#lost-ark-discussions
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Like how are you not burnt the fuck out
whats that gonna do he will turn to dust the moment the sun hits him
Bro go get some poon man
He probably is
cause we love lost ark

@gleaming pendant it worked
You go from a green Mountain hill to a fucking desert and you are full of arrows with 0 explanation
we're so in
what worked?
i would question why u dont have as much hours sir
I burned out several times playing this game
the diversion you bozo
Lmao I sat out in the sun today for first time in a long time
Feels good
i cant burn out when fights like g4 thaemine exist
the explanation is, you are journeying, and you got fucked by arrows and close to dying
LOL
Is spending 10 bucks on extra char slot worth it?
What class do you play
sorry babe
i main paladin
now imagine scalp bro gonna turn to dust and fly away
ill try better
Dps pally is pretty good right now
no thank you
Ngl I don’t think scalp leaves his home at all 😭
wtf
i will be leaving in a few months
Anyway they killed slayer
to buy a new home
Class is dead.
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
thats about it
How you gonna buy a home when you swipe all day on lost ark 
WALKING fast
Oh I forgot you a trust fund baby
i dont tho
Stop hone, get home
Its simple as that
right outside orlando
You are the whitest mfer I’ve ever seen lmao
Not hating or anything I just would die being that pale
its impossible for me to be pale
LMAOOO 
The delusion is so strong in here.

He’s giving bloodletting of the Victorian era white


More pale than @queen grail 's lost ark characters
Bro acts like we have not all seen his ass on stream. You having had lighting ain’t gonna make you THAT white lol
I have bad lighting too but I still had a tan on stream
white ass mfker
As a fellow Caucasian we do not claim scalp and instead pass him on to the vampires
Bro is a cracker
i mean u can think what u want but im not pale lol
i have the same skin tone as the rest of my crazy ass italian family

and none of them are anywhere close to pale
So pale that doing the deed with wigboi counts as necrophilia
yes?
But do they have 13k hours on a video game?
Wtf
Or do they go outside?
Ngl I might be gay but scalps asscheeks is where I draw the line
tf is this chat
It's saggy nut boy 69 topics
o perfect
thanks god i am yellow
YATTTTAAAAAAAAA
NIPONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sweat in my eyes 
Bro’s happy about having jaundice
How are you yellow tf does that mean
babe

not like this
Oh I’m not a racist
yes u are
Bitch I’m at the gym shut up
WHY ARE YOU NO LONGER TYPING
Kae you ain’t gonna do nothing
cause ur lying heifer
SAGGYBOY69


SAGGYBOY
i just woke up leave me be
anyone hating on me jus jealous. it is what it is
He’s schizo rn
Mfer got saggy nuts
yea you are so awesome and
praying on my downfall

yuh eboy i trip often

I pray that you’re released from your chains of lost ark
Scalp you gotta be someone important for ppl to be jealous of you brother 
there are no chains wdym
Ngl same cause that is some serious depression 
scalp is gonna run for presidency in 2028
13k hours is actually ridiculous
13k hours in 2 years is insane
i rather have 13k hours in lost ark than whatever else people do outside
What the fuck
I got like 3k hours and I spent like all day on the game for almost a year…
fits him perfectly or does he look sane to you ?
I got 2k and I thought I was going overboard
You could learn almost 5 languages in 13k hours
Yuh I said that too before I realized I had a problem
the flows look good
this creation
what if im stupid flow
Thats some casual gaming.
i jus work and game. simple life

lol acting like lost ark is the only thing preventing you from drinking is biggest fucking cap ever
ASTRAEA IS SO CUTE!
Coming from someone who is a year sober 
i meant socially. lol
Ahh Ahha! Hmmm Uhh hahaa
i drink by myself all the time
So the only thing standing in the way of alcoholism is gaming addiction? 🤔
real and true
Should I go on treadmill for another hour 
before i gamed a lot i was always going out with people, but involved a bunch of degenerate shit.
Slow down, 1 vice at a time
train to failure or no deal
Yea I always go hard af
Usually hurt myself lmao
should i bench press 30 more times? thanks chat
i am not addicted to alcohol
do you crawl or walk out the gym on leg days ?
i hardly drink more than like a few beers. im lightweight as hell these days
My legs get like jello I hate that shit
Well, I'm off to bed, 
Gnight slut
That's not what I said also.
HELLO
you said alcoholism
CUTIE PATOOTIE

Oh my goodness doggy 
So cute
sure
which part?
Bully kae
sorry but youa re not
supposed to antagonize anyone here
Wow imagine not having nipples
anatagonize dn
we do not condone such behavior
Yea? I said the only thing preventing you from that life was your gaming addiction
since you said "If I didn't game I'd be drunk somewhere".
Kae having no nipples is wild
you think being drunk is a default to alcoholism.
Scalp turned his nipples into a hair band
Bald as the day he was born
dats crazy
i have them, but they are pretty small
Elastinip
I have tiny nips too
If you do it as much as you game? Yes.
haha tiny pea nips
I love my tiny nipples
yea i have small tit and that circle thingy
Pepperoni nipples gross me out
no. i would just be out more often if i didnt game.
my nips resemble a salami
which i dont prefer
Salami
The goat
I’m keeping this
Me
? why
Cause it’s funny
How do you have a gif of me
You wish
weirdo
That circle thingy 
Degen trying to claim he is cute as that dog
Reminds me of bologna barb

From pitch perfect
i know its aerola
but
Not working security it ain’t
typing it as circle thingy
Unless you gotta double life
is nicer

Yuzu flashed his aerola’s once in VRChat
?
It’s true
Am not
yea thats it for me
cooked
i am weirded out
too much cringe
isn't that model, kinda, ayayay?
yea
i go bedge
you are very weird
Wow chat not dead for once
No he changed it
can we change aeromancer to areolamancer pls and have nice tt spray

yall need jesus
Well
astraea is making it so weird right now
Maybe a little idk
i am out
Bye
Why you trying to see it?
I mean some have em some don’t
Pretty gay

homophobic
Wtf? Why did you name your aero this??

ratchet mfer
Don’t make me slap the straight into you

feels good man didnt get pick to be a jury

good flow
POG
🤨
I’ve escaped jury duty twice
your coping
No shit, they took one look at you and said.
thats me, not you
I know the crypt keeper ain’t talking to me about being hot 
im not a crypt keeper
I’m joking
i dont know what they was thinking
im wonderful
I need to bully
no reason to be skinny when you can be massive
Bitch I’m gay wym
You get paid to do jury duty?
so be massive and gay where is the problem ?

why you weirdgaing
Only two things on me need to be massive
Ass and pp
pause
It's your duty! Do it freely! Where's your sense of civic duty? 
what if your bf is into being slammed to the wall ?
uh what

what u mean by that
anyone who is into that needs help
Don't worry, no competent lawyer wants a degen lost ark gamer to be in the jury 
I can do that wym
I’m rough
thats why no one wants to do jury duty
your probably skinnier than me
I’m not a super skinny twink lol
i dont think that is possible
what did you understand by that lemon
Nah scalp u look like you been starved son
i weigh 150 wdym
im working fulltime i still get paid from work even if i go jury duty
U def skinnier than me

Is that the weights with or widout the wig??
ya but u prolly taller
5”11
70kg at 5'10?
So short 
so 1inch taller than me
hit the gym lilbro
I weighed 145 when I was on drugs
bunch of fatass
What
Nothing was joking cause he does porn lol
i weighed like 110 before i started gaming
Imagind being under 6 feet 
i gained a lot
you are heavier than me when you are on drugs
I’m at the gym rn wym

Yea and I was like eating disorder skinny soooo

yea i am 3'11
Security officer pron?
i used to eat only once a day years ago
Sir I don’t talk insults from someone who simps over a bathing suit and sweatpants combo
No wonder you don't want fhanum back, competition

I'm sorry, it's hard to hear you from down there 

That’s ok I don’t want to be taller lol 
I like tall guys tho so come over aly


He set himself up for that
aly wont come over unless ur a 2d cat girl

good luck
Just do like my brother, get medications to gain some cm, and a small surgery, I've heard it's painless and with no complications 

I just said I DONT want to be taller lol
good heavens
Break your shins and get them extended 
This fruity mfer
3d.
Icy is the one who likes 2d.
You can't even keep the lore correct, is your head to cold from having no hair or what?
or take the dangerous path surgery to grow your bones
dam u didnt correct me on cat girls
Lost ARK Release delayed too? I Hope so 👍 so we have time for prepare for t4 and another ppl can Play ToL
kinda sus
yes, not painful at all.
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bruh this is only in regards to the first mode thaemine
this has nothing to do with tier 4
totally harmless
Where have I ever said cat girls aren't hot? 
thats the problem
Tf is this weeb game


yeah gambler play slots
I quit ff tho

Bro i can read But Maybe 🙄
@sand marsh pretending he wouldn't smash this if she spawned in his bed
Sure thing giga weeb
maybe what
HIT BUTTON AND NUMBA GO DOWN
wdym
numba hit 0
Scalp calling others weeb when he's the one who's watched the most Anime in this entire discord
why
scalp being asexual is crazy
Scalp I’ll sub if you dress up in drag
I just need to take a long break
well yeah, it is what it is

I’ve been on the game for a year and only took one month off. It’s not as fun as it used to be
what is drag
Huh?
oh shit, my bad, didn't know you were an eunuch
sorry bro.
Besides all I did was sit around playing w mods and talking to ppl lol
maybe ill consider
Shit gets old
You're still a weeb tho.
Ain’t no way
a fuck ton of it off
U cut it short?
yea
Show
uhhh
Thank god he cut the rats nest off
too lazy to take a pick
Cutting your wig does not constitution as cutting your own hair.
I bet you look a million times better

Nah idc that much lol
Dear AGS fuck up patch and give us T4 tomorrow 
I was, I am, and I can't sleep
It will come, soon ™️
No, Aly has insomnia 
more sunlight and use more energy
woah
Lmaoo
I'll give you sunlight 
Do previous tier mats usually go up in price anytime a new tier is introduced (atleast for the beginning ) ? ex leap stones since they will still be 5 -> 1 and fusions too
CHEESE TOUCH
yes
I…what
rachet

Shut yo ass up fruity bitch
Time to stock up
Wouldn't be much sleep if I got that, unlike you I am not a man of the cloth 
Already got 2000 fusions crafted

actual swiper whale.
I’m only taking 1 char to T4
im not a whale
Why did you capitalize ark
i jus play a lot
Full 1680+ roster I bet a week into t4 going "all bounds omegalul".
Besides u can always stock up then sell and use Mari fusions
too much work
Ok chuan
Oh? I thought you were casual 
Don't forget my roster too
Yeah sniping and checking prices is kind of draining
my roster will be 1680 main, and x5 1650s.
bring those 1650s to 1660
x5 aegir normal x1 aegir hard
Scalp literally a slave to lost ark man
when new raid comes out
I managed to snipe over 5000 relic the other day for 20g per stack , it’s worth sometimes
My feet hurtttyt
im not a slave
i enjoy what i enjoy
I’m soaked
What

pause
Purple relic , it was 100g / stack at the time
soaked in what?
My Handy Do it 🤣
probably something sus
double pause
Sweat duh
triple pause
sure
What the
I just spent an hour and a half at the gym lmao
quadruple pauise
Did miju do this to you bruh
Lemon we know you turned on ok
penta pause
6 times pause

Hexa
ur sweat prolly taste like piss
lmao
Lemon prolly into that shit
Excuse me
My sweat taste like jizz and aqua di gio

your hygeine kinda sus
shut the front door man
I mean it’s salty sooo
Bro just be sitting in the funk
no
Alts rn is a must 1580 atleast, idm the gold and mats but silver is so much, especially since I already honed 3 other alts to 1580 and will hone my other 2
i shower often, and dont use walmart poo poo on my hair or body
Like silver actually biggest gatekeeper in this game
Another reason not to be gaming all day 
Neither do I tf u think I am
Poor?
i hate conditioner
damn thats masculine
nah its finer than a mfer
yeah silver will eat you away
thats why i dont use it
who tf doesn't use conditioner
That sucks
your hair mus look weird
You going bald like scalp?

he prolly uses the 3 in 1 products
Don’t weirdpaper me w ya thin hair
lets be real
I get 700k silver a day from lopangs ( alone ) and I’m still struggling… how tf do people manage to chill and have 500m+, I don’t even roll my own gems !
some people naturally blessed
old account, that's why
35 and not bald I’m Gucci
fine speciman of nature
Yeah ig, I started march - April
my hair is thicker

thick dn
Scalp acts like we don’t see his hair all the time

I srsly read that wrong for one second
The second account of my bf doesnt struggle with silver and its pretty new
my hair is really thick
thick dn
If you focus on honing one char at a time, u dont have silvers problems

everytime i get my hair cut, the person cutting my hair points it out.
And how much of it is dead ends?
I’m glad it wasn’t what I thought u said

you shoulda seen the floor when i got my hair cut recently
can u boys be straight
most vets have these kinda hours
pause
I am
I’ve never seen anyone w even close to as many hours as you…
See
What
That’s why I said you a slave to lost ark because you are lol
I’m already nearing 3k mark
wdym. i know people with more than me
Aly has similar
Cause weebs gravitate to weebs
But its aly, hes playing 18 chars


Ur only a true slave if u do to oreha runs on an alt roster
i bet he has a healthy life
Literally doing nothing but playing lost ark from moment you wake up til you sleep is mental illness
I’m talking religiously
Prob doesnt log off when he goes to sleep
what else would you do???
fug bishes
Idk go get a girlfriend bro

Did he have mass presets set up

Based
Yea why do that when you can look at party finder
Plenty of them there too
as stated before, i have no such desire. i'm what you would call asexual if we go on modern terms
From time to time yes, not everyday and not never
lmao
yep
yike
lost it years ago
No hair no libido
thats low test
No romance drive too?
no cock
no it isn't low test
Idk I love having someone to love
i got that checked when i started noticing
Only cuck to romance is inflation
nope. i used too, but i cut that emotion out years ago.
I see
to me it's a bother
Understandable
man this guy just too efficient
i get why people want that tho
Scalp actually being based for once
Tbh I feel you scalp I’m pretty old school when it comes to that stuff
Even tho I act like a slut on the internet or I used to
Used to

when i was younger, i was very active in dating and whatnot.
Yea used to

kappachungus omega
but when i got older i jus came to the realization that at the end of the day, it dont matter. to me at least
Prolly ayaya main with sus macros
His ex found out ab the wig closet and he's never forgiven her
lol
How old are you?
28
You gonna start wishing you didn’t spend all day on lost ark
When lost ark eos he will go through a midlife crisis and love again
my defective ryzen 7 5800x is just sitting here
Yea I used to say this kinda shit too lmao
Leave me alone I just want to be alone
yeah but not everyone changes
yall bozos ngl
Older and wiser listen to your elder
i think all the japanese girls also caught up to me man
Any1 here is an extremely dedicated / hardcore player yet still has a relatively balanced life style ?
You said pentapause earlier you get 0 bitches
Lmfaoooo
i rather be alone than deal with other people

You will get tired of being alone all the time I promise lol
Both are so true ^^
What 10k hrs of lost ark does to a mf
I think I spent like 6 years gaming before I changed my thoughts about that
I dont think im hardcore gamer but i dont have balanced lifestyle aswell 
U can be alone until u feel like not being alone 
i've had this desire ever since i was young. like really young.
True
i just think people are annoying
Me too
my social battery is like 10 minutes
Show he ladies your wallet and then they will come to you

But I still need a man to love lol
yeah, and thats fine.
I see my buddies once every 3 months
I like my life better when I have someone to spend it with
but i don't xdd. or more accurately, i dont want too

every time i conceive the though of a relationship i want to throw up
redlight body count 
i think nowadays relationships is about money. They just want your money. Alot of them anyways
i've been single for 11 years. i can keep going for another 70
Maybe if you going after thirst traps on instagram sure
What
tinder body count is just pay for dinner at nice restaurant 2-3 times
its the same
lol
same price
lmaoooo
Because that’s literally a hookup app lol
Giving up at 17 is a Lil much ngl
Tinder is like grinder
problem is you have to listen to their life story first
Nothing serious will come from it
I’m 22 years old and extremely enjoy my alone time , I srsly cba for any relationships or other responsibilities, until the day I feel like I want things to change I’m happy in my man cave and peeking into the world from time to time
3bady its totally fine at ur age
I can’t imagine tbh
i jus went through stuff at a younger age than most. but the wakeup call happening sooner than later is ideal.
My best relationships were from 17 and up
Yeah I think everyone here 30+
Wrong
Ok my fav ones not the best ones that crackhead was crazy
Literally only person who age revealed is under 30
But the dick was good

So it evened out
im a 28 yo dilf
U boomers
i think most people here rather spend time playing lost ark than that nonsense
You were gonna
Gonna
its scary turning 30 soon man.
Oh great here comes chuan
@gleaming pendant i dont get it, when he gets low he goes into the sandstorm and i cant hit him
a bit ye
???
Halfway there
Rmt god
hopefully lost ark is still around in my 30s. idk what else i would doo
F2P enthusiast
Chuan is 46
Find a hobby idk lol
im 32 and be 33 october 2nd 
Yall old as shit ngl
Chuan over the hill

Life is over for him
the hobbies i had before gaming was drugs and women. maybe i'll pick up WoW if lost ark goes EOS
at 17?
Most PC players are age 30 or higher. Most of them
skill issue?
I mean you said you have been single since your teens soooo
at 14 - 17.
sheesh
11 years ago loll
yeah
which one is the real one
based
0
I mean gaming is fun but it gets old sitting there all day idk
Someone trying to cosplay as Chuan
its better i do that then go back to my old habits
I can game for 24 hours easy but I try not to lol
I mean I say same shit. I used to do tons of drugs
But you don’t have to go back to drugs to have other hobbies lol
there are no other hobbies

that i would indulge in
seek god probably
im about to pull out the cheat. Put an infinite health cheat on if they keep playing
dude this boss is so stupid
As cliche as it is, age really is a number , people mature at different stages in their lives, wether caused by events or any other factors , gradually mentality, habits and values do change yes, however I think the “soul” always stays the same, that’s why sometimes when ur talking to someone much older, it can also seem like they are very young
even in my 30s ill still be young

feels good
Yea people usually think I’m younger cause I’m immature as fuck 
Exaclty what I mean, I know people who are in their 70’s and I can chat with them as if their one of the boys 
Nah ur old rn
im gonna be 70, playing lost ark 6

sounds great
There will be robots by then
that shit nasty

How are some people bald before 30
unlucky genes???
they play valorant
Most people who go bald go bald by age 28
fuck u
Excuse me
It's a real fact
i was bald for like2 years
but do you mald
im not bald
No lol
Also this ALMOST ALWAYS happens , for ex when ur 20 u say damn I’m really old I graduated from school then boom ur 25 and ur like
I’m halfway to my 30’s?? I wish I was in my 20’s … and sooo on…. Until ur 1 HP then grey screen
nah that was the chemo
i hv a friend that malds at sweats but is dogshit at every game
he went to turkyie last year for hair implants

Yes you do

have u played tarkov eboy
I always tell ppl nt even if they shit
i still have that modern warfare 2 energy in me
No
about2slur
Vykas teaching parties were ur trigger back in the day

You would probably be banned
LMFAO
what is this username
Damn mw2 prime noob tube days
saggy nutty boy 69
I was like 9
by the time he hit the low hp phase
you should have the gauge up
the mw2 lobbies were the good days
for 2nd xform
infinite slurs
He has saggy nuts wym
We almost had mw2 back
greatt imes
wrestdyfcvjhb im not hiding anything

But Activision is fat cuk
I’m sorry but ppl using a 20 year old game as an excuse to be toxic is stupid
For sure , pure toxicity that was in a way very friendly
You aren’t a child.
you could release borat and the world wouldnt be upset
no dei
that shit was not friendly LOL
Todays call of duty is just filled with little kids
Shut up boomer






