#lost-ark-discussions
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Nah degen thinks it’s Ethan now
either i get fucked or i steamroll
why cant there be a middle
Why don't you just go solo for that?

nah you aint ethan
cuz my striker ass 
whats wrong with that 

Who the hell is that?
cute doll
I’m ngl, dunno who that is 
me neither

@nova garden who is that?
yall live under a rock

its the infamous lost ark streamer
I don’t really watch twitch
return of the disaster class hero art cooking
so she sits on stream all day with her character that has level 4 gems, waiting for hours on someone to apply. she never talks, and if u sub to her you can type in her chat. but if u type in her chat, you get banned
so she sits on stream all day with her character that has level 4 gems, waiting for hours on someone to apply. she never talks, and if u sub to her you can type in her chat. but if u type in her chat, you get banned
❤️ cUtEdOlL<33
so she sits on stream all day with her character that has level 4 gems, waiting for hours on someone to apply. she never talks, and if u sub to her you can type in her chat. but if u type in her chat, you get banned

lol
classic
can't be that bad, solo mode is a joke 
Bruh.


6 raid's done, good start.
Strange
damn only 30 left
furry behavior
I’m not a furry
Undeserved
Like bro, they legit first person pov you tied up in a chair while she “interrogates” you
Straight up asmr

google about the forbidden german tv ad about pickles
LOST ARK The List may SHOCK you! 
if i am tied to a char then it means some animals will torture me
@thorn sluice hard tower yallah 
I’m not Albert either
now you coping albert
This one?
@bold aspen bruder did you know that ulti is irish ?
Because I told him
Jamie wtf
yes 
no wonder he like drinking and backshot roulette so much
Aron knew I was irish because all I did was call Alky Russian
why are there lobbies full of full lvl 10 gems declining everyone
Nah its arthur or merlin
Maybe theyre flexing

Is it arthur ? 
Arthur
I bet
Who TF gonna name kid Merlin no offense to anyone's kid named Merlin

do we have supèp, try to recruit fayten
i go cut elixirs with my wd meanwhile
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omg asmondad
could be worse, if a zoomer named the kid it would be mirlynn or something

such a tradgideh
/s
was a shgit game
imagine carrying a child for 9 months and you get
whoever said "akkan nm 1600 lobbies are always 2c6" those words resonate in my head

sack of shit goes 4/19 on ww @still lintel and he wonders why we losing
warwick 
idk when we were doing akkan nm, it was us 2 carrying 6 monkeys
exactly
this one lobby just now
the guy who vote quit in g1 died right after the first mech
cuz he didn't see the saw that spawned after akkan got staggered
then another zdps died
so zerk 5.5b, db 5.6b, i'm 5.1
and ofc the supports did their part too
thats what happens when you do shit raids that only noobs does
it's a shit raid but gives a lot of gold so i'm down
got about 240k on me rn
gonna buy lv9 gems for my main soon

billion damage not dps for those curious
tthis you?
no
why do group raids when you can just do solo and not carry dead weight
i playeed him like 4 times then stopped playing to this day (2 years ago almost)
a few reasons
one it gives more gold and there's a chance at a sidereal
i prefer not suffering
in 2 years i never got sidereal so whatever
if i were to join alone i'd get gatekept and be forced into solo
deadass if i played alone since day 1 i'd have like 5 supports on main
if i was playing alone, i wouldnt play
Jane doe owner?
that too
wouldn't have 3 rosters if i played alone
same
did he build correct atleast? 
It's 2 late to come back and play

?roll d100
@stark thicket You rolled 13
?roll d20
@rigid aurora You rolled 12
link
?
?roll d20
@cursive ruin You rolled 9


rmt
Dude was going 1vs5 we had every 5vs5 fight..
When I get home later today yeah.
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Sandrea already sended me mods of her
lmao


never seen so many ppl like a mouse this much b4

perish

fr*nch


atleast you tried
@keen copper

bro finally
100 where
100 pipebombs sent to your location
what if I want that
Two birds with one stone then
here


Stop drinking bro

Suuure
unlucky
its 7 pm
why would i drink alcohol now
and my boss is here for 3 days
i aint drinking shit
To pass out until 6 in the morning
thats more reason why to drink

my GM got me fucking piss drunk
Lmao
yeah getting fired 2 months before my contract expires good idea
i can sleep fine

I never would think Martian enjoys drinking.
I guess I'm the only angel in this chat
I don't drink

I dont drink too

X
Peee pee poooo pooo 

Last time I did heavy drinking was with my ex. But that usually came with drugs and skipping class to go to beach


Man last time i was heavy drinking was 10 years ago
Not pog


damn, u were heavy drinking in ur 40s?
I just got a bottle of Elijah Craig toasted barrel bourbon. Pretty good.
Go beat wukong
50s
im trying to play minecraft java with a controller
wtf are you doing?
Minecraft is one game I’d never play controller with ever again.
Building and menu navigation is so fucking slow with controller.
any game is a game id never play with a controller
I sometimes play tfd with a controller.
Once Xbox support drops for genshin, I’ll prolly play that on controller sometimes as well.
i guess easier to play one handed with coltroller 
Well anyhow i cant get it to work with controller regardless even after adding it to steam library as non-steam game
I think you need a mod for it
Yeah play with
while you play game
i dont think i can join some servers with that mod
Use ds4
i play with ur nuts
Or dual sense
Just use m&k 
Minecraft with a controller is torture
Rip to all console players
im not m/k player 
i caaaaannnttt
@kindred ravine i just started the 1997 series and it seems that its the story after the 3 movies
Unless you’re physically unable to use m&k. I know someone like that. Has an issue with his hands.

What u talking about
berserk
The movies cover the 1997 show tho
Don't think it's after the movies
idk the first episode its the story right after the 3rd arc
ty fate embers
Could do that. i could download peoples configs so i dont have to do all that on my own
Should I order 10 mcChickens and 10 cheeseburgers today?
Ye
Or just set it up yourself
It s quick
make it 20
Idk that's confusing me
Give it to me
I watched the 1997 shows, then the new seasons
I skipped the movies because I thought they were same as the show

I’m gonna make a mcgangbang
so i watched the 2012/2013 movies, arc 1,2,3 , and now i just started the og series from 1997 and it's guts right after the end of act 3
It’s been years since I’ve done it.
WAIT, NOW THEY'RE BACK AT THE START OF THE STORY
yo can i join
Lololol

That's what I'm saying
Sure, cash app me $500
i guess episode 1 just shows the future and with ep 2 they start the story
ok i'll bring whatever fucked up STI i got from the swimming pool
what happens to the bird guy after the eclipse arc
Doesn't he fight some demon thing on the first episode then it goes back to the very beginning
im not telling you
because you're a bitch
@turbid oriole brel
yep, that just happened
Some demon guy at a castle that transform into a snake or something I forget


go with oceans
yes daddy
im working 
in the process of my pc restarting my power went out for a split second then came back on
lay off bitch he's mine
too late , hes in my dms showing 🍆
I own my self
wtf
the two times back to back champion
My 1500 destro need

Thanks for letting us know
Omw
important information
That's disgusting
huh
why lvl 20 advance on weap so expensive 

I'm trolling

@nova garden Order me some McChicken 
I’ve decided 5 mcChickens, 5 burgers, and a large fry
Should be able to get that for $13
with ranch sauce? 
Sure
But the mayo on the mcChickens should be enough
I’m making a mcgangbang so I don’t need the ranch.
Lmao
Havent heard that in forever
Same
Since mcdonalds prices became atrocious
But my manager just had one so now I’m craving it.

It’s always been shit 
xdd
Now it’s just more expensive shit
But if you play your cards right, you can get food pretty cheap with the app
For the fries and i usually also pick apart the sandwich and dip it in ranch
You know what a mcgangbang is, right?
wtf
You should. Perma 25% off once per day
Plus points
Perma but once per day?
I only have 15k points but my friend is a McDonald’s millionaire 
That more than my staff discount
It’s permanently there, but can only be used once per day.
Yeah put the two sandwiches into one
Gotcha.
The stores around me are 50% off while you’re on the clock.
i want a McRib but some people think its nasty
kinda sad mc rib comes and goes as a seasonal item
i use to work at mcdonalds like a very long time ago
Back in the boomer years
I’ve never worked at one. Just now people who do/did.
I'm on my 11th month it's great

mcrib
goated
except linair's people cant fucking put the sauce right
and its all on the OUTSIDE of the fucking sammich
i use to get free food and someone related to me was my manager
We're trained to do that btw
If I visit you, you’d better put an extra nugget in there
Id give you an empty bag
I used to work at a Japanese and sushi restaurant. I’d get free shit there all the time 
i havent worked there since high school. 2007/2008
I’ll never forget one time these people ordered a sushi sampler. Not the $20-40 ones that’s meant for one person.
I always give people like at least 5 extra sauces cause I cbf counting
The $250 one that’s meant for an entire table.
when did you eat 17 dogs
They legit ate like two pieces then had to leave. We took the plate in the back and ate it all. 
american culture meeting japanese culture
nvm
they didn't finish it
Back when i was working there minimum wage was way lower than it is now lol
I just wish a fried potato didn’t cost more than a chicken sandwich
wtf
food "influencers"?
i got paid $7.25 an hour and only worked weekends
@wintry depot
How did it / does it go?
Nah, they had to leave for a show.
I dont have trophy so kinda hard to join lobbies

That s because you didn't invite her
Well, at least you're in G2
It can only go up.
I mean i was clearing g1 since a few weeks
Aly smh
It's gone up quite a bit then, around 13/h
You know what I fucking miss? Those wraps. I forget what they were called, but those wraps at McDonald’s were goated.
we still have wraps

Same here
I haven’t had them at my store for years. wtf
wrap your legs around me instead
You mean the Caesar Chicken Crispy wraps?
same here
ice cream machines were always out of order back when i was working too
Idk
They had chicken, lettuce, and other sauces and shit
Na cap
They were so good
Don t sneak in mf
i'm missing 6 sea boners for my wealth rune
Ik you are lying

I feel like that's an internal menu thing..
bro
i sure want to
there will be more once i'm done
When switching from breakfast to lunch they would let us have some of the leftovers lol
this?
this would cost like $50 where i live
crujiente
cuz mcdonalds is a scam
wtf u have better food
just get shawarma
I want
Ah, it’s the snack wraps
the syrian immigrants make super oily shawarma
not a big fan
i prefer creppe
We have those, and in happy meals for 5$
i worked at Chickfila too
For a month and got fired
ur the only chick i flick
i worked at walmart 
for unchristian behaviour?

wtf
who tf works at walmart

i did. not joking
seniors in america because they dont have savings and social support

Last time I had McDonalds it tasted bleck and my stomach felt like it had a brick in it and my body felt awful

💀
send me 30 dollars, 7 to buy the combo, $23 to pay for shipping to where you live
i worked all kinds of shit jobs 
lots of oil gets soaked into the wrap
I ate 30 nuggets, large fry, and two cheeseburgers and felt fine 

im like the lowest educate and money person here
Fast food is not popular here, so they must make it attractive somehow.
i worked at lawn and garden. i also pushed carts lol
Well mind you I had not eaten McDonalds in like...years before that point
Ok where the fuck all of that is going Icy, that's like your entire bodyweight in one meal
@nova garden probably best deal you can get
yo paper, roll please.

Fuck
@frail swallow You rolled 58

11 off
IL DOLPHINO
law and garden, something good
If it's not tight, it's not right
What's in that

fuck that looks really good
What kind of heavenly McDonald's you got
ofc
we have this promo rn
canadian
i want some Popeyes
wtf is that even good
Best chicken alongside kfc
id get the sosig egg one
its like tim ho's farmers wrap before tim ho turned to shit
mcdonald is so shit compared to ther burgers here.
I mean yeah
business go business, formula producers
oh yeah we have Monopoly McDonald's again
nothing with love or care
profits onlu 
Martian after drinking
Did anyone here wanted to become a game developer?
bruh, second picture is exactly what the mcdonalds nearby looks like
Bring back the McDonald's play place
A Mcdonalds around my place used to be a bank.
"2 Steaks of meat, 125 g each, 100% beef, grilled with BBQ sauce, bacon, a slice of mozzarella cheese and dog potatoes, mayonnaise and mustard."
The old Bank Vault used to be the playpen for kids.
did they keep the vault
nice
I got chased in one of those
They dont have the kids playgrounds anymore
They don't have the kids playpen anymore 
with the slide
this is a good burger meal
Chicken, tomatoes and cucumbers, a little garlic-based sauce and some ajika. I mean, there's also cabbage and graded pickled carrot in there, but that's optional and idk if people here would be keen of those additions
Burgers around me start at like $13-15 
McDonald's cost 2 much
bro the ballpit
was always fucking sticky
Chicken, tomatoes and cucumbers, a little garlic-based sauce and some ajika. I mean, there's also cabbage and graded pickled carrot in there, but that's optional and idk if people here would be keen of those additions
come here, ill show some good burgers places.
just ignore the drugs

That sounds insanely impossible to clean on a regular basis
minecraft sheep
Yeah i wonder why they got rid of all that
i think i have a pic in my phone..
probably never was cleaned
Martian, I'll make you into a ball pit

MC movie looks pretty ass ngl



Bro do not cocksuck that
fake minecraft player spotted
what abomination is that second one
I play MC but how they did the movie, which shouldn’t exist btw, looks ass
is the winner of the 2023 burger competition.
That looks good what do you mean
Looks like shit
not to me, too chaotic
Its delicious
im sre it tastes good
it does look like a chore to eat though
but chaotic looking
usually the best type of burgers
tbh
self made > mcdonalds
Just get one of those milkshakes that has 300 things on top of it with a drizzle that spills all over the cup
is Rallys still around? Anyone familiar with Rallys?
It is
They had the best fries back in the day
It’s either branded checkers or rally’s
still a thing
You never seen those?
They look chaotic as fuck
And disgusting

starbucks
No
hold on, i have a full pic before cutting and start eating
Is that cheddar cheese?
the pickle 
molten cheese* it looks like, but what is it
A little example of one of those milkshakes btw
Not even the worst I’ve seen
what the fuck is this
How do you even drink that
smoked cheddar cheese
I literally have to eat it like a cake first
definition of america
Idk but they look nasty as shit
I ain't eating that unless I'm paid 1000000
diabetes
Would you eat a roach for alot of money?
Ive asked many people this question, for a billion dollars some said yes, many said no

Martian would do it for free
if elon musk gives me twitter and spacex
There are alot of countries/cultures that do it for free
he can keep tesla
Diabetic shake
Guarantees getting Diabetes
@urban obsidian worlds patch

is it alive or dead
Dead, sterile, cooked? 
whale issues
Pity angle
r u 1680 yet

I think the question implies alive picked off the floor
I'm unsure whether any money can save me from possible diseases so
Alive

wonder if charles beat cancer yet
wheres the king at
Just go do solo raids for shitter raids and buy the chests
Id have to know if it's free of an ancient disease first
i know @ancient tundra would 
And then you have to coat it in chocolate
Just playing
Why?
For money
100%
ur locked out of shitter raids when ur over a certain item level
imagine being shard gated in t3 
I would do it
No you’re not. You just don’t get gold and some stuff right?
no gold and no mats
Can’t even buy chest?
Ye you get fucked when you are too high
thats my understanding
Rip
sell ur wig collection
Go do shitter raids you can buy the chests on
its by design
sell finalmouse collection
that would simply be akkan and above
which i already do
and kaya hard mode
Are you ready for Aegir
You already bought out all the weekly shops?
the solo mode shop, yeah
It's not an elitist mentality
oh this is gonna be good
Raids would be somewhat boring if it had a revive system.

Maybe in older raids, not the current ones

Behemoth has the revive system, but it's supposed to be a cake walk
They should lowkey have a one revive limit
no, people are actually bad lol.
hm echidna 
It only takes a handful of clears to get the raid mastered
But some people have a learning deficiency
Don’t come back crying when ppl can’t kill side guardians and get you jailed
Well solo mode exists, once you mastered the attacks and your class, group won't be a problem
simply because the mechanics in nearly all raids are trivial
took me 1
ur just proving my point lil bro
Lmao
he doesn't have 40 characters.. lol
scalp not even 23 armor yet 
scalp the reason they extended aegir to 2 weeks

"god damn our eclipse players r STRUGGLING"
that was before i knew that 1558 is all u need
i literally told u this
2 weeks was bound to happen
still not enough time
cuz ur stupid
Make your own group
u never said that
???
yes thats what we all said
Brel?
Chuan is being toxic 
unfortunate tho i wanted to do it week 1 now i do it a month later
ofc, it's obvious
no brel
2 weeks from t4 to aegir is not what most people want tho
not sure why they did this but it's w/e

i mean i only wanted 1 week so i could do it before i went on vacation
the original timeline they had was perfectly fine.
if only u could read. i said 25 weapon gave u 1.6 ilvl, meaning 1658 will transfer to 1660
for u
for hm enjoyers its not ideal
yeah i knew about 1658 before u even said this
u just said u didnt know
1658 = 1680
u absolute
no u didnt 
I was born at a very young age
THEN WHY DID U SAY U NEEDED 23 ARMOR 5 DAYS AGO


your making abig deal out of nothing

looks yummy
i said 23 armor so i could overhone a lil, since aegir is a bit rough without ark passive
i wish one day i can spend money on mcdonalds like its nothing
this is the scalp white flag for scalp stream enjoyers

Nice whaling to overhone content, disgusting! 
I question what I did wrong here.

u did nothing wrong

1st and 2nd slows weren’t lined and you didn’t get the slow debuff from second thats why your character speed up at the last step
the game spawned those brown puddles
Then start from
middle of puddle to hit both not from the side
Slowness debuff is still there when deadly damage occurs.
u stepped out too far outside of the brown puddle

yeah u can be slowed and still get hit
u can literally see as u stepped out too far u gained ms back
salty jokes aside
U need to put them just a bit appart
Not.close like that
It was not me placing brown puddles
the game overlapped them
Ah
ye
ya so u need to stand at the edge of the brown puddle, not as the edge of the big circle outside ofthe brown
he shouldve just got closer to the brown puddle
That trick
I'll try that but that usually leads to getting to the boss
but ill try that
wha
just stand as far as possible without losing the ms debuff
Next time cheese it press F4 count to 10 press esc mech solved
That's quite a tight timing to get it right but uhhh
Seems like I don't have any alternative 
not rly.. u literally just stand on edge ofthe brown
ive done the solo mode, its not tight at all
idiot
Did rat girl come out ?
uhhh
fucking got 3 lego cards from daily login on east, 0 fucking los cards
u go further back brother
yes
just tank the unbreakable mind and continue why is it a big deal anyway
he has to do the mech again later on

that's just shit raid design with 1 pixel/10ms differences ngl but well
real one is 2 puddles
i aint playing that trash 
this is sg just being 

start inside the brown, click to the edge so ur facing outwards and ur walkin out with the buff, then it will pull u back in
I'm damage skipping doing it second time, I was just curious whether there's a trick to this or if it's, well, shit by design
Pull dn
I'm pretty sure I did that during previous weeks and still got killed occasionaly but 
its an f4 angle
u clicked too early/moved too far
@vague stirrup go all fhe way back
and lost the ms debuff
Just infront of the outer edges
Of the void
U dont needa start at the brown

Unless solo mode is different
i dont think that works on fast classes, but it works on slower ones
cuz the puddles arent dropped on the edge

u don't need the puddles on the edge, just stand near the edge and let the game move you into a slowness pool
Its what i observed based on similar experience of regular vykas

and u move too fast and u will reach the middle, he literally showed a video of this

he was standing on the edge of the slowness pool
Oh he sent another one
ok that's just bugged hitbox
didnt see it
it should not have hit
Spam f4 angle frfr
Weird
itd be funny if he was using the ms buff or something
russian game client 
Just time stop Kappa
it only works once
u move while frozen in time breaking the flimsy fabric of our reality and the game deletes itself

u can do it with max ms, ive tried it 
Spamming it should delay you enough
on a single puddle?
Even without the massive load time of first open
yes
u need to time leavin puddle and the debuff timer
often has only 1 puddle while bussin this

back in the day 
how close did you poop though
ppl not use the great f4 strat?
I'm pretty sure I did it like it's done here, expect I'm alive this time 

just reroll arti and press z
ya see in this video u left the brown poop last second and maintained the slow debuff
so u didnt die
thats eactly wut im talkin about
in the first video
Yeah, I did same thing during previous weeks, died like that too, just don't have the vid. So I sticked to the idea of running to the edge of the map instead of being bothered with playing with the puddles
u left too early / too far and lost the debuff
In the very first video I just ran to the very edge tbh
is this ms buff? just dont take ms buff then?
chuan awake before 3pm 
im always awake
sleep is for the weak


@dawn yacht @still lintel 
ms + lower cds on uh
jumping and jumping after getting hit
you drinking that
i don't wanna be slow I'm already slow 


stfu rosey, ur always afk
what do we think about zeal's new video tierlist?
misinfo

Zeals is a schizo and tier lists are fucking stupid
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