#lost-ark-discussions

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cursive ruin
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does he not realize this is gonna backfire?

steel minnow
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Yea makes sense

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No thats f2p roster

stark thicket
steel minnow
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My minimum gatekeepxfor static was 6x1630

cursive ruin
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yeah add los 30 to merchant, u know what, add 300 roster for free while we're at it

stark thicket
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time to whack some enemies in space marines

cursive ruin
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surely this wont make it less valuable and thus make it worthless for gatekeep

steel minnow
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Ask urself why ur getting gatekept

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Because ur applying to lobbies better then ur char

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Apply to groups full of los18 players

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Make a group like that

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Play eitg players ur level and dont complain

cursive ruin
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but they don't want to apply to los 18 lobbies

steel minnow
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Exactly

cursive ruin
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los 18 lobbies suck, they want to get in los 30 lobbies and get carried

steel minnow
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Exactly

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This is the problem

naive storm
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thats why i love getting full 1630, to gatekeep everyone below 1630

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hehehe

burnt tree
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Im 1631 and i gatekeep only Zerkers

pine tusk
stark thicket
rough stratus
naive storm
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voldis run with 1630s is fun and with ppl below that is jail usually

rough stratus
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( I don’t play zerk fyi )

burnt tree
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+24 glow is better

blissful rose
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+23 better

rough stratus
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Literally anything after the 1620 glow

rough stratus
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All are god tier

blissful rose
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Red glowPoggers

burnt tree
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24 glow > 20 > 22 >>>> 25

charred void
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amazon where server

burnt tree
native kettle
neon cedar
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I got a free 24 & 25 glow FeelsGladMan

prime wind
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nah 22 slaps 20

burnt tree
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It doesn't

blissful rose
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true

burnt tree
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But its close

blissful rose
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it does tbh

burnt tree
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+25 is horrible tho

prime wind
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SE glows just suck cept for 24 it is what it is

blissful rose
rough stratus
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If u have 25 gs

burnt tree
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I like +20 glow on my SE ngl

prime wind
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i actually gave up on SE after i saw the glows KEKWlaugh

rough stratus
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I feel sorry

burnt tree
naive storm
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wdym SE +25 is god tier

burnt tree
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+24 SE > +25

prime wind
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24 is better on a lot of classes, SH is another one where its better

burnt tree
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+25 also limits skin building

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+24 better

cursive ruin
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the more i read this post the angrier i get

burnt tree
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Nobody cares if you're angry Net

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Watcha gonna do? Post futa?

cursive ruin
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i'd sure like to

burnt tree
cursive ruin
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but my hands are tied right now

burnt tree
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Good

lime dove
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Servers up?

uneven mortar
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my pp is up

swift tree
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Servers down?

low nebula
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no we just take voluntary break from game

dawn yacht
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
dawn yacht
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One skinwalker after the other

low nebula
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wtf is this horror

dawn yacht
uncut stratus
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How did reform go for me

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Not well, so took your advice

dawn yacht
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You worry too much

peak loom
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what is up with the server ?

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is it up and working or down and jerking ?

scenic rose
native kettle
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update isnt out yet right?

uncut stratus
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When servers

ebon snow
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Playing Now: 1137

charred void
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amazon where servers

dawn yacht
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

uncut stratus
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?roll d100

tawny gateBOT
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@uncut stratus You rolled 1

dawn yacht
uncut stratus
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Ken

dawn yacht
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?

uncut stratus
dawn yacht
stark thicket
tawny gateBOT
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@stark thicket You rolled 81

stark thicket
scenic rose
dawn yacht
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
desert pilot
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why update

charred void
ebon snow
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?roll dn

charred void
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why life

dawn yacht
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Why anything

charred void
ebon snow
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How to fix your friends lost ark obsession

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Log into their account, go to the gold->silver exchange, ???, profit

dawn yacht
charred void
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you just delete his 10s gems

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and send him the video of it

dawn yacht
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Press his face into the Grass

ebon snow
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Keep sending said video

charred void
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and all los cards

dawn yacht
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Rmt and get his acc banned

steel minnow
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U have to buy fron bots to get banned

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Just a tip

ebon snow
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I have a friend who got gems from 3 quitting friends

steel minnow
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Or fron sus sellers that have below market rate

ebon snow
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And now that friend is not playing

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Its not fair i could use those gems in the raids

steel minnow
faint grove
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its ok those gems are cursed

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you'd quit shortly after

ebon snow
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Damn

steel minnow
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I boughtout many of my buddies lol

ebon snow
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I only have full 9s for my dps pala

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I could have full 10s

steel minnow
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My static gave 1 guy 1.5k euro lol in total

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We got him a new laptop

ebon snow
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LoL

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Laptop

steel minnow
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He profited from lost ark

steel minnow
prime wind
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thats nice

steel minnow
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Extension?

ebon snow
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Its been 6hour without Lost Ark its down I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost Ark but it was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few.. I couldn't go to work today. I am nothing without Lost Ark, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark, I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life. When Lost Ark experiences downtime, it can be a source of disappointment and frustration for its dedicated community. However, like any online service, occasional disruptions and technical issues can occur. During these periods of downtime, players may miss out on engaging with their virtual communities, exploring new scenarios, or simply enjoying the unique multiplayer experience that Lost Ark offers. Nonetheless, it's important to remember that downtime is often temporary, and the developers and administrators of Lost Ark work diligently to resolve issues and restore service to its passionate player I finally got home and was so happy to play Lost Ark but it is down I have played 4 different games and none of them are fun I need Lost Ark it is my life

fresh flint
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The fuck

charred void
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let me in

fresh flint
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Mods needa start muting these long ass copy pastas wtf

charred void
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i need to touch grass in platinum fields

native kettle
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is the update already available

safe lark
charred void
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yes the update is available on steam

signal abyss
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
safe lark
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Its been 6hour without Lost Ark its down I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost Ark but it was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few.. I couldn't go to work today. I am nothing without Lost Ark, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark, I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life. When Lost Ark experiences downtime, it can be a source of disappointment and frustration for its dedicated community. However, like any online service, occasional disruptions and technical issues can occur. During these periods of downtime, players may miss out on engaging with their virtual communities, exploring new scenarios, or simply enjoying the unique multiplayer experience that Lost Ark offers. Nonetheless, it's important to remember that downtime is often temporary, and the developers and administrators of Lost Ark work diligently to resolve issues and restore service to its passionate player I finally got home and was so happy to play Lost Ark but it is down I have played 4 different games and none of them are fun I need Lost Ark it is my life

native kettle
charred void
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you need to open steam.exe and let the game patch

native kettle
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try heroin

ebon snow
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Its been 6hour without touching grass

native kettle
fresh flint
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Bro

native kettle
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i can still open the game how do i get it to update

fresh flint
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Open steam. Its steam. What else would steam be? Steam.

charred void
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You talk here, but you never help each other in the game, you don't even let the newcomers in the pt. how could new players. Even your guilds are dead, + Sometimes, when you are accepted into the party by chance, you start to become toxic if the guy make a small mistake. Thank you everyone

cursive ruin
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It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper

native kettle
worthy nymph
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if u dont have update then its done

native kettle
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ye it did it automatically didnt even see

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591mb

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thought it would be bigger

storm holly
lime dove
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Servers up?

native kettle
modern grail
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Its been 6hour without Lost Ark its down I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost Ark but it was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few.. I couldn't go to work today. I am nothing without Lost Ark, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark, I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life. When Lost Ark experiences downtime, it can be a source of disappointment and frustration for its dedicated community. However, like any online service, occasional disruptions and technical issues can occur. During these periods of downtime, players may miss out on engaging with their virtual communities, exploring new scenarios, or simply enjoying the unique multiplayer experience that Lost Ark offers. Nonetheless, it's important to remember that downtime is often temporary, and the developers and administrators of Lost Ark work diligently to resolve issues and restore service to its passionate player I finally got home and was so happy to play Lost Ark but it is down I have played 4 different games and none of them are fun I need Lost Ark it is my life

native kettle
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you can tell they arent up by that coppypasta

charred void
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stop being smart

plain marlin
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what if i told u the servers are actually up but u just cant enter it?

modern grail
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BROOOOOO It’s been 6 HOURS without Lost Ark and my entire body is VIBRATING! My hands are shaking, sweat’s pouring out like I’m on the final boss of a nightmare raid, and my heart? It’s POUNDING LIKE A CRIT STRIKE!!! I can’t take it anymore I tried logging in, but THE SERVERS ARE DOWN!! THE ONE THING I LIVE FOR IS GONE! I’m about to legit UNINSTALL MY LIFE!

I’m NOT OKAY I called my boss, and said, “Screw it! I’m NOCLIPPING out of reality today, I need Lost Ark!” Lost Ark is my LEGENDARY DROP—without it, I am TRASH TIER IRL . This game is more than just pixels; it’s my DNA. Without it, I’m literally AFK in life, waiting for the respawn.

LOST ARK IS A GOD-TIER EXPERIENCE, and nothing else even COMES CLOSE. I fired up 4 different games… ALL GARBAGE! They can’t hold a candle to my one and only. Lost Ark is my LIFE FORCE. Without it, my existence is an NPC DIALOGUE SKIP!

Bro, I’ve dumped my WHOLE wallet into this game. MY ENTIRE CHECKING ACCOUNT? Gone. Skins, mounts, power passes—you name it, I BOUGHT IT . I have NO RAGRETS. I’d swipe again in a heartbeat. But now I’m on edge… my fists are clenching… I can hear my chair SCREAMING FOR MERCY beneath me, and I’m about to put my mouse through the wall.

GET THE SERVERS BACK UP BEFORE I ALT-F4 REALITY!!!

When Lost Ark is down, it’s like the whole world hits pause. I feel like a level 1 scrub stuck in the tutorial zone with no quests, no XP, and no loot. I NEED MY FIX. The servers need to come back RIGHT NOW or I’m about to drop the IRL RAGE QUIT OF THE CENTURY. I swear, if I don’t log in soon, I’m about to summon the power of a thousand tilted gamers and BREAK THE MATRIX.

stark thicket
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Its been 6hour without Lost Ark its down I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost Ark but it was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few.. I couldn't go to work today. I am nothing without Lost Ark, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark, I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life. When Lost Ark experiences downtime, it can be a source of disappointment and frustration for its dedicated community. However, like any online service, occasional disruptions and technical issues can occur. During these periods of downtime, players may miss out on engaging with their virtual communities, exploring new scenarios, or simply enjoying the unique multiplayer experience that Lost Ark offers. Nonetheless, it's important to remember that downtime is often temporary, and the developers and administrators of Lost Ark work diligently to resolve issues and restore service to its passionate player I finally got home and was so happy to play Lost Ark but it is down I have played 4 different games and none of them are fun I need Lost Ark it is my life

charred void
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Honestly with the implementation of solo raids it's mostly there to combat raiding fatigue as well as other measures like anti-alt roster gold income by converting it to bound gold to reduce cross-server exchanges. The other reason just like with how Valtan/Vykas/Clown treatement as there are hardly any lobbies for it in the future with Behemoth and Aegir there will probably be less and less Akkan/Voldis lobbies.

storm holly
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why is it always 5-6 hrs why not a century

queen grail
stark thicket
uncut stratus
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Expected to last 8 hours????????

urban obsidian
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@dull obsidian @modern grail shikanokonokonokokoshitantan

ebon snow
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8 hours from now

peak loom
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server are up ?

modern grail
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bro didnt even gave it a chance 😭

charred void
safe lark
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yes they are up

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technically

charred void
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servers are up

safe lark
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but u cant enter them shrug

charred void
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but not the access to them

uncut stratus
queen grail
stark thicket
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Hi Ethan

ebon snow
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5 hr from now

cursive ruin
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-3 votes on reddit, they hated jesus because he told them the truth

ancient tundra
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I travel a lot lately

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Mostly work

stark thicket
stark thicket
# ancient tundra Wym tf

he sent me a text message stalking my ingame character and started spamming me what i was doing

ebon snow
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Playing Now: 2477

cursive ruin
bold aspen
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where server RAGEY

stark thicket
runic glade
stark thicket
bold aspen
safe lark
stark thicket
cursive ruin
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guys it's not what it looks like

neon cedar
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It says funny so youre in the clear

bold aspen
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this maint. getting extended for sure Deadge servers live tomorrow orangexdd

cursive ruin
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click the link

neon cedar
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I like the illusion tho

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It might not be funny if I click the link

kind oriole
urban obsidian
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Gladge made some avocado toast

rigid aurora
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im boutta go to class

ebon snow
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Playing now: 2910

cursive ruin
charred void
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greens alive PogU

cursive ruin
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there's literally a green 3 messages above him orangexdd

blissful rose
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was it another crypto link

cursive ruin
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long copypasta about maintenance

blissful rose
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fk I could've been rich

vagrant cradle
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long copypasta about maintenance

blissful rose
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oh lame

cursive ruin
blissful rose
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long copypasta about maintenance

silver hollow
tight fable
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long copypasta about maintenance

ancient tundra
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U rat 🐀

thorn sluice
cursive ruin
dawn yacht
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
cursive ruin
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?cat

thorn sluice
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im ready to get x10 title week 2

blissful rose
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.

Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.

Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

ancient tundra
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?rat

cursive ruin
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!

cursive ruin
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haha!🤣

ancient tundra
dawn yacht
cursive ruin
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what else can this piece of shit do

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?futa

dawn yacht
vagrant cradle
blissful rose
cursive ruin
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
urban obsidian
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gg guys

blissful rose
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bro got the swamp dweller

vagrant cradle
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?pug

urban obsidian
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the servers dissapeared off the server status page time for an extension PogMe

tawny gateBOT
cursive ruin
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oh hell no that's a skinwalker

dawn yacht
cursive ruin
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ugly demon rat creature

blissful rose
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:carti:

dawn yacht
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?pug

tawny gateBOT
cursive ruin
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gross

dawn yacht
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.

vagrant cradle
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?flipcoin

urban obsidian
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you guy7s are gonna get all the command perms taken away WorryWeirdBig

vagrant cradle
cursive ruin
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punchline (joke) punch line (the drink) punch line (boxing match punches)

ancient tundra
dawn yacht
ancient tundra
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Know them by name

dawn yacht
cursive ruin
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i tried to react to fuego's message with caught emote and it didn't work

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i thought he blocked me for a second

dawn yacht
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Reaction perms also gone

cursive ruin
ancient tundra
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Unless u really piss me off KEKW

blissful rose
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?roll d100

tawny gateBOT
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@blissful rose You rolled 65

dawn yacht
cursive ruin
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why is there no cat command

vagrant cradle
ancient tundra
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
dawn yacht
ancient tundra
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DOGGO

cursive ruin
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?space

dawn yacht
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
silver hollow
dawn yacht
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Bro wtf

ancient tundra
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Hi medoo

blissful rose
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?randomcolor

dawn yacht
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?pug

tawny gateBOT
modern grail
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?randomcolor

cursive ruin
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?rps rock

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did anyone else notice discussion channel going above general and then back down

blissful rose
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
dawn yacht
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Skinwalker

blissful rose
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bro does not have long left

dawn yacht
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
urban obsidian
blissful rose
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damn

cursive ruin
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this is AI generated

dawn yacht
cursive ruin
full girder
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4hours delayed?

cursive ruin
tawny gateBOT
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Spreading Misinformation is against the rules!

Spreading misinformation intentionally or with malintent is against our server rules. Even as a joke, the truth gets misconstrued and people get confused. This includes editing official sources for the game to imitate the publisher or a GM.
There will be penalties for such actions.

fiery musk
vagrant cradle
bold aspen
blissful rose
floral finch
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Amazon still sleeping instead of working ?KEKW

bold aspen
dawn yacht
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

dawn yacht
bold aspen
queen grail
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
dawn yacht
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?pug

tawny gateBOT
blissful rose
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
blissful rose
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I don't like this game

dawn yacht
blissful rose
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my guy is on the dog nip

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happy bday tho

dawn yacht
blissful rose
dawn yacht
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?dog

tawny gateBOT
modern grail
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@safe lark fk are u doin on saintone's dick bro

steel minnow
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?roll d100

tawny gateBOT
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@steel minnow You rolled 14

low nebula
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amazon where servers?

modern grail
blissful rose
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shin schizoclassic

steel minnow
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I told amazon to wait till 1900

safe lark
steel minnow
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Then i come home

dawn yacht
safe lark
low nebula
safe lark
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no idea, but my shadowpc had 0ms from frankfurt

dawn yacht
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I should go burn servers down

low nebula
dawn yacht
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Just a couple hours drive

blissful rose
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so many servers r in Frankfurt

safe lark
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NA idk, considering their ping

modern grail
safe lark
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can be in Alaska or Nunavut

blissful rose
cursive ruin
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by all that is holy i summon server moly

swift tree
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Servers should stay down until 9pm USET so we can all get some sleep

bold aspen
charred void
cursive ruin
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i'll touch your ass in platinum field

bold aspen
safe lark
dawn yacht
burnt tree
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someone ban net

swift tree
burnt tree
cursive ruin
swift tree
burnt tree
cursive ruin
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i'm not that impactful

burnt tree
burnt tree
cursive ruin
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you mean infected with the futa itches?

blissful rose
uncut stratus
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?roll d100

tawny gateBOT
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@uncut stratus You rolled 2

dawn yacht
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

uncut stratus
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BRO I ROLLED A 1 THEN A 2

swift tree
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

uncut stratus
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WHAT IS THIS

blissful rose
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?roll d100

tawny gateBOT
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@blissful rose You rolled 50

dawn yacht
blissful rose
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balanced

valid turtle
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one of us, one of us

swift tree
urban obsidian
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2 weeks until worlds Gladge

valid turtle
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bro its 5:30 am wtf

urban obsidian
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you shoulda been there

swift tree
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

valid turtle
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the best part is ur still awake

dawn yacht
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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How many seconds are in a year?
12.
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

valid turtle
glossy bane
bold aspen
dawn yacht
valid turtle
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow

swift tree
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These dad jokes are worse than the generational trauma a real dad gives.

dawn yacht
valid turtle
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elbow?

dawn yacht
bold aspen
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

swift tree
cursive ruin
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would you like to snack on my elbows

lusty vigil
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Dadjoke :
Servers are up

swift tree
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

cursive ruin
valid turtle
swift tree
dawn yacht
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

bold aspen
valid turtle
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.

bold aspen
valid turtle
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ok that ones pretty good

bold aspen
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

bold aspen
valid turtle
dawn yacht
swift tree
blissful rose
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

glossy bane
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You guys must be bored

bold aspen
dawn yacht
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

valid turtle
cursive ruin
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check my profile

bold aspen
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?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

bold aspen
dawn yacht
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

bold aspen
queen grail
#

?dog

tawny gateBOT
bold aspen
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

blissful rose
#

I feel like I'm dyeing insidepepeWa

bold aspen
dawn yacht
swift tree
#

An 80 year old had his sexual assault charges dropped. He was instead charged with use of a dead weapon.

blissful rose
#

cat server so wrong for thisICANT

bold aspen
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.

bold aspen
#

KEKWLaugh fuck me man

dawn yacht
vagrant cradle
blissful rose
bold aspen
swift tree
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

swift tree
bronze surge
#

XD

bold aspen
dawn yacht
bold aspen
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

still lintel
#

why the fuck is slow mode still on Skullcry

valid turtle
valid turtle
#

slow mode always on when patch day.

#

at least its not something crazy like 30 seconds

bold aspen
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

bold aspen
peak loom
#

are the server up ?

still lintel
thorn sluice
swift tree
#

Kae changes it to 24 hour slowmode

valid turtle
charred void
#

gae

dawn yacht
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

bold aspen
swift tree
thorn sluice
bold aspen
valid turtle
#

what the trixion parse?

peak loom
#

lol

dawn yacht
thorn sluice
charred void
thorn sluice
bold aspen
dawn yacht
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.

thorn sluice
swift tree
nocturne cypress
#

update still not ready...

valid turtle
bold aspen
#

...

valid turtle
#

...

dawn yacht
swift tree
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

valid turtle
dense abyss
nocturne cypress
swift tree
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

bold aspen
nocturne cypress
#

/momjoke

valid turtle
cursive ruin
dawn yacht
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

nocturne cypress
#

?momjoke

swift tree
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

valid turtle
#

moms dont have jokes

nocturne cypress
#

?brotherjoke

cursive ruin
nocturne cypress
#

?unclejoke

valid turtle
#

dude

cursive ruin
swift tree
neon cedar
bold aspen
dense abyss
valid turtle
urban obsidian
#

nae is up monka

dawn yacht
#

?dadjoke

tawny gateBOT
#

What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.

peak loom
#

nae is up ?

valid turtle
#

fuck you

neon cedar
#

Ban Mizu for misinfo

peak loom
#

no naw ?

vagrant cradle
#

Yeah nae is up

nocturne cypress
urban obsidian
#

WorryWeirdBig it literally is

faint grove
#

where servereeeee

vagrant cradle
#

I'm in EZ

valid turtle
urban obsidian
#

EZ same

peak loom
#

only nae damn this game

faint grove
#

what about eu gasp

valid turtle
#

nae master race

peak loom
#

naw?

valid turtle
tiny ginkgo
#

Server ON

bold aspen
ancient tundra
urban obsidian
#

wtf we have 2 login events PogMe

swift tree
valid turtle
#

go get him out of bed mizu

nocturne cypress
charred void
#

i'm on PogU

bold aspen
charred void
#

yes, on nae

cursive ruin
ancient tundra
bold aspen
charred void
#

i'm literally online on nae right now shruge

swift tree
nocturne cypress
charred void
#

eu poor

cursive ruin
iron latch
#

na west up 😮

urban obsidian
#

oh wtf

bold aspen
nova garden
#

Classic EU L

urban obsidian
#

the event is roster wide

cursive ruin
#

NA aren't real servers

bold aspen
urban obsidian
#

its not a single character thing

charred void
#

ye laugh at all the eu losers lmao

nocturne cypress
neon cedar
# cursive ruin ???

Someone is looking for the garbage can. Person responds They havent been anywhere. Bin pun

urban obsidian
#

WorryWeirdBig we only get 14 free elixirs

silver hollow
#

where Server

cursive ruin
#

Don't mess with us EU players, we'll slur in general chat after 1 extension

valid turtle
silver hollow
urban obsidian
#

no theres no buff LOL

#

id send screenshot here but still gone

#

@limber sluice can yo utake off maint fr

valid turtle
#

oh wut

silver hollow
#

send secreenshots mizu

cursive ruin
urban obsidian
#

its like that uh one honing one we had once

urban obsidian
#

where you tap x times > get rewards

bold aspen
valid turtle
#

gravvy booli SMadge

nova garden
#

EU still down

urban obsidian
#

time to do behemoth prequest

limber sluice
#

It'll cost $250 to take maintenance mode off

faint grove
#

eu 2nd class citizens deadge

bold aspen
nova garden
#

I’ll do it for 1 bitcoin

bold aspen
#

nah u a furry ill pass

limber sluice
#

You heard Icy

swift tree
nova garden
limber sluice
#

1btc

bold aspen
nova garden
charred void
#

thanks furry

limber sluice
bold aspen
nova garden
valid turtle
#

mods booli SMadge

swift tree
charred void
#

keep it on

neon cedar
#

Shop refresh PogU

burnt tree
#

keep it on

bold aspen
#

he always gonna be a furry

nova garden
#

I’m not gonna fall for that trick

tardy tusk
cursive ruin
burnt tree
#

i can still post kpop girls so all good

nova garden
#

I’m not a furry so don’t have to

limber sluice
#

yuzu is a furry erp loserkid

bold aspen
#

gib EU kurwa bobr RAGEY

arctic beacon
tardy tusk
nova garden
#

Ooh, that’s tempting

bold aspen
#

remove and ill sub to your OF

limber sluice
nova garden
#

I don’t have one so no can do

tardy tusk
#

I already subbed.

bold aspen
cursive ruin
#

minecraft sex mod

urban obsidian
#

105 darkfire + 30 free resets on the thaemine section, IT section is 14 free elixirs

nova garden
charred void
#

thanks net for your infinite wisdom

bold aspen
fiery musk
#

are the maharaka event tab supposed to refresh?

nova garden
charred void
#

can greens check general chat

urban obsidian
#

wait LOL?

#

they reset the maharaka leaf shop

bold aspen
charred void
#

buyout fast

valid turtle
#

OH SHIT

bold aspen
#

quick buy it all before they take server down Kek

swift tree
tardy tusk
valid turtle
#

LEGENDARY SELECTOR IN SHOP IM FINALLY DONE

charred void
#

eu on

bold aspen
queen grail
#

@valid turtle Hi furry Wave

thorn sluice
swift tree
faint grove
#

eu up PogU

tardy tusk
#

yo

cursive ruin
#

euc up it seems

tardy tusk
#

that copy pasta was good

bold aspen
#

EU up im in HmmGasm

neon cedar
#

Another Beer Hat to throw in storage trash forever WICKEDAYAYA

urban obsidian
#

1k oreha in arktober fest shop

tardy tusk
#

nice

valid turtle
tardy tusk
#

time to hone to 1620 another char

swift tree
neon cedar
urban obsidian
swift tree
#

Still have all T3 cards done

urban obsidian
#

i dont think they meant to refresh it tho suscat

neon cedar
ivory perch
#

Server up?

tardy tusk
urban obsidian
#

whatever ill take the oreha Corpa

valid turtle
neon cedar
#

I bought it out so I wont get fucked

urban obsidian
#

yeah same

cursive ruin
#

euc up you losers

queen grail
swift tree
#

inb4 rollback

cursive ruin
#

REMOVE THE SLOWMO ALREADY 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

queen grail
#

And they didn't give us anything new this patch shruge

urban obsidian
queen grail
queen grail
charred void
#

they reset maharaka leaf side but not the fruit(with the selector etc)

queen grail
#

I mean, they did extend other stuff.

fiery musk
queen grail
nova garden
#

Well, good thing I love ass

tardy tusk
queen grail
tardy tusk
#

About to kill.

split grove
#

Sure it’s been asked but did they intentionally refresh the event shop?

faint grove
#

was maharaka shop supposed to refresh? monkaHmm

cursive ruin
faint grove
#

im buying it all

tardy tusk
#

idk, but buy it lmao

faint grove
cursive ruin
#

oh boy time to wait for meter to update again

safe lark
#

#phoensIncident

charred void
#

apparently 8900 tokens were not enough to buyout the whole event shop, unlucky

safe lark
#

cant even type it

fervent ibex
quartz turret
#

Bruhge where the fuck is server im scammed

urban obsidian
#

oh shit new bonus room in f4 shop

#

xdd of course the honing mats are royal crystal tho

queen grail
#

Not that good not that bad.

cursive ruin
#

bro thse login rewards are crazy

charred void
fervent ibex
charred void
#

that should fix silver issue until lost ark 3

fervent ibex
#

wait

#

THERES 2 SELECTORS IN HERE

charred void
#

selector for royals? KEKW

urban obsidian
#

oh wtf theres a page 2

urban obsidian
#

WTF 2 SELECTORS FOR GOLD

cursive ruin
tulip charm
#

huh, 5x legendary bag engraving as login reward is pretty good with those fked up engraving prices right now

urban obsidian
tulip charm
#

yesss!!!! you don't need to do kurzan quest to raid behemoth!!!!

queen grail
cursive ruin
#

whale take

nova garden
fervent ibex
#

zz there's no echidna in the selectors ahhh

nova garden
#

Time to fire up twitch

fervent ibex
#

no point in buying them for me

queen grail
#

@charred void gasm Thanks free taps.

urban obsidian
cursive ruin
#

my friend is gonna finish los 30 with these

urban obsidian
#

unlucky no echidna there either

tardy tusk
#

is kadan there?

queen grail
#

About time my Paladin got lucky KEK

urban obsidian
#

unlucky time to wait for bc to go down

#

its goign way up LOL

queen grail
#

OMEGALAUGHING EPIC RAID! Nice name.

fervent ibex
#

refreshed shop? dont mind if i do hehehehe

urban obsidian
#

just went up 200gold

#

alright guys pullup

cursive ruin
#

holy fuck new event shop and refreshed shop

#

this update is INSANE

#

WTFFFFFFFFFF

charred void
#

ye lets go

fervent ibex
charred void
#

3 more

urban obsidian
charred void
#

lets go guys

fervent ibex
#

zz i might buy the card xp, but selectors wasted on me

#

😭

queen grail
#

Kapp I'm trying to apply to "Full trans grps"

queen grail
charred void
sage tartan
#

is the maharaka event reset a bug?

charred void
#

no idea just buyout store

urban obsidian
#

how in the flying fuck would we know

fervent ibex
#

that woulda been funny if they refreshed this shit too xddICANT

queen grail
fervent ibex
#

they probably just refreshed the maharaka shop by accident when they added silver

#

thats the only thing i can think they changed about it

tulip charm
pulsar vector
#

or let us be happy

fervent ibex
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

how would i konw

charred void
#

exploit fast

urban obsidian
#

guys they lied about the fate meber drop rate fr

#

i didnt get one !!

pulsar vector
#

early and often is the saying right

charred void
#

yes

fervent ibex
#

the compound books refreshing

#

is huge

#

these books are insane

charred void
#

but dont create 50 characters and claim 10 pheons on each

#

ah yeah, right

queen grail
hearty gazelle
urban obsidian
charred void
#

nothing new

fervent ibex
#

bro why do they put time limits on the good books RAGEY let me hold onto it for months

#

maybe i should have waited until the event was over

#

for a bigger number

quartz turret
#

monkaHmm the shop aint supposed to refresh?

fervent ibex
#

we dont know XD

quartz turret
hearty gazelle
cursive ruin
#

i'm gonna cum

#

this event is so good

quartz turret
#

why didnt they refresh the chaos dungeon event too

fervent ibex
#

they're gonna delete your items

hearty gazelle
#

You never know

fervent ibex
swift tree
#

What’s in the Bonus Room?

quartz turret
#

monkaHmm exploit early exploit fast

queen grail
#

hmmge Surely this is a one and done.

charred void
#

f4

wintry depot
#

LETS GOOOOOOO

fervent ibex
urban obsidian
fervent ibex
#

there's 2 selectors in the bonus room

queen grail
bold aspen
#

i still have to do hard mode to unlock this shit ? SadBlankey

queen grail
#

lol.

fervent ibex
tulip charm
#

interesting bonus room rewards, 2 pages, first time ever

charred void
worn current
#

So there is a fate ember event

bold aspen
cursive ruin
#

new 1610 in the roster

bold aspen
fervent ibex
#

its the legendary green circle drop

tulip charm
# charred void they really trying

before to get the bonus reward you only needed to buy 2 on some of those bundles, now you gotta buy all three, still alot of value there, but bc prices skyrocketed lol

bold aspen
fervent ibex
bold aspen
wintry depot
swift tree
#

on non-gold

fervent ibex
bold aspen
bold aspen
tulip charm
#

its gotta be done, oh wells

swift tree
hearty gazelle
charred void
#

yes i feel like SA region now

fervent ibex
#

oh they even updated chests, i didnt think they would

#

1620 > 1600

urban obsidian
#

guys this fate ember buff is fake asf

fervent ibex
#

damn i wish i saved more

tulip charm
urban obsidian
#

2 rested chaos + rested veskal no ember WorryWeirdBig

swift tree
charred void
swift tree
#

Since solo only goes to 1600

hearty gazelle
tulip charm
quartz turret
#

FeelsGladMan free 2k orehas from shop refresh

hearty gazelle
#

Oh

fervent ibex
#

-2k oreha in tomorrows patch

swift tree
fervent ibex
#

goodluck exploiters

warm oak
#

can someone share the new login rewards page including the dates?

hearty gazelle
#

It’s good im maxed on those push RC prices up will post you fresh batch later

charred void
warm oak
#

ah thanks a lot

fervent ibex
#

anyone know if these things got time limits on them before i claim? they'd have the stopwatch icon right?

hearty gazelle
#

It’s a pretty good value for those catds aint gonna lie

swift tree
#

They’re so good ngl

urban obsidian
#

WorryWeirdBig i jsut got ucking scammed LOL

swift tree
neon cedar
#

Preppy Skin is back in the shop PogU The market will be in shambles

fervent ibex
#

im about to max legendary hehe

#

-Echidna

swift tree
fervent ibex
#

ah that explains why they're not even in selectors zz

fervent ibex
#

we gotta wait for t4 patch 😭

charred void
#

amazon where scamber

tardy tusk
#

Is there a selector in the shop?

fervent ibex
safe lark
#

1k from old event and 1k from new one

#

yes there is

naive storm
#

ah right

quartz turret
#

^

tardy tusk
#

1?

#

or 2?

safe lark
#

one

fervent ibex
#

god DAMN i am racking it up

tardy tusk
#

1 card away from los 30.

fervent ibex
#

T4 cube is gonna be so insane 😭

swift tree
fervent ibex
tulip charm
#

wait hold up, there is no express event? its just this thing?

wintry depot
fervent ibex
ebon snow
#

Yep

swift tree
hearty gazelle
#

They never said anything about xpress event

safe lark
#

missing "few" boobas

fervent ibex
safe lark
#

technically 5

fervent ibex
charred void
#

thanks ags

fervent ibex
#

she actually drops u cards wtf

charred void
fervent ibex
ebon snow
#

I got 3 ecidn

tulip charm
fervent ibex
#

IT WAS SILVER

swift tree
cursive ruin
#

anyone know when the bonus room will disappear?

hearty gazelle
wintry depot
urban obsidian
#

whygod i got -4 granny burn on last turn nooo

charred void
tardy tusk
safe lark
#

i do only 6 per week

cursive ruin
fast dome
#

preppy on cahs shop

cursive ruin
#

oh mm/dd

#

cringe

fast dome
#

the glasses bout to drop hard

charred void
#

no more 150k preppy glasses

fervent ibex
fervent ibex
cursive ruin
fervent ibex
#

i mean, same

#

wait this is the preppy skin everyones going crazy over?

#

this shit kinda weak

charred void
#

specialists

pulsar owl
#

all youre getting is books from the event lmao