lost-ark-discussions

[burnt tree]

Island is pretty nice

[urban obsidian]

[fresh flint]

multiple shootings

[stark thicket]

Pan the camera down and take a picture... Trust

[fresh flint]

it's great here

[bitter lichen]

[urban obsidian]

i love the us

dont you chris

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-not-entertained-entertained-gladiator-russell-crowe-maximus-gif-17738266

[fresh flint]

no

i hate them all

[burnt tree]

All States suck

[fresh flint]

i wanna move to alaska

[burnt tree]

[fresh flint]

alaska so pretty

[burnt tree]

There's vampires there

[fresh flint]

good

suck me dry

[urban obsidian]

bro

[burnt tree]

[urban obsidian]

im so ready for worlds

holy smholy

its gonna be so lame compared to last years tho

[stark thicket]

Aswangs

[burnt tree]

Yeah its gonna be in the UK ofc its gonna be lame

[fresh flint]

what collectible should i work on

mokokos or tomes

[urban obsidian]

fuckin o2 arena

[urban obsidian]

not even that

[burnt tree]

Tomes

[fresh flint]

[urban obsidian]

lck production is on another level compared to every other region

[burnt tree]

That's true

[stark thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-usagi-cockroach-meme-eating-gif-3228586020407330337

[fresh flint]

which one next?

[urban obsidian]

id even compare lck grand finals games to worlds grand finals

in some regions

LOL

[burnt tree]

Im two foods(in Voldis) away from 100% all continents

[urban obsidian]

this weekend is lck grand finals

im so excited

chovy golden road continues baby

[fresh flint]

which one shouldm i work on

gimme an easy one

[stark thicket]

Rmt

[fresh flint]

[burnt tree]

North Vern since ure 92% thonk

[fresh flint]

[urban obsidian]

chrissy

[burnt tree]

Then Rohendel

[urban obsidian]

gib gold

[burnt tree]

Kurzan is giga easy/fast too

[fresh flint]

i dont have much tbh

n.vern then rohen then kurz

[urban obsidian]

good lets change that number to zero and put them all in my mail

[fresh flint]

pff

u wish

nab

[burnt tree]

Rowen is ez as well if ure rank 8

[fresh flint]

oh

im rank 1

XD

[burnt tree]

I finished most of Rowens tome the day it released, only gatekept from pvp reputation for the food

[fresh flint]

ick pvp

[burnt tree]

Just go in and afk

Getting Rank 8 is fast

[fresh flint]

ezpz lemon squeeze

[burnt tree]

Yeah like how ill squeeze you over sea water

[fresh flint]

one with the sea

🦭

[vagrant cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-dog-slap-shiba-ruocgiff-gif-25631461

[neon cedar]

Kurzan is really easy & arthetine

[fresh flint]

i go kurzan first tbh

cus n.vern is just fuckin rapport

and 2 foods

I only need 19 more cards for Los30

oinly 7 selectors

[burnt tree]

You do need to clear Echidna for Kurzan rapport tho

[fresh flint]

i bought a bus

[burnt tree]

Ok u good then

[vagrant cradle]

[fresh flint]

wanted armor honing

no time to sit and learn a new raid rn

[neon cedar]

Kurzans only pain is the wandering merchant RNG. It's easy, but time gated

[urban obsidian]

im bored so im going back watching all the worlds ceremonys

and wtf

this is in 2014 bro wtf

[fervent ibex]

we peaked worlds openings in 2017

too bad SSG won

[urban obsidian]

i rly like 2018 too

no cap

surely lec will pop off this year and itll be crazy right?

[fervent ibex]

2018 was peak worlds song

RISE

[urban obsidian]

what even was 2018

oh was it rise

obviously it was peak if they keep bringing it back to the finals ceremony every other year

[fervent ibex]

i liked the song Star Walkin, but that shit is not a Worlds Song

they just hired lil nas x to use one of his pre-written songs

[urban obsidian]

star walkin aint my vibe

and that shit aint no worlds song too

[fervent ibex]

its a decent song, just not worlds or league related at all

no insane music video was gonna convince me that he talking about worlds when he says thank god his daddy didnt wear a condom

[urban obsidian]

[prime wind]

that lyric was so stupid

[fervent ibex]

worlds song btw

[urban obsidian]

bro

[fervent ibex]

they censored that at worlds too iirc LOL

[urban obsidian]

if riot founder's daddy wore a condom we souldnt have league

thoughts?

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-hachiware-cartoon-anime-cute-gif-8697313785679599638

[fervent ibex]

yeeee keep cookin on that one

[prime wind]

u should have been a bj mizu

[urban obsidian]

surely

worlds comes to na in 2025 right

[burnt tree]

Nah

Back to Korea

[urban obsidian]

we just had korea

[burnt tree]

Ok china

[urban obsidian]

they dont do it like that

we just had msi in china

[burnt tree]

[urban obsidian]

na gets either msi or worlds next year

itll be worlds

[burnt tree]

MSI hopefully

[prime wind]

saudi cup every year for free org money

[urban obsidian]

if na doesnt get worlds then itll be some shit minor region

that gets it

[burnt tree]

Ew

[urban obsidian]

wait

wtf

why is fuslie in the 2017 worlds video

[burnt tree]

Because she can

[fervent ibex]

is 2017 the song by nicki taylor?

they're probably friends

[gilded forge]

Hi gamers

[fervent ibex]

also arent they introducing the 5th major region in 2025?

they're merging a bunch of smaller regions into 1 i think

[urban obsidian]

"i dont think ur gonna find a more shared and interconnected community on the level that league has with anything else in the world"

thats a quote

[burnt tree]

What a lie

[fervent ibex]

oh its just Vietnam and Asia-Pacific combined

[urban obsidian]

yeh

its just vct and pct

or whatever tf they call that one

[fervent ibex]

APAC

is the new region

[tulip charm]

wow people are nice sometimes, my slayer didn't get gatekept from frog

usually takes a few tries

[burnt tree]

Its just frog

[urban obsidian]

wtf is bro wearing

[burnt tree]

Just mm

[fervent ibex]

did he fly down on rope lmao

[urban obsidian]

no

[fervent ibex]

looks like a harness almost

[urban obsidian]

bro walked out from behind a wall

[rigid aurora]

bro look like a shadow wizard

[urban obsidian]

its literally just fuckin strings

LOL

[fervent ibex]

bros a shinigami

[tulip charm]

8s only lol
kinda op, even with event gems

[urban obsidian]

wait

i forgot they did this fuckin shit at 2017

the summoners rift thing

[fervent ibex]

i told u it was peak opening

they did the holographic elder drake

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/worlds2017-elder-drake-how-to-train-a-dragon-gif-12820020

[turbid oriole]

chat

we did it

we grabbed some dicks

[urban obsidian]

im gonna grab ur dick and twist it

[burnt tree]

Damn celebrating 70 years of dicks

[urban obsidian]

the early holographics look so bad

[burnt tree]

The best thing about 2017 worlds were chrissy constanza and kda

https://tenor.com/view/chrissy-costanza-gif-18024956

[urban obsidian]

ur thinking of 2018

[burnt tree]

Mb

But point still stands

[turbid oriole]

[burnt tree]

2017 was too forgettable ig

[turbid oriole]

come over

[burnt tree]

[turbid oriole]

[fervent ibex]

all my homies hate worlds 2017

[midnight marlin]

2022 worlds was best

[fervent ibex]

SSG those loser FUCKS

[burnt tree]

Which year was it the singers were drunk

[midnight marlin]

cause i was in person

[urban obsidian]

na

[burnt tree]

And were yapping

[urban obsidian]

2022 was boring

no cyap

[midnight marlin]

game 5

t1 vs dk

nowaying

gumayushi stealing baron

for the 3rd time

[fervent ibex]

yeye guma carried T1 that year

if only those fucking morons learned how to draft

they woulda won 2022

[burnt tree]

But now whose gonna carry Guma

[urban obsidian]

t1 meta carried shitters

[burnt tree]

[urban obsidian]

[burnt tree]

League Pros meta chasing is acceptable

[urban obsidian]

thats

not what im saying

they have acertain meta that they play well in

[burnt tree]

[urban obsidian]

and they have every other meta that they play poorly in

aka hyper carry tops strong ap mids strong hypercarry ads strong

[burnt tree]

Is Faker gonna bang his head on the chair or the desk next

[fresh flint]

I love how all 12 special mobs are on 1 map in kurzan xD

[burnt tree]

Cause Kurzan has only one open field anyway

[fresh flint]

yeah its nice

[urban obsidian]

they proved it with how poorly they did this split

[turbid oriole]

dicks aint bad

aint great

[midnight marlin]

what

[blissful rose]

[midnight marlin]

oh

the shop

[urban obsidian]

crzydum

[midnight marlin]

UNLESS?

mizudum

[urban obsidian]

ur so dum,

y r u so dum

[midnight marlin]

ur so dum

[blissful rose]

?roll d100

[tawny gate]

@blissful rose You rolled 47

[urban obsidian]

actually dummest of the dums

[midnight marlin]

mizudummest

[blissful rose]

[urban obsidian]

ah shit

my phone died

[midnight marlin]

oh wait

my phone is dying

[turbid oriole]

i think i like in n out more than dicks

animal style in n out better

[midnight marlin]

ive never tried dicks

but in n out feels overrated

fries feel soggy

[fresh scarab]

in n out fries are easily the lowest rated part

[turbid oriole]

oh fries are better at dicks

[fresh scarab]

their burgers arent meant to be special

[midnight marlin]

it was funny to order a flying dutchman and then tweak out to my friends that they gave me no buns

[fresh scarab]

theyre cheap and consistent and decent compared to others in the same price point

compare to mcd burgers - theyre infinitely better despite being cheaper

[turbid oriole]

in n out is fresh patty

[urban obsidian]

stfu matt

[fresh scarab]

mibozo

[gilded forge]

Bro

[fresh scarab]

although if you live near austin

[midnight marlin]

yeah but krabby patty

[gilded forge]

Nothing is better than mcdomalds

[fresh scarab]

p terrys is basically in n out but with a bigger menu

[turbid oriole]

brooooooooo

[fresh scarab]

same quality same price point

[urban obsidian]

i love austin

[turbid oriole]

https://tenor.com/tVsg.gif

[urban obsidian]

im finna go back there just for some more little rock donuts

no cap

[turbid oriole]

thats like a fucking 1/2 lb patty

[fresh scarab]

[gilded forge]

Mcrommalds is rank 1

[midnight marlin]

wendys nuts are serving it soonge

[fresh scarab]

you mean round rock donuts?

[midnight marlin]

and my friends want to try it

[urban obsidian]

same diff

i got the rock right

but yes

[fresh scarab]

mizu lives in texas?

[turbid oriole]

[fresh scarab]

[urban obsidian]

no

[gilded forge]

I want mcdamgles now

[midnight marlin]

mf drove to tx to listen to ado

[urban obsidian]

the hotel i was staying in for the ado concert was across the street from a round rock shop

[fresh scarab]

oh

[turbid oriole]

rock shop

[fresh scarab]

everytime i go visit family

my aunts ask me to bring back the donuts

[turbid oriole]

who the fuck out here buying rocks

[midnight marlin]

did you drive or hitch a ride from a rando

[urban obsidian]

they are so based

those donuts are fucking amazing

[fresh scarab]

they named a city after a round rock

[gilded forge]

They are spiritual

[fresh scarab]

i dont really get whats so special about them

[urban obsidian]

i ubered with some guys staying at the same hotel

[fresh scarab]

theyre ok when fresh

i like the cake donuts more

[kindred ravine]

The rocks?

[urban obsidian]

cake donuts are better not fresh

[gilded forge]

I read that so wrong

[urban obsidian]

but fresh donuts i love those ones

[gilded forge]

I thought u say u rubbed with some guys at a hotel

[fresh flint]

[gilded forge]

Like wut

[gilded forge]

Run.

[fresh scarab]

i grew up like 10 mins away from round rock donuts

[midnight marlin]

doxx matt

[fresh scarab]

good luck

[urban obsidian]

wdf

[fresh scarab]

my name is the most common combination in the world

[urban obsidian]

im so jealous

[fresh scarab]

theres 8 of me in my city alone

[midnight marlin]

kevin fkn nguyen

[fresh scarab]

close but no

damn second most common

[urban obsidian]

erm

[turbid oriole]

[midnight marlin]

bro one of my groupmates has first name nguyen

[fresh scarab]

thats not combination thats only first name

[midnight marlin]

threw me off so hard

[fresh scarab]

nguyen nguyen?

[midnight marlin]

imagine

but no

nguyen chau

[fresh scarab]

[fresh flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1061165285291348078.gif?size=56&quality=lossless

[fresh scarab]

i feel like any combination of nguyen already makes you hard to doxx

you guys ever had to take exams sorted by last name

and theres like 2 rooms just full of them

[urban obsidian]

matt

gimme a game to play

[fresh scarab]

clone war looking asses

[urban obsidian]

while i wait for ff16

[fresh scarab]

hollow knight

[turbid oriole]

matt nguyen

[urban obsidian]

played already

[fresh scarab]

silk song

[urban obsidian]

oh

not played already

[fresh scarab]

[turbid oriole]

subnautica

[midnight marlin]

silk song in 2024

[fresh scarab]

how did these guys

take 2-3 years to make hollow knight

[urban obsidian]

riot mmo will come out before silk song

no cap

[fresh scarab]

and its been 7 now

where silksong

[turbid oriole]

where gta6

[midnight marlin]

they got my work ethic

[fresh scarab]

they couldve just fucking copy pasted

60% of the game

and slapped a new skin on it

called it silksong

it'd sell like hotcakes

[turbid oriole]

wait these buns are better

[urban obsidian]

i bet they wanna do what ori did and make it a lot different but kinda the same

[fresh scarab]

ori didnt take 7 years to remake

[urban obsidian]

true

[tulip charm]

[urban obsidian]

ori devs prolly had decent work ethic tho

[turbid oriole]

concord 8 years

[fresh scarab]

i had never heard of concord

until it shutdown

maybe they shouldve invested a bit more into advertising

[turbid oriole]

deserved

[midnight marlin]

erbs advertising

[burnt tree]

Damn Star Wars Outlaws getting cooked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540933911182835712/1264384008352170034/i0677544577.gif

[wind dagger]

[fresh flint]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/852619895119020033/939588627397218414/i016344842816-8x-RIFE-RIFE3.1-50fps.gif

[turbid oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540933911182835712/1264384008352170034/i0677544577.gif

[urban obsidian]

[wind dagger]

[urban obsidian]

erbs would get more ppl if they just advertised the casino skins

[fresh scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540933911182835712/1264384008352170034/i0677544577.gif

[urban obsidian]

@nova garden its a game for you fr

[midnight marlin]

summer sua

soup my goat

[fresh flint]

[turbid oriole]

@nova garden rat

[neon cedar]

[fresh flint]

WHY MY HIDDEN QUEST BUGGED

[turbid oriole]

do prereq

[fresh flint]

theres no preq for the hidden quests

[midnight marlin]

there is

[turbid oriole]

show quest

[fresh flint]

theres not

[midnight marlin]

thats not hidden quest

[urban obsidian]

they arent quests

[fresh flint]

hidden story hidden quests

[urban obsidian]

theyre items you pick up off the ground

[fresh flint]

same shit

[urban obsidian]

in certain orders

[fresh flint]

yes

[urban obsidian]

[fresh flint]

you see how i have yellow checkmarks

[urban obsidian]

thats in no way a qeust

[turbid oriole]

lostarkmap.com

[fresh flint]

im at spot 1

it's not there

[turbid oriole]

is it those

stupid timed ones

[fresh flint]

its a piece of paper on dah floor

[turbid oriole]

ure in the wrong spot

[fresh flint]

no

turns out there is a side quest for it

according to the youtube video comments

[midnight marlin]

youube

[urban obsidian]

crazypenis

[fresh flint]

yeah i use videos when i dont think im at the right spot

cus the maps on maxroll smol

[midnight marlin]

はい

[fresh flint]

ENGLISH SERVER CHAT!!!

omg doggie

[urban obsidian]

i hve forgotten my hiragana

unlucky

[turbid oriole]

quick hide it

chuan gonna it

[urban obsidian]

isnt the first one like

ha or smth

HOLY I WAS RIGHT

IT IS HA

I DO REMEMBER

[fresh flint]

he betur fukin not

[urban obsidian]

[fervent ibex]

i found this in a "Joining an old MMORPG as a new player starter pack"

they mentioned us

[urban obsidian]

i didnt remember i tho

[fervent ibex]

thats us guys !!

[midnight marlin]

ngl i cant tell who any of them are other than abigail cause she's the one teased in the dev stream

[urban obsidian]

thats kinda crazy that i dont remember the simplist one

[midnight marlin]

is that jenny in the back

[tulip charm]

why your char not wearing pants

[urban obsidian]

im ngl bro

i dont remember

[fresh flint]

hes wearing swimming trunks

[urban obsidian]

what anyone looks like

its been months since ive launched the game

[fresh flint]

hes a swimmer

🏊‍♂️

[turbid oriole]

where bulge

[burnt tree]

@ancient tundra

[fresh flint]

korean devs are antigay

[turbid oriole]

https://vxtwitter.com/TopGyaru/status/1831402264264880596?t=JACoPoo5yB540pVw3wPdGw&s=19

[midnight marlin]

maririn?

[urban obsidian]

@dull obsidian can you undie pls

[midnight marlin]

summoner?

[fresh flint]

Do I do cooking or rapport next

[neon cedar]

Rapport is super free

No quests

& low requirements

[fresh flint]

Sickkkk

Rapport it is the

[midnight marlin]

the what

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drink-beer-cat-with-beer-cat-drinking-beer-gif-15319335051246706504

[fresh flint]

Bad Kat no alkohawl !!!

[turbid oriole]

[fresh flint]

[turbid oriole]

i cant stop thinking about dicks

its so cheap

[fresh flint]

Pls Martian

[turbid oriole]

wait dont screencap that

[midnight marlin]

but i wanna

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-depp-happy-hour-drink-trial-gif-25541381

[tulip charm]

there is no way, what kinda price is this? from 2005?

[fresh flint]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-stepped-on-angry-amber-heard-heart-gif-25774858

[midnight marlin]

since when did dick's sporting goods sell fires

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-courtroom-physiology-crazy-gif-25783753

[fresh flint]

This guy LMAO

[burnt tree]

Lmfao

[turbid oriole]

amber turd

[fresh flint]

I CANTTTT

[turbid oriole]

did she get bankrupted yet

[fresh flint]

The way he was doing that the ENTIRE trial

[burnt tree]

Drakumel looking ass

[turbid oriole]

meth, not even once

[burnt tree]

She moved to Spain

[fervent ibex]

zz that reminds me of a tiktok i saw that was like "mcdonalds, you're not allowed to get more expensive. people dont buy mcdonalds because its good food, they just buy that shit cuz its supposed to be like $5 for a full, subpar meal"

[fresh flint]

She declared bankruptcy after the trial lmao

[stark thicket]

I'm going to spank sathona for being mean to me

[fresh flint]

Well she filed for it

Dunno if it worked

[burnt tree]

Im not mean

[stark thicket]

[burnt tree]

You're the one posting cockroaches

You deserve the hate

[turbid oriole]

[burnt tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058851434419978273/1276815771443658844/45d3d951ee87848b.gif

[fresh flint]

Roaches 🪳

[stark thicket]

if you hate me so much why you don't block me

[turbid oriole]

[fresh flint]

[turbid oriole]

Wait

[fresh flint]

[turbid oriole]

What server is that from

[neon cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-swatted-plankton-spongebob-squarepants-being-crushed-dealing-with-pests-gif-25583116

[fresh flint]

Click and see its public

[midnight marlin]

[turbid oriole]

[burnt tree]

I don't hate you, i hate cockroaches

[fresh flint]

[burnt tree]

[fresh flint]

Crab rave my favorite

https://tenor.com/view/crab-rave-gif-27622028

[midnight marlin]

does that smell like chloroform

[urban obsidian]

bro

i want lane swaps to die

but like geng is bis laneswappers

[turbid oriole]

[burnt tree]

I want LoL to die

[fervent ibex]

whatchu got against Laughing out Loud sathona?

asshole

[burnt tree]

League godamnit

[turbid oriole]

Smell it and let me know

[fresh flint]

[turbid oriole]

[fresh flint]

Oops didn’t mean to do that

[blissful rose]

[fresh flint]

Martian

[turbid oriole]

Chris

[tawny gate]

@neon cedar You rolled 36

[fresh flint]

[neon cedar]

[fresh flint]

@neon cedar

I may need ur halp

[neon cedar]

@fresh flint

I may be able to halp

[fresh flint]

Rapport confuse me

[midnight marlin]

[burnt tree]

Huh

[neon cedar]

Just dump random items into NPCs?

[turbid oriole]

You just rizz them

[fresh flint]

Wouldn’t bombing be more efficient

[neon cedar]

There are no quests for Kurzan. There is no skipping required

[midnight marlin]

why would it

[burnt tree]

Btw you should do Zinnervale/Armen Rapport before you finish Kurzan in tier 4

[midnight marlin]

oh

they get deleted

[burnt tree]

Nah they get greyed out/locked

[fresh flint]

Do they have stuff I can use?

[midnight marlin]

wtf

zinner revive

[burnt tree]

Armen has Priest carf

[fresh flint]

Wait why would they lock them

[burnt tree]

Card* and he starts at trusted

[fresh flint]

That’s weird

[neon cedar]

Zimmer just has a Zinner card I think

[burnt tree]

Cause one X and the other X

[fresh flint]

D:

[turbid oriole]

Spoilers

[neon cedar]

N Kurzan spoilies

[fresh flint]

What the frick my progression is being fucked with!!

[burnt tree]

Basically Zinnervale||"dies"|| we actually don't know. And Armen gets || kidnapped ||

[neon cedar]

Use providence stones to buy rapport items and nuke all NPCs easy peasy

[fresh flint]

Armen. Dear armen. He’s just so helpless.

[turbid oriole]

Democratic Peoples Republic of North Kuzan

[burnt tree]

Its cause of the Pact he made with Kazeros

[fresh flint]

I don’t got thems

[neon cedar]

Demonic Peoples Republic*

[fresh flint]

But I’ve been saving rapport items for like a year

[burnt tree]

He can fight Demons but if he tries to fight Kaz/Legion Commanders he gets "suspended"

[fresh flint]

What a dumbass

[turbid oriole]

that's good

[fresh flint]

Thats what happens when you run away like a bitch

[burnt tree]

He doesn't run away like a btch

[neon cedar]

He does in Luterra

[fresh flint]

he did

[burnt tree]

Justified

[turbid oriole]

Press F for Claudia

[fresh flint]

he fled like a poosie

[fresh flint]

rip to the homie

[neon cedar]

Steals your kills, cries a lot, runs away to join the baddies Armen sucks butt

[burnt tree]

Its ok Echidna is Claudia coded

So we just got her back

[burnt tree]

That's something only a skipper would say

[turbid oriole]

Doing story as sh is weird

[burnt tree]

Nah i like it

[fresh flint]

claudia was acc so pretty

wish she survived

[neon cedar]

I do manual msq on all characters since the game launched I watched Armen cry in Luterra 22 times

[burnt tree]

It makes the player more special

[turbid oriole]

You're a delain

[neon cedar]

Armen is a weenie

[burnt tree]

Can you blame him lmao? Before Feiton everyone hated their guts

For just existing

[turbid oriole]

Where's the kadan x armen dojun

@nova garden

[burnt tree]

There's no kadan x armen doujin

[fresh flint]

weenie hut jr prime member

[burnt tree]

Plus Armen = the games title

[turbid oriole]

Are you a goofy goober

[burnt tree]

[fresh flint]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-fishnet-leggings-im-a-goofy-goober-rock-gif-17670341

[neon cedar]

Weenie Armen got put in his place by the Legion commanders. He's a lot more tolerable after his timeskip arc

He stopped stealing my kills

[prime wind]

tbf player hasnt really killed a lot

[fresh flint]

almost done rapport already wao

[prime wind]

only church ppl

everyone else gets away

or ks

[neon cedar]

If it was still early Loa, Armen would stole the narkiel & behemoth kills in Kurzan story

[fresh flint]

bruh the church ppl r ruthless af

my fav part of the story was exterminating them

twice

[turbid oriole]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1230814772988088410/1281479184249786399/IMG_3444.webp?ex=66dbddfe&is=66da8c7e&hm=ae065e1ac3fc2cb18efa987d631b41b3e23d075fe2a060bac9d37f1319906b0e&

[blissful rose]

I don't know abt either of em and I can confirm

[fresh flint]

LMAO WTF

[still lintel]

[neon cedar]

That dumpster turd of a movie is gonna get a 5% review score and make 3 billion dollars

[fresh flint]

[burnt tree]

Damn Linkin Park got a new vocalist

[fervent ibex]

is that aquaman

[fresh flint]

ayo?

a new vocalist?

[urban obsidian]

ok

time to hit emerald in tft today

no inting today

@dull obsidian ur so dum

[bitter lichen]

hitting minecraft target audience right

[turbid oriole]

That's he man

[fervent ibex]

where's jack black

[urban obsidian]

i think you mean steve

[ancient tundra]

Real meme

[turbid oriole]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1202073339963899945/1281476811620094033/what-happened-to-khal-drogo-v0-1wnejjn4c3nd1.webp?ex=66dbdbc8&is=66da8a48&hm=c2ea044ebe2533d709a83c5fe647e5b80f4f7c8583062f35268d04c059f6a5f1&

[fervent ibex]

his firstnames Minecraft

[midnight marlin]

thats the extra in industry baby

[fervent ibex]

last name Steve

[fervent ibex]

AYO THAT PORTALS THE WRONG COLOR

THEY'RE ALREADY FUCKING IT UP

[urban obsidian]

wait wtf

it is

LOL

why is the portal blue

[fervent ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-26438788

[urban obsidian]

i didnt even notice that

[ancient tundra]

Aether portal

[keen copper]

its a portal to the minecraft world

[fresh flint]

wtf is this

[fervent ibex]

Aether mod in movie

[turbid oriole]

Aether in movie before game

[urban obsidian]

that uses glowstone

[ancient tundra]

Ye

[turbid oriole]

That's he man

[fresh flint]

LMAO

[neon cedar]

Is it just another Jumanji movie? Getting sucked into a game?

[fervent ibex]

it wishes it was Jumanji

[midnight marlin]

yeah

[fervent ibex]

dont ever slander jumanji like that again

[neon cedar]

New Jumanji already slandered the name

[fervent ibex]

its gonna be that shitty jumanji ripoff

Zathura

[midnight marlin]

west tries to isekai

[fresh flint]

jumanji was so good

[midnight marlin]

its even more trash

[fervent ibex]

wouldnt know, didnt watch that fanfic ¯_(ツ)_/¯

everytime they make a shitty sequel, i just write it off as fanfic

not canon

cba

[fresh flint]

they made a new jumanji?

[fervent ibex]

they made TWO

TWO new jumanjis

[fresh flint]

WAT

[neon cedar]

The video game ones with Jack black

[fervent ibex]

and the Rock

[turbid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/despite-all-my-rage-despite-cat-gif-24628181

[fresh flint]

why isnt this powder dropping bruh

[urban obsidian]

bc ur bad

[fresh flint]

fuk u

baldzu

[wind dagger]

🤰

[fresh flint]

pregante

[urban obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-sigma-gif-5204788592172591569

[turbid oriole]

You and parsha

[wind dagger]

u r our child

[fresh flint]

4 more powder

[urban obsidian]

i hope it takes an hour

[fresh flint]

i hope your boobs become 2x size

[fervent ibex]

i click on help channel and this is the first thing i see

who is out here lying to newbies

[gray robin]

hai

[midnight marlin]

izu

[turbid oriole]

mizu futa

[fervent ibex]

ur not allowed to lie in the help channel guys

[fresh flint]

helo

[gray robin]

why everyone na east

joever

[fresh flint]

whynot

[urban obsidian]

bc nawest is shit

[gray robin]

fuark

[fresh flint]

[turbid oriole]

[gray robin]

I Want lostark friends

me new

[midnight marlin]

pay me back

[gray robin]

i used a fast pass so idk wats going on

[midnight marlin]

you cant even solo raid anymore to pay me back

[urban obsidian]

ill give you the roster you can run a brel

[turbid oriole]

@midnight marlin

Save winter from chuan

[midnight marlin]

@modern grail

[gray robin]

dwag

i have a Mutual

[fresh flint]

go nae plenty of frins

[gray robin]

with u

[midnight marlin]

AZOG THE GOAT

[urban obsidian]

azog

sounds cringe

[gray robin]

did u used to play League

idr who that is

[midnight marlin]

no

[turbid oriole]

[gray robin]

😹

[midnight marlin]

i work for him

irl

[urban obsidian]

wait crzy

[gray robin]

what

LMFAO

[urban obsidian]

come dota with me

no cap

im on my dota 2 arc

[gray robin]

ive never played dota before

i played um deadlock recently

[urban obsidian]

wtf why is dota 2 55 gigs

LOL

[gray robin]

heard its kinda similar

[turbid oriole]

[fervent ibex]

dont ever play a game with mizu

bros ragey

[urban obsidian]

[gray robin]

i feel like everyone is so Advanced in this game how 2 find noob friends

[turbid oriole]

Just add @midnight marlin then

[prime wind]

its true mizu and i are teh only two lost arkers with hair left

[turbid oriole]

[gray robin]

I have hair too

[urban obsidian]

never spoken any truer words

[prime wind]

im afraid mizu might lose it he begins his rice eating arc

[modern grail]

no

[urban obsidian]

[prime wind]

he will become faded like ishy

[gray robin]

does rice make u lose hair

im asian tho

[fresh flint]

@neon cedar i cant find the sacrian hard bread

[prime wind]

rice eating means bussing and playing alt rosters

[fresh flint]

[prime wind]

so instead of doing 18 raids u are doing 36 or more

[gray robin]

Idk what that means ❤️

[fresh flint]

means ur a fukn no life

[gray robin]

awesome

[urban obsidian]

im only doing like 25 tyvm

[fresh flint]

not u

but thats what the term means

[gray robin]

no u Right tho..

im in my neet arc rn

[urban obsidian]

[prime wind]

this week is busy i dont even want to raid

but i want those red eyes

[urban obsidian]

i want that fancy icon

that comes wiht that fancy title

[fresh flint]

dumbass cooking item

[turbid oriole]

Don't forget to eat your withered stem tomorrow

[fresh flint]

i wont forget

[tulip charm]

[neon cedar]

Idr what that one is
Idk if it helps but I used lostark.map for everything

[fresh flint]

i got the bread

[neon cedar]

Get that bread Chrissy

[fresh flint]

i also got my stem

[fresh flint]

wtf

[neon cedar]

I hope you get the purified water first try

[fresh flint]

lemme go try that rn

[burnt tree]

Not as bad as collecting 1000 crystals in voldis

[burnt tree]

Is that the Rohendel thing?

[fresh flint]

I cant find the spot to collect it

is it upstairs or downstairs

I was looking at the wrong thing lol

[tulip charm]

ideally i think if you do finish the diary for kurzan, don't claim the ignea token

save it for when t4 come sout

[fresh flint]

where traveling merchant

[neon cedar]

Buy dirty water from an NPC by the port. Than a purifier from the wandering merchant

[dawn yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-dog-hello-bad-hair-day-gif-13017635

[neon cedar]

Any rarity works but they have diff odds of success

[urban obsidian]

@queen grail fastest ahri the world has ever seen

[fresh flint]

why?

[fresh flint]

traveling merchant not up

[fervent ibex]

you'll fit right in, we got casual gamers in here who casually play 20 hours a day

[neon cedar]

yea that's why the water sucks

[fervent ibex]

wait why

[neon cedar]

Easy but timegated

[gray robin]

lost ark is my first mmo

i wanan get Into it but Idfk what the hell im Doin

[urban obsidian]

id recommend asking in #lost-ark-help rather then here

[fervent ibex]

zz this is a wild first mmo

[urban obsidian]

shinn will give actual answers there unlike his troll ones here

[fervent ibex]

shoulda picked up ffxiv first or something

[urban obsidian]

[fervent ibex]

AINTNOWAY

MY ANSWERS ARE TROLL

???

[gray robin]

i did play a little itty bit of ffxiv

but all my squad decided it was boring n quit

😹

[fervent ibex]

wait so get ur squad on this now

[robust birch]

🤨

[prime wind]

well lost ark is closer to league with like lvling elements

[urban obsidian]

https://imgur.com/a/nm8JdSZ

[prime wind]

u do story, then u enjoy lobby

[robust birch]

My first mmo too

Game is shit

[gray robin]

we played a little bit yesterday but they not feeling it rn

[fervent ibex]

lost ark is more fun/newbie friendly when u can play with others who are similarly committed to playing

RIP

[prime wind]

your squad is right

[gray robin]

i hate how this game is cursor movement tho

😹

[keen copper]

well make them feel it rn

[prime wind]

also the edating drama in lost ark is hilarious

[fervent ibex]

wait but didnt u mention league earlier

its just like league

[prime wind]

u will hear about statics dying through cheating and stuff

its great

[gray robin]

yeahhhh but its different

[fervent ibex]

statics with friends are tough

[gray robin]

is it as funny as val n league edating drama

[fervent ibex]

hard to tell a friend they're shit at the game

[fresh flint]

thats a thing?

[gray robin]

all my frens have played like bdo n other stuff before

[prime wind]

that means u are not good friends

[gray robin]

im the only one who hasnt played an mmo b4

so im tryna get a lil ahead in this game

🤔

[prime wind]

u should be honest i tell my friends they are shit they either get better or stop playing we are still friends

[fervent ibex]

yeah true, i never became like close friends with anyone thru loa

[urban obsidian]

[gray robin]

ok well NO ONE GAF rn.. 😭

[shy stump]

Guys what are your prediction about the upcoming progression event. What do you think we are getting?

[fervent ibex]

u pointing and laughing as if ur not the problem

not tryna friend cringers like u

[urban obsidian]

then dont

ez

[fervent ibex]

done

[gray robin]

why is it loa and not la

whats the O

[fervent ibex]

something something korean spelling

we dont know.

[gray robin]

ohh okay

[urban obsidian]

because of how kr abbreviates words

[low nebula]

[prime wind]

mizu just wants to go to sendai and suck yuzu's

[gray robin]

i see

[urban obsidian]

they do it based on syllables not by the words themselves

[midnight marlin]

i know why its loa

[robust birch]

It got lost

The O is the ark

[fresh flint]

show me the great success or die

[gray robin]

oh okay

[fallow marlin]

Kr just doesn't use the word online in games

[fervent ibex]

i think ive posted the korean explanation before, but cba remembering it

[low nebula]

two
one on top one on bottom

[fallow marlin]

All the above are stupid

[low nebula]

seems good

[fresh flint]

lame

[blissful rose]

hell no that's all we do

[fresh flint]

thats how many orehas

[low nebula]

Also i heard ppl swap items

[gray robin]

[fresh flint]

400-500?

[low nebula]

like do -cost when craft finished - swap to great success

[robust birch]

Deserved

[fervent ibex]

LMAO he's so real for that tho

[low nebula]

480

should be enough to finish last slot on paladin

and 1630

[robust birch]

If you want a friendly player on naw feel free to ask @supple parrot

[urban obsidian]

i can finally fix my sleep scheudle again after this weekend

[low nebula]

so i prog hard thae today/tmrw

[urban obsidian]

finally free

[gray robin]

😭

[fervent ibex]

degen setting newbies up for failure

crazy

[fresh flint]

MMMM biscuit

[prime wind]

r u a shirtless pally or legendary pally

[supple parrot]

we have slots in our semi static for hm echidna and hm thaemines, exp giga chad pumpers only~ or 90/90/40+ sups

[robust birch]

Fund me a character I won't let u down trust

[urban obsidian]

only 40 on identity

[supple parrot]

judging from ur dps on nae, u would get booted

[robust birch]

U haven't seen my sup

[fervent ibex]

thats crazy

[urban obsidian]

i dont think we want to

[supple parrot]

90 90 40 is min req

[urban obsidian]

no cyap

[low nebula]

im actually "looks like alt" pally

[prime wind]

chuan fashion

[supple parrot]

my paly has the funder skin that i got from my friend that quit before he reached lv60

[low nebula]

Few days ago i saw pally in funny costume, with big head and some necklase
looked cool and goofy, but i didnt screenshot so i cant stil the drip

[fresh flint]

@neon cedar this one fkng sucks

[burnt tree]

Sure your friend

[supple parrot]

paly

[burnt tree]

Try the Voldis one

[low nebula]

nah this one smells blizzard

[tulip charm]

should just grab the good guys from g4

[fervent ibex]

u might be able to find friends in LFG discord? there's usually newbies in there trying to learn raids

?lfg

[tawny gate]

We have lfgroup and lfstatic channels in each of our region categories (requires region role).
You can filter the postings by clicking on content relevant tags or even 'Learning Group'.
#1051258008853807174/#1051276943619792948/#1051285338569580564

Also check out some LFG/Learning dedicated Discords:
Lost Ark LFG (International): https://discord.gg/thelostarklfg
Mokoko elp (EU Central): https://discord.gg/mokokoelp
Loot Heroes (NA East): https://discord.gg/lootheroes
Lost Ark Mokoko's (NA West): https://discord.gg/lost-mokokos
Mokoko Mentors & Co. (German) https://discord.gg/mokokomentors

[burnt tree]

Where you need 1000 crystals

[fresh flint]

nop i watched homeboy do it

[gray robin]

i joined dat discord

[fresh flint]

i refuse

[burnt tree]

Im at 498/1000

[urban obsidian]

@fervent ibex buy me the zeri prestige skin

[supple parrot]

they have too many people, and they are mostly 1 char andies, we havent ran with them in a while since toxic and quokka honed more 1630s

[urban obsidian]

thoughts?

[fervent ibex]

wdf zeri got a prestige skin

sec lemme roll it real quick

[urban obsidian]

worlds patch prestige is zeri

[fervent ibex]

oh nvm