#lost-ark-discussions
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femboy icy
time for bed
app: calculator , usually comes preinstalled with windows
used: math
Furry works fine
show feet
@nova garden Show Parsha your feet instead of me tysmmm

@wintry crypt roll me a 69 
Based
Didn’t they say they were gonna buff zerker/slayer ark passives? I remb director saying they were gonna remove the negatives from those ark passives
?roll d100
@blissful rose You rolled 87
?roll d100
@stark thicket You rolled 35

I Remb some ark passives have heavy penalties/restrictions, and they are gonna remove/tune down the restrictions eventually

Kinda wierd why they impose so many negatives on some classes, most of the ark passives if you select one side it already locks you out of the other side
Icy has different rule 
?roll d100
@uncut stratus You rolled 9

?roll d100
@wintry crypt You rolled 16
I just rolled a sleep check and got told fuck you you have insomnia
I need a 69 icy didnt talk about any different rule 
WHERE SEASON 3 YOZ
I dont
Ty 
Oh same rule as paper then?
if astraea is icy then icy is astraea?
No I dont have a rule since I cant give roles
Are you on drugs ?
I just roll for the people who want the gambler roll and if they hit 69 then Paper has to give them the role
@dawn yacht yuzu rolls a d20
20 = role
1 = ban
no
not now

?roll d20
@midnight marlin You rolled 14
hmmm
?roll d20
@uncut stratus You rolled 15
?roll dn
?roll d20
@wintry crypt You rolled 18
Noice
Astraea is Icy and Icy058 is femboy furry icy where the problem ?

@nova garden your a femboy furry?
I know 
Scalp is interested
so astraea furry
I see
@wintry crypt how your day been

Its been pretty good! How about yours?

Go sleep isnt it like 3-4am parsha
It’s been despairge
Why bro
Good
@midnight marlin
that's the most furry shit ive ever seen
people with animal ears get headpats more than plain headed people
Why's Koreatown on fire
its so weird
What you call him now brit albert or ethan ?
I want to find someone where I can just sit on top of a hill and enjoy the view with 
It’s hard to find nice things
No it isnt beech its cause Im 6'1" irl and no one has given me a head pat
issa yearly event

Wait so this emote perfectly describes you 
Like night sky type of thing ?
If your applying to raid and your char don’t have cat ears, or at least a tail, I am gatekeeping you
gotta hit the jumpshot on her

Doesn’t have to be but yeah, I like just sitting on my roof looking into the night sky
Which I’m doing rn
There’s like three mountain fires rn too, 
ok, i hope u get more headpats, irl too (if ur into that)
Spiced the kimchi too hard
British Jared nathan
Its just a novel feeling for me, didnt have a dad to do that head pat thing so its nice
but why
@dawn yacht Google Jared Nathan, ulti is the British version of that
It’s relaxing

I simply wish to be happy Ken
u aint sit with the bros looking up at the night he sky before?

I doubt that but sure suit yourself
So icy you want headpats?
Not anymore no
Idk if youre asking in a weird way or smth
sounds sus
happiness is bait
Degen’s perception of me is like a late stage delirium Picasso painting
Well its degen what you expect
No just simple question I’m not doing that weird shit anymore
It’s gotten boring now
bro sounds serious too
Ulti turned soy
this is just a mess to me
Perks of sobering up? Maybe
nah that might be deep
Holding an online persona for so long is tiring
And he wants to enjoy the night sky too
He can enjoy dn
No I can’t degen
He is reformed
Ig you could say that sure
Aight Ken Start calling him AI
I’m still me I’m just not weird
i dont belive that looking at ur name
No he didnt reach your level of being replaced
Ok
He's literally worse
Nah
Ukti
Fixed now
Unfortunate
im just cleaning the strets of weirdos
Try degen next
try yourself next
Hey crazy
that's a lost case

Crazy check dms
Okay, quit lost ark and go back to league

?roll d100
@stark thicket You rolled 16
?roll d100
@blissful rose You rolled 59

Poor Josh
Hi Evan
How u doin

What
life is good now the windshitters are bricked
Damn ulti trying to flirt...
Taking a break and then gonna try assault on easy operations 
Space marines
Woah mortal reminder nerf making it not worth building anymore cuz it had same arm pen with anti heal

Think what you want
Nah mortal still better. They nerfed ldr by 10 more ad.
None of my business
now you see for the cost of 10 less ad you have anti heal :D

I still take ldr over mortal shit gonna be 3200g now
Prolly. But ull deal z dps anw now
-30 ad at 3 items across board or.sm
But 600g more needed
Cba
Trash company
its not worlds patch tho no?
you’re probably right
at least i dont have to deal with adc mid anymore :D
@uncut stratus evan ? 
time to play deadlock on 500 ping 
Should've just nerfed support to be unable to leave lane
So adcs go back to bot
:]
Idk it’s what degen and Josh think my name is
At this point I’m just rolling with it
Give first letter of your name 
Degen tried finding my Insta
Hate that supports can roam get more gold and similar exp and not being punished for shit timers
No
Try dn
pussy
I wanna see the only fans , link me it
Ulti irl name is actually benjamin
better yet put barriers around bot lane so they only interact with each other
Yes
Bro actually sent me a picture of his feet
My irl name is most common brit greek name that exists
@uncut stratus is your name Irish ?
You said yes man
Idk
Idk
Maybe

If u want I'll send ass 2
I never looked into it

It’s not
Liam ?
No
It s Jacob
No
Eggsy
Conor ? 
I failed a bed coin flip irl
No
Ronan
Read up I’m literally reformed now
No more weird degen shit from me
No
Damn you are
Jack, Finn, Patrick, Rian, Daniel, Oliver, Max, Oscar

Its Cillian isnt it
Arthur
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No
Cillian Murphy
bob ross

Mood
Rory, Issac, Aidan
No
Henry
But that’s Thomas Shelby
No
his name is thomas shelby
It's prob some weird ass name
Which is played by Cillian Murphy 
Galahad
Cathal
Stop quoting kingsman
I know someone by that name
I knew you would get it
Just to make sure its not merlin right ?
The moment you said eggsy I knew
William, Joshua, Nathan
No
but if you look up thomas shelby you see images of that guy
look up cillian murphy and its just some dude
HMMM
No
Alfie
Looks like a serial killer
No

Go watch peaky blinders
Adrian
No
Like he sneezes with his eyes open
How do I get this name guessing to stop
Sonny, Callum, Ollie, Kai
None
By dropping your name
Not happening
Hi Albert
By saying the first letter of your name
That’s just gonna encourage it
his name's ulti it says so right there
Ulfric

Just do it
Frodo?
He's Albert now
Gandalf?
Ok now Josh is quoting skyrim and LOTR

Based on that it was Ukti earlier 
He’s lost it
Albert when we doing erp again
We’re not I’m reformed
Is it Lancelot ?
No
Wdf is it cuz yuzu made you crash car
Finley
Paidi, Darragh, Theo, Fionn, Tadgh
None
Have you considered marijuana
Stopped
Oisin

No
Brody ?

Teagan
Ethan
Wtf who are you bring ulti back
Sober Ulti
Ulti had an epiphany
Imposter
Lmao
Is it Neil ?
This guessing game is probably gonna be the most entertaining thing ever until I get to a bridge
No
That's just some chick in Detroit
Na lmao
Gonna go for a swim ? 
Rory, Payton, Desmond, Cormac, Murphy, Conan
🦘
None
Overrated and bad way
Desmond ?
No
Say last letter
Emmett, Nolan, Rylee, Declan, Kennedy
You know what I’ll give you until my phone battery dies if you get it, I don’t 🦘
Kyler
No
Thats sad in a way
Just let me be sober

If thats what it does to you nah
Keagan, Kian, Kylan, Kory, Kalan, Kevin, Keiran
Nope
Better than not knowing what I had for breakfast this morning
You haven’t got it
I give up

Complete black out or what
No I just forget a lot
Dementia
Zoned out a lot
Deep thoughts ?
Let it out in dms
so did you ever finish wukong
Dm me
I can’t find our dms
i havent played it in almost 2 weeks. i didnt finish it
He can't find u cuz he has 2k notifications

Why not
Did u get stuck?
i got bored



hawawa pizza
Sinner
Bro didn't even notice my fren request
Did you eat yet
i ate noods
What kind
noods

Who didn’t
Can I eat your noods
my noods

it was garlic shrimp
It was me wasn’t it
Degen
Would shoot

Wtf did tenor remove the Morty tongue gif
the what
@swift lava
The gif of Morty like licking a cave
clapping cheeks on deadlock with 300 ping is so fun
Isn't that the 1630 guardian

1640
1630
Veskal
Looks like the average league player
Woah
Hi
i am having a therapie session
Tf did I do 
Yap god
Mizu


@blissful rose You rolled 94
high roller

Anyways time to nap 
Have a nice fap
I cut the easiest 40 set on alt yday
enjoy
5/5 and 5/4 b2b
deserved for getting scammed the fk was Italy doing

not Italy
France
but fk em too
Same
Thanks bro and stay away from negativity 
You can unload on me too
Wait that sounds wrong
Maybe 
Bruh what
No not maybe say yes

Say yes
My name is kevin I am an idiot
No

doxxed?
I think he doxxed you
I wonder why
Lucky guess
HOLY
Go nap
Ye go nap


Gn Ken
I’ll vent somewhere else dw
Gn brotha
When chuan moves in
Normally i wake up at 4 for training but kinda lazy
Martian did you hear about the new vodka
No
Ulti name reveal when
You guys were guessing but you never joined
Scroll up

When you guess it
George
No
I thought we know it's Ethan
Quinn, Ronan, Kian
Aaron
Nope
Geoffrey
No
Max
N
Fatso
N
Greg
Already said it no
William
No
Is it even something we gonna be able to guess or some ancient British name
Yes
Sean
Yes to what
No
give first lettet
The first part

No
that's 2
No
Norman?
No
Harold
No
Kumar
Tf is that name
in what depths of google did u find that one
It's a movie
yall dont know harold and kumar? 
Harold yes
Beavis
u're making shit up now
harold and kumar was great

Callum, Craig, Lain, Neil, Peter
Borat
Uncultured swine
Star wars
I am the great cornholio

Cornelius
No
Hint
Do you need more tp for your bunghole
No
What's the 3rd letter
It's one of these because you didn't reply
No
Craig

No
Peter
Philippou
Callum
Ulti is just messing with us now
You havent gotten it
It's prob some ancient name
No
We would never furss
nguyen
Man's not hot
I’m not viet
Jacob
vinh
Jacob
My furniture started floating
Wing guardian Leviosa
Jamie
Jacob
Oliver
Ollie
Lord Grompulus Kevin Ribbiton of Croaksworth
Jacob
jaycob
Yakub
Albert
Wrong
Somebody else gonna steal it if I don't steal it first
Peter
shaquille
No
Bigus dickus
if it aint bigus dickus
Could be
Chad Wellington
Tyler, Taylor, Jones, Shane, Shaun, Denis
How much to see the tip
spotted what
Is the new patch out yet?

no
That's from your land


Rudy
No
No
Ivan
Andrew
Armen
Yeah ok I’m done bye
If this keeps going not sober Ulti is gonna come back
Where do I swipe for feet pic
?roll d100
@stark thicket You rolled 61
costco chicken bake x 2


i hate those though
every bite is different
you gotta like premix the insides
Yall
pretty sure its a local thing
iguana cool
wouldn't that be a dinner wrap that makes Texas and Australia both look small
Damn, give me all 18 inches

how much is it
fkn 5lbs
In australia, a double-quarter pounder is a slider
$40
pocket change
Do double quarter pounders come in kangaroo flavor
depends upon the sauce
He can only take a pic of the tip tho
i can not one shot it

LMAO
GET AUTOMODDED 

so it doesn't get away
@uncut stratus Margaret thatcher
isnt that an r6 operator
just gonna ping u cuz ur the only green person i see


no im getting all the free crypto
if i buy in 50k i can 100000x my money
yeah
i just tabbed back into lecture what is the class about
wtf
capa
wait what

thats called a 4skin
wait
powerpoint
wait thats a screencap?
Excuse me? Tf
yeah its a screencap
I need a diagram
uhh
What shape is that one
Lasagna

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boring
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most interesting part
but barely
Bro tf is happening in my city
Is it spiders from floods
wait
What r they protesting
do we know what their updated rewards shop looks like?
i remember director saying it'll actually be good
for pvp?
yeah
people's biggest complaints were reward was not worth doing pvp
Better be fat like roxxs chin is getting
Wait I hope it's not a thyroid thing
this is an event coin though, idk if they changed perma shop

zz hopefully someone will post it on reddit soon
im still not gonna pvp if rewards are trash
yeah kr update was jsut pvp and brel raid prelude
could ask a streamer to check pvp shop
Roxx actually ok i take back the hate

You can see they're really trying
Martian should I reform or go back to regular Ulti
You're gonna need to look inside for that one
You were complaining that I was sober
2.5 hsr story is pretty good, and now that I'm done with it, time to get some events and exploration done
So 
Stay sober or no,
Reform or no
Pros of being sober: rational thoughts
Cons: depressed af
Pros of being high: relaxed
Cons: i forgor 
You can balance between
No

Pick Martian
@blissful rose roll pls
?roll d4
@midnight marlin You rolled 3
Guess you go sober
Roll for what
I’ll roll myself
Even old odd new
?roll d4
@uncut stratus You rolled 4
roll d2 for the true 50/50
I don’t think we can
d2 isnt allowed
rip
?roll d2
Description: Roll the dice (support optional size: d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, d100)
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
?roll [size]
?roll [size] [number of dice]
Example:
?roll d6
?roll d6 5
?roll d20
?roll d100 4
?flip
?flip
its slash for flip
@rigid aurora flip
We back
we up?
we take those
the male skins
Hey I was napping
Gn
?roll d100
@stark thicket You rolled 34
coinflip
Flip Dn on your face
Ayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nzs9Fk3R3U&ab_channel=Memorizer92 i am not exactly sure how to resolve the g2 11:20 mech
Lost Ark Behemoth Guide Gate1, Gate2
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00:00 Intro
00:20 Reward
00:49 Gate1 preparation
01:24 Weak point (Raid system) (Same for Gate2)
03:16 Buff (Raid system) (Same...
if someone can do a better job of explaining it, send help
Did we get ultis name yet
Chick fillet or wendys
wendys nuts go in your mouth
TN come over
thanks, i am gonna copy this
or homophobic chicken
@gleaming pendant heads
another cheat sheet?
behemoth
buffs/debuffs
Why am I reading this
you get buffs like hanu where you get more atk if you dont get hit
I'm not even doing the raid tmw
yeah i only bothered to remember water and lightning, seem like the only ones that are uncleansable and scary
water > lightning apparently can 1shot
fk it i get one tomorrow?
yes
Mukbang stream
you thought im streaming
guardian raids will start with nacrasena right
then yoho
then the mf idk in 5 and then velganos pizza
or is that randomized

Why didn't you roll against me wdf
wat 
Mukbang on 
What r u talking about
always starts with Nacrasea, but the other 3 are randomized afterwards
ooh
ogey ogey
so u rly need to be alert

i watched the video but is therr any hp mark on order to know whens the next guardian raid gona spawn
idt it was mentioned
only nacrasena i think
oh yeah
yeah whenever a Guardian falls, Mario has a voice line that the next guardian is spawning
and their monster indicator will flash on the map
winning 
nah its not my name, i jus put it cus fucking kae chanfing my name
have the same name with the red bozo aboce
goodluck to all the losers who never did velganos at 1385
you were all a pain during vykas prog
and gonna be a pain again in behemoth 
bro i cant wait for them to mald and thinking how the pizza works
nice i am doing good thanks






























