lost-ark-discussions

[fresh scarab]

or chroma i didnt want on my acc

[regal bluff]

no way

[fresh scarab]

i would dm via ticket

to remove it

and eventually

[regal bluff]

???????????????

[fresh scarab]

i kept seeing the same guys

and they would just know oh its this guy

[gleaming pendant]

oh its this dumbass

[regal bluff]

not even refunded, but removed??

[prime wind]

they probably humour u cause they think u have mental illness

[fresh scarab]

yes

removed

[regal bluff]

are you ill

well don't need to answer that

[fresh scarab]

why would i want filth on my account

[regal bluff]

we know the answer

[gleaming pendant]

do you need to know more? he spend 180usd on a headrest

[prime wind]

u know he's like one of those hoarders

[fallow marlin]

but its the opposite

[fresh scarab]

does the league site

[regal bluff]

yeah I realised my mistake after I sent it

[fallow marlin]

he wants it removed

[fresh scarab]

still show how much you spent

[prime wind]

true

[regal bluff]

yes it does

[gleaming pendant]

yes

[fresh scarab]

link me

[gleaming pendant]

go find out

and show it here

[regal bluff]

just google it

riot find money spent

[fresh scarab]

im going to email ur manager

for lack of service

[regal bluff]

if you can't contact me through email I will not do anything for you.

[gleaming pendant]

apparently its

broken

LOL

[regal bluff]

MATT

[fresh scarab]

thats what ithought

[regal bluff]

EMAIL THEM ASAP

[gleaming pendant]

https://support-leagueoflegends.riotgames.com/hc/en-us/articles/360026080634-How-Much-Money-Have-I-Spent-in-League-of-Legends

its been down

for a year

LOL

[regal bluff]

huh a year

[gleaming pendant]

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/12g9kgi/you_can_no_longer_view_how_much_money_youve_spent/

yea

this was 2023 reddit post

LOL

[regal bluff]

damn

[gleaming pendant]

hey matt

your specialty

Just found out how to see the money you've spent:

Try to open a support ticket: https://support-leagueoflegends.riotgames.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=1500001094502

Set PLEASE SELECT YOUR INQUIRY to Formal personal data request

Next set "PLEASE SELECT YOUR INQUIRY" to "I want to know how much..."

Hit show me the money button :)

do this

[fresh scarab]

ok

[regal bluff]

it's prob show it if you download all your data as well

but gotta wait a month

xdd~1

[fresh scarab]

its prob not that much

since i stopped spending in like

2020

maybe 2021

[regal bluff]

more or less than the chair

bro even whales on league

[fresh scarab]

last i checked

[regal bluff]

crazy

[fresh scarab]

it was like

3x the chair

[regal bluff]

????

[gleaming pendant]

100% more

[regal bluff]

what do you even spend the money on

[gleaming pendant]

LOL

hes about to load in and buy faker skin

[regal bluff]

like once you have every champ what more is there to spend on

[fresh scarab]

bro what

i clicked it once.

[gleaming pendant]

stop clicking it so many times... you adhd

[fresh scarab]

im going to email them about my dissatisfaction with their customer support

[regal bluff]

yeah not even the automated system wants to deal with your shit

[fresh scarab]

chromas

[regal bluff]

why

[fresh scarab]

bro what

they miscounting

last time i checked in 2020 it was already 6k

[gleaming pendant]

?

[fresh scarab]

?

this fucking shit website

[regal bluff]

?

[gleaming pendant]

?

[regal bluff]

email them

[fresh scarab]

i already am

what happened to work ethic and quality service in this country

[fallow marlin]

what

website is that

[regal bluff]

riot support

[fresh scarab]

its this one

[gleaming pendant]

also rmb to ask when is riot mmo coming

[regal bluff]

I found a website the other day that has game play time for league

[fresh scarab]

yo

i found my old tickets

[regal bluff]

well the other month

[fresh scarab]

or some of them

[regal bluff]

I guess

[fresh scarab]

i would also request them to clear my ticket history

cus it looked ugly

so i only have a few

[regal bluff]

omegaLUL

[gleaming pendant]

send pic

[regal bluff]

every cs agent must just fucking hate you

[fresh scarab]

oh yeah

i was ocd about some of the emotes in the order they were added

so i asked them to remove them and readd them

[regal bluff]

you're so ill

like actually

go to a doctor

[fresh scarab]

why would they say this

and why wouldnt i take advantage of it

?

[midnight marlin]

its tibbers

[fallow marlin]

[fresh scarab]

f2p chad

[regal bluff]

tibbers dropping the hearts 😳

[burnt tree]

[supple parrot]

this would be me

[fresh scarab]

im the reason they exist

[supple parrot]

if lost ark had something like this

[fallow marlin]

cant bot league like lost ark am i right

[regal bluff]

lost ark does have something like it

[fallow marlin]

[gleaming pendant]

i am speechless

LOL

[regal bluff]

just go through your steam purchase history

if you're not rmt andy

[gleaming pendant]

matt has issue

[regal bluff]

yeah removing the shit he doesn't want, sure, whatever. but having shit removed and readded to change the order

is next level

[fallow marlin]

i think i spent like 200$ on this game

[gleaming pendant]

hes actually ill

[fresh scarab]

"Please don't hesistate to reach back" don't worry, I'm not hesitating

[fallow marlin]

on the span of 3 years

[gleaming pendant]

[fresh scarab]

do you guys wanna guess

what happened on Nov 26

[fallow marlin]

matt is what riot lyte wished he could become

[fresh scarab]

"Hi again"

[gleaming pendant]

?????????

[regal bluff]

???

[fallow marlin]

well

i would do that with dog champs

as well

[regal bluff]

why did you not just ask them to do that in the ticket the day before

[fresh scarab]

i think its because

i got them from

that years honor rewards

[gleaming pendant]

its the only way he get social interaction

[fresh scarab]

they gave some

warwick skin with honor 5

and i hate furries

so i removed warwick

im not sure why pantheon is there

but i hate romans too

[regal bluff]

matt sending tickets to various different customer supports just to get a scrap of human interction

[fresh scarab]

so i removed him as well

[gleaming pendant]

actually a pitiful sight....

[regal bluff]

.... he needs to see a doctor

[fresh scarab]

you know

[fallow marlin]

i thought spartans were greek

[fresh scarab]

yahoo cleared their old email accounts

so i dont have the like

[regal bluff]

omegaLUL

they are

[fresh scarab]

2000 emails on there anymore

i couldve sent some more content here

[regal bluff]

I didn't even question matt saying they were roman

[fallow marlin]

i had to google it

for a second

it was so natural

[regal bluff]

YAHOO?????

matt surely your main email is not a yahoo email

right

not in 2024

[fallow marlin]

ah yahoo

[fresh scarab]

"The Pantheon is one of the most famous temples ever built in ancient Rome. The name comes from the Greek word "parthenos," an epithet of the Greek goddess Athena, meaning "virgin." It is one of today's best-preserved ruins from ancient Rome." i have no clue

[fallow marlin]

i remember it getting hacked

and it sent porn links to everybody on my messenger

[neon cedar]

Email shaming is the weirdest thing

[fallow marlin]

[fresh scarab]

i have gmail and yahoo

[neon cedar]

[fallow marlin]

i mean

yahoo is the largest site

in japan

[regal bluff]

greece was doing pantheons first

yea all of japan internet got stuck in like 2010

[fresh scarab]

same shit theyre both italian

[regal bluff]

?????????

[fresh scarab]

(ignore modern day greece)

[regal bluff]

matt

[fallow marlin]

went from greek yogurt to pizza real quick

[fresh scarab]

yes naenae?

[regal bluff]

point to greece

[gleaming pendant]

O_O

[regal bluff]

then point to italy

[gleaming pendant]

its right there

[regal bluff]

do you notice how you point at 2 different places?

[fresh scarab]

i have to thank that guy, he gave me this icon, too bad he cheated on his wife or something and later got fired lol

[regal bluff]

???????

why would you want

that icon

[fresh scarab]

cus the new baron nashor is a fucking fraud

[fallow marlin]

tru

og nashors would bully the new one

[fresh scarab]

i emailed them so many times not to change it i guess i didnt send enough

[regal bluff]

omegaLUL

matt sending his game suggestions and balance requests through customer support tickets

[fresh scarab]

give me gold river's personal email

[regal bluff]

matt what should I have for dinner

[dull obsidian]

KFC

[fresh scarab]

el gato

[gleaming pendant]

Fried rice

[regal bluff]

I was thinking kfc

[fallow marlin]

water

[fresh scarab]

why is kfc goated in every country but america

we invented that shit

[fallow marlin]

you know whats funny about kfc in korea

its not a chicken place but a chicken sandwish and burger place here

[regal bluff]

I am hungry I fear

[fallow marlin]

almost nobody buys the bucket

[regal bluff]

do people actually buy buckets of chicken

[fallow marlin]

in other countries yes

[regal bluff]

most popular thing in aus is definitely the zinger burger

[fresh scarab]

isnt that a newer thing

back in 2016

kfc singapore had this

great soft serve

LOOK AT THIS

[fallow marlin]

kfc over here almost died

[gleaming pendant]

huh nah, kfc is trash here

[fresh scarab]

IT WAS $1 BACK THEN

[fallow marlin]

kfc bucket had to compete with the local chicken place

[fresh scarab]

what happened

[fallow marlin]

and nobody liked it

[fresh scarab]

it was so good

[gleaming pendant]

just many other fried chickens

appeared

[fresh scarab]

gg

[gleaming pendant]

the only thing kfc will never lose for me is

whipped potato

LOL

[fresh scarab]

you know

churchs chicken is named that in america

but outside

its called texas chicken

idk why its even popular in asia

[gleaming pendant]

texas chicken is

disgusting

so fking dry

[regal bluff]

huh surely not the kfc potato and gravy

[fallow marlin]

popeyes opened here

[regal bluff]

that is so gross

[fallow marlin]

i wanted to check it out

but got lazy

[gleaming pendant]

popeyes kinda meh

[fallow marlin]

aint traveling 2 hours for chicken

[regal bluff]

what the hell is it on the other side of korea

[fallow marlin]

no

[fallow marlin]

i live outside of seoul

so have to go in

[regal bluff]

huh I didn't even know you could travel for 2 hours and still be inside korea

[fresh scarab]

kfc potato and gravy kinda trash here

[gleaming pendant]

korea big as fuck no

[fresh scarab]

its only semi salvagable with the kfc bowl

[fallow marlin]

well its very condensend

[regal bluff]

it's gross here too bro

[gleaming pendant]

but any other country is

way bigger

than mine

[fresh scarab]

isnt urs

[dull obsidian]

potato gravy is pretty good here?

[fresh scarab]

literally a city

[gleaming pendant]

yea

a dot

LOL

[fallow marlin]

only american franches thats good over here is subway

[fresh scarab]

that dot is nice though

[fallow marlin]

subway is suprisingly good

[fresh scarab]

singapore airport

is one of the nicest

ive ever been to

[gleaming pendant]

yea cause i am inside

[fresh scarab]

its was

[wintry depot]

I mean my country is big af but nobody lives here

[fresh scarab]

a shithole during the summer

[gleaming pendant]

its fucking h ot bro

[fresh scarab]

it was 85c humid as fuck outside

[gleaming pendant]

all year

all along

[fresh scarab]

gg

[gleaming pendant]

only cooling period is

nov-dec

during monsoon

[fresh scarab]

ur hotels and malls were

hella nice too though

had a lot of fun there

[gleaming pendant]

[regal bluff]

85c

ICANT~13

[dull obsidian]

[fallow marlin]

i have to google with 85c is

[dull obsidian]

Will there even be avaliable 1680 supps to snatch up for prog

[fresh scarab]

85c is not exaggeration its hotter than my pc

[gleaming pendant]

ITS NOT 85 CELSIUS

YOU WOULD BE DEAD

[regal bluff]

[fresh scarab]

its like

200f

outside bro

[fallow marlin]

wait

[gleaming pendant]

its typically 31-33c

in the afternoon

[fallow marlin]

thats higher than summer in dubai

[fresh scarab]

lmao 31c would be the cold period

[gleaming pendant]

you feel the heat because we are really humid

[uneven mortar]

@fresh scarab you go to orchard tower?

[gleaming pendant]

ah

[fresh scarab]

lemme find pictures

idont remember ther name

[gleaming pendant]

wrekk always come in and ask you

dirty places

[fresh scarab]

there was cloud garden or something

[gleaming pendant]

very typical

[fallow marlin]

[uneven mortar]

you taking pics!?

[fresh scarab]

they dont catch u

if u dont get caught

[regal bluff]

pine if it was actually 85c they would be dead I fear

[gleaming pendant]

cloud garden?

[fallow marlin]

to be fair humidity makes

30 feel like 60

[regal bluff]

no shit sherlock

[gleaming pendant]

yeah

and we are humid as fuck

[fallow marlin]

same here

[gleaming pendant]

so the 31c feels like 40+

[fallow marlin]

humidity is what makes it hard

[gleaming pendant]

fucking cooked

[regal bluff]

it gets bad in aus summer too but winter is cold everyday

Despairge

[fallow marlin]

aus is weird

you guys have winter when its summer

[fallow marlin]

for everybody else

[regal bluff]

ICANT~13

[fallow marlin]

[regal bluff]

yeah because we're like

the only populated country in the southern hemisphere

[gleaming pendant]

very typical tourist, always taking pic of merlion

[fresh scarab]

yep

[gleaming pendant]

you been to the mbs top?

[uneven mortar]

and MBS

[regal bluff]

at least, the only country low enough in the southern hemisphere to not have perma summer

[regal bluff]

that also has a population

[fresh scarab]

Bro in the bottom left was not pleased

[regal bluff]

lmfao bottom left guy is not happy

[glad robin]

meanwhile im sitting at 50 degrees

[gleaming pendant]

bro went all the touristy

[glad robin]

50c

[gleaming pendant]

area

[fresh scarab]

forgot what that was

[gleaming pendant]

theres a pool on top

[fresh scarab]

oh

no

we didnt go

[gleaming pendant]

unlucky

[fresh scarab]

maybe next time

[uneven mortar]

wheres the geylang pics

[fresh scarab]

i liked the little rivers in the mall, its like vienna but less dirty and without the piss smell

[regal bluff]

the piss smell is not from the city bro

[fresh scarab]

bro the water in vienna

is fucking disgusting

[gleaming pendant]

theres no piss smell in singapore bro. unless you visit geylang or som shit

[uneven mortar]

to be fair though you are comparing country with strict regulation to eu...

[fresh scarab]

yeah thats why it was nice

[fallow marlin]

the whole gum thing in SG

is wild though

[fresh scarab]

we should just run everywhere like sg

i can be the dictator

[visual smelt]

found the fellow SEAsian

[regal bluff]

there would be riots in the first day of you being in any position of power matt

[gleaming pendant]

thats how we stay clean bro

[fresh scarab]

bro i wish we banned gum here too

so many times im annoyed people just stick their gum wherever

[uneven mortar]

shot back of the head for chewing gum right?

[fresh scarab]

it should be immediate capital punishment

[fallow marlin]

as a person with major gum chewing issues

[fresh scarab]

like

IMMEDIATE

like 5 mins later

[fallow marlin]

its sadge

[fresh scarab]

boom

[regal bluff]

you gotta get in the underground gum market

[fresh scarab]

goodbye pine

your sacrifice was for the greater good

[fallow marlin]

i went through a 60 pieces of gum in a week

[fresh scarab]

bro what

[gleaming pendant]

what

the

[visual smelt]

there's also an underground vape market if you vape

[regal bluff]

that's crazy

[fallow marlin]

[fresh scarab]

u make my email habit look normal

[dull obsidian]

wait

[fallow marlin]

its a problem

[regal bluff]

that exists everywhere

[dull obsidian]

I think you've had more gum than me in a week than I've ever had

[gleaming pendant]

i am sorry but theres no way

[dull obsidian]

[gleaming pendant]

you compare it

to your email

[fresh scarab]

bro

he went thru 60 pieces of gum

[gleaming pendant]

no shot bro

[fresh scarab]

in a week

[regal bluff]

ok nah pine gum > matt email

[visual smelt]

i'm from malaysia and it's still legal to vape

[fresh scarab]

i go thru like 30 emails in a week

[regal bluff]

you're cooked matt

[fresh scarab]

its objectively less

[visual smelt]

SG banned it iirc

[fallow marlin]

dont use my gum problem as a smoke screen matt

[fresh scarab]

im just saying bro

[gleaming pendant]

30 COMPLAINS

[fresh scarab]

mine has a just cause

[gleaming pendant]

A WEEK

[regal bluff]

go visit the local high school and there's an underground vape market going bro

xdd~1

[gleaming pendant]

HEY BRO, THE CHAIR IS

QUEAKING

[visual smelt]

WEW LAD

[gleaming pendant]

HEY BRO, THE WHEEL LOOKS WEIRD

[fresh scarab]

bro the wheel

its making a strange sound

its scary

pls replace

[dull obsidian]

[fresh scarab]

12 yr warranty btw

they gotta deal with me

for 11 more years

[regal bluff]

50 year old man can't handle a wheel squeaking

crazy

[fallow marlin]

atleast im only harming myself with this gum problem

[fresh scarab]

im not harming anyone

im giving them a job

[gleaming pendant]

matt is harming 10++ person

per day

with his emailing

[fresh scarab]

if they didnt want that job maybe they shouldve done better in school

[ionic basin]

went to singapore, and was so confused why they didnt sell gum 😂 and they said its banned

[regal bluff]

bro they are probably in school working the job

[fresh scarab]

work faster

its not my fault theyre in a suboptimal position

they set this upon themselves

[regal bluff]

well more likely they are in some sweatshop centre in like sea or india

[fresh scarab]

maybe be born as a nepo baby in your next life idk

skill issue

[fresh scarab]

9/10 country, would visit again

-1 for the climate

at least they have AC though

apparently some parts of europe dont?? and old people dying in waves

[regal bluff]

europe got no AC and Australia got no insulation

ICANT~13

our houses are colder inside than out in the winter

[ionic basin]

bro fr

why is it so cold rn

[gleaming pendant]

HELL NAH, KRU IS COOKING DRX

WTF

[fresh scarab]

why would u need insulation

its not even cold in australia

i went during july

[regal bluff]

bro

[fresh scarab]

during ur supposed "winter"

[regal bluff]

it's freezing

[fresh scarab]

that shit is baby

[gleaming pendant]

stop being a baby bro

[regal bluff]

wtf?

[fresh scarab]

yeah like what lol

stop being a baby

[gleaming pendant]

wtf soyboy?

[fresh scarab]

i bet 31c is "cold" for you

lol

[regal bluff]

I seen on tiktok

[supple parrot]

free taps go crazy

[regal bluff]

english people coming to aus

and saying they're surprised how cold it is.

[gleaming pendant]

and you believe tiktok?

[regal bluff]

yes

[ionic basin]

fym i went to the states and that wasnt colder than aussie winter

[fresh scarab]

bro

believing the english

[gleaming pendant]

[fresh scarab]

are u fr rn

india already learned better

so did the irish

[regal bluff]

I'm like basically English if you follow my ancestry

[fresh scarab]

so did basically every former colony

[regal bluff]

Despairge

[fresh scarab]

oh

that makes sense now

that explains a lot actually

[regal bluff]

?

[gleaming pendant]

matt what is your ancestry

karen?

[fresh scarab]

im jungle

[regal bluff]

40 year old white woman

[fresh scarab]

tree karen

i speak for the trees in the 1970s

[regal bluff]

nam man

dit me matt

[fresh scarab]

con cac du ma naenae

[regal bluff]

what does con cac mean

[fresh scarab]

[gleaming pendant]

[regal bluff]

I don't think it means level 10 gem.

[fresh scarab]

u

english boy

u think u know better than me

jungle karen?

[uneven mortar]

lmfaooo

[regal bluff]

yes

I do.

[uneven mortar]

part vietcong

[fresh scarab]

u lost last time

do not try it again

[gleaming pendant]

du may nay

[hidden jay]

Hi Matt

[fresh scarab]

hi ember

[hidden jay]

[regal bluff]

that was not our fault

america dragged us in.

fuckers.

[gleaming pendant]

địt mẹ mày

[fresh scarab]

#lost-ark-discussions message

scroll down from here

for brain rot

[regal bluff]

step 1 is recognising you have a problem

[gleaming pendant]

you still has something to rot?

[regal bluff]

congrats matt

[fresh scarab]

guys

is my cat dumb

[regal bluff]

it's your cat

[fresh scarab]

why does it keep sprinting at full speed in the night into walls

[regal bluff]

so probably

[fresh scarab]

why does it keep puffing its tail and getting scared at nothing

also

its too dumb to eat treats from the package

i have to pour it into my hand

and handfeed this idiot

[gleaming pendant]

just like the owner

[fresh scarab]

why isnt it smart like me

also

it wont drink the water from its fountain

it keeps licking water

from the sink divider

??

[uneven mortar]

[fresh scarab]

like the metal part dividing the two basins

[gleaming pendant]

the trending fountain?

[fresh scarab]

yes

cats like moving water or some shit

so why didnt my cat get that memo

[gleaming pendant]

send pic

[fresh scarab]

maybe my cat is on the spectrum cus it keeps butting its head into my ankles, then biting it

stupid

[gleaming pendant]

are you projecting

[fallow marlin]

pets often mirror their owners

[fresh scarab]

Kae did you carve this on the tree for me

I’m sorry I don’t feel the same

[gleaming pendant]

nah naellyn did that

[hidden jay]

Alright that was a crazy read

Back to kitty

[regal bluff]

I hate matt.

[hidden jay]

[gleaming pendant]

Same

[regal bluff]

🤝

[fallow marlin]

my cat thinks its a dog

[fresh scarab]

Was it raised by dogs

[fallow marlin]

yes

[fresh scarab]

ok well if a bunch of dogs raised you, you would prob also think youre a dog

[wintry depot]

So cute kitty

[fallow marlin]

probably never met a cat in its life

[wintry depot]

How old is he

[fresh scarab]

uh

his name is Juno and hes 7 months old

we got him cus

some other viet family

their daughter was going to college

who gets a cat right before going to college and then ditches them

??

[wintry depot]

So cute can i have him

[regal bluff]

so why do you act like a dog

[fresh scarab]

he bites

when u try to pet him

[wintry depot]

Because they dumb

[gleaming pendant]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[hidden jay]

No, I called dibs first

[fresh scarab]

unless hes preoccupied with food

[gleaming pendant]

woof woof!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[fallow marlin]

@fresh scarab is he neutred

[fresh scarab]

yes

[fallow marlin]

weird

[wintry depot]

My cat bites when he doesnt get attention

[regal bluff]

[fresh scarab]

[regal bluff]

HUH~10

[hidden jay]

Can I put you on a leash and take you for a walk

[fresh scarab]

cute i wish my cat was as smart as yours

[gleaming pendant]

[fresh scarab]

my friends have this scottish fold, and although i dont approve of their cartilage issues, at least that one knows how to eat treats and be pet

[queen grail]

You know what they say, pet's take after owners.

[fresh scarab]

damn ungrateful juno

i go find pictures of pook

[gleaming pendant]

why not name it

juon

[fresh scarab]

he was already named juno

[gleaming pendant]

[wintry depot]

🖕

[gleaming pendant]

we cant have cat here

[still lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540933911182835712/1264384008352170034/i0677544577.gif

[gleaming pendant]

albeit not legally

to own one

in apartments

[fresh scarab]

wut

[hidden jay]

omg

[fresh scarab]

u cant have cats

in apartments?

[queen grail]

Wow, Toxic.

[fresh scarab]

wtf

[gleaming pendant]

yeah

[queen grail]

[fallow marlin]

thats often common

to not allow pets

inside apartments

[fresh scarab]

ok i know that for some apartments

[gleaming pendant]

but that about to change soon I think

[fresh scarab]

its same here in america

i didnt know it was

illegal in an entire country though

the nicer ones allow you to

[low nebula]

NO

[hidden jay]

is this a ginger scottish baby

[wintry depot]

Fluffy cat

[hidden jay]

They're so round I love this breed

[gleaming pendant]

we about to lift the cat ban

this year

[fresh scarab]

ya

[gleaming pendant]

or next year

[fresh scarab]

his demeanor

is extremely friendly

[queen grail]

Bound gem's, guess the gearscore

[fresh scarab]

he's a well behaved cat

[gleaming pendant]

The cat ban was imposed for HDB flats in 1989, with the agency saying they are difficult to contain within the flat and that “they tend to shed fur and defecate or urinate in public areas, and also make caterwauling sounds, which can inconvenience your neighbours.”

[fresh scarab]

i wish juno had 1/10th of his manners

[gleaming pendant]

aka apartments

[fresh scarab]

praying for yall

[gleaming pendant]

not that I will get one

[hidden jay]

I know someone who has one of these cats, its very vocal

[gleaming pendant]

i don't want my stuff scratched

[fresh scarab]

ngl theres something about the ragdoll ancestry that promotes an extremely domesticated demeanor, they should just get cats from that lineage

none of those issues are present with pook

[regal bluff]

my friend has cats and they simply do not let you sleep past like 5am

[fresh scarab]

hm

[queen grail]

Just get this one.

[fresh scarab]

i am lucky juno is pretty non vocal

he hardly ever makes noise aside from running at full speed with his claws on the floor boards

[gleaming pendant]

Some keeps meowing during midnight

[regal bluff]

they're not even vocal they just start knocking shit off of shelves

[fallow marlin]

imagine having a shelf

[fresh scarab]

oh interesting

[fallow marlin]

while owning a cat

[regal bluff]

and then when you try and stop them they just go and take your spot on the bed

[gleaming pendant]

meowwwwwwwwwww

[regal bluff]

so you can't lay back down

[fresh scarab]

lmaoo juno doesnt knock over stuff on the table or shelves but he likes climbing on our cardboard packages

and sometimes a box gets knocked off

[fallow marlin]

my cat is weird

he only wants the same shit

[regal bluff]

when I was taking care of them they climbed like all the way on top of the kitchen cabinets

[fallow marlin]

he hates when things change

[regal bluff]

pain in the ass

[fallow marlin]

i remember changing the brand of his litter one day

[fresh scarab]

ur cat is a conservative

lmfao

[fallow marlin]

and the fucker didnt take a shit for a week

[fresh scarab]

?

[regal bluff]

pine's cat on the spectrum

[fresh scarab]

that cant be healthy

[gleaming pendant]

[fallow marlin]

well he did

when we changed back

[wintry depot]

My cats are the same

[fallow marlin]

same with cat food

[fresh scarab]

cats

[wintry depot]

We want to change the litter box but they refuse to go in new one

[fresh scarab]

how many do u have

[fallow marlin]

his eating the same brand ever since he could eat

[wintry depot]

So we just have 2 litter boxes

Same for food also

[regal bluff]

more than 1

[fresh scarab]

thanks naenae

[regal bluff]

as implied by the fact they used a plural

[fresh scarab]

ure sooo useful

[regal bluff]

np matt anytime

[wintry depot]

But my cats are quite old so it can be explained

I have 2

They are 14 and 12

[fallow marlin]

he also hates treats

i dont know why

but

aye

saving money

[wintry depot]

Ok thats weird

XD

[regal bluff]

weird names for a cat

[fresh scarab]

my cat is young, their previous owners gave us all the food and toys and litter box theyve had since he was born so he's accustomed to what he has

[fallow marlin]

he only likes cat kibble

its so weird

[gleaming pendant]

I bet the next time they own cat

it will be named 13

and 11

[fresh scarab]

have you had them all their lives

[regal bluff]

why are they counting down

[gleaming pendant]

yea all the 9 lives

[fresh scarab]

your cats sound happy

[regal bluff]

what happens at cat 1

or cat 0

[gleaming pendant]

cat 1 is when

theres risk of

thunder

[wintry depot]

Yep

[fresh scarab]

[wintry depot]

Got them when they were few weeks

[fresh scarab]

juno is okay with treats, he doesnt go crazy over them, but hes kinda stupid

[gleaming pendant]

thats not all their lives

[fresh scarab]

needs convincing to try it

[gleaming pendant]

they weren't born in your arm!

FKING LIAR

[regal bluff]

Chatting

[gleaming pendant]

https://tenor.com/jaRePq4k8wW.gif

[fresh scarab]

[wintry depot]

[fallow marlin]

everyday i look at my cat

the more i understand

why it was abandoned by its mother

in the first place

[gleaming pendant]

why

[fresh scarab]

that is crazy

[fallow marlin]

like matt said

in the spectrum

[fresh scarab]

LMAOOO

one day i hope ur cat sends emails too

[fallow marlin]

my cat has 0 reaction

[gleaming pendant]

are you resonating?

[fresh scarab]

and so what

[fallow marlin]

you know that thing where you drop them

and they land on their feet thing

[fresh scarab]

yes

lemme guess

[fallow marlin]

my cat doesnt know what a feet is

[fresh scarab]

ur cat cant do that

[regal bluff]

ICANT~13

[gleaming pendant]

i think your cat is bugged...

[fresh scarab]

i dont try that with juno

[wintry depot]

Is he orange

[fresh scarab]

because juno will bite you if u even pat him

[fallow marlin]

yes

[gleaming pendant]

are you racist now?

[regal bluff]

send them back to the cat factory

[wintry depot]

Because orange cats are stupid

Ok

[fallow marlin]

street cats

[wintry depot]

Explained

[regal bluff]

it all makes sense

[fallow marlin]

are usually orange

[regal bluff]

orange cat

[fresh scarab]

orange cats are kinda stupid

pook is stupid

[gleaming pendant]

[fresh scarab]

hes nice but stupid

[regal bluff]

matt are you orange

you must be right

[fresh scarab]

no im yellow

[gleaming pendant]

yea hes ginger

[fresh scarab]

next question

[fallow marlin]

apperantly the orange gene

is extremely strong

or something

so its likely that gene wins out in the street

[regal bluff]

how am I supposed to respond to this

anything I say now is just racist

[fresh scarab]

didnt you say you're of english ancestry

[hidden jay]

are you single

[fresh scarab]

it should be second nature

[regal bluff]

lmfao

[fresh scarab]

no im taken

want to see my wife

[hidden jay]

yes

[regal bluff]

PEPELA

[wintry depot]

Uh

[regal bluff]

his wife is plastered over the internet

[gleaming pendant]

where

[queen grail]

@wintry depot My first non-gold 1620.

[gleaming pendant]

eula?

[regal bluff]

yes

[regal bluff]

eula

[gleaming pendant]

fking weeb

shit

[wintry depot]

Genshin char what a surprise

[hidden jay]

Genshin impactuu

[regal bluff]

you really thought matt was gonna send anything close to 3d?

crazy

[wintry depot]

Rmt

[gleaming pendant]

nah, hes on the spectrum

[queen grail]

[gleaming pendant]

understandable

[regal bluff]

truth

[fallow marlin]

i saw

all 3 hoyo games

are in the top 3

in revenue

[gleaming pendant]

ok

[regal bluff]

hoyo makes bank

[gleaming pendant]

noted

[regal bluff]

gacha is in fact basically the same as gambling

gambling makes a lot of money

stonks

[fallow marlin]

gatcha needs a few more years and more illegal shit to even come close

to gambling

[fresh scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601883009582497876/1089348916367085638/30D3E46F-34CE-41E5-9D12-3F0A7C7443DC.jpg?ex=66ad7d3c&is=66ac2bbc&hm=4088cac1c2b2c248e75abe4270b824981f598b79624ea389fa752437d81387a8&

[regal bluff]

well I mean just in terms of like

the psychology behind it

not the industry itself

[fresh scarab]

dw bros ill fund mihoyo, they need the money

[gleaming pendant]

MIHOYO

[fallow marlin]

you should they getting boycotted by twitter

they need all the help

they need

[fresh scarab]

bro

[regal bluff]

ICANT~13

[fresh scarab]

imagine boycotting

[fallow marlin]

frfr

[regal bluff]

those boycots

are

so dumb

[fresh scarab]

an eastern gacha

[regal bluff]

because THEY DON'T EVEN STOP PLAYING

[fresh scarab]

bc of representation

[fallow marlin]

reminds me of that cod boycott

[regal bluff]

they say like "boycot mihoyo" but then also say "oh but playing the games still is fine"

bro what

[fresh scarab]

u would need to convince

all of china

[regal bluff]

yeah I think they like lowkey realise that nothing they say matters

because they aren't chinese

[regal bluff]

lmao

I mean video game boycots basically do not work for like games that are actually popular

or really any game at all

[fallow marlin]

theres certain gatcha games thats thanos snapping male characters because cn wanted them gone

[regal bluff]

I saw that

[still lintel]

looks like a genshin boycott

[regal bluff]

bro did not scroll up 10 messages

ICANT~13

[fresh scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139792322394062869/1158223138887307304/IMG_5992.jpg?ex=66ad905b&is=66ac3edb&hm=62b479c29cfec15313b277d195ad4c61dd2aa7eb770ce4f2974d681928a87fe1&

more eula merch

[regal bluff]

how much do you have matt

[fresh scarab]

about a table's worth

i also got some for my friend

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139792322394062869/1158220936349224960/SPOILER_IMG_5991.jpg?ex=66ad8e4d&is=66ac3ccd&hm=35618607f6f90e39d656202413f428a6f04f9f451fdf9fbce4501df78fe6a3c5&

[gleaming pendant]

wheres your eula bodypillow

[regal bluff]

on his eula bed

[fresh scarab]

that one is private

[fallow marlin]

its the not safe for discord version

[regal bluff]

just flip it over

[gleaming pendant]

ahhhh

[dull obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mika-blue-archive-misono-mika-pan-beats-you-up-gif-6371939372137962792

[regal bluff]

to the sfw version

[dull obsidian]

Aly

biggest whale

Universe

[gleaming pendant]

true

[fresh scarab]

ur kitty is cute

[fallow marlin]

its fat and dumb

[regal bluff]

omegaLUL

[dull obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-come-on-already-cat-gif-24598868

[regal bluff]

your cat is matt?

weird

[gleaming pendant]

O_O

[fallow marlin]

the thing about catgirls in animes i still dont get

do they have 2 ears or 4

[gleaming pendant]

6

[dull obsidian]

4

[regal bluff]

6

[dull obsidian]

ngl a lot of cat girls you see have hair blocking where the ears are

[rigid aurora]

my little kitten matt

[regal bluff]

there's a reason they have hair over their human ears

[fallow marlin]

exactly

[fresh scarab]

yuzu

HALLO

[regal bluff]

so they never have to bother answering the question

[rigid aurora]

HALLO

[fresh scarab]

HALLO!! IM EMU OTORI! EMU IS MEANING SMILEEE!!!

[regal bluff]

shut up matt you're a 50 year old vietnamese man

[rigid aurora]

LMAO

[fresh scarab]

im older than that

[regal bluff]

my fault

[rigid aurora]

you're 65 yeah

[fresh scarab]

older

[rigid aurora]

i might have to block you i dont talk to smelly old men

[fresh scarab]

older

[regal bluff]

87

[fresh scarab]

older

[regal bluff]

184

[fallow marlin]

anyways gonna walk my dog and run aiger normal

[fresh scarab]

older

[regal bluff]

bye pine

726

[fresh scarab]

wtf pine has a dog?

[fresh scarab]

younger

[regal bluff]

yeah it's you

514

[fresh scarab]

yo why does flos look funny

also i lied

it was 857

[regal bluff]

because she changed her name

so people

would forget

what she did

omegaLUL

"she"

[regal bluff]

bro

[rigid aurora]

mf dog

[fresh scarab]

rug

[regal bluff]

holy fuck

I did not see that

as a dog

picture

[fallow marlin]

true

[fresh scarab]

ok racist

[gleaming pendant]

who?

[rigid aurora]

what did you see it as

[regal bluff]

a cock.

[gleaming pendant]

oh was it that person who

[regal bluff]

flosweise

[gleaming pendant]

ahhhh

[fresh scarab]

wait