lost-ark-discussions

[urban obsidian]

Idk whatchu on about lil bro

[obtuse oyster]

[urban obsidian]

That was a 3 hour misshap

It never happened

[rigid aurora]

lil bro calling me lil bro

[urban obsidian]

Ong im calling you lil bro lil bro

[rigid aurora]

go to sleep lil bro it time for your nappies

[full igloo]

Just a little lick for chatty before I go

[urban obsidian]

Truege

I’m eepy

[rigid aurora]

waawaa

[urban obsidian]

I’m suprised I didn’t crash on the drive home

[rigid aurora]

ima sleep too no cap

i need to catch up fuck classes and fuck clubs

[full igloo]

another one doing classes

[urban obsidian]

Shi man

[full igloo]

everyone study there

[urban obsidian]

Tomorrows Friday

[ancient tundra]

Same bro I drove today surprised I didn't crash

[rigid aurora]

sandrea boomer

[urban obsidian]

Yuzu boomer

Frfr

[nova garden]

imma study soon too

[full igloo]

I'm just 30y old I'm not a boomer

[rigid aurora]

god DAMN ancient

[nova garden]

study that is

[urban obsidian]

Everyone here old

[obtuse oyster]

[ancient tundra]

I m not doing classes anymore no more

[urban obsidian]

Even linair old bro

[ancient tundra]

Freedom from that shit

[full igloo]

[ancient tundra]

7th year is just thesis

[rigid aurora]

freedom then residency

[ancient tundra]

[rigid aurora]

copium

[ancient tundra]

Yeeeee

[urban obsidian]

Hmm

[full igloo]

you're in med school, you don't quit school until 50 year old

[urban obsidian]

Time to find some asmr to honk shoo to

[ancient tundra]

Om

[rigid aurora]

TRUE

[urban obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/327781765278334977/1014528301039112262/neco-arc-cross.gif

[rigid aurora]

asmr being whispered good things while i fall asleep

[ancient tundra]

Bro I just want to travel and hit on some women outerseas

[nova garden]

ting ting just dropped a new video

[ancient tundra]

[urban obsidian]

Hi

[rigid aurora]

lets go

[urban obsidian]

I’m right here

[full igloo]

you need to go oversea to hit women ?

or just your own preferences

[ancient tundra]

I want variety

[full igloo]

[urban obsidian]

Hi

Hello

[rigid aurora]

come japan with me fuego

[urban obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/yuuka-punch-the-table-blue-archive-anime-gif-14552620531996776292

[rigid aurora]

or alaska

[ancient tundra]

Pog aight

[ancient tundra]

Come when

[rigid aurora]

i might go alaska for studies

[full igloo]

Go to japan, they're missing a lot of men in a specific industry

you would be welcomed

[ancient tundra]

Isn't that lowkey the far edge of america

Like it s just ded no ?

[rigid aurora]

bro said lowkey

[obtuse oyster]

om, you're gonna get eaten by a polar bear

[rigid aurora]

W ending tbh

[ancient tundra]

Or yuzu is gonna become strong enough to fight back

[full igloo]

alaska is not dead

[nova garden]

alaska is a neat place

[full igloo]

it's a beautiful place

[rigid aurora]

good ending i get eaten by polar bear while studying fish

[obtuse oyster]

Alaska is basically if the wild west still existed but cold

[ancient tundra]

Just saw reviews

Never went there

[fresh flint]

[rigid aurora]

if i were to go in like 3-4 years for studies i'll probably be way up north alaska

[nova garden]

i've only been to alaska once

[ancient tundra]

Friend called it if red dead redemption had a dlc map it s alaska as a desert

[rigid aurora]

thats literally what it is man

red dead snow dlc

[ancient tundra]

Bruhhh

[rigid aurora]

man fuego why are you a med student

[full igloo]

for a place that is far north

[obtuse oyster]

that's pretty small

[full igloo]

with many place non habitable, that's a lot of people

if you just take account the area in square metre then it's dead in term of population

[nova garden]

my step brother lived in alaska for a couple years

[rigid aurora]

a lot of alaska is not that bad, it's also the fact that it's like

way up north

[obtuse oyster]

that must of your stuff is imported thus cost more

and the fact that most of the "city" life is legit on the coast

and you leave from the coast you are in the boonies

[rigid aurora]

basically away from everything so everything is more expensive, hawaii gets away with it because they're a tourist spot

[ancient tundra]

it s just way too far in america

[full igloo]

I'll never go to USA

[obtuse oyster]

[ancient tundra]

would rather go to japan

and meet scalp there

[full igloo]

So many good people to go check in the US

but nah

I'd rather have them go up to canada so we can meet

[fresh flint]

scalp[ is in jp?

[midnight marlin]

yes cause hes a weeb

[ancient tundra]

na just cause weeb

[obtuse oyster]

if he is, that would explain his none touching grass behaviour

[fresh flint]

[rigid aurora]

if scalp was in jp bro

[nova garden]

my friend told me that korea is a better place to get fucked up than japan

[fresh flint]

@sand marsh you fucking weeb

[ancient tundra]

wrong one

[rigid aurora]

holy he coming back with like 10 body pillows

[ancient tundra]

[rigid aurora]

this is true

[nova garden]

both metaphorically and literally

[fresh flint]

no thats him

right?

[ancient tundra]

ah

[fresh flint]

ya he changed his name

[nova garden]

shit

[ancient tundra]

it scalp my bad

[nova garden]

maybe i just save up $5k of fun money for kr

[midnight marlin]

real

[ancient tundra]

florida daily

[full igloo]

[fresh flint]

L;MAOAOAOAOA

[midnight marlin]

its the fun game of "firework or gunshot"

[fresh flint]

[rigid aurora]

unironically i can tell what sounds like a gun or a firework

sometimes

[midnight marlin]

after a while yeah

[rigid aurora]

shit is crazy

[full igloo]

Well to be fair I hate fire weapon so it's one of the reason I would not step into the USA but there is a lot of other reason.
Not saying the country is shit, just personal principles.

[nova garden]

guns are fun

[obtuse oyster]

those two have pretty disctinct sounds

[nova garden]

but flamethrowers are more fun

[midnight marlin]

i like shooting things

[rigid aurora]

teah

[rigid aurora]

me too

inanimate objects of course

[rugged lynx]

why not combine the two

[nova garden]

guess tracer rounds are cool

[fresh flint]

buncha gang members in here nuh uhhhhh

[midnight marlin]

incendiary rounds

[obtuse oyster]

[rigid aurora]

the first gun i shot was in the philippines

[nova garden]

idk, i just hunt so i can eat

i like meat

[rigid aurora]

yeah i bet

[full igloo]

you can hunt with a knife

[robust birch]

[obtuse oyster]

gl with that

[robust birch]

Classic eu take

[rigid aurora]

HOORAH GOD BLESS

[full igloo]

amateur use guns

[nova garden]

bow is cool too

[nova garden]

you know... imma not make that joke

[rigid aurora]

sandrea use baguette

[nova garden]

i thought of a good one tho

[robust birch]

Classic eu dressing up boys and hunting elk with a butter knife

[full igloo]

most eu hunter use rifle so I don't get your message

[obtuse oyster]

the bread is mightier than the sword

frfr

[rigid aurora]

frfr

[ancient tundra]

what kind of meat icy

[nova garden]

no comment

[ancient tundra]

[midnight marlin]

mf gonna say bacon

and then another

[nova garden]

i do love bacon

[ancient tundra]

na i don t think icy will say bacon

[rigid aurora]

ohhh icy loves fatty meat

[fresh flint]

i know what kinda meat he likes

[ancient tundra]

first

[fresh flint]

[ancient tundra]

[obtuse oyster]

Canadian bacon?

[nova garden]

nah

[rigid aurora]

now how u know that?

[nova garden]

not fatty enough

[obtuse oyster]

[ancient tundra]

wtf is canadian bacon

[fresh flint]

[rigid aurora]

how u know him like that chris

[obtuse oyster]

leaner bacon

[midnight marlin]

isnt canadian bacon ham

[nova garden]

I don't have chris blocked since I don't block customers.

[nova garden]

basically

[obtuse oyster]

my guy, bacon is ham

[midnight marlin]

no

bacon is bacon

[nova garden]

bacon is not ham

[fresh flint]

ohhhhhh so you want to block me

[frail shard]

isnt bacon ham and pork

[fresh flint]

brb getting a refund

[nova garden]

bacon is pork and canadian bacon is pork

[rigid aurora]

how much has he paid in real; legitimate funds because he is an employer

[nova garden]

the name of each depends on how they're cured and made

[fresh flint]

[nova garden]

no comment

i was just saying i don't block customers in general

[rigid aurora]

ok i will sub

[fresh flint]

but he WANTS to block me

that's fucked

[nova garden]

Though, i did get enough from a certain someone to drop almost $1k on my pc upgrades

[rigid aurora]

thats not what u said the other day

[nova garden]

yeah, if someone blocks you on all platforms that just means you want to meet in person

[nova garden]

[fresh flint]

[nova garden]

idk what i said the other day

[fresh flint]

thank u nia, go fuck urself, we will never meet again

that felt good

it only took 20$ and 2 hours of rapport

[nova garden]

i just tried to do loa keybinds in ark survival

i think i have loa brin rot

[fresh flint]

i had a nightmare ab loa a few days ago

[nova garden]

[modest lichen]

i have so much rapport left for adv tome

[fresh flint]

i was only doing rapport for kindness potions

thats a different story

[modest lichen]

im doing it for ignea tokens nd completion

[fresh flint]

[nova garden]

[modest lichen]

[obtuse oyster]

om

[nova garden]

I got my purify tube and quit forever

[modest lichen]

[fresh flint]

[modest lichen]

5 away from mount

[fresh flint]

purify from ignea?

[modest lichen]

[fresh flint]

oh true, purple at 5 igneas

shit...

[ancient tundra]

Sussy

[fresh flint]

do u wanna fight or smthing fuego?!!?!?

[ancient tundra]

It felt good talking to a child ?

Chrissy?

U sus asf

Bro

[fresh flint]

no, i hate that stupid bitch

[ancient tundra]

Aight fair

[fresh flint]

it took me over a year to get that star

[modest lichen]

[stark thicket]

dont cry chris

[modest lichen]

i rapport bomb'd her nd got it

[fresh flint]

[ancient tundra]

Ye kinda

[nova garden]

Yeah, I got that before valtan release.

[ancient tundra]

I can t sleep

I m bored

[nova garden]

Let’s fight, but not with our fists.

[stark thicket]

its okay

[ancient tundra]

Ayo

[fresh flint]

i bombed her to friendly 3 by mistake...

[modest lichen]

[stark thicket]

but with out swords

[fresh flint]

so i literally fed her 4-5 epic rapport items and she was trusted

i HATE LOA

[stark thicket]

[modest lichen]

im at a point now that if i miss a rapport bomb my stats are good enough to pass anyone

[fresh flint]

fight? if u consider being dommed a 'fight' ur a brave lil one

[stark thicket]

im ready to fight icy.. sword is ready!

[modest lichen]

[stark thicket]

[fresh flint]

LMAO

[fresh flint]

not me

idk how to videogame

[modest lichen]

[silver bison]

the sideenergy sold already

[fresh flint]

You got one?

[silver bison]

from voldis

[fresh flint]

Oh ur that guy

Well fuck

Let me get some gold

[obtuse oyster]

[fresh flint]

[modest lichen]

HOLY

[fresh flint]

What the cock balls

[silver bison]

572 is crazy

on ur courage

[fresh flint]

Snadrea has 600 courage

[silver bison]

wdf

[modest lichen]

i wonder wut im missing

[stark thicket]

[nova garden]

@fresh flint I got a package in the mail

[fresh flint]

[stark thicket]

share me ur wisdom

[fresh flint]

Is it mine?

[stark thicket]

[modest lichen]

oh im missing mostly pots from rapport

[neon cedar]

Virtue points so low, gotta pump those number sup

[stark thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-verne-over-the-hedge-turtle-disbelief-gif-24744867

[nova garden]

Wait, you sent something?

[modest lichen]

[fresh flint]

No. Nevermind.

[nova garden]

Wait

[fresh flint]

[nova garden]

I get it

[stark thicket]

[fresh flint]

Can you do it for me brandonnnnn I HATE HORIZONTAL

[ancient tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-gif-25786536

[stark thicket]

payback

[ancient tundra]

wtf

bro

[fresh flint]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[rigid aurora]

what the fuck LOL

[neon cedar]

No
But if you work long and hard you can have 3 virtue stats at 600+ like me

[fresh flint]

DO IT FOR ME

[stark thicket]

cry baby

you need more wisdom

[fresh flint]

BITCH

[stark thicket]

im going to log in and see what my stats are

brb

[fresh flint]

Okay

[neon cedar]

I can provide moral support.
You can do it! The grind is easy! Bless you RNG!

[fresh flint]

Bout to be 100-150 each

[fresh flint]

Easy?!

[stark thicket]

[fresh flint]

[fresh flint]

Add me while you’re on fucker

Also let’s go do vykas

[neon cedar]

No, add me

Popularity contest

[fresh flint]

No he ADD ME

[delicate sandal]

i almost got myself into an ivory nm jail

[midnight marlin]

what ife he add me

[delicate sandal]

gl in my party was doing z dps

but thats ok

but this los 18 wf aero

[fresh flint]

Then I’m gonna kiss you

[delicate sandal]

was doing more z than gl

[stark thicket]

WAOW im still strong after 1 + 3months!

[fresh flint]

You do more horizontal than me wtf

[nova garden]

Oh

[nova garden]

I wanted to see where this emote was from

[modest lichen]

lowkey dreading the last 300 seeds lol

[midnight marlin]

[fresh flint]

Ewwww

[modest lichen]

holyyy

[fresh flint]

What the fucc

[nova garden]

Imma not make that seed joke.

I had a good one tho

[modest lichen]

[fresh flint]

I got about 300 seeds I can put in you

[modest lichen]

say it

[nova garden]

[fresh flint]

[modest lichen]

[fresh flint]

[nova garden]

[modest lichen]

[neon cedar]

[modest lichen]

wtf

[fresh flint]

[nova garden]

And I thought I was the drunk one

I swapped to my phone so autocorrect can save me

[fresh flint]

I’m so tired and I didn’t take my meds today I need to relax

[modest lichen]

[neon cedar]

Relax by collecting mokokos and doing your horizontal chris

[fresh flint]

No am in bed

Taking a break

[nova garden]

My DMs are pretty relaxing.

[neon cedar]

Those igneas won't find themselves

[fresh flint]

On my way!

Why does my phone do that

[kind lotus]

@fresh flint

[fresh flint]

If I wanted to say on my way I would type that

[fresh flint]

@kind lotus

[midnight marlin]

then disable it

[stark thicket]

using pheons in lost ark 2 that will still be on unreal engine 3

[midnight marlin]

[quartz turret]

[modest lichen]

oh right what is sea gate? i was doing sea bounties nd i have two shipwrecks left that just say sea gates

[midnight marlin]

its removed

[fresh flint]

BAN!!!!

[modest lichen]

oh so how i get da last 2?

[midnight marlin]

its just chests at the end of sailing coop now

need keys to open

which you get from sailing coop

[modest lichen]

[quartz turret]

[modest lichen]

i rarely ever see anyone do those omg

[fresh flint]

Wait for merges

[modest lichen]

ye prolly

[quiet igloo]

[quartz turret]

when server merge we finnaly can get a group for them

[ancient tundra]

@fresh flinthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W20Z44rWZTk

[midnight marlin]

they can be solod

[ancient tundra]

[modest lichen]

oh they can be?

lets hope i get lucky

[fresh flint]

[ancient tundra]

bro the kick

[fresh flint]

He just fuckin yeeted him

[ancient tundra]

[fresh flint]

[neon cedar]

Are you playing again?

[nova garden]

I ate too much stew

Am full

Food coma

[fresh flint]

I WANT SOME

[fresh flint]

No but he should

[nova garden]

My house smells like bacon and caramelized onion

[fresh flint]

Oh my god I’m wet I love onions

[rugged lynx]

what

[nova garden]

[fresh flint]

Huh

[modest lichen]

wait does it matter which i do?

[stark thicket]

[fresh flint]

What the fuck

[neon cedar]

So many mounts and pets wtf

[nova garden]

Weak

[modest lichen]

[rugged lynx]

have you seen sleep conutry canada

[fresh flint]

Yeah his blows my fuckin mind

[midnight marlin]

i think it matters

[modest lichen]

[modest lichen]

[stark thicket]

[midnight marlin]

well, just split between procyon and gienah

[fresh flint]

I want the mounts…

[midnight marlin]

the actual continent does not

[nova garden]

I want the mounts too

[modest lichen]

oh okay

[fresh flint]

I gotchu

[modest lichen]

arigato

[nova garden]

[dark blaze]

can someone give me lost merchant discord server so I can get ping?

[kind lotus]

Np

[dark blaze]

its time for on that grind so can get LOS 30 (I pretty much just need Wei)

[rugged lynx]

takjaolmink

[neon cedar]

I've gotten like 5 more trash free skins since I took this

[modest lichen]

@dark blazeigu

[dark blaze]

igu?

[kind lotus]

Takjeolmink

[dark blaze]

bc this server had a lost merchant channel but didnt work out for me

[modest lichen]

i got u

[dark blaze]

Big

[modest lichen]

sent

[nova garden]

About time I posted this again

[dark blaze]

thx goat

[modest lichen]

[neon cedar]

I imagine Wrekk has 5 storage boxes like that at any given time

[nova garden]

[modest lichen]

[modest lichen]

weak af omgg

[nova garden]

Weak

You used your runes

[modest lichen]

lmaoo

[nova garden]

A real chad doesn’t use runes

[modest lichen]

[nova garden]

Sleep is in another dimension frfr

Another plane of existence

I got paid today

[modest lichen]

[nova garden]

Time to gacha

[modest lichen]

[quartz turret]

one more week

[weak sedge]

need better mobile game to play

[nova garden]

I just started isekai slow life

[modest lichen]

nd this my SE

[modest lichen]

to the loa mobile game xdd

[weak sedge]

how is it?

[neon cedar]

I hope you are graced by all the booba gotcha ladies

[nova garden]

It’s a good game

Pretty comfy to play

[weak sedge]

i've just been playing summoners war like i have been for the past 10 years

[nova garden]

What in the fuсk?

[modest lichen]

[nova garden]

I used to hang out in 420 chat

[weak sedge]

[nova garden]

Like 8 years ago

[weak sedge]

there have been many breaks in the 10 years

[nova garden]

A customer at work was talking about isekai slow life, so I gave it a shot.

[weak sedge]

i see a lot of ads for it

[nova garden]

Working at an arcade seems to draw a lot of gacha addicts

[modest lichen]

[weak sedge]

one of those claw machine places opened near me and i went and didnt win anything

[nova garden]

Yeah

I’m not surprised

I’m IT for an arcade

I’m the one who programs the payouts for those claw machines based upon the value of the item and margin they want to make.

[neon cedar]

Why is everyone here in IT

[stark thicket]

an arcade? Wa du hek you ITing?

[nova garden]

Fix games

[weak sedge]

so you rig the games

[nova garden]

Yes

Arcades are literally a casino for kids

[weak sedge]

some people are really good at it

[stark thicket]

What program language you need 2 know?

[modest lichen]

[nova garden]

Yeah, that’s fake.

[nova garden]

It’s hardware tech. So none of

[stark thicket]

O

[keen copper]

it gang

[nova garden]

Some YouTubers came in and we set the payouts super low.

[modest lichen]

[stark thicket]

I have an exam on network security soon

[nova garden]

I’m really good at certain games, but there are very few games that rely on skill.

[stark thicket]

The guy I randomly messaged from my class btw, sends feet pics on snap

[nova garden]

[stark thicket]

[nova garden]

My old co worker did network security

General cyber security

[tulip charm]

made some insane progress today, out of gold though

some solid 5/3 pants, 5/4 class, 5/5 crit dmg pants and random

[stark thicket]

Damn all the dudes in that group are nerdy, weird and send feet pics on snap or weird selfies. I feel out of place tbh

[tulip charm]

everybody have 35 now at least

[nova garden]

He’s a mid 40 year old man with two kids and a wife.

[stark thicket]

And here I am just tryna play league

[nova garden]

He worked for Samsung for 9 years as a white hat hacker.

[stark thicket]

Like I understand some of the hacking stuff but I would never know how to pull it off

I hate classes that are about theory

And not hands on

[nova garden]

He’s contracting for the military now.

After he sold his hospital cyber security business.

[stark thicket]

This class I'm in for cloud computing the professor gets a lot of flak for sucking, but all of his projects are stuff you do in the real world.

[nova garden]

Bro has two masters degrees.

[stark thicket]

[nova garden]

He calls me here and there to see if I wanna do work for him.

[stark thicket]

Work

[keen copper]

1630, +25 wep, 40 set artist in my hm ivory

pf winning

[nova garden]

I’d need 69 certs so idk about that

[stark thicket]

Yeah, I need to work on my certs

Work on certs and personal passion projects

Build portfolio

[nova garden]

He’s working with classified shit, so id also need civilian classified training.

Tbh, would prolly be easier to get into the military normally and get my TS.

[obtuse oyster]

sheeesh

life of a crit syn

fr fr

[nova garden]

no one subbing

[stark thicket]

I don't think I wanna work with anything classified

[nova garden]

i'm going to bed

[stark thicket]

I'm 2 nosey and would spill the beans lol

[midnight marlin]

you got it

its only

75 dollards

[nova garden]

Spill beans and you get imprisoned for life

[stark thicket]

[obtuse oyster]

gift of some subs crzyp (i heard you're a high roller)

[stark thicket]

You gift them

You are a high roller

[nova garden]

I was very tempted to go into the military.

[obtuse oyster]

sure for the low price of free.99

[nova garden]

Speaking of high roller

This dude at another location has $40k on his arcade card

Not cumulative. Just spending money.

[stark thicket]

I spent a lot of money on my kittens

Y'all don't wanna know

[nova garden]

You spent $40k

[midnight marlin]

yo

dont expose me like that

[nova garden]

Share some

[stark thicket]

[nova garden]

And I’ll tell you payouts and how to win

[midnight marlin]

no

fk payouts

i dance

[stark thicket]

My kittens cost 2500$

Each

[midnight marlin]

i just go to round 1 so the payouts are shit anyway

[nova garden]

I can get a $600 Tiffany’s necklace for $100

[midnight marlin]

money goes to rhythm games and crane games that i know how to win

[nova garden]

I can win any claw game in one play

Maybe two if I’m bad

[midnight marlin]

is there an override for weak grip?

[nova garden]

Yeah

[midnight marlin]

sick

[nova garden]

Get a barrel key lock pick off Amazon for $10

Open the bottom section of the game to expose the computer. Then get a programmer from the manufacturer for $1000 to program the payout.

Well, like $980

But shipping and tax is a bitch

[neon cedar]

Ethical mod life hacks

[midnight marlin]

but like

r1 crane games dont have strength lmao

[nova garden]

Yeah

[midnight marlin]

its jsut tech

[nova garden]

It’s because they’re on a payout

Their voltage will increase when they hit their payout number.

[midnight marlin]

no its like hooks and shit

on non precise rings

[nova garden]

All of those games are on payouts.

Like the key games

[stark thicket]

[nova garden]

Or the line up the thing to the thing game

[stark thicket]

Icy works at a Scamcade

[kind lotus]

@prime wind @wintry depot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCzez_q8si0

[stark thicket]

[nova garden]

It’s literally a casino

[stark thicket]

I should own an arcade

[nova garden]

Yeah

[stark thicket]

Scam the kids

[nova garden]

We made $2.8M in three months.

[stark thicket]

Must be really popular place

[nova garden]

We’re not the highest earning location.

[midnight marlin]

you're telling me this is on payout?

[nova garden]

But yeah, there are very few games that aren’t on payouts.

[midnight marlin]

i had to sift through photos to find it i didnt have it on my phone

[nova garden]

Yes

[midnight marlin]

no its not hard to grab coins

theres no variance to it

[nova garden]

They’re making a profit off it.

[midnight marlin]

yeah

cause some are actual rng

[nova garden]

Though, there are some games that are 100% win.

[midnight marlin]

one of the machines was literally jsut a dice roll

[nova garden]

Because you pay $1-2 for a play for $0.01 worth of items.

I play for tickets

[midnight marlin]

oh yeah its def a profit but usually i can get the figures less than msrp

[stark thicket]

I remember going to a mall and they had one of those claw machines... It still has a PSP handheld console in it.

[midnight marlin]

r1 does not have a good conversion for tickets

so i dont even try

[nova garden]

One of our machines has a ps5, a game, controller, and a headset.

[kind lotus]

21.8m DPS on Ivory G2 NM is good?

[weak sedge]

O_O

[nova garden]

Wish I was allowed to play it

[midnight marlin]

cast disguise self

[stark thicket]

Dress as a femboy and play it

[nova garden]

[stark thicket]

[kind lotus]

[keen copper]

you love to see it

[kind lotus]

not the icy technique

[tulip charm]

good luck on your elixirs this week, after a month i finally got a good week

[keen copper]

[azure valley]

zheng's RNG strategy prevails

[dull obsidian]

Mander the Yapper hails from a distant land where he was once a renowned warrior, feared and respected by all who heard his name. But as time passed, Mander's ego grew larger and his thirst for power became insatiable.

Eventually, Mander's arrogance led him to believe that no one could match his skill, and he set out to prove it by joining a band of adventurers known as the static. However, Mander quickly gained a reputation for complaining incessantly about his own class, constantly claiming that he was at a disadvantage compared to his companions.

Little did everyone know, Mander was actually a master of deception. In truth, his class was imbued with incredible power and versatility, allowing him to effortlessly outshine his peers in battle. But Mander couldn't resist the opportunity to play the victim, reveling in the attention he received from his false complaints.

Despite his underhanded tactics, Mander's deceitful nature made him an unwelcome addition to the group. His constant whining and self-pity drove a wedge between him and his companions, who quickly grew tired of his antics.

But Mander the Yapper would not be deterred. He continued to cling to the group, insistent on proving his supposed inferiority.

[midnight marlin]

who

[dull obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/yapper-yap-yapping-yuuka-hayase-yuuka-gif-13901751885714906186

[midnight marlin]

aske

[devout fractal]

Stfu ishy

[dull obsidian]

Lmao

Dude wtf happened in the general chat

All chatgpt memepasta spam

[ancient tundra]

Bro wtf is this yapping level

[dull obsidian]

That is like 1 of 30 vopypastas in the general chat atm

Dude I think @obtuse oyster would be a perfect fit into our static group chat

He's already accustomed to our shenanigans and finding a new person who isn't is hard

[robust birch]

Toxic

Where's my invite

[keen copper]

neat, i got both

[nova garden]

where?

[ancient tundra]

Icy the drama enjoyer

[nova garden]

I like spectating

[frail shard]

hi Icy

[nova garden]

hi there~

[ancient tundra]

Ofc u do

[nova garden]

[robust birch]

Spectate dn

[nova garden]

[robust birch]

[nova garden]

you kinda walked into that joke ngl

[neon cedar]

roll big, it's a good luck day

[robust birch]

Or did I set you up to walk into the joke

[nova garden]

so that means you wanted me to say that

[robust birch]

[frail shard]

can someone make argument with me

and test my mental endurance

[robust birch]

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

[frail shard]

i love pinapple on pizza, it gives the sourness that cure that too much cheese

[nova garden]

pinkpineapple is good tho

fire frfr

[robust birch]

I forgot what pink pineapple is

[robust birch]

Ur opinion is wrong

Change it

[nova garden]

google it

[robust birch]

I did last time

I forgor

[nova garden]

well, pinkpineapple anime

[frail shard]

https://tenor.com/view/ryuk-ppap-gif-9080004

[nova garden]

poor benji

stone cutting jail

[tulip charm]

have you ever seen a lv5 line with 4x 6 on the rest?

thats not rng, thats just horsesht

well, it is rng like everything else, but its still horsesht

[turbid oriole]

69 when

[nova garden]

whenever you pull up

[robust birch]

[uneven mortar]

bro i winder if im gonna find thst unicorn valtussy group

[ancient tundra]

[uneven mortar]

where i die early and they still clear

im too old to be doing this shit man

axe jail then ghost jail

shid i wish i took my chinese tutor seriously when i was but a wee lad

[quartz turret]

we pretty much one shot it ez

[supple parrot]

lobby simulator on nae man

dead region

[nova garden]

bro

i'ts like 4am nae

3am

something like that

[safe lark]

Perfect time for little jail

[robust birch]

Have you ever seen the clown that hides from rmters

[frail shard]

who

type name or coward

[supple parrot]

?

who?

[robust birch]

It's a yes or no question

[delicate sandal]

wait y am i bussing i was cruel g1 g2 and now g3

[supple parrot]

i dont know who u talkin about

so no

[robust birch]

So you've never seen the clown that hides from rmters

You must be an rmter

[frail shard]

good morning @sand marsh

[sand marsh]

no

[uneven mortar]

damn man getting old is hard

i feel like im jn the final stretch of a marathon

38% artisan to 25 wep

[turbid oriole]

2am weekend prime time

[turbid oriole]

Wait til you get cancer

[supple parrot]

couldnt fill

gave up

[turbid oriole]

Weekend

[delicate sandal]

yea me cruel every gate

im just that good

and no atros used or stims

cuz im cheap

[mild vortex]

I'll clap for you

[robust birch]

One person willing to pretend to care nice

[delicate sandal]

yall jealous

y'all wish u were good

[robust birch]

I don't have to wish

We've seen the trixion parse

Also why did you apostrophe 1 yall and not the other

[mild vortex]

Why yes I too use my abilities off cooldown on the NPC

[modest lichen]

WF or drizzle?

[delicate sandal]

[delicate sandal]

drizz

[robust birch]

Aren't u in school

They should be teaching u grammar

[keen copper]

12 elixirs, no upgrade

[uneven mortar]

gz

wait what

[keen copper]

i cut 12 elixirs, and not a single upgrade towards 40 set

[delicate sandal]

u have a set?

[keen copper]

i had a 5/5 going but then sealing fucked me

[neon cedar]

[keen copper]

that still would have only put me at 39

[neon cedar]

It's a bad luck day, next week for sure

[keen copper]

90k down the drain

[delicate sandal]

why u complaining at least u have a set

[keen copper]

surely

[delicate sandal]

theres ppl "out" there that has no set

[robust birch]

You

You're talking about yourself

[neon cedar]

Me

[robust birch]

Imagine having no set

[queen grail]

Yo, duck you man.

I'll get it one day.

[modest lichen]

[keen copper]

bane of my existance

[queen grail]

I've just stopped cutting

Might as well do Tham with no set.

[cunning carbon]

my god

another week of cutting these dogshit elixers

spending so much time

and hitting nothing

i love it

[queen grail]

[robust birch]

Skill issue

[neon cedar]

My Elixer cutting went great this week

Just get lucky, easy

[tulip charm]

for once i hit this week also

[queen grail]

You got 100 quality wep on main?

[tulip charm]

but i am also broke 50k gold left

[neon cedar]

Not needed for support

[queen grail]

So you got at least 2 100 Quality armor then?

[supple parrot]

oh shit hit a free hone on destroyer

[queen grail]

You know Just get lucky, easy.

[cunning carbon]

wish i was lucky

[supple parrot]

1616 now, 4 hones away from 5th 1620

[neon cedar]

Lucky, and they were free elixers that cost no gold

[tulip charm]

💰

[queen grail]

But still no 100 Quality, clearly not even lucky.

Shame.

[delicate sandal]

im referring to myself

[neon cedar]

I balanced out my luck by pitying 4/7 hones and my other 3 hitting at 55,78,88 artisan

[queen grail]

Still, you hit me too with that stray bullet, you 🦆

[queen grail]

But just get lucky, easy.

[neon cedar]

[robust birch]

Imagine not having 35 set on epics

[queen grail]

[neon cedar]

You get it

[queen grail]

Imagine not being full 100 Quality

Sucks to suck

This skin.

Can almost not see weapon.

[supple parrot]

i dont even have 35 on alts with legos, gettin close tho

[robust birch]

I have 36 points on epics but I'm missing one set piece

[tulip charm]

i cut 35/40 on my db on the first hm completion this week, got a 5/4 class helmet too

[delicate sandal]

i dipped below 100 mil

[silver bison]

gib

[neon cedar]

A real Brandon in the wild

[silver bison]

another brandon

are u an arti main

[neon cedar]

I'm an imposter

Pali/destro

[delicate sandal]

lower case b

[silver bison]

dang close enough

and acceptable

[neon cedar]

People just miscalled me Brandon enough that I have become one

[silver bison]

lmao

wot

[robust birch]

Uppercase b Brandon has a bigger butt

Prolly

[silver bison]

[cunning carbon]

5 or 6 weeks of voldike and i dont even have 35 set

Ill never get it

I already know

[supple parrot]

just missing helm on gl, sorc dont have either set piece

[silver bison]

i finally made it to the 35s this week

[burnt tree]

https://tenor.com/view/iu-manwol-jang-hotel-del-luna-hdl-gif-23966879

[silver bison]

i need one good banger for a 40 set i think

[cunning carbon]

After i get 35 set

Imma full stop

[silver bison]

but man elixir cutting is rough

[cunning carbon]

On elixers

[burnt tree]

you wont get 35 set tho

[cunning carbon]

Just plain boring

[robust birch]

Just cut 2 44s and you're halfway to 40 on epics

[cunning carbon]

True

And real

[burnt tree]

smilegate moment

[cunning carbon]

Theyll never give it to me

Critical either doesnt exist or never gets the nodes

[silver bison]

or if you do get a good critical

the 2nd part is trash

😭

[neon cedar]

It's supposed to just be Braden

[silver bison]

and is like 1

oh lol

[cunning carbon]

True as well

[silver bison]

[cunning carbon]

I wouldnt know cause my helmet is 2/2

Well a 4/1 now actually

[silver bison]

if this was 5/3 id be done with 40 set

[burnt tree]

[cunning carbon]

Better than me

[sand marsh]

I thought the same thing then yesterday i cut x2 5/5s and a 5/4. and last week i cut a 5/5

[silver bison]

i got critical so many times this week

and the best i got was this

out of them

[cunning carbon]

I havent seen critical chaos gloves for 3 weeks straight

[silver bison]

next week surely

[cunning carbon]

So youre the one whos been taking my luck

[silver bison]

they all bricked though

[cunning carbon]

My client is bozo client so yeah I dont expect that

At least youve seen them

[neon cedar]

I kept seeing critical on my support

[sand marsh]

just do this

works every single time. trust me.

[cunning carbon]

All i see is luminary on my main

If I had the poweer gauntlet, id snap the person who made elixers out of existence

Doesnt deserve to be here

[silver bison]

my pally has like

60 purp elixirs sitting in inventory lol

cus i hate purples

feel so bad to cut

not like supp getting gatekept for anything anyway

[queen grail]

Just go click 3 times on weapon and get 100 quality too.

Works every single time. trust me.

[silver bison]

who needs 35 set

[neon cedar]

I have a luminary piece and an advance piece gotta swap em out. But Ive only done the free ones, lots of time to fix/optimize

[sand marsh]

nah trust me bro it works every time

[queen grail]

Nah tust me bro it works every time

[neon cedar]

Deathboi gets it too! Just be lucky

[cunning carbon]

Im never lucky so

Guess my journey ends here

I still dont have kayangel wings either

[sand marsh]

here is another strat. watch it

[cunning carbon]

Sorry busy trying to jump out the window

[queen grail]

People thinking they have "strats" When they just rng luck out of their ass.

Whisper, Yo, bro, you want a fast cash strat, just play the lottery UwU

[burnt tree]

you mean my inventory ritual wont work?!?!

[sand marsh]

bro just have 3/3 on 1 turn left. get the option where u seal and it transmuts 2 effects. and great succeed them both

wdym?

[queen grail]

[terse seal]

Did we get another nerf

[queen grail]

Shore shore, just get the exact options and make it hit the exact spots and then gg wp you did it.

[queen grail]

you're so smort.

[low night]

:D

[terse seal]

or is everything in Rowen just painfully hard to beat

[cunning carbon]

Swear to god they need to remake the elixer system

[sand marsh]

trust me bro it works

[burnt tree]

they are, in 3 years

[queen grail]

Don't you have some anime to go watch? Weeb.

[low night]

i think they need to delete the uncle in the middle

[cunning carbon]

No new players would want to do this

[sand marsh]

if my dumbass can cut multiple 5/5s. you can too.

[low night]

he always trolls my elixirs

[cunning carbon]

Absolute waste of time

[burnt tree]

but Lost Ark global will eos in 3 years

[sand marsh]

i was about too