch the game after update patch?
this is just completely unnecessary
its to test how fast ur computer is
and how fast ur router can reboot
literally completely unneccesary
why
oh so people don't do chaos dungeons without accessories
its just another layer of challenges
or something...
part of the game
this game sucks
u also gotta ge tback before everyone dies waiting for u at 1x bars
worst raid design i have ever seen imagine boss covers all sides of the screen and you dont see any patterns it make
i spent half the raid waiting for people to come back from dc 1 after another
me in ivory g2 as supp when someone loses yearning
dude some ppl have cancer holy shit
wait
max trans with max wep trans is so gross
its 136 flowers
thats such a gross number

yeah it's crazy
me next
this event saves you like 60k gold at least
@rigid aurora vr? Imma have to use the quest app tho

On hotspot rn. Power out
Where that from
Why do you feel the need to doxx 
Oh then dw. I’ll just watch YouTube or something @rigid aurora
i didnt, you said hurricane i heard your voice before only make assumption
wait whers tha from

10% whole reduction but it's such a noob elixir
get hp on supp
no

can u drop HA if u take DR
getting these fucking guns to work on my avi is so fucking annoying
you can drop ha if you just dont get hit
drop heavy for what
this steamvr keyboard shit too
but i dont feel like its worth
exactly this
i have no idea what i'm doing
drops of shit? 
well its working
just set bonus fodder
we take those
ugh
idk what to do with this
i have to either drop max hp or ally enhancement
i got 2 5/5 today
max hp
yeah max hp
yeah max hp
always keep ally
i hate this game
eh not a horrible option on dps tbh 
whats broken is the 40set
ye
wait
xD
should be yeah
or just 8% buff and cdr
oh my lord
idk actually
no wonder people are hitting 30% without breaking a sweat
i wont misinfo

having advance in behe was fucking cancer
yeah 10 seconds -5% will make the difference
gonna use skills in downtime for insight upkeep like an adre user
na its easy to keep stacks
i'm sure
unless cutscenes obv
for something like artist or bard it's effortless but pala i might fall asleep sometimes
u might never know
i rly dont wanna do this
doesnt it only get harder
okay
i might've made a mistake
seems i have to hone this character to 1620 now

it's my supp which is great
seems i have to hone this character to 1620 now
2 guardians, 3 fates, 0 gold
Unlucky
I do got some honig materials chest if anyone wants tho 
i just want ur gold
u think i can get set bonus 35 within 10 leggos
yes

ok time to find out
shutu p
i like bots
what isnt bound 
lifeskills
hmm
kinda hard to make that bound
maybe make lifeskills available for t3 mats only for 1600+

well, that wouldnt make sense for people under 1600

wow
my slayer elixirs have been horrible so far
arna i thought you were ags staff working to get rid of bots
betrayal
never
i used bots so much at the beginning of the game for the adventure tome items 
i mean, i was buying from bots
nice save
👁️ 🫦 👁️
they work
wtf is this emote
no they dont
???
few people complained about them
its not working
i have 10 of them claimed on this character
and its refusing to use them
bugged
how are you this ill
its ez
theres multiple threads about it on official discord
what do i do 
nothing
just wait till ags says something
?dadjoke
What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Damn guys did they give you transc or something 

wanna do a operation?
?dadjoke
I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.
?dadjoke
How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

wow my slayer elixirs were giga trash

?dadjoke
Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

is fhanum happy?


Someone ban Ken this is getting ridiculous 
every dumbass doing g2 but aly 
brah what
TAKE HIS RIGHTS AWAY 
Use the command
lets see what dadjoke you get
?dadjoke
Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Shut the fuck up

?dadjoke
Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

inferno spiral crimson of the midnight sun will involve a secret phase
where you fight a third enemy
echidna's cock
rmt
wont help
look at all that free shit 
ye look

Me

yeh
wdf
hes the goat
Mizu tranny expert
took me 12k gold
i thought weapon takes 6 weeks

its 4 with the 100 mat box
they gave us
with the normal 20 mat box kr got its 6 weeks

with ours its 4
No more boomer park
unlucky i used up my luck 
Matthew wants na to catch up
a 1630 char gives like 60k per week now 
thats kinda crazy no?
12 flowers in 12k
i thought this shit was supposed to be expensive

5 embers for 1 char no gold 
Woooooo BC going up to 8k

i've seen a 120 roster lwc too
guy was a terrible supp though
You didn't teach them
u know last week
well
on tuesday, like 3 am
i was finishing up my brels and kayangels

i joined a brel lobby on my supp, it was called "los 30" and i realized late that the leader is a 95 roster demon beast commander
i mentioned this back then
he wasn't running ap tripod on either skills
and had 0.3% blessed aura

because of the 2 selects?
God dam just cleared behemot with 2 ppl alive we had like 4 1660 in Our party there is no way 1620 clear that raid

ur the second person today with that problem
Have you considered using your hands
a guy here berserked x85 bars with half the lobby being 1640
Stop wasting cooldowns
whale
i mean if u do the wings + head mech u get a shit ton of free dps
if not ofc u end up berserk
it's not a must, its a dmg buff mech
pretty sure they been going at it for like 3 hrs
How many of you nerds are about to jizz yourself over the Asian girl lip syncing on vmas rn lmao
Def @burnt tree type

the what on what

I MEAN
idk what that is
bro just send a fucking link and stop yapping
a majority of ur dps is on head after wing breaks lol
so if ur not doing that basically any ilvl is berserking
It’s live rn you smooth brained slur
send a fucking link u fucking moron
idk who u talking about
can we compare?
holy shit
It’s on tv maybe Google it
woah fking homophobic
@still lintel Norse myth units are the best on age of mythology
dude thats actually crazy 
bro left battlestations
i have no idea who that is or what she does
They should bring an Argos hell mode
does g1 unlock full weapon trans or ?
Don’t worry you didn’t miss anything
ok gay boy
i wanna see cutedoll prog
i think she does raids only when shes overleveled
should be
omfg arna, u disappoint me once again
didnt see anything about it in patchnotes
ok stinky boy
y
Is cutedoll good looking
Shuttup fat fuck
idk, go on a date with her and let us know
Pay me first
i have three dollar
Broke bitch
do u kiss ur mother with that mouth?
u kiss ur mother with chris's mouth?
No I kiss your dad with it
alt eating decent
Just get more uptime it’s easy
its literally
3 mechs that u have to do in the entire raid, and 1 mech that boosts ur dps
the upward stroke judgement tech feels so nice in behemoth
stroke harder
I wouldn’t know I haven’t watched guide yet
yeh you say that until 2 people in ur party are subhuman and keep eating every tornado

What happens if you eat a lot of tornados
Upward stroke 
i mean, it's the easyest raid we got since
hmm
valtan
eat > 1 tornado or be near >1 tornado being eaten within 3 seconds of each other you get a 30minute debuff
so close 
Clown is up there for easiest raids
that makes you take very very high dmg if another one gets eaten near you
alexander the great materialises before you and sends you to the dephts of hades
on ilvl on release nah
great cant wait to meet him
well
that was not that hard tbh
got stuck for 10 years bc of a cancer pally

he kept giving us all confusion
lmao wtf

u can do the gold event multiple times a day?
NO
Is the blooming mokoko event every 2h?
r u lying to me?

NOP
ye but you can do it only once per day
Nah the gold event is once per day
y
should i do it?
but once per day
I mean am I wrong? Don’t you post the Lisa chick? lol
Tf is that
the event that gives you gold

wht the fuck they not adding one more sea bounty and buffing the drop for shipwrek
think u just collect shit
LIKE HOLY SHIT
@kindred ravine u poppin on?
Wait wrong link
if u want 400 bound gold yes
How long does it take? How much gold?
?? 

1?
The vmas suck so bad now 
yeh
wait
no i dont im stupid
you dont need ot buy any and you finish in 4 weeks
i meant 3 weeks not counting this one
idiot
how many mats is 5-6-7?
bro ur so smart
j

o sa vin la tine acasa si o sa ma ascund sub pat
tap bus dnucsa am as o is asaca enit al niv as o
Get on this 
surely event will be quiet at 4 am
I mean 
also i have to wake up in 2 hours to apply to an institute

boutta get a bomb 1 hour of sleep
God I was in general chat I need to be cleansed
uh oh
Net gets the help he desperately needs at the insane asylum
i was thinking of you when i typed it
THE HOMOPHOBIA

I thought we dealt with the queen
dude i kinda like

dont wanna max wep trans
so i dont get the fucking disgusting 136 flowers
that number is so gross
u didnt clear? im unsubbing from ur of
What's 136 factor into
although i have a crap ton of bound gold that i'll have to use
so i'll hone my pala to 1620 ig
and maybe prog echidna

Checks out. Same time 
there are 2 people doing the event rn
i just got off work
4 am is a banger time
Why you thinking about me net huh


Wdf
not taking a day off for new raid smh
get 135
Hi Albert
i have the whole event basically to myself
ok but like
wait
Hi Ethan
it doesn't start now

seems i've miscalculated
ok time for bed bye bye hugs and kisses smokes and fishes
higher than a kite
Drink water ulti
i have a can of coke and a share pack of mighty munch






never too old


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