lost-ark-discussions

[dark raft]

your chin will be gigachad tho

[swift lava]

[prime wind]

dont project your fantasies

[swift lava]

EW

[faint grove]

[prime wind]

u are the one who called him daddy

[swift lava]

that shit is disgusting

[supple parrot]

[quartz turret]

[dark raft]

strongest jaw in all the land

[quartz turret]

What a day without lost ark do to people

[dark raft]

we love lost ark

[swift lava]

lost ark can eat my ass

[charred void]

no we dont

[stark thicket]

i wouldnt know!

[supple parrot]

Is server up?

[gilded star]

If someone from NA going for the 1 year daily login title, this update is going to ruin that after the 27h mark announcement?

[dark raft]

ain’t no body eating your flat cheek booty

[swift lava]

shut up bot

[dawn yacht]

lost ark withdrawl hitting kinda hard man

[swift lava]

[celest galleon]

when we are gonna get new hairstyles

[supple parrot]

??? Genuine question

[dark raft]

ponytail

[swift lava]

27 hour maintenance for you

[prime wind]

bruh is pretty fit. he might be stupid but he is fit

[swift lava]

did u not see the announcement?

[supple parrot]

I literally haven’t done shit today. Haven’t ate haven’t worked

[azure valley]

dafuq thats so much rice

[supple parrot]

Cuz I was in pain earlier

[quartz turret]

Next we know people gonna start going to the gym

[blissful rose]

Get scammed i guess

[swift lava]

oh yea they extended it for NAW

[swift lava]

shit nah i need to get my ass in the gym lmao

been lazy af

[supple parrot]

I mean. I’m just making up a random number it’s prob a lot less than that

[gilded star]

Nah, shit's unfair 🥲

[dark raft]

chuan is typing from the comfort of his toilet rn

[swift lava]

me everyday

[blissful rose]

Aren't we all

[supple parrot]

I’m laying in bed. Tho I’m always on discord when I’m on the shitter

[stark thicket]

[blissful rose]

U are curently shitting your bed by that logic

[supple parrot]

I was very sick

[dark raft]

yeah we know you had to rly rly poop

[stark thicket]

[quartz turret]

Weak

[supple parrot]

I didn’t poop tho. Only threw up

[blissful rose]

[dawn yacht]

very weak

[supple parrot]

[prime wind]

chuan a choker u hate to see it

[swift lava]

hope you feel better. i had food poisoning once and it was the worst i've ever felt in my life. i thought i was going to die

thank god it was only for a day

[wind dagger]

🤝 I had alcohol intoxication, felt the same as you

[supple parrot]

I thought I was gonna die too. I popped like 6 pain killers but those shit never work for me

[swift lava]

quit drinking like me

[blissful rose]

I get that every friday

[wind dagger]

I don't drink alcohol lol

[swift lava]

almost 8 months alcohol free now

[blissful rose]

Kinda hard to get alcohol intoxicated then

[wind dagger]

Only drink in new years or when I have to be in some special party like bachelor party of a best friend of mine

[supple parrot]

Only weak ppl have to go alcohol free cuz they lack self control

I drink and I can stop whenever I want

[quartz turret]

[supple parrot]

[swift lava]

ok it's still bad for you

[tardy tusk]

[supple parrot]

A drink here and there ain’t bad for u

It’s only bad if ur popping 20 shots

[swift lava]

mhm sure

[dark raft]

we love cocaine

[blissful rose]

Noone has ever said thisphrase without lying

[swift lava]

my mental health and immune system been amazing since i quit

[dawn yacht]

everything is

[supple parrot]

[tardy tusk]

Ye ye, quit alcohol is great, ye ye

[supple parrot]

I can’t say my favorite cocktail cuz the name is auto moded here

Got a 2 hour ban last time I said it

[swift lava]

i mean it's the best thing i ever did for myself so i am happy i quit

[dawn yacht]

[tardy tusk]

Rmtcocktail

[supple parrot]

[blissful rose]

G2gtail

[swift lava]

chuans favorite

[charred void]

alcohol bad for you, cocaine bad for you, anime bad for you, lost ark bad for you, everything bad for you

[dawn yacht]

real

[cedar zealot]

[supple parrot]

Air bad for u. Water bad for u

[swift lava]

lol

water is not bad for you

[tardy tusk]

[faint grove]

if u drink too much water u die therefore its very bad for u

[blissful rose]

Then why do i have to piss it out

[dawn yacht]

right there was something like 7l in 2h and that person got water poisoning ?

[swift lava]

nobody drinking that much water

[prime wind]

ken drinks that much

[charred void]

it is, try drinking too much

[tardy tusk]

I do.

[dawn yacht]

i drink 5l at most

[swift lava]

you'll most likely piss it out before you drink that much

[tardy tusk]

[supple parrot]

Anything in high enuf dose can kill u

[swift lava]

shit even when i drink alot of water i am constantly peeing

[faint grove]

except copium

[swift lava]

i used to walk around with a gallon water jug everywhere lol

[supple parrot]

Weak bladder. Should talk to a doctor

[charred void]

Ashley Miller Summers, a 35-year-old mother of two, died July 4 after consuming a large amount of water, her family said, including approximately two litres (four standard 500-mL bottles) within 20 minutes.

[prime wind]

peeing is for chumps i just shake it out of my pores

[blissful rose]

No fun in that

[swift lava]

ok that is stupid so

[faint grove]

2 liters in 20 mins aint killing nobody

[swift lava]

or i just drink alot of water lol

[glacial marsh]

maybe they drowned

[supple parrot]

? 2 liters ain’t much tho. I chug 10 beers in 20 min and that’s way more than 2 liters

[charred void]

idk

google said that

[dawn yacht]

[quartz turret]

Without lost ark fuck do I do when I get home

[swift lava]

yea there goes your whole argument about how you only have a few

[wind dagger]

[dawn yacht]

yeah 2l is really nothing

[charred void]

americans probably also die from 1 salad

[supple parrot]

Nowadays I don’t drink much. I get like 5-6 drinks max

[swift lava]

chuan alcoholic

[supple parrot]

Back in the day I drink a lot. But that’s cuz I have a high tolerance

[swift lava]

so do i lol

prolly cause u an alcoholic

[dawn yacht]

[supple parrot]

No. Cuz I’m not addicted and I don’t drink everyday

[swift lava]

neither did i

lol

[faint grove]

just drink on empty stomach so it has more effect

[swift lava]

you can be an alcoholic and not drink everyday

[swift lava]

[supple parrot]

I had to attend AA meetings when I got my dui back in the day. Those are real alcoholics

[queen grail]

Where servers.

[supple parrot]

[swift lava]

uh ok lol. you never heard of functioning alcoholic ig

[dawn yacht]

yes and vomit it all out hours after and drink more

[blissful rose]

Drink it back u mean

[lime dove]

Server still down?

[dawn yacht]

[swift lava]

aren't they down til 9pm?

[supple parrot]

I mean I’ve met ppl that literally get the shakes if they don’t drink everyday lol

[swift lava]

for NAE atleast

[supple parrot]

That’s a real alcoholic

[lime dove]

Dont u jinx it

[kind torrent]

I have a character I got to 1560 with last powerpass event... is it possible to skip clown and do kata to go from lvl 1-> 3 set bonus?

[faint grove]

think you're an alcholic when alcohol has a negative impact on your life but you still don't stop.

[swift lava]

not everyone is the same. if you chugging beers like that you def had a problem and the fact that you had dui all that too

[cedar zealot]

[swift lava]

i'm not judging but sounds like copium to me

[charred void]

yes

[fleet gulch]

i think they need stop to do merge anymore

its suck to be honest

[dawn yacht]

dont be honest

[queen grail]

Gets dui, but has no problem, sounds a lot like how someone is "f2p" when they rmt

[kind torrent]

Niceeee

[lime dove]

[queen grail]

[lime dove]

Alcoholic

[supple parrot]

Ya but I’ve never had a dependency on alcohol. And I drink maybe once a week or less nowadays. Usually with a meal or when I smoke a cigar

[lime dove]

Needa go to AA or something

[swift lava]

i didn't drink everyday but when i did i drank alot. i don't call myself an alcoholic but i def could have been viewed as one to some ppl

[faint grove]

drunk chuan swipes, sober chuan doesn't remember so he thinks hes f2p

[swift lava]

neither did i. lol

[supple parrot]

Ya but I never came and posted cringe shit on discord while drunk

[swift lava]

i remember when i was going into raids drunk phew

[queen grail]

That's it! That's some 9000 IQ move

[swift lava]

ok so what? i made a lifestyle change to make up for that. move on

[charred void]

i know it sounds tragic that you lost around 29 hours access to the servers out of around 17520 hours but its actually not

[supple parrot]

[queen grail]

Also where servers.

[cedar zealot]

Guys, i think i figured out why chuan says he is f2p so often

[supple parrot]

[west mountain]

hiding from you

[swift lava]

chuan out here acting like he never did anything bad when he is drunk is funny

[azure valley]

chuan alcoholic confirmed

[blissful rose]

La server slowly turning into an AA meeting when servers down

[lime dove]

https://tenor.com/view/amazon-server-gif-27101597

[swift lava]

you sure paid out the ass for that dui though so it's ok

[swift lava]

my mistakes aren't on my record

[queen grail]

No! When you made a mistake far in the past, that's supposed to haunt you and define you as a person forever,

[charred void]

any moment now

[west mountain]

okay cancel culture calm down

[faint grove]

why do u even want to login for

[supple parrot]

March 13th Merges - NA West Only

Hi Heroes in NA-West,

Due to the amount of data being merged, the downtime for this region has been extended to up to 27 hours from its original start time.

To compensate for this lost time, we will be providing players in NA West only the following items:

• Chaos Dungeon Rest Bonus Recovery Brew (x2)
• Aura of Resonance Recovery Elixir (14 days) (x2)
• Ebony Cube Entrance Ticket Selection Chest (x1)
• Collective Battle Item Chest (x3)
• [Daily] Una Instant Complete Ticket (x3)
• [Daily] Una's Task +1 (x3)

All other regions are still on track to finish merges within the originally announced timeframe. We will update players as this progresses.

We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding.

[faint grove]

to do dailies?

[swift lava]

clearly. it's actually so annoying i have been doing so well just for someone to bring up one thing i did 8 months ago

[supple parrot]

If this doesn’t prove naw is the biggest region then idk what does

[west mountain]

NAW is just bots

[faint grove]

90% bots

[charred void]

Hi Bots in NA-West,

[robust birch]

What happened 8 months ago

[rough belfry]

still down?

[queen grail]

at least you weren't dumb enough to drive while being drunk,

[west mountain]

im always down , to clown

[blissful rose]

Damn

[rough belfry]

uwu

[tidal sleet]

NAW

[queen grail]

Its where 90% of all bots live?

[dawn yacht]

chuans cousins

[tardy tusk]

Cant w8 to be on chuans level after tha sidereal energy.

[lime dove]

[west mountain]

fake news

[rough belfry]

they could have done ban wave before merge so things went faster hehe

[swift lava]

srs?

!misinfo

[west mountain]

its edited , fake news lol

[tardy tusk]

actually true

#official-updates message

[blissful rose]

That cd pot tho

Huge

[empty sleet]

therse actually no diff btw 19 and 27hr downtime right? we all asleep anyway

[supple parrot]

Naw biggest region

[swift lava]

na west you liar

ban this fool

[lime dove]

[tardy tusk]

Oh ye you NaE

i forgot

[swift lava]

MISINFO

[supple parrot]

???? Huge diff. 19 hours means it’s up at 7pm on west. 27 means it’s up in the morning

[tardy tusk]

misingoo

[swift lava]

[empty sleet]

but its 10PM EST

and im EST

[supple parrot]

What does that have to do with naw?

Only naw is 27 hours

[empty sleet]

stock exchange is NAE

[west mountain]

this only effects west

[empty sleet]

[supple parrot]

Nae can suck my dick

[swift lava]

u mad

[robust birch]

When

[lime dove]

[swift lava]

who was saying NAW is dead af on reddit

[lime dove]

U are on it

[west mountain]

dont threaten us with a good time bro, too many degens in here

[supple parrot]

[robust birch]

[blissful rose]

Withdrawl be kicking in

[empty sleet]

NAW degen is proly worst of all degens

[dark raft]

naw is just filled w chuan and his fam

[cedar zealot]

NAE will have 4 servers after today's merge, NAW will have only 2

[swift lava]

artist?

[cedar zealot]

[lime dove]

Wait so is nae not getting delayed then

[west mountain]

no

[dark raft]

chuan alrdy knew insider information that’s why he made nae

[west mountain]

just NAW got boned

[swift lava]

no

[supple parrot]

So? Naw still has more ppl. If u play both region like me it’s very obvious

[empty sleet]

might as well be delayed cuz its 10pm

[fervent ibex]

zz why are images disabled

[empty sleet]

im in bed by 9 and asleep by 10

[swift lava]

lololol

[lime dove]

[frail swallow]

...Is this genuinely you not realizing this is horseshit?

[lime dove]

[empty sleet]

[swift lava]

https://www.reddit.com/r/lostarkgame/s/S2HhbfRFHO

[supple parrot]

March 13th Merges - NA West Only

Hi Heroes in NA-West,

Due to the amount of data being merged, the downtime for this region has been extended to up to 27 hours from its original start time.

To compensate for this lost time, we will be providing players in NA West only the following items:

• Chaos Dungeon Rest Bonus Recovery Brew (x2)
• Aura of Resonance Recovery Elixir (14 days) (x2)
• Ebony Cube Entrance Ticket Selection Chest (x1)
• Collective Battle Item Chest (x3)
• [Daily] Una Instant Complete Ticket (x3)
• [Daily] Una's Task +1 (x3)

All other regions are still on track to finish merges within the originally announced timeframe. We will update players as this progresses.

We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding.

[frail swallow]

Theirs says NA East

[empty sleet]

"only the following items" sounds like they getting less

[supple parrot]

Ya they trollling. Ban em for misinfo

[lime dove]

[swift lava]

They trolling us. You know what to do for misinfo

[frail swallow]

I'm not kidding, I need an answer.

[swift lava]

He’s lying

I checked

[robust birch]

Chuans bot farm is what caused the naw delays ban me for misinfo if it's not true

[supple parrot]

[frail swallow]

I'm only asking because its already been posted before elsewhere to troll

[lime dove]

Issa joke

[fervent ibex]

yo i just went into the official loa discord and realized, did ShieldMaiden get fired LOL

[frail swallow]

...

[fervent ibex]

hasnt posted since Feb 20 and lost CM role

[lime dove]

I just edited naw for nae

[tardy tusk]

like a week ago i think?

[swift lava]

Enjoy your timeout bitch

[supple parrot]

Dog shit compensation. Should give me at least 300 radiant leaps

[swift lava]

Selection pack frfr

[charred void]

probably for the "korea skins after 5 years" or something

[robust birch]

Shield is posting under a new name because the monkeys in that server were harassing her

[fervent ibex]

wait but their dogshit responses were actually a goldmine

BRING EM BACK

WE NEED MEMES

[swift lava]

Radiant leaps why lol. I have so many saved up rn it’s not even funny

[supple parrot]

Selection pack don’t do much for me ne more.

[swift lava]

Not including the ones I have stacked to sell next week

[tardy tusk]

[swift lava]

You have klc 30?

[delicate sandal]

Nae up yet?

[wind dagger]

I want 1 million gold

[robust birch]

Nae up yet?

[supple parrot]

U don’t?

[kind oriole]

Maybe i unbanned then there

[cedar zealot]

Nae up yet?

[wind dagger]

HUH

Shieldmaiden fired???

[tardy tusk]

Oh no, ocean got the F role

[swift lava]

No I do other stuff I don’t spend all day on lost ark anymore

[fervent ibex]

they probably shoulda just gone the full mile and have all CM post under one collective "AGS" account. They already respond like bots anyways

[rigid aurora]

@rugged lynx @urban obsidian @robust birch r6

[hearty gazelle]

More like a coupon for discount honing for you leaps are a waste when you not using a thing

[robust birch]

No you ape

[urban obsidian]

wdf\

what abt the company

[rigid aurora]

later

[supple parrot]

I mean if they give bound leaps I have to use em

[wind dagger]

[rigid aurora]

i wanna play deimos

[urban obsidian]

we 2v2 with degen linair frfr

[rigid aurora]

fr fr

[supple parrot]

Can either hit 1630 on main or go towards 1620 on paly

[robust birch]

I'm not playing r6 you bozo ass ex dee

[swift lava]

Today I’ll make an exception cause I wanna do my raids before the weekend so I can play other games

[urban obsidian]

@rugged lynx yo kid wakey wakey

[hearty gazelle]

No shot and to pay gold for the honing taps

[urban obsidian]

yes tf yo uare bitch

[rigid aurora]

yes you are

[robust birch]

I'm literally at work taking a shit

[supple parrot]

[robust birch]

No

[rigid aurora]

get off work

[swift lava]

Clocked in?

[robust birch]

Of course

[urban obsidian]

nah yuzu

[swift lava]

Getting paid to shit is the best

[urban obsidian]

i think we just clock in for the company

these mfs wont play

[swift lava]

Take your time man

[supple parrot]

U clock out to take a shit?

[swift lava]

I don’t work lol

[robust birch]

He doesn't even clock in

[swift lava]

I shit at home

[supple parrot]

Ok aly

[robust birch]

He pays his bills with his onlyfans

[tardy tusk]

Demote to client

[dark raft]

oh my god ppl who shit in public

are psychos

[swift lava]

ew im not a whore like icy

[robust birch]

[quartz turret]

like on the street?

[prime wind]

wtf icy isnt a whore

[robust birch]

Take it back

[prime wind]

take it back

[swift lava]

[supple parrot]

Wdym shit in public? Like in the middle of a street?

[toxic adder]

is there a solution to gatekeeping ?

[swift lava]

I love icy tho

[urban obsidian]

@dawn yacht @ancient tundra

@rigid aurora

[robust birch]

Take it back or

[dark raft]

espcially in usa where there arent bidets in public

[wind dagger]

You don't shit in public? Huh

[tardy tusk]

@nova garden

[urban obsidian]

[blissful rose]

Toilets have been around for a while

[swift lava]

He’s like the only coomer I enjoy talking to in here

[quartz turret]

hone

[dark raft]

i hold

[supple parrot]

I would not use a public bidet lol. That sounds nasty

[dark raft]

i hold 32 hrs

till im home

[robust birch]

You don't want water blasted up ur ass in public?

[swift lava]

See he comes in with sticker of sucking

[prime wind]

buneary just recycles her fluids

[quartz turret]

i need to do dailies

[tardy tusk]

Its trueee? you paid your bills with Fansly incoming?

[nova garden]

Sucking balls*

[quartz turret]

i need to raid

[swift lava]

Exactly

[quartz turret]

i cant do this anymore

[robust birch]

Buneary eats 1 meal a week and recycles it every day

[supple parrot]

I have bidet at home. As should everyone. But sharing it with strangers is kinda weird

[dark raft]

chuan we know u cannot hold it

u let it rip no matter what

[nova garden]

No, that all goes towards gacha and new outfits.

[prime wind]

chuan doesnt need to poop he just barfs

ass clean

[dark raft]

aye

[tardy tusk]

[hearty gazelle]

only if you answer this correct do you say 'gatorade" or "ghetoraid"

[dark raft]

thats so mean

[supple parrot]

We can raid on nae tonight

[robust birch]

Chuan gets water blasted up his ass

[wind dagger]

Bidet? Is that an American thing

[dark raft]

stop eating gluten chuan

fkn idiota

[wind dagger]

We use toilet paper

[swift lava]

Uh what

That’s everywhere thing

[quartz turret]

wym u'll just ditch me

[prime wind]

LOL

[wind dagger]

never saw that in my life

[swift lava]

Toilet paper nasty bro get some baby wipes

[blissful rose]

It's a "I like my ass clean" thing

[robust birch]

Bidet was a euro thing first wasn't it

[turbid oriole]

when hd2

[rigid aurora]

bro imagine not having a bidet im not gonna lie

[safe lark]

@silver hollow are you ready

[blissful rose]

[dark raft]

adriel still poops in a hole an buries it

[swift lava]

Bro got dingle berries

[wind dagger]

We do have wipes tho

[prime wind]

its a french word no?

[supple parrot]

No it’s an Asian thing that made its way to the USA. Ppl without bidets are actual underdeveloped monkeys tho

[turbid oriole]

sleepy joe

[wind dagger]

[rigid aurora]

true

me when i actually agree with chuan for once

[dark raft]

wet wipes are bad for the environment

[robust birch]

Ok ur giving raenyrong vibes now

[turbid oriole]

wtf just wet ur tp

[prime wind]

LOL

[supple parrot]

I only spit facts

[robust birch]

Whatever tf that idiot name was

[wind dagger]

wipe with your hand, then wash your hand, the primitive way

[dark raft]

u bet you guys use fkn plastic straws

WET TP

[swift lava]

So is plastic and it’s on everything so

[dark raft]

[supple parrot]

Who?

[turbid oriole]

[silver hollow]

Fam what am i ready for

[prime wind]

youre right lmao

[silver hollow]

[quartz turret]

its fine fuck the enviornment anyways

[robust birch]

The guy that got me temp perma banned

[dark raft]

fk those turtles thats what im saying fr rosey

[safe lark]

PVE

BUT WHY NAE APPEARS BEFORE EUC

[robust birch]

Because eu is shit

[silver hollow]

HUH

wdym isnt it extended

Someone has school we cant raid

[safe lark]

east is already in maintenance

[robust birch]

Linair moment

[dark raft]

oh rly

how long for east in american?

[turbid oriole]

cant harm the turtles if you eat them all first, right @ember tinsel

[wintry depot]

shut up

[prime wind]

wednesday night, linair on cue: degen can we clown today

[supple parrot]

Wdym? I use those too

[rigid aurora]

r6 time

[wintry depot]

prob like 1h

[dark raft]

ong turtle is yummy

[queen grail]

I'm sorry I can't hear you over my free healthcare

[robust birch]

Yep that's why I don't acknowledge it

[urban obsidian]

mf

[dark raft]

tyvm arna

[urban obsidian]

you solo

i wanna climb in league then clock in

[turbid oriole]

maybe you should go use that free healthcare if you cant hear

[supple parrot]

Turtle soup is great anyone who disagree just haven’t had it

[rigid aurora]

ok

and i wanna play deimos

[turbid oriole]

can confirm

[dark raft]

curried turtle

[wind dagger]

Turtle soup wtf

[dark raft]

is like curried beef

[queen grail]

wtf that's a wild thing to say.

[robust birch]

That free Healthcare is doing wonders for whatever disability u have

[quartz turret]

shark fin soup is great

[rigid aurora]

it's true

[queen grail]

Pass, takes away time to grind in lost ark

[turbid oriole]

can aslo confirm

[wind dagger]

who the fuck eats sharks

[dark raft]

idgi how the meat dothat

[prime wind]

literally tasteless

[rigid aurora]

i have never seen a bidet outside of my household anywhere else but japan

[prime wind]

u dumb

[dark raft]

[turbid oriole]

you dont eat the shark, you eat the fin of shark

[queen grail]

Can't just call people underdeveloped monkeys for not doing what you do that's kinda fucked up.

[supple parrot]

It’s not bad. But it’s cuz of the soup base. Shark fin it self has negligible flavor

[vale mountain]

/server

[rigid aurora]

ur a monkey

[wind dagger]

[rigid aurora]

u play wd

[dark raft]

omg monkey meat

[fervent ibex]

mod called you a monkey, its fact now

[queen grail]

You're not even a monkey, you're just a monke

[fervent ibex]

its joever for aly

[quartz turret]

ye

[prime wind]

which is why no point eating shark fin

[urban obsidian]

im a monkey

[rigid aurora]

yeah you are

[dawn yacht]

the is shark fin soup and also salty shark jerky

[dark raft]

hawt

[tardy tusk]

reject humanity, become monke.

[supple parrot]

It’s every where in kr too in public restrooms. In private homes, everyone who isn’t a monkey has one

[urban obsidian]

ooh ooh aah aah 🐒

[cedar zealot]

You a lil bro

[dark raft]

the shark meat is better than the fin

[dawn yacht]

@ancient tundra where you at bro

[west mountain]

sharks not bad, alligator is better

[turbid oriole]

wtf r u from canadian parliment
Comparing people to vermin or excrement could prompt hate-speech probe under online harms bill, officials say
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-online-harms-act-probe/

[prime wind]

alligator slaps

[rigid aurora]

yes

[queen grail]

Canada > America.

[turbid oriole]

tastes like chicken

[prime wind]

but feels like fish

[supple parrot]

Who here doesn’t have a bidet?

[west mountain]

alligator and kangaroo are both amazing protines if cooked right

[supple parrot]

We should ban them all

[quartz turret]

tru they have better food

[turbid oriole]

chicken of the sea

but those r frog legs

[dark raft]

wtflip you getting aligators in toronto dustin

[rigid aurora]

martian do you have a bidet

[turbid oriole]

i dont but i want

[rigid aurora]

wtf

ban

[queen grail]

Chuan has bidet and he RMT, so everyone who has a bide RMT? Ok, good to know.

[dark raft]

some snow gators fr

[west mountain]

i mean toronto is a culinary mecca, you can find anything here

[wintry depot]

no XD

[prime wind]

they have importers lol

[tiny cairn]

south america live boys

[prime wind]

i bought it at st lawrence market a big ass gator filet

[dark raft]

woah

[supple parrot]

Frogs are delicious. But u can’t get good organic ones here in the states. They are abnormally large here

[turbid oriole]

maybe before justin blackface turdeau took over

but definitely not fucking now

[rigid aurora]

@urban obsidian LOL

[west mountain]

love that market

[rigid aurora]

I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED TODAY

[dark raft]

ive only had gator in fl

[leaden jewel]

R.i.p. to NA west players going for the 1000 days perfect attendance

[dark raft]

[turbid oriole]

get reported

[queen grail]

Toxic!

[rigid aurora]

oh nvm

[queen grail]

TOXIC!

[urban obsidian]

LMAO

[tardy tusk]

Rip bozo

[delicate sandal]

Frog legs

[prime wind]

did u have it as nuggies

[supple parrot]

What a shocker. Toxic green names

[quartz turret]

damn now im forced to play genshin

[rigid aurora]

wrong

[sand marsh]

awesome video. still not included but is ok. the memo clip was fckin hilarious

[urban obsidian]

have decided to quit lost ark because maintenance is too long and since the servers been down i have found peace and happiness i realized how much lost ark has blocked my vision and made me blurred to the beauty of reality and how green the grass is and blue the sky is. I am now one with nature and has given up my rights to play lost ark and let it hold me back from my potential life is just beginning for me and i won’t go back all my things will be thrown on the ground when the servers are up

[fervent ibex]

that shit still tracks, i know cuz my old ass PC broke down for 3 days and I still managed to continue my 365-day statue achievement

[tardy tusk]

Play baldurs instead.

[quartz turret]

i dont have it

[queen grail]

Yea, NOW! But how long until you call someone a monke again? OH wait you already did!

[dawn yacht]

have decided to quit lost ark because maintenance is too long and since the servers been down i have found peace and happiness i realized how much lost ark has blocked my vision and made me blurred to the beauty of reality and how green the grass is and blue the sky is. I am now one with nature and has given up my rights to play lost ark and let it hold me back from my potential life is just beginning for me and i won’t go back all my things will be thrown on the ground when the servers are up

[queen grail]

Toxic mod!

[tidal sleet]

have decided to quit lost ark because maintenance is too long and since the servers been down i have found peace and happiness i realized how much lost ark has blocked my vision and made me blurred to the beauty of reality and how green the grass is and blue the sky is. I am now one with nature and has given up my rights to play lost ark and let it hold me back from my potential life is just beginning for me and i won’t go back all my things will be thrown on the ground when the servers are up

[rigid aurora]

my bad monkey

[quartz merlin]

have decided to quit lost ark because maintenance is too long and since the servers been down i have found peace and happiness i realized how much lost ark has blocked my vision and made me blurred to the beauty of reality and how green the grass is and blue the sky is. I am now one with nature and has given up my rights to play lost ark and let it hold me back from my potential life is just beginning for me and i won’t go back all my things will be thrown on the ground when the servers are up

[fervent ibex]

mods

MODS

[turbid oriole]

barely any

[urban obsidian]

mods

MODS

[tardy tusk]

buy it

[fervent ibex]

MOTS

[urban obsidian]

wait

EW

[fervent ibex]

MAWTS

[urban obsidian]

IM ON THE SAME SEVER AS SHINN AFTER MERGE

[quartz turret]

new dbd dlc

[fervent ibex]

?

[rigid aurora]

ima try this new vs ai thing

might be good for warmup

[urban obsidian]

yo

[quartz turret]

ill get it on sale

[urban obsidian]

it might be yeh

[fervent ibex]

didnt we already establish we're not?

[tardy tusk]

dbd

[dark raft]

EW

[quartz turret]

[dark raft]

dbd sucks

[urban obsidian]

arent you

galatur

[fervent ibex]

can u fucking evolve past your french-canadian memory and remember shit for longer than 3 days?

[turbid oriole]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT POST THIS IN OFFICIAL LOST ARK DISCORD

[fervent ibex]

are you fucking ill

[tardy tusk]

who new?

[urban obsidian]

???

what

[cedar zealot]

Send me gems

[prime wind]

only losers and degen are on galatur

[urban obsidian]

are you not galatur?

[fervent ibex]

no???

[urban obsidian]

oh wait

ur avesta

[fervent ibex]

NO???

ARE YOU ILL

[urban obsidian]

what

WAIT

[quartz turret]

goth girl

[urban obsidian]

WHERE AR EYOU LMAOO

[silver hollow]

[fervent ibex]

YOU JUST ASKED ME THIS 2 DAYS AGO

YOU GOLDFISH MEMORY ASS BITTCH

[quartz turret]

the killer is ugly as shit

[delicate sandal]

Anyone in regulus now?

Welcome

[supple parrot]

I’m tired of u clowns just copy pasta anything that’s over 3 lines. Fucking underdeveloped monkeys, probably don’t even own a bidet. Can’t think for ur selves, that’s why yall just regurgitate the same shit without knowing the facts. The fact is I’m f2p and I hone with bounds, 1620 is literally free and yall are clowns

[tardy tusk]

no idea.

[cedar zealot]

Server up?

[prime wind]

innana has the best players now and setsura

[quartz turret]

I’m tired of u clowns just copy pasta anything that’s over 3 lines. Fucking underdeveloped monkeys, probably don’t even own a bidet. Can’t think for ur selves, that’s why yall just regurgitate the same shit without knowing the facts. The fact is I’m f2p and I hone with bounds, 1620 is literally free and yall are clowns

[tardy tusk]

I’m tired of u clowns just copy pasta anything that’s over 3 lines. Fucking underdeveloped monkeys, probably don’t even own a bidet. Can’t think for ur selves, that’s why yall just regurgitate the same shit without knowing the facts. The fact is I’m f2p and I hone with bounds, 1620 is literally free and yall are clown

[dark raft]

dude ludwig made bidets affordable

[tidal sleet]

I’m tired of u clowns just copy pasta anything that’s over 3 lines. Fucking underdeveloped monkeys, probably don’t even own a bidet. Can’t think for ur selves, that’s why yall just regurgitate the same shit without knowing the facts. The fact is I’m f2p and I hone with bounds, 1620 is literally free and yall are clowns

[cedar zealot]

I’m tired of u clowns just copy pasta anything that’s over 3 lines. Fucking underdeveloped monkeys, probably don’t even own a bidet. Can’t think for ur selves, that’s why yall just regurgitate the same shit without knowing the facts. The fact is I’m f2p and I hone with bounds, 1620 is literally free and yall are clown

[hearty gazelle]

+1

[fervent ibex]

MAWTS

ANY MAWTS IN CHAT

[dark raft]

u dont gotta live like a animal anymore

[turbid oriole]

LKAJLKDLKSAJD WHAT TEH LITERAL 1984 BULLSHIT

[hearty gazelle]

I’m tired of u clowns just copy pasta anything that’s over 3 lines. Fucking underdeveloped monkeys, probably don’t even own a bidet. Can’t think for ur selves, that’s why yall just regurgitate the same shit without knowing the facts. The fact is I’m f2p and I hone with bounds, 1620 is literally free and yall are clown

[thorn sluice]

🤣🤣

[turbid oriole]

you cant type quit lost ark in offical lost ark server

[thorn sluice]

I’m tired of u clowns just copy pasta anything that’s over 3 lines. Fucking underdeveloped monkeys, probably don’t even own a bidet. Can’t think for ur selves, that’s why yall just regurgitate the same shit without knowing the facts. The fact is I’m f2p and I hone with bounds, 1620 is literally free and yall are clown

[charred void]

you probably can, just once

[dawn yacht]

[fervent ibex]

like you shouldnt or you literally cant? shit get u muted or wut

cuz thats funny

if u literally cant

[turbid oriole]

you literally cant https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098792457623310366/1217589182415769630/image.png?ex=6604934a&is=65f21e4a&hm=67539c94d7c375040f744dbdc1af6a0969f2224dd0d5bef6bfd0ec2809666611&

[delicate sandal]

Is server up? I got a ton of dailies and busses to do

[charred void]

i mean i would ban you too if you wrote "i quit lost ark"

[supple parrot]

I mean u can literally go to Costco and get one for like 200 bucks or something

[tardy tusk]

#889990467889037342 message

nah

[fervent ibex]

LMAO is "quit" censored??

[turbid oriole]

wtf

[tardy tusk]

i can

[turbid oriole]

howd u do that

[tardy tusk]

wtf u yapping

[prime wind]

skill issue

[turbid oriole]

i cant do the copypasta

[tardy tusk]

Prob u in a blacklist

[dark raft]

!!!!

[prime wind]

martian on a shitlist

[tidal sleet]

Loa official server

[turbid oriole]

have decided to quit lost ark because maintenance is too long and since the servers been down i have found peace and happiness i realized how much lost ark has blocked my vision and made me blurred to the beauty of reality and how green the grass is and blue the sky is. I am now one with nature and has given up my rights to play lost ark and let it hold me back from my potential life is just beginning for me and i won’t go back all my things will be thrown on the ground when the servers are up

[dark raft]

guys you dont have to just sit there w poopy on your butt

[turbid oriole]

post that

[tardy tusk]

ok brb

[dark raft]

[thorn sluice]

As Italian I never tried a wc whitout bidet , but how do you guys wash after poop ?

[fervent ibex]

they dont

they wipe and call it a day

[prime wind]

usually i just hover the sink

[wintry depot]

i take a shower everytime i go pee

[tiny cairn]

bidet is superior in all ways to toilet paper

[steel minnow]

huh

[thorn sluice]

You are supposed to use both

[turbid oriole]

dont use justin's sink

[thorn sluice]

And a soap too

[dark raft]

why do you think most women hate the averge american male its like uncommon for tehm to wash asss

[rigid aurora]

@urban obsidian i just died to an ai kapkan trap

[thorn sluice]

[rigid aurora]

[wintry depot]

toilet paper is so shit

[thorn sluice]

Rly or joking?

[turbid oriole]

when is hd2

[dark raft]

so true

[prime wind]

i have two sinks u can use teh non bidet one

[supple parrot]

Wdym how. I push the button. Then I wipe with paper towel to be extra clean

[thorn sluice]

[tardy tusk]

https://i.postimg.cc/Nf5GStN7/imagen-2024-03-13-164816822.png yeah the ENTIRE copypasta its blacklisted.

[ancient tundra]

I m here

[dark raft]

im not kidding its like side joke when it comes to american men

[tardy tusk]

"quit" its not.

[ancient tundra]

Wassup

[thorn sluice]

Aah you have the smart wc like Japanese

[dark raft]

cuz most parts of teh world they own bidets

[dawn yacht]

we starting soon

[fervent ibex]

there's like a Reddit Hall of Fame post of this guy who said even washing his asshole in the shower was "too gay"

so u can imagine his hygiene

[ancient tundra]

Aighto pog

[supple parrot]

That’s what we are referring to when we say bidet nowadays

[thorn sluice]

[turbid oriole]

wtf how much calluses do you have on your anal sphincter, what the fuck paper towel

[supple parrot]

Toilet paper

[dark raft]

theres men that shower once a day knowing full well they dont wash ass

let that sink in

[dawn yacht]

medoo will join in later most likely

[sand marsh]

wait. NAW 27 hour mainteance?

[turbid oriole]

whats the sink doing outside

[prime wind]

[supple parrot]

Before I had bidet I was using flushable baby wet wipes to wipe my butt

[dark raft]

wait

[charred void]

at least they are not bald

[fervent sigil]

[turbid oriole]

what the fuck those arent flushable

[fervent ibex]

they make flushable kinds dumbass LOL

[tardy tusk]

https://i.postimg.cc/PfMK9sLx/imagen-2024-03-13-165000254.png

[dark raft]

all of this started cuz of chuan

[ancient tundra]

Ok then

[low nebula]

i feel a bait
everybody knows they are not flushable

[supple parrot]

They make ones that literallly says flushable and is fine if u have modern plumbing

[turbid oriole]

[supple parrot]

[dark raft]

btw talking about his weak body

[prime wind]

it is flushable in some sewage systems. u have to check by your local sewage system

[low nebula]

did you ask a plummer? 😄

[dawn yacht]

but yuzu playing r6 vs ai

[supple parrot]

I mean I used it for years and never had an issue

[thorn sluice]

[sand marsh]

https://youtu.be/lNGDHecUB5s?si=NUtqzncVRiNl0T-E

[low nebula]

maybe your neighbour below was fucked
that was going for me in one rental years ago

[supple parrot]

https://www.target.com/p/charmin-flushable-wipes-4pk-40ct/-/A-14127403?sidd=995S&ref=tgt_adv_xsp&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tmnv&DFA=71700000116264316&CPNG=PLA_DVM%2Ba064R000015PQsBQAW-P%26G_HP_Family+Care_Google+Search_Standard+Shopping_2023-2024-1140280&adgroup=PLA_P%26G_HP&LID=700000001393753pgs&network=g&device=m&location=9033256&gad_source=4&gbraid=0AAAAAD-5dfZVbjyElUcvXu5jGtf55f4uf&gclid=Cj0KCQjwncWvBhD_ARIsAEb2HW-tlW4zD7KxM8YQSzyJeuZpLdgumlsG6FXhzelcXstssb1xcpV-53AaArG6EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

It literally says flushable dude

And I’ve used it in China too and it was flushing fine

[faint grove]

everything is flushable if you try hard enough

[supple parrot]

[sand marsh]

flush dn how bout dat

[fervent ibex]

its not flushable until he gets his "plummer" to approve it

stfu ur not a plummer guy

[ancient tundra]

Well let s test if everything works

For mizu

First

[stark thicket]

[dawn yacht]

why would it not work ?

[supple parrot]

[ancient tundra]

Remember last time when it was broken

For some ppl

[supple parrot]

I mean if u guys don’t own a bidet or use wet wipes then I am truly speaking with monkeys here

[prime wind]

Consumer Reports did find that after soaking overnight, two of the products did break down, Cottonelle and Scotts. But even after 12 hours, the ones from Charmin and Equate still stayed in one piece. Consumer Reports advice, if you use these products don't flush them down the toilet.

[low nebula]

it is actually how it is
in older buildings, you GET FUCKED if you flush anything which is not basically water soluble

[supple parrot]

Don’t care. Flush them for years with no issue

[prime wind]

i mean its good that there were no issues

[dawn yacht]

@urban obsidian disable brutal company plus and weather multiplier in the modpack before you launch modded lethal

[dark raft]

why wont my snip tool work

[supple parrot]

I literally brought packages back to China and use them there too and it was fine

[prime wind]

no images

[dark raft]

its right but wont paste

[turbid oriole]

l'chaim 🇮🇱 🍆 ✂️

[dark raft]

excuse me

[low nebula]

you mean image here?
cos its literally 1984 and mods disabled all the things

[supple parrot]

Once u start using these u will never want to use dry toilet paper again

[dark raft]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[spice crypt]

it says flusable on the package and you are able to flush it down the toilet, but it still clogs the water treatment plant

[sand marsh]

whats wrong with toilet paper

[dark raft]

tyvm

[prime wind]

i have them, just dont flush them

[queen grail]

Trash server, get up already.

[low nebula]

invest into bidet
best investment in my life.

[sand marsh]

bidet is kinda sus

[prime wind]

not a big deal, just put them in the trash like the female hygiene stuff

[fervent ibex]

reduce, reuse, recycle

[supple parrot]

Ain’t my problem

[dark raft]

i was trying to show u it said "Use only in well-maintained plumbing systems"

[supple parrot]

It’s like saying what’s wrong with eating hot pockets everyday. U can do it if u want. But there are better alternatives

[prime wind]

are u watching anime @sand marsh

[charred void]

lost arkers 10h without access to the servers and they start a discussion about shitting

[sand marsh]

toilet paper is fine sir. dont reinvent the wheel

[dark raft]

LOL

[sand marsh]

why

[queen grail]

Wet wipes aren't flushable

[dark raft]

FR i blame chuan

[prime wind]

is that a yes

[dark raft]

fkn shitter dog

[sand marsh]

no.

[wind dagger]

[supple parrot]

No it’s not. If u don’t have one ur no better than a monkey wiping their butt with leafs or something

[rugged lynx]

It is 8 am on a Thursday

[bold aspen]

about how to wipe your ass in different ways. real crackheads

[prime wind]

we were wondering what you would be doing on this maintenance

[dark raft]

always complaining about your constipation

[spice crypt]

using hot pockets every day - ouch that sounds painful

[low nebula]

only mature left in chat i guess, since in those times people do speak about what matters

[dark raft]

and barfing issues

[queen grail]

Imagine clogging up your sewer system with "flushable" wipes, there aren't a thing like flushable wet wipes smh

[sand marsh]

nah man. bidet is super sus.

i would never use it

[dawn yacht]

we had drugs alcohol condoms height and weight cosplays maid outfits now we got bidet and shitting with flushable wipes

[wintry depot]

i just trash the wet wipes

[fervent ibex]

whats sus about them?

[thorn sluice]

How do you was your ass if you don’t have a bidet or a smart wc

[bold aspen]

just flush them

[supple parrot]

Dude. Invest in one. U will be much happier

[dark raft]

literally chuan gambles everytime he flushes one of those badboys

[prime wind]

chuan tried to eat a flushable wipe and it didnt pass so he threw up

[fervent ibex]

wait but i wanna hear his reasoning, whats sus about a bidet

[sand marsh]

[wintry depot]

in the shower

[dark raft]

its like cutting rocks or elixirs

[charred void]

in 15 hours they discuss who has the biggest futa cock in history

[thorn sluice]

You take a shower every time you poop ?

[supple parrot]

Is it a gamble if I’ve never lost?

[thorn sluice]

Dafuq

[fervent ibex]

if you say some shit like "getting ur ass wet makes u gay" u need to blend ur balls

[bold aspen]

there is no way you take a shit then walk over to your shower to clean yourself ?

[wintry depot]

do you poop 10 times a day?

[dark raft]

not yet cuz plumping hasnt backed up YET

[thorn sluice]

2

[dawn yacht]

@bold aspen see bro told you fayten into massive futa cocks

[thorn sluice]

2 shower per day

[sand marsh]

no. im just not comfortable with water getting propelled into my ass. rather just use toilet paper

[thorn sluice]

Are you kidding me

[bold aspen]

[wintry depot]

i cant use toilet paper so i do that or use wetwipes

[sand marsh]

[supple parrot]

If it haven’t in 10 years I doubt it ever will

[prime wind]

what do u do in the shower when u wash your butt

[dark raft]

i told u alrdy most american dudes shower 1 time and shit 5

[turbid oriole]

he dont, thats gay

[bold aspen]

well just use the wipes and flush them no need for a shower or anything else

[supple parrot]

Ain’t no body shitting 5 times a day

[dark raft]

u

[supple parrot]

[sand marsh]

i dont put the shower head directly on my ass. thats different wtf

[dawn yacht]

he is a lost case man

[wintry depot]

shower was confortable when i had ass surgery

[thorn sluice]

5 times a day

[spice crypt]

moar roughage

[dark raft]

[turbid oriole]

wtf ass surgery

[bold aspen]

yep

[supple parrot]

So u just have a unclean ass

[thorn sluice]

dafuq you eating bruh

[turbid oriole]

brazillian butt lift?

[dark raft]

i need th game to come back so this can stop

[bold aspen]

u had what now

[fervent ibex]

idk if u think a bidet's water pressure is enough to literally penetrate you, but that shits adjustable, and much cleaner than TP

[dark raft]

i am too idle

[prime wind]

STRAIGHT OUT THE OTHER END

[sand marsh]

your telling me you take the shower head, and put it directly near ur ass? what the

[fervent ibex]

TP is just smudging it to your skin really. you wipe off the excess, but that shits still on there and it stinks

[wintry depot]

just a surgery to remove hemorroids

[thorn sluice]

[bold aspen]

[dark raft]

oh my lord

[wintry depot]

but ass surgery was funnier

[turbid oriole]

depends if you want a good time or not

[sand marsh]

[tardy tusk]

https://www.playlostark.com/en-us/support/server-status NaE now appear

[fervent ibex]

bro how is it 2024 and we're still debating basic hygiene

[supple parrot]

No u use a bidet like a normal person. Not a monkey

[dark raft]

ik its rly rly bad

nvm

[prime wind]

buneary is having a stroke reading scalps hygiene

[spice crypt]

well considering many of these posts today - maybe inserting as well

[dark raft]

i cant say it 🍃

[dawn yacht]

[azure valley]

scalp about to get his mind blown people wash their butts

[bold aspen]

what even is this chat rn

[supple parrot]

2024 and ppl still don’t own a bidet. HOW

[steel minnow]

/serverstatus

fck

XDDD

[dark raft]

he blocked me for a damn reason

i cant

[turbid oriole]

BALTHOR

[sand marsh]

idk im jus going off what i was told.

[turbid oriole]

BALTHORR UP

[dawn yacht]

lost ark withdrawal hitting in again

[turbid oriole]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[wind dagger]

Totally normal chat of mature individuals

[bold aspen]

very hard

[low nebula]

servers up?

[dark raft]

just SHIT TLKIN

WAITING for servers

[bold aspen]

ofc you show up when they talk about wiping their ass and taking shits

[sand marsh]

ive never used one, yeah. but i was told bidet feels weird.

[azure valley]

closer to a water fountain than a fire hose

[turbid oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944360270317363250/1217592976427978783/image.png?ex=660496d3&is=65f221d3&hm=032809e859e92eb9696cc00843fb639df321efdf1708348413cc3a5955177586&

[fervent ibex]

i just remembered they institutionalized the doctor who said hand-washing helps prevent germs from spreading and can save ur life back in the 1840s

why am i even asking why people are debating

[supple parrot]

If u have shit on ur hand r u just gonna clean it with paper or u gonna wash it with water?

[dawn yacht]

they gonna start shaking soon

[thorn sluice]

I rly didn’t imagine there was still people taking a shower after pooping instead of just buying a bidet , if you take a shower 1) you waste water 2) takes more time 3) multiple times a day which is bad for you skin anyway

[low nebula]

deos it let you in?

[thorn sluice]

Taking shower everyday is bad for you skin , dunno if some1 told you already

[sand marsh]

wash it with my hand. but hand is different

[prime wind]

hes just gonna let the water fall from his head to clean it

[thorn sluice]

Imagine taking 2 shower a day just cuz I poop 2 times

[turbid oriole]

idk thats not my ss

[azure valley]

[wintry depot]

unles you have a problematic skin that u need to take shower every day

[thorn sluice]

You are are 4th world country

[supple parrot]

? Why wouldn’t u wash ur ass then

[azure valley]

you wipe your butt bare handed?

[dark raft]

damn snark

[fervent ibex]

scalp ik i give u shit sometimes but im genuinely grossed out LOL

[azure valley]

wtf

[thorn sluice]

Exceptions

[dark raft]

donate a bidet then damn

[fervent ibex]

this is a wild take

[willow minnow]

who need baths , fish live in water and they still smell fishy

[hearty gazelle]

no coupons for ass paper

[sand marsh]

ive never used one so im jus going off what i was told man.

and sometimes i cant trust this chat

[wintry depot]

but i think i cant install a bidet on my toilet anyway

[thorn sluice]

I would , In Italy a decent bidet is 80 euro

[dark raft]

yeah its cheap here too

[prime wind]

TRUST US WHEN WE SAY TO WASH YOUR BUTT

[supple parrot]

I mean a smart bidet should be in everyone’s home. It is an essential product

[dark raft]

and easy to install

[rigid aurora]

nah bro @urban obsidian these bots literally just lock on your head

LOL

[thorn sluice]

Remove the old wc and take a smart wc

[wintry depot]

so wetwipes it is

[dark raft]

some ppl jsut dunno better

[wintry depot]

u donate the money?

[thorn sluice]

I still have classic wc + separate bidet

[fervent ibex]

okay but ur ACTIVELY denying it, its okay to say ur ignorant, but u earlier said "dont re-invent the wheel" ‼️

[dark raft]

its funnier to talk about them not washing or using one tho

[thorn sluice]

But ye smart wc is the way

Japan had it 10 years ago

[dark raft]

[thorn sluice]

[supple parrot]

Invest in a smart bidet. It will make ur life much better

[safe lark]

we won't waste place for bathroom

[sand marsh]

that was for flushable wipes, which ive never heard anyone use until now. but ya i prolly live under a rock

[thorn sluice]

I should , ur right

[dark raft]

the warm seat

makes u wanna just stay there

[wintry depot]

can u buy a bidet for me

[dark raft]

especially in winter

[dawn yacht]

[prime wind]

i actually dont like seat warming function

[safe lark]

gaming room with big bed and TV

[prime wind]

but thats just me

[wind dagger]

Wdym, I put toilet paper on the seat

[turbid oriole]

nah you use the 2 girls that had the one cup

[dawn yacht]

now its getting weird

[safe lark]

and toitoi outside

[thorn sluice]

1 coffe per day saved = smart wc after 1 year

[supple parrot]

It’s nice

[thorn sluice]

[wintry depot]

i dont drink coffee

[dark raft]

why u putting toilet paper on your own seat

[turbid oriole]

its like when you have to shit at a public place and you sit down the seat already warm

[prime wind]

[thorn sluice]

You don’t drink WHAT ?

[wind dagger]

I ain't sitting there with my cold ass legs

[wintry depot]

i only drink water

[thorn sluice]

How can some1 don’t drink coffee

[wintry depot]

and hot chocolate

[thorn sluice]

[prime wind]

nah seats just never cold, i dont live in a fridge

no need to heat on

[wind dagger]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

[queen grail]

Give me my freaking server!

[west mountain]

3/4 NAE servers are up

[fluid meadow]

[safe lark]

Gienah enjoyers > rat(s)ik

[queen grail]

Coffee taste like shit.

[thorn sluice]

Did eu channels spawn ?

[dawn yacht]

right and your overcome is what ? putting toilet paper on your own toilet seat ?

[storm kite]

🐀

[tardy tusk]

i saw a copy pasta about ratik