#lost-ark-discussions
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its probably going to not give that much though because they're also selling a "paid express" on the side

flexing sonavel 
if u knew u would know
any frogs in chat
kek, it's what happens when rent is too high, jobs are bad, and the patriarchy still exists with people complaining that women don't want to have kids
yeah
but better than just the paid express thing
yah bro honestly if you do the bare minimum you'll have an easier time

you need to have qualifying tencent social credit though
but the requirement is insanely low anyways
yeah
like even gold farmers that have been temp banned qualify
so basically as long as u havent been to jail ez
Imagine wanting a wife, so much work, and less time to play lost ark.
as long as you havent been constantly reported and temp banned yeah
what if she plays lost ark too
just get a wife that plays lost ark
my girlfriend plays lost ark with m
just dont have a baby
and ur solid

And then If she's Zdps I'm forced to carry her each raid? Nah bro, pass.
LMAO
Yea kids are the problem not wife
my girl is an artist/wardancer main
Just make her playsupport
that's the materials given by the paid express
as long as we finish the raid we gucci
Smh, 40% brand update wife is the fastest way to divorce.
im the one jailing not her
on god
reminds me the mf on Blade and Soul, his girlfriend was even worse than me but they replaced me with her for static raids cause psy
Train her to be better
have a kid = no more lost ark
400 rmb if bought before march 19th, 540 rmb if bought after
Im woman and have better uptime than that
tf is valkyrie
bro i dont wanna die alone
What a simp, the correct move would be to break up with her and marry you.

my girlfriend is better at mechanics than me
LOL
We all die alone tho, unless you plan to die together with someone 
she only plays to buy skins though
it's not actually valkyrie if you read the chinese
drink the coolaid 
the correct move was to NTR him but i dont like NTR and i also had a gf already back then
AYO NTR
NTR IS TRASH!
Say it after me.
NTR, Is, Trash.
NTR. IS. TRASH
Thanks.
i love ntr



@obtuse oyster Please ban, this is illegal.
you would 
you'll never be alone if u play lost ark
IT'S A JOKE GUYS
I just saw a good movie @rigid aurora @burnt tree
CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
thats not very surprising considering where its from
cheating is pretty normal in Japan
what movie

what was it
you can see interviews of people admitting to cheating/thinking it's okay to hceat
cheat
gotta make her play support but not "make her" TALK her slowly into it.
huh just let her play what's fun
it's a joke i like cute things and humans that have cat ears

i play support for him not for me tyvm
The green book @burnt tree
breh that's gotta be boring though

I like to play support
Supporting my bf is just bonus 
ye
oh wait
better
if you like playing it that's fun
my girlfriend hated bard but she really likes artist
was that the one with the scene of the dude getting out from the back looking at a bunch of slaves or osmething
I eould never play something for someone xD
segg?
we love lost ark!
oh it was
Thats why im abandoning my bards oups
we dont

Yeah sure
yah bard dedge
Yes,
but not sure if they are slaves tho.
yeah
that movie is good
Just unlucky that my main is bard
kek, my gf's main used to be igniter sorc
u wouldnt even know it was aragorn
she came back to find out it's dogshit now

Bard most populr class
so that's been scrapped
wtf

My bf's main is igniter xDD
ACTING
ayo
We complaining both
ok well yeah i wouldn't know cuz i've never watched anything lotr related
y'all both got screwed
wtf
@obtuse oyster id like to swap one SH for aeromancer pls
Prayge for mage rework
? lotr? it was fine
no reword

Segg?
It's a movie based on real people.

yeah
i tried it 3 times, passed out every single time
LOTR seems so boring
something about it diverging from the books and being super rushed
It was actally really good, I crie a bit
@rigid aurora
Anyone free to help with the barricade at mt zagoras? been at it for like 30 minutes solo
oh its ok scouring of the shire is more of an epilogue anyway
now i know how to get muted
what u do this time
That being said
There was some really weird ass laws in US back in the day @rigid aurora
maybe i watched

like what 
basically after saving the world they save their hometown - u can see why they made the decision
yeah i googled it after i said segg
Bruh, there was a sign in the movie "Only whites allowed in city state after sundown"
like huh?
ah
well if you know US history it kinda makes sense (sense as in it's happened before similarly)
back then people had their own bathrooms and water fountains based on race
whats my race
yeah the whole premise of the movie is a list of places written in the "green book"
lol the U.S. had a lot of seggregation
cat
its a very good movie
say meow eugene
green book good movie
also u get to see aragorn fist hot dogs


meow
cat
aly do you have weird laws in norway
@prime wind average mizu 1v9 
Hmmm.
had to imbrace my inner anton rq
om
i feel like my simulator operator gave me a win with this zeals google doc
i hate him sm
always doing well on the
classic mizu
its illegal to own pitbull terrier
This scene must be a lie, no one can eat this much. 

why is it illegal mr aly
ne fr
i still hear notifications aly. i would ask u to refrain from interacting with my messages and posts as it is not allowed by moderation
wtf

Oh, I mean,
I'm sure there's a reason for it.
i still hear notifications aly. i would ask u to refrain from interacting with my messages and posts as it is not allowed by moderation
Don't join in on the conversation about the movie then Justin.
any of you guys ever watched Meet Joe Black?
is that the brad pitt movie
Only meet joe mama
damn Norway OP
i want to lick young brad pitt face

wtf eugene a covid superspreader
yeah that one
oh my god
Thats a lil gayge
@obtuse oyster

im a real boy now
i do not speak norwegian ong

so late
These are banned @burnt tree 
im a grown up adult but still, young brad pitt is so handsome
im a dps main 
@devout fractal is this your NA alt account 
and those cards dont drop
i got los30 before lwc too wdym
LOL
i used 11 selectors on armen
he was soooo handsome i mean he still is handsome
priest?
yeah i had everyone else maxed
why tho
we get a free Priest Armen in March
cause i already had los30
id rather use it on lwc than klc
i use old leg card selector for akkan
just need 5 alberhastic cards yet
you could have saved O N E ENTIRE SELECTOR
thank god ghost ship exist
would have had it maxed if i didnt greed for demon damage

those are easy, epic selector from chaos
@obtuse oyster TARIC IS THE TARGONIA ASPECT OF THE PROTECTOR ICEE LOOK
do u have 5 demon dmg yet 
meanwhile for MoS im missing the fucking bee
its been weeks
12/15
Is KLC30 overrated?
yes
respectable

almost done
sufer in hell sathona
KLC18 is good enough for whatever requires it atm
winners win so i do not suffer
THOSE WERE SPARKLE PULLS
Is echidna or thaemine weak to klc?
im not interested in her
im struggling to get that green card phantom knight for mos30
i probably get her and the lc
Lol
idk wtf this means but u will burn and roast like a little pig
i didnt ask for ur fetish keep it to urself

if u poke holes in his skin itll be nice and tasty and wont bubble
yep a nice crispy layer
buneary is burnt out
Lol
bro, roasted pig is delicious. specially that one delicacy from ph (lechon). ask yuzu shes half ph
Ohh ye
nah i like chinese more than lechon style
i like the less bubbly skin
why you use roasted pig as an insult thats delicious. use me instead.
u are racist
Bro the places in Markham have been so shit lately
thats why they poke the skin
For those
tis true. its sad when foody supermarket is better than half of those nowadays

ppl that get mad at me are weak little men or they thems
foody supermarket siu yuk and tnt char siu are the benchmarks that bbq places should try to beat 
Fucking 9 stacks on G3 Cube and cleared 

char siu boring
go sleep
Speaking of Ph
its delicious tho
Longanisa is so good
10
its 6 pm i wont go to bed

you love those sausages huh ocean


yuzu a lil glizzy gobbler
wtf

Seems they are banned because they are viewed as dogs who are particularly aggressive, fight willing and endurance
and cavalier king charles spaniel
is banned due to a large % of them are afflicted with hereditary diseases. 
๐ญ
how about u gobble this glizzy

ok furry

if only people know how pinoy plays dota

put tank in a mall
damn
do u guys order suckling for new years
classic

Looking good medoo
Rat god
doinworkhk ovr here

where did u guys get it from this year
Bald guy
Why u snake
panda express 
Mf
RAT GOD prince
rmt

Its that food caferia in mcnicoll near midland chakos

Its like a elderly home near there
that one is actually pretty good nice
yeah my grandma used to be there
Oo
the place with the lo po bang
right
they used to have a good hk french toast place in that food court
Yeah think there is a bakery near it

Same plaza
ye
Where is sexy bard skins?
@burnt tree rumor is that cn express will give 5x3 and level 6 gems but no confirmation yet, could be copium
@obtuse oyster DO SOMETHING.
i'd say it's copium because free 5x3 sounds a bit too good to be true
thats a lot for CN
but at the same time they've lost so many players it's kind of about time they need to be a bit more generous especially to new/returning players
lmao
Prob for limited time smells like huge copium
No way they do it
only the pay pigs left? Kapp
Finally god damn

https://youtu.be/vgC-15be3YU?si=G2tCbUhRNtMp36jO @obtuse oyster
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me so i will be able to watch na complain because 20h maint
U got snacks ?
For that day
I bought some
i will buy chips
it would be the same as our express, so limited duration
i got banned from the official discord so i cant see the real malding anymore
feels rough
usually itll be naw that waits a bit longer 
or maybe popcorn
but yeah nobody knows at the moment
its just a generic maintenance tomorrow
Pog
doesnt matter
we'll know in 30 mins
Boo
surely 20th

no shot they let u use ur bday bash on a new class
on top of the express/road to thaemine etc
when team walks into my airstrike and orbital strike 
thats too generous for ags

no
u threw ur shit on ur teammates
13 or 20
6 is impossible at 99%

or they wouldve done some teaser on twitter
13 is normal maintenance
anyone knows the average date of the mokoko express thing for all the honing helps ? (ik its in march when breaker release)
So 20 then
i actually didnt 
we have 0 info
?
Content patches r biweekly right?
no?
No ?

Better build wins
content is once per month
unlucky shadowplay only showing them die now me throwing it :sleep:



This discord tells me RE is only as good as the pilot

buff my shitter spec
are u 40 set?

hands issue

imagine having hands issues in trixion it has to be minecraft angle at this point
send gems ishy
Lol
is this really just a master diff lmao
master just never hits
and this set bonus is BIS for my party anyway

bro what
@dull obsidian theres no waY
where is ur masters at
WE MIGHT WIN L:OL
ur trollin
we won a baron coinflip
Nah critical > master for me

I got 22.5% perma syn
oh bet
Imagine having a 5/5

a BIS 5/5 *

some ppl never struggle
bard has mana tripods?
its a given fact
Fr fr
No
i bet u one tapped to 24 too

I was 1 tap above average (41%)
I don't have a 25

Ur 24 went?
yet*
Luck sacc
show glow

ok the person who free tapped 2 +21's

look at my glow

its pretty sick
kekw
nah my shitter glow looks like this
ishy hides his glow so when pants outdps's him he has an excuse
I just never use it
Just play Wardancer if you want glow 
Dude
smolder scaled FRFR
nd wear dolphins
Pants is +25
Full 10
9/7 Stone
12% Bracelet
Bro, I'm wearing bracelet and my glow is huge.
I am
ur shit
here we go again
+24
Full 10
9/6 Stone
8% Brace

LOL
average 1mil mastery players @obtuse oyster
@silver hollow

good balance team
He makes me fighter when I pull 40-45m
That's my weapon @silver hollow 

where red
nerf bracelet
emerald soon frfr
thats another level of violation
xD
i had a reaper do that to me as well
i was confused
but now
then i look bro is 1630
I will learn surgeblade
xDD
Where 22

?
he did 62% dmg
Yo, you shut your mouth.
i didnt one tap sad
Ok? Stop swearing.
in what fight?
froggo
You know

i was out there parsin uptime dark nades atro
and bro did 62 and i was fighter
and I lose all my bubbles for fun
i just alt f4'd
ishy
we do 

I got fupyy his first 50m

Fastest alt f4 in the west
babymetal
bro fr
BABYMETAL! 
om


She hot yes.
But.
she owns the stage
its her 2nd home
Fund my last hone 
no no
what a broken class my lm only does 24mil
hawsa top
bro am honign my slinger
u fund me

Itโs just one hone 
also what last hone i dont see red glow yet
ur not done om
Om
weeb discussion
wdym yapper
i streamed it
24mil
1630
what a shit class
can they like fix this bug 
u prob confused 34 for 24 all good

*ur shit
true and fax
u know yesterday my g2 opener was 62 mill
i almost
holy
dont do 1 min parses
i saw also 75 igniter
allways do 2 min parses
do 3 min
79*

ye
LOS made me love cxhgaos dungs again

omg i can't speak
damage plummets so hard though
Won't be much difference
Hardset rotation.
bro ur brac is like 15% dmg
alone

bro had built in engraving fr fr

Om
No Elixir 
same ๐ฆ
fupys arcana does like 300+ mil in one roation on a piano class, meanwhile burst class with long ass cds lm does the same
arcana truly balanced
bro u have wedge hammer
0.069% chance fr
Arcana weak needs more buffs

now do it hm
Pass, HM = jail
Slayer weak. Need more buffs.
People die to towers.
Midoooo
His name is Rat-Lord the second.
too much dmg the rest were just uprights
What? YOURE TELLING ME THAT 4 MILLION ZERKER DPS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT 1620 WITH LVL 10 GEMS?!

Om
wtf
gogo? 
THATS HIS CAT
!!!!
He has a cat?
LEAKED
my ilvl akkan hm was surprisingly even dmg all upright in leaderboard
SHES DOING FINE

HE*
Bro I tought
idk if its a he or a she
bro i did have
that
Wtf
it looked sus in g1 cause 4 ppl died
but then 1 tap 2 3
ppl are just horny greeders in g1
??
everyone plays for the meter on the 2nd monitor
goblinos
Like u broski
Na it s mine too now
exactly
I can t even vc
wdf
What the
Imagine having meter.
We aren't all criminals with two screens.
i am a religious man
its okay mizu told me u can hide it
I got betrayed in G3
Two people died, and then me and another got caught in a stun so no one to free us.
I only have 1 screen, and It's a tiny one.
skill issue
ye team's fault
if i die is never on me
!
classic g3 lobby on a tuesday night
bro if u came on dps yesterday we clear
we could have bussed those noobs
oh well
Hell vykas?
Wait is that akkan
Cant tell from the background


u defo didnt do akkan enough then 
HOLY CUBE MVP
CARROT GOAT
nyo
Yo @silver hollow Tell me.
Why did my green beam friend in Akkan, RUSH AHEAD OF ME RATHER THAN BEING TOGETHER WITH ME? 
He died and then I got Mc'ed 
did u shower today?
could be why


Everyone was alive until 35x and then green mech some people panic and now 3 people alive at second mech 
At least Wei fixed it 

@silver hollow Easy 
How's the honing going?
That bad 
Can I marry your husband
I see, hmm, but, did you watch what I linked for you? Or did I not link
maybe that was too someone else.
Also, Is Marry My Husband sad/fun?
very bad i am out of orehas
Oh, rip
Those expensive.
Feiton both 4x , kalteraz 5x,mokoko 4x, voldis 5x leaps
what's with the zeals drama
mans been dickriding himself for years on an alt reddit
kinda crazy
buy my lvl 9 gem 
Huh, no 
wat drama
Bruh
I'm broke af.
Its revenge story, I recommend, 10/10
Same female actor as secretary Kim 
same but i need lvl 9 gems
She's so pepocute and stronk @silver hollow
Ahh,
I can't really vibe with revenge story sadly 
i did it like quite a bit now

but can she solo brel
amelia kinda hot 
lotta posts is there some proof
I have a question, what build is better for soul reaper, nights edge or full moon harvester?
Edge
alright thanks
when playable lazenith

female sharpshooter will just be nineveh
frfr
ashe
meh just some hyper specific comments that make it look very close to being him. Language and the fact that the account has been up since he started streaming lost ark and only writes comments about how he's better than all the other streamers and that they should only watch him.
female sharpshooter will be a gs with a bow
Seems werid to only have an account purely to dickride zeals, could be an insane fanboy or the more obvious thought that it's him
they wont make a brand new model for a gender unlock
idk i get Zeals vibes
from the way he responds
yeah it legit sounds like him
especially when he says dawg
LMFAOO
tbh seems like something he would do 
plus Zeals isnt that good of a player
he types exactly how he writes
?
SEGS TIME
everyone with half a braincell knows hes not that great of a player thonk
wdym he only got out dpsed with esther 8
hes the goat
i mean who cares if its him or his buddy
i thought this was actual drama
read some of the comments its just nothing
L M A O
idk if its drama, but its funny/sad 
i mean its either zeals or like his head moderator
that sounds like something a twitch mod would say
i remember Zeals having a breakdown for being a support in a raid 
not sure which raid but this dude is basically just making excuses on why he didn't preform as well
LE GLAZE
because he aint get no synergy bro
NO MANA SYNERGY
ZEALS IS SO NICE
HE LET SAINT GET MVP
he right about that tho
1 MORE DAY BOYSSS FFVII REBIRTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
the way he types is how Zeals talks tbh
lustboy also said that
yeah but why he wants a medal lol
lol but who the fuck points it out, you have to be fucking insecure
to care about that
trust me. -definitely not zeals btw
HMM
yeah thats def zeals ngl
LOOKING A LIL LIKE ZEALS
y'all just JEALOOUS OF THE GOAT
whats there to be jealous of ong
U hate him cuz u ain't him
im only jealous kr gets new outfits, while ags slowly releases 2019/20 outfits ๐
thank u, reasonable person who is also not zeals
Zeals on top
Zeals on top
Zeals on top




















Too easy.






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